I'm never going to ask someone to name 3 songs from the band they're wearing, but why would you wear merchandise from something you know nothing about? Don't people wear that stuff to advertise that you're a fan?
I was a bartender for a couple years and one day one of the waitresses finished her shift and came out in a Led Zeppelin tshirt. I asked "what's your favourite album, poser?" Her response was "uhhhh I like the shirt!" Couldn't even name Stairway to Heaven kek
Just another day being a performative posing leftist woman
Music merch is already the lamest shit but to not even be into the music is bizarre, such a lazy statement and an even lazier desire to seem in with something. Same type that donates as a way to buy moral superiority while being personal trash, merch as a way to buy taste without committing. Leftist zoomer girls are gonna age into crisis so fast, this decade won’t even be out.
Aesthetics of people who occupy your environment is a sign of social behavior, which is correlated with mental health.
If everyone decided to start wearing toilet seats as bling you would get a sense of discomfort because you would subconsciously realize that something was mentally off with everyone around you.
Should have said masks instead. However, introverts, and people who post on Cinemaphile, are the type to not feel off or even care about what others are doing.
I had a RISD sweatshirt once, and people would always ask if I went to that school, and the act offended when I had no idea what they were talking about. It was hilarious.
jesus christ either i'm more drunk than i think i am or someone in this conversation is having a brain aneurysm. i can't make fricking heads or tails about what's going on
his joke is he was using voice to text to dictate his message, when a troony walked into the room (the joke being trannies hang themselves and make an "ACK" sound) which was picked up by the voice to text software and included in his Cinemaphile message. hope this helps fwiend :):):)
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oh that clears everything up. here's your gold kind strangler!!!
>Don't people wear that stuff to advertise that you're a fan?
No they wear that stuff to transfer whatever properties are associated with it to themselves. That might be simply "fan of thing", but also "cool like the other fans of thing" or, "trendy and rebellious, just like thing".
Going to have to agree with you here. I've always felt like wearing branded merchandise signals to other people that its OK to bring up the subject/break the ice via shared interest in the brand, so wearing some strongly branded thing without knowing anything about it is kind of absurd (although I guess this can be funny in an ironic way like
I wear lady gaga shirts despite not having heard a single one of her songs. I just think it's funny that she got raped.
I buy shirts with employer logos and event text like "Proud Participant: 2011 Gainesville Fun Run" from thrift stores for like a dollar and just pretend I was part of them.
Women are literally insane and the sooner you realize it, the easier it becomes to understand them.
My girlfriend has like six different fricking group chats because everyone in her group hates each other so some of them omit members and talk about them behind their back. It's the weirdest shit because they all take pictures smiling and shit and seem to have a good time until they leave and she sends me some bullshit text about how all her friends are fake or b***hes.
>My girlfriend has like six different fricking group chats because everyone in her group hates each other so some of them omit members and talk about them behind their back.
Uncle Ted was only halfway right. Technology should just be banned only for women.
Is crazy how much the behavior of leftist women stems from their absolute hatred of competition among women, like it sets an insane amount of their moves and opinions. Why they can claim that war is hardest on women while not saying a word about the weird lack of female immigrants/refugees, verrrry heroic.
He saw a woman doing something outside of the norm, and was curious so he struck up a conversation to learn more. The woman was so insecure that she took it as a personal attack.
>I dont want to do what women do
You wouldn't jerk off on camera for a 6-7 fig salary/frick your female boss for promotions and special treatment, or let a sugar mommy take care of you while you game at homr? What a gay.
This is unironically why men get the worst of both worlds. We will never go back to a world where women are exclusively in the kitchen, so all this insecure self-righteousness gets you is enslavement to a disfunctional ideology.
The funny thing is if a dude saw a dude with overrals he would also ask him if he's a mechanic. You see malice where there isn't any. See how the dude took the reply as face value and not as sarcasm, another sign of not malignancy
Realistically, what are the chances he asked that in a condescending manner, because he actually thought women couldn't be mechanics and not just making casual talk?
Or probably just some dumb boomer or dad humor that Kari seized upon to tell the world how she's a fat pig and hates men. Or she's an insane c**t and none of it was real in the first place.
he was clearly hitting on her
anybody who might unironically gatekeep being a mechanic does not need to confirm that they don't know their stuff (it's taken for granted) and finds it was too sexy too care
this. and it's also obvious that kari knows what she's doing. she is bragging about getting hit on despite being dressed like a bum while simultaneously scoring sjw points.
Dude just got crucified for asking a question, possibly needing mechanical help. Went out of his way to ask a possible female mechanic because he views women as equals. It's not even safe to speak out loud anymore, my white, dick-clad brethren
I met adriana chechik this year when I went to see showgirls. I saw her in the crowd (outdoors) and said hi afterwards. She was real sweet and short. She likes the movie a lot.
How the frick is that mansplaining? Women are moronic. Guy was just curious because she's wearing fricking work coveralls, something women NOR men wear casually normally, Jesus Christ.
Someone post pic related at her
how did she get from a guy laughing at her joke to all of that madness in the second half and then a hashtag that is 100% unrelated
I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fricking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Steve Martin.
He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".
We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.
>Loser gets confronted and instead of suffering through mild confrontation does nothing, stews on it impotently, then rushes home to complain online about how they owned the other person
She'd fit in here.
I went to a store with a "buy one get one free" sale on tshirts. They only had one I really wanted and grabbed a Rush tshirt because I thought their songs were alright.
Their's the only band tshirt I have only worn where everytime I have worn it in public, I have at least 1 boomer approach me wanting to talk about how much they love Rush. I had to stop wearing it because I felt bad I couldn't carry a conversation with them due to my lack of knowledge.
Men aren't trying to test strangers, they just like talking about similar interests.
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>has to tie her hair to do manual work >does an elaborated braid so that she still looks pretty doing it
I can't tell if that's sweet or just vain instagram behavior but I'd still cross the sahara without supplies just to get a small vial of her armpit sweat to be quite honest
How come so many closeted homosexuals on here call her ugly? She navigates a fine line between cute girl next door and super hot bimbo plus she has massive honkers, what's not to like?
>be on vacation in bongland >see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?” >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!” >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED! >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Arya wieners her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?” >look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!” >he slinks away without even taking my order >Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?” >look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Arya is slumped over the table >raped to death by Pakis
I live in Las Vegas and I saw Eric Paddock at the local Mini-Mart a few days back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, and that I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him by asking him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Huh? Huh? Huh?” and opening his hand shut in front of my face.
I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle and snort coke-boogers as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen sushi boxes in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those.”
At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually put on an unconvincing “Oh, yeah. Duuuuuh” and turned back around and brought them to the counter. While she was ringing the sushi up he leaned in and started murmuring something to her. I couldn’t really make out what he was saying, aside from a few times when he emphasized the words “comped”, “all comped”. The cashier feigned a smile.
After she was done scanning each box and put them in a bag she said, “That’ll be $102.73.”
Paddock made a “pffffff” sound and rolled his eyes while reaching for his wallet. “I’m used to eating thousand dollar sushi. This Mini-Mart sushi doesn’t really compare.” “But it’s better than Taco Bell” he said, with his nose turned up while looking at me.
Tim Nelson frequented a local business in our small town run by an aunt of mine. He and his party were always very mild mannered, I think they have a lasting friendship with them to this day. Him and his kin are all small town folk it seems and they are pleasant
Not exactly "met," but I worked at a small Italian restaurant that hosted Michelle and Barack Obama on 2 different ocassions (meaning seperately). When Michelle was in the private room, the rumor she was there spread through the restaurant, and when she left, the entire dining room stood up and applauded her. One of the cingiest things I'd ever seen. Barack didn't get that.
Obama went to the Big Apple's pizza right in front of my house in Fort Pierce Fl. Sucked ass because I didn't know he was there until I went out my front door to buy dinner and my pizza place was packed full of gays.
I got stuck there once because I didn't want to get mugged, raped and robbed in Miami by cubans who couldn't speak english. Company told me to GTFO of there before dark (I did).
Closest place I found (back in '96) was Ft. Pierce...it had a badass farmers market with top-tier chicken fried steak as big as your head with all the fixings, dirt cheap. There was a little mall up the street there, and a Petro, I think it was, with a half-working scale to weigh out across the street. All near the overpass.
We’re in a culture where victimhood is social status and left-leaning white-American women are some of the most privileged/bored civilians on the planet, can’t not capitalize on a moment of potential victimhood.
TODAY ON MYTHBUSTERS
ADAM AND JAMIE ARE VERIFYING WHETHER THE WAGE GAP IS REAL
USING ONLY A MACHINE BUILT WITH PVC PIPES AND DUCT TAPE... AND A LITTLE BIT OF TNT
you know for all we shit on women i remember in the gym some homosexual boomer coming up to me and giving me tips about an exercise when i was already doing it perfectly
if thats a common experience for women i totally get the distaste. though of course #not-all-homosexual-boomers
>actual self-described feminists defend this
Enslaved by social status and sense of superiority, no real spine or purpose other than accumulating feel-goods.
He went to the college I was at once, he started crowd-working one guy that kept trying to banter with him but kinda leaned off it when it became clear he was mega-autistic. It wasn't long after that all those comedians started saying they don't go to colleges anymore. I figure it was an awkward experience for him.
>man was just genuinely curious and asked the woman a simple question >woman goes on a novel long social media tirade about the patriarchy, instantly putting words in his mouth and labeling him a certain type
I love women so fricking much bros, but why are they like this?
its hard to fathom an actually unnatractive woman since most men myself included would frick literally anything in the right circumstances. but imagine if the world was full of them and they constantly pestered you.
not in a outright threatening or annoying way but just subtle annoyances. that if you ever vocalised having a distaste for people would attack you for being annoying yourself, for being stuck up or for being autistic etc. thats the reality for women and especially the reality for the goldilocks women that inhabit the range of being a 6 or 7/10. just hot enough to interest 99% of all men whilst being ugly enough that almost all men think they have a chance
ngl lad, but when youve experienced an actual uggo try it on with you, and use any semblance of positive interaction or conversation as an in you start to very quickly adopt female sexual defense mechanisms
its literally an experience thing though, so if you havent experienced it i wouldnt be surprised it sounds schizo
The only reason why people wear identifiable pop culture symbols is to advertise themselves to other people. It's a conversation starter. There's no point in wearing a band t-shirt if you aren't trying to socialize with people who also like the band. >muh design
graphic t-shirts are trashy so there's no aesthetic value either
I was a musician for many years. The nicest celebrity I ever met was Kid Rock. Not a fan, but he was a cool dude. Almost every other musician I ever met was an insufferable prick. I also ran into JackSepticEye in a mall one time and he was cool, talked my ear off about Ireland. Those are the 2 I remember for whatever reason.
well, the question was has anyone met a celeb so I answered the question while the rest of you sperged out. I'm sorry your life has been so boring, anon.
>he laughs not detecting my sarcasm
What would she have him do at that moment? Not slightly chuckle at her sarcasm? Also, he literally assumed a woman could be a mechanic. Women will never be fricking happy.
In senior year of high school this one girl gave me a cringe love letter during class once while she sat next to me. I felt really awkward (I’m autistic, if that wasn’t obvious) and kind of glanced at it and gave it back to her while saying “oh alright, t-thanks” and she looked really sad and pretty much stopped talking to me.
She’s a famous musician now and my friends always joke that I’m the reason she has such a gloomy and depressed media personality.
kek. in school, there was a cute girl i was crushing on and i guess i gawked at her a lot and she cottoned on. but we were both weird about it so her approach was placing something on my desk with a bunch of hearts on it and signed with her name. i just took it back to her desk and left it there and walked off and she never spoke to me again. dunno what i was thinking
this other time, our school did something weird where you could buy roses to be delivered in class once for valentines. and this weird girl who had a crush on me bought one for me and it was awful being singled out for it. so when is saw her in between classes, i just gave it back to her
suffice to say my high school love life wasn't great
autistic high school moments thread?
first day of school after summer break, a girl gave me a big hug and a "it's soo nice to see you anon", I just hit her back with "k thx" and walked away because I assumed she did that with everyone from our class. few weeks later she had a birthday and I was the only boy invited, which I thought was kinda lame. during the party she invited me to slow dance. I bailed off early because I thought it was boring didn't really know how to talk to any of the girls there. she really tried for a while god bless her, and I only realized what was going on a few years later, teenage boys are morons
Reminds me of this chick who wrote me letters and even bought me a phone and a sim card to talk to her, i gave them back to her. The chick kept trying for 3 years to no avail, everyone thought i was a flaming homosexual because the girl was quite cute and other lads liked her. My autism was just insumountable
I fricked Taylor swift then blocked her on myspace and now every song she writes is a thinly veined attack on my character, don’t ask why I blocked her by teh way
yeah I've done a bunch of roles as an extra in tv shows and movies
you're not supposed to talk to the principal actors but a few have been nice people like the jessica jones girl, Keegan Michael Key, and the guy from NCIS who had his own show on Bull.
also my uncle is friends with the guy with the glasses from Lost
>#Femcomplaining
Thats the single dumbest autistic thing Ive read today. Its too bulky. You are literally a moron.
#c**tplaining is the obvious better choice. Imbecile
I unironically think female autism is way under diagnosed. The fact that she just created this whole narrative in her head before picking up the simple social cue that the guy was trying to flirt with her is some 10/10 sperg shit.
When I go out I often wear a stethoscope around my neck.
Once someone asked if I was doctor or nurse and I literally had a meltdown.
Thank god Butterscotch and Mrs Bigglesworth were there to comfort me and share some box wine.
God. I made it to the end without knowing where it was going. I actually thought she was just being silly with the whole "eating pants" remark but instead she was being a humorless c**t.
She stays in the next town over from me, my friends and I were out drinking at a pub and she came in to order a pizza. It was buy one get one free so she came over and asked if we wanted the other one, I said thanks and she ordered. I didn't recognise her but my friends did. I went out to have a smoke and she came with me, it was in a beer garden area. We got to chatting and she gave me a handjob while pushing me against the wall. Came all over the wall while she whispered naughty shit in my ear. Friends later said she's in an open relationship with her husband or whatever. She collected her pizza and left
She stays in the next town over from me, my friends and I were out drinking at a pub and she came in to order a pizza. It was buy one get one free so she came over and asked if we wanted the other one, I said thanks and she ordered. I didn't recognise her but my friends did. I went out to have a smoke and she came with me, it was in a beer garden area. We got to chatting and she gave me a handjob while pushing me against the wall. Came all over the wall while she whispered naughty shit in my ear. Friends later said she's in an open relationship with her husband or whatever. She collected her pizza and left
the same happened to me.
I was just wearing a blue jumpsuit with foam spikes along the back of it and a pointy sort of nose mask, with oversized red and white running shoes, and thick white gloves and a woman came up to me when I was walking on the beach taking selfies of myself alone with my telephone camera which can take photos, and asked me if I was sonic the hedgehog.
i started shaking, pissing blood and vomiting chunks of muscle tissue and sinew up into the air, deluging the beach with my innards.
i lay there, red foam pouring out of my gurgling mouth and anus for several dads before I gathered the strength to take another selfie photo picture with my telephone camera with a bemused, condescending smirk on my face that I practised for half an hour and was the result of nearly 112 separate photography attempts.
I remember two old thai women trying to jack me off at the full moon beach party infront of hundreds of people. I didn't care. Grow up and man up. Was more funny and banter with the lads.
If I saw a guy wearing fricking coveralls to the beach I'd ask him if he were a mechanic too because coveralls aren't ordinary everyday wear unless you do a trade or something
Wisely, some are stand-offish, but when they come to you for something, they tend to drop the pretenses and act normal. Name of the safety game. Can't blame them, don't blame them.
You never know who you are going to deal with in the real world by accident, so you gotta keep frosty. Head on a swivel.
That woman is just being an butthole, however, on something that probably never happened.
Uh, he laughed, though? So obviously he understood she was not being serious? He just didn't realize she meant it in a hostile way which is understandable because I can't follow her pattern of thought at all either.
>say something funny >person laughed >NOOOO YOU’RE LAUGHING WRONG >:( >men are somehow the insane ones
Yeah that's a weird line. This whole thing is weird and reads like she has some sort of complex about working in a predominantly male field. As soon as he asked about the coveralls she was probably going to interpret anything he said through a snide or condescending lens. Get some therapy b***h
If a woman wearing coveralls at a beach told me they are her eating pants and can't fit in her skinny jeans anymore I would probably laugh too. Is that not acceptable now? Am I become boomer?
Yeah for real. It's almost like she got mad that the guy understood her joke. Either that or she actually made a funny joke completely by accident and was offput by the fact that the guy laughed
You pull into a shop to get an alternator replaced and you see a woman mechanic and you think "Hey man, I'm all for equal rights, you know, who isn't? But I also want my car to run well."
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I saw Hunter Schafer at a grocery store in Los Angeles I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
One time I was wearing a shirt for a japanese power tool brand called "Tanaka" that I had from a trade expo
I went into a coffee shop, and the server girl gave me a weird look. "Why are you wearing a shirt with my name on it?" She looked like she had just encountered a stalker or something.
I looked down my my coat was covering part of the logo, so I guess her name was "tana" or "ana" or something.
Anyway I opened my jacket and she had a relieved laugh and I got my coffee and carried on my way.
Anyway, this small event still sticks with me years later, because I just can't imagine the amount of self-centered ego to see somebody with a shirt with your name and immediately think it has to do with you, especially since anyone should have noticed that it was partially cut of.
Wasn't she just basically the diversity hire for mythbusters since she's literally the only woman on the show. I wouldn't even remember her name if Cinemaphile autists didn't post these cyberstalking threads.
I can't believe Grant is fricking dead, you guys.
what the frick, how did 2 years passed without me knowing he died
he couldn't have been helped
I killed dat b***h
I don't-hate like 8 human beings, and they have a tendency to die prematurely.
Cary? Didn’t he die in the 80’s
That's disappointing. I liked her.
>just another day being offended by absolutely fricking nothing
She was always clearly a weirdo blue hair without the blue hair.
>woman is a solipsistic narcissist
... what did you expect?
If you can find me a single woman not like this I'll send you 1 whole bitcoin (after the giga crash the fed is cooking up of course).
>thinking the fed needs a conspiracy to crash bitcoin
Speculating on money itself is always the end of stable value
To be fair, it's not much of a conspiracy when it's done out in the open.
>and that man's name? Albert Einstein.
Shocking that she’s still single
She was married for 14 years
She was married and has at least one kid. They get divorced?
After the divorce it's Paul Upoor
Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!
weird fella
>look like a nerdy Hayley Williams
>marry the most chinless Midwest Emo fan
i want to decimate hayley williams pussy with my dick if you catch my drift
It's very much a case of the "I'm so lonely" meme.
I'm never going to ask someone to name 3 songs from the band they're wearing, but why would you wear merchandise from something you know nothing about? Don't people wear that stuff to advertise that you're a fan?
you can like the design or you may have nothing else to wear, who knows. Why would you care what others wear?
>Why would you care what others wear?
I don't, but wearing a band shirt is saying "I like this band"
nop, you wear it because you can
What the frick are you talking about
I was a bartender for a couple years and one day one of the waitresses finished her shift and came out in a Led Zeppelin tshirt. I asked "what's your favourite album, poser?" Her response was "uhhhh I like the shirt!" Couldn't even name Stairway to Heaven kek
Just another day being a performative posing leftist woman
Music merch is already the lamest shit but to not even be into the music is bizarre, such a lazy statement and an even lazier desire to seem in with something. Same type that donates as a way to buy moral superiority while being personal trash, merch as a way to buy taste without committing. Leftist zoomer girls are gonna age into crisis so fast, this decade won’t even be out.
>Why would you care what others wear?
why wouldn't you?
Aesthetics of people who occupy your environment is a sign of social behavior, which is correlated with mental health.
If everyone decided to start wearing toilet seats as bling you would get a sense of discomfort because you would subconsciously realize that something was mentally off with everyone around you.
Dumb esl poster
Should have said masks instead. However, introverts, and people who post on Cinemaphile, are the type to not feel off or even care about what others are doing.
>why would you wear merchandise from something you know nothing about?
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I had a RISD sweatshirt once, and people would always ask if I went to that school, and the act offended when I had no idea what they were talking about. It was hilarious.
I ask people people about songs from bands on their shirt because I wanna AK about the music but people always act like I'm testing them
AK? what the frick does a russian assault rifle have to with clothes?
I was using dictation software while a troon happened to be in the room with me
jesus christ either i'm more drunk than i think i am or someone in this conversation is having a brain aneurysm. i can't make fricking heads or tails about what's going on
his joke is he was using voice to text to dictate his message, when a troony walked into the room (the joke being trannies hang themselves and make an "ACK" sound) which was picked up by the voice to text software and included in his Cinemaphile message. hope this helps fwiend :):):)
oh that clears everything up. here's your gold kind strangler!!!
No problem! *chokes you to death*
>Don't people wear that stuff to advertise that you're a fan?
I don't. That's gay as shit.
I dunno ask all the zoomers in Nirvana shirts
I wear lady gaga shirts despite not having heard a single one of her songs. I just think it's funny that she got raped.
>see a lot of people wearing thrasher tshirts
>buys thrasher tshirts
>posts photos of themselves with pristine skateboards and unscuffed vans
>Don't people wear that stuff to advertise that you're a fan?
No they wear that stuff to transfer whatever properties are associated with it to themselves. That might be simply "fan of thing", but also "cool like the other fans of thing" or, "trendy and rebellious, just like thing".
Leftists/commies wearing che guevara shirt
Going to have to agree with you here. I've always felt like wearing branded merchandise signals to other people that its OK to bring up the subject/break the ice via shared interest in the brand, so wearing some strongly branded thing without knowing anything about it is kind of absurd (although I guess this can be funny in an ironic way like
)
I once wore a keffieh like a scarf and almost got beat up by a group of Palestinians because it's like stolen valor for them.
I buy shirts with employer logos and event text like "Proud Participant: 2011 Gainesville Fun Run" from thrift stores for like a dollar and just pretend I was part of them.
Women are literally insane and the sooner you realize it, the easier it becomes to understand them.
My girlfriend has like six different fricking group chats because everyone in her group hates each other so some of them omit members and talk about them behind their back. It's the weirdest shit because they all take pictures smiling and shit and seem to have a good time until they leave and she sends me some bullshit text about how all her friends are fake or b***hes.
This should be jordan peels next film if he had any balls
That scenario is universal
Does not surprise me.
>My girlfriend has like six different fricking group chats because everyone in her group hates each other so some of them omit members and talk about them behind their back.
Uncle Ted was only halfway right. Technology should just be banned only for women.
Kazinsky is 100% right about technology. I genuinely believe the lsd the government forced him to injest showed him the future as a warning.
Is crazy how much the behavior of leftist women stems from their absolute hatred of competition among women, like it sets an insane amount of their moves and opinions. Why they can claim that war is hardest on women while not saying a word about the weird lack of female immigrants/refugees, verrrry heroic.
No one hates women more than women.
She also has 6 different group chat with her BBC bulls
Simple as.
That's funny but honestly why are ment like that? Why can't they accept women can and do pretty much everything men do?
they can't though can they
Imagine if someone said that dogs should go to university and a dog won a place over you just because.
why would you wear a suit like this out in public?
For attention (but not from ugly or poor people).
To attract attention and be quirky.
He saw a woman doing something outside of the norm, and was curious so he struck up a conversation to learn more. The woman was so insecure that she took it as a personal attack.
He was just being friendly. Women can't take compliments unless there's money involved.
>Why do men strike up conversation with innocuous questions?
Stupid fricks like you should drown in bleach.
You're either baiting or incredibly moronic.
>but honestly why are ment like that
from her own post this is what the man did:
>ask about the overalls she was wearing
>laugh "without sarcasm"
we weren't there we don't know the demeanor of the guy, but was any of this wrong?
But do women want to be men? Like, whats the point? I dont want to do what women do, so why they need to do it?
>I dont want to do what women do
You wouldn't jerk off on camera for a 6-7 fig salary/frick your female boss for promotions and special treatment, or let a sugar mommy take care of you while you game at homr? What a gay.
I have no interest living a life based on depravity and prefer to earn my keep
>while you game at home
not everyone is a dopamine fried fattie
This is unironically why men get the worst of both worlds. We will never go back to a world where women are exclusively in the kitchen, so all this insecure self-righteousness gets you is enslavement to a disfunctional ideology.
>let a sugar mommy take care of you while you game at homr
this only works for people with no ambition. not much different than being on welfare.
You're not forced to do it, it is optional. Having options is power in itself.
No I'm a man
The funny thing is if a dude saw a dude with overrals he would also ask him if he's a mechanic. You see malice where there isn't any. See how the dude took the reply as face value and not as sarcasm, another sign of not malignancy
He wouldn't speak to him at all probably
that man was jamie hyneman
Realistically, what are the chances he asked that in a condescending manner, because he actually thought women couldn't be mechanics and not just making casual talk?
Or probably just some dumb boomer or dad humor that Kari seized upon to tell the world how she's a fat pig and hates men. Or she's an insane c**t and none of it was real in the first place.
he was clearly hitting on her
anybody who might unironically gatekeep being a mechanic does not need to confirm that they don't know their stuff (it's taken for granted) and finds it was too sexy too care
this. and it's also obvious that kari knows what she's doing. she is bragging about getting hit on despite being dressed like a bum while simultaneously scoring sjw points.
He was trying to flirt with her, it was an opening to start a conversation. But she's stupid and couldn't realize it.
100% he was just curious, and probably thought she was cute. She was too insecure to take it as a compliment.
And she might even do a decent job?
>man engages in friendly conversation
>fails to perceive passive aggressive snark
>REEEEEE MUH SOGGY KNEES REEEEE
It's all so tiresome.
what a c**t
Dude just got crucified for asking a question, possibly needing mechanical help. Went out of his way to ask a possible female mechanic because he views women as equals. It's not even safe to speak out loud anymore, my white, dick-clad brethren
>a possible female mechanic because he views women as equals
And she completely missed it.
Imagine busting on her breasts, pits, feet, pussy, lips, and anus
Kari sucks and and every second she was on screen was pure cringe.
RIP Jessi
>hey are you a mechanic?
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T BE A MECHANIC BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN YOU PIG?
>YOU CANT MAKE SMALL TALK WITH ME, THIS IS LITERALLY RAPE OMG GUYS I WAS ALMOST LITERALLY MURDERED
men are 85% of murder victims lol
source: trust me, sis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homicide_statistics_by_gender
USA is 77% men
I met adriana chechik this year when I went to see showgirls. I saw her in the crowd (outdoors) and said hi afterwards. She was real sweet and short. She likes the movie a lot.
the only female porn actress i could never bust one to, something's way off with her
How the frick is that mansplaining? Women are moronic. Guy was just curious because she's wearing fricking work coveralls, something women NOR men wear casually normally, Jesus Christ.
plus shes at the fricking beach in coveralls
I hate women so much, you'd think i was from Kazakhstan
>guy trying to initiate small talk by commenting on her unique outfit
>gets accused of sexism
>guy laughs and walks away, unbothered by my obvious sarcasm.
>types out a wall of text, give-him-a-piece-of-my-mind, #mansplaining, blog post
She mad.
small talk is rape! what's not to understand misogynist?
*mogs her*
Valkyrie phenotype
Charred fragmented corpse phenotype
You're thinking of jessi
She is in Walhalla now.
What a crybaby, boohoo someone tried to start a conversation with me
Someone post pic related at her
how did she get from a guy laughing at her joke to all of that madness in the second half and then a hashtag that is 100% unrelated
I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fricking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Steve Martin.
He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".
We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.
same thing happened to me, small world
Islam is right about women.
>Loser gets confronted and instead of suffering through mild confrontation does nothing, stews on it impotently, then rushes home to complain online about how they owned the other person
She'd fit in here.
>loser
I went to a store with a "buy one get one free" sale on tshirts. They only had one I really wanted and grabbed a Rush tshirt because I thought their songs were alright.
Their's the only band tshirt I have only worn where everytime I have worn it in public, I have at least 1 boomer approach me wanting to talk about how much they love Rush. I had to stop wearing it because I felt bad I couldn't carry a conversation with them due to my lack of knowledge.
Men aren't trying to test strangers, they just like talking about similar interests.
Bingo. I just wanna talk about led zeppelin
>dress up like a mechanic
>People assume you are a mechanic
>Make this about sexism somehow
shit the frick up you annoying vegana haver and show me your breasts.
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
jEJ
Posting the superior roastie mechanic
>has to tie her hair to do manual work
>does an elaborated braid so that she still looks pretty doing it
I can't tell if that's sweet or just vain instagram behavior but I'd still cross the sahara without supplies just to get a small vial of her armpit sweat to be quite honest
Based
How come so many closeted homosexuals on here call her ugly? She navigates a fine line between cute girl next door and super hot bimbo plus she has massive honkers, what's not to like?
because Cinemaphile is full of closeted homosexuals and troons
>wear a lab coat
>are you a doctor?
>WTF WHY DID YOU ASSUME THAT THIS IS MY COMFY COAT
Sanpaku eyes
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya wieners her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
>turdcutter
will never fail to make me smile
>raped to death by pakis
I once saw the guy who plays Stuart from Big Bang Theory at Barnes and Noble.
i rung up niecy nash (black chick cop from reno 911) at borders bookstore many years ago. does that count?
I live in Las Vegas and I saw Eric Paddock at the local Mini-Mart a few days back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, and that I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him by asking him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Huh? Huh? Huh?” and opening his hand shut in front of my face.
I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle and snort coke-boogers as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen sushi boxes in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those.”
At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually put on an unconvincing “Oh, yeah. Duuuuuh” and turned back around and brought them to the counter. While she was ringing the sushi up he leaned in and started murmuring something to her. I couldn’t really make out what he was saying, aside from a few times when he emphasized the words “comped”, “all comped”. The cashier feigned a smile.
After she was done scanning each box and put them in a bag she said, “That’ll be $102.73.”
Paddock made a “pffffff” sound and rolled his eyes while reaching for his wallet. “I’m used to eating thousand dollar sushi. This Mini-Mart sushi doesn’t really compare.” “But it’s better than Taco Bell” he said, with his nose turned up while looking at me.
Tim Nelson frequented a local business in our small town run by an aunt of mine. He and his party were always very mild mannered, I think they have a lasting friendship with them to this day. Him and his kin are all small town folk it seems and they are pleasant
Not exactly "met," but I worked at a small Italian restaurant that hosted Michelle and Barack Obama on 2 different ocassions (meaning seperately). When Michelle was in the private room, the rumor she was there spread through the restaurant, and when she left, the entire dining room stood up and applauded her. One of the cingiest things I'd ever seen. Barack didn't get that.
Obama went to the Big Apple's pizza right in front of my house in Fort Pierce Fl. Sucked ass because I didn't know he was there until I went out my front door to buy dinner and my pizza place was packed full of gays.
BASED FT. PIERCE.
I got stuck there once because I didn't want to get mugged, raped and robbed in Miami by cubans who couldn't speak english. Company told me to GTFO of there before dark (I did).
Closest place I found (back in '96) was Ft. Pierce...it had a badass farmers market with top-tier chicken fried steak as big as your head with all the fixings, dirt cheap. There was a little mall up the street there, and a Petro, I think it was, with a half-working scale to weigh out across the street. All near the overpass.
I've been to shows before and I've interacted with Varg Vikernes back when he had his YouTube channel.
nice sunset, shame about all the victimhood
haha what a c**t
Damn, that was quick, anon.
my sides
hahahahhaha nice
Post on /r/dankmemes pls
This needs to reach her
>go to reddit
Yea, no thanks
Did Grant ever frick her before he died?
homie grant was shoot gay.
just because he played Sulu didn't make him gay
hmmm mandala effect could've sworn he cameout but nothing mentions it and he married a woman.
you're thinking of some other asian guy
It's perfectly normal to not expect straight guys to have any sense of fashion, why is it considered sexist to not expect women to be car mechanics?
That's straightup schizo nonsense
Are social interactions always such a hassle in America or is she just a massive c**t?
I'm genuinely interested, not just being an obsessed european
She is just a massive insecure c**t.
We’re in a culture where victimhood is social status and left-leaning white-American women are some of the most privileged/bored civilians on the planet, can’t not capitalize on a moment of potential victimhood.
Both
A little from column A, a little from column B
TODAY ON MYTHBUSTERS
ADAM AND JAMIE ARE VERIFYING WHETHER THE WAGE GAP IS REAL
USING ONLY A MACHINE BUILT WITH PVC PIPES AND DUCT TAPE... AND A LITTLE BIT OF TNT
i get weird vibes from her.
you know for all we shit on women i remember in the gym some homosexual boomer coming up to me and giving me tips about an exercise when i was already doing it perfectly
if thats a common experience for women i totally get the distaste. though of course #not-all-homosexual-boomers
I want to get back 10 minutes of my life I spent reading this.
>it took him 10 minutes to read that
I met Chum Lee in Vegas. Guess that’s something.
>actual self-described feminists defend this
Enslaved by social status and sense of superiority, no real spine or purpose other than accumulating feel-goods.
oh, so kari is a mind reader now?
I met Todd Berry after a show he did. I was up front and he crowd worked the ever-living-frick out of me for 10 minutes straight
Ha I saw him on his crowd work tour. Good stuff.
oh frick you, you lucky c**t of culture.
He was probably the funniest comedian normies of the past 3 decades don't know who he is.
He went to the college I was at once, he started crowd-working one guy that kept trying to banter with him but kinda leaned off it when it became clear he was mega-autistic. It wasn't long after that all those comedians started saying they don't go to colleges anymore. I figure it was an awkward experience for him.
ouch. yeah I just kinda fed him some jokes.. I was going to a board game convention in town at the time while he was on tour. enough said.
>man was just genuinely curious and asked the woman a simple question
>woman goes on a novel long social media tirade about the patriarchy, instantly putting words in his mouth and labeling him a certain type
I love women so fricking much bros, but why are they like this?
I lost this one when my last mechanical hard drive died. Many thanks, Anon.
God, I hate women so much is unreal
The feeling is mutual
Why are females like this?
its hard to fathom an actually unnatractive woman since most men myself included would frick literally anything in the right circumstances. but imagine if the world was full of them and they constantly pestered you.
not in a outright threatening or annoying way but just subtle annoyances. that if you ever vocalised having a distaste for people would attack you for being annoying yourself, for being stuck up or for being autistic etc. thats the reality for women and especially the reality for the goldilocks women that inhabit the range of being a 6 or 7/10. just hot enough to interest 99% of all men whilst being ugly enough that almost all men think they have a chance
Ugh, so true!
#GirlBoss
ngl lad, but when youve experienced an actual uggo try it on with you, and use any semblance of positive interaction or conversation as an in you start to very quickly adopt female sexual defense mechanisms
its literally an experience thing though, so if you havent experienced it i wouldnt be surprised it sounds schizo
I'm sure you're a real head-turner, sweetie. Your life must be so difficult.
>passive aggressive little b***h boy has the gall to imply someone else is being a b***h
Mwah
plant it right here boi
>He laughed at a joke I made
>HOW DARE HE!
Women are so fricking stupid.
>make joke
>man laughs politely (it wasn't actually funny)
>get mad at him
>Woman: *makes joke*
>Man: *laughs*
>Woman: "What did he mean by this?"
The only reason why people wear identifiable pop culture symbols is to advertise themselves to other people. It's a conversation starter. There's no point in wearing a band t-shirt if you aren't trying to socialize with people who also like the band.
>muh design
graphic t-shirts are trashy so there's no aesthetic value either
Man I can't believe she's single and alone... Can you believe that?
>An unnatractive guy tried to strike up a conversation with me
God dammit that gave me douche chills so hard I might have to go to the hospital. What an unmitigated c**t
I hate that women wear boiler suits for fashion
coveralls in public
>are you a mechanic?
>no, i'm not, why are you assuming i'm not a mechanic, that's mansplaining
jessus, she's schizo
>using reddit arrows
if she had a gun could she have legally shot him?
If he was black, yes.
I was a musician for many years. The nicest celebrity I ever met was Kid Rock. Not a fan, but he was a cool dude. Almost every other musician I ever met was an insufferable prick. I also ran into JackSepticEye in a mall one time and he was cool, talked my ear off about Ireland. Those are the 2 I remember for whatever reason.
I was literally who for many years. The nicest literally who I met was literally who. I also ran into literally who and he was cool.
well, the question was has anyone met a celeb so I answered the question while the rest of you sperged out. I'm sorry your life has been so boring, anon.
What a horrid b***h, I kind of want to make a throwaway Facebook to troll the ever living frick out of her. Are people at least giving her shit?
>oh wow do you play football?
>UMMMMM WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME JUST BECAUSE OF MY OUTFIT THAT IM A FOOTBALL PLAYER YOU TOXIC PIECE OF SHIT
Met Vince Vaughn. He has AIDS.
Women are such homosexuals.
>he laughs not detecting my sarcasm
What would she have him do at that moment? Not slightly chuckle at her sarcasm? Also, he literally assumed a woman could be a mechanic. Women will never be fricking happy.
suddenly it comes as no surprise to me why she's divorced.
>oh cool, are you an astronaut?!
>(hysterical shrieking)
Sounds like he just thought it was funny. Wtf is wrong with women
>he laughs not detecting my sarcasm
How would she know if he picked up on her sarcasm or not?
Holy frick nobody cares, white woman
>Things that didn't happen for $500.
If he didn't know it was sarcasm, why did he laugh?
just walking around in a jumpsuit like a fallout protagonist
Redditor who worked with Brie Larson says she is a terrible diva.
https://www.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/xccj6x/comment/io4pjg3/
>reddit
go back
>he laughed at my obvious joke
>i took this personally
Try to make an insightful post about life as a woman
instead make a post about how insecure and easily offend you are
many such cases
In senior year of high school this one girl gave me a cringe love letter during class once while she sat next to me. I felt really awkward (I’m autistic, if that wasn’t obvious) and kind of glanced at it and gave it back to her while saying “oh alright, t-thanks” and she looked really sad and pretty much stopped talking to me.
She’s a famous musician now and my friends always joke that I’m the reason she has such a gloomy and depressed media personality.
Billie Eilish?!?!
No, older and not THAT famous.
It's not like she's gonna see this and hunt you down. Either tell us or accept you'll be seen as a liar.
BILLIE EILISH
You son of a b***h, you killed Amy Winehouse
So spill the beans, homosexual. Who was it?
lana del ray
kek. in school, there was a cute girl i was crushing on and i guess i gawked at her a lot and she cottoned on. but we were both weird about it so her approach was placing something on my desk with a bunch of hearts on it and signed with her name. i just took it back to her desk and left it there and walked off and she never spoke to me again. dunno what i was thinking
this other time, our school did something weird where you could buy roses to be delivered in class once for valentines. and this weird girl who had a crush on me bought one for me and it was awful being singled out for it. so when is saw her in between classes, i just gave it back to her
suffice to say my high school love life wasn't great
>i just took it back to her desk and left it there and walked off
autistic high school moments thread?
first day of school after summer break, a girl gave me a big hug and a "it's soo nice to see you anon", I just hit her back with "k thx" and walked away because I assumed she did that with everyone from our class. few weeks later she had a birthday and I was the only boy invited, which I thought was kinda lame. during the party she invited me to slow dance. I bailed off early because I thought it was boring didn't really know how to talk to any of the girls there. she really tried for a while god bless her, and I only realized what was going on a few years later, teenage boys are morons
Reminds me of this chick who wrote me letters and even bought me a phone and a sim card to talk to her, i gave them back to her. The chick kept trying for 3 years to no avail, everyone thought i was a flaming homosexual because the girl was quite cute and other lads liked her. My autism was just insumountable
I fricked Taylor swift then blocked her on myspace and now every song she writes is a thinly veined attack on my character, don’t ask why I blocked her by teh way
>BTFO so bad in the comments she edited the post
>#nofilter
>Uses several filters
>nofilters
Go ahead and slap a few on there captain crow’s feet
That’s good, she realized she was wrong and moronic I guess. She should probably issue an apology to the man too if she wants MY respect back.
Why did I read this specific comment in Nick Mullen's voice
psychotic
>cant fit my skinny jeans
I dont care i want to see her in them.
OP's pic is from facebook, which she didn't edit.
Someone reply and tell her to kill herself?
post a picture of a noose with it
yeah I've done a bunch of roles as an extra in tv shows and movies
you're not supposed to talk to the principal actors but a few have been nice people like the jessica jones girl, Keegan Michael Key, and the guy from NCIS who had his own show on Bull.
also my uncle is friends with the guy with the glasses from Lost
>Keegan Michael Key
I get the impression he's the nicest dude
#Femcomplaining
>#Femcomplaining
Thats the single dumbest autistic thing Ive read today. Its too bulky. You are literally a moron.
#c**tplaining is the obvious better choice. Imbecile
>selfie without her coveralls on
looks like he hit a nerve
I unironically think female autism is way under diagnosed. The fact that she just created this whole narrative in her head before picking up the simple social cue that the guy was trying to flirt with her is some 10/10 sperg shit.
Women are just barely above dogs and don’t know what’s going on or why they do what they do.
This is the truth.
i met jeffrey ross at a comedy festival once
he was super drunk but was pretty congenial and seemed like a nice guy
When I go out I often wear a stethoscope around my neck.
Once someone asked if I was doctor or nurse and I literally had a meltdown.
Thank god Butterscotch and Mrs Bigglesworth were there to comfort me and share some box wine.
I worked in a 30/70 male/female office. The very few based women who didnt get involved in drama were hated by other women
I met Sean Penn once he seems alright was a but drunk though
what a fricking rude c**t
If I ever meet her I will become a murderer
God. I made it to the end without knowing where it was going. I actually thought she was just being silly with the whole "eating pants" remark but instead she was being a humorless c**t.
Handjob from Tilda Swinton
I don't believe you, but elaborate.
She stays in the next town over from me, my friends and I were out drinking at a pub and she came in to order a pizza. It was buy one get one free so she came over and asked if we wanted the other one, I said thanks and she ordered. I didn't recognise her but my friends did. I went out to have a smoke and she came with me, it was in a beer garden area. We got to chatting and she gave me a handjob while pushing me against the wall. Came all over the wall while she whispered naughty shit in my ear. Friends later said she's in an open relationship with her husband or whatever. She collected her pizza and left
You know what? I believe it.
Holy shit, we got a film producer in the thread!
who cares if she made a cringe post on the internet, you guys do that 24 hours a day 7 days a week. shes still hot and I still would no question
the same happened to me.
I was just wearing a blue jumpsuit with foam spikes along the back of it and a pointy sort of nose mask, with oversized red and white running shoes, and thick white gloves and a woman came up to me when I was walking on the beach taking selfies of myself alone with my telephone camera which can take photos, and asked me if I was sonic the hedgehog.
i started shaking, pissing blood and vomiting chunks of muscle tissue and sinew up into the air, deluging the beach with my innards.
i lay there, red foam pouring out of my gurgling mouth and anus for several dads before I gathered the strength to take another selfie photo picture with my telephone camera with a bemused, condescending smirk on my face that I practised for half an hour and was the result of nearly 112 separate photography attempts.
Did the dads thank you?
She just turned off comments lol
What a c**t
No she didn’t, you can still reply on Twitter. She’s getting railed in the comments.
only korean celebrities
unlike the western variety, korean celebrities actually care about their fans
a Korean woman touched me inappropriately once and I've hated them ever since
Makes no sense unless she was ugly.
she was cute but i have morals
What morals?
Sex is for intimacy only between committed relations intended to last eternity.
chad moment
>rejects women because he's taken
Nevermind, based
I remember two old thai women trying to jack me off at the full moon beach party infront of hundreds of people. I didn't care. Grow up and man up. Was more funny and banter with the lads.
>woman dressed like mechanical
>make small talk and ask if she is a mechanic
Yup.
If I saw a guy wearing fricking coveralls to the beach I'd ask him if he were a mechanic too because coveralls aren't ordinary everyday wear unless you do a trade or something
this whole thread is cringe
Heres that (you) you wanted
thanks m8, but seriously, she's not ugly and a cringe post on facebook doesn't ruin that for me
>she's not ugly
Thats an opinion.
>a cringe post on facebook
It wasnt on facebook, moron.
You got your facts all wrong.
Yep. Many.
Wisely, some are stand-offish, but when they come to you for something, they tend to drop the pretenses and act normal. Name of the safety game. Can't blame them, don't blame them.
You never know who you are going to deal with in the real world by accident, so you gotta keep frosty. Head on a swivel.
That woman is just being an butthole, however, on something that probably never happened.
>btw heres a selfie 😉
>he laughs without detecting any sarcasm
Uh, he laughed, though? So obviously he understood she was not being serious? He just didn't realize she meant it in a hostile way which is understandable because I can't follow her pattern of thought at all either.
>say something funny
>person laughed
>NOOOO YOU’RE LAUGHING WRONG >:(
>men are somehow the insane ones
Yeah that's a weird line. This whole thing is weird and reads like she has some sort of complex about working in a predominantly male field. As soon as he asked about the coveralls she was probably going to interpret anything he said through a snide or condescending lens. Get some therapy b***h
If a woman wearing coveralls at a beach told me they are her eating pants and can't fit in her skinny jeans anymore I would probably laugh too. Is that not acceptable now? Am I become boomer?
Yeah for real. It's almost like she got mad that the guy understood her joke. Either that or she actually made a funny joke completely by accident and was offput by the fact that the guy laughed
Its crazy to me that people take completely innocuous and benign interactions and interpret them as if they are the arbiter of objective truth.
Even when things that I'm pretty sure about and are overt I still always keep in mind that I could always be wrong.
You pull into a shop to get an alternator replaced and you see a woman mechanic and you think "Hey man, I'm all for equal rights, you know, who isn't? But I also want my car to run well."
I want to murder all women
Perhaps he was wondering why someone would wear overalls to a fricking beach
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
So he correctly guessed her career, she told a joke, he laughed, and he’s sexist now? I don’t get it what am I missing.
Read between the lines, morono. He was ugly and he dared talk to her
Met Simon Pegg before he struck it big, probably a bit after Spaced but before Shaun of the Dead. Super cool guy, very friendly
>guy walks up to you for some bantz
>respond with joke
>he laughs
Bro moment
>but actually I hated this encounter because patriarchy
Eh?
Would still frick with the force of ten thousand suns
I saw Hunter Schafer at a grocery store in Los Angeles I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>his hand
The truth always comes out.
>typo happens
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
One time I was wearing a shirt for a japanese power tool brand called "Tanaka" that I had from a trade expo
I went into a coffee shop, and the server girl gave me a weird look. "Why are you wearing a shirt with my name on it?" She looked like she had just encountered a stalker or something.
I looked down my my coat was covering part of the logo, so I guess her name was "tana" or "ana" or something.
Anyway I opened my jacket and she had a relieved laugh and I got my coffee and carried on my way.
Anyway, this small event still sticks with me years later, because I just can't imagine the amount of self-centered ego to see somebody with a shirt with your name and immediately think it has to do with you, especially since anyone should have noticed that it was partially cut of.
She’s single.
Im 20 and I would ngl
Wasn't she just basically the diversity hire for mythbusters since she's literally the only woman on the show. I wouldn't even remember her name if Cinemaphile autists didn't post these cyberstalking threads.
there were 2 other women on the show
Patty brard kissed me
Good morning, I hate women.
anyone that uses twitter is a moron