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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I saw one at a blockbuster, which is pretty close. It's the weird looking tall skinny guy that people always meme that he died

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I saw one at a blockbuster
      clark gable?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        good one, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DJ Qualls?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes, that's the one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pbuh

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Celebs don’t go to movie theaters, they have this sort of shit in their mansions already

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he always look like that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf happened to him after Argo, he lost his mind completely after Bill Mahers interview

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He met with Zack Snyder to make ultimate Batkino to expose the israelitees

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have sat behind Muhammed Ali on multiple occasions at press screenings

    they would sneak him in the exit door as the movie was about to start every time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What films did he like to watch?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i have been to too many press screenings to remember specific movies, but i have seen him like 7-8 times and everyone in the theaters gave him a standing ovation every single time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > everyone in the theaters gave him a standing ovation every single time
          Including you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i was in charge of handing him the trophy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ah, yes, "the trophy". I bet you couldn't walk for days afterwards

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i also sat behind the director of Transcendence at a test screening of the movie while he and his group made fun of Christopher Nolan for about 10 minutes because he knows nothing about anything other than what he is working on

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wally Pfister? That’s interesting. He had a good thing going as cinematographer for movies including all of Nolan’s films then tried directing one film, Transcendence, which flopped and the only things he’s done since are a few commercials and tv show episodes. Meanwhile Nolan switched to Hoytema and has been making kino with him ever since.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The Best Brain-damaged Coloured Boxer Trophy?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did he drop his dunkin donuts coffee again

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I happily missed meeting one during dark knight rises cause I was on vacation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I understood this reference. Do I have media literacy now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aurora?

  7. 1 month ago
    Hammond

    I would have stopped then and forced an awkward conversation. I'd say something like Gigli is my favorite movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would have turned to them and pointed at the screen and said "it's a humiliation ritual"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And that's what no one did.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Billy Eichner, he was sitting at a viewing of some gay movie wearing a trench coat pretending he was trying not to be noticed but he started clapping like a seal after every scene

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I met Ron Pearlmen on a plane, it was a flight to Texas and he sat next to me the whole ride, this was like 8 years ago.

    He sat there, I sat there, no words, no eye contact, nothing, then when the plane landed, we got up and he told me "you know, its nice to finally enjoy a plane ride without being hassled for pictures or an autograph"

    I of course was tired of this guys tweets so I said "excuse me" and he just looked at me and said "you know" and I asked him who he was, he looked at me really pissed off and got his shit and left kinda upset.

    Made me happy, frick him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would started yawning really loudly every time he began to speak, and asked the flight attendance about any "interfetterance" (I don't even think that's a word) while turning and winking at Perlman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hehe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I beg your pardon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s really unfair. I loved him in City of Lost Children and Name of the Rose and hate him in everything else. I have no idea what I would do in this situation.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SERGAY FROM CHAINLANK?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You just know he’s got a dozen hamburgers stuffed in that shirt. Stay strong, marines.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not at a cinema but me and a few friends were at a restaurant a few years ago and tom cruise walked in with a bodyguard behind him. none us tried bugging him for an autograph and he sent the bodyguard over to pay for your meals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He ate by himself with the bodyguard just hanging around?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, he was grabbing stuff to go. it was a family run bbq joint. he was only in there for about 12 mins or so.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What did the bodyguard say to you? Did he say ‘Mr Cruise’?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ha ha ha, he could have, he could have said, he was "CRUISING"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I’m wondering Tom Cruise has his bodyguard call him Tom or Mr Cruise. Tom Cruise is the only celebrity I’m interested in him, he’s fascinating and bizarre

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he came over and said mr cruise would like to thank you for not asking for an autograph and he would to pay for your meals

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Did he at least offer some adrenochrome?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no. he was hogging it all for himself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pft. Typical Scientologist.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I see thanks

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And then he gave you a photo of him with his autograph. Happened to me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I like this idea of Tom Cruise carrying several pre autographed photos of himself to give to those he deems worthy.
                If you have no idea who he is, you get two, if you throw them away, you get another one.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What happens if you give Tom Cruise an autographed photo of yourself?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think he would be a good sport about it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Hand Tom Cruise an autographed photo of myself
                >hfw

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tom, you’re glib.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You come to MY BOARD
                >Call ME GLIB?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That’s incredibly rude. Incredibly rude.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Who the poster or Tom Cruise?
                I have a gif waiting depending on your response.
                Until then I'll keep Crusin' baby

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tom Cruise. It’s not his board.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It is. It's always been Tom Cruise's board.
                You could rename Cinemaphile to Tom's /surf/ board
                But Tom doesn't surf. Tom Cruises.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tom wouldn’t say that to me. Not to my face. Or anywhere in my…vicinity.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                on my way FRICKER

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You’re acting like a Suppressive Person

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just Cruising.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Cruising: (slang) Walking or driving about a locality in search of a casual sex partner, especially among gay males.
                >Example "There was a fair amount of cruising going on at the gay party."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think he would be a good sport about it

                >Hand Tom Cruise an autographed photo of myself
                >hfw

                I'm willing to bet there are celebrities that would find that funny. I bet Goose would. That fella from Supernatural. Not that fella but the other one. The one that's good at acting and wasn't in the Friday the 13th remake

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I met a local newsman from my small town once during a school field trip to the news station

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, and I never will because I live in the South.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That smiling dude doesn't even look like Affleck. He looks more like Andrew Muschietti

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's behind another guy that's beside the smiling guy. Silly little fellow he is.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sat behind Alice Cooper at an 11pm showing of ‘Albino Alligator’ at Hoyts Cinema in George St Sydney back in the day.
    I’m actually a long time fan of his music but wanted to let him have at least one night where he didn’t need to cater to fans. Aussies are like that, it’s why Bowie lived here for 15 years or so.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the day I was visiting Venice during the film festival and I saw Mel Gibson there.

    He was at the bar drinking shots with some college aged women, he took their hand and pressed it against his crotch asking them, if he was bigger than their dad.

    He then pulled it out for two of the women who then went back to his hotel with him.

    Me and everyone else at the bar was in disbelief.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just Mel Gibson things

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dad sat next to Matthew McConaughey on a flight to New York on a business trip. He said he’s very talkative and a nice guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Speak of the Devil

      It is. It's always been Tom Cruise's board.
      You could rename Cinemaphile to Tom's /surf/ board
      But Tom doesn't surf. Tom Cruises.

      Did McConaughey at all say "alright alright alright"? I feel he says that non ironically
      Loved him in A Time to Kill.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise lost all respectability when he went from joining a cult to stop being raped by israelites to yelling at regular employees to enforce their tyranny.
    He's just another boomer clinging to power and ensuring the next generations never had a chance to earn their place.

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