>has gay sex. >wins awards

>has gay sex
>wins awards

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally that easy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      you used to have to pretend to be moronic to get an award, now you have to be gay
      >never go full homo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they why isn't every fricking filmmaker creating films about gay sex to get their free awards? why don't gay porn stars win academy awards? your anti intellectual cynicism makes no sense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wheres my award?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crust status?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Smeared all over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://vocaroo.com/16VHcxyCAPv2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Text version

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      busted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      full crustal overload

      Is this the crust guy?

      that’s the crust master

      Is playing the gay the new playing moronic?

      crustards

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have gay sex with producers and directors to get the gig
    >have gay sex on the screen to win accolades

    My God man, it's gay sex all the way down?!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no awwww gays are real, i can't fricking deal bros what the frickkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      crustiest post on Cinemaphile right now

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fans and detractors are saying: "homosexual!"

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *wins american awards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely infernal burn and everyone is just scrolling right by.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His career is fricked. He will get pity roles for giving up his butthole to israelites, but there will literally no men buying tickets to his movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What movies? Hes always been a side character on tv shows

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Every actors dream is to be a big movie star.

        Everything else is just them having to settle.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OP has gay sex
    >no awards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's a award, you get your butt all fricked up and it hurts for days

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking from experience?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hope he wore a condom, unwanted pregnancies are caused by unprotected sex

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did they actually mention a crusty anus in the show/movie? even for a ratisraelite, thats a bit much.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anal sex is no different from veganal as the anus provides the exact same sensation and feel as a womans vegana, perhaps better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Smell your penis after screwing a man and after screwing a woman, tell me what smells less like sewage, you filthy poop loving homosexual.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tired of seeing this dude being pushed as some tough guy

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you put your dick into some kind of shitshow and then you're supposed to feel good about it.
    Sounds pretty gay to me.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IM GONNA SAY IT

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if he was offered a deal by the satanic child sacrificing movie bigwigs or if he was subtilily coerced into doing these scenes and just didn't think about it any further.

    Or it could be that he was just a homosexual all along and he did it as a way to come out without officially coming out.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shows what they care about. Not about showing a loving relationship. A gay relationship. If it was about him and a woman there would be no award. There would be no mention of it. No articles. Nothing

    They only care about homosexualry which should tell you everything

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I played Banjo-Kazooie with a roommate in the 90s for a week straight, and that was when I realized video games are a gigantic waste of life. Seriously, after we completed the game I felt like shit, like I had done nothing because I HAD done nothing. It was an awful feeling of emptiness, like I was hooked on heroin for a week, in a foggy haze accomplishing nothing with each passing day. I never wanted to feel again, so we sold the Nintendo and never looked back

    Uhhh Cinemaphile bros... our response?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gamers don't forgive, gamers don't forget

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well games are escapism for a reason. Same can be said of watching movies or TV, which he directly contributed to. You don't become more intelligent or athletic by watching entertainment. That "every moment must be a grind" mindset is so dumb and ignores a large part of what makes us human and life enjoyable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*literally* "i had fun once and it was awful"
      Sounds like he has an addictive personality and blames the choice of drug rather than moderate his own behavior - a very typical feature of homosexual lefties that go into show business

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its a hobby, you either get it or don’t

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it took 2 adult males a week to beat Banjo Kazooie
      I would've quit gaming as well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick, he's right. That empty feeling is awful. We're all wasting our lives

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, Banjo Kazooie is FAR inferior to Banjo Tooie, the patrician's collectathon

    • 1 month ago
      GRIM

      >Calls games a waste of time and a soul sucking void
      >Contributes to something that also wastes time
      I can understand when it comes from the mouth of a finance bro or something, because at least they are doing shit but old crusty is literally making wastes of time

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lot of crustaceans reveal themselves when this topic comes up.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s not a gay love story, it’s a love story
    why did he get so triggered by this?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ok, good job guys, now let's reapply the crust to Nick's anus for the second take.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a manly gay man and i want to have sex with other manly gay men. no cap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can’t “have sex” with another male unless you mean using his butthole to jerk off with which couldn’t be further from actual sex (veganal intercourse)
      what you’re talking about is poopy mutual masturbation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a virgin.

        fpbp

        you used to have to pretend to be moronic to get an award, now you have to be gay
        >never go full homo

        I think you actually have to go full homosexual on this one. Bis don't get oscars.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you sound like a virgin
          lmfao coming from the homosexual who I just had to explain what sex was to

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm another guy you moronic virgin. If you think sex is purely penis in vegana, then you have not had sex, or you have disappointed your partner.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              sodomy isnt sex

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's great in will and grace

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >has gay sex
    >gets career in hollywood
    it's like poetry, it LeAnns

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the crust guy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. There was a solid crust barrier. Have you ever seen Punch a Buck on the Price is Right? Looked like that, but brown and flakey.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is playing the gay the new playing moronic?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would you breach Dwight Johnson’s or whoever the OP guy is’s crust hymen for 500 million dollars or no?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >500 million dollars or no?
      that’s how they got will smith bro

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend chad conservative
    he's literally the new Alec fricking Baldwin
    sad

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong in The Last of Crust?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      too much ellie and joel not enough crust

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile applauds.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jack Offaman?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Having unprotected crust sex in the apocalypse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >crust sex
      The frick is that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why is homosexual language so disgusting?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>has gay sex
    >>wins awards
    Of course.
    Pedowood requires their actors to perform humiliation rituals, especially for the white ones, in order to qualify for recognition amongst those of their inner child-eating circles. ~~*They've*~~ been this shit for decades.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Replace the gay couple in the episode with a standard male and female, everything remains the same. Does the reception to the episode change? You know the answer

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    degenerate screen sex wins awards yes, that and israelite face

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black man gets dress, white man gets ass.
    From buck broken to gay token.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot believe the most memorable and acclaimed moment from a tv show about zombies was about a gay relationship lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Zombies?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >starts career with media producers trying to make him a mockery of conservatives
    >audience instead loves this character
    >israelites decide to run him through the ol Brokeback Mountain formula
    they're back on track

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a ritual

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Actors don't actually have sex on tv.

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