>Have no friends
>purchase advance tickets to Top Gun in IMAX with reserved seating while nobody else has purchased tickets yet for that time slot
>reserve back middle seat
>check seating again
>FOUR PEOPLE SCHEDULED TO SIT IN FRONT OF ME
Did they purposely reserve those seats to make fun of me, guys? Should I cancel my ticket?
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They just want you to have some company 🙂
YOU GET
WHAT YOU FRICKING DESERVE
It's over
are seats not staggered? are you short?
reorder this one you idiot
Back row is where the magic happens.
This is the best choice. But OP is probably an autist so he wants a quick way out.
I would far rathet have someone sit in front of my than have someone behind me kicking my seat
holy shit I should just make a python script that takes advantage of the temporary 15 minute hold when checking out tickets to prevent people from ever buying a ticket. Do you think they would ban me?
meant for
>pays for IMAX
>sits as far from the screen as possible
Why?
>what is field of view
Bring beans.
how about some officially licensed grapes instead?
screwed up with that disney tag. Change it to Sony
you picked a middle seat what the frick did you expect. pick a side seat in the front if you want to avoid people.
do people really watch movies looking diagonally?
only way to fly
kick their seats for the duration of the movie
>wheelchair seats in the top row
How are they supposed to get up there?
>his kinoplex doesn't have escalators
if it's like mine, they have doors at the top.
they're gays they're going to be doing gay shit the whole time while you have to sit and watch
not bad seats, not bad at all
You got morb'd
should have bought the handicappable seats anon
no one bothers the handicappable seats
The true patrician way of watching in cinemas is to sit at the very front row. That way, you’re the first person in the entire theatre to receive the images. The plebs behind you will only get your left-overs.
going to do this next time
enjoy the headache and only watching half the bottom screen
enjoy your image sloppy seconds
theyre just seething
based and moby dick pilled
I might have done this with my brother as a kid i only remember it was awful
I went ot see Frozen in a completely empty theater at 10 AM on monday
yes, my friends and I will film you watching the movie
Hi, Tom Cruise here, you shouldn't feel bad about being alone while watching Top Gun: Maverick, this movie will be a worthy experience whether you watch it alone, with your friends or with your special someone.
We are given the chance to return to our normal lives now, meeting strangers at the cinema, seeing their faces... it shouldn't be a bother for you, it should be a chance to see other people's reactions to this incredible movie.
Tom Cruise.
Thanks Tom for taking the time to post here in our humble community. Together we are building a unique space for like minded individuals to share their love of film. Fly high friend, see you on the big screen!
>Anonymous
Thanks TC you are my hero!
Hey Tom, David Miscavige here. Glad to see you out there putting in a good word for your movie, you know we love you to succeed, but, if you wouldn’t mind, can you try to promote the Church a bit more?
I hate this reserve seating shit
>it's an anon has narcissism despite the fact no one cares about him at all episode
brb booking the seat next to you
Some one else book the other seat. lets surround this homosexual
What the FRICK somebody just reserved a seat right next to me
i think they like you anon 🙂
told you id do it.
another anon is about to book the other.
Weve both seen it so we will be discussing each scene throughout.
You're gonna get laid, stop complaining
I guess you'll be sharing more than popcorn bro 😉
theater will be full anyways. doesnt matter
Be careful, there’s probably a lot of psycho stalkers on Cinemaphile.
HACKERS ON STEROIDS
you're going to make a friend 🙂
>he doesn't sit all the way in the front with his feet up
ngmi
> Have no friends
"On your left....Cinemaphile "
That's what you get for not reserving every seat in a one seat buffer around you homosexual
Doesn't everyone do this so they have a chair to use as a table for their lobster platter?
You're "back there with the morons" anyway, they don't care.
Anon, you could have had the best seat in the theater.
I got this back to front when I ordered tickets and ended up in 2nd front row lol, it was kind of good anyway though having no one in front of you, it doesnt matter so much in the IMAX where you sit
>pick seat in middle of theatre because it's the best viewing point
>get upset and confused when others do the same
Best of luck to you OP in this tribulation you call life.
It seems to be a successful movie. Were you expecting an empty theater?
waht did you expect you dumb ass homosexual. if you're going alone, sit in an unassuming seat to the sides of the theater
why? i order the middle dont care bout some normies kek
AHH THE NORMIE CATTLE ARE GONNA.... LOOK AT ME FUNNY AIEEEEEEEEEE
reserve the seat next to you, wear a suit and cry like a baby for the entire movie. when someone asks you to stop say that you're missing your dad's funeral to see this and he was supposed to be there to see top gun maverick. if they ask for your name say that you're val kilmer jr problem solved.
>not wearing a diaper and pooping yourself so people move away from you and the smell
Kek I like that they have spots in the back for drooling morons
I reserve the seat closest to the front so I can sit backwards and watch everyone else the whole time. It greatly disturbs the theatergoers but I need to make sure they're safe and can enjoy the movie.
>live in Ukraine
>a shopping mall near me has a theater that shows Maverick
>rumor is army is catching men in malls to draft fow war
Would it be ironic if I go to the frontline because I watned to watch a military movie?
it would be worth buying a wheelchair if you go to the movies regularly