This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
Some fag at school thought I looked like Owen Wilson.
One time I was told I look like a cross between Brad Pitt/Leo DiCaprio.
When I had long hair it was 'you look EXACTLY like Brad Pitt from Interview with the Vampire'.
I've been told I look similar to young Leo DiCaprio a few times. I don't think I do.
So I don't know. Not going to act like I don't appreciate the compliments.
No, but apparently I look like the associate pastor at a nearby megachurch. Sometimes when I'm out shopping, people will say hi and I'll have to tell them that I'm not Pastor Rick. Everyone is pretty lowkey and friendly about it.
bongs are the ugliest people on the fucking planet bar none, everyone knows this and nobody even contests this. Germans are also ugly but not uglier than the French. The difference is that french girls aren't as fat and this tricks people into thinking they look better than Germans.
Not much point in comparing 3/10 french girls to 4/10 german girls though.
There was even some statistical data from dating apps to support the hypothesis that British people are the ugliest
1 year ago
Anonymous
that is a lie. Women like English men so much.
They like the Brads; the distinguished suited intellectual.
They like the Craigs, the low live gangstas. I mean compare the average white chav to a buck toothed red neck freak.
They like the Colins who have arm tattoos and yell at the football.
They like the SEX-core Deanos too
1 year ago
Anonymous
No the dating statistics showed that british people were ignored by non-brits. Non-brits rejected british the people the most out of all people, showing that people legitimately think brits look uglier on average.
Brits have a closed dating pool because non-brits refuse to date british people. British women prefer brirish men because they are the most rejected women in the world.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Ahaha, the issue is that you are saying British. English master race.
Also you have no evidence
1 year ago
Anonymous
That's probably fake and I hate bongs with a passion, but they self-segregate and don't mingle with foreigners when they're abroad on vacation, they have their own bars, nightclubs etc. where they refuse entry to non-Brits.
>bongs are the ugliest people on the fucking planet bar none, everyone knows this and nobody even contests this
Smelly third worlder detected, I'll colonise your bussy.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm from western europe and live in a country that is frequented by british tourists. I can tell at a glance if they are british, Men are fat, bald and short. Women have fucked up teeth, fat, try to dress up despite being an abomination etc.
1 year ago
Anonymous
poortugal counts as 3rd world as well
1 year ago
Anonymous
I live in Amsterdam, The Netherlands you retard.
1 year ago
Anonymous
so basically a germoid but taller
you're the ugly one buddy
1 year ago
Anonymous
If you throw 100 people in the same room and one brit everyone can recognize the brit. You're also the first british person ever to deny that brits are the ugliest people. Most just inherently accept it for the obvious truth it is.
1 year ago
Anonymous
British "people" honestly don't look human, they look like some creature wearing a skin suit.
>voor nu
Foreigners aren't suddenly going to become rich enough to afford living here.
1 year ago
Anonymous
but more of them will keep coming, and everyone knows how much amsterdam just like every capital in the world likes to suck off foreigners since they feel they are world citizens rather than part of a nation.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>He believes that shit
Sure more of them are coming, not my problem they all move into poor people suburbs places like Almere or the outskirts of Amsterdam like Bijlmer, West, Oost. Rich Dutch people live in isolated parts of the city disconnected from the rest.
Amsterdam is essentially segregated based on wealth. It just so happens that that corresponds almost perfectly with race. So places like oud-zuid are entirely white.
I support mass immigration into this country, it brings the cost of labor down and only bothers poor people, not my problem what happens to your poor ass.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>not my problem
eventually it will be
1 year ago
Anonymous
Nope I'll be dead by then, not my problem what happens after I'm gone.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I hope your offspring gets raped you vvd cunt. This NIMBY mentality is the dead of this country.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm sorry
1 year ago
Anonymous
Don't worry I live in the rich 100% white area.
1 year ago
Anonymous
British people are ugly as fuck no doubt but using tourists as a source isn't fair tbh.
t. american transient
>bongs are the ugliest people on the fucking planet bar none
their underclass certainly are, no one argues this
their middle class and richer can be very attractive.
the underclass just outnumbers the rest by a large amount
Ugliest?? Have you seen Black Women, South American Native Women, Abo Women, South East Asian Women, South Asian Women or Middle Eastern Women???
Not talking about the attractive upper class ones or the ones who are literally .01% of the population, but White Women are far and away the most attractive human beings on planet Earth. I live in Torquay and every brown girl and Black girl looks at the insanely gorgeous to them, but average to us White girls with absolute jealousy.
White Women have absolutely nothing offer than their beauty, which is why White Men have been so driven to impress them in the past, creating the Ancient and the Modern world as we know it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Not talking about the attractive upper class ones or the ones who are literally .01% of the population
By this I meant the ones from the non-White races I mentioned.
This cute they/them lesbian girl (obviously crazy but still hot) told me I looked like pic related. She also told me I was "funny" after I did a Ben impression so it wasn't totally humiliating.
Since then I've grown a moustache and now people just tell me I "look Spanish"
Yeah I know. I live in Australia so we have more Spaniards than Mexicans. I'm part wog and I also speak a bit of Spanish (student) so people often ask me "are you Spanish? You look Spanish..."
Some boomer told me i look like mark wahlberg. In school some people said i look like the blonde guy from the butterfly efect. When i was a cashier some chicks asked me if i was Chris Hemsworth's brother the way he looked from the first thor movie with shoulder length blonde hair. None of these people look similar lol
I had a girl tell me i look like Beavis and Butt-Head one time. I told her that's two people and she said whatever. I think she was just trying to get my attention, I've always gotten compliments on my looks and get a decent amount of female attention. Only other celebrity type I've been compared to that i can recall is Peyton Manning
I dont really get compared to anything
really thats hwo you know you're just plainfully mediocre. Not ugly enough to be hollywood material, not attractive enough to be hollywood material, just plain mid. Not even hollywood mid. Which just makes it mediocre.
When I was a teen who refused to cut my hair off people said I looked like blake from Workaholics, but that was mainly the hair.
Oh, also one time at work this one really hot milf co-worker said I looked like someone, but I was zoned out and not really paying attention, another person was like "no way... you know what maybe I could see it if he got more in shape" and when I asked who they all just laughed and the guy who said no way was like "Not going to say but trust me take it as a compliment".
Really wish I knew who the fuck it was
I've been told I look like christian bale from an ex girlfriend and her whole family. I knew that couldn't possibly be true but at least I was apparently pretty handsome.
ive never seen anyone on the internet or in real life that looks like me, makes me feel especially outcast, i assume the pairing of my parents is an uncommon genetic combination
someone once told me I look like "that guy who played Batman," and I had no idea if he meant Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, or Christian Bale. Then a few years later someone completely different said I look like Christian Bale. At the time I didn't see it myself, but now I think I could probably get away with being his stunt double.
I used to get told I looked like Keifer Sutherland in my youth. I always hoped that as I got older, I'd look like the mature Keifer, or even his cool as fuck dad. Sadly as the years passed, I realised I was heading more towards Black Francis after a cheeseburger binge.
i once used Winona Ryder photo from Edward Scissorhands as my avatar on facebook and one person legitimately thought it's me. I had long hair then and she assumed i dyed it blonde. i'm a man
my bros used to call me Bear Grylls and make jokes about me eating bugs and all kinds of shit (which I totally haven't). This was until I grew a pathetic goatee beard. Now they just say I look like a goat.
a handful of people said i look exactly like an actor from hbo's six feet under. but i've never watched thatt show, and i have no idea who they're talking about.i hope that actor is hot and gets lots of ladies.
for one short year-long period I looked autistically like how harry potter was portrayed and I still don't know why people though that
I didn't think I looked similar, but people kept trying to make me wear round glasses
My mum unironically said I looked like I was related to Reinhard Heydrich and she began obsessively checking my family tree for a week. We're not even German, and I don't think I look like him that much, we just have similar facial-structure and eyes.
Hes literally me, also if you want to get a good mustache quit being a gay and trimming it its gonna suck for a while till its long enough youll be fine with a wet lip
When I was clean shaven or had stubble people said I looked like current Superman. Grew my hair out and grew a beard and they say I love like current Aquaman.
Helps to also be tall and care about my body.
Captcha: MANS0
I'm bald and I work out. I have been compared to every bald and buff actor on the planet, even if I don't like anything like them, amongst bruce willis and vin diesel. my little sister called me johnny sins a couple of times during holidays, and when I asked her who he was (I fucking know), she became all touchy with my chest and arms and went "wouldn't you like to know". older sister replied cold-faced "he does porn" and little sister starts angrily hitting me then fucking off to her room.
I hate them so much
Back when I was 18, i worked at a movie theater, I was told I looked like all kinds of dudes
Neil Patrick Harris
Tom Cruise
Johnny bravo
Jimmy neutron
Patrick Swayze
I can assure you I look like none of those people, I was just a decent looking kid, so everyone would just try to compare to to people
No I'm just ugly in an unremarkable way
bump
Oiled hands
Zucchini
You know you want to post it
sauce? sounds hot
Here's a teaser here:
bags of sand
How does one have a prostate orgasm?
oh lol I found it. for anyone wondering google Colette Tatou Milking Alfredo ~ Ratatouille ~ By SalaciousCarnival
people tell me I look like timothee chalamet which is unfortunate because I think he looks like a gay
Everyone always tells me I look just like this
where did you get this picture of me
Get rid of the zoomer perm then
So... you're a duck in a zoot suit?
No, he's a cuck in a doot suit.
A cuck in duck suck?
I don't remember posting this, and yet how else could there be a picture of me?
how did you get this picture of me?
Literally me.
fuck off, moron
He cute
this is me!
I will also post that this looks like me (although it actually doesn’t.)
You must be one fly-ass Black
unbelievably based
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
Stop posting this fucking picture of me or I'm going to call the cops, you moron.
Some fag at school thought I looked like Owen Wilson.
One time I was told I look like a cross between Brad Pitt/Leo DiCaprio.
When I had long hair it was 'you look EXACTLY like Brad Pitt from Interview with the Vampire'.
I've been told I look similar to young Leo DiCaprio a few times. I don't think I do.
So I don't know. Not going to act like I don't appreciate the compliments.
But brad Pitt and leo d look nothing alike
No, but apparently I look like the associate pastor at a nearby megachurch. Sometimes when I'm out shopping, people will say hi and I'll have to tell them that I'm not Pastor Rick. Everyone is pretty lowkey and friendly about it.
kek you should ask for shopping "donations"
Yeah I've been told I look like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky
pic related
Sam Hyde?
>wow anon, you look just like Sloth from the Goonies
how do you react?
>Wow you're just like Sheldon!
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
no
Do french women really look like this?
yeah, actually
how do you know that?
first hand experience
Yes: Source, I'm European (French women are the ugliest women in western europe, UK doesn't count because they aren't even human)
>I'm European
every euro knows that germoids are the ugliest, followed-up bu bongs
bongs are the ugliest people on the fucking planet bar none, everyone knows this and nobody even contests this. Germans are also ugly but not uglier than the French. The difference is that french girls aren't as fat and this tricks people into thinking they look better than Germans.
Not much point in comparing 3/10 french girls to 4/10 german girls though.
ugliest white people.
you can't in good faith say there's any race uglier than sub-saharan africans or aboriginals
what about Indians
white americans
Cope
White Americans are (mostly) either overweight or "White".
post face
you won't
You first
You won't
There was even some statistical data from dating apps to support the hypothesis that British people are the ugliest
that is a lie. Women like English men so much.
They like the Brads; the distinguished suited intellectual.
They like the Craigs, the low live gangstas. I mean compare the average white chav to a buck toothed red neck freak.
They like the Colins who have arm tattoos and yell at the football.
They like the SEX-core Deanos too
No the dating statistics showed that british people were ignored by non-brits. Non-brits rejected british the people the most out of all people, showing that people legitimately think brits look uglier on average.
Brits have a closed dating pool because non-brits refuse to date british people. British women prefer brirish men because they are the most rejected women in the world.
Ahaha, the issue is that you are saying British. English master race.
Also you have no evidence
That's probably fake and I hate bongs with a passion, but they self-segregate and don't mingle with foreigners when they're abroad on vacation, they have their own bars, nightclubs etc. where they refuse entry to non-Brits.
>bongs are the ugliest people on the fucking planet bar none, everyone knows this and nobody even contests this
Smelly third worlder detected, I'll colonise your bussy.
I'm from western europe and live in a country that is frequented by british tourists. I can tell at a glance if they are british, Men are fat, bald and short. Women have fucked up teeth, fat, try to dress up despite being an abomination etc.
poortugal counts as 3rd world as well
I live in Amsterdam, The Netherlands you retard.
so basically a germoid but taller
you're the ugly one buddy
If you throw 100 people in the same room and one brit everyone can recognize the brit. You're also the first british person ever to deny that brits are the ugliest people. Most just inherently accept it for the obvious truth it is.
British "people" honestly don't look human, they look like some creature wearing a skin suit.
ei makker, wat zijn jullie mongolen of zo?
Zijn ze toch allemaal in A'dam?
>100% white
voor nu
>voor nu
Foreigners aren't suddenly going to become rich enough to afford living here.
but more of them will keep coming, and everyone knows how much amsterdam just like every capital in the world likes to suck off foreigners since they feel they are world citizens rather than part of a nation.
>He believes that shit
Sure more of them are coming, not my problem they all move into poor people suburbs places like Almere or the outskirts of Amsterdam like Bijlmer, West, Oost. Rich Dutch people live in isolated parts of the city disconnected from the rest.
Amsterdam is essentially segregated based on wealth. It just so happens that that corresponds almost perfectly with race. So places like oud-zuid are entirely white.
I support mass immigration into this country, it brings the cost of labor down and only bothers poor people, not my problem what happens to your poor ass.
>not my problem
eventually it will be
Nope I'll be dead by then, not my problem what happens after I'm gone.
I hope your offspring gets raped you vvd cunt. This NIMBY mentality is the dead of this country.
I'm sorry
Don't worry I live in the rich 100% white area.
British people are ugly as fuck no doubt but using tourists as a source isn't fair tbh.
t. american transient
How come England produces either 10/10s or 1/10s (more of the latter)?
10/10s descent from norman invaders, the rest from saxo-celto-aboriginals
Every English person is partially descended from Normans.
Thanks for the info, I could not figure how goblins in Daily Mail exposes could be from the same stock as the really hot ones
Our class system is more like a caste system
>bongs are the ugliest people on the fucking planet bar none
their underclass certainly are, no one argues this
their middle class and richer can be very attractive.
the underclass just outnumbers the rest by a large amount
pretty sure abbos
Guess the hands that typed this post.
The purest of Scandinavian white, it's only natural for Nord overlords to looks down on their former briton slaves.
mutt spotted
mad paki gay kek
aboriginals are the worst, then somalians, then muslims, then indians, then garden gnomes
>muslims
You mean arabs? Muslims are not a race.
their women are for sure
Ugliest?? Have you seen Black Women, South American Native Women, Abo Women, South East Asian Women, South Asian Women or Middle Eastern Women???
Not talking about the attractive upper class ones or the ones who are literally .01% of the population, but White Women are far and away the most attractive human beings on planet Earth. I live in Torquay and every brown girl and Black girl looks at the insanely gorgeous to them, but average to us White girls with absolute jealousy.
White Women have absolutely nothing offer than their beauty, which is why White Men have been so driven to impress them in the past, creating the Ancient and the Modern world as we know it.
>Not talking about the attractive upper class ones or the ones who are literally .01% of the population
By this I meant the ones from the non-White races I mentioned.
Woman the ugliest whites, sure, but not the men, not even close paki boy.
germoids are ugly in different ways
bongs are just one standard
>French women are the ugliest women in western europe
You're a homosexual, anon
Get the fuck back in the vat, Hans
>UK doesn't count because they aren't even human)
how do i get beautiful french wife like this
start shoving rodents in your hat until one of them makes you good at something
Parle français
Dont they hate broken french?
Not if you’re pretty, je crois
what does it feel like bros
Like taking an uncomfortably large shit in reverse I guess
I had a prostate orgasm this morning and my balls still hurt
bag of salty coins
>That's very cool Bateman, but that's nothing, look at this...
>>THAT is really nice.
>Spyro Subway Sub. What do ya think?
Jason momoa for me
he should really get a haircut or consider a change of occupation
I got stopped more than once to be told I looked like Ferris Bueller. Even now at 24 I look like him when I clean shave.
Bueller?
OOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAH
BEAUTIFUUUUUL
do u have a gf like his?
me too. that fucker is a murderer tho
Does "you look like what I assume Miami drug lords looked like in the 70s" count?
yeah the agent from that stupid show on HBO, played by Jeremy Piven
He’s based
I've been told I look like The Rock but a little bit bigger
I have been told I look like this fucker numerous times
Do you look like him now?
No but I've been working out recently so maybe in a year or two
cursed
No but I’ve compared a lot to Micheal Jackson with kid snape and Willy wonka being mentioned
I had a girlfriend that look like michael jackson when he was brown
Like this but with more silver hair
hey simon
This cute they/them lesbian girl (obviously crazy but still hot) told me I looked like pic related. She also told me I was "funny" after I did a Ben impression so it wasn't totally humiliating.
Since then I've grown a moustache and now people just tell me I "look Spanish"
Spanish=/=mexican
Yeah I know. I live in Australia so we have more Spaniards than Mexicans. I'm part wog and I also speak a bit of Spanish (student) so people often ask me "are you Spanish? You look Spanish..."
Nice. I was worried you were some sepo trying to pass off people saying his dirty sanchez makes him look like a Hispanic.
A lot of Spaniards are garden gnomes who converted to Catholicism during the Reconquista.
i guess someone down the line fucked a garden gnome because i have this same crypto garden gnome look
I want to watch ratatouille with my robot wife.
Cute!
why does this make me feel like Ryan Gosling angrily throwing a chair?
>tfw no high IQ autistic robot gf
SAUCE?
Boku no Tsuma wa Kanjou ga Nai
Alternative : My Wife Has No Emotion ;
>I'll probably be too old to experience this by the time robot waifus are perfected
absolutely pathetic
I'm going to marry Mina-Chan!
They called me… Seth Rogen…
Racca-coony would stomp this white boi.
based
I get told I look like Aaron Paul, or at least I used to when breaking bad was airing.
I was told I looked like Ross from friends by a girl in high school. Now it'd be like if Ross regularly wore glasses and put on 20-30 pounds.
People tell me I look like Alain Delon all the time. Ugh, so annoying.
>Whoooa, you are just like that guy from Ugly Bastard VII: The Home Invasion!!!
Not mistaken for but I look like this guy except I’m white
I seriously thought that this guy went on to start a Youtube channel by the name of TotalBiscuit after appearing in Dexter.
I also thought that jontron and josh from Drake and Josh were one and the same.
>I also thought that jontron and josh from Drake and Josh were one and the same
...they're not?
I saw a D&J thread a while back that had relatively recent pics of them both. I'd still think otherwise if not for that.
autistic face blindness
he is also white
Someone walked up to me and said,
Some boomer told me i look like mark wahlberg. In school some people said i look like the blonde guy from the butterfly efect. When i was a cashier some chicks asked me if i was Chris Hemsworth's brother the way he looked from the first thor movie with shoulder length blonde hair. None of these people look similar lol
I was once told I looked like this character
Ive gotten Holder from the Killing. Robert Knepper from Prison zbreak. And when i was a wee lil man i got macaulay culkin.
people say I look like James Dean
Release the Darkside album already ya cunt.
is that ariel pink?
<Scottish accent>Not in this life, you don't.</>
cody ko
Max head room
I had a girl tell me i look like Beavis and Butt-Head one time. I told her that's two people and she said whatever. I think she was just trying to get my attention, I've always gotten compliments on my looks and get a decent amount of female attention. Only other celebrity type I've been compared to that i can recall is Peyton Manning
He's literally me
Someone told me I look like him.
Made me want to kill myself.
Nothing like indirectly being told you're hideous.
Wtf. A literal chad, and you're insulted?
Yarp
Take it like a good thing. We girls love this fucking Hound.
>We girls
No, no. He meant it like "Wee! Girls!" Like he's excited that girls are so into the Hound.
if youre tall like he is and broad you can ogremaxx and get some women who wants to be fucked by monsters
Lucy was my nickname as a child because I looked identical to the annoying one from Narnia.
Anon this was a compliment.
Hot.
Ungrateful bastard
He is ugly in a girls love it kind of way, being told you look like a harkonnen would be an ugly compliment
The Hound is the best character in GoT.
I've been told by multiple people I have Paul McCartney's eyes and I really don't know what that means
Prey eyes
literally me
I dont really get compared to anything
really thats hwo you know you're just plainfully mediocre. Not ugly enough to be hollywood material, not attractive enough to be hollywood material, just plain mid. Not even hollywood mid. Which just makes it mediocre.
When I was a teen who refused to cut my hair off people said I looked like blake from Workaholics, but that was mainly the hair.
Oh, also one time at work this one really hot milf co-worker said I looked like someone, but I was zoned out and not really paying attention, another person was like "no way... you know what maybe I could see it if he got more in shape" and when I asked who they all just laughed and the guy who said no way was like "Not going to say but trust me take it as a compliment".
Really wish I knew who the fuck it was
>Not ugly enough to be hollywood material, not attractive enough to be hollywood material
This just makes me realize that hollywood wants the outer ends of the attractive normal distribution. Huh, interesting.
being told i looked like zach galifianakis motivated me to lose 100 lbs
my great grandma has compared me to Hugh Grant and my aunt to a young Alec Guinness
I'm a blond guy and had a mustache around the time narcos season 1 came out, got a few comments.
A Chinaman at the McDonald's in the Tung Fai Building in Shau Kei Wan, Hong Kong once told me I looked like Brad Pitt.
did you twist his arm?
I gave him an indian burn and when leaving I accidentally bumped him with the taxi door
Did he try selling you meth
>Now I admire Cassius Clay, I do
test
I get told I look like Harry Potter a lot.
I've been told I look like christian bale from an ex girlfriend and her whole family. I knew that couldn't possibly be true but at least I was apparently pretty handsome.
People have been saying I look like Hangman from the new top gun movie. I'll take it.
You're getting so fat your knuckles are disappearing.
>fat
Yeah nah.
El americano
You literally have stretch marks but ok
You look more like mang0
Have to say bro you don't look very un-fat here
Mutt
You HAVE to be american to assume you aren't at least overweight. What's your BMI?
Your right shoulder is round. Like an actual curve so smooth it might as well be playing Tokyo drift.
post face
Literally just got back from Costa Rica last night. Post face.
hot
Please spank me sir.
A little kid in an elevator said I looked like spiderman. I told him I was spiderman
Been told I look like Macaulay Culkin
People say I look like Lil Nas X.
I'm white.
People say I look like this
two professors said I look like a young oliver reed
a black guy said I looked like Arnold from conan, a mother and daughter said arnold too
I was told I look like Edward Furlong in T2 a lot when I was younger. Mostly because of the similar hair I guess.
Saddler, you're small time
He's hawt...
I've had two separate people say I look just like Crowley from Supernatural, just younger.
ive never seen anyone on the internet or in real life that looks like me, makes me feel especially outcast, i assume the pairing of my parents is an uncommon genetic combination
>inb4 the zucchini
People say I look like Wolverine, which is cool but that's just because of my hair
Dante from clerks
You're not even supposed to be here.
I was during a wedding thinking i was some actor from an historical tv show. Obviously I wasn't. Sadly was an old woman doing the mistake.
He looks like he enjoys Zuchinnis
In high school when the first avengers movie came out some girl said I looked like him
someone once told me I look like "that guy who played Batman," and I had no idea if he meant Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, or Christian Bale. Then a few years later someone completely different said I look like Christian Bale. At the time I didn't see it myself, but now I think I could probably get away with being his stunt double.
literally me in 8th grade
i started lifting and doing labor jobs
now people call me chris pratt
My mom says I look like Chris Evans with brown hair 🙂
I never even realized that many people saw Ratatouille. Saw it in the theater and it kind of came and went with little fanfare.
A girl I like said I was looking like Casper in human form, she didn't mean that in a nice way of course.
people mistake me for Darth Vader lol
ITT: ugly mfers
I've been told that I look like Jeff goldblum when I wear glasses, that's cool, I like jeff goldblum
someone told me i looked like an even bigger jonah hill from superbad
with my old glasses at least
I don't get told I look like anything, I barely interact with people these days.
#MadAtMorb
Here is a pic of me I get told I look like Robert Deniro a lot.
You know who.
Michael Cera
classic
Ken Cosgrove?
Aaron Staton?
moron you need to go the fuck outside and drown yourself in terminally online zoomer arthoe pussy right goddamn now.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU BOY
johnny pemberton?
Tim B^Uckley?
Bob the child molester?
Ryan Gosling and Tom Felton's illegitimate child.
Kind of has a giovanni ribisi vibe going on
the corpoasshole from Avatar?
Odo
Corner store Bateman?
Security chief what are you doing here
based
like Dano, Goose and Summit1g had a threesome
I used to get told I looked like Keifer Sutherland in my youth. I always hoped that as I got older, I'd look like the mature Keifer, or even his cool as fuck dad. Sadly as the years passed, I realised I was heading more towards Black Francis after a cheeseburger binge.
i have been told by MANY people that i look like james franco
Genuinely was about to post this
Wtf are you me
Was recently told I'd look like Claes in the Northman
I've been called Superman/Clark Kent dozens of times over the years by many different people.
Not a bad comparison tbf.
The lad who played Andy Sugden in Emmerdale
james?
when i was going through metalhead years and was going to festivals i picked up a ton of nerdy chicks because i looked like hagrid lol
ive been told I look like reviewbrah
I hate my life
I would be honoured to be compared to reviewbrah
Bummer.
You should dress like him and start a parody youtube channel. Call yourself critiquedude.
>tfw too below average to look like any celebrity
I got told that I look like Bart Simpson (more than once), because I have no chin.
rip man atleast its funny though
Yeah its funny. I didn't get offended by it. I still plan on doing a surgery to fix my chin tho
i once used Winona Ryder photo from Edward Scissorhands as my avatar on facebook and one person legitimately thought it's me. I had long hair then and she assumed i dyed it blonde. i'm a man
is that good?
Not specifically /misc/, but I get told whenever I have long hair I look like Edge back in the day.
based. I get Thor a lot.. shit I'll take it.
Based fellow vikings. Us long blond hair men are the truest of chads
my bros used to call me Bear Grylls and make jokes about me eating bugs and all kinds of shit (which I totally haven't). This was until I grew a pathetic goatee beard. Now they just say I look like a goat.
Vanessa hudgens and Selena Gomez
a handful of people said i look exactly like an actor from hbo's six feet under. but i've never watched thatt show, and i have no idea who they're talking about.i hope that actor is hot and gets lots of ladies.
Ya I get mistaken for Chris hemsworth all the time
A girl at a Renaissance fair asked to take a picture with me because she said I looked like Heath Ledger (he was already dead by this time)
Post face and then post phone number
this was years ago of course and I look a bit different now
Aged Australian wine.
for one short year-long period I looked autistically like how harry potter was portrayed and I still don't know why people though that
I didn't think I looked similar, but people kept trying to make me wear round glasses
My mum unironically said I looked like I was related to Reinhard Heydrich and she began obsessively checking my family tree for a week. We're not even German, and I don't think I look like him that much, we just have similar facial-structure and eyes.
nobody asked
OP did.
Justin timberlake AND ben affleck, by old women at CVS.
I'm bald btw
Lots of people have told me I look like her and talk like her though
Norbit every fucking time
kek, based
>a television and film character
Not exactly, but when I was in college I was told I looked like Reinhard Heydrich. It is what it is.
A lot of people claim that I look like Ashton Kutcher, probably because of my serious looks at times
Hes literally me, also if you want to get a good mustache quit being a gay and trimming it its gonna suck for a while till its long enough youll be fine with a wet lip
Are you positive you don't look more like pic rel.?
When I was clean shaven or had stubble people said I looked like current Superman. Grew my hair out and grew a beard and they say I love like current Aquaman.
Helps to also be tall and care about my body.
Captcha: MANS0
Before I started shaving my head I got mistaken for Charlie Day two separate times
I get told I look like Keanu all the time. I honestly don't see any resemblance at all but I get it so often that it gives me confidence.
everyone says i look like this gay
Been told I look like Corden on several occassions, much to my chagrin.
He isn't ugly but he's very much overweight and doesn't carry it well with his height
Shia
I'm bald and I work out. I have been compared to every bald and buff actor on the planet, even if I don't like anything like them, amongst bruce willis and vin diesel. my little sister called me johnny sins a couple of times during holidays, and when I asked her who he was (I fucking know), she became all touchy with my chest and arms and went "wouldn't you like to know". older sister replied cold-faced "he does porn" and little sister starts angrily hitting me then fucking off to her room.
I hate them so much
People tell me I look like The Penguin
A girl on the street told me I look like Morbius and asked me to do The Morb for her.
But did you morb?
People used to tell me I looked like the villain in the orange suit from DeHispanicable Me.
I've gotten pic rel and the guy from El dorado
People always told me I looked like John Belushi until I grew my hair out
Don't get old kids.
"You'd look like him if you didn't have the beard."
Micheal Gothard from that one Bond-movie before I gained shitloads of weight
I looked like Mclovin from superbad when I was younger.
wasn't a good time
Guess
when I was a kid people said I looked like Leo in Titanic
now they say I look like Gary Sinese
always get told I'm a big guy and what will happen if it take my mask off
Back when I was 18, i worked at a movie theater, I was told I looked like all kinds of dudes
Neil Patrick Harris
Tom Cruise
Johnny bravo
Jimmy neutron
Patrick Swayze
I can assure you I look like none of those people, I was just a decent looking kid, so everyone would just try to compare to to people