Man that fight where the gypsie manhandled 3 Z's by punching them and stabbing them with his butterfly knife was so fricking intense, loved every second of it. I still think OP's is better tho.
Call me crazy but the final fight in The Last Duel actually made me sweat, i couldn't believe it was happening while i was watching it. Now i can't think of a better 1 v 1 melee fight, maybe Spiderman vs Green Goblin ? Or vs Doc Ock on the train, those were great too
I like this fight, but its biggest issue is the context. The movie is frickin' boring and I could give a shit who wins. Waste of an otherwise good choreographer.
English is weird. ''Book'' is a strange and ill fitting term there.
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's 15,000 lines and homer got v& years ago
just call it a fricking book
2 years ago
Anonymous
The poem in total is 15k lines. What he was describing - called books there - aren't really books but apparently are called that anyway.
Whether it can be written down in a book is not the point. It can be stored on a hard drive or lasered onto an asteroid. A book is just a way of arranging paper, and one that didn't exist in Homeric times.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Its called an ΕΠΟΣ in greek(Epic in English), its a specific form of story passed down from bard to bard meant to be recited over comfy campfires as a poem, accompanied by a musical instrument.
T.Greek
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ευχαριστώ. The "book" thing where it doesn't mean a literal book also done with the Biblical canon in English.
for some reason this reminds me of some Hamlet movie I watched years ago, where the final fight had the two armoured opponents ineffectually whacking swords against each other's chestpieces
Mexico is a country not a people
and it is even younger than the US
2 years ago
Anonymous
>uses picture of Aztecs >Mexico isn't a people
2 years ago
Anonymous
there are people who live within the borders of Mexico who identify as Mayan
are they LARPing?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>missing the point
2 years ago
Anonymous
please elaborate then
2 years ago
Anonymous
The name Mexico comes from the native name of the Aztec people. People with actual Aztec (Mexica) heritage are a large part of the modern population of the country, hence their use of the name. Americans stealing it is cringe.
2 years ago
Anonymous
checked
how are Americans stealing the name of Mexico?
and weren't the Aztecs just one of the many tribes in the area?
like the Incas, they just happened to be the ones on top when the Spanish showed up
2 years ago
Anonymous
North America isn't only the United States, moronic landscaper.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah bro, when he said American he clearly meant to include Mexico, Canada, and Greenland.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Don't forget Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, Suriname, Uruguay and Venezuela
That's America too
REMINDER these people sacrificed children for their silly sky-god. children bones were found in the pits where they threw the bodies. the bones has signs of trauma. there are etchings which depict children crying on religious sites in mesoamerica. it was believed the the pain of the child was proportional to the reward for the sacrifice. so not only did they kill kids, they tortured them first.
whites didn't do this. browns did.
reject modernity, embrace tradition
all stone age peoples, regardless of pigmentation, killed babies
infanticide is a basic human tradition
some hunter gatherers would snuff up to half their children, mostly girls
years were measured differently back then, and translated into modern time, their "116 years" comes to about three and a half months.
still a long time, but not the century-long ordeal people might imagine it to be.
https://allthatsinteresting.com/medieval-year-length
Imagine shit like this in modern movies/tv. Think Daisey or that ugly c**t in RoP could learn choreography like this? Or even modern choreographers could plan all this without cutting every second?
27 days to film
last couple minutes is almost entirely CGI but still holds up
it will never be topped for sheer bombast, cinematography, choreography, or clarity.
Troy was shitty. This fight in particular was goofy as frick, like they had some jazz choreographer write it. Although the scene early on where Achilles and Patroclus were dance-flirt-fighting in robes was fricking moronic and was one of the many things that destroyed the tone of the movie.
Like, either do a grounded film about the bronze age military conflict that inspired the book, fine. But lay off the fricking hair conditioner and spray tans and dance-fighting.
Alternatively, do the whole gods-and-prophecies magical epic and let people look and act larger than life.
Don't jerk off in the middle!
Did you watch this? Because the entire video is him pointing out dumb shit in the fight and then saying "I guess it's because it's in the movie."
Not that I give a flying frick about your real dad's youtube opinions, dumbass?
Yeah I watched it but you didn't. Those are all nitpicks because his expertise causes him to be autistic about it. He says so himself you effeminate uptalker.
Literally tell me the time mark you think he is saying that any part of the fight looks real.
You should beat yourself to death as a warning to other oxygen thieves.
yes
That one James Bond movie with Brosnan and the North Korean dude.
die another day? or was that chinese
Every fight in The Raid is better than this
Man that fight where the gypsie manhandled 3 Z's by punching them and stabbing them with his butterfly knife was so fricking intense, loved every second of it. I still think OP's is better tho.
They went on forever. One of them should of been knocked out except it just keeps going.
for what purpose?
The idea is that he has strengthened himself with chi so the attack isn't doing anything.
what a nice idea, I'm sure it works great for his semen producers, but I guess 'excessive chakra use' has probably drained his balls
>in b4 u
meh
Rocky vs Drago was bettter
I always check out the background. It's so jarring
Yeah it's hard to direct believable chaos I guess.
>throw punches
MUH HERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO
BATMAN IS THE BEST I LOVE THE FIGHT SCENE
That's a big fight.
Jackie Chan would btfo both these homosexuals
GoT the hound vs brienne of tarth was pretty good. Many such cases
Unironically Clegane vs. Beric is one of the best fights ever filmed.
Aggravating Courageous Airedale Terrier?
No.
it doesn't even the top the fights from the movie it was trying to bank on
Call me crazy but the final fight in The Last Duel actually made me sweat, i couldn't believe it was happening while i was watching it. Now i can't think of a better 1 v 1 melee fight, maybe Spiderman vs Green Goblin ? Or vs Doc Ock on the train, those were great too
thoughts?
>Potop
good film. do you watch it every Christmas?
I watch it and fire&sword every year or two.
Soon I will force myself to watch colonel wolodyjowskis film
very kino
It wasn't nearly as bad as the fight scenes in most action films, but Hong Kong films from the 1970s-1990s have better ones
RIP
no
I like this fight, but its biggest issue is the context. The movie is frickin' boring and I could give a shit who wins. Waste of an otherwise good choreographer.
It's basically an Achiles knob slob flick but enjoyable when you insert as brad pitt.
daily reminder that in the book, hector runs three laps around the city walls trying to run away from achilles
does the kid unceramonially put a sword in him? Seems fair game but he's acting a bit like a puss.
It isn't a book
weird, I definitely read it in a book
Books hadn't been invented when it was first written down, and it is widely accepted to have existed for long time even before that
semantics
English is weird. ''Book'' is a strange and ill fitting term there.
it's 15,000 lines and homer got v& years ago
just call it a fricking book
The poem in total is 15k lines. What he was describing - called books there - aren't really books but apparently are called that anyway.
Whether it can be written down in a book is not the point. It can be stored on a hard drive or lasered onto an asteroid. A book is just a way of arranging paper, and one that didn't exist in Homeric times.
Its called an ΕΠΟΣ in greek(Epic in English), its a specific form of story passed down from bard to bard meant to be recited over comfy campfires as a poem, accompanied by a musical instrument.
T.Greek
Ευχαριστώ. The "book" thing where it doesn't mean a literal book also done with the Biblical canon in English.
yes, it is
who wants to read a book length poem?
>prose translation
kys
Dont be pedantic.
awwww baby’s first big boy word
have a nice day, facts aren’t pedantic
now shoo shoo back to plebbit
Dilate.
frenchbros...
This movie is dogshit.
nah it was pretty decent, great for Netflix standards even
it had the most realistic knight fights
Why subtitles?
used to make bad webms in the past, too lazy to re-make them
wrastling!
Why would anyone bring a sword to fight someone in such heavy armor? Bring a fricking mace and actually do some damage.
for some reason this reminds me of some Hamlet movie I watched years ago, where the final fight had the two armoured opponents ineffectually whacking swords against each other's chestpieces
macbeth*
Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends
>swordfight vs plate armor and chainmail
>wrestling in an armor
>punching into plates
>not using blunt weapons vs metal armors
The most optimal way for you to live your life it to touch grass yet that also doesn't happen does it?
>t-touch grass
nice argument you got there, chud.
You replied to the wrong post, you're looking for
moronation happens to the best of us.
its a kino you homosexual
man I fricking hate being american and having zero medieval or middle ages history.
>hundred years war
>it's actually 116 years
>zero medieval or middle ages history.
wat?
I'm talking mcdonalds american
we've only been around since 1776
1607
That's Mexico
last time I looked at a map, Mexico was in North America
Mexicans are North Americans
>Americans steal heritage even from Mexicans
Mexico is a country not a people
and it is even younger than the US
>uses picture of Aztecs
>Mexico isn't a people
there are people who live within the borders of Mexico who identify as Mayan
are they LARPing?
>missing the point
please elaborate then
The name Mexico comes from the native name of the Aztec people. People with actual Aztec (Mexica) heritage are a large part of the modern population of the country, hence their use of the name. Americans stealing it is cringe.
checked
how are Americans stealing the name of Mexico?
and weren't the Aztecs just one of the many tribes in the area?
like the Incas, they just happened to be the ones on top when the Spanish showed up
North America isn't only the United States, moronic landscaper.
Yeah bro, when he said American he clearly meant to include Mexico, Canada, and Greenland.
Don't forget Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru, Suriname, Uruguay and Venezuela
That's America too
REMINDER these people sacrificed children for their silly sky-god. children bones were found in the pits where they threw the bodies. the bones has signs of trauma. there are etchings which depict children crying on religious sites in mesoamerica. it was believed the the pain of the child was proportional to the reward for the sacrifice. so not only did they kill kids, they tortured them first.
whites didn't do this. browns did.
they haven't changed, just look at how their cartels behave.
reject modernity, embrace tradition
all stone age peoples, regardless of pigmentation, killed babies
infanticide is a basic human tradition
some hunter gatherers would snuff up to half their children, mostly girls
you will always be a subhuman, and what you wish to be inflicted upon others will be done unto you before your time is done in this earth.
>>>/x/
1 in 5 children
ONE
IN
FIVE
CHILDREN
WERE
FRICKING
SACRIFICED
AND LEFTURDS DEIFY THESE SATANIC FRICKING SAVAGES FOR DECADES NOW
leftists are mentally ill and ignorant. do not hate them, but educate them.
if they are too dumb to be educated, they must be put to the sword.
Sounds pretty kino I say bring it back
>REMINDER these people sacrificed children for their silly sky-god
t. circumcised at birth
Speak for yourself, I'm intact. I don't come from a line of subhumans.
have sex incel
You could've just said you were non-white.
>he thinks you have to be mutilated to be white
open your mind mutt, there's a whole world out there beyond your mangled member.
years were measured differently back then, and translated into modern time, their "116 years" comes to about three and a half months.
still a long time, but not the century-long ordeal people might imagine it to be.
https://allthatsinteresting.com/medieval-year-length
>man I fricking hate being american
Lol you’re not american you fricking vassal
On the other hand I ABSOLUTELY ABHOR BEING A FRICKING SCHIZOPHRENIC israelite. ITS THE WORST. RAT FACED AND CONNIVING AS HELL. TRULY SATAN’S MINION.
I was a judge for my town's best smelling 2 stroke competition three years in a row
why didn't he finish himself like with honor and just let his men do it?
Beneath him
he has no honor respecting a fellow royal
That scene was so fricking dumb.
Because they would have ransomed the guy instead of establishing a shitty precedent of killing nobles.
Source me up
>le postmodern realistic medieval complete setting with gray filter and dirt
Hard pass, bro
This is why I don't watch modern shit. Everything is so dark and ugly.
Yes, Kakashi vs Obito
Trained and choreographed by world champion swordsman Peter diamond who also trained errol flynn and worked on highlander
Such an awesome scene
Imagine shit like this in modern movies/tv. Think Daisey or that ugly c**t in RoP could learn choreography like this? Or even modern choreographers could plan all this without cutting every second?
Tony Jaa is a fricking god.
the fist fight in They Live is just two dudes kicking the shit out of each other. it's always been one of my favorite fights.
Kino
Masterpiece.
Matrix Reloaded has the best fight scenes committed to film.
27 days to film
last couple minutes is almost entirely CGI but still holds up
it will never be topped for sheer bombast, cinematography, choreography, or clarity.
WRONG
The coolest hat in film
The first battle at Thermopylae in 300 is superior in style, execution, and pacing
It was never top.
Forgot my link.
I'm thinking it's kino. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wStCRCVwFo
>blocks you're path
Yes.
Troy was shitty. This fight in particular was goofy as frick, like they had some jazz choreographer write it. Although the scene early on where Achilles and Patroclus were dance-flirt-fighting in robes was fricking moronic and was one of the many things that destroyed the tone of the movie.
Like, either do a grounded film about the bronze age military conflict that inspired the book, fine. But lay off the fricking hair conditioner and spray tans and dance-fighting.
Alternatively, do the whole gods-and-prophecies magical epic and let people look and act larger than life.
Don't jerk off in the middle!
Goofy? Hema expert praises it: https://youtu.be/4t-QxiXGbeY
Did you watch this? Because the entire video is him pointing out dumb shit in the fight and then saying "I guess it's because it's in the movie."
Not that I give a flying frick about your real dad's youtube opinions, dumbass?
Yeah I watched it but you didn't. Those are all nitpicks because his expertise causes him to be autistic about it. He says so himself you effeminate uptalker.
Literally tell me the time mark you think he is saying that any part of the fight looks real.
You should beat yourself to death as a warning to other oxygen thieves.
>Literally
Stopped reading right there. Downvoted.
the fight scene in the original old boy was pretty good. they made something similar in the daredevil series a few times