>Has own house. >Own car. >A pool. >Enough money to regularly have sex with whooars

>Has own house
>Own car
>A pool
>Enough money to regularly have sex with whooars
Aside from the annoying neighbors Carl's life was not so bad

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He dies a lot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting how he never died in that Plantasm movie and the new season.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've watched the show since it first aired. I've seen every movie and probably every episode. I don't know what job Carl has. Where does he get hia money? It's something I've never thought of until now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve always assumed he runs some scams with the help of his cousin Terry from the mob

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't have one. That's his mom's house and he made her sign it to give it to him and he put her in a nursing home

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve always assumed he runs some scams with the help of his cousin Terry from the mob

      He works out of the home

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he works out of the home and he studied elevator repair

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He has crabs with a giant knob.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If they get near ya, hit em with the shampoo!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the crabs are kinda cute

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They look like they're from the Little Mermaid

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SOUTH BRONX PARADISE BABY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hey HEY HEY, COME HERE b***h. STAND AND DELIVER

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He’s really ugly which is unfortunate but regardless over a certain age it’s impossible to meet women so prostitutes are your only option.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      justmegabenewell made some real good porn of him though

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Look at him lookin' at me

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no wife
    >no friends
    >Parents hated him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish that were me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone’s parents hate them because kids are a reflection of their own failures

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >t.american

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Very sad projection

    • 1 week ago
      Jon Kolner

      Even as a kid, Carl’s wish for a Christmas present is a new mother.

      >Oh boy! I hope this is a new mommy!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Silly daddy you cant carpet
        >Of course not, you have to boil it until the glue gets soft

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah thats real funny there aladdin, but that magic flying carpet is about to become magic flying dinner

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >No friends

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's south bronx PARADISE baby!

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ATHF threads are some of the few threads where everyone is chill. I like it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      aqua teens is inherently reddit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you are gayest thing since gay went to gaytown

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nice psyop attempt but no

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >offered eternal life
    >turns it down
    nobody is more humble than carl

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