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Why /co love adam so much?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's our grandpa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The greatest grandpa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they make the first human a generic white dude? Shouldn't he have been African scientifically or a Hewbrew according to the Bible?

      He has alot of charisma and his dynamic with Lute is also pretty cute

      I just hope he has a reason to be an ass besides “I wanna kill you freaks” but probably ain’t ever gonna happen

      I’m $&$&&$$ Adam!
      I’m the &@$&$&& man, and you’re [Lucifer] just some $@&&&@ clown or something.
      I started everything on Earth.
      All of mankind came from these $@&$$$ nuts.
      You all [mankind] should be worshipping me (as your true father), you ungrateful, disgusting &@$&&$ losers!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you too much of a b***h to type frick? It’s not even an internet no no like the Black personword.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Deez nuts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's kinda hot honestly

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought he looked like an ugly slob at first, then overtime, I noticed how likable, human, grounded, and overly loving he is. Then notice how hideously ugly Charlie and Lucifer are, especially when they show their true forms.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a chud incel and you people should stop posting him like angel dust or alastor like a normal person already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >incel
      He talks about the angel girls he fricks, so he certainly not an incel.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make the first human a generic white dude? Shouldn't he have been African scientifically or a Hewbrew according to the Bible?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was made in gods image ofcourse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Africans are no longer the first actually

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Out of Africa theory for homosexual sapiens is in doubt. Not completely, though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Africans are no longer the first actually

        out of Africa theory has been debunked for decades, anon

        Out of africa theory is death, get with the times.

        If not from Africa, then where? Don't forget to link the source for the claim too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean that grey skin didn't look natural. Maybe he was black in life?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’d be a nafri and they don’t have to be dark

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why isn't he a Black person
      Anon what the frick are you talking about?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen people saying that he's modeled after Alex Brightman and I can kinda see it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No he's Tomska from Asdfmovie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Out of africa theory is death, get with the times.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      out of Africa theory has been debunked for decades, anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Out of Africa theory for homosexual sapiens is in doubt. Not completely, though.

        Out of africa theory is death, get with the times.

        Africans are no longer the first actually

        it hasn't... the oldest human skulll is from north africa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the first HUMAN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought he's be red. Adam literally means red earth.

      https://i.imgur.com/OuYVXrf.jpg

      Why /co love adam so much?

      Because they know channer mentality is conducive to luciferianism, which can be extremely dangerous if used against luciferians.
      Imagine an arsonist setting an arsonist on fire. Normal people don't do that for fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they wanted him to be an extremely annoying detestable parody of dudebros who think they're hot shit, so him being a very mediocre white guy is the perfect choice for that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made in God's image
      and oh boy he looks good

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has alot of charisma and his dynamic with Lute is also pretty cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I wanna say that Adam's dialogue itself is kinda meh but the performance and the way he's animated elevates it to being extremely enjoyable.
      The way he doesn't simply partake in frat like behavior but childishly revels in it makes you have fun because he's clearly having fun

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope he has a reason to be an ass besides “I wanna kill you freaks” but probably ain’t ever gonna happen

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else watch the pilot again? It feels completely different.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is way better in the pilot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I didn't care for the pilot but enjoyed the show

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Cinemaphile has daddy issues.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Abort it Charlie
    >No this is the love of me and Adam
    >Hes just using you
    >Oh you sound like my mom right now
    >This is crazy
    >The exterminations off because of our deal
    >Hes not gonna honor it
    >The contract was made by dad hes got no choice but to honor it if he knows whats good for him
    *in Heaven*
    >Yh I told her Id stop if I fricked her and believed me what a stupid c**t am I right. Oh but Im not killing her that was awesome
    >Sir please let me make you forget her
    >Oh yhhh
    >Oh sir your so so soft?
    >Wait what?
    >Stroke it
    >O...ok this is so sinful
    >I dont feel shit suck it
    >GLK GLK GLK *POP*
    >I dont feel anything whats going in here
    >Sir I believe Charlotte is the cause
    >You mean my ED was from an STD thats weak
    >Sir angels cant get diseases you fricking idiot, no its part of the deal
    >Oh frick you mean the only girl I can now frick is her?
    >Im afraid so
    >Good thing I got a copy of the contract just gotta find an angel to annul it hehehe
    *Later*
    >Nope sorry
    >What the frick why?
    >Theres archangel energy in this its way beyond my forte
    >Lucifers sperm did this to me
    >Bad news for you it seems
    >So I need an archangel to annul this shit?
    >Yes but good luck ever finding one bye bye have a sinfree life now
    >This is the worst

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We don't need the elaborate backstory of every single side character. We know they did bad shit because they are in Hell. You are reaching for any possible excuse to hate on V and it is blatantly obvious.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's actually funny and entertaining to watch, which is more than what you can say for almost all the other cardboard-cutout 'characters'

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lawful Good
    Emily
    >Neutral Good
    Pentious
    >Chaotic Good
    Charlie
    >Lawful Neutral
    Sera
    >True Neutral
    Nifty
    >Chaotic Neutral
    Lucifer
    >Lawful Evil
    Carmine
    >Neutral Evil
    Vox
    >Chaotic Evil
    Alastor

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would Adam let Anon join the exorcists?

    • 3 weeks ago
      lute's wife

      the exorcists are all women actually why do people call adam a misogynism if his army is all women?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because he’s the ‘bad guy’.

        Would Adam let Anon join the exorcists?

        Anon can join if he looks woman enough.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Anon does a reverse Mulan and becomes a exorcists.
          >His disguise works too well.
          >Adam gets more interested in him everyday.
          >Lute starts becoming jealous of Anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder what would happen if adam sleep with anon then he realizes he sleep with a guy sending him to a crisis

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              would he not notice the penis and balls?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not if he's drunk.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but he was so horny he didn't notice the penis and just did anal onces he cum and hit post-clarity he notice he did it with a guy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                With clever deception you can hide them. I've heard of at least one such case.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Probably too small.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Comfy pic

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pentious being redeemed made my day. Still, it'd be funny if Adam wakes up as a demon.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bastard men are so hot.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So redemption seems to be an automatically occurring thing going by Pentious, what do you think the actual criteria are?
    My guess is suffering the second death is one of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >My guess is suffering the second death is one of them.
      It definitely is, which makes it interesting that the main source of permanent killing in Adam and the Exorcists is now gone. Are they going to build a guillotine out of angelic steel so the sinners that think they're ready can off themselves? Would suicide keep you out of heaven?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Uh ... sorry about the last time, can you exorcise us again, please?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's based. I don't know why Lilith and Eve would leave him, I would've made made him the happiest man in the world and fight alongside him.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they relate to him.

    >He is easily flustered
    >Cant make good comebacks
    >Curses between every word
    >Is a jerk to everyone and not in a good way, every other angel around him expect for Lute thinks he’s a tard.
    >Gets cucked twice by a manlet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every other angel around him expect for Lute
      And every other exorcist apparently. And maybe Sera, but she seems to see him as her misguided son.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/HazbinHotel

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just think he's neat. He's an unapologetic piece of shit and has fun with it

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i heard he's got 2 dicks
    alright, damn you, once again Pentious is the one to actually deliver the funny one way or the other.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a joke about how snakes have an organ called a hemipenes that is a bit like two penises.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t.
        i know, frickface.
        cherry doing an immediate 360 after hearing that is the joke.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have to be rude, it isn't my fault your post was vague. And maybe other people didn't know that and thought it was just some lol so random throwaway line.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was really surprised that Pentious became my favourite in the show. His jokes may still be vulgar to a degree but it is usually delivered in such earnest that i can't hate it.
      >That's because... I am going to do a sex with everyone!

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does an angel get fat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      angel food cake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's actually fat
      RUINED

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is Adams canonical appearance without the robe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes on you I’m into that shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can always trust fanartists to make a shitty design work by doing better proportions

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he is basically Jontron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he is basically Jontron

              isn't he like a raging anti-semitic red pill incel fricktard now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think so tho

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah I'm pretty sure he is actually

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                stop getting your opinions from twitter

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Artist?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jam_etc_art on twitter

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh no, I' like now. He's like if Pete from Goofy was trying to recreate his fraternity days

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"You're doing it from the wrong side, Sir"
          Goddamnit, I laughed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Even if he was thin, he'd probably weigh upwards of 300 pounds just from being 9 feet tall
      >But he's both fat and seemingly physically strong(so he has some muscle)
      Adam is a unit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just look at that fricking size difference.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lute almost suffocates under him every time they go at it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >she’s into it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She’s a femcel that’s why she’s always so pissed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >best songs
        >fun
        >funny
        >based
        >actually strong(beat the shit of Alastor)
        >has a cute underling in Lute
        He NEEDS to come back, but Vivzie is a shitter so he won’t

        I'm watching Adam vs Lucifer on youtube and hoyl frick I just hate the dialogue. Was the season all like this?
        >I'm going to FRICK you
        The cursing is just so out of place.

        The makers really didn't think this through, huh?
        Typical satanists.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unmasked Adam grew on me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He eats ribs all day.
      Oh and he eats lots of bbq ribs. The girls appreciate his efforts to keep their morale up though. He isn't a selfish lover. He is in heaven afterall.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Even if he was thin, he'd probably weigh upwards of 300 pounds just from being 9 feet tall
      >But he's both fat and seemingly physically strong(so he has some muscle)
      Adam is a unit.

      adam's entire deal is being god's literal gift to women.
      the girls want him to be a fricking brick shithouse, so that's what he became.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man had two cheating wives, give him a break

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I look like this and never get called fat. My sister IS fat.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if Hazbin Hotel came out in the 2000s?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would look exactly the same
      About half the fricks would be replaced with homosexual and gay
      Heaven would be more unambuguously evil
      Exorcists' masks would be their real faces
      There would be a goth or steampunk aesthetic for hell, instead of the 1920s and 30s stuff

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sexo with milf latina

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She Latine, everything about her secerrens rich old white lady.

      That beging said the hair down is the better design

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Zestial gets to frick THAT?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You become Adam before the meeting with Charlie.
    What would you do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well if I retain my foreknowledge about the universe and I know from sir pentious being beamed up that Charlie’s little rehab program actually works, then of course I agree to let her do it, I’m not insane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her no for pretty much the same reasons he did, but politely. I would then encourage her to instead try to carve out her on little 'Heaven' in hell for good/redeemed Sinners and sorta wall it off from the rest of Hell's population. Her dad's Lucifer, he can easily make it happen. We'd even respect that area as a 'No Extermination' area. Then, as she tries to build it up, and word that its a safe harbor from purges gets around, she'd have to decide between letting the bad sinners into her little heaven to be protected from us at the expense of the good ones, cause you know the refugees are gonna frick shit up while they're there, or make them stay out and die in the purge. It'd be fun to watch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, he could probably make a new Sinless layer in Hell just for her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder how Lute would react.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Since Sera spoke to Adam in private and told him to do whatever it takes to deal with Charlie, it looks like Adam's hands were tied. Fortunately for him, he enjoyed the exterminations. But even if he hadn't, he was supposed to do his job anyway. There was some kind of an extermination deal that Sera and Lucifer had agreed to.
      Even when the truth about the exterminations was revealed to all the angels who may not have known about them before, it didn't change anything. Adam bragged that he intended to target Charlie even though harming the hellborn was against the deal. Sera heard Adam's boasting, yet she did not put her foot down and remind him not to touch Lucifer's family. Aside from Emily, the other angels did not question the justification of the exterminations. They did not ask to delay the purge until they've got more time to discuss it. Sera hinted that the situation was more complicated than it looks, and that the exterminations were necessary. But she didn't actually explain all the background information in full detail.

      So if I were Adam, it looks like I would have no other option but to kill sinners. My boss is telling me to do it, and all my actions have her approval. Charlie's hotel doesn't change anything.
      Since I'm not too keen on killing people, I guess I might resign from my job and let someone else deal with Charlie and the upcoming exterminations.

      Or just let Charlie have her little hotel and ignore its existence. Whether she fails or succeeds is her problem; not Heaven's. Since entrance to Heaven seems to be automatically assigned rather than dependent on requests/applications that angels must process, it looks like letting Charlie do her thing in Hell doesn't mean any extra work for Heaven either. Basically what this anon says

      Tell her no for pretty much the same reasons he did, but politely. I would then encourage her to instead try to carve out her on little 'Heaven' in hell for good/redeemed Sinners and sorta wall it off from the rest of Hell's population. Her dad's Lucifer, he can easily make it happen. We'd even respect that area as a 'No Extermination' area. Then, as she tries to build it up, and word that its a safe harbor from purges gets around, she'd have to decide between letting the bad sinners into her little heaven to be protected from us at the expense of the good ones, cause you know the refugees are gonna frick shit up while they're there, or make them stay out and die in the purge. It'd be fun to watch.

      Let Charlie try to redeem sinners. Cheer for her if she actually manages to create some kind of results, and grab some popcorn if she fails.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Adam bragged that he intended to target Charlie even though harming the hellborn was against the deal. Sera heard Adam's boasting, yet she did not put her foot down and remind him not to touch Lucifer's family.
        Yeah, that was moronic, another plot hole, unless Sera wanted Adam to try and hoped he would kill her, but I very much doubt that was the intention.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Adam bragged that he intended to target Charlie even though harming the hellborn was against the deal. Sera heard Adam's boasting, yet she did not put her foot down and remind him not to touch Lucifer's family.
        Yeah, that was moronic, another plot hole, unless Sera wanted Adam to try and hoped he would kill her, but I very much doubt that was the intention.

        >Make the exterminations as a way to cull Hell's population to make sure they don't uprise
        >Let Adam do moronic shit that provokes demons to retaliate against Exorcists
        What did Sera mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "For everyone one (1) time you let me frick your butt and cum inside, I will allow ONE (1) soul into Heaven."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What?!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "It's a good deal, babe. Think of the value. I'm usually good for at least three times a day. Sometimes I can go up to five. That's three to five sinners saved EVERY butt-fricking day."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What?!

        "It's a good deal, babe. Think of the value. I'm usually good for at least three times a day. Sometimes I can go up to five. That's three to five sinners saved EVERY butt-fricking day."

        Need a porn comic of this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Well I guess I was getting bored of this shit. tell you what babe, flash those fricking breasts and I'll call the whole thing off for ten years. You just get a sinner with in heaven and I'll never come down here by choice again."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pray the Rosary.
      Prayers of any kind Christian are known to cause immense pain in demons. In fact, satanist and luciferians are oath-bound to kill Christians if they ever pray close to a meeting place.
      I wouldn't have strangled Charlie. I would've said the Rosary.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vox > Velvet >>>> Valentino
    In terms of all the overlords this fricker is my goto. Fricking love his voice (Singing voice can be taken or left)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zestial is the mother fricker Alastor wishes he could be. Either people know enough not to frick with him, or he lets them do their stupid little song and dance because if he wanted he could end them. The dude is so badass he doesn't need others to think he's badass.

      Meanwhile, Alastor is constantly concerned with his image, feeling like people aren't fearing him enough and snapping at Husk when he hits a nerve.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he also isn't afraid to show compassion and care for someone else

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your post made me remember that this dude got totally shafted out of all the overlords, Zilla too in a way- but she atleast got a proper line. This guy doesn't even have a name.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He better kiss Carmilla in season 2. Or at least let them hold hands.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, what are the chances that Adam's final smile for Lute wasn't in Vivzie's script, but was something an animator did? I say 90%

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if instead of stabbing him, Charlie asked Adam why is he acting this way towards his grandsons and granddaughters--his descendants--and if he didn't feel anything killing them. Then, comedically, someone would act like a child towards him and Adam, sweating, would act like a deadbeat parent and fly away.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I wish more episodes were like these last two episodes. Hell politics is the best part of this show and probably why I loved stuff like the three V's and the Overlords meeting.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are we ever gonna see his children? I especially wanna see Cain and Abel confront each other so bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're most likely permadead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What? Why?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Adam probably killed them in one of the exterminations

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is an entertaining jerk
    >Always say what he thinks without holding back
    >Only lie he ever told was probably the band thing
    >Killing demos is thing
    >Absolute mess of a human being with all the shit that happened to him. Still remains somewhat confident and with a smile
    >Has a lot of insecurities, including if he's deserving of heaven
    >The cutest dynamic with his unofficial fiance, barely shown but always worth it
    >Fought Lucifer and charlie, both combined as the biggest threat of all creation, without backing down, while rusted to the core
    The only thing that could stop him was a backstab from nifty since the royal beating he suffered only made him angrier

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it cancellable to touch her?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        According to the show notes, she was a jilted 20-something housewife in the 50's who went nuts when she caught her husband sleeping around.

        It's as cancelable as wanting to have a roll with the teacher demon. And if you don't want to have a roll with the teacher demon, you're a homosexual.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys think would happened in season two?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty obviously we'll start to see an influx of people coming to the revamped hotel now that it's confirmed that sinners can be redeemed. That is, unless, Sera pulls a Misery and locks away RePentious and Emily to keep a lid on things until a big climactic songfight.

      We'll also see exterminators 'poofing' into Hell as demons/fallen angels. If it works one way, it can work in the other. Plus, there's zero chances Viv isn't seeing the metric frickton of Adamposting and not taking notes. We'll also have the B plot where we see why Picrel has Alastor on a leash.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >picrel
        Good to know where Charlie inherited her button nose from
        Also I'm still confused by the dialogue whether its intentional or not. Did Lilith make the deal with Adam or Lute?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Good to know where Charlie inherited her button nose from
          Charlie straight up has a snout. Lilith consorts with animals.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think she made Lucifer transform into a horse when they fricked?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Did Lilith make the deal with Adam or Lute?
          Adam, so Lute is changing the deal. If Lilith wants to remain in Heaven, she'll have to do something about Charlie's hotel thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The two wives he had that we made specifically for him left him for a rebel angel dick
        >The angel chick that has nothing to do with him ended up being a loyal, supportive partner
        Literal criticism against arranged marriages

        >Pretty obviously we'll start to see an influx of people coming to the revamped hotel now that it's confirmed that sinners can be redeemed.
        The only reason they were to sought redemption was because of the exterminations. Now why would they care besides angel dust?

        Why did his mask glitch? An overwhelming desire to do 1 of the deadly sins (wrath in this case)?

        It was the start of his mental breakdown. Insult after insult and Lucifer 's presence

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are so cute together, bros.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The only reason they were to sought redemption was because of the exterminations. Now why would they care besides angel dust?
          >Lute comes down and is heavily involve with Charlie’s hotel now, mothering the sinners.
          >Cherri Bomb would want to be with Sir Pentious in Heaven
          >Angel Dust would learn that his aborted sister was sent to Heaven
          >The resurrected Adam will reveal himself to the sinners with his love and promises them that he will reunite with them in heaven. The sinners watch him return to heaven as he waves to them “good-bye”.
          Season 2, “muh feel fees”

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>The only reason they were to sought redemption was because of the exterminations.
            Yeah so why do they want to go to heaven now? Better real estate? Most probably wouldn't like the vibe.

            I'm not even sure what direction things are going and in a bad way?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just told you. Because they will finally meet their actual loving father, Adam, and will be made aware of the loved ones they have in heaven.

              “I’m $&$&&$$ Adam!
              I’m the &@$&$&& man, and you’re [Lucifer] just some $@&&&@ clown or something.
              I started everything on Earth.
              All of mankind came from these $@&$$$ nuts.
              You all should be worshipping me (as your true father), you ungrateful, disgusting &@$&&$ losers!”

              >Somehow, HH morons think Adam is wrong and Lucifer is based for describing exactly what makes him hated by everyone because it personally destroyed Adam’s heart.

              If Lucifer was good, then they would want to stay in hell.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do they actually know sinners can be redeemed? Who knows except sera, emily, and pentious?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope season two has a running gag of sir pentious committing petty sins in a failed attempt to get back into hell to tell his friends that redemption is possible.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We'll also see exterminators 'poofing' into Hell as demons/fallen angels
        Man I wish, if the whole 'angels don't have souls' thing is a part of the shows lore then those poor gals are gonna be gone for good. It would be cool if the first killed exorcist ended up reappearing as an actual character since she was the inciting incident.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best songs
    >fun
    >funny
    >based
    >actually strong(beat the shit of Alastor)
    >has a cute underling in Lute
    He NEEDS to come back, but Vivzie is a shitter so he won’t

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Considering that she gave the role to Brightman, she probably can't hate Adam too much, right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Viv herself has said that she likes Adam, so

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Claims to like Adam
          >kills him off
          Even I wouldn’t do that to my characters

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is he dead permanently? Anyway, sometimes it's better that your favorite characters are given a big death/send off before the show gets even worse.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED to frick Nifty

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did his mask glitch? An overwhelming desire to do 1 of the deadly sins (wrath in this case)?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that was weird.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bloodlust

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED to frick Charlie

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED to frick Adam

  39. 3 weeks ago
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      Anonymous

      Adam never showed a scared expression.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He isn't scared, he is disgusted by the sight of this godless creature.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Nifty so sexy

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching Adam vs Lucifer on youtube and hoyl frick I just hate the dialogue. Was the season all like this?
    >I'm going to FRICK you
    The cursing is just so out of place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Was the season all like this?
      The entire series is like this man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm going to FRICK you
      Its a joke you moronic illiterate

      About Lucifer being the apple from the garden of eden. Eating the apple literally means getting fricked by an angel to make a baby. Adam ate the apple = got fricked by Lucifer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It still sounds out of place. A curse word ever other sentence sounds fricking moronic and absolutely kills the script.
        Also bad joke then.

        >OH NOOO!!!THEY USED THE F WORD!!!!SOMEONE HELP MEEEE!!!!!!

        You must be over 18 to post on this site.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the script
          Is fricking amazing without a single wasted breath on nearly anything that isn't a reference to something significant and profoundly important. It really is but I do see why it flies right over the heads of the vast majority of people.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta, tend to agree, the show could have really used a bit more fat actually. It's as lean as the character designs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OH NOOO!!!THEY USED THE F WORD!!!!SOMEONE HELP MEEEE!!!!!!

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Outside of being fun to watch, I also find him somewhat sympathetic. The show presents him as a tremendous bastard, and he is, but he's also a bit tragic if you think about his origin outside the POV of Charlie, who got the story from Lilith. Dude was just supposed to chill forever in paradise with the babe he was made for and was made for him. The first babe left him for some clown frick. No big deal, she was replaced. Then, Babe 1 and the clown come back to corrupt Babe 2, get every single one of them kicked out of paradise, and worst of all, a large percentage of he and Babe 2's progeny are doomed to be monsters thrown in a pit for eternity. Lucifer himself doesn't like the bastards, but for Adam it's a lot more personal. He's genuinely disgusted with how his lineage turned out and Hell is the accumulation of all the corrupted seed. Not to mention, by Lilith's own story, the first woman to betray him was amassing power with every member of his bloodline tossed into her pit. He's a bit more indiscriminate and bloodthirsty than he needs to be, and I think if they compromised and agreed to just wipe out the cannibal colony or other groups of genuine menaces it wouldn't be as controversial, but I get it.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the chances of Vivzie getting Dana Terrence?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's funy and has an interesting dynamic with Lute. Plus he actively antagonizes Charlie, which is an incerdibly important narrative job. Some people think that the main character (who they align themselves without of percieved moral righteousness) should only struggle the correct amount and then should enact on the antagonist the pain they were caused tenfold. This is a moronic way to view narrative. What is interesting should prevail over whether the characters are better or worse. However, in our time, where people vicariously live thorugh characters, they ignore whatever makes the narrative more interesting in favour of their preferred outcomes for characters. Thus, villains (antagonists) only exist to be crushed underfoot byt the self righteous protagonists/audience analogues/audience favourites.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's Cinemaphile chosen self insert

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can they please kidnap lute?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would Demi-Fiend and Adam get along?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Demi-fiend wakes up in HH hell after the freedom ending
      >what the frick is this.jpg
      >he tries to find Lucifer but can't so he ends up at the hotel
      >they think he's just a Japanese sinner that recently died
      >he decides to stay there to figure out what's going on
      >mostly just hangs out with Nifty and talks about anime and video games
      >he realizes this isn't the same Lucifer
      >in the finale
      >he starts casting powerful magic on all the other members of the hotel and the cannibals and hotel crew that vastly increases their physical and magical abilities and they annihilate the exorcists
      >he solos Adam in a comical showdown where Adam becomes increasingly infuriated that some random weeb is punching his shit in
      >hotel wins, no deaths
      >everyone in hell is like wait what the frick is this
      >he explains he was created by Lucifer to be a supreme demon and destroy the forces of Law

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam was fun.

    He has all the fun stuff about being juvinile while not holding back any of his thoughts or feelings. And he has the force to back up his talk. So he's someone you'd want to be. He was a great villain that bounced off Charlie and they made each other better so you like seeing him even if you are rooting for Charlie.

    How can you not respect this magnificent chud?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Season 2 premieres
    >this guy shows up and asks to be redeemed
    What happens next?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Angel Dust:"Dad?"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My God You did become a puetro rico prostitute AJ

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Whorie! You've grown so much since the extermination."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He ask Charlie to CLOSE THE DOOOOOOOOOR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vito would probably find him and get in love whit angel dusts john cakes instead

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This could have been the ending.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are there more pages?

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                This could have been the ending.

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                teh ed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lucifer and Charlie look at each other like they have sex.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just like the show

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lucifer and Charlie look at each other like they have sex.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lucifer and Charlie look at each other like they have sex.

                >This is why Lilith left-him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lilith keeps trying to separate Charlie from Luci cuz he gets too touchy with her
                >to her best efforts Charlie just keeps going back on her own acord
                >gives up and goes back to her ex for a place to crash

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It literally looks like he wants to French her right then and there.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lucifer and Charlie look at each other like they have sex.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Alastor walks in asking Charlie to cash in his favour
                >*Slowly opens door*
                >"Oh Charlotte dear are you in h-"
                >PicRel
                >*Piano falling from second story / car crash noise*

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it would be the exact reaction from when AD asked if he wanted succ

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >alastor, who has never desired to have sex with someone, is not entirely sure if this is a sin
                >maybe everyone secretly wants to frick their parents, how the hell would he know

                >Alastor talking with Vaggie later
                >I. know. something. you. don't. knoowwwwww!.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Vaggie took a ride on the Luci Train with Charlie
                >Emily going to Hell for some "Diplomacy" also partaked on the ride

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No matter what I can never take this character seriously because he's literally just a 15 year old girl saying "what if Dr Facilier and Slenderman combined and also they're a Wendigo" + a Scene haircut

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >alastor, who has never desired to have sex with someone, is not entirely sure if this is a sin
                >maybe everyone secretly wants to frick their parents, how the hell would he know

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He can use his favor with Charlie for sex, you know.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh they're taking a bath after the battle, so cute

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's hell incest is ok who are they to judge

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's his perma bedroom eyes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                [...]

                Just fricking LOOK at them, there's no way they aren't fricking

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                where is Lucifer's left arm?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holding Charlie's bum,

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                It’s like the whole Anna/Elsa thing where the creators try to show familial love between characters by making them physically affectionate, but they portray it in an overly tender and intimate way, making it come off as romantic. My theory is the creators either got lazy and tried to take a writing shortcut instead of thinking about how the characters would realistically show love to each other, or they just didn’t grow up seeing/experiencing examples of that kind of love in real life and had to make a guess 🙁

                Or it’s just Lucifer’s bedroom eyes like another anon said

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, I think it's just that a lot of you americans are so incredibly adverse to any kind of open emotion towards other human beings because it's only ever portrayed as sexual in the majority of media and view feelings as something you can be manipulated with so they're a weakness to cover up, you have next to zero actual relationships that isn't a tap on their shoulder or shaking their hand

                anything more than impartial tolerance of another person, you take as romantic/sexual behaviour. You're all emotionally damaged.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This would've been a amazing season 1 finale, they should've pulled the scope back ten-fold and keep shit simple. It takes a special kind of incompetent to frick up such a simple premise that would've been so easy have a strong payoff for.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This would've been a amazing season 1 finale, they should've pulled the scope back ten-fold and keep shit simple. It takes a special kind of incompetent to frick up such a simple premise that would've been so easy have a strong payoff for.

                Nah. Lucifer deserves to be portrayed as a complete shitbag of a person who gloats about the things that banished him to hell in the first place.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dad, we did it! Everyone in the hotel is redeemed! And I was offered a special place in Heaven!
                >portal opens
                >What's wrong, Dad? Aren't you coming?
                >Daddy's not coming, sweetheart... He... Can't.
                >What?
                >tender piano music begins
                >But you go on ahead, Charlie. Just remember... Daddy loves you.
                >portal closes, leaving Lucifer in Hell with the worst of the sinners and the other demonic entities. scene cuts to all of Charlie's friends rejoicing when she joins them in Heaven
                > Wait, Charlie, where's your Dad?
                >Cut to Lucifer singing a soft, sad reprise of "Happy Day in Hell"
                >Because Charlie, you made it... A Happy Day in Hell...
                >Credits roll

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she would stay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She totaly would, because people keep dying on earth and getting send to hell and heaven, her work would never be done.
                And hell is her world, not heaven.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't it the best ending to redeem the biggest sinner of them all, the Big L himself?

                Nah, too cheesy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lucifer SHOULDN'T be able to leave. Hell is his mess.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Touching. But I don't feel like Charlie would leave. There are new sinners arriving every day in need of her hotel, after all.
                Plus her boyfriend Lucifer lives in Hell. She wouldn't leave when she's constantly dying of thirst for getting her butthole annihilated by juicy Luci wiener.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why's he freaked out?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That angel looks like Spirit Science. I think I'm going to be sick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are there more pages?

      >Lucifer when he sees happy resurrected Adam and the news of Sir Repentious being in heaven.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fan art where Adam wins when?

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's fun, unabashedly a huge shithead and loves it. Good VA and singing.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlastor's

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          now KISS

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think they will in season 2.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think they will in season 2.

            Nah. In Season 2, They’ll have Lute and Adam kiss and do potentially more off-screen.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shows up in hell.
    > "No one deserves to suffer. Therefore, everyone must die."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Without it, I am told, man could not have existed on earth, for he could not have known good and evil. Why should he know that diabolical good and evil when it costs so much? Why, the whole world of knowledge is not worth that child’s prayer to dear, kind God! I say nothing of the sufferings of grown-up people, they have eaten the apple, damn them, and the devil take them all! But these little ones! […]

      >“Listen! I took the case of children only to make my case clearer. Of the other tears of humanity with which the earth is soaked from its crust to its center, I will say nothing. I have narrowed my subject on purpose. I am a bug, and I recognize in all humility that I cannot understand why the world is arranged as it is. Men are themselves to blame, I suppose; they were given paradise, they wanted freedom, and stole fire from heaven, though they knew they would become unhappy, so there is no need to pity them. […]

      >All I know is that there is suffering and that there are none guilty; that cause follows effect, simply and directly; that everything flows and finds its level—but that’s only Euclidian nonsense, I know that, and I can’t consent to live by it! What comfort is it to me that there are none guilty and that cause follows effect simply and directly, and that I know it?

      >I must have justice, or I will destroy myself. And not justice in some remote infinite time and space, but here on earth, and that I could see myself. I have believed in it. I want to see it, and if I am dead by then, let me rise again, for if it all happens without me, it will be too unfair.

      The Brothers Karamazov

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'd think there would be more crossover fanfiction between Good Omens and HH, and yet the only one I managed to find was one that's two chapters long and incomplete. Anyone else had better luck?

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like the first losers.
      Hahahahahahahha

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is he a manlet?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To further show him to being an inferior Adam. Adam has literally determined it for the best sinners to become his sons and daughters when they improve themselves and renounce their sins.
          So when Lucifer got interested in Sinners, he’s literally going to lose them.
          It’s perfect divine comedy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why does charlie look like she's being held hostage in every family portrait

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nightly DubCon daddy-daughter bedtime activities.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can someone link to this tweet so i can get this image?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's right here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like the first losers.
      Hahahahahahahha

      Why is Lilith so genuinely drop dead gorgeous? Like she beats out most if not all other 2D women.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's the first female human ever created/ OG succubus, that's why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So how long where they together until they split up? Timeline is weird

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like the first losers.
      Hahahahahahahha

      >normies can't tell Lilith is a he
      That's almost as weird as getting filtered by the belief we live in a matrix.
      Almost.

      Jokes on you I’m into that shit

      Paternal framing will never get old.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't watch HH but I wanna know if they acknowledge the fact that Adam spent a major portion of his existence in Hell because of his original sin until Jesus redeemed humanity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam in this show never sinned or ate the apple. He’s the one serving the Jesus Christ role since Jesus Christ didn’t need to replace him.
      Adam spent a major part of his existence being with the angels in heaven, completely isolated from almost all of his children.
      Which is why he had to die for Sinners. To reclaim them from Lucifer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The HH universe doesn't follow exactly to biblical tellings. Adam never went to hell and Lucifer was banished for granting eve and humanity the fruit of knowledge. There isn't any mention of the war in heaven or trying to overthrow god.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it did then it would explain why Adam hates sinners so much and looks like a demon

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking FRICK FRICK frick sex frick dick frick
    this is like 40% of the dialogue btw. i hate """"adult"""" shows

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would Charlie do if she met a human?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she met Adam

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One from earth.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    excited for season 2 where he has to feign wanting to atone for his sins and suck up to for the entire season arc to get back into heaven only to realize he doesn't have to pretend to be something he doesn't want to be, learns to love the gang, and becomes a part of the group

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is the daddy of winners in heaven while Lucifer is the daddy of sinners in hell. So, no. Narrative wise; they will always be enemies.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A -lot- of conservative kids would be into this if they weren't scared of the gay, so they fixated on the antagonist so they could indulge their inner gushing fangirl.

    This also explains why so many people hate-watch when they could just ignore it.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So where the frick is Eve?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably in hell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lute took her kids in this scene. Which is why the disguised Eve is seething super hard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for the love of god anon, take your fricking meds

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Episode 1 establishes that this entire series is actually a child custody case over sinners. Being in Heaven means you worshipped Adam as your father. Being in Hell means you worshipped Lucifer as your father.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Establish angels can only be harmed by angelic weaponry
    >This is a major plot point that is an underlying season long mystery
    >Show angels splatting against Alastor's shield
    >Show Lute losing an arm due to being crushed under debry
    >Show angels getting blown up and shot by regular weaponry
    What did Vivzie mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they ground up the angel weaponry and put it in bullets. although if that was the intent they should have been clearer i feel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I took it to imply all their weapons were angel-forged but eight episodes weren't enough for what otherwise could have been a training montage.

      Also, lute technically removed her own arm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone actually expect consistency from her?

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >During his lines of the finale song calls the rest of the main crew 'friends' instead of some derogatory term while in complete private.
    He hates to admit it, But he cares about all of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is pretty funny take i haven't seen before. halfway through his plan to force 'found family' to make them easier pawns, alastor realised he's accidentally trained himself to make friends.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >During his lines of the finale song calls the rest of the main crew 'friends' instead of some derogatory term while in complete private.
      I genuinely do not understand how many people there are that don't comprehend he was saying that "Alastor, altruist, died for his friends" sarcastically as if that's what the newspaper would say had he actually died. He's laughing about it because he clearly has darker motives

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's kinda weird how people even ITT are missing that.
        People apparently also don't know what the saying 'clipped wings' and 'unclipped wings' actually means. And 12 year olds on Reddit are now theorizing that Alastor is secretly an Angel lmao.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          we have adam schizogays in thread right now, i don't think we are doing any better than reddit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah it's kinda weird how people even ITT are missing that.
          Pick a place on the internet and a subject. 80% of the people interacting with it, expressing their opinions or not, are blind morons.
          Unless someone is bringing verifiable information, just stick to your interpretation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta, but I love that the subtitles on the torrent I got had that line as "Alastor Altruist died for his friends." As if there was a last name reveal for some reason.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i can see it catching on. if alastor did have a last name, altruist is exactly the sort of ironic one he would have.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i can see it catching on. if alastor did have a last name, altruist is exactly the sort of ironic one he would have.

          I would be more inclined to believe subtitles if I hadn't seen the subtitle makers use the wrong your/you're in a previous episode already. Anyway, one thing I do find interesting that there's a lot of room to speculate on is if Alastor's deal IS with Lilith like has been implied, and Lilith also had some kind of deal with Adam, why didn't Adam have any idea who Alastor was when they fought. Random other unrelated small thing I caught that made me laugh was Vox's picture of Alastor that he throws the knife into during the last song is very clearly a picture of both of them together but torn in half

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the picture gets funnier when you remember vox put up an insulting drawing of him during the vox/alastor song. he literally had a photo and he still put the shitty drawing up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I don't buy the subtitles for a second, I assume they're fan-made. It changed the line "I've got an appetite for samplin' every drug and sex toy I can find" into "I've got an appetite for samplin' every drug gang sex toy I can find." Which, I mean, "drug gang sex toy" could have been a term for a prostitute who works for a drug gang, but that's clearly not what the line is.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh I agree, i'm not saying they're actually giving him a last name in that line.

            Just that 'Alastor Altruist' is exactly the sort of name he would have, if he hypothetically did have a last name. Names in this series are not subtle

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am so sick of this overrated shit being spammed on Cinemaphile. It’s not well written nor animated. In fact all it shows is how morally moronic the creator is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's FOTM, it won't last long. go make a thread about something you like instead of shitting yourself about this one.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Lucifer was evil or morally grey like this, he's such a non-character now, mogged by Lilith

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer is a bad person who thinks he is good. It’s horrifying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind a redemption arc for Lucifer through means of Charlie considering Viv's universe separates Lucifer from Satan but it's clear Viv wanted to make Lucifer appear completely without fault for anything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's clear Viv wanted to make Lucifer appear completely without fault for anything.
        I think that’ll change next season. Specifically if we find out the specifics with Lilith and Eve or if Michael shows up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would love to see Michael show up, be nice and chill... And Lucifer trembling at his mere presence!!!!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Resurrected Adam is going to be far more powerful than Lucifer. So when Lucifer sees him walking around hell or in Charlie’s hotel, he will get a massive surprise in trying to scare him off into Heaven. Which is pure justice.

            Adam is the ugly duckling that Lucifer badly wanted to be. Since Lucifer actually thought mankind was lowly and needed an “upgrade”. But only Adam in the end can grab Lucifer’s ugly ducklings (sinners) and turn them beautiful.

            It’s almost perfect on how cucked and short Lucifer is since Adam’s fatboi existence always has a much stronger heart than him since the beginning, despite Lucifer stealing everything that belonged to Adam (Earth, Lilith, Eve, and mankind). And Adam ends up gaining back a soul mate (Lute), his children (redeemed sinners), his life, and ascending past Lucifer’s capabilities, while being just another casual heavingly resident instead of being the king of Earth and mankind. Because Adam seeks love above everything else.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Resurrected Adam is going to be far more powerful than Lucifer.
              Lucifer is a powerful angel, Adam is a mortal soul, never will happen

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the gays love musicals? Musicals suck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try little shop of horrors.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie sex.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i imagine if this was a webcomic Luci would be fricking Charlie

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread needs jesus

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      Anonymous

      jesus/charlie shipping when

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does this mean for America?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thirsty fangirls are fricking powerful and execs who have been completely ignoring them or treating them like an afterthought have been missing out on hundreds of millons of dollars

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This
          Warner, Paramount et al better be paying attention

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need more Jesus in the HH fandom
      Viv wont try and portray him so we have to do it ourselves 🙁
      Just remember pic rel

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=rboPvOKI-J-qHGOp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she lacks more OMPH,

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine him punching you in the face and giving you a black eye

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would he do that 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He could do more than that and I'd thank him

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She [Charlie] literally looks scared.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now I’m more and more convinced that Charlie never had a good relationship with either of her parents. I hope we get to learn more in season 2 about how things were between Charlie and Lilith

        *worms his way back into the crew with no consequences*

        >Husk being mad because he was hoping Alastor died
        Kek

        Wonder why he didn't at least try to form a relationship with Rosie if he thinks he's straight. They seem very touchy with each other.

        He probably did before, which is how Rosie knows he’s ace

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Having a past relationship between Al and Rosie could be an interesting concept. Considering they're still close friends, how do you think the breakup went?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because of all the daddy-daughter'cest that was probably occurring every night Lilith wasn't home.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw your mom is beautiful but you’re less attractive than her because she decided to reproduce with the uggo that ended up being your dad
      Pain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the incestuous threesome
      Lucy plapping Charlie while Lilly ridea her face

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were basically hooked on him purely off his Episode 1 appearance of shitting on the undeveloped ideals of Charlie.
    And it's his best appearance, I don't know how anyone can even like him when his own logic is what BTFOs him in court, and is then 2/3rds of the reason why Snake Boi goes to Heaven.
    And there's not even an excuse of him jobbing, Alastor and Charlie did minimal damage before Lucifer had to show up and despite using sneak attacks he was still bested.

    They portrayed Adam as best as an antagonist should be.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer only has has his power and nothing else. Adam has his love for his children that never ever went out.
      Lucifer destroyed himself and others in his self-centered egotistical PRIDE. Even his supposed mercy is only done with PRIDE instead of actual love.
      Heaven is a good place for winners because of Adam and his love for them. Hell is a bad place for sinners because of Lucifer and his worthless Pride of himself.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you did it Cinemaphile this thread really is the Hazbin Hotel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't get into this because Adams face here is drawn like another characters that I can't pin down

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of the exes from Scott Pilgrim?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you win tariq
      buck breaking *is* actually hot

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets killed off in the finale
    >Gets even MORE love and attention
    Do you guys think Viv predicted that Adam would be this popular with the audience?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's 100% showing up as a sinner in hell and will redeem himself in a rematch against Alastor where Alastor is the bad guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon. Adam is literally never going to be a sinner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she did because Adam is exactly why Sinners would want to be in Heaven if they aren’t threatened by exterminations.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Going by his final scene with Lute, I'm pretty sure that is intentional. I wonder how far this topic of redemption will extend towards. Death in heaven/hell is weird, and I hope there's more to it in season 2.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam doesn’t need redemption. He’s the only responsible and humble father of sinners that wants them to be redeemed.
        It’s why he and Lute are regular happy citizens in Heaven while Lilith, Lucifer, and the Princes declare themselves as rulers in Hell who have all of the wealth and influence over it.

        The little nods of Adam and Lute being normies in heaven have big implications on how egotistical everyone is in hell.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    asking again from a few threads ago
    what would he look like as a sinner

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like some sort of horse minotaur. I say that since he gains a certain a black or a white horse depending on how bad or good his karma is. And also because in the Undead DLC, he can ride the 4 horses of the apocalypse. I would even make him white with black spots, to allude to the wounds that ended his life. With maybe some touches from the horses in the DLC if he were to gain power/souls in Vivzy's Hell.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vivziepop has said Alastor does not actually understand the terms of 'Asexuality' or 'Aromantic', Thus his confusion as Rosie's comment calling him an 'ace in the hole' - With Alastor being under the impression that "He just hasn't found the right person yet."
    Wait, What?
    So Alastor literally does understand what romance is...And even per Vivzie dosen't allergic to the idea of being romantically involved with someone...But he's 'aromantic' because he just hasn't met anyone who pleases him yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is her husbando and her has just made shit obtuse for everyone to pair him with since he is for her alone

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some weird part of me can kinda respect that honestly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will Viv ever find love

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really hilarious when it comes to the fans because his asexuality is only ever mostly brought up when he's shipped with Charlie. Doesn't stop all the self-inserters or RadioDust, or VoxRadio but you know, no callouts of his ace-ness there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen their double standards too. Some people just shit on Charlastor, but say nothing about Vox x Alastor or Lucifer x Alastor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, that princess certainly occupies his thoughts a lot...
      But he's not really aromantic, he just has never met anyone he's legitimately felt that way for?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds reasonable to me. All an aromantic or asexual really knows is that they haven't felt it YET. Like how everyone is bi under certain circumstances.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But he's 'aromantic' because he just hasn't met anyone who pleases him yet?
      it's more that he hasn't met anyone who pleases him because he's aromantic.

      alastor is a little schizoid who doesn't get crushes on people or want to frick anyone because he's just not capable of it. But he doesn't realize that it's something internal to him. He just thinks the reason he doesn't get crushes or want to frick anybody is because nobody special has shown up.

      catpcha: DTF0

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder why he didn't at least try to form a relationship with Rosie if he thinks he's straight. They seem very touchy with each other.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think fat guy dick is really that good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disagree

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know why from a meta standpoint, but if alastor was wielding angelic weapons with his tentacles before his shield broke why didnt his little gremlin dudes have some daggers to stab Adam. He could have won when his shadow dude got a punch in

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to frick Adam right now like

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Lute

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if fem Alastor fell in love with Adam after he beat her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his version of this would be chaining him up in a dungeon under his tower waiting for the perfect moment to trot him our that'd earn him the most favour.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot monkey sex with full-demon Charlie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We know, Lucifer

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://aggie.io/tPO40Z5YiT

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *worms his way back into the crew with no consequences*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ... consequences for what? He didn't do anything to the crew. He just took an L. They were probably happy to see him alive since they feared the worst.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *worms his way back into the crew with no consequences*

        It’s noticeable how Adam spares Alastor because he knew for certain that if he killed him right then and there, Alastor wouldn’t be redeemed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick is joe rogan up there?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why wouldn't he be?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I would think rogan deserves to burn in hell for being a shit comedian, not next to god.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He definitely got humiliated publically by Vox streaming his failure

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does this pic of sera make me uncontrollably hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her elegant birdlike neck can accommodate any size.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bird.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They resonate with his cuck energy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women are b***hes and prostitutes. Now what was this thread about?

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good ending for adam

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The actual good ending for Adam if he would have brought some help *cof cof Michael*
      TOTAL DEMON DEATH

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it should be Gabriel ultrakill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a pretty ballsy move but that's also showing insane amount of trust.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hazbin season 6 be like

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does an angel get fat?

      is Adam actually fat or is it just the robes? He has the face of skinny guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are guys with that physique. I bet Adam has solid pecs instead of manboobs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got a big belly but no fat in my face and legs because I used to run a lot and still work out my legs often. I look almost cartoony.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm actually a bit like that right now. I started going heavy on the exercise bike about 6 months ago and have lost a lot of weight but still have a gut. My legs, arms, and face are thing.

          the guy is thankfully starting to shrink now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I got a big belly but no fat in my face and legs because I used to run a lot and still work out my legs often. I look almost cartoony.

            well don't get too carried away, now, boys, you've seen what the b***hes think is hot these days

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          is Adam actually fat or is it just the robes? He has the face of skinny guy

          Yeah, but he is also an Angel and the guy who introduces heave says that everyone is hot, I feel like never getting fat no matter how much you eat would be a standard benefit of getting in to heaven.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pilot Charlie was so hot I would have so much sex with her

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My wife and aunt think I am hot.

            My aunt is specially touchy when she gets drunk.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ......pic?

          • 3 weeks ago
            lute's wife

            you better be a woman anon or are you being...a gay?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's no women on the internet.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              woman, but you'll assume i'm a gay or a troony no matter what so idk what the point in replying is

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                lute's wife

                oh its ok im not an incel I believe you and im fine with trannies tbh. Sorry gotta say this though

                show boobs or gtfo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          post tummy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he is a pear-shaped motherfricker.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if we go by that then he has no shoulders either and his arms just come out of his neck. The mask and robe clearly change his form, the mask literally becomes a part of his face. Lutes whole head-shape changes when she puts on hers.

          What is Adam's starting class?

          wretch, since when he was cast to earth he had nothing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SEXO

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these threads have fricked up my dreams despite only showing up when a new episode comes out since one of the Wojak Viv variants made for these threads somehow ended up in my dream about a bus drive to a convention with Chop Chop Master Onion rapping and then dying, the worst part is she had a major role in it

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd read a fic about this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of fics on ao3 about that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Any ones that stand out?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on what you want to see. No finished ones yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd read a fic about this.

      This concept is stupid and shows that fans are hard rushing themselves to not see the obvious “Adam died so he can save the sinners and be their daddy”. Since they forget that Lucifer helps the princes and Hellborn corrupt, kill, and control mankind on EARTH!!!!!!!!! And worst of all, sinners are literally paying companies to do this!!!! And Adam still given the sinners in hell a second chance.

      Why is everyone so stupid???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because if you know anything about Vivzie you know that's not how she operates.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vivziepop literally shows us that Heaven is a great place and Adam and Lute will not have their children serve them in heaven as their rulers, despite them giving away everything they have to them. And Hell is filled with endless dramas, evils, and monsters that are treated as beloved and respected idols and didn’t even show an ounce of the love that Adam and Lute provide for mankind, even with all of the resources and power they have. Lucifer canonically is an evil delusional moron that is supported by his evil wife that experimented on an isolated and vulnerable woman. Viv is also very quick to remind us that Lucifer is an awful person and the sinners (including Vaggie) are literally unable to comprehend that Adam is canonically just for performing the exterminations. The greatest comeback Lucifer has against Adam is describing what got him into hell in the first place, by objectively calling Adam’s wives the sex toys he allured. The greatest comeback Adam has against Lucifer is that Lucifer is a freaky nobody clown or something that stolen kids that rightfully belong to him, and he wants his kids back. Which reinforces how much much more loving Adam is, and how pridefully evil Lucifer is.

          Lucifer and Lilith are given the Alastor treatment, in that in the inside, they are complete and utter delusional bastards who can show some care for others. But really, no matter how good they are at times or the state of hell, it is objectively better for sinners to redeem themselves and accept Lilith and Adam as their parents instead.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            can adamschizo get banned already, it should count as spam

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You talk exactly like a spam bot. They will probably mistake you for one, so you probably need to rethink your writing choices completely.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off b***h, hate to see a lengthy post only to find it's your incessant schizo headcanon again

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, anon. You do realize I put in far more thoughts into my posts than the vast majority of posters.
                I hate homosexuals with a passion, so I ignore almost all of the ships in this show. Refusing to waste my time on those unsatisfying, unnatural, drama-filled train wrecks.

                I will never glorify demons since they are awful and Vivziepop makes it clear they are awful regardless if you simp for them, thank God Vivziepop understands this and doesn’t do any of the “Good omens” and “Lucifer” trash by actually implying “Lucifer is a good boi who doesn’t deserve hell” by revealing how much of a c**t he really is and how ugly he becomes at his limits (inside and out). He’s literally like the kind of bad “good” person you find on earth and it’s horrifying. That only in biased sinner perspectives, the sinners think he is right and Adam is wrong, which is another good nod to mankind preferring lies over truth (hinted in HB).

                I wasn’t sold on the premise of the show until they have Adam actually being the one making a sacrifice to bring his kids to heaven. So my perspective on the shallowness of heaven and the sinners getting redeemed completely changed, because Adam makes Heaven fulfilling and has a true sense of love for sinners that no one in heaven (besides God obviously) can provide.

                So literally, the only topics I have are. “All of the Sins, sinners, and princes of Hell actually do belong in hell, and here’s why.” And, “Adam and Lute are actually really really really good people/parents that love the sinners more than anyone in hell.” And they are the only conclusive and consistent things we will have in this show and in Helluva Boss.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >People/parents that love the sinners
                Anon you do realize they murder countless sinners and feel no remorse right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The good sinners literally get redeemed in Heaven when Adam completes his sacrifice. So that point is muted, just like when God allows his most beloved and loyal saints to die from natural disasters and health issue in the real world. Since God is lifting them to heaven, so they can finally know him.

                So literally, Adam’s and Lute’s, like God, ways are much higher than your and Charlie’s ways in trying to get accepted into heaven under your own works, instead of the works of the sinless lamb.

                >I hate homosexuals with a passion

                same I would never think about lute kicking me or making me wear her boots over my mouth and nose. Or like leg locking my face into her pussy, defiantly not getting art of that drawn btw. Bottom line is im not gay

                You are a woman???? What a twist.

              • 3 weeks ago
                lute's wife

                >I hate homosexuals with a passion

                same I would never think about lute kicking me or making me wear her boots over my mouth and nose. Or like leg locking my face into her pussy, defiantly not getting art of that drawn btw. Bottom line is im not gay

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would one go about making a Hazbin Hotel HoI4 /gsg/ mod?
    Would it be better to create an A.U. where hell and heaven dimensional merge into earth? Or just create an entirely new map based on the pentagram city and blow it up in size and give it some surrounding areas?.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When does Muhammad show up?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When Adam comes back, chilling with Buddha.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as a muslim i wish Amazon had the balls to do it
      given how hostile the Islamic community is compared to the cucked christians, the show would get Streisanded to the moon with whatsapp posts and change.org petitions

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is adam so hot

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Powerlevelgay here. Are demons like Alastor a tier below Ring Lords and two tiers below Lucifer?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a pic. Hierarchy in Hell's power level goes Lucifer > Lilith and Charlie > Sins > Ars Goetia > Overlords > Sinners > Hellhounds > Imps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is Ozzy anyway?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is a "sin" (its just a title)

          Which I want addressed. The last episode of HB kinda confirmed that Ozzie and the other sins are fallen angels (like the lore of Christianity says) and have been around forever.
          I want to see what happened there, was there a war in heaven? What were their original ranks?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can Imps rank up if they get enough high rank semen? I used to have bad acne as a teen until my dad's friend told me about getting semen facials and it actually worked.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn Alastor has big cojones for trying to out-sing Lucifer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lucy has been pretty much MIA in terms of ruling hell for a long time and Al doesn't really have a choice since he needs to keep close to Charlie if wants a chance at getting out of his contract with Lilith

          Adam probably killed them in one of the exterminations

          why would he kill his own kids? Also, Cain would be a in hell but Abel did nothing bad and was even favored by god so he should be in heaven and I doubt he would have gotten permission to kill an angel.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >why would he kill his own kids?
            Why not? They're sinners. It would add interesting characteristics to both Adam and heaven. It could make a point about how there's one way cheat your way into heaven - either be a good person or be extremely loyal/servile (so your otherwise sinful behavior is pardoned).
            As for Abel, Adam was said to be the first human soul in hazbin heaven, so it's unclear what happened, but lol the most likely option is that he's not even canon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing on their own they're that low, but an overlord can move up in powerlevel the more overlord souls he has control of

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile
    kek twitter and even youtube comments are mostly people disappointed he died and found him to be one of the most entertaining characters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally every new theory video is just "Is Adam really dead?!" with a mixture of if Lilith really is the bad guy of the series
      kek nice work Viv, barely anyone seems to care about the Vees

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Season 2 is supposed to give them actual focus, so that'll change soon enough.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vox fans are pissed, he barely did anything.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Were the exorcists all women because Adam was horny? Imagine if Vaggie's nemesis was a guy 3 times her size

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Exorcists if Adam stopped thinking with his dick for a second:

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having sex with Adam

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The face reveal never happened
    His face design feels out of place, and we don't need to know what the human progenitor looks like, it would make sense for his face to be anonymous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The face reveal never happened
      *should've never happened

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would've liked it better if his skin was reddish, and had white hair.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The face reveal never happened
      *should've never happened

      Based MaskedAdam bro

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Viv really have parental issues or is that a meme?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her father is a wall street investor and her mother comes from old money. Does that mean a thing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably mean that she's just spoiled more then anything?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ni it means that she had raw sexo with daddy. Notice how all her dads are frickable. Even the texas dad of Moxxie's wife.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Lute to be happy

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is Adam's starting class?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Wretch looks like him.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What board(s) would Adam use?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably /misc/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he would only use /s/ and /gif/. maybe Cinemaphile to post his guitar solos.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I never asked to become an angel.

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw all we have to look forwards to right now is HB

    This sucks, I ended up liking this show far more the Helluva Boss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do women even bottom or top without a dildo or something? Also doesn't putting on a fake dick defeat the purpose of being a lesbian? Don't remember the exact stats but don't 99% of lesbians get "Lesbian bed death"? Meanwhile it's the opposite with male homo's where they just go buck wild.

      Vaggie is just a more boring ivy

      lesbians are just boring in general

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Charlie is canonically an advocate for post-marital sex, so her and Vaggie have never had sex.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try anon but that isn't true.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Vaggie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They don't have sex. Just passionate kissing. But Alastor has eyes all over the Hotel and has probably seen Charlie nude.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why Vaggie sounds so dead on the inside?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >reason why Vaggie is a zombie is due to the lack of Demonussy
          Emily gotta wed them her included together so we can have some heretical love making STAT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Viv please don't! forget about HB! you no longer have to give us fujo owl drama now that HH is finally here!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also like it more then the sad times show.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Liking it more
      Well... yeah? That second season was god awful, but this first season is inferior to HB's first season.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that by you wanting to frick Adam, you are wanting to frick our grandpa, it's incest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >777
      Nice try Adam now turn around and spread your legs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok I don't look like him so I can ignore that part

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vaggie is just a more boring ivy

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pregnancy reveal when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nephilim are illegal around these parts. You can make some demi gods instead.

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being Vaggie.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its over

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being the grim reaper is a cool and important job that is very much a real part of Christian cosmology. I don't know why they put Adam in the show as a stand in for him but that is exactly what he is.

    Actually that's a lie, I know why they had Adam stand in for the grim reaper... They only had a handful of episodes to jam in the material so to get the interactions between Lucifer adam and Jesus they were looking for they had to have Adam do double duty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exorcists/soul reapers are extreme jobbers sadly. Frick you Viv for making them complete morons.
      In the pilot they were made out to be more of a force of nature / untouchable alien invaders.
      Turns out the "key" to defeating them was to just git gut and use weapons which apparently have been amassed by some chick for years now but no one ever thought to use them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the "key" to defeating them was
        Yeah I agree that the end battle was contrived for spectacle requiring the "magic weapons" in order to create something to put on the screen for a battle.

        If you really want to understand how the show proposed to defeat angels then refer to the song with Carmilla and Vaggie where it is made clear but also probably confusing as hell for anyone who doesn't already know.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It literally ended up being my worst case sceneario, and not only that, turns out that seriously no demon at ALL during all this time ever thought about ever using their own shit against them?

        The ONLY demons that should have been left standing at all after that final fight should have been Charlie, Lucifer and Vaggie, the rest should have either end up dead, or badly injured at best

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    400 threads for this absolutely mid show
    holy shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's because of these two.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this happens a lot with shitlib writers, they make villains that they would personally hate but normally people end up liking them more than the main cast. I honesty would have preferred to see them win.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, those are rookie numbers let's pump those numbers up

    • 3 weeks ago
      lute's wife

      you guys are more annoying then the threads you hate trust me you are doing a great job

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=64

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This shit show would get no discussion whatsoever if not for people being invested in headcanon and shipping.

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her design always reminds me of those dark chocolate candies with the raspberry filling

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    Nifty bros, do you still love her?

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don' get this shit man, what even is this shit anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better get fricking used to it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Used to what?
        I'm legit confused what I am seeing here.

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It didn't ruin his character, it just shows that he's still a simp for Lilith after all these years.
    Wouldn't Lilith also get a pardon by heaven for being the second human?

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Plot hole
    Didn't stop Viv with all the other holes this series has

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Three days later and Adam’s death still hurt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My adrenaline was pumping the whole episode, knowing what was coming. Now that it's happened, I'm still in the denial stage of grief. ADAM SHALL RETURN.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My adrenaline was pumping the whole episode, knowing what was coming. Now that it's happened, I'm still in the denial stage of grief. ADAM SHALL RETURN.

      Did you guys saw the Adam theory already and realize what his mission actually was?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every time people theorize something complicated from Vivziepop, it just turns out to be something simple.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you here to preach the word of Adamschizophrenia for the 50th time in as many minutes?

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Me when I go to Vivzie's hell and find out God doesn't exist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think Adam will help Ranni in "sticking it to the man?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No. Adam never made a deal with Lilith. Eve did. And under the apple, she can be in heaven.
    And because Adam died for his sinners, they can be accepted into heaven.

    Adam is actually completely powerless in controlling when someone can be in heaven and hell, and so is Lute. Which is why Lute says, LILITH has to go down to Hell and stop Sinners from getting redeemed. Because Lilith/Eve is the one that put herself into heaven in the first place, with the implied exploitations of thriving on the Sinner’s works (which again, is not in Adam’s control at all).

    What Lilith lost was her control on keeping the Sinners in Hell. And now Lute’s in control of them and is now their mother (the one in charge of them).

    It’s been established in episode 1, the sinners belong to Lucifer and Lilith under the apple of knowledge. Making them in charge of them.

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Niffty’s death will break Alastor’s heart…
    Let’s do it to establish that Adam cannot cover the sins of all sinners, even the ones we like, because they must desire to be good and do good.

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these threads are going by too fast god damn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and we have like 12 of them.

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this show could get one fujo to read the bible so they could at least get the lore accurately before writing headcanon nonsense.

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