Emily Procter came in to a local restaurant I was working at back in 2013 and everyone got pictures with her. This was in the middle of fricking nowhere btw
How? I've run into 2 just passing through LAX. Adam Brody from the OC and Mr Big from sex in the city. I lived in NYC for about 5 years and ran into like 10 or more that I noticed.
There used to be posts on here about people in Los Angeles and New York and how they hooked up with celebrities via Tinder and other discrete dating apps. They even had detailed stories and pictures. But a few years ago they started deleting them even from /b/. Probably for legal reasons. I wonder if anybody screengrabbed them. As to the question, I once matched with a side Pretty Little Liars actress but they never responded. That's about it. My life is sad.
I wasn't going to spoon-feed you, but I found this old one easily. There used to be a bunch on /b/, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile but I don't think they're even in archives. Wiped by the elite. True lost media. But yeah, most are larps.
It's called Raya. And it's not a super secret app, you just have to have a large social media following or pay to get in. And not all actresses and entertainers are A-List. There's about half a dozen apps where cable and streaming c-level entertainers pop up. As long as you aren't some elephant man looking freak you'll match with some. You don't even have to live there. Just stay in a nice hotel in LA/NY and you can find good stuff in the area if you know what you're doing.
there was one within the last year who said he hooked up with scarlett johansson in new orleans when she was making her tom waits record and everyone made fun of him for larping and then he dropped a scan of a polaroid of them together lol
>driving around town >minding my own business >see Jon Stewart >wave to him >he does the classic )--------( face >naw, frick that, pull out my phone at the next stop >take a pic >instead of smiling he just looks at me like he didn't bring this upon himself >pic related
I have a cousin who worked on some biopic with Tom Hiddleston and Elizabeth Olsen. She was a big Hiddleston fan and was disappointed because he was kind of snobby through the shoot. She said Elizabeth Olsen was very nice though.
I know a chick who met a number of stars when she was younger. She lived with her uncle and aunt and her two cousins after her dad was put in prison for killing her mom. Her uncle was, I am not kidding here, a plumber.
This shit sounds crazy, but apparently her uncle got a reputation for being discreet with a few of the right people, and available 24/7, so his name got around to a few stars who partied a lot and they would recommend him to their friends. He was the guy to call when you backed up your toilet with fifty people over at your house from whatever drug fueled orgy or party you had going on.
Apparently, stars and their guests would flush a lot of things that should not be flushed. She told me about meeting Shia Leboef once early in the morning when her uncle was called there. At some point the night before, the two dozen people had gotten drunk, high, and naked and started flushing their clothes down the toilet and ended up flooding the downstairs.
Shia came running downstairs naked to thank the uncle for showing up on short notice, and didn't know he had brought his niece with him. She said Shia is a fairly healthy shower, not a grower and that he was the only person there. She said it was mostly panties and underwear, but there were some shirts in there too.
Cue the people who are going to scream LARPER, IDGAF.
Oh, I myself saw and walked past Fat Joe at an airport in 2006, and I banged a chick back in 2001 who worked in the SFX department on the Lost In Space movie. I also shook R Lee Ermey's hand and got to talk to him while part of a small crowd, which was pretty cool. He was at the base to film an episode of Mail Call with the MK19. And, I was part of a small group that got to have a few drinks with Dan Brown in Dubai while he was there promoting his book Inferno. Even got a personalized, signed copy of it for my wife as a Christmas gift and we got a couple photos with him.
No, she did not.
She's definitely gay as hell, and has been since shortly sfter puberty started.
She's never had a dick in her, and is repulsed at the idea. I knew that from way before she mentioned having met any famous people.
So you'll believe I met R Lee Ermey while I was shooting a 40MM grenade launching machinegun, but can't believe I know a gay chick?
That's a weird one, but okay.
Did you ask R Lee Ermey how he feels about being a fake Gunny?
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Dunno wtf you are talking about. The Marines promoted him a rank when he got out. It's quite common for injured soldiers getting medboarded or retiring soldiers, or KIA servicemembers to receive a one rank bump to make them look better on their paperwork.
10 months ago
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>The Marines promoted him a rank when he got out
Aka a fake Gunny.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Well, your rank determines the level of retirement pay you get when you retire.
Higher rank=more money.
He had the right to call himself a Gunny, so he did.
10 months ago
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Kek, they wouldn't let you join huh?
10 months ago
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he was given an honorary promotion to Gunny later on
yeah, it wasn't all that odd to have met him as a Marine. hell, I met him twice, once in Kuwait and another time in Oceanside, CA. in Oceanside, he told us a story, which I am heavily paraphrasing here. he said something to the tune of "before you buttholes spend all day asking me why I kissed Jack Black in Saving Silverman, I will just go ahead and tell you now. it's because they gave me $200,000"
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Can't say I blame him.
200K is a lot of money.
He wasn't out there for very long at the range, maybe an hour before they were done with the clip they wanted for Mail Call. Then he answered a few questions and gave us a pep talk congratulating us for joining, "even if it was just the Army" he said, and then they took off.
I found the episode years and years ago and looked to see if I was visible, but no luck. Saw one guy I remembered, but really there were around 200 of us there at the range, so I might have missed seeing myself.
I liked that he had a sense of humor and could be funny in addition to being terrifying.
I mean, I'd seen him in a few movies, FMJ, of course, but also The Frighteners where he played the exact same character but without the name. And he was great in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake.
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I would have done it for $2. Saving Silverman is an underrated classic.
>This shit sounds crazy, but apparently her uncle got a reputation for being discreet >He was the guy to call when you backed up your toilet with fifty people over at your house >They called him: "the plumber"
crazy shit indeed
I think he meant that the uncle didn't run around talking about shit he saw in the houses going on.
We all know Shia was a drugged out nutjob for many years and that he went insane for a while during HWNDU, so some of what the guy said is probably true. I got no idea about the dick stuff, but it makes sense in a weird way that a bunch of drunk and high people would try flushing random things down the toilet like a bunch of five year olds.
I rate it a plausible story, maybe, maybe not true.
Tom Cruise came into our small town gas station in 2005. War of the Worlds had just come out and he was taking a cross country tour by himself on a motocycle
(not a motorcycle, he was very clear about this) and needed to fill up. He asked why the front door was there and I thought he meant, like, is it open or closed but
he stopped me and said, "No. Why is it right there" like the actual spot of the door. I said I don't know, I suppose the guys building it thought that was the best spot
for it. He kept pacing back and forth looking straight down muttering about getting "his guys to fix this" over and over. Anyways, he paid for his gas and asked how long
I owned the place. I told him I just work there, it's an after school job. He said, "school might be now but the gas is always around" then put on his helmet and rode
West out of town. I don't know what he meant by that but I always make sure to say it just in case it was smart
I went on a date with a girl (like barely more than a playdate) when I was 12, to a roller skating rink. She went on to not be an actress but stupidly famous and important, like technically a historical figure. I can't say who for obvious reasons, but the other funny part is that I never mention it irl because I'm scared some tabloid homosexuals will try and get in touch with me.
there was one within the last year who said he hooked up with scarlett johansson in new orleans when she was making her tom waits record and everyone made fun of him for larping and then he dropped a scan of a polaroid of them together lol
Holy kino, anyone got a link? I understand it might have been scrubbed
I met Wiley Wiggins when I helped my friend move in with him. He made me promise not to bring up his acting career even though Wiley had a gigantic still from Waking Life above his bed. I was so infuriated my friend did that and I'm still mad about it to this day especially since I never met him again.
Another person from Dazed and Confused the token black guy Jason Smith was friends with a friend of a friend of mine. We were at a party at this friends house with a really nice band practice set up and they started playing with J on vocals. I never heard anyone refer to him as Jason. This was in 1992 so I enthusiastically asked if they knew any Nirvana and everyone laughed at me.
I think I'm the only human on this board right now who knew who you meant when you said Wiley Wiggins. You ever meet Harry Knowles? Does he really smell like they say he does.
No but as I recall an old coworker did and used to hang out at his place or something like that. I dont remember any stories let alone about a smell but looking at him I would assume the rumors are true.
At that same record store I got chewed out by my boss for pouring Jimmie Vaughan a beer with too much head. Again, record store employee not bartender.
i went to disney world with my family and on one of the park buses we met this brit bong girl who couldn't have been older than 10 riding by herself. claimed she was there shooting commercials and auditioning for disney kids or something. no idea if she ever made it into anything though.
Now I know you are not Brie Larsen.
Any response Brie would have made would be to be pissed, and Brie does not know anything about "shoe on the head".
Now, show crusty crawly toenails with a timestamp, and we'll believe you. We don't want to see your breasts or vag, we want the FEET!
I don't use dating apps anymore. The last time I was on one was maybe 8 or so years ago, lol.
I never dated anyone from the app, just chatted.
How would I know who's who here?
Just assume everyone here is a degenerate outcast. Some have a heart of gold though. Would you? Also, did Jonah Hill ever try to seduce you with surfing or Jiu-Jitsu? Those seem like his go to moves.
Frick me, there is something shiny inside her shorts right around the butthole area.
Even at 25% speed, it's just a quick glimpse.
Fun note.
That five seconds is the most watched part of the video.
And the video has 169K views.
I met Tommy Lee Jones at the bar in a restaurant while he was in town apparently filming Lonesome Dove. We were having dinner and my mom said go over to that man and ask him if he's tommy lee jones. I think I was 10 at the time and when he said yes I just said ok thanks. I remember he was talking to a woman he was with and apparently that woman was Diane Lane
I sat next to Rob Schneider on a airplane when I was 11. He talked about weird shit like juice cleanses, and then he proceeded to watch me play pokemon fire red and ask me questions about my pokemon for the next 3 hours of the flight.
I used to work in a record store with this massive warehouse in the back and I'd always go digging around and pull out all this cool or weird stuff. One time I pulled out this cd of what I very vaguely recall was erotic phone calls. Something like that. Anyway I put it on display of course. Then one day when I walked through the door for my shift I was immediately accosted by all my coworkers asking "You remember that cd of erotic phone calls you put out? You'll never believe who bought it." Eric Stoltz
I met Jamie Lee Curtis when I was a kid in Marks & Spencer on Oxford Street. I remember I recognised her, but I was a kid and pretty shy. I thought she was a friend of my mom's, because they talked and laughed for a bit. I remember she leaned down towards me and said hi, but I was shy and kinda hid behind my mom.
I was really young, but I remember it pretty vividly.
My autistic dad used to work in Beverly Hills as a technician. This one day he's in an upper-class neighborhood after fixing something for a bigwig, having trouble finding his way out because of all the loops. Ends up getting dead-ended and pulls up into someone's driveway to turn around, almost rams into the owner who was pulling up right about then. My dad looks and it's Christian Slater driving a truck with all his friends. They just glared at him as he pulled out and left
I went to this True Romance special screening at the Safari Inn in Burbank. Their special guests were Brosnon Pinchot, the guy who played Gary Oldman's henchman, the guy who played the taco stand attendant, and Christian Slater's dad.
I lost my virginity at a comic book convention then went downstairs and bragged to Butch Patrick aka Eddie Munster. I dont remember what he said if anything probably oh thats nice. We'd been bothering him literally all weekend.
I met Henry Rollins at a book signing and kept asking him if he was in L7 and insisting he was mistaken and just forgetting.
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I've met lots of them
Grew up with a D-list actor and was best friends with him for a while. Lived in Los Angeles for a few years and though most of my friends in Hollywood were producers/techs, I'd occasionally hang out with actors. Half of my wife's Facebook is D-list actors/actresses she met through me.
Met Hugh Jackman briefly when he was going through an Australian airport one morning, we were in the same (short) line at customs to enter the country. Pretty brief encounter, but he was honestly a decent enough guy, we spoke briefly about something (not films), then we were through customs and that was that.
I went to high school with David Gordon Green and all my friends say I knew him but I think they're mistaken. I knew the guy who did most of his music though David Wingo
One of my friends grew up with him and they used to make a bunch of home movies together but I never saw any. Everyone thinks it hysterical that I say I dont know him and never even met him but I insist.
I saw Matthew Mcconaughey at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
John McCain in the airport right after he got that cancer lump removed from his face. Other ones are local or inconsiquential.
Oh, and I use to frick (gf for almost 2 years) someone 20 years agowho is still on TV daily, not really an actor, a talk show panelist during national daytime tv.
>Oh, and I use to frick (gf for almost 2 years) someone 20 years agowho is still on TV daily, not really an actor, a talk show panelist during national daytime tv.
American tv? Gimme another hint.
I walked past a certain vaguely famous Tunisian knife fighter in Atlantic City in 2014ish. I was too embarrassed that I knew who he was to say anything.
I've met the entire cast of Friday Night Lights when they filmed in Austin over the years. Taylor Kitsch is the coolest dude. Adrianne Palicki was a huge c**t. Minka Kelly never stayed past shoots. Jesse Plemons was such a fricking bro. Gilford was quiet but nice. Brad Leland was the chillest. Never met Jordan during the last run.
I met Shannon Elizabeth once and sperged the frick out about it. I am still ashamed of it to this day.
I met Arnold Schwarzenegger at one his campaign rallies. I had a "Butcher of Bakersfield" sign and he saw it and laughed. He came over, shook my hand and autographed my sign. That sign was a treasured possession until some girl I hooked up with in college stole it from me because I made out with her friend.
Yeah she was really nice and I had a huge crush on her and made it awkward as shit. I still cringe when I think about it.
I remember one guy talking about how he met her at some celebrity basketball game and she gave him her sweaty towel after he asked for it, and I was jealous he got to sniff it.
>arnold schwarzenegger in a presidential fitness thing >jesse ventura >kimberly elise >louis anderson >robin williams >dennis banks >irene bedard (smoke signals/pocohontas) >kevin garnett >joel hodgson >mike nelson >sean william scott >kevin sorbo >al franken (writer, not actor, but he still has the weird physicality giant head actor thing going on) >meryl streep >woody harrelson
A few here and there, my folks used to know John Candy before he passed away, he used to buy flowers at the store my Mom worked in.
And yeah, he was super frickin' cool, got to know all the staff on a first name basis because that's just the kind of guy he was. I have a Teddy Bear he bought for my Mom when I was born, now given it to my kid. I never got to meet him though.
I went to a convention once, a load of D-listers mostly and they were buttholes. The two cool ones were; >Sylvester Mccoy, he read my kid a Mr Man/Doctor who book and signed it for her. >John Rhys Davies, who took 10 minutes to to coach some kid who wanted to be a director, and he apologised to the rest of the line waiting to see him but said he had something very important to do. Handled it so well, and gave the kid some really good insights.
I guess you are trying to say a bot made this thread?
Frankly, I don't give a frick.
Between the ten spam oppenheimer threads, the Gadon gay, fifteen kinokinokino threads that all spam the same fricking webms, the hunter Schafer spamgay, the fifth thread today b***hing about April O'Neil now being a fat black woman, the tenth Miles morales thread, the eighth druk thread, and an even dozen Barbie threads, this thread was different.
This board is not quite as astroturfed and spammed as /b/ or /misc/, but damn is it close.
Was refreshing to see something unusual.
I met one from my country when I was doing my army service, he was a comedian and came to see a family member at the military hospital I was guarding. Nice guy, cracked a joke while I was taking in his info. He was later found guilty of rape
Pretty sure I once had a three-way with Judi Dench and Helen Mirren. It was the 60’s though, and I was doing a lot of acid back then… also, Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys was there for some reason?
… to be fair it was A LOT of acid
>Have a massive crush on Natalie Portman as a kid >See her on the street one day >Stare for a bit and walk the opposite direction, that I just came from, so to not appear as creepy
>Have a massive crush on Natalie Portman as a kid >See her on the street one day >Stare for a bit and walk the opposite direction, that I just came from, because she's old now
I was eating a bubble o bill ice cream, somebody taps me on the shoulder, turn around and Steve Irwin smiles and asked me where I bought it. I point out the shop and he says "THANKS MATEEEEE"
I’ve met Trump a handful of times when I worked for his admin. Dude comes off very charming and nice. Nowhere near as stupid as reports make him out to be.
I’ve met Netanyahu once. He comes off nice but I’ve heard him and his family are like the Clintons: externally friendly but ruthless in their ambition.
I’ve met Natalie Portman on two separate occasions. She was never particularly nice, but to be fair, on one of the occasions I was asking for her autograph while she was out on a date (I’ve posted this story here before)
My dad and I bumped into Anthony Hopkins in Puebla when he was filming mask of Zoro. He was much taller than I expected.
Finally I bumped into Tina Turner in Zurich airport when I was returning from a friends bachelor party in January 2014. I said hi to her and she ignored me and I snapped a photo of her iconic blonde mat of hair over her black neck as she was walking away but I can’t find it rn.
I met Sinbad working over night shift at Kinko's around 97 or so, he was a nice dude, also I won a trip to Chicago Comic Con via Wizard magazine back in the day, was standing in back during a panel that Ben Affleck was talking in and right next to me somebody yelled something and people laughed, I looked over and it was Kevin Smith in his short and chubby days, dude was like short short, like 5'4" or so, I'm 6'1" and he was funny looking, hung out with Kevin Eastman for a bit hoping Julie Strain would show up but she never did
I met and conversed with Lacey Chabert in a chance encounter. I saw Hulk Hogan with his family in Nashville about 20 years ago. And I saw Brandi Belle in a store in Destin.
I spent an afternoon/evening doing some work experience on the set of The Hunter (2011) when I was a teen.
Not long after I showed up, Willem Dafoe stepped out of a portaloo, turned to me and a few others, and said 'what's a guy gotta do to get some toilet paper around here?'
Then he grinned at me and walked off to get ready for shooting. I didn't get a chance to talk to him again.
I helped lay down the snow (which loads of bags of ice for the ground and some white foam we put on the tree branches) in one of the final scenes where he burns the thylacine corpse. Cool experience.
I am a famous rich celebrity. You will never know who i am and i will call you homosexual in many threads and you will never know it is me. You love me though and i kinda dig this place. Except some of you lads who are into lookism.
Well, you will never get a more honest assessment of your work in film or cinema than on this site.
I suspect there are quite a few high profile actors who visit here that we may never know of.
Just don't spam your work trying to get a feel of how it was really seen by ya know, non sycophants.
I lie about the quality of films and attractiveness of actresses all the time. I've said multiple times that Brie is a cute, but I'm non-plussed on her honestly.
That is why I said not to spam the stuff.
The only way a discussion gets going and stays going is if it happens organically.
Trying to force it will just make people come out of the woodwork just to shit all over it whether they actually liked it or not.
Also, that's a really weird subject to lie about.
It's just board culture. We all have to pretend Jenna is a cute for instance. I also wouldn't say anything bad about actresses that get shown stuff on here. I also lied about Lavren being an ugly yoda thing because she was rude to us and called us perverts. Even though she's one of the most beautiful living women.
No.
My aunt's favorite niece (who i've never met) had a bit role as the troony rape victem "law & Order: SVU" and my aunt won't shut the frick up about it, acting as if starring role in the biggest movie of a generation. The aunt fills me in on the this nieces life whenever I see, despite me never having met her damn niece, or me not being related to her.
The "niece" is troony in holleywood, who hasn't landed a role in years ever since that one gimmick one, big surprise.
>2am local diner >be me trying to eat alone >no one else at the bar >random BLACK PERSON sits right next to me >ignore ignore ignore >sketching on a napkin >”what are you some kinda artist?” >”nah man just screwing around” >“Look like an artist to me” >he gets up to leave thank god >peek over >Dave Chapelle >now he’s going to make jokes about the racist white guy who wouldn’t look at him at the diner
>Riding on elevator >Door opens >Two guys and a girl get on >Fricking great >Look up at the ceiling so I don't have to acknowledge the existence of other people >Suddenly the broad pipes up: "It's okay to say hi, you know!" >Look at her >Realize she's famous but I have no idea who she is. >2 guys must be her bodyguards >Tap my ear and mouth "I'm on the phone" >There's nothing in my ear btw, no earbuds or bluetooth, no nothing >She looks confused and sort of sad. >Get off at my floor >"Yeah, sorry. It was just someone on the elevator." >Still don't know who it was
Sean Bean, the guy who played Boromir in LotR. He was super friendly and cool. In fact, he was so cool I didn't even want to mention that I recognized him as Boromir, I thought it would actually make things awkward. He really acts like any normal, friendly, happy-go-lucky guy. If you didn't know he was an actor, you would never guess.
Considering I grew up in Orange County NY I’ve seen the dad from Orange County Choppers like a million times at stores and restaurants. Seriously this mustache Black person is everywhere
I've randomly met Gerard Butler in NY in the Greenwich Village at a crossroads. He looked at me like he was gay and looking for some fun.
I've met David Bowie at a signing session. Actually shook his hand and got a picture of him signed. It was the best celebrity encounter, even though it lasted only 15 seconds haha.
No, but I shook hands with Mike "traitor swamp thing" Pence back in high school when he was still governor and hung out with his future daughter in law
Evangeline Lilly was my babysitter when I was little.
I almost met Jodelle Ferland.
I've seen a number of actors around Vancouver but never actually met them: Harrison Ford was standing looking out over the bay as we walked by, Finn Wolfhard walked past us to a film festival screening we were about to see, I walked past Ryan Gosling, and I'm 99% sure I met Ryan Reynold's brother when I worked as a cashier near Vancouver.
I think there are others but I don't remember
Dave Chappelle and Kat Williams
I worked near where he lives and they hung out and hit some golf balls one night.
That tiny motherfricker walked right behind me out of the bathroom and when I turned around to see who it was and made eye contact he hit me with the loudest fricking casual “HOW’S IT GOING” I’ve ever heard in my life. I swear I went deaf.
Monica Bellucci many times in Città di Castello, Italy -- she always goes there during summer. We spoke about food in a coffee bar and Jude Law at Pacha Ibizia in 2010, he was frickin' drunk and we had a bizarre chat in English mixing it with some very poor Spanish. Lovely man
Lived in LA and New York. If you hang around the nice areas and go to the trendy bars and underground hipster places you interact and become friendly with people in the industry as long as you don't act like a fan boy. A-listers with bodyguards are pretty much off limits though. But the rest of the 95% of the industry are just normal people. I'm average, but hung around a bunch of gym rat wannabe models. Got a lot more interactions than anyone would imagine. Place is expensive is hell, now I live in an average city and reminisce about it on Chinese cartoon forums.
My uncle dated Jason Newsted's ex-wife for a bit and got to hang out with Metallica in the early 90s.
Said everyone was cool as hell except Lars who acted like a crybaby prick for whatever reason.
I "saw" Obama at the airport once while he was president. It was like 2009 or 2010, the city the airport was in had one of the worst unemployment and foreclosure rates in the nation during the Recession so he was there to give an encouraging speech. I guess he was touring the country to get a feel for how people were doing before he bailed out all the big corporations and fricked us over more, kek
Of course it was huge deal that Air Force One was landing in a small airport so there was a crowd gathered to watch the runway but you couldn't have gotten anywhere near it. We were taking a flight that day though, so I got a good vantage point from one of the concourses up high. But we were really far away so the person who was believed to be Obama was just a burry guy in a suit like all the others, it was so sunny his blackness didn't show up either, so I guess I saw him come down the stairs, but we only knew which one was him when he walked away from the plane and had a mob of glowies surrounding him to get to the motorcade. I did see Charlie Christ greeting Obama for sure though, his spray tan was unmistakable.
Was on a TGV and Léa Seydoux was sitting in the same car, a little further down. I was about 80% sure it was her until she spoke on the phone and her voiced confirmed it. That's it, no one really bothered her.
My parents took me to see Burt Ward at the local fairgrounds when I was a kid. He was wearing the Robin costume and touring with the batmobile. This was the very early 80s, so he still looked the part. I got to meet him, get a photo with him, and got his autograph. It was pretty sweet for a young Batman fan.
I saw Aidan Gillen at a Tesco in Dublin yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but that I didn’t want to be a c**t and make baneposting overshadow his more serious roles.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Crunchie bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
Not an actor, but my mom's cousin (not sure what kind of relation that is to me? Second uncle or something?) is a former famous soccer player from Poland, household name in Poland.
I met the bald guy from The Community.
That's it.
I saw Harrison Ford eating lunch alone reading Don Quixote. I didn't want to be rude, but how often do you get to meet your heroes? So I walked up an introduced myself, and his eyes LIT UP like a little kid when I told him how much I loved Star Wars. He invited me to join him and we talked about Star Wars for half an hour, twin grins plastered on each other's faces the whole time. Always glad to meet a fan, I guess. Nice guy
I'd been ordering random small items off of Amazon in a bid to see Emma Dumont and it actually paid off >Last month >Day off so I have a tube of toothpaste coming from Amazon >have to make sure I check same-day delivery or else it could just be the mailman delivering it I think >anyway this was my 18th attempt >"Your package is 4 stops away!" >live in crummy apartment so only way to peek out is the peephole >stood at the door for like 20 minutes or so, face smashed against the peephole >swear my left side vision is worse from the sun still >finally Amazon truck pulls up >driver fairly tall >definitely female >Oh shit what if it is Emma, should I open the door and surprise her? >wait, what if I do that and it isn't her >Frick >Package dropped, grabs the scan gun to confirm >sure enough it's her, unmistakable with that ayy lmao face >didn't get a full frontal view, it was like a three quarters >tbh wouldn't have recognized her if I didn't know how chubby she is now or what she looks like no makeup >still cute, totally would >inadvertantly jump in excitement and hit the door, shit definitely noticably moved from her side and it makes a noise anyway >maybe she heard, does a glance at the door and then hustles back to the van >realize later I should have my phone filming through the peephole but alas
My friend has one of the coolest celebrity encounter stories I've heard. When he was 6 or so, he went to a theme park. He's a huge Ghostbusters fan, but he has asthma and was unable to go to the stage show because of the smoke or pyrotechnics or something. .He was really disappointed, but Ernie Hudson happened to be there that day and showed him his own inhaler and they talked about ghosts for fifteen minutes.
Back in the early 2000s, I worked in Hollywood in the costume department. I chilled with too many stars to mention (went mountain climbing with Tom Cruise, went clubbing with Leonardo DiCaprio, beat Keanu in a motorcycle race just to name a few), but what was really noticeable is how I got along with the starlets. I soon got a reputation for making them, ahem, comfortable. There was a natural degree of intimacy on set when I showed them their costumes and they would insist I help adjust their boobs, etc. Anyway, more than a few times we would end up back in their trailer, and one thing lead to another, ha ha. A gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell, but I'll just say that Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Alba are just a few of the women who have fond memories of me 😉
I met Ben Stein. Told him me and my cousins liked "Win Ben Stein's Money" and was it ever coming back. He said >I wish, but Jimmy Kimmel was the star of that show, and he's not doing it.
I was at a hotel when I saw Jeff Goldblum getting into an elevator heading down. I nodded at him and he nodded back. Before the door closed, I did that weird reverse nod/chin up thing, and he did it back. I ran down the stairs hoping to catch him in the lobby, but I didn't find him.
No lol
Met Matthew McConaughy biking outside my apartment, met Michael Moore at the airport.
Emily Procter came in to a local restaurant I was working at back in 2013 and everyone got pictures with her. This was in the middle of fricking nowhere btw
All women are actors
I met Bill Nye, Felicia Day and Chris Sabat, does that count?
I met Bill Nye when I was a kid at the height of his popularity in the 90s. He was a fricking butthole lmao
Yeah he was. That was my memory of him too. Total dick.
never watched him as a kid but when i saw that sex junk thing on his show posted here i immediately knew he was a piece of shit
I live in LA and I've never ran into an actor.
How? I've run into 2 just passing through LAX. Adam Brody from the OC and Mr Big from sex in the city. I lived in NYC for about 5 years and ran into like 10 or more that I noticed.
Multiple. Rose Byrne and Sophie Lowe were the best looking.
Leo walked right by me when I was in the audience of a late night tv show.
There used to be posts on here about people in Los Angeles and New York and how they hooked up with celebrities via Tinder and other discrete dating apps. They even had detailed stories and pictures. But a few years ago they started deleting them even from /b/. Probably for legal reasons. I wonder if anybody screengrabbed them. As to the question, I once matched with a side Pretty Little Liars actress but they never responded. That's about it. My life is sad.
post the archive links to the threads or you're full of shit
I wasn't going to spoon-feed you, but I found this old one easily. There used to be a bunch on /b/, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile but I don't think they're even in archives. Wiped by the elite. True lost media. But yeah, most are larps.
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/744354585/
Don't do this. He's full of shit and you could get sued for spreading misinformatin about celebrities anyway.
What the frick is happening here?
>you could get sued for discussing a published article
Who’s poojewing who?
Famous people use their own secret dating apps. Atleast research before you larp
It's called Raya. And it's not a super secret app, you just have to have a large social media following or pay to get in. And not all actresses and entertainers are A-List. There's about half a dozen apps where cable and streaming c-level entertainers pop up. As long as you aren't some elephant man looking freak you'll match with some. You don't even have to live there. Just stay in a nice hotel in LA/NY and you can find good stuff in the area if you know what you're doing.
there was one within the last year who said he hooked up with scarlett johansson in new orleans when she was making her tom waits record and everyone made fun of him for larping and then he dropped a scan of a polaroid of them together lol
I remember that shit. I've literally never been more jealous of an anon.
>driving around town
>minding my own business
>see Jon Stewart
>wave to him
>he does the classic )--------( face
>naw, frick that, pull out my phone at the next stop
>take a pic
>instead of smiling he just looks at me like he didn't bring this upon himself
>pic related
what an butthole
What do you actually expect?
I have a cousin who worked on some biopic with Tom Hiddleston and Elizabeth Olsen. She was a big Hiddleston fan and was disappointed because he was kind of snobby through the shoot. She said Elizabeth Olsen was very nice though.
I know a chick who met a number of stars when she was younger. She lived with her uncle and aunt and her two cousins after her dad was put in prison for killing her mom. Her uncle was, I am not kidding here, a plumber.
This shit sounds crazy, but apparently her uncle got a reputation for being discreet with a few of the right people, and available 24/7, so his name got around to a few stars who partied a lot and they would recommend him to their friends. He was the guy to call when you backed up your toilet with fifty people over at your house from whatever drug fueled orgy or party you had going on.
Apparently, stars and their guests would flush a lot of things that should not be flushed. She told me about meeting Shia Leboef once early in the morning when her uncle was called there. At some point the night before, the two dozen people had gotten drunk, high, and naked and started flushing their clothes down the toilet and ended up flooding the downstairs.
Shia came running downstairs naked to thank the uncle for showing up on short notice, and didn't know he had brought his niece with him. She said Shia is a fairly healthy shower, not a grower and that he was the only person there. She said it was mostly panties and underwear, but there were some shirts in there too.
Cue the people who are going to scream LARPER, IDGAF.
Oh, I myself saw and walked past Fat Joe at an airport in 2006, and I banged a chick back in 2001 who worked in the SFX department on the Lost In Space movie. I also shook R Lee Ermey's hand and got to talk to him while part of a small crowd, which was pretty cool. He was at the base to film an episode of Mail Call with the MK19. And, I was part of a small group that got to have a few drinks with Dan Brown in Dubai while he was there promoting his book Inferno. Even got a personalized, signed copy of it for my wife as a Christmas gift and we got a couple photos with him.
>I know a chick who *fricked* a number of stars when she was younger
Fix'd.
No, she did not.
She's definitely gay as hell, and has been since shortly sfter puberty started.
She's never had a dick in her, and is repulsed at the idea. I knew that from way before she mentioned having met any famous people.
Riiiight.
So you'll believe I met R Lee Ermey while I was shooting a 40MM grenade launching machinegun, but can't believe I know a gay chick?
That's a weird one, but okay.
Did you ask R Lee Ermey how he feels about being a fake Gunny?
Dunno wtf you are talking about. The Marines promoted him a rank when he got out. It's quite common for injured soldiers getting medboarded or retiring soldiers, or KIA servicemembers to receive a one rank bump to make them look better on their paperwork.
>The Marines promoted him a rank when he got out
Aka a fake Gunny.
Well, your rank determines the level of retirement pay you get when you retire.
Higher rank=more money.
He had the right to call himself a Gunny, so he did.
Kek, they wouldn't let you join huh?
he was given an honorary promotion to Gunny later on
yeah, it wasn't all that odd to have met him as a Marine. hell, I met him twice, once in Kuwait and another time in Oceanside, CA. in Oceanside, he told us a story, which I am heavily paraphrasing here. he said something to the tune of "before you buttholes spend all day asking me why I kissed Jack Black in Saving Silverman, I will just go ahead and tell you now. it's because they gave me $200,000"
Can't say I blame him.
200K is a lot of money.
He wasn't out there for very long at the range, maybe an hour before they were done with the clip they wanted for Mail Call. Then he answered a few questions and gave us a pep talk congratulating us for joining, "even if it was just the Army" he said, and then they took off.
I found the episode years and years ago and looked to see if I was visible, but no luck. Saw one guy I remembered, but really there were around 200 of us there at the range, so I might have missed seeing myself.
I liked that he had a sense of humor and could be funny in addition to being terrifying.
I mean, I'd seen him in a few movies, FMJ, of course, but also The Frighteners where he played the exact same character but without the name. And he was great in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake.
I would have done it for $2. Saving Silverman is an underrated classic.
>This shit sounds crazy, but apparently her uncle got a reputation for being discreet
>He was the guy to call when you backed up your toilet with fifty people over at your house
>They called him: "the plumber"
crazy shit indeed
I think he meant that the uncle didn't run around talking about shit he saw in the houses going on.
We all know Shia was a drugged out nutjob for many years and that he went insane for a while during HWNDU, so some of what the guy said is probably true. I got no idea about the dick stuff, but it makes sense in a weird way that a bunch of drunk and high people would try flushing random things down the toilet like a bunch of five year olds.
I rate it a plausible story, maybe, maybe not true.
I live in Los Angeles and I've seen Elle Fanning around town. She's very lovely in person. And Alexandra Daddario's sister has beautiful eyes.
Tom Cruise came into our small town gas station in 2005. War of the Worlds had just come out and he was taking a cross country tour by himself on a motocycle
(not a motorcycle, he was very clear about this) and needed to fill up. He asked why the front door was there and I thought he meant, like, is it open or closed but
he stopped me and said, "No. Why is it right there" like the actual spot of the door. I said I don't know, I suppose the guys building it thought that was the best spot
for it. He kept pacing back and forth looking straight down muttering about getting "his guys to fix this" over and over. Anyways, he paid for his gas and asked how long
I owned the place. I told him I just work there, it's an after school job. He said, "school might be now but the gas is always around" then put on his helmet and rode
West out of town. I don't know what he meant by that but I always make sure to say it just in case it was smart
Kino. Film it. I'll do the poster.
>Scanners.gif
kek
made me lul
I went on a date with a girl (like barely more than a playdate) when I was 12, to a roller skating rink. She went on to not be an actress but stupidly famous and important, like technically a historical figure. I can't say who for obvious reasons, but the other funny part is that I never mention it irl because I'm scared some tabloid homosexuals will try and get in touch with me.
It could only be Kate Middleton
she still pines for him
So her love of pantyhose goes back a ways. Hot.
Yeah, that's who i would guess as well.
Holy kino, anyone got a link? I understand it might have been scrubbed
Monica Lewinsky. The tabloids have found you. They are coming for you, anon.
You are FRICKED. I'm going to find you, gayhot.
Greta Thunberg
It's either a politician like Jacinta Ardern or a criminal like the Silicon Valley chick who made the fake blood test company
I met Wiley Wiggins when I helped my friend move in with him. He made me promise not to bring up his acting career even though Wiley had a gigantic still from Waking Life above his bed. I was so infuriated my friend did that and I'm still mad about it to this day especially since I never met him again.
Another person from Dazed and Confused the token black guy Jason Smith was friends with a friend of a friend of mine. We were at a party at this friends house with a really nice band practice set up and they started playing with J on vocals. I never heard anyone refer to him as Jason. This was in 1992 so I enthusiastically asked if they knew any Nirvana and everyone laughed at me.
I think I'm the only human on this board right now who knew who you meant when you said Wiley Wiggins. You ever meet Harry Knowles? Does he really smell like they say he does.
No but as I recall an old coworker did and used to hang out at his place or something like that. I dont remember any stories let alone about a smell but looking at him I would assume the rumors are true.
Get a room Austin-people. Nobody cares about your "celebrities". Brie Larsen is in the board.
At that same record store I got chewed out by my boss for pouring Jimmie Vaughan a beer with too much head. Again, record store employee not bartender.
i went to disney world with my family and on one of the park buses we met this brit bong girl who couldn't have been older than 10 riding by herself. claimed she was there shooting commercials and auditioning for disney kids or something. no idea if she ever made it into anything though.
Brie Larson here. Ama.
Show feet.
What's that mean?
Is that like "shoe on the head" or something?
Now I know you are not Brie Larsen.
Any response Brie would have made would be to be pissed, and Brie does not know anything about "shoe on the head".
Now, show crusty crawly toenails with a timestamp, and we'll believe you. We don't want to see your breasts or vag, we want the FEET!
What dating app do you use? What's the biggest loser you've slept with from a dating app? Do any anons on Cinemaphile stand a chance?
I don't use dating apps anymore. The last time I was on one was maybe 8 or so years ago, lol.
I never dated anyone from the app, just chatted.
How would I know who's who here?
Hey, drummer in a band here. You fricked my lead singer and ruined our career. Eat shit longfoot.
Just assume everyone here is a degenerate outcast. Some have a heart of gold though. Would you? Also, did Jonah Hill ever try to seduce you with surfing or Jiu-Jitsu? Those seem like his go to moves.
Did you really flash your buttplug in that one youtube video?
Which one are you talking about? lol.
?t=407
Frick me, there is something shiny inside her shorts right around the butthole area.
Even at 25% speed, it's just a quick glimpse.
Fun note.
That five seconds is the most watched part of the video.
And the video has 169K views.
I want to believe. Or should I say BRIElieve.
That's funny, of all the people you could've chosen it was her, and I'd just watched Captain Marvel tonight.
Are you related to Camembert Larson or Gruyere Larson?
I met Tommy Lee Jones at the bar in a restaurant while he was in town apparently filming Lonesome Dove. We were having dinner and my mom said go over to that man and ask him if he's tommy lee jones. I think I was 10 at the time and when he said yes I just said ok thanks. I remember he was talking to a woman he was with and apparently that woman was Diane Lane
I sat next to Rob Schneider on a airplane when I was 11. He talked about weird shit like juice cleanses, and then he proceeded to watch me play pokemon fire red and ask me questions about my pokemon for the next 3 hours of the flight.
I used to work in a record store with this massive warehouse in the back and I'd always go digging around and pull out all this cool or weird stuff. One time I pulled out this cd of what I very vaguely recall was erotic phone calls. Something like that. Anyway I put it on display of course. Then one day when I walked through the door for my shift I was immediately accosted by all my coworkers asking "You remember that cd of erotic phone calls you put out? You'll never believe who bought it." Eric Stoltz
I met Jamie Lee Curtis when I was a kid in Marks & Spencer on Oxford Street. I remember I recognised her, but I was a kid and pretty shy. I thought she was a friend of my mom's, because they talked and laughed for a bit. I remember she leaned down towards me and said hi, but I was shy and kinda hid behind my mom.
I was really young, but I remember it pretty vividly.
Post funny stories, darn it
My autistic dad used to work in Beverly Hills as a technician. This one day he's in an upper-class neighborhood after fixing something for a bigwig, having trouble finding his way out because of all the loops. Ends up getting dead-ended and pulls up into someone's driveway to turn around, almost rams into the owner who was pulling up right about then. My dad looks and it's Christian Slater driving a truck with all his friends. They just glared at him as he pulled out and left
I went to this True Romance special screening at the Safari Inn in Burbank. Their special guests were Brosnon Pinchot, the guy who played Gary Oldman's henchman, the guy who played the taco stand attendant, and Christian Slater's dad.
Best story so far.
I lost my virginity at a comic book convention then went downstairs and bragged to Butch Patrick aka Eddie Munster. I dont remember what he said if anything probably oh thats nice. We'd been bothering him literally all weekend.
I met Henry Rollins at a book signing and kept asking him if he was in L7 and insisting he was mistaken and just forgetting.
not stars but I met Megan gale once, I yelled out to manu Fidel when I saw him across the street on the phone, and I saw Matt Preston once at a club
Holy fricking kek. I used to serve Gale regularly. Fricking hate seeing models irl. Miranda Kerr was really, really cute too.
Megan Kate Gale is an Australian model and actress. Born in Perth, Western Australia, Gale won a model contest when she was 18 in her home town. In 1999 she was cast in a series of commercials for the Italian branch of telecommunications company Vodafone.
Emmanuel Feildel is a French-Australian chef, restaurateur and television presenter trained in England, who is best known as one of the judges of the competitive cooking show My Kitchen Rules.
Matt Preston is an English-Australian food critic, writer, food journalist, television and radio presenter. He is best known for his role as a judge on Network Ten's MasterChef Australia between 2009 and 2019
I've met lots of them
Grew up with a D-list actor and was best friends with him for a while. Lived in Los Angeles for a few years and though most of my friends in Hollywood were producers/techs, I'd occasionally hang out with actors. Half of my wife's Facebook is D-list actors/actresses she met through me.
For example?
I met Reeve Carney in NYC when I didn't even know who he was kek, just that he was an actor
I hope not
Met Hugh Jackman briefly when he was going through an Australian airport one morning, we were in the same (short) line at customs to enter the country. Pretty brief encounter, but he was honestly a decent enough guy, we spoke briefly about something (not films), then we were through customs and that was that.
I went to high school with David Gordon Green and all my friends say I knew him but I think they're mistaken. I knew the guy who did most of his music though David Wingo
Coolest connect itt.
checked based and connection pilled
One of my friends grew up with him and they used to make a bunch of home movies together but I never saw any. Everyone thinks it hysterical that I say I dont know him and never even met him but I insist.
I saw Matthew Mcconaughey at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Holy shit, I had a similar experience with Ryan Gosling.
Met some politicians, same thing.
Trump? The M?
John McCain in the airport right after he got that cancer lump removed from his face. Other ones are local or inconsiquential.
Oh, and I use to frick (gf for almost 2 years) someone 20 years agowho is still on TV daily, not really an actor, a talk show panelist during national daytime tv.
>Oh, and I use to frick (gf for almost 2 years) someone 20 years agowho is still on TV daily, not really an actor, a talk show panelist during national daytime tv.
American tv? Gimme another hint.
yes american tv, she's on the view
Whoopie goldberg?
lol no, cause my statement about her not being an actor/actress would not be true either.
I'll save you the trouble of guessing further, Sara Haines
Im gonna tweet her you fricked whoopoe on the side
I wouldn't care, she'd prob laugh or ignore it. She's married to a israelite with 3 kids.
Can you offer any proof whatsoever?
sure sec, took a picture of a picture of an old ass pic of her in my photo albums. You know, before digital only photos.
So was this about 20 years ago or exactly? What years are we talking about here?
I'm not giving details about myself, sorry.
So you must be old as shit. Absolutely no offense. How long have you been posting here?
checked, over 15 years.
i'm not super ol
damn you must be closing in on like 100 years by now
She looks like she fricks Teds, anon
Yeah, that's cool and all but what was it like to frick Whoopi?
this is cool and all, but was this before or after you fricked whoopi?
Lmao 3 seconds apart we all jumped on the same joke
YOU FRICKED WHOOPIE GOLDBERG?!?!
you made whoopi with whoopi? my fricking man dawg
I walked past a certain vaguely famous Tunisian knife fighter in Atlantic City in 2014ish. I was too embarrassed that I knew who he was to say anything.
You saw the renowned terrorist cumianovski and didn't alert authorities?
Why can’t he just behave?
lol and this racist piece of shit is supposed to be "white" lmaooooooooo
The dude playing Adam Warlock and Lana Del Rey (if she ever acted). They were both cool.
>met
I banged daddario when we were both 13
thats bullshit but I believe it
Yeah. My m8 in a club, VB, fingered etc.
I've met the entire cast of Friday Night Lights when they filmed in Austin over the years. Taylor Kitsch is the coolest dude. Adrianne Palicki was a huge c**t. Minka Kelly never stayed past shoots. Jesse Plemons was such a fricking bro. Gilford was quiet but nice. Brad Leland was the chillest. Never met Jordan during the last run.
Yep I met one too when they were here. He was a customer. I knew nothing about the show etc and as I very vaguely recall only met him once.
Yes, but not Hollywood ones.
Vincent Cassel and Tony Jaa, both in Singapore.
I met Ella Freya at a festival this summer. I was high on xtc so I had fun talking, though our conversation was short.
Damn, that's pretty cool. Was it in Asia or Europe? Isn't she in Korea now?
I met Shannon Elizabeth once and sperged the frick out about it. I am still ashamed of it to this day.
I met Arnold Schwarzenegger at one his campaign rallies. I had a "Butcher of Bakersfield" sign and he saw it and laughed. He came over, shook my hand and autographed my sign. That sign was a treasured possession until some girl I hooked up with in college stole it from me because I made out with her friend.
Nice dude. Supposedly Shannon Elizabeth is really chill and nice.
Yeah she was really nice and I had a huge crush on her and made it awkward as shit. I still cringe when I think about it.
I remember one guy talking about how he met her at some celebrity basketball game and she gave him her sweaty towel after he asked for it, and I was jealous he got to sniff it.
Just be happy I actually came through and proved it, and not just some made up BS story. (not sure why you'd make that up anyway)
Agreed. Why would anyone lie on the internet?
I'm best friends with a famous youtuber.
who
No specifics, and I don't really follow it, but the same greater-circle as the Sidemen.
Autographs when we go to the pub famous, with millionaire success.
How famous? Honestly even millions of followers don't mean much when it comes to youtubes, you just have to be one of the bigger players in your niche
My high-school gf became a famous youtuber in my country. Not to brag, but mostly because she's hot (she was cute at the time, but not hot).
Who is she? Give us a clue.
I met the town rapist a few times
You can't meet yourself, anon.
Cool it with the anti-white sentiment, will ya?
Purple Aki?
Yes, lots of them. None of them particularly famous though. Mostly theater people.
Yes, met the girl, who was on autistic detective show from the 2000s.
kristen bell? aka veronica mars
Nope! The main actor was sort of autistic.
>arnold schwarzenegger in a presidential fitness thing
>jesse ventura
>kimberly elise
>louis anderson
>robin williams
>dennis banks
>irene bedard (smoke signals/pocohontas)
>kevin garnett
>joel hodgson
>mike nelson
>sean william scott
>kevin sorbo
>al franken (writer, not actor, but he still has the weird physicality giant head actor thing going on)
>meryl streep
>woody harrelson
No, and I hope to keep it that way.
The first thing I've seen, when visiting the US in 2004, was the whole G-Unit crew and 50 Cent. (also actor so not off-topic)
We arrived at JFK when they cleared the line next to us and the whole ngubu parade walked by.
I’ve met many. I have stories
I worked in a restaurant in north Los Angeles
Did you ever give people scripts?
No. But I should have.
I waited on so many celebrities. Oscar winners, beautiful women, billy crystals sour family, etc
Basically just got their autographs if that qualifies. Pearl too who I was a little more talkative with.
At that same theater the kid from Troll 2 interviewed me for the documentary Best Worst Film. I made the dvd outtakes but none of my interview.
I met Isabella Scorupco a couple of years ago. even at like 50 she is so beautiful in person I could feel my knees wobble a little
My cousin was dating a Hemsworth.
The uncle actually tried to scare him away, he was laying on the "sceptical father" bit way too hard.
I pissed off my cousin because I refused to remember his name and kept calling him Liam.
A few here and there, my folks used to know John Candy before he passed away, he used to buy flowers at the store my Mom worked in.
And yeah, he was super frickin' cool, got to know all the staff on a first name basis because that's just the kind of guy he was. I have a Teddy Bear he bought for my Mom when I was born, now given it to my kid. I never got to meet him though.
I went to a convention once, a load of D-listers mostly and they were buttholes. The two cool ones were;
>Sylvester Mccoy, he read my kid a Mr Man/Doctor who book and signed it for her.
>John Rhys Davies, who took 10 minutes to to coach some kid who wanted to be a director, and he apologised to the rest of the line waiting to see him but said he had something very important to do. Handled it so well, and gave the kid some really good insights.
>my folks used to know John Candy before he passed away
Oh interesting. My parents knew him after.
I guess you are trying to say a bot made this thread?
Frankly, I don't give a frick.
Between the ten spam oppenheimer threads, the Gadon gay, fifteen kinokinokino threads that all spam the same fricking webms, the hunter Schafer spamgay, the fifth thread today b***hing about April O'Neil now being a fat black woman, the tenth Miles morales thread, the eighth druk thread, and an even dozen Barbie threads, this thread was different.
This board is not quite as astroturfed and spammed as /b/ or /misc/, but damn is it close.
Was refreshing to see something unusual.
met Margot Robbie, mega hot irl and very sweet.
I saw her at the casino once
I remember seeing Anna Kendrick at the chemist once. I think she was picking something up for her haemorrhoids or something
I met her once at SoHo House and she was nice.
Member or guest of someone? I've been to the LA one a few times. Don't have the clout to be a member. Never actually met someone I recognized there.
one of my cousins stars in one of those soap operas I don't watch TV so no idea which or as who
I sat on his knee
I met one from my country when I was doing my army service, he was a comedian and came to see a family member at the military hospital I was guarding. Nice guy, cracked a joke while I was taking in his info. He was later found guilty of rape
You a flip? Their actors do a lot of the rape.
Nope, Greek
Pretty sure I once had a three-way with Judi Dench and Helen Mirren. It was the 60’s though, and I was doing a lot of acid back then… also, Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys was there for some reason?
… to be fair it was A LOT of acid
>Have a massive crush on Natalie Portman as a kid
>See her on the street one day
>Stare for a bit and walk the opposite direction, that I just came from, so to not appear as creepy
>Have a massive crush on Natalie Portman as a kid
>See her on the street one day
>Stare for a bit and walk the opposite direction, that I just came from, because she's old now
This was early 2000's. Attack Of The Clones.
>because she's old now
>not because I'm a hopeless shut in who can't talk to girls, let alone my star crush
>no, really
I was eating a bubble o bill ice cream, somebody taps me on the shoulder, turn around and Steve Irwin smiles and asked me where I bought it. I point out the shop and he says "THANKS MATEEEEE"
yeah. my ex. she's always been a faker.
ewww frick no
actors are lower than prostitutes
I’ve met Trump a handful of times when I worked for his admin. Dude comes off very charming and nice. Nowhere near as stupid as reports make him out to be.
I’ve met Netanyahu once. He comes off nice but I’ve heard him and his family are like the Clintons: externally friendly but ruthless in their ambition.
I’ve met Natalie Portman on two separate occasions. She was never particularly nice, but to be fair, on one of the occasions I was asking for her autograph while she was out on a date (I’ve posted this story here before)
My dad and I bumped into Anthony Hopkins in Puebla when he was filming mask of Zoro. He was much taller than I expected.
Finally I bumped into Tina Turner in Zurich airport when I was returning from a friends bachelor party in January 2014. I said hi to her and she ignored me and I snapped a photo of her iconic blonde mat of hair over her black neck as she was walking away but I can’t find it rn.
I met Sinbad working over night shift at Kinko's around 97 or so, he was a nice dude, also I won a trip to Chicago Comic Con via Wizard magazine back in the day, was standing in back during a panel that Ben Affleck was talking in and right next to me somebody yelled something and people laughed, I looked over and it was Kevin Smith in his short and chubby days, dude was like short short, like 5'4" or so, I'm 6'1" and he was funny looking, hung out with Kevin Eastman for a bit hoping Julie Strain would show up but she never did
I met and conversed with Lacey Chabert in a chance encounter. I saw Hulk Hogan with his family in Nashville about 20 years ago. And I saw Brandi Belle in a store in Destin.
Thalía, James Cromwell and Rihanna.
I spent an afternoon/evening doing some work experience on the set of The Hunter (2011) when I was a teen.
Not long after I showed up, Willem Dafoe stepped out of a portaloo, turned to me and a few others, and said 'what's a guy gotta do to get some toilet paper around here?'
Then he grinned at me and walked off to get ready for shooting. I didn't get a chance to talk to him again.
I helped lay down the snow (which loads of bags of ice for the ground and some white foam we put on the tree branches) in one of the final scenes where he burns the thylacine corpse. Cool experience.
Based Tasmanian. How's your sister/wife doing? Heard you guys opened a new a traffic light.
I am a famous rich celebrity. You will never know who i am and i will call you homosexual in many threads and you will never know it is me. You love me though and i kinda dig this place. Except some of you lads who are into lookism.
Hi Dane
>chat gpt, give me a list of ugly celebrities
Someone called me a gay in a John C. Reilly thread.
Well, you will never get a more honest assessment of your work in film or cinema than on this site.
I suspect there are quite a few high profile actors who visit here that we may never know of.
Just don't spam your work trying to get a feel of how it was really seen by ya know, non sycophants.
I lie about the quality of films and attractiveness of actresses all the time. I've said multiple times that Brie is a cute, but I'm non-plussed on her honestly.
That is why I said not to spam the stuff.
The only way a discussion gets going and stays going is if it happens organically.
Trying to force it will just make people come out of the woodwork just to shit all over it whether they actually liked it or not.
Also, that's a really weird subject to lie about.
It's just board culture. We all have to pretend Jenna is a cute for instance. I also wouldn't say anything bad about actresses that get shown stuff on here. I also lied about Lavren being an ugly yoda thing because she was rude to us and called us perverts. Even though she's one of the most beautiful living women.
Brie being attractive, I mean.
Being a celebrity proves lookism is real. You got famous in large part for your looks. Anyone who says looks don't matter is lying.
I'm Rupert Grint.
PROVE It butthole
shut the frick up Brie
Hi James Woods
I met Bill Paxton and his aura was powerful
No.
My aunt's favorite niece (who i've never met) had a bit role as the troony rape victem "law & Order: SVU" and my aunt won't shut the frick up about it, acting as if starring role in the biggest movie of a generation. The aunt fills me in on the this nieces life whenever I see, despite me never having met her damn niece, or me not being related to her.
The "niece" is troony in holleywood, who hasn't landed a role in years ever since that one gimmick one, big surprise.
brad pitt walked next to me and we made eye contact for 5 sec i think he was wearing glasses but I said nothing and moved on
>2am local diner
>be me trying to eat alone
>no one else at the bar
>random BLACK PERSON sits right next to me
>ignore ignore ignore
>sketching on a napkin
>”what are you some kinda artist?”
>”nah man just screwing around”
>“Look like an artist to me”
>he gets up to leave thank god
>peek over
>Dave Chapelle
>now he’s going to make jokes about the racist white guy who wouldn’t look at him at the diner
>Riding on elevator
>Door opens
>Two guys and a girl get on
>Fricking great
>Look up at the ceiling so I don't have to acknowledge the existence of other people
>Suddenly the broad pipes up: "It's okay to say hi, you know!"
>Look at her
>Realize she's famous but I have no idea who she is.
>2 guys must be her bodyguards
>Tap my ear and mouth "I'm on the phone"
>There's nothing in my ear btw, no earbuds or bluetooth, no nothing
>She looks confused and sort of sad.
>Get off at my floor
>"Yeah, sorry. It was just someone on the elevator."
>Still don't know who it was
@189028895
Is this mental illness?
new homosexual
i think i met the chuckle brothers as a kid, but i dont remember it
very sad about that
>to me, to you
truly genius
Sean Bean, the guy who played Boromir in LotR. He was super friendly and cool. In fact, he was so cool I didn't even want to mention that I recognized him as Boromir, I thought it would actually make things awkward. He really acts like any normal, friendly, happy-go-lucky guy. If you didn't know he was an actor, you would never guess.
@189034851
Nah, I just don't want to give (you's) to buttholes
Considering I grew up in Orange County NY I’ve seen the dad from Orange County Choppers like a million times at stores and restaurants. Seriously this mustache Black person is everywhere
Worked in a hotel and worked with Michael Jai White. Scariest homie I've ever seen irl.
In terms of appearance or attitude? I'm not surprised Spawn is intimidating.
I've randomly met Gerard Butler in NY in the Greenwich Village at a crossroads. He looked at me like he was gay and looking for some fun.
I've met David Bowie at a signing session. Actually shook his hand and got a picture of him signed. It was the best celebrity encounter, even though it lasted only 15 seconds haha.
No, but I shook hands with Mike "traitor swamp thing" Pence back in high school when he was still governor and hung out with his future daughter in law
Evangeline Lilly was my babysitter when I was little.
I almost met Jodelle Ferland.
I've seen a number of actors around Vancouver but never actually met them: Harrison Ford was standing looking out over the bay as we walked by, Finn Wolfhard walked past us to a film festival screening we were about to see, I walked past Ryan Gosling, and I'm 99% sure I met Ryan Reynold's brother when I worked as a cashier near Vancouver.
I think there are others but I don't remember
Dave Chappelle and Kat Williams
I worked near where he lives and they hung out and hit some golf balls one night.
That tiny motherfricker walked right behind me out of the bathroom and when I turned around to see who it was and made eye contact he hit me with the loudest fricking casual “HOW’S IT GOING” I’ve ever heard in my life. I swear I went deaf.
Monica Bellucci many times in Città di Castello, Italy -- she always goes there during summer. We spoke about food in a coffee bar and Jude Law at Pacha Ibizia in 2010, he was frickin' drunk and we had a bizarre chat in English mixing it with some very poor Spanish. Lovely man
Lived in LA and New York. If you hang around the nice areas and go to the trendy bars and underground hipster places you interact and become friendly with people in the industry as long as you don't act like a fan boy. A-listers with bodyguards are pretty much off limits though. But the rest of the 95% of the industry are just normal people. I'm average, but hung around a bunch of gym rat wannabe models. Got a lot more interactions than anyone would imagine. Place is expensive is hell, now I live in an average city and reminisce about it on Chinese cartoon forums.
stories?
My uncle dated Jason Newsted's ex-wife for a bit and got to hang out with Metallica in the early 90s.
Said everyone was cool as hell except Lars who acted like a crybaby prick for whatever reason.
your mom
I "saw" Obama at the airport once while he was president. It was like 2009 or 2010, the city the airport was in had one of the worst unemployment and foreclosure rates in the nation during the Recession so he was there to give an encouraging speech. I guess he was touring the country to get a feel for how people were doing before he bailed out all the big corporations and fricked us over more, kek
Of course it was huge deal that Air Force One was landing in a small airport so there was a crowd gathered to watch the runway but you couldn't have gotten anywhere near it. We were taking a flight that day though, so I got a good vantage point from one of the concourses up high. But we were really far away so the person who was believed to be Obama was just a burry guy in a suit like all the others, it was so sunny his blackness didn't show up either, so I guess I saw him come down the stairs, but we only knew which one was him when he walked away from the plane and had a mob of glowies surrounding him to get to the motorcade. I did see Charlie Christ greeting Obama for sure though, his spray tan was unmistakable.
Was on a TGV and Léa Seydoux was sitting in the same car, a little further down. I was about 80% sure it was her until she spoke on the phone and her voiced confirmed it. That's it, no one really bothered her.
Mads Mikkelsen
My parents took me to see Burt Ward at the local fairgrounds when I was a kid. He was wearing the Robin costume and touring with the batmobile. This was the very early 80s, so he still looked the part. I got to meet him, get a photo with him, and got his autograph. It was pretty sweet for a young Batman fan.
I saw Aidan Gillen at a Tesco in Dublin yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but that I didn’t want to be a c**t and make baneposting overshadow his more serious roles.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Crunchie bars in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
I saw Tom Hanks once in a supermarket
Not an actor, but my mom's cousin (not sure what kind of relation that is to me? Second uncle or something?) is a former famous soccer player from Poland, household name in Poland.
I met the bald guy from The Community.
That's it.
I saw Harrison Ford eating lunch alone reading Don Quixote. I didn't want to be rude, but how often do you get to meet your heroes? So I walked up an introduced myself, and his eyes LIT UP like a little kid when I told him how much I loved Star Wars. He invited me to join him and we talked about Star Wars for half an hour, twin grins plastered on each other's faces the whole time. Always glad to meet a fan, I guess. Nice guy
I'd been ordering random small items off of Amazon in a bid to see Emma Dumont and it actually paid off
>Last month
>Day off so I have a tube of toothpaste coming from Amazon
>have to make sure I check same-day delivery or else it could just be the mailman delivering it I think
>anyway this was my 18th attempt
>"Your package is 4 stops away!"
>live in crummy apartment so only way to peek out is the peephole
>stood at the door for like 20 minutes or so, face smashed against the peephole
>swear my left side vision is worse from the sun still
>finally Amazon truck pulls up
>driver fairly tall
>definitely female
>Oh shit what if it is Emma, should I open the door and surprise her?
>wait, what if I do that and it isn't her
>Frick
>Package dropped, grabs the scan gun to confirm
>sure enough it's her, unmistakable with that ayy lmao face
>didn't get a full frontal view, it was like a three quarters
>tbh wouldn't have recognized her if I didn't know how chubby she is now or what she looks like no makeup
>still cute, totally would
>inadvertantly jump in excitement and hit the door, shit definitely noticably moved from her side and it makes a noise anyway
>maybe she heard, does a glance at the door and then hustles back to the van
>realize later I should have my phone filming through the peephole but alas
kek I had to google Emma Dumont and she looks exactly like my gf but I think she is shorter
My friend has one of the coolest celebrity encounter stories I've heard. When he was 6 or so, he went to a theme park. He's a huge Ghostbusters fan, but he has asthma and was unable to go to the stage show because of the smoke or pyrotechnics or something. .He was really disappointed, but Ernie Hudson happened to be there that day and showed him his own inhaler and they talked about ghosts for fifteen minutes.
My cousin is Pamela Anderson
No joke, daughter of ny late grandpa's sister. Somehow it made Tommy Lee my uncle for a while
Back in the early 2000s, I worked in Hollywood in the costume department. I chilled with too many stars to mention (went mountain climbing with Tom Cruise, went clubbing with Leonardo DiCaprio, beat Keanu in a motorcycle race just to name a few), but what was really noticeable is how I got along with the starlets. I soon got a reputation for making them, ahem, comfortable. There was a natural degree of intimacy on set when I showed them their costumes and they would insist I help adjust their boobs, etc. Anyway, more than a few times we would end up back in their trailer, and one thing lead to another, ha ha. A gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell, but I'll just say that Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Alba are just a few of the women who have fond memories of me 😉
but not whoopi? that's cool, but i don't really care
anon wake up
Most famous people I met were some eSports players. I somehow sperged put even to people likely more degenerate than me.
I met Ben Stein. Told him me and my cousins liked "Win Ben Stein's Money" and was it ever coming back. He said
>I wish, but Jimmy Kimmel was the star of that show, and he's not doing it.
I once saw Johnny Depp and Amber Heard having dinner late at night in a hotel restaurant. This was back in 2015.
I got Clive Barker, Doug Bradley, Ashley Laurence, and Tony Todd to sign this Nightbreed mask my mother made me.
Never heard of this movie before. It sounds good.
I was at a hotel when I saw Jeff Goldblum getting into an elevator heading down. I nodded at him and he nodded back. Before the door closed, I did that weird reverse nod/chin up thing, and he did it back. I ran down the stairs hoping to catch him in the lobby, but I didn't find him.
not Cinemaphile but Jens Lehmann, Ribery and Lúcio.