Has there ever been a more disappointing nude scene than hers? Felt like a wishmaster sort of thing.
Has there ever been a more disappointing nude scene than hers? Felt like a wishmaster sort of thing.
Has there ever been a more disappointing nude scene than hers? Felt like a wishmaster sort of thing.
Maeby
I liked it.
neve campbell
Dizzy in Starship and Halle in Swordfish
>Halle in Swordfish
>Halle in Swordfish
I thought I was alone and crazy to think this
Alone, no.
>homosexual opinions
>Halle in Swordfish
You must be fucking joking?
They look like shit nude, especially on a 11/10 like young Halle
o_0
She's living proof the vast majority of girls peak at 15/16.
kys pedo scum
16 is legal and anon was correct. She peaked at 16
I don't care what your fascit country thinks its """""legal"""""", moral age of consent is 27 and that is a scientific fact.
That's not what that word means, retard
He knows. He's just using a meme designed to make it lose all bite and meaning.
>16
>pedophile
You are a woman aren't you?
Pedo is for people who like girls around 10 and below
Hebe is someone who likes girls 11-12
13 and up is just called "normal guy"
Up until some 50, 60 years ago, every single men bred 13 yos throughout the 5000 years of civilization
>muh appeal to tradition
That's not a pedo.
Hi, Leo.
She is one of the saddest peaks imo. She was so cute on arrested development season , then season 4 she returns with a massive overgrown head like she’s been taking hgh
Nah. Early 20s. 20-23.
20-23 is optimum marriage age for women
peak attraction is different
16-19 is the peak, early 20s is the decline. Your average woman hits the wall around 25
thats not even true and never will be.
If anything that is only puppy beauty, and only girls who are mid reach their potential at that age.
True beauties get hotter and hotter with time.
no. women peak at 18. that's the hottest they will ever be physically. Some exceptions who have the best genetics will remain hot for a lot longer than that
>mid
Whenever the naggerspeak begins, I stop reading.
Nice try, middle-aged roastie.
Nah i like 15-75yos shes just got shit tits
Still has a cute face love her personality freckles and voice
Say what you want about women idc but men unironically peak at 15-16 too.
We have a problem here, because either you're a w*man and not showing your tits with a timestamped greeting to the board, meaning GTFO, or you're a man, making you a homosexual, and thus not entitled to life. Either way fuck off.
wtf this place is filled with legit pedophiles lmao
Haha yeah so spooky you should probably leave and never come back
Amerimutts being retarded as usual
15 is a full grown fertile woman who should be getting married and having babies
Literally ordained so by nature itself
Your beliefs are unnatural
Where did the pedophile touch you, anon?
speak for urself
>turned 25 and started liking them saggy
She's still very pretty in an unconventional way and a talented actress
You could just say that she's very pretty.
you really cant encourage your dick on what it thinks is pretty
antonio lofaso from top chef gives me a raging stiffy
so much THIS. i wonder why the israelites want to make every degeneracy normalized and legalized but also fight to keep the aoc at 18 or even raise it? hmm!
So that everyone fornicates as much as possible instead of getting married
this is obviously true, but you're not allowed to say it.
they hated him because he told the truth
well who the f is she
MR F
Ching chong ching chong
Watch it!
maybe.
The WOAT
it's like her nipples are somehow pointing towards her back she's so pancaked. Think she's one of the few women I think should get a boob job
Wow those are very, very disappointing. I wonder how empowered they make her feel?
The most misleading/fraudulent picture of all time
Good eye. I saw a sauna topless scene with her, and her small pancakes made my dick shrivel.
Good god man. How did Jake become gigachad and Maggie become droopy the dog.
she walled harder and faster than a mexican
She aged like a israelite
>post random snapshot of literal who from literally who the fuck knows what show
Oh yeah that girl from that thing youre right bro that was awful
Maybe your right
Well what show is it then... How is your thread supposed to make sense if there's no webm or mention of the actress name for us to judge her tits?
Alia Shawkat nude - Transparent s04e02 (2017)
Theyre not that bad you homosexuals havent seen real bad tits
This. These incels who think the only acceptable tits are the perfect spheres from porn whore's fake tits are hilarious. Alia's tits are good enough for Brad Pitt, they're good enough for me.
Guys I love tits. Love ‘em. Crazy about ‘‘em and it drives my wife nuts. She had D cups that ballooned to J cups after two kids. Did they get saggier? Hell yes but they are big and beautiful and I love them.
What I’m saying is I’m a tit man and a connoisseur but I don’t expect perfection and the bigger the tits the more room for error in my humble mammatological opinion. BUT Alia’s tits are trash and she doesn’t even have kids to justify their mournful state.
Also didn’t Carly Rae Jepsen have shitty titties?
I'm sorry guys, I'm usually open to most tits, but hers were bad.
You look at OP pic and the nudes; apples and oranges, or should I say oranges in an old sock
You're a moron
Then why post in the thread moron? Not every thread is for you personally you self absorbed zoomer retard.
Courage is having mournful tits, yet getting nude anyway - John Wayne
I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it. - John Wayne
Mandatory
she got implants recently
no c'mon please tell me it's not true
She's one of the few women I'd say is totally justified in getting her titta done. I mean did you see them before?
Her?
>Aged like hummus on the dash of a garage truck.
I'd still bang, but think of her from season 3 AD
Imagine the smell
Women are so nasty, only good for child birth. I'd rather jerk it to clean, smooth anime girls
She looks like she smells bad
heinous
Why did American teens/women start adopting this trashy aesthetic??
I started noticing it a lot around 2014 and now it seems like it's become the norm.
It's always revolted me even when I was a horny young teenager it still felt wrong to me
It is un-feminist to be attractive. All zoomers have to follow CURRENT THING at all times and feminism is part of CURRENT THING.
Grim
I would start off by licking the dark parts around her legs
what the fuck is wrong with the skin around her crotch? why has it aged 30 years more than the rest of her skin?
>shaved head
>tattoos
>scrawny, frail and loose skin from a plant-based diet
>gutter mouth
God liberalism ruins so many beautiful young women.
Yeah, there's probably a girl on the planet with worse tits.
>34yrs old
jesus christ unless you've had 10 kids and over the age 45 those tits are unacceptable
That was like 5 or 6 years ago too, she was still in her 20s.
Good lord.
grim
Tied with Maggie Gyllenhaal and that one picture where her tits look like squeeze out toothpaste tubes.
making a tv series about porn and then casting her as the main porn character was a horrible decision
That's funny, I thought she was israeli
Would
Anyone seen that tv show where she starts doing sexual stuff with this married couple, and one day she comes over and the guy starts fucking her, then the wife starts pegging the guy, and after a while the guy says he's getting close and tells the wife to stop but she keeps going, then eventually they all finish and rollover and he's like 'shit, you made me cum inside her' kek
Oh
God those tits are so fucking unfortunate, has she ever worn a goddamn bra?
Still would, begrudgingly
Not wearing bras make boobs turn rotten?
I thought it was the opposite. Being supported like that weakens them over time, causing the sagging. But it could just as easily be that wearing a bra mitigates the drag-down effect of gravity.
Right, women should be doing daily boob strengthening exercises but they're too lazy
Thought that was Ilana Glazer at first.
Bobes!
Mr Garrison tier
Man, Mr Garrison was truly a perfect portrait of homosexuality/transexuality and how ridiculous and sick the whole thing is.
Why are there so many homosexuals responding to this?
I don't see any (besides you, of course), just a couple of desperate, brain-rotted coomers and a bunch of people with taste.
See! I was right. There was indeed probably someone with worse tits.
How many people saw her like this before and during filming and no one stopped her? And no post-production worker did the world a favor either? Amazing. The emperor’s droopy tits. Saddest fucking tits around and look at those hound dog nasolabial folds. Jesus wept.
Holy fucking shit.
Nothing a short trip to Korea can't fix.
You guys know that's photoshopped, right? Her tits are deflated, yes, but nearly that much.
Hi Maggie.
looks like someone popped a hole in blow up doll of elizabeth olsen
ha
>yfw even the fat kid in It had better tits than this
well hello beautiful
I can watch cartel executions while eating, I can't look at this at all
Spectacularly disappointing. And she hasn’t even had kids yikes
Obviously there is the behind the screen complaining about minutiae which I gladly take part in and then there is the real talk, which for me is encompassed by the standards: if I walked past her on the street would I look twice? If I worked with her would I be excited or happy interacting with her because of her looks?
For Sarah Silverman that’s a definite NO on both counts especially since I’ve seen her Semitic Samsung 30" 17.6 Cu. Ft. Top Freezer Refrigerator body nude. Gross.
kids would help fatten them up
sometimes chicks just get a bad dice roll. knew a chick that had pancake saggers by age 16. just unlucky.
We had a very black girl with extremely saggy tits in our school. Everyone called her African Grandma.
Oh
Not even 30 in this pic. How does this shit even happen?
Weight loss and genetics
Weight loss
Ssris and birth control bad diet too much cock
That Egg2025 girl has worse tits.
You'll notice that the girl I mentioned is extremely obese and her youth his holding it all in the right places.
So that's how bad what's-her-real-name's tits are, that it takes a morbidly obese woman to beat her.
i have better looking tits
My mom had better tits and when i was a fat incel i had nice d cups lol
LONDON
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I'm from palm springs (where she's from) and there were a few girls who were her doppelganger out in the desert and would get confused for her, one of whom had the best breasts I've ever seen on a woman. Gravity defying, gigantic, perfect. I still think about them and my good fortune.
The moral of this story is if you like someone but something about them isn't working for you, take the doppelganger pill.
Egg 2025 after surgery moment
Jesus Christ wtf it’s like her body is defective
she really wanted to embody a SAG member
I don't want to get old bros
>gutter mouth
Hey, fuck you
we already find you revolting, there's no need to give us more evidence
For a few seconds I genuinely thought that was Joe Pesci lmao
Saggy? Saggy how?!
who has a scalding hot pipe in their bathroom? lol
People with hot water
no, man. just no. normal people dont live in places where there are just huge exposed pipes in the bathroom that are hot enough to melt plastic in seconds.
Obviously it's an older building since it has exposed pipes in the first place
It's supposed to be inside the wall, anon.
Bitch looks like a cholo gangster with tits
Women are such a meme.
fuck thats an ugly troll straigh from ork goblin land
It's a good thing she got out of that shower on time, she could have got gassed to death.
holy cow, boobies
sarah silverman
Looks better clothed than naked
You dorks would say literally every woman on the planet is disappointing while nude except the top 0.05%, 11/10s who have had every plastic surgery available. Sarah looks fine and better than most women you'll see in your day to day life. If you're looking at her and saying "ewww she's so gross and disappointing" then you're saying worse about every woman you see in person. Therefore your idiotic opinion is worthless.
struck a nerve with miss flapjack over here, gents
You hold us to practically unachievable standards. Welcome to our world.
>who have had every plastic surgery available
I've never known a single man who likes plastic surgery. That's 100% women.
Lower your tone, hole.
Ive p&d'd better looking girls
You have no idea what youre talking about
Sex scenes and nude scenes are just pointless in film and only exists to have nude scenes which are also pointless. I'm glad Hollywood is finally realizing nobody wants to see them
fuck off, low test homosexual
That reminds me, in the Body Snatchers remake from '93 with Meg Tilly, her character has a nude scene. Except it's completely obvious that it's a body double.
romance scenes are pointless and for women
if you're going to shoehorn that filler into a guy's film, you need to give the guy something, and that's tits
>Shoot outs and car chases are just pointless in film and only exists to have gun and car scenes which are also pointless. I'm glad Hollywood is finally realizing nobody wants to see them
>Musical numbers are just pointless in film and only exists to have singing scenes which are also pointless. I'm glad Hollywood is finally realizing nobody wants to see them
>Practical effects and CGI are just pointless in film and only exists to have aliens and dinosaurs which are also pointless. I'm glad Hollywood is finally realizing nobody wants to see them
>Scenes that bring characters into conflict are pointless, and only exist to have conflict resolution scenes. I'm glad Follywood is finally realizing that no one wants to see them.
Film is art with a duty to express life experiences, one of the most beautiful of which is sex. It absolutely belongs in film.
That being said there's definitely such a thing as degenerate nudity and humiliation rituals for young women trying to break through.
>Sex is... le beautiful!
"The importance of the aesthetic is acknowledged, but it is also presented as an immature stage. The aesthete is only concerned with his or her personal enjoyment, and because aesthetic pleasure is so fleeting, an aesthete has no solid framework from which to make coherent, consistent choices. Eventually, the pleasures of the aesthetic wear thin, and one must begin seeking the ethical pleasures instead. The ethical life actually offers certain pleasures the aesthetic life cannot."
Art is fucking gay and "art for art's sake" is a philosophical dead end. Grow up.
>because aesthetic pleasure is so fleeting, an aesthete has no solid framework from which to make coherent, consistent choices.
Not required
>Eventually, the pleasures of the aesthetic wear thin, and one must begin seeking the ethical pleasures instead.
Invalid logic. When the pleasures of the aesthetic wear thin, the pleasures of another aesthetic can not only be sought, they very often naturally present themselves without the volition of the aesthete.
>no solid framework from which to make coherent, consistent choices
>Not required
Muh moral nihilism. Such edge wow
>Invalid logic. When the pleasures of the aesthetic wear thin, the pleasures of another aesthetic can not only be sought
Shit reading comprehension. >hurr durr I'm sure tired of eating snickers all day and jacking off with my right hand. Maybe today I'll eat skittles and jack off with my left hand. Maybe I'll try to suck my own dick.
I don't subscribe to an ideology, if you want to label it "nihilism" that's a you problem, but what I said is objectively true. And my reading comprehension is fine, you even proved it for me. This was too easy.
>I don't subscribe to an ideology
You read the wikipedia page about Max Stirner.
>if you want to label it "nihilism" that's a you problem
moral nihilism is not the same thing as nihilism, dumb dumb.
>Middle Eastern
>brunette
>big tits
>kinda dumb
100% my type. Oh to be her cousin
Don't forget freckles
Dormer on GOT
Yea. That was disappointing. Not as bad though.
Came to post this. I was a dormer simp until I saw the pancakes. I’d still marry her but she’d have to wear a bra in bed.
They're nothing special but don't cross into "bad" territory. Alia Shawkat's are bad.
she stopped being cute in season 2. who the fuck was looking forward to her nude scene?
Hope this ends the debate: any actress that gets naked for our pleasure, is a great actress! Especially, when they know their booba are trash.
If you wanna talk shit, go after an actress that won't get naked for us.
>go after an actress that won't get naked for us.
Brie Larson
To be fair, Brie had leaks. But unlike Shawkat, she also had plastic surgery to fix her booba. Ironically, now that they're "perfect", Brie won't get nude because she wants her paypigs to keep thinking she's the only actress with real breasts in Hollywood.
>>Brie Larson
aka Dehydrated Lizard
It's not like anyone wants to see that vegan hag with fake tits naked in the first place.
Fair enough point. Trash tits wouldn't stop me from fucking a chick IRL. I'd gladly fuck Shawkat (from behind).
>Has there ever been a more disappointing nude scene than hers?
Two words: flap jacks
Real question: Do you guys know that breasts get bigger and smaller depending on like periods and hormones and women shit and this happens constantly?
If your gender is going to be an absolute cunt about being ridiculously picky about men, then us men reserve the right to make fun of your nasty ass tits.
I have a big ol dick n balls I just managed to have a girlfriend once
My condolences
Keep coping, you'll need it once you hit around 30.
My wife’s get bigger and much more firm, taut and tender as her period nears.
But it’s not like they alternate from shit cans to nice breasts every month like you are implying.
I never meant that I just saw a bunch of anons who seemed to think was a static thing and wanted to share my wisdom. I never fucking knew about this shit in my virgin days either.
IWNBAW no matter how much you wish I was, fag
Bros . . .
There's so many actresses that I remember being like "Man I'd like to see them naked" because they're hot in a show or movie, but then in reality they're just saggy and weird.
Almost all of the old TV sci-fi women are like this, but there's probably a million I can't name off the top of my head.
I think the general point is; Some girls are hired specifically to get their tits out on TV or in movies, and thus they're going to be the ones that actually look good. But most actresses are just hired for their face and their "skill", and they're never meant to be out of costume so they can do fuckery with push-up bras and tape and other things. Eventually, some of these women will go on to take a "mature" role where they get naked, and it's fucking miserable.
I remember being so dissapointed when I found out Jenna-Liouse Coleman had pancake tits. I'd still cum on her face though.
These are fine, what's the issue.
>t. Incel who wonders why girls aren't interested in him, why he can't get laid, and why 90% of women are ugly
i thought maggie gyllenhaal was pretty cute in "stranger than fiction,' but 'sherry baby' ruined that
whats wrong with these tits? they look fine to me
The porn addicts of this board have never seen real tits. All they know are fake, silicone spheres and say any natural women's breasts are ugly and disgusting unless she's a teenager
That’s true. I have seen your mom’s tits, and they look like this
, real tits from a real woman.
leave Brie Larson alone!
>say any natural women's breasts are ugly and disgusting unless she's a teenager
Maybe, just maybe, 90% of women don’t take care of their bodies and their tits really are ugly and disgusting
What does taking care of your body have to do with your tits?
>All they know are fake, silicone spheres and say any natural women's breasts are ugly
what possesses these homosexuals to dis on real women and troon out anyway, is it the fluoride in the water?
I have seen many many tits in real life, ranging the gamut from beautiful to mournful, and the tits of Maggie Gynohole Alia Shawkat are both bad. Also I hate the spherical porn star tits look and think that looks bad as well.
The perfect ones are the nicely shaped perkers.
Not flat, but just big enough so you have something to grab on to.
I agree.
I remember being so confused during the warriors that this was considered a "10/10 bombshell that could rip a gang apart with her looks", but then i remembered it was the 70s and this was as good as it got.
Hot back then was the hottest in your geographical area. 5's could dominate in the right contexts.
They're fine shape wise, nothing special but not awful. The issue is they're situation too vertically low on her torso, causing an uncanny look where they're not saggy but still appear so. My paint skills aren't great, but they need to be higher, a bit more like picrel.
Kek how old are you? Women's tits come in all shapes, sizes and locations on the chest. That doesn't make them bad nor that high up location being the only good, acceptable one
31, and hers are too low.
>Women's tits come in all shapes, sizes and locations on the chest.
And hers look bad. I know more than you.
>31 y/o virgin thinks tits should grow directly out of the collarbone
Fucking lmao
>31 y/o virgin
Where? I'm very experienced. I know where good tits begin and end. I didn't say anything about the collarbone. Having to exaggerate my argument so much proves you're dumb and wrong (this embarrasses you).
And I thought my tits were bad.
Hi 🙂 how are you?
M O U R N F U L
What's up television and film, do you remember when mousefu from Game of Thrones got her tits out? What impact did it have on you?
>mousefu from Game of Thrones
Who?
smirkfu sorry
looked a bit mousey though didn't she
> The twerking whore from Olive Garden
So who was the famous actor that shaved her muff before plowing her?
Brad Pitt and he didn't shave it
That tall girl in that 70s show, her tits always loomed 10/10. Then I saw them later in some movie or whatever.. Don't do it.
w00ws
mmm so sexy and pale!
Both their tits are too saggy. 0/10 wouldn't bang.
I have a sneaking suspicion you're that dude whining about how all the hikikomoris on her have unrealistic standards, and now you're astroturfing this in here just to support your incorrect assertion. I could be wrong but.
This is an 11/10 in bongland, such a depressing island.
When you consider how absurdly low her bodyfat is, it's incredible that they're even that big
thats not absurdly low bodyfat
Fuck being friendzoned by an Amazon tho jfc how frustrating
Who?
you mean that girl who's always looked frumpy and bloated had a lackluster nude scene? No way!
Wait, she get her tits out? The combo X-Men and Mad Men made her perfect in 2010's
>he doesn't know
https://www.aznude.com/j/januaryjones.html
Scroll down to "Sweetwater". They're not bad, they're just "you wish they were better give how hot she is" tier.
Jokes on you, I love saggy tits.
Same my moms only get hotter
Not nude, but disappointing body
She's had that weird distended belly look for a while now.
There's a pic from the same set where it seems like an alien was going to get out from her abdomen.
Man this thread makes me wish i was gay
I just can't believe these delusional fags ITT who throw an apoplectic fit if they ever see a woman that isn't a disgusting plastic botoxed up abomination porn-star ot a 10/10 0.000000001% hottie movie star.
I mean, I know that most people here don't have any meaningful human contact but come the fuck on.
it's not just the looks, it's the bullshit as well
i cant wait till artificial wombs are commonplace and we can exterminate all women
>the le bullshit
No, you are just delusional fags.
That's not what's happening here. The ONLY unrealistic opinions in this thread up to the point of your comment are that Halle Berry and January Jones have bad tits. Everything else is spot on. You're a roastie or a homosexual.
She looks like that chick
Ironically this chick has great tits.
>this chick has great tits.
No, she's just fat.
They know it. They made a whole episode about them getting together and having sex and ilana thought it was too weird since it was like having sex with herself, but alia liked that part
The nude scene that killed Cinemaphile
Yes, because once you've seen literal perfection, you'll be forever chasing it.
>I can't believe this girl that always looked like she had a-cup tits actually had a-cup tits.
Wouldn't really call it a 'disappointment'
One of the most powerful DFC on the planet you're a moron if you disagree.
Hunter Schafer's inevitable nude scene
>Hunter Schafer
Great tits > Great ass > Bad ass >>>>>>>> SHIT >>>>>>>>>>>>> Bad tits
well, i dont think i find average women attractive... its over
most girls are hot and fuckable when they're young.
You need to have pretty good, healthy genes or have an easy , wealthy life (which also indicates healthy genes since socioeconomic status is correlated with high IQ genes which are correlated with good health) to still be hot and sexy when you're in your late 20s and 30s and 40s
How is she so cute bros?
You have deep racial memories of getting that look when your ancestors arrived during the crusades if you're a Euro or descended from them.
If you're not shes a ligher skinned version of the curly haired girls of your people anyway.
How bad does your gaming chair smell?
btw to the wrongfags in this thread, I'm closing it and won't read your bad arguments which always fail. Cry! 🙂
Alia made her sex movie and titled it Duck Butter after the stink when you have sex too much without showering. That girl is kinky and a bit gross. Still would