>hates your kino and destroys it financially

>hates your kino and destroys it financially
Why did he do it bros?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was envious of true artists because all he could do was jaw away about movies

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He loved Friday the 13th Part 2 though:

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because oil drillers are as much of a scourge as coal burners are.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put your heart and soul into a movie
    >your magnum opus
    >proto-redditor film reviewer trashes it for no good reason
    >bombs
    >go bankrupt
    >end up changing careers
    >20 years later that reviewer gets a horrific disfiguring disease
    >dies miserably after suffering for years
    >his smile and optimism: restored

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Critics are the very embodiment of pseuds. As shown in F for Fake, "experts" in the arts don't actually know shit from their own ass

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      second post I've seen directly referencing Oingo Boingo today

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what was the first one?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          not telling

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you dont believe what you write
            >YOURE AN IMPOSTER

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some anon made a thread about why Blood Meridian/McCarthy's works in general can't be well adapted to film because of the latent incoherence in his writing. In so posting he made a reference to the incoherence in Matthew Barney's works and said something about Oingo Boingo therein.
          >Films about deliberate incoherence exist - see the "works" of superhack Matthew Barney, for example - but celluloid masturbation for the sake of beating its methamphetamine-injected penis to Oingo Boingo and ejaculating swizzle sauce, can only be done on a small scale. The film must be representative of something intensely-personal to its creator, in order for it to "succeed" - for lack of a better word.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            thank you chat-gpt

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick you homosexual, I'm not a bot. That's just how I type/write. I also went to the archives to find the exact quote but now I wish I hadn't

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was a compliment bro...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a real human, anon. Don't disconnect me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                show breasts

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry anon, I'm afraid I can't do that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what a digital dummy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's god telling you to put on Nothing to Fear

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    REAL LIFE JAWLESS MAN

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    boring homosexual with shit taste

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looked like an elderly paedophile from England.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can just say Englishman next time, we'd understand

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got lynched so often it was funny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and now look who has the last laugh
      >IF YOUUUU CAN BELIEVE IT

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the nurse whose job it is to ream out his throat hole
    I SPENT TWO YEARS IN COMMUNITY COLLEGE FOR THIS?!

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was too fragile to allow any kino to make his jaw drop

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone talks about roger ebert but they never mention gene siskel

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He generally had pretty good opinions though. He could find something to like in the high art movies as well as the lowbrow ones.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he made a real big mistake when he talked bad about Vincent..he regretted that mistake….

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