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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nostalgia hit me like a fricking sledgehammer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, I recently rewatched the trilogy because for some reason I thought of it. Still great.

      Apparently they made a cut version (like 10 minutes shorter) for the Americans because of their puritan crowd. Which is pretty funny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only the first is decent

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's better than the other two sure.

  2. 2 years ago
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    damn she's fricking hot

  3. 2 years ago
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    this is now a Selenia thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >character's name is Selenia
      >played by Selena Gomez in the sequels
      Like poetry.

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      SEX
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    It was fricking odd. Madonna trying to frick a child

    • 2 years ago
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      Yea I too remember when Johnny Depp was a pirate.

    • 2 years ago
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      I mean she'll frick anything else so its no surprise she didn't draw the line there

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    • 2 years ago
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      Holy frick europe is a shit hole. This is the best they can do?

      • 2 years ago
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        Considering that this was made over 15 years ago I'm impressed with the 3d animation. Truly ahead of their time

  13. 2 years ago
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    These movies were fricking awesome. Thank you for reminding me of this anon
    >the african tribesmen somehow ending up in the midwestern US
    >Genuinely scary villain with cool insect/biomechanical aesthetics
    >that part where the evil guys become huge and fight the actual US army
    >the villain literally thinks he's Julius Caesar
    >Selena who is just sex incarnate
    fricking kino

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    Code lyoko

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    Uncanny piece of shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      canny piece of kino

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    I wish baby movies got sent to Cinemaphile

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    show the main villain you gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maltazard

      • 2 years ago
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        I had the biggest crush on Selenia. I'd have dreams about her where I was in Arthur's place and I married her. I rented the game just to see her more. I was an aloof autist with little interest in girls, but Selenia was a case of literal waifuism. Honestly, it pisses me off that there are virtually no redheaded elf ladies in the majority of fiction. It's always blondes with some ravenheads.
        >mfw since then I've had the dream of marrying a beautiful redhead princess
        >mfw it'll never happen
        Jdimsa...

        I'm always up for some Bowie. Genuinely the only singer/artist/persona type I genuinely love.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You might like the manga isekai ojisan and the anime that's going to come out for it now.

          The main heroine is a yandere redhead elf who embraces tradition and hunts down artifacts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a big anime/manga guy (only seen some classics, Eva, TLotGH, etc) and I had no idea about this. So on one hand thanks for bringing it up anon, on the other the trailer is incredibly cringy. I don't much like isekai in general. But thanks again. The elf is cute though.

            • 2 years ago
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              The trailer doesn't do the series justice, but I understand your perspective.

              You might not have liked it much anyway considering that she gets blue balled quite often.

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    Apparently they're making a fourth one?

    • 2 years ago
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      They're making a cabin in the woods type horror movie spin off which looks like shit.

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      He knows what he wants and just goes for it, the pervert.

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    • 2 years ago
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      Imagine waking up to this, also, why do you have so many gifs of her anon? Kinda disturbing.

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    Anonymous

    What the frick have I stumbled into here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine waking up to this, also, why do you have so many gifs of her anon? Kinda disturbing.

      what a long gooning session this must've been

      I hope anon is making these on the spot.

      Otherwise too much dedication my man. I get it but this is just too much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is the funniest thread I've seen in a while and it's just some autist uploading gifs from some obscure french animated movie with a coomerbait elfgirl protagonist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's more than one autist I believe.

      • 2 years ago
        WISE IN FRENCH

        >obscure french animated movie
        Most french-speaking nations know of it, only the language makes it obscure !

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm Polish and I know this movie, I had this on DVD

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yea, it got an international release

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    what a long gooning session this must've been

  71. 2 years ago
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    dis da movie where the homies come to that lil whiteboi house and put him inna telescope oh some shit then he turn to a lil homie and chill

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    • 2 years ago
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      Fricking french

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    • 2 years ago
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      Anon, its time to stop, take a break please.

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    Coomers were a mistake. They're nothing but trash.

    • 2 years ago
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      You have to admire the dedication.

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    • 2 years ago
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      yep, it's French.

  86. 2 years ago
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    I've been seeding the three movies and I'm sure one of you has embraced the kino.

    Good job.

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    love her frustrated reaction

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    >replies: 118
    >posters: 18

    • 2 years ago
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      There are two anons duking it out on who can be the greatest coomer. They must not be disturbed.

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    • 2 years ago
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      That's a cool sword

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    the kid looks israeli

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    Mental illness

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    I wanted to frick that red headed elf

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    • 2 years ago
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      Why are you doing this?

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    gonna end it here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bless your autism

  148. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

  149. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the second film was just a fricking recap of the first one, greedy prostitutesons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They probably had to recoup the cost of the settings that they made which is why we see some of the same backgrounds and models show up again.

  150. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    her facial features are so pretty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  151. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was a nice isekai love story with adventure elements

  152. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she knows how to kiss

  153. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reversed gif

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    anybody home?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hero's work anon.

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    Anonymous

    second film is the worst, but Selenia is at her prettiest in it

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  163. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm done here. Hope you enjoyed it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Weak

  164. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

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