Has a show ever captured the zeitgeist more perfectly than Tulsa King?

Has a show ever captured the zeitgeist more perfectly than Tulsa King?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His name was Dwight Manfredi this whole time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And you always worked for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Manfredi
      When you're ready, go Manfredi!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > The motivation of the hero is to introduce organized crime to a small town
    kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tulsa
      >small town
      Okay retard

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this different from Lilyhammer in concept?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They added plot points from The Last OG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not, that's why it's kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TK isnt a coma dream

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because people actually watch Tulsa King and not whatever the fuck you are talking about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You really are the worst shill on /misc/ right now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fuck are you on about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't listen to them Anon...Lilyhammer was great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck is Lilyhammer?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's the comfy sequel of the sopranos

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never heard of it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Like most people with king of tusla.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope and seethe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see what you're getting at. I don't watch house of morons.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just take the loss, bro

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What loss?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >people never heard of a show with Sylvester Stallone starring in it
                Pretending to be retarded is still being retarded anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's not that well known, it's comfy though
              I think it was the first netflix produced show as well

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >garden gnomeflix
                lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >house of cards

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ~~*Bluhdorn*~~ and ~~*Redstone*~~. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones zoom zoom.

                Actual garden gnomeflix shills are here.
                el o fucking el

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're the one that can't stop letting netflix live rent free in your head

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay shill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                meds

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go back

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                meds are a psyop

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >having small children having access to brain altering medication

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm all for naming the garden gnome. What's your problem?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ~~*Bluhdorn*~~ and ~~*Redstone*~~. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones zoom zoom.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The fuck
          It's "what the fuck", you retarded moron.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does Dylan’s gone Public mean?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I don't get that. Dylan has notoriously been on a "never ending tour" for the last 35 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I don't get that. Dylan has notoriously been on a "never ending tour" for the last 35 years.

      If "dylan's" means bob dylan it's probably referring to how he sold the rights to songs recently

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      means he's a gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is talking about Murder Most Foul

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't worry Mr. President, help's on the way.
        >Your brothers are coming, there'll be hell to pay

        >Brothers? What brothers? What's this about hell?
        >Tell them "we're waiting, keep coming"
        >We'll get them as well.

        The nose knows

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing foul about this murder though. Thank god they got this psychopath.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bob Dylan in the public domain I guess?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That didn't happen though is the problem with that retarded idea that you had

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well what the fuck else could Sylvester and his boomer mush brain could've been talking about?
          I'm just trying to interpret him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bob Dylan's catalog is owned by a publicly traded company

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bob Dylan in the public domain I guess?

        [...]
        If "dylan's" means bob dylan it's probably referring to how he sold the rights to songs recently

        Yeah, I don't get that. Dylan has notoriously been on a "never ending tour" for the last 35 years.

        Why do movies add dialogues like this? Like you gotta have some previous knowledge on a specific topic to know what the fuck he’s talking about. “Dylan’s gone public”, that could mean a lot of different things, what Dylan? What does he mean hes gone public? Am I supposed to know that he sold the rights to his songs? Why is that even a big deal? Am I supposed to be “wow what a crazy world” because of that? Don’t think so. Who the fuck drops these random semi obscure general knowledge tests mid sentence when talking about a completely different topic irl?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you talk like a fag
          and you work for me now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im just asking questions. You sound insecure that you cant answer them

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              shut up gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Spoken like a true closet homo

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought his name was Tulsa King

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's Tulsa Doom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't he mention the most glaring change of all: men are now women?

      >Don't worry Mr. President, help's on the way.
      >Your brothers are coming, there'll be hell to pay

      >Brothers? What brothers? What's this about hell?
      >Tell them "we're waiting, keep coming"
      >We'll get them as well.

      The nose knows

      >*slips Anons a $50*

      Remember, 10 Pepes an hour on at least 5 different boards. And don't forget, you work for me now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Y-you got it boss

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pay five bucks for coffee
    >tell barista she works for me now
    >walk out, forgetting coffee because im senile

    is this how you tulsapost?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you've got potential kid but im putting you on a 2 month lurking program. you do well enough you get called up to the big leagues

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sho nuff King

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget to eat kid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn that's actually p deep

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every time you start eating something someone comes up and attacks you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Always finish your meals kid, you never know when some up-and-comer is going to try and interrupt your lunch. You live by the burger you die by the burger, never forget that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's this really the kind of dialogue this show offers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you eat for me now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/sEYNJzm.jpg

        Has a show ever captured the zeitgeist more perfectly than Tulsa King?

        These are going on a Tshirt you're gonna see in walmart

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God I hope so. I need some new drip.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Got you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              losing my shit at those itty bitty poster prints lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll find out when it's time

        these can't be real

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worshipping Rolling Stones
    True boomer moment.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry, I can't watch this. I just can't look at his botox'd up, hair transplanted to fuck, head. If that wasn't bad enough, there's also the voice. I physically can not watch anything with Sylvester Stallone, except for Rocky and Rambo. And even then it's kind of hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Stallone is so out of place in it.
      Its like they wanted cheap mobster flicks again in a post breaking bad world. Tried ripping off the Sopranos and they couldn't figure out how to do it without 5 dollar coffee and avacado toast memes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got balls kid, I'll give you that. But you gotta learn the ropes.

      >Hands you a rare pepe I just sketched on a napkin with mustard (were at burger king)

      You work for me now, now go refill my diet Pepsi and start the car, the morning show starts in an hour.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he forgot to say that nogs roam the streets and impregnate white women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds chang

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are always trannies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pic related. It's (You)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >for my PTSD
            This bro did blackops in Maripol.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >melatonin
            complete scam

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what do you mean? it just helps you fall asleep doesn't it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it just helps you fall asleep doesn't it?
                just like this show

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >drink a sugar overdose before bed
            >why cant i sleep??

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Never exercises, sleeps late and eats goyslop all day

            WHY AM I SO LE SAD

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like your typical tulsa cuck to me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >melatonin every night
            Enjoy the early onset dementia

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that got digitized and monopolied

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long until this dude gets a head transplant

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a hairline you cross that you dont plan to come back from.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, isn't that Dolph Lundgren? That was a fake name?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh man have you ever noticed how cameras are actually phones LOL that's so craaaaaaaaaaazy........ technology is nuts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kid, don't get short with me or I'll make you ride the short bus
      permanently

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst thread on /misc/ right now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea now that you're here. hows about you take a hike kid and let us talk some business.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah well, how about I just knock you flat on you're ass you troll, that sound any better to you?? Just name the time and the place and I'll be there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You...passed the test kid. You start Monday, don't be late. And kid...go out and get yourself some nice clothes *slips you a couple of crisp bank notes* if you're gonna be workin for me you're gonna dress nice. You work for me now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tulsa, 1 hour from now, you work for me so dont be late

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this quote hurts my brain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t.whippersnapper

      You work for me now, capiche?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We should have another pol thread!

      fuck off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a reddit moron randomly starts crying about 4chan episode

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people.in prison really have 0 awareness of anything that happens on the outside world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you tell me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. They have tv. and cellphones smuggled up people's asses.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get it
    rip van winkle woke up after 20 years and everything was basically still the same

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is this show boomslop or not?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Boomino. Boomer Kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good word pass it on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will do boss.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you blow your father with that mouth?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah i blow urs tough guy pull em down

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aaaaaaa hahahahahaha
          THIS bro IS SUCKING BOOMER SLOP
          Don't forget the balls.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wiseguy huh?
          we knew how to deal with your type back in graybar hotel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like your style, kid, you got spunk.
          >peels off a crisp $50 bill and stuffs it in your shirt pocket
          More where that came from. You suck dick for me now, tell your friends.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That show looks so fucking dumb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna be pretty dumb when you get brain damage and are sippin your meals through a straw. We clear?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I already have no teeth, you gay

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he mention the most glaring change of all: men are now women?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because he doesnt spend all day on the internet, there's no trannies in the real world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He mentioned pronouns

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    25 fuckin years in the can not a peep

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched the first two episodes. It's funny enough that I can ignore everything wrong with it

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's not an Italian on earth named Dwight

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since I started to dress and act like Tulsa king I've had more people start working for me. I'm up to 20 workers so far.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you workers do?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Put in work for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s on a need to know basis. But you’re a good kid, you work for me now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          now that you work for me kid, you work for me now

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    179683341
    >still trying to force it.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god fucking dammit I just want some brickheaded old guinea boomer to just waltz into my place of business and tell me I work for him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never get a new job with that attitude anon, come on. You ain't got a tulsa king, you gotta become the tulsa king yourself. You work for you now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you live near my dad you may be in luck

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win in a fight between Tulsa King and Tony Soprano?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tulsa king and it ain’t even close

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're retarded. This show doesn't even make sense.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You just revealed your own ignorance.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A+++ reference kid. I like the cut of ya jib, reminds me of the old days when people knew sopranos was the goat.

            >Hands you a crisp wad of trillion dollar bills

            You shit for me now kid. Now get to work, these depends ain't gonna fill themselves.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How so?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nothing makes sense... except cash. cash is king. *slips you a crisp benjy* the point is... you work for me now kid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tulsa King. He's too smart for Tone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tony was a fat fucking slob and a nepo baby. Tulsa King butt fucked guys twice as tough as him in prison. He’d own half the action in Jersey within a week

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tulsa King butt fucked guys twice as tough as him in prison
        woah is this cannon? do we see? I might hook up Paramount+ if so

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do it. It’s only $4.99/month.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tulsa King butt fucked guys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the chad Dwight Manfredi
      >does his time like a man
      >becomes a top owner on his own, twice
      >wins people over with a firm hand shake and a crisp Benjamin
      >is well read, can recite The Art Of War and learned the ins and outs of the pot business and crypto currency
      >daughter married a white man
      >while old, can still pass for a "hard 55", still has his hair and is in good shape for his age
      >takes on a biker gang with a motely crew, similar to Andrew Jackson
      >still alive

      >the virgin Tony Soprano
      >scared like a bitch of going to prison
      >only where he is because of his father and uncle
      >no one really likes him
      >is quite stupid and spends his time watching old Gary Cooper movies, runs a shitty strip club
      >daughter fucked a moolinyan
      >fat and out of shape, looks older than he is
      >has his whole crew taken out by New York and has to hide like a bitch
      >dead

      Manfredi and it's not even close

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Manfredi
        >cuck who spent longer than phil leotardo in the can for something he didn't do
        >banished and cucked by his family on release
        >allowed his daughter to be raped
        >has a moron driving him around
        >fucks a middle aged woman
        >simp cuck gives a million dollars to a middle aged woman
        >gets thrown under the bus by a middle aged woman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aw, the Sopranos fag is triggered

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aw, the tulsa cuck can't refute any of it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Absolutely seething

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i still can't refute any of it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got a new one to add to the list, thanks to you

                >chad Manfredi
                >has confidence in himself and his abilites

                >virgin Soprano
                >has panic attacks and has to see a therapist like a fanook

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Manfredi
                >couldn't even defend his position within the family

                >Tony
                >stepped over his own uncle and took what he wanted

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice head canon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >head canon
                Spotted the reddit moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess that's another thing you can't refute.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like Turkey King

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so whats his endgame, what happens when everyone works for him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll find out when it's time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is he going to stick his finger up my bum?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fuck that’s brilliant.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I check.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What happened to Sly... who face structure? He looks like the characters i try to make on Blender.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          30 years of plastic surgery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      space colonization

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liked the episode where he plows through a crowd at the farmers market

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In all honesty Stallone is one of the best preserved geriatrics I've seen, combined with his natural med longevity and healthy lifestyle I could see him out living half the posters in these threads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stallone would explode into old fart dust if I punched him with my dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, he's on more HGH and roids than the liver king

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the show good or is it just boomer power fantasy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not using the right word that we’ve been using.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a failed forced meme episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is a power fantasy with heart of gold. Has some problems.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bingo.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boomsloppers, we are FEASTING

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me this isn’t a real quote from the show. Absolutely cringe boomerslop.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MFW seeing skin colour as no big deal became a bad thing.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stop laughing at tulsaposting.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, you work for me now

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seriously how does Sylvester manage to still pump out kino in his old age while Arnie fumbled every project hes worked since he left office
    in the end he truly won

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Arnold is a cucked gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtube.com/shorts/2TAuT2rv01k?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dwight a Catholic name?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You seem like a good OP. How about you keep posting for me from now on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do I have a choice?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely not. I'm going to boss you around because you're dyel and gnomish.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Electric Dylan?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll know when the time is right.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what's triggered?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh you know like if you have PTSD, like Shell shock, the event that sets it off is a "trigger". You see it in movies all the time, Rambo is a famous one, you seen that one right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Let me tell you somethin, you don't know what triggered is. How's about when you want a manicotti and instead you have to jerk off into a tissue."

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KINO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait?
      >Waddaya mean wait, I'm walkin here!!!!

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based boomslop every old man heard this and nodded his head in approval as the internals of a rueben sandwich dribbled down his chin and onto his stained bowling shirt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boomer wisdom is the only hope this country has

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was surprised they dropped such a redpill in this show

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this really how tertiary education works in America? You just get "a college diploma" and major in whatever you want? You don't do, say, a bachelor of engineering or a master of law?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those are post-graduate degrees. The first four years of college is your major which can be in literally anything but its typically recommended that you study something that helps prepare for your post-graduate study. Like people generally don't studying maths and then go to law school, they study philosophy, english, psychology, political science, etc. and then they go to law school because they're planning on being a lawyer.

          But there's tons and tons of jobs out there that don't involve specific skills you need years and years of studying, you simply learn them on the actual job and after a while you ride on your resume rather than you education.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fun fact: American study for free in some European countries and they even offer courses in English and employers value Europeans degrees higher because they're often dumb enough to think its fancier.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          as a norwegian, there was an outburst by the left since the government are implementing "decreased", scholarships for foreigners.
          No, they won't have to pay for it all, it's just now not entirely free and it was an outburst.
          I hate the left so much

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Incorrect.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you correct for me now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They will fit all of this on a tshirt, with added skulls and a forklift

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit my dad would say this word for word other than the cursing cause he'd hate when the other parents didn't save for their kid's tuition.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is half true. If you want to be an engineer you better know calculus, linear algebra, and physics or you're untrainable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So in other words it's not true, since that's the opposite of what the quote is implying.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's also legal restrictions for various professions, like you can't actually be employed as a doctor without a medical degree and license.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro imagine not graduating high school with that knowledge

          the real reason for undergrad is to unlock professional advance degrees like JD and MD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >complete a series of tasks that has nothing to do with business
        >this will show that you won't fuck up a business
        what the fuck kind of reasoning is this

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who had the better quotes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tulsa King posting is a better meme because they're easier to make.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That means it a worde meme, for stupider people, as these threads prove more each day.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we must educate the racist boomers by using their idols as platforms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god who needs a cialis when i can watch this power fantasy get in here martha we are gonna do 4 minutes of missionary tonight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tulsa king may be a violent criminal but at least he's not a racist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Educate? That's a boomer power fantasy right there, they dream of having a "good kid" under their wing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >truth is he's a good kid, never seen a day of trouble in his life
      >that's why he works for me now
      >but you see a young black kid and think, i don't want him working for me
      >but you see a white guy wearing a nice suit and you think, yeah i want him working for me
      >truth is you got it wrong pal, you're no employer
      >*caves your head in with a cash register*
      >you got a lot to learn about employment pal
      >*slips a roll of freshly minted hamiltons into your pocket*
      >you work for me now
      >[welcome to the jungle starts playing]
      >kick up 20% of your take every week. i'll be back on saturday to collect, gabeesh?
      >*drives off in soccer mom suv driven by zesty black chauffeur*
      >[distant yelling]: 25 years in the pen without a peep

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jannies? Mods? Hiromoot? They all work for me now.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hehe... Dumb boomers r-right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone dies alone kid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never understood what exactly people mean when they say this. In the developed world, many people die in the company of a hoHispanice nurse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah on 9/11 you had entire planes of people dying all at once, must've been magical being surrounded by that many people

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is the nurse dying too? no therefore everyone dies alone kid

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So? I still don't get what you mean by this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ever felt alone in a crowd full of people? Same thing?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was at my grandfather's side when he died. And I'd do it again.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The STONES, they're still on TOUR
    so things changing is bad and things not changing is bad.
    What a fucking cunt.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HEY
    >I LIKE YOU
    >YOU CAN COME HOME AND
    > work for MY SISTER!

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boomer-tier quote. Boomer-tier actor. Boomer-tier show. Boomer-tier streaming service.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      peak boomslop imho

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this is some kind of marketing scheme it is effective, I want to watch the show now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i am literally watching the first episode right now because, and only because, i liked the memes. its okay

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should’ve been called the King of Simps. What a gay giving that whore a million dollars Kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he takes care of his crew

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the thing she’s not even in her crew. If anything he could’ve given his actual crew a $100,000 bonus instead he acted like a Tulsa simp

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Retarded gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You work for me now.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is gay as fuck, I'm never watching this fucking garbage for retards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Garbage huh?
      *picks up trashcan lid and smashes it over your head*
      *pulls out a fat stack of b-franks and throws a couple over your body while you're laying on the floor*
      >Clean up on aisle who gives a fuck.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    179690261
    >still trying to force it.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck Face is a great character and the whole battle vs nitrous mafia was fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This entire show is fucking retarded.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You work for me now kid.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but its fun. Im a fan of Stallone and he wont be around forever so enjoy it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's being ruined pretty quickly by these retarded zoomer gays. The show was good for a chuckle but they've run the joke in to the ground in less than a week. It's a real shame.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >a show is ruined because of people having fun with it
              Ok autist

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >autist
                Too much of a good thing is an age old expression for a reason, kiddo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the retard letting threads on Cinemaphile ruin a show for you though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was ok at best to begin with. Being hit over the head with it endlessly has taken the fun out of it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Zoomers this zoomers that. I don't even know what the fuck a zoomer is
              >Back in my day, a man took responsibility for his community. If he saw it needed some help, he'd lend hand. Nowadays, you people just whine and complain without ever doing anything about it.
              >Kid, you seem to see something wrong with this community. Tell you what, if you fix it, I'll give you quadruple what they pay the jannies round here

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >calls people zoomers
              >is implicitly complaining about baneposting
              >is implicitly complaining about vinceposting

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>is implicitly complaining about baneposting
                >>is implicitly complaining about vinceposting
                If that even happened, it wasn't me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't show up anymore, hot head

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You notice that fuckface is John Redcorn? Seriously

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          John Redcorn was a pathetic cuck.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Same actor though

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I suppose badface is a pretty big cuck as well.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ey Puss, I like the cut of your glib, why not work for meow?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is anyone saving these for later? what's your favorite tulsapost? for me, it's paramolehill-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one about hiring a chud escort for a hour

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has baneposting been topped?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baneposting manifested in the real world and altered the course of history, stupid newfag.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That real life plane crash near the beginning was really something.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          zoomers think their forced, spammed meme of the week can actually compare to bane. how embarrassing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That real life plane crash near the beginning was really something.

        post the screencap please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needs another decade of momentum

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has a show ever captured Sly's speech impediment and bloating potato face more perfectly than Tulsa King?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's never done another show so what would you even compare it to? You stupid fuck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's never done another show
        We have a winner, then!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >have no logical comparison
          >declare yourself the winner
          Do tulsa cucks really?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It wins by default. You know, the show and not me, because I'm not some confrontative, mindbroken fatchild starved for validation like yourself.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It wins by default
              >because I'm not some confrontative, mindbroken fatchild starved for validation like yourself.
              What did he mean by this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't he on Midnight Shade or something?

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This AI works for me now

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People start memeing this garbage show ironically and having fun.
    >a barrage of actual retards who actually watch this tripe come in and ruin it for everyone.
    Why does it keep happening to us, fellow channers? what is it about this board specifically?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sopranos cucks seething that tulsa king is more memeable
    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It seems this show only had one meme though? The sopranos has countless, even bane had multiple memes based off one scene alone.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cringe

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just making sure no one is committing a hate crime against my chud freak son...normal mom things!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry. He dilates for me now.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Has a show ever captured the zeitgeist more perfectly than Tulsa King?
    wait til he does demolition man 2

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I take the Tulsapill?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Looks like a triggered Sopranos cuck trying to force his retarded meme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that isn't the case. The anon spamming that shit actually likes the show. He just desperately wants "his meme" to be a fixture of tusla threads, except no one likes it and he just looks retarded replying to himself constantly.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You work for me now, just like you always have. We'll start at 300 a week.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I seriously think he's the most pathetic anon on /misc/ currently.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't work for all these people at once

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like your spirit so I've decided you work for me now

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gm went public and dylan went electric. he's got it backward

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dylan didn't go electric until the 90s? Lay off the stupid pills.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck tulsa threads

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