Have you ever met a famous actress irl?
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No. I never wanted to.
I met Björk Gúðmundsdóttir at the corner store once, does that count?
frick yeah it counts
She was just a middle-aged lady shopping for food
>Björk Gúðmundsdóttir
>Gúð
What the frick is wrong with you? Also, stay out of Melabúðin.
>What the frick is wrong with you?
I have brain damage
How do you pronounce her last name phonetically
WHAT DRIVES A MAN TO BE REDUCED TO SUCH ABJECT PUSILLANIMITY?
feminine pulchritude
Fricking have a nice day, nameBlack person
>implying you wouldn't start basedfacing if you saw her irl
>a 6/10 who I only know from brownoid Cinemaphile spam
yes, I’d go nuts
My comment was specifically addressed to him because he's obsessed with her.
shut up cum genesis
ah, cumgenius, the only trip I haven't filtered
I caught Angelina Jolie when she tripped on the set of Maleficent and one time I got a hug from whoever it was that played Luna Lovegood.
Sounds delightful.
One time I met John Stamis at the Chicago Auto show.
I was a kid and did not care much for full house so as he smiled at me me and my sister gave him the stink eye.
This was back when your parents would let two kids roam free at a massive convention center and this was him on his way to a meet and greet event.
His warm up was two kids tell him to scram.
20 years later I met Joe Piscapo.
I said "HEY it's you!"
He said "Hell yeah."
>I met Joe Piscopo
How many times?
That woman is famous?
No I don't leave my home
I wonder if that guy has.
i honestly don't know who that is
guy who played Tuco from breaking bad
unfunny reddit post
ask a reddit question, get a reddit answer
Joan Cusack came into this store I used to work at in Chicago probably about 15 years ago. Even then she looked 100 years old.
I had sex with Scarlett Johansson once
haha fooled you! that was me!
Dang.
So are we both gay or just me?
How was it? Where'd you meet? Tell me sweet lies.
I worked in the costume department. There was a lot of downtime on the first Avengers movie, and her costume was super tight. She kept playfully asking me how her ass looked, and I gave her a couple of friendly spanks. Later she said she was really bored, want to make out.she made it clear we were just going to make out because she didn't want to get in and out of her tight suit. I touched her butt a lot more, even on set. And when we were making out, I managed to brush up her leg to the point of dry humping though while we were kissing until I came in my pants, but she didn't notice.
same thing happened to me so I believe it
frickin kenny in the ass!
Holefug, bro won the lottery
Simon Pegg with testosterone
Sir,thank you.
Man of Culture, witnessed.
I'd have asked her to sit on my face.
I don't like this b***h. Too Stepford wifey, weird American head
you say that like its bad
why is it always this blue background? i'm europoor so i don't know how celebrity conventions work
>europoors can't even afford photography backdrops
lol
damn she actually looks attractive here
must be a photo from 20+ years ago
giwtwm
No hoverhand either
Impressive
He does have very nice teeth, mirin
Woah buddy
can anyone explain, i dont get it
She's smiling in all the others, that last was she can sense he's a psycho.
She was a sterile doll until she met a man that made her feel something and she could no longer bring herself to put on that fake smile.
security
lol, look how smug he looks. He knows what he was doing.
Pissing off women is so fricking funny. They look cute when they're mad.
Call On Me.mp3
I have that exact shirt
these pictures must be older than most people posting here now
No, Cinemaphile is getting older not younger. Average poster here is 30+ millennial men.
ok boomer
xenomorph knees
fug, does this mean us latina transbians have a shot
yjk
Xochitl never goes to cons or takes pics with fans,what a biatch
Burra mouth
damn
mitb
Courtney Thorne Smith a couple years ago. She was doing an ad campaign for my company and came on-site for the kickoff party Marketing did. She looks good for her age.
Looks like Gilbert Gottfried's son
Chairman of the Bored
I hugged Ainsley Harriott once, it was nice
God imagine him singing you a Carribean lullaby every night, no homo, all above board. I just find his face soothing and I enjoy his excitement for limes
Ive met Natalie Portman twice
Once while she was living in Israel and another time when she was eating in the Daikoku restaurant in Mexico with Gael Garcia Bernal
I was on business class on the same flight as Margot Robbie a couple of years ago. She's a 15/10. A literal goddess.
I AM a famous actress in real life.
Then you must have some good stories about meeting other famous actresses. Tell us some.
Please be Amanda Plummer. Please be Amanda Plummer.
nope, whoopi goldberg
Where did your eyebrows go
Hi Maisie
I met the guy who played Biff from Back to the Future like 20 years ago. Nice guy.
I heard that about him.
He does stand up but people think he only has one joke(think one hot wonder band but they have many good albums but only one song is played on the radio) and he has NO problems singing that silly song.
I bumped into Tina Turner in Zurich airport in January 2014
It was late and she was alone and when I tried to casually move closer she ran away. Like literally. But not before I confirmed that it was her.
I also bumped into Wes Anderson in Kyoto September last year.
Same experience. My daughter loves Isle of Dogs and I told her that he was the man that made it but when he realized that we recognized him, he went to hide inside the 7/11 in front of the big Starbucks and didn’t come out until we started walking away
Brie Larson likes to go to the lesbian bar I used to work at.
femanon or do they let dudes work the lesbian bars? did i just find a new dream job?
Lesbian bars are dyke bars anon. It's like a bunch of fat c**ts that look like they're cosplaying as Sons of Anarchy characters or the nail gun broad from the Wire. They fight more often than Black folk in a hot summer.
Not having to flirt with slags for tips sounds frickin based to me.
I have done it and they will still frick you at the end of the night then get weird about it because they are still moronic women, they only want what they don't currently possess lol.
I used to get called the dyke whisperer by my mates because I'm a big bloke with a baby face and it got sat on by hairy slampigs with shaved heads a few times lol
I was sacked by the husband of an ex-soap actress. Met her. She was a stuck up b***h for a minor bit part soap actress
Which one? I had a mega crush on Kirsten Storms forever.
For me it's Rena Sofer.
>Which one?
This is a UK soap actress from Emmerdale
I ate cookies with Ian Turpie and met Jo Beth Taylor. I fly at Concord level
I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator while I was at a hotel once.
Not exactly famous but I've 'met' Jessica Jensen who is a pornstar but was also in Game of Thrones.
How much?
180 for an hour
Grim
But you're paying for age and weight class / ethnicity
extremely English looking
Dykes are so fricking gross
Once on a short haul flight I went the toilet. Afterwards I opened the door to leave and hadn't noticed I had forgotten to zip up my fly. I ended up flashing a super model and the famous actress sitting next to her. It was only when I got back to my seat that I realised why they had given me looks of disgust. True story.
What, do you think they're going to prosecute if you tell their names?
They will prosecute
And he will be forced to zip up his scrotum so it looks like a brused turkey neck in a Police lineup
Imagine PULVERIZING Kenny's cervix
I saw Helena Bonham Carter at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Madam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Exact same thing happened to me except it was Chloe Sevigny.
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I was that cashier!
This is standard training now.
When you decide to become a cashier you are handed a training manual and it goes into great detail about this.
The main thing is to avoid eye contact UNLESS they use their hand to talk,then you look at tithe hand and say yes.
Don not say yes ma'am or yes sir because that just gives them reason to hold up the line.
Ten nutty butter bars do not outweigh a families groceries.
I worked with a Disney Rey.
she cute
>No disgusting tats
>No disgusting metal in her face
>No fake breasts
That's a dream girl right there.
She is incredibly poor.
I can save her.
Minimum wage will do that for you.
We used to call her cabbage girl at disney
I know someone who was a Minnie Mouse she's so smoking hot I can't believe they kept her in that costume.
Looks streets ahead of that ugly xenomorph Daisy Ridley.
Probably a better actress too.
Me on the right
Don't know who that is but you read like a couple lol
What emotion is she conveying on her face?
Lust
dated (and fricked) kate upton in high school
no I'm not lying
no I don't care that you don't believe me
I not only believe you, but I pity you
Are you coolsexguy420boner?
In any case, I believe you, and contextualize.
Of course we all want to know about her big bazongas and how handling the felt like, but please expand with more details, not just raunchy ones but also, you know, little anecdotes, personal quirks, and all that other humanizing shit.
Bags of sand
You say that as if handling bags of sands wasn't a nice tactile sensation. Anyway, I want to know more: when, how, to what kind of reaction and responsiveness.
PAINT A PICTURE FOR MY IMAGINATION TO RUN WITH, ANON.
Do women like getting hit in the boobs with a hammer?
That's more than enough to get the mind running. Imagine you're straddling her chest and plapping her on the boobs with your dick just like that, as she looks up at you with her big blue eyes and babyface cheeks
No an actual hammer as hard as I can.
Calling a worm?
Bill Clinton came to my preschool and they tried to get me to take pictures with him but I ran away. Scary to think I could have been abducted that day. The neighbor lady from Married With Kids was a customer at a place I worked in high school she was always very nice and pleasant. Tyler Perry was a customer at different place I worked but he never came in directly he would have a group of people come in for him. He would hold these events where his fans would send in their ideas for the next movie and we would get thousands of letters we had to keep them in a separate area because there were so many they wouldn't all fit. Ron Jeremy did a promotion at another place I worked and we got a picture together.
I came inside Sydney Sweeney
Nice. Were her tiddies as big as they appear on tv?
Thats like saying you ate a Big Mac
you her dad ?
Just because you gave your cumsock a name, doesn't make it an actress
Why are cum socks even a thing? The fabric of a sock is even less appealing stimulation than your own hand.
I've seen many actresses. Each time I was struck by how beautiful they were and wondered how much money they had spent on their appearance.
I almost ran a local soap opera actress over at a pedestrian crossing once
I miss Kenny threads
I was really hoping to meet Maggie but I had to settle for a picture with Jake.
what's up with the shades
why the heck would Jake Gyllenhaal do these meet and greet things? He is a successful working acting not a washed up has been or C tier celeb made to undergo these humilation rituals to survive
i know that ric flair gets 20k (in cash) from state comic-cons so i imagine a guy like jake could get 50k+ for a san diego comic con. hard to say no to 50k+ for a days "work"
Nice. I suppose.
She was complaining on her twitch stream she doesnt like people pulling her hair...
thats not the correct way to pull a womans hair
Sexo
>ywn blow Adriana's back out
What is his expression meant to convey? Help an autist out
I'm twice the woman she is.
hunger
Peter and Lois Griffin
I know a girl that looks exactly like Gillan, but has brown eyes instead. Otherwise, 10/10 resemblance. She's single right now, but she's 6 years older than me ( I'm 32) and I feel like it would be a wrong move on my part . She's also friends with some people I work with, so our relationship would be the gossip of the entire office, and I really don't know if I could handle it, especially when we would separate and she would talk shit about me to my coworkers.
She was married twice , and divorced without saying a word to her husbands.
I fantasize about calling her , but it's not gonna happen.
Oh no! Sex with an attractive woman but may entail nasty gossip at the office. Grow up queer. Every office is full of yapping women
Girl on the right is cuter
Only adult film actresses. And only at the end of their careers when they're "featured" prostitutes at the local brothels here in Nevada. Fricked Shyla Styles when she did her turn at the bunny ranch. Cost me $2500, about half of my tax refund that year. She did put in a good performance tho. Sad when she died. Was my favorite porn star.
But it was a $2500 well spent, imo.
Don't think ops referring to old porn actresses, anon. But congrats on fricking your favorite actress.
Eh, I guess that qualifies.
Nice!
>Porn star
>"famous"
I highly doubt even 1%of the population even knows who that dead junkie prostitute was. Hope you got a venereal disease from her.
That $2500 would have gotten you a couple dozen cute 19 year old blonde Ukrainian prostitutes, my guy. Way to waste money on worn out post wall pussy.
This. Anon should've went to Kyiv and paid for 12 days worth of prime barely legal slav pussy.
By 19, most Ukrainian porn stars have shot at least 200 porn scenes, most being gang bangs with Black folk. Their pussies are no where near prime.
20-something year old women have surprisingly resilient veganas. They can take a lot of abuse and still retain their tightness.
Living the dream, anon.
But then you only have memories. If you frick a porn star, you get her whole catalog to pretend are your personal memories.
Derailing a Cinemaphile thread by talking about paying for granny prostitute pussy....kek
I bought a Nintendo switch with my tax return. You paid for floppy diseased roast beef. Guess which one provides hours of fun.
I always put my refund towards next year's taxes. It's logical and responsible.
You took advantage of a troubled middle age woman with drug addiction issues. You must feel so proud, unique and special. Fricking chud.
SHE WAS ONLY MIDDLE AGED!!!
Based. Would easily spend 2.5k on Nina Hartley or Sara Jay.
>Paying more than $1k for sex
It really boggles my mind how some people are ok with this. I get it, sure its your favorite pornstar but the sex might not even be that good. Instead of paying $2500 for sex with a pornstar you could frick 7 different regular escorts who will frick your brains out and could even be hotter. I fricked Aletta Ocean in Europe and she was about €700. Inwas ok paying that cause that's the same price range as a "high end escort" in the US. Theres no way in hell I would pay more than $1000
Anyways. While I obviously don't have a pic of Aletta, I ran into Brandi Love at a convention center.
Wow she looks really nice
You aren't comparing bags of oranges anon. He got to frick one of his FAVORITE porn stars.
Any advice for someone who wants to pay money to hook up with one?
Is there like a website for this?
Tryst
But the locals will try and marry you if you are successful. I’m at the point where this one b***h don’t even advertise anymore but still texts me for a bang.
I do like how their are some drugged out chicks on this site
Will they let me apply even if I'm married
Don’t cheat on your wife anon. I’m a full on degen but that’s God’s covenant you are breaking.
I know and you're right.
There's just something alluring about banging a pornstar.
It's like the equivalent of touching the face of God.
Regardless, you're right. I will remain pious.
Bless you anon.
>It's like the equivalent of touching the face of God.
if you consider God to be a blown out coke prostitute who's been covered in 15 pints of melanated semen
>paying for sex
Holy frick the zooms zooms are completely lost.
t.GenX laughing
Fricking legend mate
very nice, I hope Shyla is RIPing in peace
De niro but he said he had no time for a photo
god i want to see them frick
source on the girl?
Alessandra Torresani
She was popular meme material on Cinemaphile years ago, back when Caprica was airing, for acting kind of loose and her incredibly rich parents.
First celeb I met was Loretta Swit, at a gem and israeliteelry show in houston in the 90s.
laughing out loud saars!
He could literally crawl all the way inside her vegana and live there. It would be like going back in the womb.
Robin Wright. I called her by her old name Penn and she corrected me. She was just like her House of Cards character. Calm and beautiful but scary.
I've met a famous actor. He had an overnight stay in my city.
We all got pretty drunk.
Yes. Emily Procter back in June 2013.
I was groped by Glenn Close in a dream once.
Metoo that b***h for raping you.
That's Hayden? Grim.
Mackie the menace
Mackie knew he was gonna clap those cheeks later
My dream would be to meet the Canadian actress Sarah Gadon
I smelled Kay Panabaker's panties once.
Well, Grace Fulton showed me her cumshot pics.
Tell me the details so I know you are lying.
friend dated some bollywood actress. seemed like she just really wanted to feel like how it was to be normal
I dated a girl who was in a really famous TV series when she was a child, but it only aired in asia. However she didn't want to stay in acting and instead ended up working in Silicon Valley. I had no idea she was some kind of child star until we went into a certain restaurant and all the staff swarmed her.
I met Sidney Sweeney a couple years ago in Nashville. We had sex behind a bar without a condom. I was pretty drunk and tried to cum on her leg instead of inside. She smelled a bit off but not too bad. Was mostly a good time.
One time my gf and I met Mr Spac at some show in Vegas.
Thats not spock and thats a porn star my guy
is that the espresso singer
not an actress, but my best friend from high school went to vassar while i went to uconn
hug out with justin long smoking weed at a party once many moons ago
Looks like she has those genes that makes her fat even just for looking at food. Still hot tho.
is that melody marks
no
How famous are you talking about? I've meet the non moronic guy from the room and wwf star Mick Foley and wcw star raven(both have acted in , movies making them technically actors)
>half the thread is coomers bragging about being the 1000th person to pork a pornstar
I don't know what i expected
I met Lexi Luna and Lauren Phillips irl when I had sex with them does that count?
How was it?
I had fun
What a pair of mingers.
how did you book them
Lexi Luna is my cousin
I hope you got a discount
I’m so jealous. I’d give my left nut to eat Lauren Phillips ass
>80 bucks
Fricking highway robbery
Money laundering humiliation ritual.
No never
look at that hair
beautiful girl
accurate maria alien face zhang simp
was she underage here?
No
Me on the left
dat filename
That guy is New York incarnate.
How do you just stand behind her like this? Something in me would snap and I’d pop a boner and start jerking right then and there. Probably try to bend her over before security tackles me
You're a danger to society and should be killed.
I had an internship at a production company at Warner Brothers. One time, Olivia Wilde came in. I was behind the desk, but one of my co-workers excitedly bragged that he got to shake her hand. My suspicion was that later he jerk offd.
THE GOVERNMENT MUST PROVIDE ME WITH A HAPA GF
hapa with white father only are the best tbh
rest is troublesome
Cute couple
Imagine fricking a pornstar how fricking gross they’ve sucked thousands of dicks it’s fricking nasty.
How do you even do that? Want to avoid that shit like the plague.
Low test male confirmed... Besides marriage is the goal and if you're the last then you won
You’ve never lost your virginity if you paid for it
You may pay the first time but if she keeps coming back then you win
This, imagine marrying Sasha Grey. You'd win the lottery of life.
I went to a screening of The Iceman, where Michael Shannon plays the hitman Richard Kuklinski. Coming out of the theater, I was pleasantly shocked to see Winona Ryder walking next to me. I wanted to talk to her but didn't want to seem like a fanboy. So I took out my phone to make a Facebook post about the movie and, pretending I didn't know who she was, I asked her how to spell "Kuklinski". Pretty clever.
Imagine being a famous female and having to have pathetic weirdos pawing at you in pictures
id ignore them they are just people doing a jerb and dont wanna interact with every moron that saw them doing their job
Lisa Ann, Nicki Minaj, lady Gaga.
I saw Lukas Haas at a bus stop outside Philly in 2006. He was just sitting on a bench, listening to his iPod. I thought he looked familiar, then two girls recognized him from Brick. He was very friendly. I had plans to visit my uncle, but I stuck around and decided to follow him. He bought a ticket to D.C. When we got on the bus I sat down across from him. I leaned over and asked
>Do you know when we get to Washington?
>Yeah, around 4, I think.
>Thanks.
>No prob
The thing is, Lukas Haas got to kiss Winona Ryder in Boys and I was jealous, but I didn't know how to ask him how that was.
About 45 minutes in, I noticed he was napping. It was a fairly empty bus and there were few people around us. So I had impunity to do the crazy thing I did next. I looked at his face, and those lips that had kissed Winona Ryder's. I didn't want to kiss him because that'd be gay, but I wanted some form of transience, even though the movie was 10 years old. So I reached over and tapped him, softly, on the lips, with my index and middle finger. Just a slight rub. But he stirred, looked kinda startled.
>"What's going on?"
>I nearly panic, because I didn't have time to get back to my seat yet.
>"I saw a bird I think!"
>Pointing out the window. He looks too, though there's nothing to see.
>"Yeah?"
>He seems kinda confused, like he doesn't know why I'm so excited. But I roll with it.
>"A falcon I believe. A peregrine."
>"Oh. Are they indigenous to this area?"
>"Very much so." (I'm BSing at this point) It's one of my hobbies."
I said I'm in the Auborn Society and studying Ornithology. He nods, goes with it. Doesn't put his headphones back on at any point, he's polite and makes chit chat, because I'm still talking even though I've gone back to my seat and we have the aisle between us..
I got off in DC, we waved goodbye, and after he left I sucked on my fingers and kissed them, thinking of Winona. I had to wait for another bus. Didn't wash those fingers for 3 days.
Great story, friend.
Yeah, I met Brittany Daniel at a comic book convention. It was odd that she was there, but I believe it was from being in Veronica Mars years before.
Anyways, hardly anyone knew her. She looked bored. I went and got a pic and an autograph. She was insanely gorgeous. I was legitimately dumbstruck when I was up close.
I’ve had sex with a lot of pornstars. My wife is a cuck queen and watches
Paul Dano
Dude must be hung
Big chud wiener
I went to school with Raylin Christensen (Skin Diamond).
How was it
She was really quiet, not smart, not dumb. No one had any idea she'd end up doing porn that's for sure.
What's the point of paying a porn star/prostitute if you can't even kiss her on the lips? Even if it's a mouth that's gone down on plenty of penises, making out/French kissing really turns me on, and it's all feel too detached without that.
vs the random girls that don't disclose how many penises they sucked in college parties?
I said I don't care how many dicks have been there in the past. That's not where my head's at. I'm always focused on the moment.
How do you ask?
It’s called GFE. Ask if they do GFe if the answer is yes you’re in.
As in Girlfriend Experience? Wasn't that just a movie though?
Where do you think they got the concept from moron
That's like saying boys can fly and never grow up because where did J.M. Barrie get the concept?
I had passionate tongue kissing sex with my pornstars.
That's a myth I've kissed soapland girls before
Hands of industry
Mogged
Daisy Ridley, Anne Hathaway and Emma Watson. All at different pubs in London.
>those frickbois in the car
she was frickin the one driving
Is that a child driving?
jj fricked him
Wouldn't that make him the palest boyfriend she's ever had?
I saw this famous Quentin Tarantino paparazzi yelling incident live in person. Happened at the Starbucks a little ways away from the highschool I went to whe some friends and I walked to the public bus stop down the street
Perry Mattfeld her freshman year at USC.
Went to middle school with one. Held her hand. "dated" her (wouldn't really count anything before college as a relationship).
My family used to vacation in the same spot as Ingrid Bolsø Berdal's family for a few years running. She's a few years younger than me though, so we never really talked much.
I used to date a regular on a soap opera.
Story pls
I met her at The Huntington. She asked me a question about a painting and I showed her where it was and gave her a brief overview. She seemed friendly so I showed her around. Afterwards I asked her out and we were in a casual relationship for about a year. Shortly after she was a regular on Days Of Our Lives. She had a few TV credits before that but it wasn't much.
Cool
Thanks
No problem
Even though I'd look just as bad as these guys if i were next to a beautiful young woman, I can't help but feel repulsed, like they need to be exterminated. That instinct to protect the beautiful egg-bearers and keep the ugly unworthy seed-bearers away from them runs really deep.
anyway, i'm off to jerk off.
Have people on Cinemaphile really fricked legit top 20 10/10 looking pornstars?
I want proof this is an incel board.
Penis goes into McKenna's vegana