I remember how much my friends hyped up Night of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects when we were in high school
even then they felt edgelordy as frick and made me think anyone that actually liked them was a moron
Devil's Rejects was almost worth the slog to get to that kino ending. Too bad the third one completely frickin' undoes it. I regret watching any of them
The Lords of Salem made me pretty uncomfortable tbh. Pretty good imagery if slow. Sheri Moon is also hot
Lords of Salem was alright. The best of his films that I've seen. I didn't watch his Halloween movies because I was done with the story after the original two from the 70s-80s, didn't feel like more needed to be told
All of his movies have redeeming qualities, they're just intended for a niche audience. I still remember seeing his concept art from when he was attached to The Blob, and while I'm not huge on it, he definitely has a vision
I feel almost the complete opposite. While I didn't hate the first one I really liked the second. I should probably watch them both again since I haven't seen either in at least a decade.
Qrd? Roth was just recently on Tim Dillon's pod blathering on about sharks being killed. Tim made it funny though because he basically wasn't listening to what Roth had to say and kept saying humans need to kill sharks to defend ourselves because they want to eat us.
Rob could tell Joe knew nothing about movies and seemed like he was just letting it slide. He could've easily said >Joe, the video that I directed for one of my most famous songs is a direct homage to that movie
and given him a hard time, but he didn't
It's actually baffling how much of a genuine horror fanatic Zombie is when all of his work is just the most superficial references that come off like someone who only watches grindhouse movies trailers.
His director's cut of Halloween 2 is legitimately fantastic and the best in the franchise aside from the original and Kills/ Deconstructs Halloween and the concept of trauma and its impact vastly better than Ends.
I know it gets shit on for the redneck Rob Zombieisms (which I think is fine you don’t get a lot of poor white trash culture in movies anymore anyways) but Halloween movies can get actually pretty uncomfortable to watch when the killing starts
Like the scene where Annie (the kid from Halloween 4) is naked on the ground just screaming is kinda unsettling, and her death scene with Brad Doriuf is actually pretty damn sad to watch
and Tyler Mane’s physicality is at least equal to Kane Hodder’s undead Jason which doesn’t get much credit either.
There’s certainly more going on in the Zombie movies than there is to talk about with the new Halloweens which come of as terrified to do anything new and keep it safe and boring
That's exactly why I like Rob Zombie's Halloween movies. They're a different take on Halloween that actually isn't afraid of gore or showing Michael's physicality. Zombie's Michael killing people is pretty damn brutal and, like you said, Annie's death, Dourif seeing her death and, hell, even Taylor-Compton crying are all top tier.
Yeah..... They made Michael into Jason. I'm not even sarcastic or cynical.
Rob zombie made Michael into Jason. Including ghost mom. Is so fricking moronic.
Jason is like a butcher. Like a wrestler. Michael is meant to be like a surgeon. Like a ninja. Silent quick kills in the shadow.
That's why Jason has a machete and Michael has a knife.
Jason is the brute force. Michael is the shadow Boogeyman.
Rob zombie MUST hate Halloween
rob, why havent you made a carnival movie in the style of 1932 freaks?
enough with the rednecks. give it a rest
11 months ago
Anonymous
ok moron
11 months ago
Anonymous
no u
i just realized you are too young to know what THE RUNNING MAN is, shitty zoomer
11 months ago
Anonymous
No, that isn't the problem with your logic, your moronation is the issue in this case and probably most other cases involving you trying to start moronic internet arguments.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Can rob zombie make a movie without killing defenseless victims? Yes he's done it TWICE.
can he make a movie without trashy rednecks? Yes. Twice.
Can rob zombie do non horror movies? Yes twice.
The Munsters
And superbeasto. Both comedies. Neither are full horror. Neither have trailer park trashy rednecks.
So
My point again. Can, rob zombie do a movie about a carnival...... ?
Not with homeless rednecks.
Not with killing.
Why can't he do a movie about his childhood memories?
11 months ago
Anonymous
He leans horror, so his clown carnival movie was about murderous clowns instead and both of those movies you named feature trashy rednecks, moron.
I hated his Halloween movies when I first saw them, but yeah they're much more competent film making than this new trilogy, I stopped half way through the second one and never watched the third.
I'm gone come back here to this thread and if you can't give me a good reason why you don't like House of 1000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects...I'm gonna kill your whole fricking family.
31 - Actually horrible. One of the worst horror films ever made, 0/10
Lords of salem - boring and generic ,1/10
House of 1000 corpses - Cringe kino, 5/10
Devils Rejects - His best film, 9/10
3 from hell - It's shit, 3/10
Halloween - Really good, 9/10
Halloween II - It's okay and not as bad as people say, 7/10
The Munsters - What the frick, -0/10
I forgot to mention that I saw him perform here in Hamilton, Ontario in early 2002. It was the first concert that I had went to since seeing Michael Jackson in Toronto in 1984 when I was 6 with my family while I couldn't hear out of my right ear for a few weeks after Zombie's concert.
The best part is that I was right dead center at the front of the mosh pit with this cute goth girl in front of me with about 300 people pressing against us. The goth girl started grinding her ass against my crotch and looked back at me before hiking her skirt up and took my right hand and put it up her shirt so I could squeeze her braless tit while she reached behind and unzipped my jeans, pulled out my engorged member and positioned it between her thighs and started rubbing it between them until she then arched her back, took my dick and put it inside her to which I started pumping her tight little pussy until the end of the concert as I was able to keep myself from cumming until I finally did. After the concert was over and the crowd started to dissipate there was enough room that she turned around, pulled her skirt down and then gave me a kiss with tongue before whispering in my ear "Thanks, see you later" before leaving and disappearing into the crowd.
I never saw her again but like to think that she had my bastard spawn and is currently doing OnlyFans to support herself and our child.
Finally, before the show started there was a roadie getting things ready when he turned around and pointed to his chest and the T-shirt he was wearing that had the NSYNC logo to which someone yelled out "gay!" and everyone laughed.
After the concert and my sexual encounter was over, I went home and watched Return of the Living Dead while eating pizza and drinking Strongbow Apple Cider before falling asleep!!!FACT!!!
The Devil's Rejects is really good. House of 1000 Corpses less so but still has that kind of grungy, dirty atmosphere that only he and Tobe Hooper could pull off so well.
Anyone know if 3 From Hell is any good? I've heard mixed things and I didn't get around to watching it last October
3 from hell feels like a remake of devils rejects
It literally follows the exact same structure. The sets and characters are different. But it's literally the same plot. If you like devils rejects you would likec3 from hell
Hrs a good director visually. Some amazing shots. Some really amazing and incredible sequences
But he's a shit writer. It's the same problem as PAUL WS ANDERSON with the resident evil movies. Exact same problem.
So rob zombie cannot make anything else besides redneck gory trash. All his movies feel the same. A bunch of rednecks killing people
And, once or twice that's fine. But like 10 times? 10 times rob? Every movie gotta be about trashy rednecks?
It's kinda sad on how musters crashed and flopped so hard. Because you are correct. It does not have rednecks killing people
Munsters is kinda cute. Silly. Barely has any characters because of COVID.
31 - Actually horrible. One of the worst horror films ever made, 0/10
Lords of salem - boring and generic ,1/10
House of 1000 corpses - Cringe kino, 5/10
Devils Rejects - His best film, 9/10
3 from hell - It's shit, 3/10
Halloween - Really good, 9/10
Halloween II - It's okay and not as bad as people say, 7/10
The Munsters - What the frick, -0/10
>I try not to live in an echo chamber
Which is a good reason to block namegays since echo chambers are exactly what namegays are trying to cultivate, if you give them one shot, you are just giving them a shot to build the an echo chamber in their honor in your own head.
lol are you the homosexual who complains all day snd night about how you filter every thread in the catalog? How can you be so bad at something you care so much about?
He might have made some good movies, I really don't know. I've watched pretty much all of them (they were on while I was in prison). The Devil's Rejects is trash. I hate it. I wanted to like House of 1000 corpses. The trouble I have with Rob's movies is that I was a huge fan of his music forever. And I went in expecting a horror movie that was like his music and the artwork on his albums and it's just very different from that so I was let down. I was expecting peak 1970's monster horror or something. Maybe some infernal robots. I'm a mental patient though. Someone should let me direct a film really.
I think you're kidding, but I was on a mental health camp. I think people think mental illness is a get out of jail free card but it isn't prisons are full of mental health patients.
In NC they have a couple of special camps. The conditions are just absolutely beyond the pale. Truth be told if you get in legal trouble in most cases I'd advise you to avoid letting them know I had mental illness if you're in this state. They WILL drag you. Not gonna lie, I just about didn't make it out. (swear to god the bots are better at solving captchas than I am)
>rich >famous rock star >famous director >house full of cool horror shit >hot wife
frick rob zombie. he literally must have done a deal with satan to get that life.
I actually enjoyed Munsters when it could literally have a Plinkett dissection of how bad it is. >oh no, we lost our house >let's move to America >wtf I'm rich now yay
I have enjoyed all his films.
especially House of 1000 Corpses though. It's a rare film where it cranks the dial to 11 at the end and makes a big difference.
no rob, you havent
the porno he shot with your mom you spamming c**t
GAY I AM THE ONE
JUST ME AND MY homosexual SON
DRINKING ALL THE PEE
CUM IN MY ASS AS YOU PLEASE
I remember how much my friends hyped up Night of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects when we were in high school
even then they felt edgelordy as frick and made me think anyone that actually liked them was a moron
The corniness is what soes it for me personally
Devil's Rejects was almost worth the slog to get to that kino ending. Too bad the third one completely frickin' undoes it. I regret watching any of them
Lords of Salem was alright. The best of his films that I've seen. I didn't watch his Halloween movies because I was done with the story after the original two from the 70s-80s, didn't feel like more needed to be told
I like the one with Sheri Moon in it.
Isn't that all of them?
zombiechad I kneel
Oh...
It takes some serious energy to breed a girl exactly as tall as you.
>breed
they have no kids
and that's a good thing
b***h probably used goods like adrianna.
hopefully he knocked up a groupie at least
the zombie line shouldn't end there
Zombie is a moronic vegan activist. Good grief.
and money. Lots of money and social status help too.
MOAR HOOMAN DAN A HOOMAN MOAR HOOMAN DAN A HOOMAN MOAR HOOMAN DAN A HOOMAN
House of 1000 corpses
Devil’s Rejects
Lords of Salem
>House of 1000 corpses
It's a shame he tuned down the gore, it would be much better with it.
All of his movies have redeeming qualities, they're just intended for a niche audience. I still remember seeing his concept art from when he was attached to The Blob, and while I'm not huge on it, he definitely has a vision
The Halloween remake was pretty good in my opinion. It was a lot better than the last three movies.
The sequel he did was absolute dogshit though.
Halloween 18 and Ends mog the frick out of the 2007 movie.
I feel almost the complete opposite. While I didn't hate the first one I really liked the second. I should probably watch them both again since I haven't seen either in at least a decade.
The Lords of Salem made me pretty uncomfortable tbh. Pretty good imagery if slow. Sheri Moon is also hot
Seeing him stuck listening to Eli Roth babble on about white America was painful.
Eli Roth? The guy from Reservoir Dogs? That's not how I remember him looking.
You're thinking of Tim Roth.
Oh. Wow, this guy's movies all look like crap.
Qrd? Roth was just recently on Tim Dillon's pod blathering on about sharks being killed. Tim made it funny though because he basically wasn't listening to what Roth had to say and kept saying humans need to kill sharks to defend ourselves because they want to eat us.
Eli Roth is such a homosexual, he never made one good movie. At least Rob Zombie made a few good movies despite making a lot of dogshit
100% agree
house of 1000 corpses is edgy kino
Halloween I
Halloween II (Yes I kind of liked it lol)
The Devils Rejects
House of 1000 corpses
Everything else he has made, including his music, is dogshit
Calypso?
Kane?
>Rob Zombie
oh
no
House of 1000 corpses and devils rejects are great, don't get the hate for these two movies.
Devil's Rejects.
Zombie's appearance on jre was good. He's knowledgeable about the history of movies.
I will definitely have to check that out, while signed out of YouTube.
>Joe unironically asking him if he knew Cabinet of Dr. Calagari
lel
Rob could tell Joe knew nothing about movies and seemed like he was just letting it slide. He could've easily said
>Joe, the video that I directed for one of my most famous songs is a direct homage to that movie
and given him a hard time, but he didn't
It's actually baffling how much of a genuine horror fanatic Zombie is when all of his work is just the most superficial references that come off like someone who only watches grindhouse movies trailers.
Why does he say yeah in every somg
His director's cut of Halloween 2 is legitimately fantastic and the best in the franchise aside from the original and Kills/ Deconstructs Halloween and the concept of trauma and its impact vastly better than Ends.
Eat shit
No u.
holy shit rob zombie should direct and star as LOBO in a faithful over the top adaptation i would watch that
I know it gets shit on for the redneck Rob Zombieisms (which I think is fine you don’t get a lot of poor white trash culture in movies anymore anyways) but Halloween movies can get actually pretty uncomfortable to watch when the killing starts
Like the scene where Annie (the kid from Halloween 4) is naked on the ground just screaming is kinda unsettling, and her death scene with Brad Doriuf is actually pretty damn sad to watch
and Tyler Mane’s physicality is at least equal to Kane Hodder’s undead Jason which doesn’t get much credit either.
There’s certainly more going on in the Zombie movies than there is to talk about with the new Halloweens which come of as terrified to do anything new and keep it safe and boring
That's exactly why I like Rob Zombie's Halloween movies. They're a different take on Halloween that actually isn't afraid of gore or showing Michael's physicality. Zombie's Michael killing people is pretty damn brutal and, like you said, Annie's death, Dourif seeing her death and, hell, even Taylor-Compton crying are all top tier.
Yeah..... They made Michael into Jason. I'm not even sarcastic or cynical.
Rob zombie made Michael into Jason. Including ghost mom. Is so fricking moronic.
Jason is like a butcher. Like a wrestler. Michael is meant to be like a surgeon. Like a ninja. Silent quick kills in the shadow.
That's why Jason has a machete and Michael has a knife.
Jason is the brute force. Michael is the shadow Boogeyman.
Rob zombie MUST hate Halloween
The redneckisms are much more forgivable once you find out his parents were honest to God carnies
and yet hes never done a clown and carnival movie
rob is moronic
31 is his carnie clown movie, though.
The moron is you.
31 is a Running Man style hunt movie
im talking about a working carnival movie
The moron is definitely you.
rob, why havent you made a carnival movie in the style of 1932 freaks?
enough with the rednecks. give it a rest
ok moron
no u
i just realized you are too young to know what THE RUNNING MAN is, shitty zoomer
No, that isn't the problem with your logic, your moronation is the issue in this case and probably most other cases involving you trying to start moronic internet arguments.
Can rob zombie make a movie without killing defenseless victims? Yes he's done it TWICE.
can he make a movie without trashy rednecks? Yes. Twice.
Can rob zombie do non horror movies? Yes twice.
The Munsters
And superbeasto. Both comedies. Neither are full horror. Neither have trailer park trashy rednecks.
So
My point again. Can, rob zombie do a movie about a carnival...... ?
Not with homeless rednecks.
Not with killing.
Why can't he do a movie about his childhood memories?
He leans horror, so his clown carnival movie was about murderous clowns instead and both of those movies you named feature trashy rednecks, moron.
I hated his Halloween movies when I first saw them, but yeah they're much more competent film making than this new trilogy, I stopped half way through the second one and never watched the third.
I'm gone come back here to this thread and if you can't give me a good reason why you don't like House of 1000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects...I'm gonna kill your whole fricking family.
Devil's Rejects is his best.
31 is a close second
House of 1000 Corpses and Halloween (1 and 2) are also good.
He was supposed to direct a remake of The Blob years ago and another project Tyrannosaurus Rex. Both sounded promising.
32 has too much shaky cam. Too much quick cuts.
why did this project fail? why wont he do it now?
He obviously loves the Horror genre but like Eli Roth he just isn't capable of making anything good!!!FACT!!!
I forgot to mention that I saw him perform here in Hamilton, Ontario in early 2002. It was the first concert that I had went to since seeing Michael Jackson in Toronto in 1984 when I was 6 with my family while I couldn't hear out of my right ear for a few weeks after Zombie's concert.
The best part is that I was right dead center at the front of the mosh pit with this cute goth girl in front of me with about 300 people pressing against us. The goth girl started grinding her ass against my crotch and looked back at me before hiking her skirt up and took my right hand and put it up her shirt so I could squeeze her braless tit while she reached behind and unzipped my jeans, pulled out my engorged member and positioned it between her thighs and started rubbing it between them until she then arched her back, took my dick and put it inside her to which I started pumping her tight little pussy until the end of the concert as I was able to keep myself from cumming until I finally did. After the concert was over and the crowd started to dissipate there was enough room that she turned around, pulled her skirt down and then gave me a kiss with tongue before whispering in my ear "Thanks, see you later" before leaving and disappearing into the crowd.
I never saw her again but like to think that she had my bastard spawn and is currently doing OnlyFans to support herself and our child.
Finally, before the show started there was a roadie getting things ready when he turned around and pointed to his chest and the T-shirt he was wearing that had the NSYNC logo to which someone yelled out "gay!" and everyone laughed.
After the concert and my sexual encounter was over, I went home and watched Return of the Living Dead while eating pizza and drinking Strongbow Apple Cider before falling asleep!!!FACT!!!
I refuse to give someone as big of a gay as (You) a (You)
The Devil's Rejects is really good. House of 1000 Corpses less so but still has that kind of grungy, dirty atmosphere that only he and Tobe Hooper could pull off so well.
Anyone know if 3 From Hell is any good? I've heard mixed things and I didn't get around to watching it last October
3 from hell feels like a remake of devils rejects
It literally follows the exact same structure. The sets and characters are different. But it's literally the same plot. If you like devils rejects you would likec3 from hell
3 From Hell's original story had to be canned cause Syd Haig was fricking dying.
But with 1/10th the budget
Hrs a good director visually. Some amazing shots. Some really amazing and incredible sequences
But he's a shit writer. It's the same problem as PAUL WS ANDERSON with the resident evil movies. Exact same problem.
So rob zombie cannot make anything else besides redneck gory trash. All his movies feel the same. A bunch of rednecks killing people
And, once or twice that's fine. But like 10 times? 10 times rob? Every movie gotta be about trashy rednecks?
I haven't seen it, but I suspect that The Munsters is not about rednecks killing people.
It's kinda sad on how musters crashed and flopped so hard. Because you are correct. It does not have rednecks killing people
Munsters is kinda cute. Silly. Barely has any characters because of COVID.
The Devils Rejects is one of the greatest films ever made. That is the only good film he has made.
Fight me.
Halloween 2007 was kinda good too though, everything else he made sucks ass.
31 - Actually horrible. One of the worst horror films ever made, 0/10
Lords of salem - boring and generic ,1/10
House of 1000 corpses - Cringe kino, 5/10
Devils Rejects - His best film, 9/10
3 from hell - It's shit, 3/10
Halloween - Really good, 9/10
Halloween II - It's okay and not as bad as people say, 7/10
The Munsters - What the frick, -0/10
The director's cut of Halloween 2 is the Fire Walk With Me of the Halloween franchise.
Kino as frick.
this was the most cinematic thing he was involved with:
In a few decades, The Munsters will be regarded as a classic.
I dunno, the actual Munsters movie from the 60s still isn't and it destroys Zombie's movie (which I loved)
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>followed by everyone clapping and giving me 100 dollars
I need to update my filter list.
Your filter sucks if it isn't already filtering namegays by default.
I try not to live in an echo chamber and will give namegays one shot.
>I try not to live in an echo chamber
Which is a good reason to block namegays since echo chambers are exactly what namegays are trying to cultivate, if you give them one shot, you are just giving them a shot to build the an echo chamber in their honor in your own head.
lol are you the homosexual who complains all day snd night about how you filter every thread in the catalog? How can you be so bad at something you care so much about?
Most of his films are watchable. Just bear in mind he throws everything at the wall to see what sticks.
1000 Corpses and 31 are the best two
the love for 31 itt is surprising, to say the least
I legitimately like House of 1000 Corpses but that’s it
He might have made some good movies, I really don't know. I've watched pretty much all of them (they were on while I was in prison). The Devil's Rejects is trash. I hate it. I wanted to like House of 1000 corpses. The trouble I have with Rob's movies is that I was a huge fan of his music forever. And I went in expecting a horror movie that was like his music and the artwork on his albums and it's just very different from that so I was let down. I was expecting peak 1970's monster horror or something. Maybe some infernal robots. I'm a mental patient though. Someone should let me direct a film really.
How can you be a prisoner and a mental patient?
I think you're kidding, but I was on a mental health camp. I think people think mental illness is a get out of jail free card but it isn't prisons are full of mental health patients.
You get locked in a special ward.
In NC they have a couple of special camps. The conditions are just absolutely beyond the pale. Truth be told if you get in legal trouble in most cases I'd advise you to avoid letting them know I had mental illness if you're in this state. They WILL drag you. Not gonna lie, I just about didn't make it out. (swear to god the bots are better at solving captchas than I am)
House is exactly like his album artwork, it's the most Rob Zombie Rob Zombie movie
Which House? The Japanese movie or the American movie?
im not him
but i expected werewolves, witches, robots, ghouls
i expected a robbzombie movie like hellboy remake (not in quality but in creatures)
They are exactly the same as his music videos. Where do you think he developed his style?
Rob seems like a guy who unironically puts posters like these on walls and thinks they are cool and rad.
oh bro.... watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JlN6ph0JQ4
I keked when OP's image was the one mounted on his fireplace.
Seems a little narcissistic to have a picture of yourself displayed so prominently in your living room?
he also has a painting of himself in the master bedroom
Seems okay when it's an original by one of the biggest horror artists there is
>rich
>famous rock star
>famous director
>house full of cool horror shit
>hot wife
frick rob zombie. he literally must have done a deal with satan to get that life.
>TFW YWNBRZ (You Will Never Be Rob Zombie)
hes just rich. all rich people have hot wives and cool shit:
rob zombie, devout militant hardcore vega
house full of dead animals
the first halloween movie he did was good
I actually enjoyed Munsters when it could literally have a Plinkett dissection of how bad it is.
>oh no, we lost our house
>let's move to America
>wtf I'm rich now yay
I have enjoyed all his films.
especially House of 1000 Corpses though. It's a rare film where it cranks the dial to 11 at the end and makes a big difference.
I liked devils rejects, not sure it qualifies as a good movie though
I don't care that he casts her in every film. She's based and smoking hot.
anglo lips
90s/00s cheesy B-movie fricking sucks
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BAKE FOR HALF AN HOUR