>has some genuinely creepy moments but turns into a complete farce by the end

>has some genuinely creepy moments but turns into a complete farce by the end
I don't get Eli Roth

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't they rebooted Cabin Fever like 3 times? I can't keep up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They made 2 sequels (the second film being a direct continuation of the first, with the third being a prequel) and for whatever reason a shot for shot line for line remake.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He wants to be John Carpenter but he also wants to be Sam Raimi.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm starting to think horror comedy was a mistake

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PARTY MAN

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Old scary movies were scary. Eli Roth grew up having fun watching old scary movies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roth's whole thing is comedic gore and exploitation film homages. He's making movies for people that like "fun horror" instead of Conjuring jumpscare type movies.

      None of that explains why this movie is so fricking bad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's great though, only trannies dislike it because they get offended by the language. Everyone else enjoys Cabin Fever.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pANCAKES!!!!!

    I really liked it as a teen but I'd currently recommend Green Inferno over it. Roth makes fun horror slop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Green Inferno is an awful shitty movie

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roth's whole thing is comedic gore and exploitation film homages. He's making movies for people that like "fun horror" instead of Conjuring jumpscare type movies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fun horror
      Its an oxymoron
      If you're having fun its not horrifying

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Going to a haunted house in a theme park is both scary and fun. You get scared for a second, then you laugh it off with your friends and laugh at yourself for being a pussy. There's plenty of fun horror films out there.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But this isn't a Supernatural killer monster type movie, its a much more down to earth flesh eating virus

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's heavily inspired by The Evil Dead, which is one of the most famous fun horror flicks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Horror is the name of the genre. You're never truly horrified watdhing a movie, unless you're a child.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >horror genre
          >not meant to be horror

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Horror genre doesn't mean genuinely horrifying. Adults aren't scared by movies, 'Horror' is a genre about spooky themes and monsters. Only children are genuinely frightened for their lives by these movies meant to entertain adults.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Horror genre doesn't mean genuinely horrifying
              Says whomst?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone who has watched them past the age of 15.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bullshit. Being afraid to take a horror movie seriously is childish in of itself

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks you're not taking a movie seriously if you're not pissing your pants in fear
                Are you baiting or are you underage?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You're never truly horrified watdhing a movie
          I might be if they stopped shoving in forced reddit tier humor

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats the rifle for?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      N

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the payoff got me good the first time around

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wild that a mainstream theatrically released movie got away with this lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was a different time

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WE NEED TO GO BACK!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I listened to the commentary on the DVD, the guys were talking about what a bawd Jordan Ladd was and were pissed she got her breasts out for Broken Lizard, but not for them (Cabin Fever).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the payoff got me good the first time around

      Kino

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino horror but too much adult swim-esuqe LOL SO RANDOM! nonsense thrown in made it hard to take to serious

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