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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAVE SEX ACCEPT
    POOP MY PANTS I SPEND A SPENT
    POOP MY PANTS MY TAN A TEN
    HAVE SEX ACCEPT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This and Binley Mega Chippy were 2022 kino memes

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Here's the thing about adultery... I am not asked to clean

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POOP MY ANSWER YES
    POOP MY PANTS A TEN
    POOP MY PANTS AGAIN

    HAVEEE SEEEX

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the entire film could maintain this level of stupid ir would have been a major hit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Leto was the "It's Morbin Time" character from the memes, up against a villain with the power of HAVE SEX, it would have been an unironic kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t know if a movie could maintain that level of nonsense without getting to self aware

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they did it without doing the Joss Whedon "heh heh isn't this stupid folks' type of humor than it would have been a great film

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it wouldnt because capeshitters expect a serious Morbius movie. It would have been a cult classic though

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Morbin' time

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You were told to stop posting this ugly homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you cant be that mad for a bit of morb posting

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is he shirtless?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        would you have sex with your shirt on?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was time to morb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always lose it at the lackluster leg kick. Sony's film division is truly run by morons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for my probation to end so I can send this to my ex gf.mykwp

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The "have sex" song is actually really good. I listened to the rest of the album by the artist but sadly it was the only one with this kind of atmospheric beat

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would capeshit like this get terrible reviews but other marvel shit which is just as moronic get glowing reviews?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you can't tell why Morbius is of a much lower quality, you're the moronic one, friend

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really enjoyed Morbius. It was puzzling because capeshit movies usually just bore me. I'm relieved to discover it's simply because I'm moronic, I feared that I had become one of those obnoxious contrarian homosexuals.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FALAFEL FALAFEL

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of my friends described morbius as a bollywood movie with white people

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Sony super hero movies so experimental and bizarre?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont look up how much money the movie made despite being meme'd to death, quite weird isnt it?

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