>has the biggest hit since the Simpsons. >throws it all away for this shitty character

>has the biggest hit since the Simpsons
>throws it all away for this shitty character
>does absolute jack shit since

Why'd he do it?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why'd he do it?
    Implying it was deliberate. He didn't quit, he got fired for not handing over finished episodes to Nickelodeon on time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was just the build up. Man's Best Friend is what literally got him fired cause he wouldn't budge on it, and told Nick producers to frick off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was because he was grooming young fans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying Nick cares about kid diddling

        Spherical!!!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
    What now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you heard me you god damned circus midget

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know I'm being an armchair psychiatrist but I've always figured he has some undiagnosed mental illness(es), even long before the metoo shit came out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wanting sex with an attractive 17 year old? Guy must have been insane.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think she was a little younger than that, but the reason I've always thought he was off was because his strange mannerisms in interviews and commentary. He always seemed incredibly egotistical but also like he has an inferiority complex from childhood trauma. Just my observations

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking dude was 43 at the time, bro.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah all humans stop wanting to frick attractive people past 40, you're right.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My point is a ~25 year age difference raises a lot of eyebrows, especially when the younger person is a teenager. Argue if you like, you know it's true.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he was trying to get into her pants when she was 14

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          True love waits

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That other guy is just a sick pedo. He'll argue until this thread is pruned.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          didn't she initiate contact and send him video tapes and shit?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have it on good authority from another Cinemaphile user that it was actually entirely the woman's fault!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's in the documentary that spends 90% of the time shitting on John K, you fricking idiot.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't seen the scene in question but I doubt the girl was describing her explicit masturbation fantasies to John K via fan mail. And if she was, what does that say about John K that he decided to totally reciprocate?

                >I-i-it was her fault!!!!!
                I have it on good authority from a Cinemaphile user that it was actually entirely the girl's fault, your honor!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I haven't seen the scene in question
                Wow, I can't believe I was right to assume you have no idea what the frick you're talking about. Why even act like it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Parents fault actually. They sent her out to California at 16 to live w him lol. He's just a man. How many would turn down primo virgin puss that was totally obsessed w you? Esp at the time when nobody really gave AF.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >when no one gave a frick
                >the 90s, height of stranger danger

                lol OK, you're just living out your fantasies in your head, got it, before le evil reddit woke feminazis ruined everything. Shame on Rice's parents though, but that doesn't nearly equivocate the shame on John K for being a creepy homosexual. He reaped what he sowed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was there & you're a fricking homosexual. There was 20 something dudes getting taken to HS prom by their underage GFs and no one cared.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >be 19
                >10/10 16 y/o wants to suck my dick
                >too scared to do it for fear of getting v&
                We live in Hell.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >no one cared
                >Your honor, in my defense, she was totally into it.
                lol ok

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Bro the 14 year old girl initiated it!
            So what? A responsible adult should shutdown those advances down, not encourage and cultivate them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's just like me fr

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently his dad was very intense and that's why Ren and Stimpy was full of big veiny screaming men with bulging eyes and beet red faces looming over Ren and Stimpy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Scott Ritter talking to the hosts of the Grayzone

          • 1 month ago
            based /k/ommando

            Who?

            Scott "The Kiddy Diddler" Ritter?
            Scott "Well It Was Legal In Some Parts of Yemen" Ritter?
            Scott "Old Enough To Mate Once She's Reached Eight" Ritter?
            Scott "Works for Moscow In Exchange for dicky To Plow" Ritter?

            That Scott Ritter?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, he's pretty cool.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I still don't know why all the Ukraine shills get sent to /k/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's the Ripping Friends.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Wanting sex with an attractive 17 year old? Guy must have been insane.

      I think she was a little younger than that, but the reason I've always thought he was off was because his strange mannerisms in interviews and commentary. He always seemed incredibly egotistical but also like he has an inferiority complex from childhood trauma. Just my observations

      Fricking dude was 43 at the time, bro.

      see

      he was trying to get into her pants when she was 14

      It wasn't the "~1 year under legal in some states," or the ~25-year age difference.
      It was the grooming.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People are going to say americans are prudish when shit like this was released on a program aimed at kids in the 90's.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite episode is the one where ren is split into nazi ren and troony ren and then they get married

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but this was the only kid show to ever really push those boundries. Nickelodeon never had a show like this again and slowly phased out certain episodes like this from reruns.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah but this was the only kid show to ever really push those boundries
        Invader Zim?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          From what I've seen, barely. Is there any episode that pushes the envelope like Sven Hoek, Big Baby Scam, Stimpys Fanclub, Visit to Anthony?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nah, Zim managed to be funny sometimes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ren and Stimpy are God, Rocko is the Son, Zim is the Holy Ghost

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's really genius stuff:

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Canadians just be like that

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably fricking the kids, might have ruined his career

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one cared about that until the last couple years. He burned bridges at Nick & israelites blacklisted him. I think the only person with any clout that stood up for him was Matt Groening.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She was 16 you sick frick

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    John K has wasted his post nick career in a state of total delusion, thinking anyone gives a shit about George Liquor and Johnny moron, when in fact no one liked them back then.

    Instead of, I dunno, designing new characters and pitching new shows, it was HA HA LOOK AT THIS BOOMER YELL ABOUT EATING MEAT. ISN'T THAT SO FUNNY!? DON'T YOU WANT TO WATCH A SHOW ABOUT THAT?!

    The grooming shit is just "icing" on the cake, John just literally has no control over himself and that's why he's faded away without a team of tard wranglers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's my final take on it as well. If he made something genuinely interesting he could still be a profitable commodity, especially now that indie animation channels are hip. Get that Lackadaisy Hazbin Circus money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's my final take on it as well. If he made something genuinely interesting he could still be a profitable commodity, especially now that indie animation channels are hip. Get that Lackadaisy Hazbin Circus money

      John K was working on the R&S reboot before allegations came out. Now you're getting a show with STIMPY GET IPHONE. Enjoy.
      This is legitimately better and more entertaining than anything that came from Nickelodeon Games R&S and this reboot, most likely.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never noticed his dentures fly out lol. All the little crunching & churning noises he'd make. This show was cerebral as hell, no wonder he couldn't keep up with it. It probably drove him crazy & sounds like he had serious ADHD and obsessive compulsion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >serious ADHD and obsessive compulsion
      Listen to you morons talk about “mental illnesses” like they’re real. It’s all hocus pocus and astrology, literally none of this shit has any basis in science.
      >he has the schitzophrenia disease!
      No, he’s fricking insane. Personality quirks aren’t a disease.
      >He has ADD!
      No he gets easily bored with dumb shit. Slinging meth to kids who don’t feel like learning about the holocaust all day isn’t curing a disease it’s child abuse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think its bullshit too, but clearly he's not a well rounded person.

        >be 19
        >10/10 16 y/o wants to suck my dick
        >too scared to do it for fear of getting v&
        We live in Hell.

        doit

        >no one cared
        >Your honor, in my defense, she was totally into it.
        lol ok

        >assuming it would get that far

        What part of "no one cared" didn't you get?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    George Liquor is funny, I bet you're a Powdered Toast Reddit Man.
    This is the funniest episode of the whole show.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's a bad animator. he's like one of those newgrounds kids who mistakes 'fluid' animation with lots of frames for good animation. he's lacking in all the fundamentals and he build his career on spazzy twitching lolrandom gimmick animation. when the time came for him to do literally anything else it turned out that's all he had. just weightless, deflated off-model doodles jerking around and screaming at eachother.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >1
    Ripping Friends as well as the Bjork and Weird Al music vids are great
    >2
    It’s an artist thing, you wouldn’t get it
    >3
    Pull your pants up, kid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I really like the Bjork music video.
      These are also really funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ripping Friends is almost as forgotten as Brothers Grunt or Stripperella but it's got some good moments

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That time John confronted Billy West on Howard Stern https://youtu.be/1oLHqJyMqPg?si=2E62xNvqSEJ-eXkd

    This is why I hate Stern BTW, the slimy israelite rat. Billy's brother literally just died too & he knew it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Billy is such a funny little man. As of a few years ago (last I checked) he spends time on Ren and Stimpy fb fan pages and gets pissy when people mention Adult Party Cartoon too much. Truly the behavior of a mature adult.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      John K has a cool Ryan Gosling energy.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you George Liquor, American is a based character and he's the only good thing about any of the garbage John K would later put out

    %3D

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Were all these cartoons made by heroin addicts?

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