Has there ever actually been an Indian in the music industry? I can't think of a single one

Has there ever actually been an Indian in the music industry? I can't think of a single one

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That guy who played sitar

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ravi Shankar

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And his daughter, Nora Jones

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ravi stinkar

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      George Harrison?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    there was that "everybody needs a bosom for a pillow" song in the 90s

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nicki minaj

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SPACEMAN

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chuck Berry

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >farts on you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >farts on you

      my apologies
      https://efukt.com/21881_Chuck_Berry_Farting_On_Hookers.html

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    there was that one indian musician who was tricked into smuggling drugs into china by a fake fan and was promptly caught and executed by chinese authorities

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Qrd?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guitarist from Soundgarden. U zoomers don't know real music tho

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kim Thayil

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soundgarden
      >not as tuneful as nirvana
      >not as interesting as Jane's
      >not as angsty as Alice
      Ew what was even the point of that shitty band?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        u cant rustle my jimmies zoomy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        BLACK HOLE SUN
        WONT YOU COME
        AND WASH AWAY THE RAIN

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BASED

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't she Sri Lankan

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BASED

      Isn't she Sri Lankan

      She's Tamil from Sri Lanka, that's where the "I got more records than the KGB" comes from. Her family was involved with the Tamil Tigers, who were a terrorist/freedom fighter faction in Sri Lanka.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hilarious how the world forgot about this movie kek.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally only remember it exists because Lily James

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ana de Armas is in it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's only in the trailer, not in the movie.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, sure. They have a huge star and don't include her in the movie for literally no reason. Try again buddy. I saw the movie and she is in it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame, I really enjoyed it. Lily James was very cute in it as well.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole thing is just this guys weird Indian power fantasy that isn't interesting to anyone else
      >What if everyone but me forgot the Beatles, so I can steal all their songs and become famous
      >Actually there're a few other people who also remember them, but they didn't have the same idea, and it also doesn't go anywhere plot wise
      >Oh, and the AT&T milkers girls also wants to frick me
      It's like listening to someone explain a dream they had that no one cares about

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that the movie would go in the direction that he actually writes a hit song that he wrote himself. But it just keeps in the power fantasy realm

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Power fantasy? I thought the movie was about how cool the Beatles are.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I went in thinking that the Beatles songs were going to flop when he did them, and it makes some point about artistic integrity, or that there's a lot more to the Beatles than just the song writing, but no

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            well you're a moron for thinking that. When you die I bet your parents will be happy.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry for thinking they might actually do something interesting with it after paying all that money for the Beatles license

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                None of what you posted was remotely interesting or entertaining. It's a bad idea, which was imagined by a bad person. I hope that you get bullied until you die.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That was the original idea sold to Richard Curtis, but he changed it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh wow, is that the insider behind the scenes information?! Do you know the box office numbers too?!?!?!?
              Fricking scum.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's ass. "In a world where the Beatles never happened would giving some random who their discography be enough to make him a successful artist?" is a legit premise. Like, this was marketed as a love letter to the Beatles, but saying it could have been literally anyone singing those songs kinda shits on them if anything

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Half of why Beatles were good is that there were four of them eaech with their own archetype it made them like little elves. Some dirty ass indian dude is not going to appeal to the masses in the same way

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hurr I maek duh knotty no no ras iz um
                >can i fit in no
                No. You are subhuman filth. Die.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >alf of why Beatles were good is that there were four of them eaech with their own archetype
                this, plus as much as I like The Beatles I honestly don't think something like Rubber Soul would be nearly as popular if it came out today

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's because Rubber soul influence 60 years of music you moron. Beethoven's 9th wouldn't be as popular if released today. It would still be incredibly popular. I hate morons like you. I hope someone tells you that you're stupid every single day of your life. Because you deserve it.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's ass. "In a world where the Beatles never happened would giving some random who their discography be enough to make him a successful artist?" is a legit premise. Like, this was marketed as a love letter to the Beatles, but saying it could have been literally anyone singing those songs kinda shits on them if anything

              It is the better, logical idea. It would force him to find his own voice.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's neither logical nor better nor interesting nor entertaining. Please leave.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's weird because at the start of the movie there's this whole thing about how he's struggling but the girl sees something special in his music, which would make you think they want you to believe he actually does have a talent for songwriting and a want to creatively express himself but just can't find his big break, but then he's so happy to just ape The Beatles with his only concern being others finding out, never giving a thought to the fact that he's only being recognized for songs that aren't his own, that it makes him come across like he was only ever interested in the fame of being a musician and the music itself never mattered to him. It's also insane that this movie sucks off Ed Sheeran more than it sucks off The Beatles.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also a blatant rip off a manga called Boku wa Beatles but with no time travel

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It makes no sense without the time travel aspect.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This guy really thought he was making something on par with Exterminating Angel the way everyone forgetting the Beatles is handled as a mater of fact thing and never explained or explored. The issue is there's nothing else interesting going on in this movie

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're not interesting, so you don't know what is interesting. I disrespect you, therefore I disrespect your stupid opinion. Die.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. The movie only exists to have nonwhite romancing white women. Thats it. There is no other reason to make such a moronic movie.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's an interesting thought experiment and loving tribute to the Beatles. That's the point of the movie for all non-incels who frantically search the Cinemaphile archive for all instances of "BBC"

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            deep breaths

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you read the original script it’s much more interesting. And make a lot more sense

        >same plot, musician gets somehow put in a world where no Beatles existed and replicates their songs
        >musician gains moderate success but nowhere near what the Beatles had
        >is confused until he realises it’s because the Beatles wasn’t just lyrics and chords. They were four specific guys. Who arrived and had a specific sound at a specific time. He is a modern man. He cannot appeal to people with “I wanna hold your hand” the same way peak Beatles could

        Would also make the other few people who remember the Beatles make more sense for their appreciation. Maybe they loved the Beatles, but lacked any musical ability. So hearing something that simply doesn’t exist any more, even if in a different form is great.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there a movie with a very similar plot about some Indian kid and Springsteen's music that came out at the same time?
      Weird coincidence.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure Freddie Mercurary from the band "Queen" was some sort of indian

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was african noob

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Pakis count?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freddie Mercury

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was Persian.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he was Pharsee. Like from the Bible. he did grow up in Tanzania tho

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also went to school in India for a period.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who cares you dumb b***h

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the hell has there been a thread about this movie active off and on for the past like ten years, and why is it always the same exact thread and OP image?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bassist from No Doubt was a pajeet and dated Gwen Stefani for years.

    A few of their more popular songs were written about their relationship and subsequent breakup.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gwen was so damn good looking

      The whole thing is just this guys weird Indian power fantasy that isn't interesting to anyone else
      >What if everyone but me forgot the Beatles, so I can steal all their songs and become famous
      >Actually there're a few other people who also remember them, but they didn't have the same idea, and it also doesn't go anywhere plot wise
      >Oh, and the AT&T milkers girls also wants to frick me
      It's like listening to someone explain a dream they had that no one cares about

      Milana Vayntrub was in this movie?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its almost entirely made just for the scene of Robert Carlisle playing john lennon

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They originally went a lot darker with the script, in one rewrite the film ends with Mark David Chapman walking in to meet Rasheesh and it cuts to black

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m convinced that writers just write a bunch of endings just to see what comes out and never intend to use the far out ones, but every time someone gets their hands a dark version everyone thinks it’s “the true intended ending.” Modern audiences’ obsession with misery porn is concerning.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All the jeets getting buthurt itt

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i drive a land rover not a jeep you fricking mong

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no matter how shit my day is , i thank god for not being indian.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They prefer to be called Native American dewd. No racism outside /b/

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE HELP ME SIR IM FRICKING INDIAN

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the only consequence of the Beatles not existing is that the Oasis don't exist either
    >apparently everything else about the past 60 years of music history stayed the exact same
    >yet nobody ever comments on how the Beatles songs sound old compared to modern pop music standards
    Literally zero thought went into this script.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your thoughts are worse than zero thought. Please never post again. You make the world worst just by existing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t know the director posted here.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    are anons here too young to remember Panjabi MC?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nusrat fateh Ali khan music is appeared in some movie. And A r Rahman.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

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  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indians lack the spark of humanity that allows for people to create art.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do other bands and artists exist and remain unchanged in this timeline? Surely almost every band and artist during and after The Beatles's reign were influenced by them to varying degrees. The Beach Boys for example either wouldn't exist or would have a totally different sound.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freddie Mercury

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white adjacent phenotype
    >semitic eyebrows
    >black lips
    >chinlet
    lol such a weird look poor guy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His mouth also hangs open in a weird way with visible teeth. A truly unfortunate looking fellow.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hold that thought

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    /ourgirl/

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freddie Mercury was Indian, though his family had been shipped off to Africa by the British and then shipped off to Britain as the empire started collapsing.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forgetting America's pet pajeet

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's Shakti aka John McLaughlin and the Sirs

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    y'all homies wouldn't know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

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