Hazbin Hotel

We've got roughly ~half a day left until Episode 5 [Lucifer-centric/introduction] and Episode 6 [Heaven + likely non-exterminator Angel introduction] release on Prime, If not earlier via leakgays.

Thoughts and theories.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The anticipation for the Heaven episode is making me nervous, it's the one thing thats been kept under wraps in the shows setting for so long that I genuinely have no idea how it's going to turn out. With how the rest of the episodes ended up though, I doubt it'll be anything special and be another mediocre 20 minutes with breakneck pacing at best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Evelyn invites Charlie up to 'talk' because she heard through Adam about her plan (mentions it will be he joked about how it was destined to fail) and she hopes that showing Charlie what kind of peaceful place it was that she hopes to convince Charlie to NOT go through with her plan. Probably bringing up that sinners don't change when they go to heaven and that they may have actually tried it before.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >They tried it before
        Christ even just saying this I can see how it could be spun in a Vivzie way.
        >Slow reveal in later episodes that Lilith decided to try to push redemption and used Alastor as her prime candidate and he almost got in (this is why he was 'gone for a few years') but he failed and Lilith almost gave up. Hearing her daughter trying this attempt sends Alastor to watch over her attempt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spoiler alert: it will suck straight ass and be direct, unapologetic blasphemy.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    picrel looks like smile dog

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The teeth?
      Literally half the main characters in the show do.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's whatever. There's not much else getting released right now.
    Hazbin Hotel is like a dykes idea of what hell is.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If there’s no Vox I’m going to be mildly annoyed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same
      can't have alastor without his rival with benefits

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when the episodes are coming out?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the 4 released episodes and I have to say the show is nuclear cringe especially the first 2 episodes.

    The overuse of the word frick is so grating in the first couple of episodes.
    The writing isn't good.
    The pacing is bad.
    The exposition scene changes are jarring, especially the introduction of the Vs.

    The show seems to be getting better each episode.
    I do really like the egg dudes, they're cool.
    I like Charlie, she's a decent character.

    The other characters though are not so good.

    And I'm a demon worshipping edgelord, so you'd think I would be predisposed to liking the show.

    Is Hellva Boss any good? I'm considering checking that out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie cringes me to death but I guess it's part of her development, I can see she's set up to become less nice overtime.

      I feel Alastor is the best character here because despite the shit pacing and writing, he wasn't affected by any of it, his mystery and speech seem really well taken care of.

      >Is Hellva Boss any good?
      No
      The only plot it has is daddy / relationship issues in almost every character, it got repetitive to the point development is non existant

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is alastor going to taunt Lucifer for being such a shit dad that someone like him is doing more babysitting for Charlie's dreams than Lucifer is?

    do you think this mic shot is one of these episodes, or in the last two episodes?

    why is charlie getting Alastor's mic anyway? Is she taking up Lillith's mantle of being the singer for the demons?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is going to look at Lucifer and say the F-U- C-K word at him!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How uncouth!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Shit dad for not babysitting his adult, pantsuit lesbian daughter.
      Like, even if he wasn't LITERALLY FRICKING SATAN I don't think it'd be anything that strikes a nerve or offends him.

      Maybe it's because I had shit parents, but I never understood why it was normalized for grown ass women, doing what they want, fricking what they want, and generally being a menace to society, bemoaning how "DADDY ISN'T FUNDING ALL OF MY BULLSHIT WHAT A MISOGYNIST!"

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Adam:
    >Surrendered by pretty militaristic angels that would die for him, gets to genocide sinners in hell for being shit people, feared by all of hell
    Lucifer:
    >Wife abandoned him and probably cucked him, moronic daughter, doesn't do anything, respected by nobody in hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If no one respects Lucifer I'll rate episode 0

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alastor respects him after beating him in the song.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who beats who?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Luu wins

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >was hoping to just watch the eps before work today when i close
    >they drop at the exact time I start instead

    i hate when streaming platforms still do prime time releases JUST PUT IT UP THE MORNING OF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully the episodes will leak before it, anon.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hope we may know why Alastor seems so mocky towards a holy being that can atomize him with a glare, especially as he does show caution towards those of more power than him like zesty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because le demons are more powerful than le angles 😮

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      becuase charlie and lucifer despite being all migthy beings, they act far away from that, so its for them to be pick on, Lucifer in particular is a push over that gets nagged by his wife

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He is the typical "How are you doing fello kids?" trying to be cool but it looks lame

        t. already watched the episode

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off no you didn't

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How? It only releases 8PM ET

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't he literally have a saying of "don't take shit from no demons"?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New promo
    https://x.com/HazbinHotel/status/1750564184150970438?s=20

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What does “munted” mean?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        probably some aussie slang

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll ask again in 14 hours

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fricked up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >kiwi
          In roo land it means ugly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i forgot how ugly cherri is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's got big boobs and ass, that's what matters

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she looks good in fanart, but viv draws breasts like tumours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Aussie Cherri Bomb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Leakeranon was for real and Pentious is going to die

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he'll be back as an angel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Leaker mentioned nothing about him redeeming himself, he answered a question that specifically said "Does anybody of note die?"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            frick...
            I hope leakeranon was full of shit
            I like both characters

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i assume Adam gets soften up/roughed up beforehand? seems weird for the first Winner angel to get one-shot by a smol subjected overlord like Nifty and Husk

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If Pentious dies and doesn't come back as an angel or respawn, I don't think Adam's death would be unceremonious, the Hazbin senpai would be mad as hell and want revenge.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >niffty kills adam
              holy kino

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's kinda funny ngl

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                explains why she’s in the overlord section along with husk in the pilot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Nifty flirts with adam because he's a bad boy
              >Adam refuses
              >Nifty stabs him to death
              Why are women like this?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Niffty NOOOOO! you are supposed to kidnap him, correct him by force and make him fall in love with you via stockholm syndrome!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Look on the bright side, when Adam is killed off by Satanic c**ts, anyone who is a decent human being will turn this show off for good. Frick anyone who dares subscribes to this idea, Jehovah will slaughter anyone who promotes this fan fiction of his first human son.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cry about it religious gay.
                You guys barely have a reason to watch this show anyway with how much you want it to stick to the worst fanfiction to hit mankind.
                Why should you stick around when an actual piece of shit just gets their shit rocked.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                a being that gets triggered by such things can't be called even a demigod, let alone anything truly divine

                Go back to r/atheism fedora tippers, we mock how bad the show is in general here, not spout the most genuinely moronic takes on religion like you do in reddit

                Psalms 7:11-13
                God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day. If he turn not, he will whet his sword; he hath bent his bow, and made it ready. He hath also prepared for him the instruments of death; and ordained his arrows against the persecutors

                Don’t play with us. We are not toys to be abused. Our patience is low, so low, that I laugh that you dare act so highly when we don’t ignore your mouth anymore. I curse you with wages of sin, a death worth sevenfold.

                Everyday, you rotten meats dare act so highly, when you refuse the path of righteousness. Don’t you know you’re already dead? Deprived so much you live on lies and celebrate death as your new god.

                Under the Word, you were made. Under the Word, you will be judged. Under the Word, the Son will destroy you. As his bride looks on you, oh she tried to warn you.

                Ok, you're just sounding preachy. This ain't it boss

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno, man. I feel like half of this thread is people genuinely enjoying the show.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but yeah I enjoy it, and I've seen a few positive Hazbin threads here. I wish it could have been better - the pacing and writing sucks at points, and makes me long for more. But that's just the problem with cartoons and trying to tell a serialized story when you have the threat of cancellation at any point. It's not amazing, I wish it was better, but it's a passable and enjoyable watch.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I enjoy it but it's a 5/10 for me right now, the pacing is sooo fricking things up

                Not every piece of media has to be a 10/10 masterpiece for it be fun to watch once and bullshit about it on the internet. It's the general rule that 99% of everything is shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's kinda my point. Like it's saddening that there's so much stuff that COULD have been better with more episodes/runtime to help the pacing, and various concepts done better - but it's good for what it is. I enjoy the discussions. Some morons on here think the show is shit if it's not 10/10, which devalues others who have actual criticism of it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I enjoy it but it's a 5/10 for me right now, the pacing is sooo fricking things up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                a being that gets triggered by such things can't be called even a demigod, let alone anything truly divine

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Psalms 7:11-13
                God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day. If he turn not, he will whet his sword; he hath bent his bow, and made it ready. He hath also prepared for him the instruments of death; and ordained his arrows against the persecutors

                Don’t play with us. We are not toys to be abused. Our patience is low, so low, that I laugh that you dare act so highly when we don’t ignore your mouth anymore. I curse you with wages of sin, a death worth sevenfold.

                Everyday, you rotten meats dare act so highly, when you refuse the path of righteousness. Don’t you know you’re already dead? Deprived so much you live on lies and celebrate death as your new god.

                Under the Word, you were made. Under the Word, you will be judged. Under the Word, the Son will destroy you. As his bride looks on you, oh she tried to warn you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They wouldn't have watched it to begin with kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Normies are naive, anon.
                Until you show them they want them to kill off their righteous grandpa Adam, they will not understand a thing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No angellic weapons kill them for good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LEAKS COMFIRMED

      ADAM AND SNAKE DEATH

      WORST TIMELINE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Snake dies a virgin
        FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"Here lies Pentious, slithered fast, died a virgin"
          -Spy tf2

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Saint Peter's song: https://files.catbox.moe/ucjlfk.mp3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very short song

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >saint peter is a theater kid
      Better than Adam at least. Unless there's a twist that he's secretly evil too, Vivzie would do that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not into edm music and rather short, but seeing as it is supposed to contrast Charlie's song in ep1
      Happy Day in Hell>this song

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what does he look like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait how the frick did this leak out?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure it was in the telegram group

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some anon gets early access to the soundtrack, probably because he knows some site where they upload it early.

        pretty sure it was in the telegram group

        It's odd that there's only 1 song of episode 5 and one song on episode 6 when every other episode had two for each ep

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That will be better cuz the music is shit, besides episode 4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hell's Great Dad - Alastor and Lucifer
      https://files.catbox.moe/jmr9fj.mp3

      More Than Anything - Charlie and Lucifer
      https://files.catbox.moe/wrpaff.mp3

      You Didn't Know - Angels of Color
      https://files.catbox.moe/osfh78.mp3

      >like the wieners in his mouth
      These are all shit, and here I thought they were actually having a decent run with the music despite everything else.
      Lucifer's voice is super weird, I think I get what they were trying to go for but it just sounds wrong. Also "More than Anything" sounds like a Owl City song

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >choice in afterlives is gay troony los angeles or zoomer homosexual edm world

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hell's Great Dad - Alastor and Lucifer
    https://files.catbox.moe/jmr9fj.mp3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well frick me, I will wait for the episodes to come out to get the full experience. But it is damn tempting to check this out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The man just cannot stop being cucked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"I'm your guy, your day to day, your chum, your steadfast otale(?)"
      >"I'm truly honored that we built such a bond, you're like the child that I wish that I had, I care for you just like a daughter I spawned, It's a little funny, you could almost call me, daaaaad!"
      >Viv thinks this will deter the Charlastor shippers
      >Doesn't realize that this will simply fuel the "Your daughter calls me daddy too" jokes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Charlastor is creepy because Charlie is the actual pedo in the relationship

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But you forget female pedos are okay. Also, she is the Princess of Hell, not a sinner. I mean, she is technically a pedo to Vaggie too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Vaggie is probably ancient compared to her

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based, whos Husk then

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        who do you think? it's roger

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, Husk is Klaus (Klaus is the best AD character)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably the black principal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Klaus

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rank the songs so far

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Loser Baby>Stayed Gone>Poison>Respectless>Hell is Forever>>>>>The rest

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More Than Anything - Charlie and Lucifer
    https://files.catbox.moe/wrpaff.mp3

    You Didn't Know - Angels of Color
    https://files.catbox.moe/osfh78.mp3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is Vaggie being an angel a twist at this point when all of her scenes have been angel related?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vaggie? More like gaygie, more like Maggie, More Like Maggot, more like the 3 Larry Maggots from Super Meat Boy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't tell who is Serafin and who's Charlie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't even listen to either of these. They're so fricking shit. Why does Lucifer sound younger than Charlie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Angels of Color
      What the devil?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        emily and sera have black voice actresses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait angel is deemed redeemed by ep 6? that's a bit quick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You didn't know
      Wait that was supposed to be a musical number? Kinda giving me Respectless vibes where it's just a song tossed in for the sake of having to put two "songs" in each episode. Where was the money going cause it wasn't going into musical direction.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Charlie convinces Emily that Heaven is shit and to turn against Sera in a single episode

      Holy shit what is this pacing? They're burning through everything at breakneck pace. What is even going to be the plot of season 2?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eve and Roo. Also it's being rushed because Amazon hated working with Vivzie and wanted her out asap

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is that true? I bet it is but how was she like in the workplace

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Baffled at how Viv thinks she can get four seasons of story out of this if Amazon doesn't can the series after the second one.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Legit she speedran the entire show. S1 is actually S2 of a normally paced show

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You think season 2 is going to be the "series finale"?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No its gonna be the series canned

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That would be the worst. Or if she tries to end on a cliffhanger as a means of ransoming interest but A24 just won't care and cuts ties.
              Like SATAM allover again.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >amazon
          A24

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Amazon isn't making the show, get your shit in order before you make things up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More Than Anything sounds nice but the fact we're getting this in season one feels undeserved.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if angels can do whatever and remain in the sky
      One of the most confusing story bits to throw in considering the amount of angels that had already been punished in bible lore. This does the typical "shades of grey" shit where heaven is corrupt and has no accountability from God himself.
      >2 Peter 2:4: For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment;

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Angels of Color
      They're not actually called that, are they?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those are Emily and Sera

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should of made Lucifer look like Arnold Schwarzeneggar with long hair instead of a Tumblr Sexyman like every other character

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What time is it out?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So the songs for episodes 5 and 7 leaked, but episodes 6 and 8 didn't leak, interesting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The songs are from episodes 5 and 6. Episode 5 has the two Lucifer songs and episode 6 has the two heaven songs. Episode 6 is called Welcome to Heaven, and while Cherri Bomb is fricking Pentious, Charlie and Vaggie are in Heaven to talk to angels.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What time do the eps come out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In about 5 hours for my timezone.

      The songs are from episodes 5 and 6. Episode 5 has the two Lucifer songs and episode 6 has the two heaven songs. Episode 6 is called Welcome to Heaven, and while Cherri Bomb is fricking Pentious, Charlie and Vaggie are in Heaven to talk to angels.

      I see, makes more sense. I guess we'll be getting Mimzy in episode 7 then.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, the dad fight song ends with Mimzy suddenly arriving at the hotel out of nowhere. So she should be on episode 5.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Isnt that the square shaped fat nosed moron from South Park?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok then, sounds like fun, I'll wait for the eps. to come out since with the added context it will make more sense. I wonder what the frick is gonna happen in episodes 7 and 8 then, I guess it's just prepping for doomsday war with hell...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well now I remember that we saw scenes in the trailer with Rosie and Alastor so that will be a plot point with cannibal town, probably in episode 7 if I had to guess?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 AM in germany

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >songs with the guys like Hell Is Forever/Stayed Gone/Loser Baby/the Dad battle are all super fun earworms
    >all the self-serious attempts at emotional Disney Princess songs from the girls suck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Grow up b***h, you're not on 5th grade anymore, respectless/Happy day in hell are kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but I also love Whatever it takes and It starts with sorry too, the songs in this are all so good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It starts with one thing, idk why

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this really liked whatever it takes, nostalgic 80s rock ballad vibes, all the songs has been great so farseeing how uncatchy helluva boss ones are

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I said the self-serious emotional songs you walnut, not rap or parody songs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GYATT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His new voice is bad but he's still a cutie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's because vivie cannot write women and threw Vaggie and the gals to the wolves lol

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie x anon green text?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get outta here verbalase

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >seriously trying to do an episode out of nowhere about how Alastor is worming his way into a father figure position for Charlie when they have spoken maybe 2 sentences to each other so far in 4 episodes
    Bravo Viv

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this show is extremely homosexual. watching for charlie

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, am I the only one who finds the release schedule to be just... bizarre? First four episodes released on premiere with the remaining four being split between two weeks? Do I just not watch enough current shows to recognize this kind of scheduling or do they just not see this show as anything but a pallet of dollar bills being set on fire? Is season 2 coming out a month after the season finale since it woild seem they're splitting the story up? Give me some context here because I haven't been following this shit closely enough to get it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The leak actually benefitted it by being a week early

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >defying expectation, Lucifer is also a cinnamon roll type.
    >a thread's worth of Cherri thirstposting
    >We learn a tiny, smidge of a morsel about Alastor
    >Charlie isn't taken seriously for the nth time
    >something, anything to fuel my ryona kick please please please ple

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >spoiler
      we'll probably see flashbacks of Cherri and her ex and the reason she broke up with him and is friends with the gay homosexual spider

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is the series tweened animated or still frame by frame?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So why did Lucifer ignore his child?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his grammar so bad? It's not played as a joke, I didn't get the impression he was supposed to sound goofy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He talks like Yoda or Jar-Jar Binks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’s supposed to be so old that he sounds like he’s from before modern grammar was invented. Unfortunately no one on staff wanted to research what that would actually sound like, so they just guessed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you enjoy him being established as a recurring character? He is gonna be back in later episodes and play a bigger part, along with Carmilla and her daughters, and the godzilla overlord and the one overlord guy who said nothing in that meeting. They're all important characters in this story.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he's a moron and he just sounds sophisticated because he's from the middle ages.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a lolcow show from a lolcow animation studio. This is like if Chris Chan's trolls funded an animation studio to produce a TV show of sonichu. At no point in the process of starting the patreon, writing the characters, hiring voice actors etc did anyone let Viv know that she's actually embarrassing the frick out of herself, letting the general public in on her dysfunctional and perverse relationship with sexuality, her terrible sense of humor. It's gonna be hilarious watching her as she goes through the cascade of shutdowns/meltdowns precipitated by criticisms of her expanding to include the real people she obviously based all the characters off of expressing their discomfort.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice projection

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She certainly is putting her fetishes and hangups on full display.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Viv had money to start out with from her parents and grandparents. She was never a struggling artist, she had a really strong head start in life.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are the episodes out tonight? i forget

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the next 1 or 12 hours. 12 hours, if late, basically should be before sunrise tomorrow morning.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone qrd me on the relationship between Velvette, Vox and Alastor considering they're all representations of different media
    >Radio demon
    >TV demon
    >Phone demon
    I mean there has to be some meaning to this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic princess
      >Mexican lesbian
      >Gay femboy spider
      >Black person Cat
      >Red Twink
      >e-girlcon Cyclops
      >Pyrocynical
      >BritBlack person
      >Valentino Salami

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actual answer is that overlords (or at least the original concept) was that they gained power via influence, and the media influences people more than anything else.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's cute, I like that. I hope we get to see how the other Overlords maintain power in the hierarchy

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    werent the eps supposed to be out by now or am i miss remembering

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Theres a leaked scene in episode 6 where Val stretches Charlies anus to 4 feet wide

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Before or after drowning her in his spit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw the next two episodes probably won't feature MOTHCHAD at all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >MOTHCHAD
        He's a shit tier character

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Angel Dust

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know you like it, baby. You need it.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mega?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >listen to You Didn't Know
    >they just reveal Vaggie's an angel at the end
    lmao

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He dies fighting Roo the root of all evil and saves Charlie, he’s gonna pull a snake

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Eh I still like her, she's not the only character in these shows guilty of being bland.

    >Angels of Color
    They're not actually called that, are they?

    No it's a reference to the VAs.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He's male and not clearly gay or even bi so he's in line for a humiliating death. Were you expecting anything else?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Made me chuckle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Gainax Christmas Surprise was 13 years ago
      S2 soon, brother.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reason for Pentious dying is simple, he's attracted to a woman, if Cherri was a dude he'd be safe because Viv is too much of a Fujo to kill him off.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie and Emily sound so similar it's difficult to tell which one of them is singing

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >6 pm edt
    >still no frickin eps

    where are they i wanna see goofy lucifer twink

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait 1h

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        patience is a virtue anons. Patience is a virtue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kitty my beloved

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KittyCHAD
      vs
      FizzarolliBETA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kitty is just there to remind everyone Fizz is number 1

        Other than fizzarolli popularity was there any other helluva lore in hazbin so far?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The guns with angelic properties

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The guns with angelic properties

          I really hope they don't feed into timeline discussion could get messy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like Pride is really disconnected from the other rings

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kitty is just there to remind everyone Fizz is number 1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, KittyCHAD is the number 1 now

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >She's still a shitty character no one actually cares-
    SHUT THE FRICK UP gay

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously hope this show doesnt turn into a war vs heaven. I was really hoping for "The good place" but edgy.

    Side note. Does God actually exist in the context of the show? The closest thing is Lute saying "Daddy" exempted the hellborn from extermination, but i feel like its more implied that theres just a bunch of angels.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      By daddy she meant Lucifer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Actress of color
        yeahhh I'm never giving this show my money

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you weren't gonna do that before anyway

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >implying anyone here pays for hazbin
            everyone in these threads pirates it

            I had thought about buying some merch if I really liked it by the end of the series but it had to not frick up in the last episodes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >implying anyone here pays for hazbin
          everyone in these threads pirates it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Does God actually exist in the context of the show?
      Maybe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Side note. Does God actually exist in the context of the show?
      We don't know. Charlie's storybook implies he doesn't, or he's so absent that he's not worth mentioning.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        xe*, dun disrespect the Lord that way >:(

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the Cherubs explicitly mentioned God so likely does exist, i like to think God's absence is not out of sloth or apathy, but from being an entity of pure good and light that likes free will, cannot assert dominance and correct any evils the angels do out of risk of hurting anyone's feelings.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was referring to Lucifer with the daddy comment. Charlie's daddy.

      We don't know how it is in this setting but Helluva Boss implies he's present in some capacity but who knows if they'll keep that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You may get your wish. Viv said Hazbin Hotel is not really going to be some kind of battle series like say the elemental bending fights in Avatar or even something grounded like sword duels in Zorro. Nah. The conflict is all about the drama these characters are fueled by.

      Alastor's obvious vendetta against the Vees.
      Angel Dust desperately wanting to escape Val.
      Vaggie wanting to prove herself a good dyke girlfriend to Charlie.
      Husk coping with his sorrowful existence and probably wants to escape his enslavement to Alastor
      Charlie wanting to prove her motivation is correct.

      Even the other characters have some subplots going on like why did Lilith disappear or the overlords negotiating and discussing the situation with the dead angel. But if you're expecting a definitive battle of some kind with action set pieces you will indeed be disappointed. Viv already confirmed there will be no Shonen style battles. Dare I say it I think MLP Friendship if Magic has more battles than Hazbin Hotel.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Angel Dust desperately wanting to escape Val.
        All he has to do is not come to work. What is Val going to do, sue him?

        >to escape his enslavement to Alastor
        Aside from making him work a bar and live rent free at someone else's place, what is it that Alastor makes him do?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He owns his soul anon...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They need to elaborate on what it means to "own" a person's soul down in hell. What happens if they rebel and what not. The show is too worried about shoving 2 songs in per episode when it could be used fleshing out the world more.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              Souls and contracts are powerful enough that Valentino is confident Charlie cant do anything about Angel, and Vaggie had to warn Charlie about not making a deal with Alastor.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Isn't he also a serial killer and likely cannibal? Might be looking like "mmm, yes, maybe with some paprika and cayenne"

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    vivzie should've fully played up the televangelist angle for vox instead of making him blue alastor with a TV head
    like for instance
    >scamming hellborn and sinners that believe in god alike by promising them salvation when he really doesn't give a flying frick
    >starting a smear campaign against charlie by saying she's the anti-christ and she wants to drag people down further than they already are like the guy from the video where he says pokemon are products of satan
    >beating the shit out of people under the pretense of healing them like he's benny hinn
    i mean come on, everyone hates televangelists

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It almost feels like Helluva Boss, which does a lot of heavy lifting when it comes to exploring Hell's world building, should be the main series and Hazbin should be the side-project. It's just kind of weird that people who only watch Hazbin have no clue about what the rest of Hell is like.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are the angelic weapons made of?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Angel Dust

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if a superhero ends up in hell?

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Outs Vaggie as an angel
    >Refuses to elaborate
    >Leaves
    Truly not only the first man, but the first Chad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So is Vaggie and Charlie had a kid they'd be 3/4 Angel?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor x Charlie is canon
    >Pentious x Cherri is canon
    How we feeling?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is god going to be like in hazbin homotel?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      exactly like pic related from that one helluva boss poster

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does he think of Angeldust

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine the angledust Fleshlight is a top seller

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's definitely jacked it to angel dust porn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He would really feel bad for him and really wished he could just brutalize Val and rescue him, but probably due Val being in Pride, it would be Lucifer's matter, not his

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Sins CAN traverse the rings, so can easily see him come down and make quick work if he heard word of Angel's and/or even Charlie's run-in with Val, or even just that artificial bs that are the love potions.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does Cinemaphile actually want to frick the moth or is it trolling?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna see val being dommed but that's it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you see how long his tongue is in poison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know but I sure want to see the moth frick the bi out of the blonde goat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        isn't he pan

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No he's a moth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You mean see the moth get raped in Charlie's demon form with her big dragon futa wiener.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie going full demon form and raping Val instead when

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't think it's the goons AD has to worry about. We already established that Angel Dust does know how to defend himself when need be, so he isn't entirely helpless. Val spends the entirety of episode 2 throwing a hissy fit because Angel Dust decided to just stay somewhere else. If he could do something special simply because he owns his soul, wouldn't he do so there to get him to come back?
    Which is why I want to know is what happens if he just chooses to just quit one day. What happens then? Is there like an actual contract involve in what he can and can't do or what.

    We don't know what those shadow minions are, or if they're former souls Alastor has swindled in the past. They could be voodoo creations like the tentacle monster he also summoned that episode.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Season 2 finale
    >Cherri Bomb gets redeemed
    >Soon finds out that Pentious didn't in fact die, but his soul was redeemed into Heaven
    >They have hot, kinky sex, but not before getting married because sexual intercourse before marriage is a sin.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Deadly Sins
    Why would you want those bastarizations of the Sins in the show anyway? Val acts as a better representation of Lust than Oz does.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Lucifer and Charlie song sounds really nice but it feels like we're getting that closure too soon compared to how late in the season Lucifer debuts. Like this should've come near the end of season 2 before they figure out whatever's going on with Lilith.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie should have more than one episode dedicated to resolving her issues in this show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I feel like the plot is moving so fast I don't know what's going to be left for season 2.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    was he trying to mind control Alastor when he flashed him?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that his gimmick? Glad he relevant I also found him and the skull guy interesting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >TELL ME!
        >flashes alastor
        >he blinks it off

        I believe so

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO WAIT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How long until the episodes are out?

      10 minutes/12:00 GMT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god i may just buy prime to watch it right away, i dont think i wanna wait

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          save your money.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How long until the episodes are out?

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Lucifer can't show up in HB because of this issue, so you're only getting 6 sins in HB and 1 in HH
    I guess we should be lucky that HB is free and easy to access

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like how charlie and vaggie as a couple just have a relationship of being "yuri that's so bad people prefer them being straight"
    viv CANNOT make people like her lesbian anti-christ and fallen angel shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vivzie is just tremendously uninterested in anything yuri-related and would much rather dedicate as much time as possible to fujoshit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's honestly funny because when people asked her why Millie got no attention in Helluva Boss she said that Helluva Boss was meant to be male centric and Hazbin was meant to be female centric

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't prefer that Charlie be straight/be dating Alastor, I actually think she works fine without a love interest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We already know who Charlie truly belongs with and it's not Vaggie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The most interesting part of their relationship is already over. Honestly had they given Vaggie, the role I assume Emily will have people would be a lot more invested. Chalastor isn't more interesting either, it's just Charlie and Vaggie are boring.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Their on screen presence together just neve reads as romantic. Charlie is being an idealistic bleeding heart most of the time and Vaggie stands next to her taking that sickeningly sweet edge off or at worst acts as her tard wrangler. Which kind of reminds me of the Harley Quinn cartoon where I bought the romantic tension between her and Ivy from very early on. And also because I feel like Ivy and Vaggie are some sort of lesbian stereotype I wasn't aware of, sharing an almost identical voice performance from two different VAs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >And also because I feel like Ivy and Vaggie are some sort of lesbian stereotype I wasn't aware of
        The bitter/angry lesbian stereotype, granted it's normally only directed at male characters. Not sure about Ivy but Vaggie doesn't trust anyone who isn't Charlie, so at least she practices gender equality.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone still has the screencap of the thread where the Eve/Lilith/Root of all evil thing was leaked?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Interested in seeing the root leak too, never got to see that one

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    5 MINUTES TILL SHOWTIME, I HAVE HOPE, I WILL ALWAYS HAD
    tbh the only problem I had with the show till now is it being kind of unfunny, but that can be salvaged, one of every 5 jokes make me lsugh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will always had?? I'm a fricking moron, I don't talk English, it's I always had

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't a fricking re-design this is just someone's OC. Carmilla's design isn't even a bad one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Another of those "guys! just look how much """better""" my stuff is instead!"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He makes me think of Big Bob from Hey Arnold

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          His design is shit but he's not wrong that "guy with a TV for a head" is F-tier.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And they're right.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, not really.
            Anons sucked it up when the hatedom was strong, but the designs aren't what's bad honestly, it's just the writing.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              People only like the designs because the animation isn't completely trash while animating them. But Vox just being a TV head with the same spikey tooth grin as the rest is boring. At least the bowtie being a wifi signal is neat.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Christ anon, no, your opinion is not fact or gospel.
                If you don't like something you don't have to engage with the designs beyond the glances the show forces you to deal with.
                Hoping it gets redesigned to be a fat ugly bastard when it doesn't at all fit the character is just moronic.
                And I'm sorry you missed the part in animation school called 'an artstyle'. Spiky bullshit is kinda Viv's M.O if you haven't noticed 5 years in.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The hell are you getting riled up at that guy for? I think you're misdirecting your anger here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >anger
                Projection.
                Anyway, anons like these are a dime a dozen, they're legitimately the average 'I can do it better' and then just point to a pretty god awful redesign for what is 'better'.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't do that though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I get it anon, Vivi!Vox is your personal tulpa husbando. But just because someone doesn't like it doesn't mean you have to treat it like a personal attack.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't change the fact that Viv made "Queen Bee," one of the most what-the-frick, incomprehensible nonsense designs in existence, and she actually got called out hard for that one.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >your opinion is not fact or gospel
                No one is, which is why it's called an opinion. If you don't like something someone says you can simply not engage with it beyond a quick look at their comment.

                >Hoping it gets redesigned to be a fat ugly bastard when it doesn't at all fit the character is just moronic.
                What character? Having a TV for a head? Being an butthole? What character is being portrayed in Vox's design?

                >ITs MuH StYle
                And it sucks, in my opinion. Better?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >when it doesn't at all fit the character
                His character is being an established kingpin with power and influence over others. The archetypal design for a Don is someone large or fat, imposing. Italian Mafiosos and Scorsese films are where criminal got their suit stereotypes from.
                A skinny twig with a bowtie and a tophat and a flatscreen doesn't look like a criminal or someone in a position of underworld power, it looks the same as all of vivzie's characters: a circus ringmaster.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone is a 'kingpin' of some kind in hell though, they're all achieving the same thing in the end, what? Should Velvette and Val also be fat bastards to get it across that they're kingpins?
                No.
                They went with the approach of making it apparent that each character specializes in a particular kind of power by making it clear Vox uses 'videos' or broadcasts to control, Valentine a stereotypical pimp, and Velvette as an influencer primarily with her cringe-worthy dialogue as a literal Zoomer.

                The anon just has a problem with Viv's artstyle overall which is fine, but the redesign aspect is just moronic. It's just a simple hateboner for something they should have known what they were getting into from day 1.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So what I'm getting is you don't like the design because they made him fatter?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There's no value to it.
                Put some more creativity into redesigns if you're going to bother, otherwise you're just feeding the bottom barrel waste that cling onto silly ideas like that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The overlord shit makes no sense though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's probably why the Vs don't attend the meetings.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Cover Vox's head and you could imagine any other's character on his body but blue and it would still fit. The show's designs are just so so. Personally I prefer the designs that go out of it's way to try and make him look more robotic/electronic instead of guy with a flatscreen for a head. Going bigger to set him apart from the twink brigade and trying to make the suits look somewhat distinct is a decent choice as well.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like a gumball character now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like these but I feel like most are just made to be vindictive

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cute mimzy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >had to draw adam frowning to avoid the chesire grin allegations
        kek
        Alastor, Angel Dust and Vox all have the exact same pose as well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Seven Alastor Human Souls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Alastor, Lucifer, Pentious, and Vox literally have the same grins, ties, and suits. 4 fricking times in the main cast, viv?

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"You'll never be a [BIG SHOT] charlie"

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whens it out

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      didn't he die on the Titanic? oh god what a loser, and his fishy form means he saw horrible deep sea critters before he perished, how hilarious! the pathetic shivers and cold salty waters flooding the poor soul's lungs... "mama... papa... so cold... never got to invent great things in life"... how horribly wonderful!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up Alastor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I knew he looked familiar!

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Being straight doesn't make you the same as ignorant morons.
    It's why it's two different statistics for who understands homosexual relationships and who doesn't, rather than 'who is straight and who is not'.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no new episode out
    Guess the early release was only for the premiere and the rest of the episodes release Friday?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Episodes release in an hour.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You stupid bawd they're out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They’re up now

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So are the two bird overlords just retconned

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the owl one is clearly Stolas at an early concept stage

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S NOT FAIR SERA
    DON'T YOU CARE, SERA?

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was just about to post the exact same thing

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >They're out
    I'm scared

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    any stream link frens?

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >New Episodes are out
    Pirate anons, you know what to do.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These two new episodes have to both be solid 8-9/10s. A lot is riding on them to not suck

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seeing as ntsg didn't post the episodes on telegram asap I'm gonna assume he doesn't actually have them, guess I have to wait for a generous anon to leak them now

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s wacky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie photo makes me chuckle, but DAMN do they try hard to make Lucifer as innocent as possible which just feels off to me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Character like collecting small objects
        How many time will they recycle this joke.

        Its like Viv went out of her to make Lucifer as innocent as possible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Character like collecting small objects
        How many time will they recycle this joke.

        [...]
        Its like Viv went out of her to make Lucifer as innocent as possible.

        Wow, it's totally not like the series proper, and everything surrounding it has made it abundantly clear that the normally perceived as evil figures in religious history were being portrayed as good.
        Riveting discussion points.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I am frustrated about how simple and... boring this is. Because painting black side white and white black does not make gray. This is still simple black and white conflict where there is little to no nuance.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >heaven is........ LE BAD?????????
          >hell is......... LE GOOD?????????
          fricking god the devil and bob had better religious commentary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Character like collecting small objects
      How many time will they recycle this joke.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Champagne fountains, Caviar Mountains and that’s just the staaaart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think of his voice?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is it odd that I don't dislike it but at the same time I DON'T like that he's nearly the same age as Charlie in terms of physical appearance? Is Viv allergic to mature-looking characters?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          idk about Viv but I know I am
          I've never been a DILF fricker but I really want to like Lucifer I just feel cucked if I like a character who has had kids

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >idk about Viv but I know I am
            Get this sucker out of here

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Shota and pretty boys OR BUST!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no shotas in hazbin, chud. That's heckin problematic, only 30 year old womanchildren who act like immature little kids

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Alastor is plenty for me but I wish we had at least one "shota but is actually 3000 years old" character
                Lucifer is kinda baby faced which is cute

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >idk about Viv but I know I am

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >photo of Charlie's emo phase
      heh

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now we wait....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Patience is a virtue anons. Be faithful

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, so hilarious and unique!

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok i got a quick chuckle out of seeing emo charlie

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CHAMPAGNE FOUTAINS

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CAVIAR FOUNTAINS

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    any links for the new episodes?

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THAT’S JUST THE STAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    “Frick you”

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love Lucifer
    I would call him daddy

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone confirm yet that Pent gets cucked in ep 6? If he does it 100% confirms the leak.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bruh the episodes just released those of us without prime are still waiting on the MEGA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where are those leaks?

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they changed his character design

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who

      That's redesign of one youtuber. Honestly looks far better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Michael?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably, but that animal wouldn't fit with his background

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Brown Hair
      Now that I think about it, does any character in this show or Helluva have brownish hair?

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    UP ON TORRENTS (TL)

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok I like how Lucifer isn’t as much of a b***h, least he’s got the backbone

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gee ain't it swell that the only one of the SEVEN DEADLY SINS that's actually bad in any way is the one that's a capitalist

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the scene of alastor fricking up husk was uncharacteristically well animated

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE LINKS YOU gayS??.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      CALM DOWN! PUT YOUR DICK ON ICE!
      ADAM ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE! YOU'LL SEE HIM IN A BIT!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They will kill off, so frick this show.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          HE'S NOT GONNA DIE
          SAY THE FREAKING WORDS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They will kill off, so frick this show.

        Please Viv leave my boy alone...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        MY DICK WILL GO SOFT IF IT DOES, I WANT IT NOW

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would’ve been kino

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Lucifer was my dad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      someone get fox news on the phone, american youth have fallen

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor says "Frick you" and "pissy" now
    I will always be baffled by how it'd be the most simple yet effective characterization in the world to have Al or Charlie or both not swear in contrast to rest of the characters yet Viv just can't help herself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Viv's biggest influences are South Park and Seth Rogan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be insulted as a comedian if someone watched my work and the only thing they took from it was the cursing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She's a huge fan of Assuage Party. She drew porn I think of some of the characters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact, the average Helluva Boss episode has like x4 the amount of swears as the average South Park episode.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          HB's writing getting worse has to do with Adam Neylan. The guy is legit a terrible writer, but because he's been best friends with Brandon Rogers for years now he gets away with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does Alastor seriously say frick in the new episodes? What horrible writing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would have been so good. Have a character defined by his self-perceived elegance and decorum not debase himself like the rest of the degenerates that he considers himself superior to.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's been cursing since the comics but yeah, same. That would have been a great detail for his character.

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's taking you gays so long? Post the damn episodes already.

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ten minutes into episode 5 and boy howdy is this shit going right off the rails. What the frick is even happening on right now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cramming too much shit in yet again. I was hoping the pace would get better, but its becoming evident Viv really didn't think she was getting a second season

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay the golden fiddle got me

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how long til mega?

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So let me guess, Lilith owns Alastor right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The demon owns the magic user
      Yes.

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what was Mimzy's deal? Haven't watched it yet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Golddigging b***h who turned up to get alastor to destroy loansharks trying to reclaim a debt from her

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like Adam because too fat for me but I think his simps are cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't like fat bastard daddy Adam
      REPENT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he
        he's all yours gaylord

        No bdsm, just Alastor doing the same thing that Valentino did to Angel Dust with that collar and chain thingy because he owns his soul.

        I want him to do that to me

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Husk being collared and acting all submissive
    MUH DICK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >More bdsm shit
      Do you just automatically develop a BDSM kink once you get sent to hell.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You've reversed the cause and effect.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No bdsm, just Alastor doing the same thing that Valentino did to Angel Dust with that collar and chain thingy because he owns his soul.

  112. 1 month ago
    Rando

    Bloody hell, how long is it taking for someone to provide a Mega link already? You guys did me proud before, now I’m disappointed in you.

  113. 1 month ago
    Rando

    Cinemaphile heros fail.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there are no heroes interested in this awful tumblr trash

      • 1 month ago
        Rando

        And yet here you are.

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie and Vaggie doesn't work in this show because the writers are too pussy to show the two of them having an active sex life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate to say it, but Ep 5 is proving that. Viv should have just made them a proud couple, but because she's a fujo she prefers writing gay characters.

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hurry the frick up with the Mega you lazy homosexuals.

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn they must be some good episodes if nobody has leaked anything yet

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man the westaboo Luci gays are going to have a field day with this

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Calm down all of you. Daddy Lucifier isn't going away anytime soon now calm your dicks down and be patient or I swear to god I will pray to god to make Viv be greenlit for 2 more seasons, and I am willing to trade in my v card to ensure that happens!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m praying for God to destroy season 2.

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hazbin Hotel S01E05 1080p WEB H264-LAZYc**tS
    Hazbin Hotel S01E06 1080p WEB h264-EDITH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what am I looking at?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where?!?!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I got lead to torrent sites, but the torrent sites didn't have any links, nothing to download.

        I guess it's uploading maybe. Might have to keep reloading for an hour or something.

        torrentleech, I don't have a mega so:

        b64
        E05
        aHR0cHM6Ly93ZS50bC90LU5GTk1RYTJ4dlQ=

        E06
        aHR0cHM6Ly93ZS50bC90LXVwZUs5RjFKRlY=

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It requires an invite?
          Damn, I don't normally watch or torrent thing so I'm out of the loop
          Patiently waiting for an upload to MEGA or kim it is for me.....

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just decode the base64 strings

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And what they are decoded to requires an invite.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon just said to descramble the b64. That's what I did. Thanks lovely
          , you're the best.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you so much! 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got lead to torrent sites, but the torrent sites didn't have any links, nothing to download.

      I guess it's uploading maybe. Might have to keep reloading for an hour or something.

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bros...I knew it was just a viral marketing ploy...

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    alastor charlie bros, why does our boy look at the devil like this and not charlie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He likes the thrill of a good fight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NOW KISS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he's a manlet
      WILL ADAM SISTERS EVER RECOVER?!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bro what are you talking about? Adam is fricking BIG

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Satan even tolerating this insect?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's a cuck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's lucifer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally "your daughter calls me daddy too."

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >seraphim introducing herself
    >"my name is em, i go by whatever"

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >canonically now heaven is homophobic
    This stupid meme is canon now
    lol
    lmao even

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it? Peter is very obviously gay and called everyone hot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it means that every joke about the catholic church is real

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for a Mega link is like watching paint dry in this dump.

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK LUTE IS SO FRICKING HOT, are those masks the exorcists are wearing normally?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is terrifying, like I'm not supposed to see this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lusting after an angel is a sin after all anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lusting at all is a sin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY FRICK.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bros...why do I suddenly feel the urge to slay the wicked?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hazbin commits the cardinal sin of removing the mask from masked characters
      BOOO! BOOOOOO I SAY! 0/10 series.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This guy gets it, now Lutes coolness factor is gone
        >we might actually see Adams real face too now
        Oh, I don't think I'm ready for that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I dont think adams is a mask

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So what they were wearing were masks after all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's hot either way but removing the mask is cringe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK I JUST RUINED MY CEILING!
      THOSE STAINS AREN'T COMING OFF ANY TIME SOON!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The masks were cool though, why the hell would you remove them? It gave the angels something unique, now they just look honestly mid. Lute does nothing for me here without her mask,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Heaven is full of qt angels
      >Hell is full of queer furries
      That’s it, I’m going to church this weekend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mask off
      RUINED
      They were hotter with the mask on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Put the mask back ON

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK YOU VIV
      LUTE WITH MASK IS THE ONLY ONE THAT EXISTS FOR ME

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK LUTE IS SO FRICKING HOT, are those masks the exorcists are wearing normally?

        Dammit…just…dammit, they can’t keep getting away with it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, due to an art I saw I thought she was black
      Guess she's a goth girl now

  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THE LEAK LINKS SENPAI?

  127. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Saint Peter?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      twink

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he look like a blow up doll?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is that?
      Peter is supposed to be cool.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely awful character design, holy frick, they didn't even give him a beard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >blue eyes
      >blond hair
      BILLIONS MUST BE SAVED.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >St Peter looks like a gay twink
      I'm not surprised he looks like this because its Viv, but my god you make him a pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's funny that the implication is he CHOSE to look like this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's something wrong with him, the lack of nose? The smooth headshape? The numerous different types of colored lineart? Something about him is bewildering.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yikes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "V-v-v-vivzie totally has good character design you chuds..."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I was too harsh on those Balan Wonderworld looking fan designs of the angels.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I feel like I am looking at a Jerry?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Can’t make one of the most iconic apostles look cool
      Cmon.
      Please don’t tell me Apostle Paul is in this too and they don’t even give him his iconic facial features.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i want to stab him to death

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He'd probably pop if you did that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK LUTE IS SO FRICKING HOT, are those masks the exorcists are wearing normally?

      HOLY SHIT IS NOTHING SACRED!?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I loved this two episodes but this design is awful, awful, awful it hurts to look at him I hope he dies, I CAN'T FRICKING ENTER ANY SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE IF I DO I KNOW I WILL BE BLASTED WITH IMAGES OF HIS TWINK ASS FRICK YOU VIVIENNE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      viv truly does have zero fricking idea about the topics she's covering jesus kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >blonde again
      HOLY FRICKING SHIT STOP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Viv really snatched him out of Oblongs huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shapeless blob head with no nose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so, wait, does this confirm there's a hazbin jesus?

  128. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These character designs are truly awful. XD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Taking the masks off was so stupid, it just killed the coolness of the angels designs. Also St Peter looks awful.

  129. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can we talk about Vaggie? The quality of her voice acting is basically all over the place. Sometimes she sounds fine and sometimes she feels like she's just reading the script

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's objectively the worst of the main cast, and this is regardless of VA changes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its bad voice directing on Viv's part. The actress was on Brooklyn Nine Nine so she knows how to act. But because the directing is all over the place, its coming out like she's putting no effort into her lines.

  130. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where da mega

  131. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor and Charlie have had, quite literally, 0 meaningful interactions in the Amazon show
    >thought since they were doing an Alastor vs Lucifer as Charlie's dad plot they would at least have maybe 30 seconds or so of Alastor doing something nice for Charlie before Lucifer shows up in this episode
    >no, the show just immediately jumps into an "I'm a better dad than you" battle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s bad there was no prior interactions but Alastor doesn’t give a shit about being a dad, his facial expressions show he’s doing it to stick it to lucifer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know, what I mean is he hasn't even been shown to be acting nice to Charlie in a manipulative way before this. Like in the first damn episode he makes a shitty commercial on purpose that he knows will upset her just to be a troll.

  132. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    serienstream(dot)to/serie/stream/hazbin-hotel/staffel-1
    episode 6 is already out, but 5 still buffers
    change language to english

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thank you

      Just decode the base64 strings

      I'm too moronic for that anon but thanks

  133. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please post the other angels

  134. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >45 minutes
    >Still no Mega

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      torrentleech, I don't have a mega so:

      b64
      E05
      aHR0cHM6Ly93ZS50bC90LU5GTk1RYTJ4dlQ=

      E06
      aHR0cHM6Ly93ZS50bC90LXVwZUs5RjFKRlY=

      moron

  135. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just show male sinners the exorcists without their masks and they would want to be redeemed.

  136. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Adam is going to take off his mask and look like a fricking GigaChad I just know it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he's going to look like a stereotypical "chud"

  137. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, Lute definitely needed her mask off due to having a striking personality moment when she chatted with Charlie.
    She looks fine either way, but holy kek yeah Peter is a twink so good luck enjoying that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Nah, Lute definitely needed her mask off due to having a striking personality moment when she chatted with Charlie.
      NO, FRICK OFF, SHE DIDN'T NEEDED TO TAKE OFF HER MASK JUST FOR THAT

  138. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only consistent decent thing in this series continues to be the songs. Even tonight's episodes produced some ok tunes (maybe cause I'm biased towards "adult" musicals). So it's kind of baffling how atrocious the writing is for everything else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ep 5 fell flat. Ok tunes is not enough to carry something if the plot and lore isn't there to back it up. Too much got crammed in again, and like

      >Alastor and Charlie have had, quite literally, 0 meaningful interactions in the Amazon show
      >thought since they were doing an Alastor vs Lucifer as Charlie's dad plot they would at least have maybe 30 seconds or so of Alastor doing something nice for Charlie before Lucifer shows up in this episode
      >no, the show just immediately jumps into an "I'm a better dad than you" battle

      said they wasted a perfect opportunity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh for sure. Episode 5 felt frickin rushed (like the rest of the series). But I just find it funny how this single good element sticks out like a sore thumb. Like it deserves to have shitty music honestly.

  139. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there's a cute family photo or the morningstars in ep 5

  140. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will they show up?

  141. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Angel's sister made it into Heaven

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What decides you get to be a spider in heaven?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the shit, good for Molly though can't imagine having four legs to be very comfortable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Furries in the background of heaven

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No matter where you go you can't escape furries.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Furry Sparkledogs in heaven

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sparkle dog demon
      >magenta hellish red in heaven
      They really didn't give a damn about the designs in Heaven.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know if this series really wanted to have a creative bone in its body. They'd just go all out on making the designs of heaven actually look as sacred or "pure" as possible. Because it's literally impossible to tell the difference which designs fit for either heaven or hell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Furry dogs in heaven

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All dogs go to heaven

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sexually degenerate clothing in Heaven
      Viv you fricking you you!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there furry abominations even in Heaven

  142. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MEGA pleeeeeease?

  143. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Episode 5 was mid as frick.
    Adam is so fricking kino in ep 6 though I'm having a great time.

  144. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What emotion is this supposed to be?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Horny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alastooooooor. Come have sex with meeeeeee.

      Looks like Angel's sister made it into Heaven

      how can people still defend her designs after this? even Heaven is just "fantastical furry zootopia" too?

  145. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Question for the people with Prime, how does Charlie react to Vaggie being an angel?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just crying before being sent away to Hell again. We don't have enough time for her proper reaction until episode 7. But chances are, they will still make up and lead to war against Heaven.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Was Adam cool in the episode.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Always hazbin.

          Does it flashback to her killing some Sinners are otherwise say why she got kicked out of Heaven.

          Yes, killing ONE sinner onscreen before letting a demon child go, her wings and eye got removed before Charlie finding her in the mess and instantly falling in love with her.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >killing ONE sinner onscreen before letting a demon child go
            Leaker 100% without a doubt confirmed, Pentious dies.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hazbin Hotel needs to die for going against Grandpa Adam. Race traitors to the core.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              At least he fricked some people. Not Cherri exactly, but at least he didn't die a virgin.

              >Yes, killing ONE sinner onscreen before letting a demon child go, her wings and eye got removed before Charlie finding her in the mess and instantly falling in love with her.
              Yeah this is terrible writing. No build up to why they love each other at all.

              All it matters is cute lesbians.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, that was fun to see, but are we gonna acknowledge that the Extermination is entirely Adam's plan?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes, killing ONE sinner onscreen before letting a demon child go, her wings and eye got removed before Charlie finding her in the mess and instantly falling in love with her.
            Yeah this is terrible writing. No build up to why they love each other at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does it flashback to her killing some Sinners are otherwise say why she got kicked out of Heaven.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just crying before being sent away to Hell again. We don't have enough time for her proper reaction until episode 7. But chances are, they will still make up and lead to war against Heaven.

      how the frick didn't she know? is charlie really so dense she doesn't inmediatelly recognize angels aren't the same visually as demons?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She just think Vaggie is just some strange sinner who HAPPENS to look grey. I mean, look at Camille. She's grey too.

  146. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i liked episode 5 mainly becuase i liked haha goofy sad men

    the dad fight was fun ill admit

  147. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, well this is a fail. Usually a Mega upload by now for those of us who can’t use torrent

  148. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  149. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Episode 5
    https://doods.pro/e/phtgctdyn2gq

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its keeps buffering every 5 seconds, where's the mega already

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Works on my machine

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        use the base64 link you fricking Black person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Appreciate it, also I HATE the way charlie talks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thanks anon, 2 minutes in and i already can't stand lucifer holy shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Episode 6
      https://doods.pro/e/ic4zy5fj5v66

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        English version
        https://doods.pro/e/rtztoez2tw4i

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Click play
          >Redirects me to scam site and doesn't play
          Am I moronic or is this just a shitty website that requires a ton of shit to actually play a fricking video?

  150. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Pentious stole my best pickup line:
    >"So I was thinking maybe you'd want to do a sex with me?"

  151. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUSLEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUSLEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUSLEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUSLEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUSLEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUSLEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUSLEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUSLEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUSLEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUSLEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUSLEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUSLEAKS WERE TRUE, RIP SIR PENTIOUS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why kill him off so quickly, wasted potential I mean shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because Viv is a deprived homosexual lover.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, what? Elaborate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Leaker described the Vaggie scene of her sparing a child. In the same leak, says Pentious dies trying to save Cherri, and Adam dies. It's so over.

        >Mimzy owes $50k to loan sharks
        >Verbalase paid $50k for his video
        It's all coming together...

        HOLY FRICK

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do we have an archive of this thread or leak? I wanna see the whole thing god damn

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do we have an archive of this thread or leak? I wanna see the whole thing god damn

          Nvm found it

          https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141757779/#141761280
          https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141757779/#141761819

          Mentioning the child being saved gives it a lot of credibility ngl. Of course they're two separate posts so they could be from separate anons with one of them trolling, but I doubt it. F to best boy Pent...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Viv mentioned in the Q and A that if sinners are killed in hell, they respawn. So I wonder if this happens to Sir Pentious and he returns. If he gets killed by an Angel, then it's ogre.

            The homosexual who leaked this shit didn't know too many details so we'll see, my copium is that Pent lives on............

  152. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    emo charlie

  153. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Lucifier picks up phone call with daughter
    >HEY b***h
    >Charlie doesn't even react
    Listen I get the joke, but Vivzie gotta let this cursing = humor shit go.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Listen I get the joke, but Vivzie gotta let this cursing = humor shit go.
      She can't. She gets offended if people even call this out. Look at how she passive aggressively attacked this one guy who made that "If TADC was written by Vivziepop" video

  154. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like Lucifer's acting and his rivalry with Alastor, but he's one of those cases where the writers want to make him both a good and bad dad at the same time. Pick one lane.
    And why the frick would you add Mimzy at this point just for exposition dump.

  155. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    alastor is really into this dad-thing i think he either has a personal grudge against lucifer or he's fallen or lilith-rosie during their time working together

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OG Lilith/Rosie owns Alastors soul. That’s why he wanted to stick it to him

  156. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >One hour in
    >Still no mega

  157. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor hugged Mimzy
    huh

  158. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unless the final two episodes have some epic fights and musical numbers, man did this take a nosedive after Episode 4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think todays two episodes were the best yet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Vivzie after episode 4: Man, I could kill off Adam, the first man, in this season. And flex Lucifer.
      >God: You rodent. I shall curse your art even more than I had before. By sevenfold!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely fricking this. I'll even go further and say that episode 4 is the only good one. Episode 4 is the only episode that has any actual character development and not just a bunch of random scenes all over the place.
      But also, Lute without her mask is HAWT.

  159. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who dis?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't that Charlie's ex?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      probably michael if anything
      either that or adam

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      think that's charlie's ex-bf's dad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frederick Von Eldritch

  160. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    VAGGIE IS AN angel confirmed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn her angel hairdo was hotter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did somebody stab out her eye with their dick?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lute cut it out of her and then stepped on her head while basically calling her a worthless sinful b***h, it was the hottest shit ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Way to go spoiling this totally non-obvious super secret plot detail arsehole. Hope you're proud of yourself. I totally would never have seen that coming.

  161. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has there been any other series that had worse pacing than this? Anime included.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly she must have been unbearable to work with if they have to rush it all in 2 seasons(one full)

  162. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heavengays acting aghast when Charlie says, "Frick yeah!"

    After everyone else already spent the whole episode so far being like FRICK-FRICK-FRICKITY-FRICK!

    Srsly WTF?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or the fact they had ADAM present saying frick too, but it's okay if he says it? I mean, first human. But hey. Still shows men are still more in control compared to women.

  163. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fursonas in Heaven
    Im sorry what in the frick
    WAT
    IN
    THE
    FRICK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, its Viv. Its not her show without a sparkledog somewhere in there.

  164. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She gave him every opportunity and he wasted it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did she actually want to frick him? We can't tell because we don't have a fricking mega.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He wanted to frick EVERYONE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is he suggesting they have ssssssexual intercoursssssse before marriage?!

  165. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Charlie's father appears
    >He immediately takes a disliking to Alastor
    Why is episode written like stereotypical father disapprove of daughter's new boyfriend. I don't even like Charlastor, but this shit isn't helping.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have to imagine Viv based it off interactions with her own father. If what Viv has said is true on her Patreon and elsewhere, her dad is a pretty devout Catholic and a strict guy. Maybe had to do with her bringing a girl home at one point and him not liking it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Lucy care about this shit? Charlie is immortal she can play with as many dicks as she wants

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm honestly shocked there wasn't a joke about Angel wanting to suck his dick, but he and Husk are...kinda together at this point?

  166. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sir Pentious might actually die
    My boy gets upgraded to the main cast and one of the few genuinely good characters only for him to get the axe. I seriously think even the most braindead, diehard fans of this show would go red with rage if this happens for real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If he dies and doesn't come back, yes. But if he dies and goes to heaven or respawns, people will be fine.
      I think him dying and immediately going to heaven would be a good way for the show to resolve itself.
      >heaven doesn't know what makes people arrive there
      >suddenly Pentious shows up
      >undeniable proof that Charlie's idea works
      >instant problem solved

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Leaker said specifically he dies, he made no mention of him coming back, so it would have to be a reveal at the beginning of season 2 at best, but that's entering cope territory.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are two tracks called Sir Pentious fricking dies and one called Sir Pentious Returns. If they haven't played that last one yet, then it's possible he returns anyways.

  167. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Lucifer plays a golden violin
    Okay I laughed that was clever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they didn't add any notes from the song
      Wasted opportunity

  168. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are my Megabros belly up?

  169. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Lucifier just immediately burst into songs
    Again they do not know how to naturally transition into these musical numbers. Felt like musical whiplash.

  170. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances they kill Lute in the next 2 episodes and therefore kill any attention I had to this broadway gayshow?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is confirmed dead so Lutes out too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What a waste….was this show only supposed to go for 1 season?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No obviously not but with the state of animation and Viv being a c**t to work with, she knew she had to rush it all into one full season

          • 1 month ago
            Lute’s Husband now that Adam is dead

            Honestly I think the characters are better than helluva boss, songs are hit and miss, but nothing screams a necessity for it to be on Amazon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Originally yes. But then I think at the last minute Viv found out they'd get a second season. Everything feels crammed in because no one knew what was gonna happen.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No. But God force it to be 1 season from his spite against this show’s entire existence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      100%. By killing Adam off, Lute is gone too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lute is confirmed to be in S2, her actress asked Viv about how she develops in the next season and she was happy about what she heard.
      Adam is dying, Lute will seek revenge.

      • 1 month ago
        Lute’s Husband now that Adam is dead

        Cool. So she’s single…

  171. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer such a cuck he can't take a phone call from his own daughter.

    Well imagine Paul Joseph Watson's shock.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hes supposed to be a manipulative bastard but hes a cuck here

  172. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First time I saw Adam with maskless Lute I assumed she was one of the many b***hes he gets for being the first man.
    But nah, it was Lute. Definitely his gf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Adam takes his current form because many of his children manifest into inhuman forms when they arrive to heaven? If so, frick Vivziepop. That stupid Devil-loving b***h.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly am starting to think he's absolutely hideous under the mask and he doesn't want to admit it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Adam is ubermensh in Genesis

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This show couldn't give any less of a frick about that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think so. If you look at his golden wings, it’s implied that he is one of the most spectacular beings in heaven. It’s likely because of sin, his children usually turn up weirdly in heaven (like Molly) and lack his glorious qualities even in the best situations (Saint Peter).

  173. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor is leashed to someone too
    OOOH IT'S LILITH ISN'T IT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ha ha! I'm being fricked by your mom!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Really don’t know how they are going to justify the whole Eve/Roo twist now, show has no time to breathe

  174. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do angels breed or did God create every angel that will ever exist all at once?

  175. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >unmasked lute
    wow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Every single fem exorcist is a hot babe under the mask

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKING RUINED, VIV HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn IT! Someone post a pic or something of how she looks like. And Emily too or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sex

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pure sex.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She reminds me of raven from teen titans but like, even hotter somehow. I need her angelic psycho killer pussy so bad.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Shes older than the Roman Empire

  176. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE FRICKING MEGA!?

  177. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm wet.
    All this new Alastor lore before I finish my fic--nice!

  178. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >STILL no mega YET

  179. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm willing to pay someone 1000$ if they post a mega link within the next 5 minutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Make it 50k

  180. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Angeldust ask Mimzy a question that Husk himself could've answered for them
    What was the point of that?

  181. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but why would Adam just die, why just kill off your antagonist so soon? Wouldn't the head honchos of Heaven like Sera get pissed at that, isn't there consequences for killing the head of the extermination squad? For killing THE first MAN of all things? Does he like, die or die or does he suffer a fate worse than death by becoming a hideous hellbound furry freak? This story is so fricking whack

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eve is actually the final boss

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Okay but why would Adam just die, why just kill off your antagonist so soon?
      He's the main villain of S1. Weird that he shows up so little, but he is meant to be that. As such, he needs to die so the gang can move on to phase bigger enemies from hell and heaven. We're shown he's not the absolute ruler of the place, that he has to work for other people, that he's incompetent and moronic, he's an easy target for the heroes to defeat and feel fulfilled. Lute seeking revenge for him also sets up an easy hook for S2.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Lute seeking revenge for him also sets up an easy hook for S2.
        No. Frick you and frick Vivziepop.
        To legit make Lucifer look like a good guy and to kill off God’s first beloved human son, Adam, and treating him like pure fricking trash for “shock value” and anime powercreep bullshit is insulting to God and the entire human fricking race.
        Frick you! Frick you! Frick you!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To be honest the way this show treats Lucifer is not really at odds with Genesis at all. It's not against the general theology and belief system of Christianity to say humans are ultimately still at fault after being given free will. To say it's all Lucifer's fault for tricking us and we are just poor innocent victims of original sin misses the point totally, humans made the choice to eat the apple, they gained free will, and they used it to commit evil acts as well as good ones and needed a savior to be redeemed. If you pin it all on Lucifer as a Big Bad it's kind of removing accountability from humankind, which is not theologically sound. So you can absolutely portray him as a misguided being who had good intentions but didn't realize humans would frick it all up.

          Adam is another can of worms entirely though. He should have been Cain.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Adam is another can of worms entirely though. He should have been Cain.
            I get that, but no way heaven would ever allow him to be in charge of anyhting. In that case, they would have had to make Adam a caring father who convinced heaven to give him that role to "redeem" himself, which removes a lot of his agency and responsibility by just being a spoiled kid doing what others tell him. Adam has more power and culpability for what's going on.
            But yes, he does act 100% like what Cain would be like. Then again, this is Vivziepop. She made Lucifer the good guy, she probably sees Cain as a poor soul and Abel as a b***h.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But he doesn't need to die, it's a totally unnecessary waste of a character that's suffering from this shows mile-a-minute pacing. You could just have Sera go "knock it off" and keep him on the side if need be, but offing him for good is just lazy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They offed Adam because they hate him and Jesus Christ, the SECOND ADAM! I will kick those demonic c**ts so hard for this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a massive baby, go bother some community college students trying to get to class

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No. Frick you. You know a woman respects her husband and her children. The bride of Christ is alive and am one of its cells. You disgusting bag of waste have no idea how beyond pissed I am or how eternally angry the God of Israel is right now. I will not ignore this shit for a second. Don’t you understand the power we have or see the angels right by that hate you for speaking like your pesky father that dragged their brothers to hell, Lucifer. We are almost done with this Satanic kingdom and it all shall die hilariously before the wedding!
              Hahaha

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're trying too hard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I will make you cursed so the God can you fear him everlastingly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you do that it implies he will show up and be a threat again, you're saving him for a reason. If he has no point later, then kill him. Killing villains also gives a level of satisfaction and progression, especially someone like Adam who has been purposefully made to be as evil as possible.
          And as I said, his death can motivate Lute to be a bigger villain in S2.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >If he has no point later, then kill him.
            That's nonsensical

  182. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Radiobelle rises as Chaggie falls
    Like pottery.

  183. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Adam is really gonna die next week, what a waste to never mention Cain or Abel. Those are supposedly the ones who really fricked up humanity, but I guess lore wise it was always Eve taking Lucifer's apple.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And she had to pretend to be Lilith in order to get back at Adam.

  184. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly episode 6 solved a lot of the issues I had with the show at the start. It's all but confirmed Adam somehow cheated his way into Heaven and there's something fishy going on, and there ARE good angels.

    >all these mega beggars
    Stop being fricking poorgays holy shit, like half the thread is you homosexuals contributing nothing. You can literally set up a 30 day free Prime trial in like 10 seconds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, you're opening quite the interesting perspective I believe.
      Charlie saw something good in Heaven and the redemption process she made up in the first place, but clearly is disgusted or annoyed with how Adam acts and also comes to a realization when he even reveals he's Adam, even though that's who the people she'd redeem would either become or deal with when 'redeemed', so there's definitely an air of suspect around Adam given he's definitely beyond sleezy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More views to Hazbin means more chances of this show existing beyond S2. Piracy helps ensure it ends at S2

  185. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could accept Heaven having people with animal forms if it stuck to more uplifting noble animals like regal lions or proud eagles, but not fricking more wolf furries and shit.

  186. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >St Peter says frick.

  187. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know what, at least they weren't that dumb to say "ALL HEAVEN IS BAD", just that specifically the exterminators are horrible and Sera is an incompetent paranoid moron. It's more "heaven is dumb", not evil.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Exterminators are just doing their job

  188. 1 month ago
    Lute’s Husband now that Adam is dead

    I like the radio demon songs, and lute is wire material with or without mask. How many devil heads in a bouquet is appropriate to court an angel on the first date? Is it extra points if it’s exclusively gay devil heads?

  189. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on this angel that looks like vaggie a little bit?

  190. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you start the show saying Cherri is his rival only for him to simp for her the rest of the episode. New audiences are not gonna know what the frick you're talking about.
    Just retcon that shit out and make him have a crush. People can understand that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Pentious acting like a virgin? Evil gentlemen had sex in the 1800z Viv

  191. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ew

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, is that sera and Emily?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >let's slap some eyes on the b***hes and call it a day
      Well at least it isn't thrones again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh Emiliy and Sera's sisters are goofy as hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Emily and Sera look eldritch
      Good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nicely eldritch and draconic-looking
      peak designs! tho wish they had flames like flaming serpentine tails but eh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bizarro Stella and Millie.

  192. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie and Lucifer dancing is kind of cute but it's weird how the conflict is resolved
    >I don't want to help you because I don't want Heaven to take away the one good thing I have left
    >But I can do it dad 😀
    >Oh ok
    Also the impression I'm getting is that Lilith up and leaving is what really broke the family but damn I think they're being just a bit too vague with what happened.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It got leaked, Lilith had to leave because of Eve and has been cosplaying as Rosie to hide from her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't explain why Lucifer never tried anything with her for the 7 years that Lilith was gone. If Lilith is really the only reason the two never got along (can't imagine anything else after they made Lucifer such a wuss) then what stopped him from doing anything with her? The whole season they spent saying how she has daddy issues, but then her dad is super cool and loves her to death. It makes no goddamn sense and they just wanted it both ways: he's a shit dad but also a super sweet guy who's adorable and lovable.
      That said he at least had a fun rivalry with Alastor, I would love to see that continue later on.

  193. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lute > charlie

  194. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you to the pure people who posted links to the episodes, rather than the chores who just complained about people asking for Mega.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      poorgay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Get knotted plum.

  195. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vaggie getting jealous at Sera touching Charlie's hand is fricking weird considering she's basically a child.

  196. 1 month ago
    Lute’s Husband now that Adam is dead

    Is it safe to say this show doesn’t bleed over to hellova boss then?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Viv said there will be an easter egg but legally they can't mix them up

  197. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No Chaggie chemistry
    >Lucifer is like a dad reacting to his daughter's new boyfriend (Alastor)
    This is good.
    >Adam and Pentious are probably gonna die
    >big bad Alastor is just a pawn working for someone else and the "Roo" leak is probably gonna be true
    >furry shit in Heaven
    make it stop. This woman is such a fricking hack. My God.

    • 1 month ago
      Lute’s Husband now that Adam is dead

      The furries in heaven and the “even angels don’t know how they get there” crap is viv being a schizo. She rightfully puts gays and murderers in hell but heaven also has furries and metrosexuals? Come on. Lute being an angel in on point though. More crusaders please

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we already knew most of those from Helluva Boss and obvious inference like Alastor working under someone given how his powers worked

  198. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bitter ex's fanfics when

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are angels allowed to be gay?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No silly. Lute literally called CharlieVaggie relationship blasphemous.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      RIP Vaggie's hairline.

  199. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >killing the most beloved character
    Show is dead

  200. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm moronic and don't know how to use dood.pro.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ITS PRIME VIDEO FOR YOU KID

  201. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD THE FRICKING PACING!!!!
    >Can't believe I looked up to you.
    I BARELY KNOW THIS CHARACTER!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same with Carmilla, if you are going to rush show don’t make it at all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OH MY GOD THE FRICKING PACING!!!!
        >Can't believe I looked up to you.
        I BARELY KNOW THIS CHARACTER!

        This season should have been 12 episodes instead of 8 so they didn't have to rush the pacing so fricking fast.

        Still, I'm generally enjoying it. It's really not bad. It's not mindblowing or anything but it's fun.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >instead of 8
          Hasn't that been the norm for as of late?

  202. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the angels say frick
    Why?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick isn't a blaspheme, it's a made up human word that's only bad because we say it is

  203. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Emily and Charlie feel so similar, I guess they're technically cousins? Aunt/niece?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie is half angel, yeah.

  204. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vaggie with 2 eyes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >looks cute
      >becomes lesbian demon
      >suddenly 50 year old ugly person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love her hair here

  205. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So much wrong with this shit:
    >Rushed as frick pacing again
    >Cuck Lucifer doing stupid pointless shit with rubber ducks or something, (probably how a lot of little girls see their father when he's doing actual shit in the garage, earning a living, etc.)
    >His own daughter reproving him for being a bad Dad, ?>Then 'educates' him on the 'right' way to think because what does he know?
    >Lucifer your daughter built a Quantum Hubble Telescope.
    >Totally okay with her lesbo shit.
    >Bullshit Lucifer/Alastor rivalry and fighting over her that just makes them both look weak.
    >All the gays complaining about there being no fat characters, enjoy Viv physical self-insert.
    >Charlie picks Angel Dust as an example of a reformed sinner, (because that worked out so well the last time)
    >Doing a few good deeds means you should automatically qualify for Heaven.
    >She-Hulk level 'court case' with Heaven
    >Secrets revealed one after the other, where pacing is a real problem
    >Vaggie is Luke Skywalker's father.
    >Charlie actually perturbed by that at all because I guess she doesn't know people can change or something all of a sudden.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie is disturbed by it because Vaggie lied and didn’t tell her. The point isn’t that she did bad things in the past, it’s that she lied to Charlie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How can Charlie not sense that Vaggie is an angel if Charlie is part angel?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Charlie is naive and Vaggie probably lied about why.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, she just didn't tell her.

        And why would Charlie even give that much of a frick. She doesn't care about anything else, she just goes along with it. All Vaggie has to say is she didn't want to kill a kid, and Charlie is going to seriously have a problem with that?

        Get the frick outta here - it's a fake drama non-problem.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This, though its genuinely really weird that Vaggie indeed didn't tell her. Charlie doesn't seem to have any real animosity towards heaven pre-meeting Adam. As you say, if Vaggie just said that she didn't want to kill a kid and got kicked out of heaven for it, Charlie would undoubtedly still welcome her with open arms.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's not like totally out of the question that she'd be hesitant. At first because she was stranded in hell and basically had to start over, and you can just imagine Charlie starting to talk about the executioners coming to hell each year to slaughter demons and how horrible it is, and Vaggie didn't have the nerve to tell her then and thought there's no reason for it to ever come out. Of course this is me headcanoning the shit out of it, and it'd be nice if we get some resolution about it in the next 2 episodes.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >and it'd be nice if we get some resolution about it in the next 2 episodes
              I'm sure Viv will devote a whole two seconds to it in a subsequent episode. Not that it needs that long, which is kinda the point.

  206. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Chandelier falls down
    >Lucifer bursts into song
    what

  207. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lucifer is a simp/wuss who will job to everyone despite having the most power objectively

    expected

  208. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That thing Vaggie saved better not be a child. Why are there fricking children in hell, that should have been what Charlie first mentioned in heaven to instantly win the argument.
    If he was a small gremlin man who just happened to be in the shape of a child, okay. But if it's a kid, frick this shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know if child sinners are a thing or if sinners/Overlords like Camille and Zestial can have kids in Hellborn sinner kids.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sinners are ALL infertile, this has been a fact for years

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But there’s also hellborn, who may very well not be infertile.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hellborn are not infertile at all. Sinners are infertile as part of their punishment, but demons born in hell aren't being punished. They're just people who were born in hell

    • 1 month ago
      Lute’s Husband now that Adam is dead

      Viv doesn’t understand anything about abrahamic folklore beyond a google search. She got the burning of the Salem witches wrong a few episodes ago. Something like “take this back to the 1750s and burn it with the witches”. The last witch trials ended in the early 1690s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This b***h had a whole group of people who knew Adam was and God’s love for him, yet fricking killed him off. Frick her and her entire studio.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't burn witches in Salem you historylet.

        • 1 month ago
          Lute’s Husband now that Adam is dead

          Her words not mine bud

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That was a character mocking an outfit. The point isn’t a literal historic statement of fact, it’s “this outfit is ugly and old”
        Are you autistic anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She got the burning of the Salem witches wrong a few episodes ago.
        Lute's Husband now that Adam is dead, are you stupid? Velvette was saying the outfit was so out of style that the last time it was popular they were burning witches.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > “well, at least I saved this demon kid…”
      >kid turns around
      > “yeah thanks fer dat bawd!” In the deepest gruff man voice
      The joke writes itself.

  209. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cherrisnake bros we fricking lost

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Important to mention she never denied anything he proposed, just asked why. He was too much of a pussy to commit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Was thinking the same thing. When she asked "why would I have sex with you" all he had to do was lean in a bit harder.

        However, the panicking and doing the "EVERYBODY" bit was actually one of the few funny jokes this show has gotten right.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dudes gotta realize Hell must be Heaven to a woman because they basically have an eternal wiener carousel to enjoy

  210. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming THIS is one of those Helluva Boss easter eggs; Mimsy has a Mammon tattoo.

  211. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like that bit from the leaked script about Adam naming the exterminators is canon. Also interesting that Lute and pre-fall Vaggie have the same haircut.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy. Genesis 2 references when God had created angels for Adam name and chose, which resulted in all of them getting named but rejected. Thus, God had to resort to Eve, even though he was clearly hesitant about it and knew the consequences it would have when man’s dominion was accessible by the female mate.
      Oh frick these writers so much. They need to repent to Jesus Christ right now if they don’t want to end up dead suddenly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Get your dick out of the bible, sir

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Afraid to lose your influencers, Demon? Wrath is love when it’s aimed against the unrepenting wicked that dare to destroy and depict slaughterings of God’s children. I am done with you. Hahahaha

  212. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Downloaded episode 5, downloading episode 6. Might put it on MEGA, if I can figure out how to work it.

  213. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    General thoughts on the new episodes?

    Pacing was definitely rushed, but I liked them either way. Glad they aren't going the Heaven is evil route.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >General thoughts on the new episodes?
      Pacing is awful.
      Songs are pretty bad.
      Lucifer is moronic.
      Character development from the last 4 episodes went out of the window.
      Charlie x Vaggie doesn't work whatsoever.
      Husk saying something about how consent is good before fricking lmao.

      It's pretty bad. Lute is hotter without the mask, though, and I love her and Adam's song parts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah aside from the rushed pacing I thought they were fine, introduced some interesting new plot mysteries like Alastor being apparently leashed to someone + the angels not actually knowing what brings a soul to heaven.

      Though with the Seraphim just deciding to shut things down purely out of paranoia about the demons potentially attacking, I really wonder what, if any, options Charlie has to go with now, or if she just has to hope that Serenity manages to work something out, which seems unlikely at this point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Leading theory is that Pentious dies, becomes an angel, and this is undeniable proof that the Hotel works

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, though given the whole 'angels don't know why/how souls end up being picked for heaven' thing makes me think that there'll be some sort of corrupted picking process that'd need to be fixed first.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            As if God makes mistakes.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If he did, he wouldn't be God.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well I'll say this. At least they didn't crib the entire plot from The Good Place.

  214. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I'm just coping, but something tells me Pentious' death won't stick, especially with how it plays out. I think it will be revealed that Pentious' soul got redeemed instead of him truly dying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope they don't change his design too much as an angel, he's legit one of the few good ones in the entire show

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >looks the same, just painted white and has a halo
        >his hat has its own little halo too

  215. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait was it implied Alastor is HIMSELF under contract with.. someone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was obvious from the pilot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >implied
      Black person it's straight up stated as a fact.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lilith. So basically confirmed that main villain is "root of all evil" because nuance is not something Viv does.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My money is on Lilith.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lilith or Roo. Which is stupid. It should have been some Voodoo entity as a mid-series boss.
      You had ONE job, viv.

  216. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Episode 6 had the best song yet. Coincidentally, Adam sung it again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He has been gone for 7 years around the same time Charlie's mom, also disappeared 7 years. It's not that hard to connect the dots or slip the rectangular square block in the circle hole.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Awful taste.

      The only *good* songs so far have been the ones Alastor sung in, which were very catchy and a lot of fun. Everything else is kinda terrible schlock musicwise.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick that's some bad taste. You don't have to like the song just because you like the character you know

  217. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO LIKE THIS SHOW but it feels so muddled and rushed. Like they only got half the number of episodes they needed to tell the story they wanted to tell. So much shit happening with ZERO setup. Alastor being actually invested in the hotel, shit like Nifty being an obsessive compulsive gremlin with a fullon meltdown, Angel turning that corner WAY too quickly, the whole soul contract thing ONLY EXTENDING TO THE STUDIO? What kind of loopholy bullshit is that one in particular? Val can just say they shoot forever from now on and Angel is stuck in the studio forever? Yeah, some of the stuff is great, like Adam being an absolute dick, but man. We started all that overlord business and the V's and now we only have 2 more episodes to resolve it all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >alastor being genuine about the hotel
      Anon it’s very clear since episode 1 he’s possibly involved with Lilith. Charlie’s mother. episode 5 implied he’s possibly under contract to her. Aka he’s acting as a proxy for her to support her daughter. That’s also why he’s acts like a father figure in the song and is so eager to act loyal that episode. Because he’s meant to be acting on Liliths behalf.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But why would he agree to sign a contract with Lilith? Could she have signed it with him when he first arrived in hell and that was how he began his rise to power?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ngl that’s my assumption. He seemed to appear, displace older demons and accumulate power and fear, then vanish for 7 years along with Lilith. She probably had him rise to power so that when her plans went into motion he would quickly be able to help her. I mean, his reputation is enough that he’s quickly regained his power after being gone for so long and it’s hard to see who else could have supported him so much, or why he’d think to try to challenge the king of hell at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You mean clear since episode 1 where he shot a commercial that actively mocks the whole thing? Does his pettiness to have to work with video for a commercial momentarily paused his pact? I dunno, man. Yes, I agree, he's likely on Lilith's leash, but his support of the hotel has be quite questionable. And his attempt to take the father role in the Lucifer duet also came off as mostly petty.

  218. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Angel’s twin sister made it to heaven is hilarious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >guy on the left
      Yup, going back to church now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zyzz?

  219. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Bayonetta has outstanding artists with talent for its character and enemy designs. Don't expect to see crazy stuff on the level of Baalzabub, the Bayonetta, the faerie forest, or the virtues in this show. Of course most of them are going to be the foot soldiers from the beginning.

  220. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >blonde
    >fat
    >crass but in the known
    >seemingly popular and sexy
    >friends with alastor
    >appears out of nowhere and takes the spotlight for herself

    i couldn't get the image out of my head that mimzy is vivzie's self insert and i cringed for at least half the episode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Blonde
      AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My self-inserts are criticisms of my characteristics turned into people. Like a pope with self-humantiy issues. Or a brother that is cold and ashamed of the failures of his own brother. Or a man with a hatred for human kind and its unfulfilling pleasures.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but my self inserts are not just for pleasure of fricking the characters I like or inserting myself into a universe but a way to hyper analyze aspects of myself for better or worse
        Heart player stuff

  221. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Big talk for someone who's also on a leash
    Based fricking Husk, I hope Alastor ends up a stain on the ground soon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who's got HIM on a leash, tho? Lilith?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        IT WAS ME, ANON. I'M THE ONE KEEPING HIM ON A LEASH

  222. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2 hours since the episodes dropped and no mega

    morons
    https://mega.nz/folder/NtcgjLLL#AeN4mqjCDIupwexy9KuM9A

  223. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LUCIFER SUCKS HE'S JUST AS ANNOYING AS CHARLIE

  224. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro. I want to like this and enjoy it, but that fat b***h Vivienne makes it so difficult. And there's too much stupid shit in it and I can't let it slide.
    All style and no substance.

  225. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like Mimzy

  226. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor basically doing the "she calls my daddy too" routine with Lucifer

    Um extremely based

  227. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    eps 5 and 6 are out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GIVE ME THE MEGA
      I N E E D ANGELS AND HEAVEN
      pls

  228. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mimzy owes $50k to loan sharks
    >Verbalase paid $50k for his video
    It's all coming together...

  229. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely a victim of being overly ambitious for an 8 episode season but I don't hate anything from it. There's stuff that's lame and cringe, but nothing major like other shows. I'll take this over shows like owl house.

  230. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > When Cherri mocks Husker for judging her and Angel for their drug use by pointing out hes an alcoholic, Husker says hes 'not the one trying to get into heaven'

    Makes me kinda wonder why not, you'd think he'd give it a shot considering it'd potentially be one of the few ways he'd be able to be freed from Alastor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Husk has given up all hope, that's why

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, he clearly doesn't want to be shackled to Alastor, even if he doesn't necessarily think it'd work, again, you'd think he'd give it a try just in case, since otherwise he doesn't really have any other way out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based on his name, Husk, he's empty because he's given up. He's also very scared of Alastor as we could see and even in Loser, Baby in the neon sign scene No Balls was listed, which further emphasizes the fact that he's scared/ a coward. My guess is that if he gains more courage like he did when he stood up to Alastor in ep. 5, he may also gain hope that he has a chance to escape and leave to heaven too. My guess is also that it would tie to his slow burn relationship with Angel Dust and their arc together.

  231. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My thoughts on the episodes: Lute is a babe.

  232. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Murder Drones is for homosexuals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      meh, better a homosexual than a straggot abomination

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man what has that to do with the thread, are you a dumbass?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  233. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mega link for ep 6 please?
    I actually really wanna see heaven, in spite of the horrible character designs, Adam dying and all

  234. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Husk. He gets abused by Alastor just like Angel, just a different form.

  235. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It was just a mask and a suit all along
    Frick man, it takes a lot of the unique and aesthetic the Exorcists not being humanoid creatures created that way

  236. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SHE SAID IT!

  237. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >LOW BLOW, KAREN
    shame two of the best characters are dying bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry. God will murder this show and make sure everyone forgets.

  238. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHERES THE MEGA LINK YOU FAT FRICKING Black folk I AINT PAYING FOR Amazon PRIME

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not being able to afford Prime Video(way less costly than prime). It's like less than 3 euros where I live.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I WILL NEVER GIVE MY MONEY TO THAT FRICKING FAT PIG AND JEFF BEZOS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there's already a mega link, lurk moar

  239. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would've preferred adam got sent to hell to actually earn his way into heaven instead of just cheating but they're probably gonna kill him rip

  240. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Angel's sister Molly made it to heaven
    Actually cute cameo for people that know of her

  241. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Vaggie is a former Exorcist

    Gee, who could've seen that one coming? They definitely weren't slapping us in the face with hints since the first episode!

  242. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dad is good
    >mom is bad
    It's made by a woman alright

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