Have you ever seen a movie mogged by its own end credits?

Have you ever seen a movie mogged by its own end credits?

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  1. 2 years ago
    truteal

    A Bug's Life and Toy Story 2 (Pixar died for me when they stopped having hilarious outtakes)

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Other than the teeth this looks great. Wish this was a 2D short or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the whole "teeth are le bad" is one of the most perplexing forced meme I have ever heard about. It's literally baseless, and none of the excuse go farther than "it's just le bad" or "you are a bad person ok".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's called aesthetics anon. You will never be able to get "it's just bad" out of something that is purely subjective. However the issue is that human teeth are small, even in babies, which we use as a basis for what we consider "cute", and in adult people, which we use as a basis for what we consider "attractive".
        Only a few grotesque looking animals have large teeth. Thus these large buckteeth looking things hanging out just look plain ugly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          good explanation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pirates in an Adventure with Scientists was put to shame by its opening credits.
        Though the film was so unpopular there's nothing on google images for it and the only youtube videos I could find were low quality pirates.

        Anon, are you okay?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Though the film was so unpopular there's nothing on google images for it and the only youtube videos I could find were low quality pirates.
          Isn't it on Netflix?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how is it mogged by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well for one, they don't look fricking hideous

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looks the exact same as the cgi models. And since the movie didn't had any quirky facial expressions, there wasn't even any uncanny valley shit going on.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are as blind as a bat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The hand drawn animation looks 20x better than the CG.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the hand drawn detailed still images look better than animation

        oh shit I wonder why

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because cg sucks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because animators are uncreative homosexuals

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're not even that detailed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I believe op mean the ending credits look better than the actual movie designs, which is true

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are they gay? Why they took with interfinger lock?
      Is normal in America?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is in some European countries.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God Luca just.... didn't suck but frick it was the most by the numbers, safe, and unoriginal film Pixar ever put out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah Cars was truly a hallmark for the studio. It's all been downhill from there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even Cars at least had things like the breasts flashing scene

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Giulia doesn't have anything to flash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick was any aspect of Luca "safe"? It's a subdued low fantasy period piece released in the wacky fart jokes medium. I don't think you know what any word you just typed means, and are probably underage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was safe because they appropriated an obviously gay story and made it straight to appeal to the cishet demographic which is something they do a lot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >obviously gay story
          >safe

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is satire, right?

            Cishets love gay stories, they just don’t like gay themselves. Think about shows like Falcon and The Winter Soldier, BBC Sherlock, Scrubs, or Psych, These are all shows with OBVIOUSLY romantic mlm relationships at the center yet the writers go out of their way to make sure you know the characters are "straight" so cishets wouldn't get uncomfortable.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's insane

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              stfu mlm relationships are not simply hidden gey homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >mlm
              The term is Yaoi because that shit is a niche fetish including real life

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >2 guys can not possibly have a relationship unless it's romantic and involves them fricking eachother.
              You sound like you've never had a genuine friendship in your life and/or are literally autistic and don't understand the concept.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's really shocking to learn how many people out there who don't have a very close friend who would do something like take a day off to drive them to the hospital or airport in an emergency. Just not a single person they could trust with anything in their life with no expectation for compensation. Like someone who would lie for them as a reference on their resume - someone who'd you trust to never frick you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is satire, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >an obviously gay story
          you really never had any male friends, did you?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they appropriated an obviously gay story and made it straight
          The director said he based Luca on himself and Alberto on his best friend growing up, and wanted to make a movie about kids being kids. He only didn't come out and say "they're straight" because it would be a huge PR nightmare.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That poor gay director made a whole movie about his childhood crush...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was safe. It was the most standard kid buddy film I'd seen in ages. They sprinkled in the standard family doesn't understand me mixed with adventuring in a big new world that's not that big setting. It was so by the numbers it's actually kind of sickening. Anything that Luca does it has been done better elsewhere.

        And no

        It was safe because they appropriated an obviously gay story and made it straight to appeal to the cishet demographic which is something they do a lot.

        you raging homosexual. This movie has literally no gay undertones. In fact I'm convinced marketing put out that "it's really a gay movie" rumor to get people talking about a film that is so boring that it needed anything to get people talking about because no one would otherwise.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I preferred how the characters in Tangled looked in the 2D credits to how they looked in the 3D film.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do "I'm glad it's finally over" credits where even a simply white-font-on-black-background feels better than the rest of the fricking movie count?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, I see someone else saw The Last Jedi!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always preferred the art style of the Tangled end credits

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have you ever seen a movie mogged by its own end credits?
    PKMN all of these movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am sure

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2D always looks better.
    ALWAYS.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Liguria

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine not being a tuscan

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BH6 credits. Even the TV show butchers the art style.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Luca spends all winter filling Giulia's holes in Genoa while Cuckberto has to sit around and wait for his only friend to remember he exists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, a realistic lesson from Pixar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He spends all winter in her from smelling her heavy musk.

      Lucky

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Concept art is a strange thing to some peopole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After Arcane, there's no excuse for not being able to match concept art

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dads with eyebrows covering tired eyes>Everyone else

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CG animation has been a disaster for the western industry. If I want good looking western animation I have to wait for France to put something out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i will say it has allowed a lot of shit movies to get made. I've seen tons of movies that were obviously just asset flips.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >CG animation has been a disaster for the western industry.
      Not really.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        An overreliance on it has been, absolutely. Using a bit of CG in "Disney Renaissance" films looked good, and there definitely have been movies where it worked well. But it's become the default employed even when a 2D style would have worked far better.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if anyone ever drew one of the boys eating Giulia out with her pussy juice turning their faces into their fish versions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ...Goddammit sometimes you coomers have good ideas

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not even hating on what we got when I say this feels miles better. We've really gotten stuck on the idea that 3D is always better, but very often you can convey a "feel" better in 2D.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen a film mogged by its own intro.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Threadly reminder that in early drafts Luca was going to have a crush on Giulia which led to conflict with Alberto, but it was resolved by having it turn out she was evil.
    Then they changed it to him having a crush but it was resolved by them working things out, without any "the cute and friendly girl's actually a b***h" twist.
    Then they changed it to what we got, where she just was the person introducing him to the REAL surface world, and Alberto just got salty he couldn't monopolize his friend's time any more, but they worked it out in the end.

    Anyone looking for gay stuff in the movie isn't just making shit up in their heads, they're projecting it onto a main character that was conceived as being into girls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Although the original premise would have been better (didn't even finish the movie because it was so boring) it seems like evil Giulia would have ended up with more gay porn as the boys would "find each other" after the betrayal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the original premise would have been better
        Not really. "Two boys are friend, then one starts spending time with a girl, making the other boy feel lonely. Luckily it turns out the girl is evil, resolving the problems!" is a shit-tier story.

        "The boys have to figure out a new way to approach their friendship" is better. Alberto no longer got to make up bullshit and get all of Luca's attention that way. May not be a great story, but it's better than the original one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Not really. "Two boys are friend, then one starts spending time with a girl, making the other boy feel lonely. Luckily it turns out the girl is evil, resolving the problems!" is a shit-tier story.
          true.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They would've been far more successful if they'd gone with option 2 and let the kids have crushes. For all the people that were happy because they could headcanon whatever, in the end audiences would've found the movie more enjoyable with an actual clumsy-kids relationship in it.

      But what the movie needed most of all was 2D art. It wanted to be slice of life like Ghibli without realizing that a big part of what sells Ghibli's "much like the modern world, but with a dash of fantasy" is the gorgeous 2D visuals.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One for the pederast footgays huh?

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