>have massive amounts of fan support again thanks to the Mando and Fett
>Have massive hype from bringing back the two biggest actors from the prequels
>Decide to shit all over by inserting a terrible actress and expecting people to ignore it because she is a sheboon.
Nah. We aren't going to ignore that she emotes like a ten year old and admits she doesn't give a fuck about stat wars.
>Has the best Darth Vader actor and refuses to use him
>Lets make some diverse "inquisitors" that nobody wants on any level to pad out our increasing degrading story.
Who is to blame?
as a warhammer40k nerd. i feel sorry for starwars nerds.
They are coming for you next if they can
>They are coming for you next if they can
kek
From 2017 the main characters are Saint Celestine and Greyfax, and you have shit like this too, the fuck are you talking about?
Keep coping, brother.
>coping
you can add Yvraine too.
>Noooo, a recurring named female character from the most cucked race in the setting aaaa.
Anything else? Unless there's a magical 180 and the no girls allowed turbomen will stop being the most popular army by far, nothing will ever change.
Thats coomer bait too, idiot
wrong
>wrong
Compelling counterargument. I'm convinced
gays don't get counterarguments
>Doesn't recognize the blatantly obvious embedded fetish in sexy battle nuns, sexy alien 'advisors', and women in sexy nazi uniforms
I'm sorry, who's the gay here?
>Saint Celestine and Greyfax
That's not diversity, that's coomer bait
Don't dare think you're above those garden gnome mitts, they'll rape the shit out of your franchise, series, fantasy world no matter the cost
I hope you dont 3d print your own models goyim
RUMAO!
OH NO NO NO
>how do we make our grimdark idea-stealing franchise safe and accessible for gay children?
Will never understand this sort of trend where at about 10 I was reading 3e Dark Eldar and Guard's codex and didn't need some sort of kid self-insert.
warhammer40k is actively being converged as we speak
>warhammer40k
is slowly invaded by trannies, you will face the same fate.
The whole franchise is sexless overall, unless you count the horrifying fuck demons. So if they want to inject gay shit, they'll have to do it with the fuck demon faction. Which, at that point, who gives a shit?
Isn’t everything being invaded by the ill minded trannies and shit?
40k is already full of chuds. as soon as they began dark millenium, it was over. primaris marines are cucks, have no foibles. space marines are now subprime retards compared to them, on tabletop and lore. legacy of the primarchs and the heresy is all gone. legit, guilliman is in control of the imperium - its over.
Post models
>chud cuck cuck chud aaargh
Schizo
>legacy of the primarchs and the heresy is all gone
Nah.
He said, while crying into his Rey bodypillow.
I would never buy a Rey body pillow. Padme or Ahsoka though...
lol
Tic-toc, /tg/fag. Tic-toc.
The smug pieces of shit behind this wouldn't even tolerate the smell in a games workshop, let alone interacting with the kind of fat incel who's actually in there.
let's be fair, half of those fat incels are now fat chuds
You're really in no position to do that. Warhammer is mega cringe and something you outgrow past the age of 20 as it is incredibly infantile in its "edginess". If you haven't, it speaks volumes as it is the definition of stunted manchild franchise.
Why? WH40k has the exact same issues.
>as a warhammer40k nerd. i feel sorry for starwars nerds.
in wh40k one of the new characters is a priest that wears a cock cage and has an electro shock dildo up his ass at all times
lmao it's always unabashed overt lefties who are the worst ppl to know irl
>you are not welcome here because we are tolerant
>checkmate bigot
Theyll fuck up 40k too bro given time
anything that becomes too popular is doomed to be destroyed by normies
it is the curse of all media
You have no place to talk lmao, gnomish paint and pozzed shit.
Nah m8, geedubs is too technologically deficient to be run by anyone as clever as ze Juden
Keep seething, brother.
Space Muhreens soooo powerrrfullll kill thousands of enemies bare hands
Fantasy was best. Think I’ll start a Dwarf army. Love the got rid of the movement plates.
40k has been in the same position since 2016 at the latest when it started getting super popular and they realized this is another male centric interest that needs to be crushed. If you didn't realize this years ago you are fucking retarded
Ok schizo
At least the game still has its hobbyist angle, but don't pretend GW hasn't been busily trying to market to muslims and children.
At least you can paint them whatever colour you want. Part of me wonders if they blew up the warhammer world, so in fantasy they could have black sigmar warriors and shit without being "OH THEY ARE FROM THE SOUTHLANDS"
I appreciate your sympathies. It's been hard. May your IP never fall under the control of the garden gnomes.
I can't wait until some garden gnome gets a hold of the right to make a movie about that universe
They're already trying. Eisenhorn series is in development hell because there's too much weird shit in it try and explain to a normie audience. 40k saved by it's own autistically elaborate lore
As someone who's desk is currently covered in hundreds of dollars worth of high elves and CSM I feel sorry for you.
Imagine unironically refering to yourself as a warhammer40k nerd. Yikes.
Aren't they already pozzing up your franchise?
Why do I get this feeling that this shit is coordinated? Nobody gave a shit when fanboys shat on Jake Lloyd and Jar Jar's actor until decades later. This Obiwan show isn't even over yet and you already have people defending some literally who actress from "hate." It reminds me of how all the actors and Disney executives were defending Rose Tico because of a few mean comments on Instagram.
It’s called marketing. These fuckers know they can drum up controversy easily by simply casting a black person then acting like this person is receiving non-stop racist abuse, even if there is zero evidence of it. Whatever generates headlines.
You trannies complain about her everyday. How is it not happening
>it's trannies complaining about an ugly and useless niggress character
What are you trying to do here disney shill?
>even if there is zero evidence of it.
ell there's evidence, just a couple people and Disney acting like its a large group of racist
Because the fanboy hate for Lloyd and Best has been severely over exaggerated in recent years, by woke/progressive/sjw cunts to try and make fans look bad to deflect criticism of the steaming pile of shit they made.
Sure Lloyd and Best copped shit from fans, but most of that shit was fans talking amongst themselves or on fan websites/comment sections, it wasn't the direct and personal attacks that the cunts try to claim it was now days. And even then, the worst of it came from non-fans and the from the media; Jake Lloyd was predominantly bullied by classmates (because kids are cunts) and still attended SW conventions up until shortly before he went full schitzo. Ahmed Best was labeled a racist and attacked by the media until he was suicidal. One of the things that helped him overcome it was going to conventions and meeting fans, who he described as the best people in the world.
Because All these new characters unlike Jar Jar, are made solely to shove feminist propaganda down the fans throat. They go through all the race swaps to call you a racist when you point out their feminist anti male writing.
Fucking scizo leftypol. There is no coordinated anti Disney “campaign.” We irganically decided we hate it.
Jake Lloyd was bullied by his classmates. Ahmed Best was adult internet user that happened to read various fan forums at the time. He willingly continued to expose himself for that shit.
>Why do I get this feeling that this shit is coordinated?
Given that both the studio and the actress launched double broadsides against racism before the FIRST FUCKING EPISODE came out, your feelings are prolly correct. At first I was dismayed. I was like wait... uh... what? I'm not racist. Star Wars fans are zealots, but they're not racist either. The fuck...? Why are you preemptively sucking the enjoyment out of something by accusing me of something before I even get to see it?
And that is what all leftist agitprop is intended to do -- backfoot you and have you standing there second-guessing yourself while they scream and rant and do as they please. I can't remember the last time they cranked up The Narrative this quickly since female Ghostbusters though.
Meanwhile, in the real world....
it's shit and they know it's shit. the crying racism campaign masks that.
they seeded the narrative before it even aired. They're deflecting criticism with it, shutting down potential criticism, don't like it? you raciss and they're guilting some of the more søyed into watching it.
Blacks are such a useful weapon for garden gnomes, it’s incredible. And they’re so stupid and narcissistic, they love that position.
the pr version of operation get behind the darkies
>few mean comments on Instagram
>multiple videos trashing the actress and burning/cutting Rose dolls
>tfw Jar Jars actor got bullied so bad he almost killed himself
>Why do I get this feeling that this shit is coordinated?
Because it is. Disney has done this several times now, it's smart marketing, it makes it socially impossible to criticize their product, and makes retards think they're rosa parks for consuming the product. Redditors are so stupid that they actually believe this stuff. They thought TLJ was being review bombed by Russian FSB bots.
It IS planned. Kathleen makes demands to make an extremely unlikable character, and then they sacrifice some loud mouth token actor to take the role. When she/he inevitably rubs audience the wrong way; Kathleen has some ammo to use against the fanbase.
They are trying to replace the real fans, with this phantom audience that doesn't give a shit about Star Wars, just WHAMEN POWER
>We
you mean chuds?
>Has the best Darth Vader actor
Haiden Christensen is the best Darth Vader actor? You are absolutely delusional, he is far worse at acting than Moses Ingram.
Dilate
I missed Hayden's scowl tbh
One scene of him staring as a hallucination has more emotional weight than anything Moses has done the entire show with nearly the third screentime of the main character.
Last line was too much. Tone it down just a bit please.
>all inquisitors are ugly, scary looking
>other inquisitor costumes require copious amounts of makeup to make them repulsive looking
>sheboon is just a moron
What did Yidsney mean by this?
This deserves its own thread. Im refreshing the catalogue right after this post.
>Who is to blame?
Kathleen Kennedy, as always.
How is she a terrible actress?
She can't properly emote or project emotion. She is just sneering and loud like how an average person would try to act "mean" . If you pulled some random idiot off the street they could convince you better than this bitch that she lives in this situation.
Shes just an angry, slobbering woman that immediately takes you out of the fake reality they are trying to create when she opens her retard mouth.
How are you here and not know this?
>implies Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett are good
>wants Darth Vader
>reddit spacing
Yep, it's a Rogue One manchild
actually i like rogue one and the original trilogy but none of the nuevo star wars except 2 of those anime shorts
>They bet the farm on this show for Disney+
>Top Gun and Stranger Things 4 stealing hype away...
QUICK! HIT THE NU-kular 2016 GHOStBUSTERs OpTiON it WerKeD for ThEm
>Identity politics war to drum up easily manipulated twits into posting about something they dont even watch
Manufactured attacks to generate publicity? Impossible!
Disneysisters, we did it! Kenobi is now the most talked about release of the summer!
This is some
>Amazon's Wheel of Time the most streamed show!***
>* = on the Amazon platform
>** = only during this one specific week
These are not real. We already know it’s just you coping. The show is attracting a lot of viewership why are you lying
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
oh no no no no no no no
%3ARevolution
Stars Wars: Revenge of Francis of the Filth
>Decide to shit all over by inserting a terrible actress and expecting people to ignore it because she is a sheboon.
You accuse disney of making up a controversy about racism in the same sentence where you use the phrase "sheboon" to disparage the actress's race.
Yes.
As noble whites we must defend black nignogs because they can't just ignore anonymous troll comments like everyone else on the internet
Yes.
Pretty based of him ngl
>episode 4
>tatooine again
>empty desert
>air starts shimmering
>out of thin emptiness a familiar pistol barrel appears
>theme hits in
>mandos beskar is blinding under hot twin suns of ol' tatooine
>"your new skills are something, kid"
>baby yoda jumps out of portal with a flip and lands in a puff of dust
>he cutely struggles to keep a balance
show is saved
>>Luke, did I ever tell you about the time Lord Vader, or Darth as I call him, reunited with me for the first time since his fall to the dark side? It was back when he was not a learner but also not yet a master. When he finally catched up with me after I skillfully evaded him 3 times in a row, he dragged my decrepit body over inflamed combustible crystals to give me a taste of the same suffering I inflicted on him. You see, back when we were even gooder friend than we are now, I dismembered him and left him to burn alive in an act of gracious Jedi mercy, and he wanted to pay me back in full. Luckily my Jedi robes did not instantly combust like his did back in the days, as I had learned from the experience and prepared for this exact scenario by regularly dousing my costume with eopie’s urine (Look it up Luke, it’s on wookiepedia). Despite covering my torso and shoulder with third degree burns, my hands, face and other visible parts of my body were spared despite being millimeters away from the flaming combustible. Otherwise you would be looking at the same scarred and disfigured face I gave good old Darth. However my sacrifice was not in vain, as your sister that I had just rescued managed to escape for 3 minutes before being caught again. (She would soon forget my existence and only refer to me as her father’s friend that she never met) Luckily a good friend I had just met and already forgotten about saved me by shooting one random stormtrooper out of a dozen. Despite having a multitude of options presented to him to get me back into his hands and get his long awaited opportunity for revenge, Darth just stood there and let me go. It was all in good fun after all, there was no need to take it further. I would soon meet him again in a later episode of Kenobi of Disney + (he was still not a learner but not yet a master).
You know Luke, despite having experienced your Fathe… I mean Darth’s cruelty first hand, both by the torture he inflicted on me and by his ruthless choking of children to get me to show myself, I would still grant him my full forgiveness and eternal life in a second if the chance presented itself. Why you ask? Why because he was a good friend.
'How old are you?
>was literally present when she and her twin brother were delivered
>watched Luke grow up
>knows exactly how old he is
>asks Leia how old she is
god dammit
i was worried to all hell this show would suffer from bad writing, i still can't even comprehend if it's worse than I thought but the more I think about it the worse it gets
>Darth just stood there and let me go
this shit right here
such contrived bullshit
This makes the bug/robot/assassin/bounty hunter pasta seem sensible
>bug/robot/assassin/bounty hunter pasta
Lmao someone post it again please
Should have just used the second sister. Get your diversity points for casting a poo and she's atleast better looking than what we got.
Unfortunately she's been dead for 5 years. Survivor takes place around the same time as Obi-wan show.
Her design was so sexy too
>Just copying Scene 38 reimagined and pretend not be in creative bankrupt
Yeah no.
>Ey yoo wooden boy Fairy Lives Matter muhfuga!!
Just stop watching it, stop giving them money.
OP here - I sailed the seas to watch - i do not support disney in any way
She trained at the Yale school of drama. Not a shit actress, she just doesn't fit into the star wars universe. Her acting style just doesn't work; sounds too urban America if that makes sense.
You fuckers deserve to be killed by a army of LGBTQ+IA ma’am’s for believing Mando and Boba Fett weren’t cucked the whole time.
It’s time you cry. It’s time you bleed. It’s time you hurt. Your opinion is invalid and you’re invalid. Stfu because you don’t get to talk about a black queen like that when you supported the previous cucked shit. I’m done with your racism. Any more racism from you and that’s it
I gave up on Mando the second I saw baby yeed. Boba Fett was just pathetic.
As a Cobra Kai fan I feel sorry for Star Wars nerds
Feels like every scene has to have a 50/50 ratio of men and women is really jarring. I’m talking about everything after Disney bought it and Kenobi seems to be more of the same in that regard.
every single character acts and speaks in such an incompetent way, fucking astounding
but then again, I don't think adults are the target audience for this stuff, as usual it's mainly aimed at children so that they'll grow and consume sw in their adulthood, just like their parents before them
Moron. It's not about a space wizard being acting and speaking in an incredible or strange way. Of course they do.
Can you make it believable?
She cannot.
I’m watching the first episode of obi wan and she’s fucking awful
Stuff as a board tbh
You guys are making me wanna watch this to see how bad it is
After listening to Fuentes’ long form reviews of each episode, I honestly want to check it out too for the same reason.
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1531652700605140993?s=20
lol, she's better than Leia from the OG, and most female actresses in Star Wars
OP here. I don't mind the leia character, though I'd prefer she was older and not so smug - it's not too cringe.
ESG
I FUCKING HATE moronS!!
hint of racism in this post lads
He truly speaks for all of humanity. We’re approaching unprecedented levels of global moron fatigue.
>says racist things
>Disney points that shit out
>"you're hating on fans, Disney!"
The eternal chud.
Yes, they take advantage of reality then attempt to shame and guilt anyone who notices. But it doesn’t work anymore. Everyone hates you.
>Everyone hates you
Meanwhile Obi Wan breaks audience records and increases Star Wars viewership. It's almost like if chuds aren't the target audience, hmmm
They pulled a bait and switch, like they have with every other project. Hiding the baby Leia storyline and the negress from all marketing, the nig only being in the last trailer. At least be honest with your shilling and shitposting.
This is the most textbook shill response. How embarrassing.
They should honestly just hire random posters from this board to do their shilling. We'd single handedly improve their bottom line better than their entire PR department.
>The eternal chud.
>Kenobi+ aka The Last Jedi II: Jake Kenobi
>A Disney Subscription App Content
The show broke audience records on Disney+. Stay mad.
>Star Wars is dead, says desperate chud for the 3833874th time
>millions of fans tune in just to see some Kinobi
>subverted by making beloved main character a bitch, annoying untalented morons and delusional girl bosses written by childless gnomish women
Disney operating consistently and according to plan.
>tripled viewership of Star Wars content after its debut
It's over for Star Wars, nobody will ever care about it again!
Disney released the first two episodes together then promotes the total as singular ratings.
Jake Kenobi is the prequel for The Last Jedi.
Cucks everywhere are rejoicing
reminder that guy has a gf and /misc/ racist chuds dont
Seriously tho what is that thing on his face?
IS THAT A FUCKING moron APE ON MY PHONE/COMPUTER/IPAD/TELEVISION!!
>Who is to blame?
https://vocaroo.com/hnqi40NGJS9
based and funkpilled
comfy jingle
It's funny how Indira Varma shows up and is instantly likable and watchable because she's a good fucking actress. I was really glad to see her because the other new people stink.
Plus she's attractive and I want to have her force my face into sweaty ass cheeks
>good fucking actress
racist dog whistle
Why are racists usually okay with good actors, but dislike unattractive, untalented actors?
Most black actors either under act and are total voids of charisma, or over act and over emote to the point of being unintentionally comedic. Both are offputting. I can’t think of a good black actor besides Morgan Freeman, who’s been phoning it in since Seven and playing the same wise old black man character ever since. Who are some good black actors and what should I watch to see this?
Because they're infinitely less of an eyesore obviously. Most racists love to fantasize about colonizing an ebony qts insides as well, so that helps alot
Boba fett is even worse than obi wan though
They prematurely ejaculated the Vader fight scene into the third episode, pretty sure it's all downhill from here. Could easily land worse than Boba Fett
> they expected something decent from gay Disney
> they still think Star Wars is alive
just let it die. once it stops being profitable, disney will discard it and someone else will buy it
THEN we can ask for a true revival
i mean if power rangers of all things managed to escape and might even be good one day, imagine getting back the Expanded Universe
but for that to happen you gotta let it die first
I told you stupid fucks to stop watching after Mandalorian Season 1, but nobody listened to me. Disney needed a show good enough to justify getting normoids to subscribe to disney+. That has come and gone, and now the mouse is laying fat turds on your pillow again.
what a disgusting moron
the show is such fucking dogshit I don't even care about the moron ape
get ready for the chasing-Leia scene set up for the beginning of ep4
Shit character. God awful actress. The Dracula inquisitor was way cooler.
ATTENTION /misc/!
DISNEY HATES STAR WARS FANS!
DISNEY WILL SHIT ON STAR WARS FANS AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY!
THEY KNOW THEY CAN RUB SHIT IN YOUR FACE ALL DAY LONG AND YOU'LL KEEP BUYING IT!
the problem is the WRITING. the bad writing and casting her are symptoms of the same disease
ME HARDIES THERE'S A moron ON THE PORT BOUGH!! MAN THE CANNONS, BLAST THE moron!!! YARRR THEY'RE GETTING ABOARD THE SHIP! YARRR CHOP THEIR HEAD OFF WITH THEIR CUTLASSES! FEED 'ER TO THE FUCKIN SHAAAARRRKSS!!!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT ARMY AND WE FUCKIN' OBLITERATE moronS!!! WE'RE THE PETER MUSKRAT LEGION AND WE CHEW THROUGH A moronS BRAIN LIKE ITS A LOG OF WOOD! WE USE moronS LIMBS TO MAKEA DAM! FUCK moronS!!!!!!! FUCK moronS!!!!!! FUCK moronS!!!!! YEAAARGH!!!!!
>admits she doesn't give a fuck about stat wars.
I don't give a fuck either, so it sounds pretty good tbh. I will now watch your show. Thanks for the rec OP
Is this the first time you gays have experienced this? In other 'hobbies' this shit happens all the time. It's been going on in vidya for a decade.
I honestly can't wait when she beats Darth Vader by twerking him to death.