is that a skinny man with an attractive face?!
surely the hours i spend at the gym while balding and being ugly will attract more women than that DYEL
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh i'm going insaaaaaaaaaaane
He's definitely more swole than the typical soilent geeks making up most of the male population, but of course he looks small compared to any gymcel. It's all about who's in your sample.
Everything I know about people anymore comes from Cinemaphile and movies. I am a literal hermit who lives in the woods and uses satellite internet to shitpost. Of course I do the stereotypical hermit shit like swimming and splitting my firewood but I also practice martial arts and strength training as a way to clear my mind and tire myself out so I sleep better at night. There's a small town like 40 minutes from me that I go to a few times a year, but I typically encounter maybe 3 people per trip and am way too autistic to talk to any of them beyond official business
Ewan's an A-lister who probably does many bizarre things to stay looking young, and whose looks will age well anyway. Christensen didn't have any of that going for him. What he had was a baby-faced handsomeness in his 20s that the years were bound to be harsh to, and he is now 41 years old.
scottish people actually have great youthful genes. I should know cos im scottish and am 32 but everyone constantly makes remarks saying I look much younger. Scot-chads can't lose.
https://thedirect.com/article/obi-wan-kenobi-darth-vader-hayden-christensen-scenes-replaced
This is what's considered "swole"?
looks like that's 90% a good frame with not much mass.
Sure man
is this supposed to be a bad frame?
is that a skinny man with an attractive face?!
surely the hours i spend at the gym while balding and being ugly will attract more women than that DYEL
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh i'm going insaaaaaaaaaaane
That man does not look skinny, if anything he's kind of fat. Americans are moronic.
You're the one obsessing over an American man's body troony
Is this achievable natty?
He was pretty jacked in ROTS
looks good tbh, creepy shirt though
It's a watermark
He is in Kenobi? Where? An easy paycheck is a good paycheck.
He's not swole, just a guy in decent shape.
>That is considered "swole"
I need to get out more, I would apparently be impressive
It's the look most women actually prefer.
It has to look effortless, not like you are obsessing over your body.
>It has to look effortless, not like you are obsessing over your body.
this
He's definitely more swole than the typical soilent geeks making up most of the male population, but of course he looks small compared to any gymcel. It's all about who's in your sample.
>That is considered "swole"
For regular people, yes. It's weird how warped Cinemaphile ideals are.
Everything I know about people anymore comes from Cinemaphile and movies. I am a literal hermit who lives in the woods and uses satellite internet to shitpost. Of course I do the stereotypical hermit shit like swimming and splitting my firewood but I also practice martial arts and strength training as a way to clear my mind and tire myself out so I sleep better at night. There's a small town like 40 minutes from me that I go to a few times a year, but I typically encounter maybe 3 people per trip and am way too autistic to talk to any of them beyond official business
you're a loser who lives with his parents.
Post physique and height fatty
>has his swole standard ruined by Hollywood and instagram steroid freaks
>wants to larp as swole gym dude
All that so he can look like a puss to a black b***h
>I CAN BREAK THE CHANCELLOR IN HALF WITH MY BARE FRICKING HANDS!
>I need to get out more, I would apparently be impressive
it's a bit of an unfortunate role considering he can only move and his voice is someone else's, but still i think that he's in great shape.
People seriously think that's hayden in the suit? lol
always was
>his voice is someone else's
I have a theory that it's actually Hayden voicing Vader using James Earl Jones Respeecher tech. But we shall see.
why does he need to be buff to play a guy that doesn't have arms or legs?
What a moronic question
>My lifts have doubled since we last met, Count
manletbros, its really over...
>My muscle mass has doubled since we last met.
He's so beautiful, bros. I love him so much.
Literally me
woah
>briefly explains what lasagna is
moe
people literally didn't know what lasagna was in 1995?
Before the internet people weren't oversocialized and had mass amounts of unimportant data shoved through their eye sockets.
im literally his age, not italian and lasagna was a staple dish to me
Considering you can't even spell it 27 years later, it's not that much of a stretch.
b***h lasagna
>What I don't like:
Was a little sad that he didn't say sand.
That's a big lightsaber
please tell me he's getting paid to wear that shirt. PLEASE
it's a watermark, dummy
based moron
oh nonononnoo.....
>My wrinkles have doubled since the last time we met, Count
HOW DOES EWAN LOOK YOUNGER?????????
Hayden has ~~*Italian*~~ genes
Ewan drinks baby blood
puta juice keeps him young
Ewan's an A-lister who probably does many bizarre things to stay looking young, and whose looks will age well anyway. Christensen didn't have any of that going for him. What he had was a baby-faced handsomeness in his 20s that the years were bound to be harsh to, and he is now 41 years old.
He continues to be relentlessly handsome, and I would eat his ass gladly if he asked me to.
He looks like he's melting. Even ewan looks younger. inb4 the farm excuse as if he does most of the work
WTF HAYDENBROS
Rachel Bilson sucked all the life out of him. She is a vampire.
Looks like a cross between Sam Rockwell and Gary Oldman.
scottish people actually have great youthful genes. I should know cos im scottish and am 32 but everyone constantly makes remarks saying I look much younger. Scot-chads can't lose.
why would you need to be in good shape to play a quadriplegic with an old black man voice?
to psych yourself up
Does he do the voice?
Nice body tbhka
Damn his face looks like shit lmao
HE'S A SOUTHERN BOY
WITH THAT FARMER STRENGTH
Cool shirt. Where can I get one?
>Did...did I do something wrong?
>Are you mad at me?
CUTE
its cool adam