Hazbin Pentious Best Boy

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's going to have sex WITH EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sharing, hands off!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sexual intercourse before marriage is verboten

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WOOOO! I LOVE SEX!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=edfgON3i-O_aGXuX

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Say it with me chuds!
    4 MORE YEARS
    >4 MORE YEARS

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Pentious and Adam hanging out together in the afterlife that comes after Heaven/Hell.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. Its just god trolling evil by turning a symbol of sin (serpent) into a symbol of redemption and hope for Sinners

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I just realized that the Hazbin Hotel is literally purgatory

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much, just without a clear set of guidelines yet. Although didn't the catholic church have to kill the idea of limbo some time ago, did they bring it back? I forget how all that shit turned out just vaguely recall it upset religious parents that were left wondering what happened to their dead kids.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Pentious can still win the Cherri bowl before his death. I believe in him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those card things imply they'll be teaming up in the finale raid against the Exorcists so maybe he saves her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He already lost the bowl, she let that wolf guy frick her and cum inside her while he listened

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was a hookup, not a serious relationship.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Still cucked as frick, listening to some other guy fricking her while you can’t

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know he was listening?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He heard her say she’s gonna frick the next guy, and saw her walk off with him in hand and close the door to let him use her holes. He’s a cuck

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They weren't in a relationship when that happened so it's not cuckoldry. He could've gotten laid if he wasn't so scared.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah he’s a fricking cuck mate.
                Still hope he gets some sloppy seconds and to suck some other guys’ cum out of her vag.m after she’s done letting another giy cum inside her. But remember he’s not a cuck just because other men are fricking her

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So who's got him by the balls? Sounds like it should be Lilith especially since she split with Lucifer and he keeps trying to push his buttons.
    Or is it actually the angels? Don't know if Adam would plan that far ahead to put a mole like him down there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lilith or Roo. Probably Lilith given the whole "both of them sort of vanishing for years" thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >both have been "missing" for 7 years
        yeah Lilith was totally fricking Alastor for 7 years and he probably sold his soul to her as a result of his commitment to her or someshit. He's got a rivalry with Lucifer because he wants to prove to Lilith that he's a better "man" than him and is looking to impress his "adoptive daughter" Charlie...OH GOD THIS SHIT WRITES ITSELF!!! VIVIEEEEENEEEEE!!!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This. He's gonna have a stepdad/dad rivalry with Lucifer. And it still won't kill Alastor/Charlie gays.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Considering it is LILLITH being the one to hold Alastor down, it gives more room for Charlie dominating Alastor too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That should already be obvious from the leaks what the "twist" will be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was Husks most based moment in the entire show

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Most based moment
        >Steps out of line once
        >Gets put in his place immediately and a shivering little b***h moments after

        Huskgays are just so funny

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ain't a Huskgay, anyone that shit talks that deer homosexual is good in my book

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor crawls into bed with Charlie and they have sex a lot. After marriage.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have such mixed feelings about these new episodes. I enjoyed them a lot since I interact with this fanbase a lot, but I feel like a new viewer who stumbled upon this randomly would be confused as hell. They just shot everything at us at breakneck speed. Hell, they talked about Keekee and Razzle/Dazzle in episode 5 but I don't remember those guys ever even formally being introduced. I wish this season was longer, I'd like to see more SoL content instead of endless loredrops.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do so many of Viv's chicks look like they would love being eaten out while crushing the person's head between their thighs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I blame the 8 episode season order

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sir P is literally the only consistently good thing inn this show.
    Holy shit these last two episodes were so bad.
    If they introduced one more wacky tumblr sexyman or brassy psycho chick I’m going to vomit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If they introduced one more wacky tumblr sexyman or brassy psycho chick I’m going to vomit.
      JUST YOU WAIT FOR WHEN CHARLIE'S EX SHOWS UP
      HE'S LITERALLY JUST GREEN ALASTOR

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    alright boys im switching sides. I have seen the beauty and light of sera... I mean god and I am in favor of demon genocide

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      were you not? You understand demons have always intended to hurt you right? You didn't just trust them when they said they wouldn't did you? The leader of all demons is literally called the granddaddy of all liars.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sera will accept me into her loving bosom and allow me to suckle her breasts or rather her loving radiance

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon.....Angels are like ken dolls in hell too. There is no genitals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't prepared for Lute to be so fricking hot Jesus christ

      God I wanna make these girls go gluk gluk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon they would peg you until you pass out from anal bleeding

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everyone droning on about Vaggie's "Big Reveal" which people were suspecting since the fricking pilot. Nobody pointing out the fact that even fricking Serah is a fricking furry...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah just slap some eyes on those b***hes, call it a day.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The pacing in this show is so dogshit. It’s more preoccupied with fanservice then telling a barely competent story.

    Why didn't Charlie use the snake guy as her example in court since he’s made more progress??????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even have the first season Heelluva Boss has better pacing than this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The pacing is why Ep 5 was so mid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vivzie reaaallly wanted to have her musical. But less songs so we can have more time to tell the story, than sub-par songs each episode.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >vaggie killed thousands of demons with apparently no remorse, statistically at least some of them were likely sinner children
    >takes off her mask for no clear reason
    >suddenly can't bring herself to kill a kid
    What if the masks have a purpose beyond just being menacing? I doubt they'd be for protection, since up until that one angel got killed everyone thought it was basically impossible for demons to hurt them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a good theory that Vox produces the tech in the masks and the masks use his hypnosis abilities. If Vaggie took the mask off she was clear headed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Extermination predates Vox by millennia, and Lute is just as genocidal with her mask off. Maybe even moreso.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just assumed she let some Sinners go when she could, but she slaughtered obviously evil ones

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's possible but I feel like she would've been caught earlier if she was that soft all the time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its chaotic during the purges. Its probably easy to miss. If I had to guess, Lute had her suspicions and made sure to follow her on that one. Then once she confirmed it she tore her wings off. Probably why Adam was present too. Lute was probably the one who dragged him along as Adam probably thought Vaggie was a badass and to garner more favor with him.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why yes we’ll show heaps of drugs and gay sex every second of every episode. Cocaine and gay buttsex and lsd and gay mouthsex and dmt and gay nosesex
    >a german in hell…sieg heiling? WHAT THE FRICK YOU CREEP WEIRDO??? THAT’S SO HECKIN PROBLEMATIC AND WRONG! POLICE! SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not realizing it's all one big butthurt meta commentary about how le hypocritical heaven is for sending gays to hell

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If that's the intention they should show Hitler in heaven

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Vox is spared
    But at what cost..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's gonna die Season 2, guarantee it. Screencap this.

      Viv does NOT want you to love characters she doesn't intend you to. Viv made Sir Pentious as a one-off character of the day. The fact he ended up becoming popular almost certainly made her angry because you were supposed to love the gay spider. His death is a punishment.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sera my love

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      please, frick me please for the love of god I will kill billions of demons in your name

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MEGA

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nobody knows how to unlock this shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you've actually spent any amount of time on Cinemaphile you'd know why we encode the links and how to decode them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Indeed and people really need to stop spoon feeding others.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          different anon here hell I've been around since 2006 (yes I'm an oldgay) and even I didn't fricking know how to make sense of those links, so, no frick you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I had only just learned about the code system today and figured it out instantly. You have brain damage.

        Why it's like this? Idk. Idc. There is probably a good reason for it, like jannies nuking threads over it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Base64

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It took me 2 minutes of looking around to find a website that would do the thing for me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hownewareu.ru

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just use this base64decode.org
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  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pent is becoming an Angel in heaven confirmed

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why are people saying Adam is going to die?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some "leak" that happened which "confirmed" other obvious stuff that people had guessed anyway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >a character who was introduced late, is an acquaintance of pornstar spider guy, and doesn't really give him the time of day
        >she spared a child during a raid on hell, her angel friends saw and kicked her out/took her eye
        These are specific enough that it would seem the leaker was legitimate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some "leak" that happened which "confirmed" other obvious stuff that people had guessed anyway

      The leak itself btw
      https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141757779/#141761280
      https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141757779/#141761819

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >5 new posts
        is this the same guy that said lilith was eve and vice versa and that alastor is supposed to be charlie's daddy/guardian/babysitter?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No that was someone else from months ago.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >stabs the antagonist to death post defeat and everyone kinda shrugs it off
        That's so shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If he does get off'd I wonder how Lute will take it. Will she go full Doom Guy and try kicking the shit out of both heaven and hell?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She will 100% go insane and want to avenge him. Nobody else will give a shit that he dies, not even heaven, she's gonna be revealed as the only person who ever cared about him. She'll probably get a sick song about it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I just don't see the point in offing him. For a show that's taking itself seriously and using christan lore, as the first man it's a big deal isn't it? Charlies goal is redeeming sinners, so killing the originator of them is kind of fricked up. I just can't make sense of it, he'd be a perfect thorn to keep on the side for fun too. Hell we barely see much of him in the first place considering all the other crap stuffed into this season.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well the VA for Lute said that she had some voice lines in S2.

            I'm guessing either she takes over the exterminators or falls down to hell and becomes a season 2 recurring character.

            It could be fun having a hard line angel trapped in hell having to grow. And shes a woman with tumblr hairstyle so she'll be perfect to pair with another woman

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              > And shes a woman with tumblr hairstyle so she'll be perfect to pair with another woman
              Frick you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Weren't Angels supposed to be only harmed by other angelic weapons? Especially a big boss like Adam. At least make his death satisfying not fricking pegged to death by Nifty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not posting images and I will stress again that I do not really care about this show, this is just a fun opportunity for me
        free spoiler: there is a gag where Niffty(I enjoyed her, reminded me of invader zim) stabs the antagonist to death post defeat and everyone kinda shrugs it off
        Very vague on who the antagonist is. The Anon would immediately know who it was if it was Adam because of the A on his shirt. This means the next comment is important.

        >Is Lilith going to show up?
        >no but Lucifer shows up to fight at the end and sing. he shapeshifts a lot and was pretty fun to watch
        This means that this anon knew that the character in episode 6 was Eve, so Lilith didn’t show up this season and this must’ve known that the episode 6 character was Eve somehow.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of the big twists of season 2 is reminding everyone that they are already dead and can't really be killed.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dumbasses honestly think Sir Chadsworth Pentious is going to die and not ascend to heaven assuming he just doesn't no sell it

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so vaggie is technically more powerful than alastor?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vaggie can’t really do shit in hell, she needed to beg Alastor for help to just film a commercial.
      Lucifer was the archangel before his fall so he’s a different thing than regular angels

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fight between lucifer and alaster just came out of no where. How many moronic shipping-bait rivalries is Alastor going to have?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is used goods

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She'll start a harem.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I ship them, sorry vegana

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I ship them too, but yknow...threesomes are a thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is in the show for like 5 minutes
      >has already turned on her sister and sided with Charlie after one argument
      Can someone tell the writers I do not know these characters. At least introduce them and their conflict first before having them flip sides.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        in an old timey 20 episode season series, sure. In an 8 episode mini series with Broadway Salary voice actors, that's all you're getting b***h

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If Vivzie didn't over indulge in the musical numbers, that minute into showcasing Emily getting ready to meet Charlie and conflict between the two sisters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Again how in one song is there more pure yuri love, that with Vaggie in the whole series.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally them

      ?si=y_p7f-IfCH_PQDPX

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In like 5 minutes they have more chemistry than Chaggie
      Astonishing, but vaggie may also become interesting now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >having sex with her cousin AND her niece
      SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Best ship now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Lesbian angel yuri NTR and the one cucking Vaggie is basically her boss
        Holy fricking shit my dick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Does Vivizie have a cucking fetish?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes
            I hope vagisil gets dumped

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh she was seething because a superior angel was having a good time with her gf and wasnt even trying.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Gets cucked by a man (Alastor)
              >Gets cucked by a girl too (Emily)
              Jeez, Vaggie can't just catch a break

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Vaggie will get mindbroken to the point where she is into that. She will become the ultimate Cuckqueen while Charlie creates a haram.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >even Vaggie is aware

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What's next for Vagatha in her amazing life?

                Alastor is dominating Charlie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Now she will get to watch Charlie being dominated by Emily too

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              First Alastor steals Charlie, then Emily.

              It sucks to be Vaggie.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I want to put my knob against Vaggie's cheek to make it squish like the pic in uppermost right corner.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Again how is viv so bad at with yuri.

        Why is vaggie so worst charater.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      I hope vagisil gets dumped

      Charlie and Vaggie will always love eachother. Their love is strong

      Some one will draw Vaggie drinking and Charlie and Emily kissing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the exact moment I thought to myself that they look like My Little Ponies.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So....why was it important to see Carmilla and Vaggie have a duet?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No idea. I thought Vaggie was gonna be her third wayward daughter.

      With 2 episodes left I don't think we'll get a good plotline with Carmilla that wraps up her character.

      The show needed 4 more episodes, 2 of them just to show off the overlords more.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they clearly needed some filler. Normally I dislike filler but this show needs it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Carmilla that wraps up her character
        Watch them pull some fallen angel shut. She looks similar to Serra down to the face markings

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some artists called it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that just the star wars scene with Finn taking off his mask?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Shocked
      lmao oh please shit was obvious since the pilot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She wasn’t an angel in the pilot, she was originally just a sinner, vaggie being an angel is another fan theory vivzie used.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Vaggie has an X on her eye suspiciously similar to the murder angels and is the only character to have this trait
          >Nah its just a coincidence
          People have been calling it since day 1

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder if that anon is still alive. Did Vivzie eat him for his treachery like Cronus eating his children, but sexier!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She was originally a sinner in the pilot, the fans were the ones who came up with the theoryl. i don’t know what to tell you. vivziepop arbitrarily adding x’s to things just proves her design philosophy is dogshit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She was originally a sinner in the pilot, the fans were the ones who came up with the theoryl. i don’t know what to tell you. vivziepop arbitrarily adding x’s to things just proves her design philosophy is dogshit

            Her being a sinner is also backed up from her Zoophobia counterpart.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how trite this writing is. literally ANYONE can write it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean people acting like this was some big fricking surprise or like it was trite...but we've known this shit since the fricking pilot, Hell Vaggie had the SAME FRICKING SPEAR the exorsists had in the Pilot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if a fanartist redrew the scene beat for beat before the scene even aired, that's not good.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It wouldn't be the first time Viv had stolen something from fans before, it's happened numerous times.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Adam takes away heavenly status away from angels
        That’s cool, I hope they don’t kill him off out of nowhere with piss poor writing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how tf do pop the eyeball out the socket by slashing the face?!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ask Thor. It was basically the same dumb shit.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is alastor so annoying now? I know viv wants to frick him so that garauntees his personality sucking but god damn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he's not as jolly as he was in the pilot? This is where the serialization of hazbin fails it's characters because the animation has him less bouncy and boisterous than he was in the pilot. He's far too sassy and the stiff animation makes him less charismatic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He only has one facial expression since he's never allowed to do anything but smile.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like him more than the pilot because he actually gets to be a badass, as opposed to the pilot where he SAYS he's super cool and scary, but only defeats Pentious, who's a joke.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Less is more my friend, someday you’ll learn this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes yes, but not when you tell me the tumblr man is "totally scary and powerful u guys". I gotta see that, not hear it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That explains her self insert flapper girl.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got the vibe that Cherri would've been DTF if Pentious hadn't kept wussing out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She definitely was

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait I don't get it why is everyone saying pentious is dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keep up anon! It's because Sir Pentious is the real villain. The snake that tempted that b***h Eve to eat the apple. It was never Lucifer or Lilith!

      Sir Pentious is the key to all of this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Leaker said
      >Vaggie is an angel who got the boot because she spared a child sinner/demon
      >Pentious dies defending Cherri
      >Adam dies via Nifty
      One of these was proven true by today's episodes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >death by Nifty
        That would be hilarious. But I'm guessing it will be a bit more than that, maybe some combo fight with Vaggie so she can at least throw her her spear.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>Adam dies via Nifty
        the leaker said Nifty stabbed his corpse, not that she killed him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ah I see

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ah I see

          I guess Lute got killed and Adam lost his will to live, so he ends up stabbing himself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lute is confirmed to be in Season 2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both Vaggie's backstory and the bit about Cherri being introduced late and "cucking" Pentious was confirmed in these two episodes.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Adam is so fricking based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >write butthole character meant to be hated
      >end up with the most fun character in the show
      Why is this so common?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because even though he's an over the top war criminal he somehow isn't as scummy as someone like valentino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        butthole antagonists are entertaining. Plus technically he isn't completely wrong as Hell is full of psycho frick buttholes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda want to frick him tbh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I NEED him...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I need more, for science

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"saw that you went to my manager, low blow Karen"
      he has the best one liners

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sera is afraid her sis will end up as a fallen angel
    But she rules over Adam and there's no sign of god being around, so who decides who's a fallen angel and who isn't?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the excuse is going to be that the "Big Guy" is too busy running the universe or some shit to bother administrating heaven, mark my fricking words

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      From her character sheet Sera works under the speaker of god so there is someone above her and below big G in this setting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Muthafuking Metatron in this b***h. I wonder what tired ass trope they'll give him.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Metatron is probably just fricking tired of all this gay shit going on

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Now I want to see so Based Metatron red butt carving Sera ass.

          My being im getting to horey.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No one knows how people get into heaven
    >Well
    >I dont believe thi-
    >*Suddenly all sound in the room stops and everyone is frozen but are still conscious*
    >*The room is now outer space with everyone floating about unable to move, there they see a massive glowing light source so fricking massive they see galaxies orbiting it in real time*
    >To think Lucifer's daughter would show such contempt for the divine order
    >*Suddenly everyone can move now*
    >Huh? What? What is that thing?
    >THING! HOW DARE YOU THAT IS THE LORD OUR GOD!
    >Emily calm down in our lords presence
    >H...H..Hello my lord why did you summon us here today
    >Sera I made it clear that the divine order cannot be challenged why is Lucifers daughter her causing discord
    >I am not causing discord
    >SILENCE. ONE MORE WORD AND WE WILL ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE
    >Emily what happened to you why are you like this all of sudden?
    >She right Charlie know your place!
    >Vaggie
    >Damn I guess the human part of her is making her still keep her mind around the big guy
    >Watch your mouth Adam!
    >Yh Yh Lute
    >You there the one know as Lucifers daughter you come here speaking of blasphemy and nonsense, sinners can be redeemed huh
    >Well God? Right? Your god your the creator of everything including my dad? Wow it is such an honor to meet you at last. Look I dont wanna waste your time but its just the people of hell are my citizens and I dont want them to perish hehehehe
    >Unacceptable
    >Hahahahaha huh?
    >Unacceptable, human souls in hell shall remain there for all eternity
    >But but why? Ow Vaggie did you just stab me?
    >DO NOT DARE QUESTION THE LORD!
    >Because he can you stupid b***h
    >Primary human watch your tone
    >Yes God im sorry sir
    >So thats it all of this suffering is because you want it to happen
    >When you can construct laws of physics with the ease of drawing a picture you can lecture me on what I can or cant do
    >I dont get it your so powerful this shouldnt matter to you
    >Who are you to debate whether something matters to me

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They better not kill Adam even though the leak is looking credible. They just better not. He better come back in S2.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in denial too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone post the leak? Is it just that he dies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in denial too

      Is there a point of hiding his face?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is supposedly the crew's favorite character so even if he is killed off it probably won't stick. Would make more sense if he got cast into Hell and had to work at the hotel to get back into Heaven as an ironic punishment and maybe he learns to not being such a dickhead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But Adam’s only getting rid of sinners in Hell because they threatened his children in heaven.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Only
          He admitted that its partly (largely) for entertainment

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Everything they did with Adam is the most strawman shit possible.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm actually questioning that a bit, because that was said after one of their exorcists went missing. I don't think he's fighting this hard for pure entertainment.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They want Hell to think its for entertainment. For Adam and his exorcists it is a fun job.

            Sera tipped her hand that she was afraid of Hell's growing strength and feared an uprising. I'm guessing there is a greater influx of sinners than winners and they would be outnumbered massively without a cull.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I am not I understand that but Im just doing what you want, helping people trying to make their lives better
    >That decision is not yours to make nor is it your foolish father's either or your abominable mother
    >I I
    >Do not fear for I am a merciful and just god
    >*everything goes back to normal*
    >HOLY FRICKING SHIT HES MORE TERRIFYING EVERYTIME I MEET HIM
    >Adam dont you dare say those things about God like that
    >Nice to see your mind is back
    >Well Lucifers daughter the lord has spoken and all his inquiries are final your rehabilitate sinner plan will not be considered for the next forever
    >Yh shes right sorry but if God says we cant do it then we cant do it after all we are his divine constructs
    >Ok fine but I have another proposal
    >No no more
    >Wait lets just hear her out
    >Look the sinners cant die and they are everywhere its creating pressure on our limited resources which is why I wanted them to get out
    >Hmph so the truth comes out
    >Aw you just wanted the sinners to not take up space
    >WELL THATS WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR b***h EXTERMINATION *PLAYS GUITAR SOLO SOUNDS*
    >Adam!
    >Sorry your majesty!
    >Ugh humans anyways if your real reason is due to something that wont result in sinners coming here then I believe we can work something out
    >You can great well ok well Ill just be going then the sinners will be so sad that they wont be getting here like forever but Im sure whatever you work out will turn out just fine so heheh yh
    >Hide your disappointment as much as you want it is over
    >*they portal back*
    >Wow that was as shit show right?
    >Attention all angels in this court this NEVER HAPPENED
    >Alright extermination I cant wait
    >Hold it up Adam Im coming with you
    >Emily?
    >Whoa your majesty I could never dirty your precious hands and taint you byt letting you enter hell
    >I want to see it
    >Emily
    >Why are you so worried? Theres nothing in creation more powerful than Seraphim the only one who could kill me down there is Lucifer
    >No thats not why I want you down there

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They really just did the entire extermination reveal, the little sister angel switching sides and turning on sera, and revealing that they don’t know why sinners go to hell, in a 1-minute song

    This series is fricking awful

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Charlie goes to heaven
    >She and Emily go on a date to an ice cream shop and go to the zoo
    >Vaggie just stays in the hotel
    Vivzie. You're meant to develop these two relationship you know that right? Not make a case as to why they shouldn't be together.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uhh i'm bored so i'll try and take an easy request

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adam and Lute hanging out before they spotted Charlie and Vaggie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cherri Bomb kissing Pentious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sera opening a door seeing Emily and Charlie mouthraping each other

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pentious sucking another guy’s cum out of Cherri’s vegana

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Draw Adam holding baby jesus in his hands and saying he is one cool homosexual killer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Odette needs more art

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Another tumblr oc she ripped off lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They have names?
        How many charater is viv thinking we know or care about?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God and Adam and Lucifer and Charlie taking an awkward family photo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cherri sucking two snek dicks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sera spanking emily

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie and Alastor's marriage in Heaven.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie Emily and Vaggie doing this pose
      If you want, the school girl outfits too, but the pose will be enough

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The most interesting thing this show can do now is how they adapt God.
    Jesus they’re probably not gonna do and they replaced Michael with that sassy black woman seraphim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's gone. God doesn't exist in that world.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Someone created the tree of knowledge, and Lucifer and Adam and Lilith and Eve

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Viv said in an old stream that she was too chickenshit to add him. Also there's that whole "Root" of all evil business.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Root is something Lucifer created after convincing Eve to disobey God and eat of the tree. At least that’s what I think. They mention Hell was created after Lucifer created evil with that act, so he probably gave birth to ‘Root’ in the same instance

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, not necessarily. If God exists, then something else had to create him, right? If not, you're admitting that sentient beings can exist without being created by something else.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >If God exists, then something else had to create him, right?
            You could keep going on and on in that case. Who created God's creator? Who created God's creator's creator? God is described in the bible as having eternally existed before every other sentient being or even the physical universe so at some point, it will come down to a being having existed without being created by something else as you say. God is basically a spirit being that's made up of spirit energy shit and uses spirit energy shit from the spirit realm to create everything else.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              *yawn* I guess it's time to... anyways theo-/x/-anon here If you do a little bit of theological research the Judeo-Christian God YHWH or "Yesh me-Ayin" (Something from Nothing) manifested from the void or as some catholic theologians term "ex nihilo" first there was the void / nothingness, then there was, simple as that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Personal, I was think Michael was going to be the fun uncle that brings up embersering story about there childhood.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would make God a cranky artist figure who is unhappy with the system he made and is just waiting out the heat death of the universe to start over.

      Or he's gonna be a manchild butthole. Adam was made in his image

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lute is lesbianphobic, that makes the yuri porn with her so much better knowing she thinks its disgusting and sinful. Someone draw Emily raping her please.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hate sex pics when

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Lute
        >A dyke
        Nah. Lute only has eyes for based Adam.

        I'm actually questioning that a bit, because that was said after one of their exorcists went missing. I don't think he's fighting this hard for pure entertainment.

        I wouldn't be surprised if he just has a dislike for his shitty extended family that ends up in hell. I mean his first wife threw a b***h fit and ditched him. His second wife fricked things up for everyone in part because of his first wife's bullshit. Then one of his kids commits the first murder ever and offs his other son assuming Cain/Abel is a thing in this setting.

        From there he's had all of human history to see just how fricking shit the worst of humanity can be and he doesn't want those fricks shitting up Heaven after going off the wagon again

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >From there he's had all of human history to see just how fricking shit the worst of humanity can be and he doesn't want those fricks shitting up Heaven after going off the wagon again
          From how Nifty acted on him, he is not wrong whatsoever. But the degenerate writers will claim he is.
          The fact that Adam replaced Lilith and Eve with Lute (an angel) means he lost hope on fallen humanity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LUTE
        IS
        QT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is who vaggie needs to be paried with. We don't need some love love yuri. We needs some good old fassion domesdise abuse, hatred yuri

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to suck Michael's dick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gabriel is hot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Azrael a twink
      FRICKING GROSS, make him look an angel from Diablo.
      Only of them can be a twink. The rest can look totally different.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is Joel another name for Metatron?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think St. Peter may very well have the most bland design in the series.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta be honest? Most of the angels are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You could tell where the old worldbuilding ended and the new stuff started. The fat chick looked off as well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically Mimzy was one of the first characters that vivz created for this series, she was originally intended to be Alastor's love interest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Worst part of the episode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude wasn't even a proper character. This was the one episode I was actually excited for yet they just skipped to the trial almost right away

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We got two episodes left. Everything is rushed. Even from episode one with the whole "Yeah frick it we're gonna come back in HALF a year instead of the end of the year"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does St. Peter look like Justin Bieber?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell Viv knows nothing about him or his history.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >But its fricking hot as shit
    Fricking Adam he really is a man, all men love lesbian shit.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this show need to introduce a new character in every episode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only episode that didn’t introduce a new character was 4 and it had the best pacing

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone a furry in heaven too
    Is it just a matter of getting to pick what animal person you get to be

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't prepared for Lute to be so fricking hot Jesus christ

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Question about Vaggie.
    I remember one of the old theories was (before this episode) is that she was a human prostitute from the 2000's who was shot and killed. If that was true would it change anything if she was the one Valentino had under her contract instead of Angel Dust?

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Val is really taking advantage of Angel being unable to be killed I see

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone needs to tell Vivzie that "seraphim" is plural. "Seraph" is the singular. So the two of them can be "seraphim" but each should introduce themselves as "a seraph."

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like this show, I haven't really seen any animation that takes me out of it. Maybe cause I'm used to seeing shitty flash animations. Pretty good characters so far as well.

    Story is unbearably trite.
    >Emily being a simp for the demons.
    >Heaven not knowing what gets you into heaven.

    Biggest gripe so far how stupid the arguments are from heaven.
    >I murdered 20 people and sexually assaulted my daughter on Earth , but I picked up some trash in hell and chose not to chew someones face off. I am reformed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Emily being a simp for the demons.
      Sure but it's hot. Charlie going full demon on Emily's pussy NEEDS to happen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same when Emily said they were killing innocent people....I laugher my ass off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I murdered 20 people and sexually assaulted my daughter on Earth , but I picked up some trash in hell and chose not to chew someones face off. I am reformed.
      This is what I don't like about the writing. They go through this very asinine trail just so we can get to the Heaven vs. Hell subplot, but the angels could've easily dismantle Charlie's entire way of thinking by poking holes in her plan like this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is the big problem with any "redemption" story that also has bad guys. So Angel Dust is a shitty guy who was beaten down in life and death, and is learning to be a better person and thus can be redeemed. Cool, great. How about Valentino, though? Are we going to get a redemption arc for the abuser putting Angel through hell in Hell? No, of course not, he's a shitbag that we're supposed to hate. We can't root for him to get better because he's a bad guy. But if he can't be redeemed then that ruins the whole point of the hotel.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I also think there is a legitimate argument to be made about protecting heavens people. I was a selfless and loving human on earth and now get paradise, then I have to live with some demon monster who was good for a couple months.

          What's charlies plan? her criteria?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like we literally see Angeldust relapse on his drug habit in court. No one brought up what happens if a soul relapse or snaps in heaven and ends up hurting someone?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The plan isn't to empty hell by redeeming every single person, just enough that heaven stops sending exterminators to cull them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >simp for demons
      No shes just being angel autistic and wants to help human souls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Biggest gripe so far how stupid the arguments are from heaven.
      Yeah. They're basing it extremely loosely on Christianity, but the "selfless" thing is especially funny given that the Bible explicitly addresses that.
      >If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47 And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The entire Jesus story is the story of all stories. It has so many lessons Viv refuses to listen to, causing this natural disaster of a show. It makes more sense for Charlie and co. to be abominations made by fallen angels and mankind to slowly have faith implanted to them once they overcome the issues of their self doubt, WHILE THEY ARE ALIVE ON EARTH!

        Angels be like
        >That city full of homosexuals? Better glass them
        >that invading army? Better blind them
        >Those egyptian firstborns? Better kill them

        They care a lot for righteous men and women. You do know that, right? Some have stayed by a dying human companion till the end.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>I murdered 20 people and sexually assaulted my daughter on Earth , but I picked up some trash in hell and chose not to chew someones face off. I am reformed.
      In fairness Adam and Lute actually point out how stupid that is, So you can't say it isn't addressed by 'anyone' in-universe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no they don't though. They just say to do a livestream of what Angel Dust does then are speechless when he does a single good thing for Nifty. Instead of going "doing 1 good thing for someone you're friends with doesn't make up for every other aspect of your life being bad"

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It triggers me there is no angelic feature on Charlie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True. At least they made Lucifer somewhat angelic, instead of hurr demon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is likely the most demon-y demon.
      I want Charlie to go apeshit in front of Emily. Show her who she is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And the Emily goes
        >AW YOUR SO CUTE
        and b***hslaps her back into her normal form
        >Ive always wanted a pet nephilim!

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to say…the pacing in this show is worst than steven universe. Also the designs all look the same, don’t know why every is gooning over them

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CHARLIE AND EMILY YURI PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SERA PLEASE!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is Vaggie so shit, that even the yuri community now wants Emily

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vaggie has the worst songs. The worst voice direction. The worst singing. The worst lines. The worst drama. And the worst redesign. They set that girl up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bc Vaggie is a walking sleeping pill of a character. She’s just…blandly supportive girlfriend with a monotone voice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting point, Charlie is written as a straight woman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Have they even had an onscreen kiss?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In one song, I wanted Charile and Emily to go at it like horney bulldogs, they having anything to do with vaggie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because just like Millie, Vaggie is the designated 'girlfriend' character so her character has nowhere else to go.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't get an episode focus and acts in the same way/says the same things repeatedly, meaning that most of her dynamics are imagined and based upon years of fanon. If you were a first-timer watching this, can't see what would be interesting about her so far.
        The problem is worsened by all her conflicts in this being contrived to create the illusion of drama.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best snek gets Blue-Oyster-Bar'd.
    What did Viv mean by this?

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just speaking to myself here since I doubt anyone else in this thread watches the weeb dub but it genuinely sounds like the guy who voices Alastor also does Lucifer/Pentious/70% of the background extras, so off-putting how similar everyone sounds even if that isn't the case. Nippon loses this round.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so there are multiple overlords but the ones we saw in the meeting had souls in the millions--each
    but you could be an overload with maybe like 200,000 souls?
    It's implied Alastor took out all of the smaller fish as he saw fit
    I just wanna make sure I get this right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dose anyone have full list of all the overlorda alistar murked yet. Really like the blond hair bimbo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do they have names?
        I'm just trying to get my OC as lore accurate as possible
        I didn't have down that she was an overlord yet but that she had around 200k souls but if that qualifies her as an overlord that's fine I'm just being autistic about it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thinking more pictures getting pictures of the group. Also they seemed to be one the lower end of power seeing a zastle and Carmille are still around at got some insults at Alistar.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah that's what I'm thinking like a lower end overlord
            the ones that prey on the freshest sinners to start out
            speaking of where do sinners even spawn when they die?
            do they fall out of the sky?
            do they appear in a place that is somehow automatically mathematically calculated relative to the location on earth where they died?
            Do we even know?

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw some b***h implies hell isn't forever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this character visually reminds me of Vados and makes some interest in the show return... but what's the deal, i watched ep 1 it sucked and people said so does 2, what about these new ones?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The show improves a lot past the first two.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    EMILY AND CHARLIE SCISSORING WHILE VAGGIE WATCHES

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does hell have a more stable fricking government then Heaven?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hell has a government?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The overlord council. With Lucy being a reclusive king Hell is pretty much a constitutional monarchy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lucy isnt a king hes more like a fricking god of Hell hes a force of nature that just exists there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The overlord council. With Lucy being a reclusive king Hell is pretty much a constitutional monarchy.

        And the 7 deadly sins. Outside of the pride ring it seems like hell is governed a lot like a feudal society on Earth. Sinners can't go there and each ring is ruled by one of the 7 deadly sins plus there is a class of noble demons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because Vivzie is a demonic vessel for Demons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >vessel for Demons

        What does this mean she's like Brenda from Slither where she's filled up with so much demons that she's gonna swell and explode from releasing so many?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hell is just libertarian heaven

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they don't

      Also commisson Sera spanking Emily well charile watches

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vivzie came up with many characters for hell, so you end up with the "overlords" who are basically corporate lobbyists. The only characters she came up with for heaven were the "angels of color" and Adam so their government is just Sera deciding everything, a bunch of faceless angels in the background saying nothing, and Adam being a mook.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think Vaggie doms Charlie hard in bed. Or is Charlie secretly the top.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes the only colored actress the villain
    Why did Vivzie do it guys?

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Episode 5 was AMAZING.
    The way Charlie responds to Alastor's lines in the song...
    >"Thats true!"
    >"Oh you!"
    >"ahhhhh!"
    And the way she's looking at him when their at the top of the stairs and he puts their faces on the ceiling....

    THEIR JUST ABSOLUTELY FRICKING PERFECT TOGETHER JESUS CHRIST. PLEASE VIV HAVE CHARLIE HAVE MELODRAMA WITH vegana OVER HER BEING AN ANGEL AND HAVE HER GO ON A DATE WITH ALASTOR, JUST ONE EPISODE, THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO WASTE.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      think you might like this. It's right up your alley if you loved episode 5

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No
      Charlie and Emily belong together, nothing will trigger Lucy more than a Seraph stealing his baby away from him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry homosexual, Charlie is built to go demon mode on Seraphim Pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry charlastorhomosexual
      Charlie is Emily's property now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We need her putting a collar on an angry demon mode Charlie while Emily is just giggling at how harmless she is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Charlie after hearing Emily's proposal

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            is Vaggie killing herself with a blessed rope off screen

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Vaggie is 5 seconds away from having an Angelic Aneurysm. Cucked by everyone, who's next Lute? Cherri? The furry from Vals studio that made Charlie blush?
              >Made for Charlie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, remember that BDSM club that Angeldust took Charlie to and a bunch of the gimps had Charlie blushing before Vaggy dragged her away...

                Viz is genuinely into cucking Vaggy holy shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >She literally ignores Vaggie only pays attention to Charlie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shipping wars start between Alastor, some chick with 3 minutes of screentime, and even a beatbox youtuber
        >the one thing they all agree on is Vaggie should be cucked

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Vaggie is for hate fricking from lute and adam

          Charlie is for a wholesome flock of deers and angels

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore the naysayers Alastoranon episode 5 was adorable
      It might be my favorite in the whole show
      The fact that Alastor came so close to calling himself daddy....ah,what a tease!
      The irony that Viv is so incompetent that she provides such bait for the one ship she doesn't want people to like kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They must have a date episode.

      Also Vaggie just walks into different people with Charlie in bed. First Alastor, then Emily.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie treats it as a normal thing and Vaggy being the bland pushover she is just laughs and cries when she thinks no one is looking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure Alasator is fricking Charlie's mom. Lilith hadn't been heard from in 7 years. Alastor just got back after being gone 7 years. Alastor shows up out of the blue JUST to help Charlie.

      Alastor was weirdly competitive with Lucifer.

      Husk mentioned someone owning Alastor's soul...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hazbingays, This is your mindset, This is literally the intended audience of the cartoon you watch.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Lucifer the sin of Pride, is actually quite humble
    Asmodeus'd
    At this point what even the fricking point of the sins
    >you don't take shit from other Demons!
    >gets shat on by Alastor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would accept him being humble, I just want him to be confident. I want him to let Alastor give him tons of shit and not flinch, maybe even smile and agree, just be so fricking secure in his superiority that he sees no harm in letting Alastor mock him to his face.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer feels zero threat from Alastor. Lucifer lashing out after some verbal sparring would be unbecoming of a a truly ancient being and would jostle his daughter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer is terrible. Generic voice,
      character is boring. When the design originally aired I actually envisioned him as a silent but extremely powerful character. His banter with Alastor sucked, he should be able to blow him to pieces.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's no reason to think he can't but he probably doesn't care to. It would just piss off Charlie. Lucifer is depressed and lonely, he wants Charlie to show affection for him. He's not trying to be scary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Asmodeus'd
      >At this point what even the fricking point of the sins
      My theory is that the rest of hell castrated itself throughout the centuries, with all the evil and degeneracy concentrated on the pride ring, where the sinners are
      Sinners are pure cancer, while hell denizens are mere humans with quirky attitude

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Angels be like
    >That city full of homosexuals? Better glass them
    >that invading army? Better blind them
    >Those egyptian firstborns? Better kill them

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hated every minute Mimzy was on screen. Also Niffty’s bit is getting old.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's funny is that Vivziepop has said Mimzy is one of her top favorite characters and that she was more interesting to her than Baxter and Crymini, as well as easier to write.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Vivziepop has said Mimzy is one of her top favorite characters
        how does this woman have SUCH SHIT FRICKING TASTE!?!?!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >vivziepop said…
        She also said Millie was one of her favorite characters so I’m going to assume she’s lying

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No no, I could absolutely believe it.
          She doesn't have to write anything for Millie so she's way easier to make scenes for.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gdi it makes sense in a fricked up kind of way

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Pentious is gonna die protecting Cherri Bomb isn't he? Would be based ngl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dies selflessly protecting another
      >Gets redeemed and goes to Heaven

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted Angel Dust to get annoyed with Alastor's dumb fat femoid friend and walk off as well and see what Alastor was doing to Husk in the hallway...

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >introduce 2 characters
    >both universally beloved
    >kill them off not even half way into the first season
    Is Vivziepop moronic?

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick it. leaking picture of God from episode 8. He appears at the very end credits as a stinger for season 2.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that is just a picture of me watching this shit.
      How did you even get that?

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >VIV HAVE CHARLIE HAVE MELODRAMA WITH vegana OVER HER BEING AN ANGEL
    If Charlie actually gets ANGRY at Vaggie for KILLING PEOPLE, When Charlie is literally trying to get a former Mobster who probably killed hundreds of people by shooting them and getting them addicted to drugs, Some 1800s factory owner who probably gave everyone in his city brain-cancer by putting lead in the water or some shit and a cannibalistic serial killer to be nice - Then i will stop defending this show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Episode 5 showed us that Lucifer is a schizo so Charlie being a schizo is perfectly fine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Charlie watching Hell denizens "kill" one another on a day to day basis
      >Charlie: Vaggie how could you!?!
      Charlie goes straight to trash tier if this happens.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HELL IS FOREVER

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait who decides who falls in heaven? That Sera chick seemed concerned for Emily but isn’t she like the head b***h in charge!? Also They don’t even know the reasons people get into heaven?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most likely it's God. It's implied God is very hands-off with what happens in heaven, since they didn't ask him or talk to him that entire time while there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just bad writing.
      >uhh damn the arguments from heaven I wrote down are pretty convincing, lets just have them not have one.
      And this emily chick being that naive, hope her big sis dies and she gets a reality check about how the demons act.
      Gabriel would not be putting up with this shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most likely it's God. It's implied God is very hands-off with what happens in heaven, since they didn't ask him or talk to him that entire time while there

      Adam took away Vaggie’s holo when he and Lute leave her behind.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But my shiphomosexualry aside, seriously, what does this thread give episodes 5 & 6 out of 10?

    I'd give Ep5 like a high7/low8 and Ep6 like a high6/low7

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Episode 5: 6
      It was okay but some of the parts dragged. The only cool scene was when Husker got fricked on by Alastor.
      Episode 6: 10/10
      Adam was based. Emily cucking vaggy was based.
      Simple as.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricked over Adam
    >Fricked over Lucifer
    >Most likely going to frick over Alastor
    Jeez Lilith chill the frick out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know a lot of the fandom thought Lilith x Lucifer were the perfect couple. I wonder how they are taking things now that they are splits.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I know a lot of the fandom thought Lilith x Lucifer were the perfect couple. I wonder how they are taking things now that they are splits.
        It's Eve who did the splitting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I thought people said it was Lilith. I am out of the loop I am not going to get prime for one show. I don’t know why it’s easy as hell to find full episodes of Rick and Morty on YouTube like 10 minutes after the episode airs. But Hazbin is hard as hell I am watching Spanish react channels to just see clips.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Flixtor's official mirrors update every release day
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  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how was it confirmed? did episodes 7 and 8 get released?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Leaker said some stuff about Episode 6 that could not reasonably be guessed ahead of time and which were confirmed.
      Same leaker says that Pentious and "the antagonist" die (in the finale).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and "the antagonist" die (in the finale).
        Wait a minute… Is Nifty actually going to stab Eve to death when it’s revealed she was disguised as Lilith the whole time?
        That could explain everything and why it’s so sudden and humorous.
        >Charlie and co. doesn’t care because they don’t know a thing about Eve, nor do they think there are consequences for killing her, like there is when an no-named angel got killed by an overlord
        >Adam seemingly doesn’t care because he already moved on from Eve so long ago, and he and the angels do not care about sinners. In the ending, we finally see Adam’s face when he’s crying.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am unironically depressed Pentious is going to die. Like they didn't even really do anything with him since his only major plot relevance is dying to save Cherri, you could take him out of the show and only change Cherri managing to save herself and literally nothing else in terms of the wider plot would be significantly altered.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would do anything to have Cherri killed instead to save our special little man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do not worry. It'll work out for our snake boi

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Lucifer's second song was great, wondering if they're gonna set up Lilith as a villain

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So that scene with Husk & Alastor in the hallway basically confirms that Alastor is Lilith/Eve[?]/Roots[?] slave/b***h for some reason yes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But Mommylith is the first demon so every sinner is her slave b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that Husk goes back to goofing off with the rest of the cast like nothing happens, and it isn't brought up or noticed by anyone bothers me some.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Alastor says he'll kill him if he says whatever he knows out loud
        >Doesn't say it out-loud and goes quiet.
        Nah seems fair.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was expecting something small like him still looking rattled, and having Angeldust at least noticed before brushing him off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that even a question at this point?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This fricking hot b***h cucked you
        I would also be mindbroken too if I was Adam

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lilith vanishes seven years ago
      >Alastor returns after an unexplained seven year absence
      Gee anon, I dunno!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But Mommylith is the first demon so every sinner is her slave b***h

      The fact that Husk goes back to goofing off with the rest of the cast like nothing happens, and it isn't brought up or noticed by anyone bothers me some.

      Is that even a question at this point?

      >Lilith vanishes seven years ago
      >Alastor returns after an unexplained seven year absence
      Gee anon, I dunno!!

      So is Alastor doing a 'Will Work-4-PowerLevel' arrangement with the ACTUAL Lilith? Or with the fake one who is really Eve/Root or whoever that its been spoiled is going to be one of the end-game antagonists?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >So is Alastor doing a 'Will Work-4-PowerLevel' arrangement with the ACTUAL Lilith?
        Yes, it's supposed to be a Sweeney Todd reference. Eve somehow took Lilith's place and for some reason Lilith can't just be like hey it's me, so she takes on the Rosie identity.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You'd think they'd spend a little more time on Rosie then, rather than just have her doing a spooky smile in the background of like three scenes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Rosie is being introduced next episode

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The second-to-last episode is too late to introduce a major character like that. She should have been introduced in episode 3 at the meeting of the Overlords. Maybe even taking Zestial's place in meeting Alastor outside the office.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does Adam name all the exorcists? Did he name Lute? That'd be kind of cute. Lute is a cute name. I wonder why Vaggie just accepted the name vegana.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Does Adam name all the exorcists? Did he name Lute? That'd be kind of cute. Lute is a cute name.
      He basically does Genesis 2 again, but instead of rejecting all of the angel daughters, he picks Lute.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fun Fact: Lute is obscure slang, meaning "dickrider".

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Charlie only saved Vaggie because she thought she was a wounded sinner
    Um Chaggiebros and sisters?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chaggie ship has been sunk.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So Charlie never noticed that once a month the c**t she was eating out was dripping golden blood?

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe how badly they fricked up the Vaggie = Angel reveal, I thought it would give her character more interest once they got it out there but the way it was executed and used as a tool for lousy conflict between her and Charlie was so shit. These two episodes were such a huge step backwards it's baffling; and here I thought that the first four episodes, despite being mediocre, were at least making some sort of progress

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I get if she forsook Heaven to help those in Hell but if she was a human in life, but never having been human is just so moronic and removing the characterization she is anti booze to contrast the hedonistic jackassery of Hell was also moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She can also literally spy on anyone who is weaker than her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It goes against the whole redeeming self angle that the show shills but doesn't really let people be willing to be decent in the self-sacrificing way. They could have gone to Hell for petty reasons and simply making the most of persisting existence even in suffering would have been a more interesting take on Hell.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can Alastor kill anyone if only angels can kill demons?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The same way he ripped apart the sharks or how regular sinners kill each other. He can't permanently kill Husk, probably, but he can just make him suffer for as long as he likes. Kinda worse.

      If Vaggie is an angel though, I wonder if she is mostly immune to harm from any hell-dwellers, or if she got de-powered. It would make her bluster in the face of danger a lot more weighty.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Emily is so fricking cute bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine Emily pretending to not know what sex is while she gets Charlie to blush and try to explain it all.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kills chaz
    >kills pentious
    >kills adam
    viv sure knows how to take the best fricking dudse away from us

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What I predict will happen in the finale is that a bunch of sinners will be redeemed by some magic bullshit while a bunch of angels are cast down to hell for being buttholes. Lute is definitely going to hell and being remade into a furry

    sorry Lutebros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well frick, Vaggie stayed humanoid so why can't Lute?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because Vaggie is good and didn't even fall to hell like Lucifer did, they mutilated her and left her there. She is just an angel

        Angels are not considered souls to the laws of physics in Hell so nothing happens to them.

        Lute isn't going to be an angel for much longer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Lute isn't going to be an angel for much longer
          Lute can only exist as an angel, like Lucifer and Vaggie. If Lute stops being an angel, she simply stops being.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There is no overpopulation in hell, angels are just scared because evil is winning. Angels would job to hell if it ever came down to a real war and Sera knows it. Lucifer could probably wreck her in a 1 v 1 fight already

            just like Lucifer!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lucifer doesnt care about hell he just wants to make autistic ducks for the rest of time

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Leaker said he fights in the finale and I believe it. He does care about Charlie and is clearly a moralgay who has just given up at this point. Expect like all the exterminators to job to Lucifer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Moralgay
                Rewatch episode 5 he has a bunch of screws loose.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Makes sense. They've been indirectly getting allies in these eps with Lucifer and Cherri being pseudo recruited as defenders of the hotel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Angels are not considered souls to the laws of physics in Hell so nothing happens to them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No! she will stay on Heaven and will be one of the main antagonists for season 2!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lutebros should be happy for her to be sent to hell. She'll have to stay at the hotel as a main cast member and try to stop being a genocidal maniac

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lute is definitely going to hell
      Yeah. Especially after they had her go full Adam with vulgarity.
      But Hell presumably won't be forever ,so there's that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It would be based if a bunch of exterminators were sent to hell and realized they love being demons because they get to fight all the time instead of once a year

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if emily get raped by adam

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he want to? he already has the perfect lady

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because he hates charlie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Serra'd
      She's such a jackass Serra's one step away from killing him anyway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why does Sera look like a humanoid Stella?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Emily could watch Charlie bath using that angel dimensional window stuff

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me why in the world Amazon thought it was a good idea to give this series, which obviously has alot of shit going in it that would need more time to flesh out, only 8 episodes for one season?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yh we needed the RWBY treatment with 13 episodes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a standard? They're doing the same with Invincible. The episodes of that show are twice as long though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean vivzie pop could have scaled down the story, let’s not pretend she utilizes the time she’s given on story ( we see this on her helluva boss series )

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Alastor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's all I've been thinking about it for days and playing with on paper
      I'm trying to make it less violent but my cannibalism fetish is too much I want him to eat me too (with regeneration of course)
      It's hard to imagine that romancing him is easy so there has to be something in it for him and no I have this Rosie lore to work with too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Female hands typed this, I don't know how i know...I just...do...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes what about it
          Pretty sure girls write like 80-90% of fanfic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want him to bottom tbh. I want to see him become a debauched mess, completely void of control and suffering for it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I kinda wanna mommy him since he's a moma's boy...
          definitely want to clean and file his nails for him since apparently they're atrocious

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Brushing Alastor's teeth while standing him in front of the mirror
            >Forcing Alastor to take a bath and ordering him to raise his arms so you can get his stanky pits.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >the bathwater is nearly black by the time you're done
              Do you think his ears are sensitive...I think they're sensitive and he hates it but if you really start to rub them it feels so good he can't resist
              also since he has mommy issues I imagine he likes a girl with a nice rack...

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do any of the dubs on Prime actually sound good when singing or do they all suck?

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CHARLIE PICKS ANGELbawd TO PRESENT TO THE COURT BUT NOT SIR PENTIOUS.

    Also i thought this show was going to focus more on housing and rehabilitating sinners but it’s just loredumps in between musical numbers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly yeah, I was personally really hoping it’d be about personal growth and deep moments involving the characters, kinda like the Angel dust bits of episode 4. Like just have them remain in hell and deal with that stuff before getting to the heaven stuff in the second season near the end.
      Like JESUS IN A BUS, I swear Vivze was either given a small amount of episodes and had to rush crap or is just moronic and got too excited to have a show.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to modern streaming animation. Show runners have no fricking clue if they will get renewed for multiple seasons so they have to rush out a plot in their 10x22mins of alloted time.

        If they don't you get a Dark Crystal situation where the fricking plot just drops, because Netflix said frick you no second season.

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I truely cannot understand why Sir is in Hell hes not even as disgusting as Angel Dust ffs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He probably had a bunch of orphans die in whatever factory he worked in

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vaggie, your "girlfriend" literally gets kissed, stroked on the cheek, and tucked into bed every night by Alastor. Must be an awkward arrangement for you.

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m really pissed and sad that they’re killing him.

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >We know when a soul arrives
    >We know when they pass divine judgement
    Why not just kill a soul before it gets to Hell then. Seems like it would save everyone a lot of trouble.

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Charlie fricking everyone EXCEPT her girlfriend?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's not actually attracted to Vaggie. They formed some kind of caretaker bond when Charlie saved Vaggie from bleeding out in an alley, but Vaggie is like a bestie she couldn't say no to.

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    charlie and vaggie together is yuri so bad it's homophobic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd never seen a yuri couple fall as flat as this one has with it's audience. Like I never knew that was even possible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Again emily was around for one song and I want more yuri now.

        We get the daddy greyfox chalistar and wholesome freindly yuri with Emily

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So....did Sir Pentious just get raped?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. That or he killed the mood somehow and slithered off managing to avoid rape

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, so? Rape is funny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, it's only serious when it happens to Angeldust.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So Sir Pentious is just the Moxxie of this show, isn't he? Talk about double standards also.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dont compare him to that fricking homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Technically he gave consent to everyone in the bar.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But he wanted to frick Cherri, not those guys.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shouldn't have said that he was having sex with everyone, then. Are they supposed to read his mind to learn that when he said he wanted to have sex with everyone, he didn't actually want that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Whats weird is no woman in that club tried to frick him

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Emily will get to keep Charlie in heaven as her pet so long as she keeps her on a leash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie does not tolerate sinner wiener she only wants divine angel pussy top tier divine angel pussy

      This! Charlie will be such a good pet for her!

      Vag sleeps in the hotel basement while Al is tucking Charlie in upstairs.

      *Emily is tucking Charlie in upstairs.
      Fixed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fools Emily is for a freindship wholesome yuri, and Alostair is for daddy greyfox kino

        We are not emenys

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vag sleeps in the hotel basement while Al is tucking Charlie in upstairs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie does not tolerate sinner wiener she only wants divine angel pussy top tier divine angel pussy

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For someone who doesn't like being touched by others he seems more than happy to get a bit physical with Charlie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Of course. He wants her body and likes touching her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I predict they'll be having sex eventually. If Vag is lucky she might be allowed to watch the virile Radio Stag in action.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I predict that he's going to be revealed to be Lilith's new hubby and that she owns his soul and sent him to the hotel to "protect" her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He wants to cuck Lucifier any way he knows how, and fricking his daughter is the best way.

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the idea that the Sinners are Lucifer's punishment. What do you think of the punishment? On one hand its hell that he has to watch these immortal frickers just waste their afterlives fricking around to the point that he just okayed the exterminations. On the other hand, because he was never allowed into heaven, he was never able to see the good that free will brought.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Since he created hell I feel it makes sense. Like when a dog pees on a rug so you shove their face into it, Lucifer created something that was against God’s will so now he’s banished to stay in that realm even if he regrets it. Paradise Lost basically said the same thing: Lucifer’s an angel. The highest of the angels, He loved god’s light, so being banished from it is the worst punishment you could inflict on him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At this point I’m thinking Heaven is for people who do what they’re told and hell is for people who do whatever they want. That’s the price of free will and why Lucifer is so depressed. He did what he wanted and gave people a choice, and now he lives with everyone else who does what they want, and HELL is what they turned the place in to. It COULD be a better place, but everyone just wants to hurt each other, and every time Lucifer tried telling people “you know you could just NOT be an butthole, right?” they just kept being violent hedonist frickwits, so he eventually oks the extermination plan with the idea maybe enough of them get killed year after year that the place ends up less of a shit hole.

      The real question is how they kill people. Apparently angelic weapons can kill other angels, so what they frick is it about those things that can just wipe an immortal soul from existence? And are souls really immortal if they can be killed? What even is the point of an afterlife if it’s just life 2.0 and eventually someone’s going to kill you dead-dead after enough time? And what the frick is wrong with heaven if they have to hide the nature of the cosmic order that apparently necessitates a yearly fricking slaughter?

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I see we're emily gayging here, what are the chances there's some moronic plot about her being cast into hell?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If that happens then so be it, at least she will have her cute new gf by her side now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Emily looking for any chance to hold Charlie's hand
        Sera do something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her in hell is another Lucifer so not much of a problem for her. Knowing her she would probably start reality bending Hell to be virtuous and good,.

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Goes on date with Emily
    >Hey Vaggie lets stay here for a long time

    The absolute fricking state of Chaggie

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >more than halt a season finished and the hotel has not helped a single person get into heaven, yet alone the entire population.
    Yikes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's been five months in-universe, and nobody else has bothered to check out the hotel, even out of curiosity
      >first episode establishes the extermination being moved up as this crisis that throws Hell into even more chaos, and months later...nothing has changed,
      Needed more episodes or a reallocation of screentime back into the premise/worldbuilding.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They needed an episode of people going to the hotel to take the piss and have Charlie lay down the law that they need to show willingness to repent to be in the hotel.

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >We will never see these two interact
    Frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are these shows even still set in the same universe?

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pentious genuinely goes to Cherry and asks her awkwardly to "Do a sex with him" Cherry snorts happily...dear god that one moment sealed the deal for me, she's going to pitty frick him and end up liking getting SNEKD'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Snake lad is just so damn endearing.

      >Do a sex
      At least he did better than Harry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't there a common trope of the "nerd" that is so massively awkward it turns on the girl and get laid because of it? pretty sure I've seen that trope elsewhere.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Will Pentious get laid before he dies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      b***h is definitely about to get snek'd.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's been out of the game since probably around he had a son, him being awkward about it very cute, especially when he's asking this to a girl who died in her 20's in the 80's. You'd think hed tried to ask her out in the same way as how they did it in his time period lel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But sex before marriage is sinful, as previously established.
      Logically that must mean that he's going to marry Cherri.

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie and Vaggie will always love eachother. Their love is strong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Charlie needs her cleanup crew on hand after a long day of fricking every sinner in hell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No it is not. Vaggie is just a friend to Charlie. That's all.

      >more than halt a season finished and the hotel has not helped a single person get into heaven, yet alone the entire population.
      Yikes.

      Yeah. It's doing absolutely nothing with the halfway-house to redeem people premise. 90% of it is just people messing around doing stupid shit and then singing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Get back to the cuckshed Vaggie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *blocks your path*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who gave you permission to talk Vaggie?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Those are actually extra eyes not a decoration

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how trite this writing is. literally ANYONE can write it.

      >I saw you take a beating like a b***h. That was hot.

      OMG they were MEANT to be. Lesbians should feel SEEN!!

      >inb4 Charlie saw Vaggie save a child
      Yeah, Charlie was happy to see Vaggie show mercy. That's a valid reason, but out of ALL the creatures in hell, there's nothing else that shows why the two of them WOULD be gay with each other.
      What do they have in common? What do they want as a partnership? Do they like the same movies? Music? Food?

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Asmodeus is a b***h
    >Beelzebub is just Vivzie's Kesha fursona
    >Belphegor will be Vivzie's other fursona
    >Mammon is funny but he's also the only bad one because it's hard to envision Greed as being good for smoothbrains who see it and default to capitalism
    >Lucifer dindu nuffin and he's also Alastor Clone #5
    ok bros
    viv already confirmed satan and leviathan are the most traditional ones in terms of design so they're 100% just gonna be a frickhuge sea monster and a roided out imp with mad gains and a pitchfork
    how will she frick them up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The roided out imp is an insecure b***h and is gay
      The frickhuge sea monster keeps getting his body stuck in buildings and everybody points and laughs at him

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how vaggie looks but her exorcist look was really cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like her hair better here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >women with short hair > women with long hair
        Simple as

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What is going on with the top of her head

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's where her hair parts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Adam and Lute seeming just hanging out casually in between purges
          >Lute is in love with Adam
          >Adam still talks about fricking other girls while having deep talks with Lute
          >"I've never had this deep a connection. It's like I don't even see you as a pair of breasts! You're my bro, b***h!"

          Being Lute is suffering.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If we take Adam's words about Vaggie as truth, then doesn't that mean that Adam made the executioners? Which means Adam made Lute? Which means Lute could be seen as Adam's property? Which means Adam could do whatever he wanted with his property...

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does everyone hate her and Chaggie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you mean why?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When there's a canon couple Cinemaphile ALWAYS has to hate one-half of it for self-insert purposes and Vaggie is the easy pick because she's a lesbian. People are going to say she's boring but Emily is barely a character herself and Alastor will never score.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Vaggie is the easy pick because she's a lesbian.
        I would love Charlie and Vaggie to be together, if they didn't push the sexual tension between the other characters onto Charlie more.
        This is China approved lesbian representation.

        Also people remember Vaggie and Angel Dust were shipped together before it became gay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >if they didn't push the sexual tension between the other characters onto Charlie more.
          Charlie doesn't have sexual tension with anyone else. You're just seeing it that way because your brain's been addled by porn.
          >guy says he sees a girl as his daughter
          >"OH MY GODDDD THEY'RE FRICKIIINNNNNGG AHHH"
          >two girls get along after knowing each other for a little while
          >"OH MY GODDDD THEY'RE FRICKIIINNNNNGG AHHH"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Charlie is Emily's property now deal with it, theres nowhere Charlie can run either Emily can abduct her from Hell anytime she feels like it and put inside a nice cute cage for eternity

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Saint Peter is scary, I think it's his skin tone. Anything else would've been fine but the human-ish color but with the lack of features like a nose and ears makes him offputting.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Saint Peter's design is probably the worst, its so bland and generic.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I now support Charmily

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Guess what, Charlie? You're my girlfriend now!
              >Actually, I already have a-
              >Don't be silly! Come on! Let's go be girlfriends!
              >abducts Charlie and flies off-screen

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stop it. I’m starting to like yandere emily

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >if they didn't push the sexual tension between the other characters onto Charlie more.
              Charlie doesn't have sexual tension with anyone else. You're just seeing it that way because your brain's been addled by porn.
              >guy says he sees a girl as his daughter
              >"OH MY GODDDD THEY'RE FRICKIIINNNNNGG AHHH"
              >two girls get along after knowing each other for a little while
              >"OH MY GODDDD THEY'RE FRICKIIINNNNNGG AHHH"

              yeah this is married couple eyes right here.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Shows up
              >Ask satans daugther for a date
              >Kidnapper and mind break goat wife
              >Wholesome yuri knio
              >Cuck traitor
              >Have cute deer sexyman for sharing

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He looks like a q-tip

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            Watching this shit playout in real time is frighteningly surreal.
            It's like 50% of the internet have no experience with human interactions outside of pornography.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate Vaggie. I just think Charlie has better chemistry with literally everybody else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worst voice acting, worst songs, worst designs, worst chemistry, worst girl in general

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no wonder she's being chucked by Emily, she looks especially ugly here

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone notice Lute has literally white skin while the rest of the angels are grey skin?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because Adam picked her.

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile worried that the angels will all look and act demonic and like villains
    >when angels revealed, majority furries
    Every fricking time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Were the cherubs not a fricking indicator of what they could look like?

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They sex every night. After marriage, of course.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also, giving Chairler a toy for there anniversy. how though full

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Emily

      Fools Emily is for a freindship wholesome yuri, and Alostair is for daddy greyfox kino

      We are not emenys

      NO, Emily is for dom pet-play sex with Charlie

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Going to call it now. Lilith and Eve are in lesbians with each other and are going to frick with heaven somehow. Al is their slave.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kino?

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which id worse in terms of bland lesbians?
    Korrasami?
    Or
    Chaggie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Korrasami because there's still time within the show's run to actually do something with Vaggie and Chaggie

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Emily is actually into bad girls and Charlie is the closest thing to a bad girl she has seen in heaven.

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody, absolutely not a single fricking Stellagay is pointing out the obvious similarity between Stella and Serah, dear fricking god

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Heaven/hell being two sides of the same coin has been pretty heavily alluded to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her big bird form shows up for only a second and it doesn't really look like Stell.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She looks EXACTLY like Stella

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am i suppose to feel bad for hell? no adam got a point
    "innocant people" no they are demons and souls from hell the only pure one there is Charlie
    Just lucky charlie arriving and already fricking up shit

  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does Lucifer know this red guy is having sex with his daughter

  127. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did they cut of Vaggie's shins when they took her eye out and cut her wings?
    She was like as tall as Lute in one shot and shorter than Charlie in the next.

  128. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Everybody talking about Charlie x Emily and how they’d cuck Vaggie
    >Peeps talking about how Emily would dom Charlie and do pet play stuff on her
    >Look at the characters in question
    >Two characters sweeter than diabetes
    You peeps seriously think they’d have the guts to cheat on their partner?
    Even if Charlie x Emily became a thing, Charlie would likely leave Vaggie on good terms and remain friends.
    Also speaking of Charlie x Emily, the sex they’d have would just be wholesome and honestly be 90% cuddling, hugging and affectionate smooching.
    Like they both are honestly softie subs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're asking cuck fetishists to think rationally lol. You know which character was confirmed to share Charlie's bed with her? Not Alastor or Emily.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie is genuinely a capital D Demon. You think she would not rock the sheets like a hurricane? Charlie has eaten MILES of carpet!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *Charlie has taken MILES of Radio Demon dick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. Vaggie just deserves death. Like Loona.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the point

      Chalistat is for horny role play.
      Charliemily is whole yuri

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do Vaggie and Charlie have a song they sing together? No.

      This Emily person came out of nowhere and every piece of animation suggests they'd pound clams in front of everyone.

      I don't ship it, I'm just pointing out the obvious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wholesome and honestly be 90% cuddling, hugging and affectionate smooching.
      Jokes on you, that's my fetish!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        zased

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I ain’t complaining jefe. In fact…Respect my bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Basado

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anyone here seriously thinks their going to have Charlie cheating on Vaggie, It's just bants.
      There will be some sort of Episode where Vaggie apologizes for lying and Charlie apologises for probably yelling at her or smth when they get back to hell.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *and Charlie and Vaggie go back to having no chemistry and Vag just being a close friend at best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont like this show but whoever made Emily poped off on the design

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NOPE, YOU WILL HAVE NTR EMILY X CHARLIE YURI SEX AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't give a shit. Carmille's glasses daughter and Velvet might these two.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m just saying it’s honestly unrealistic considering their personalities.

  129. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to FRICK Cherri Bomb

  130. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >twitter users started speculating the Eve replaced Lilith theory
    It's so over for vivzie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is it over for the fat whale? She literally threw that at them at their face, especially with the secret card too

  131. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have prime video, how do I watch?

  132. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Exorcist are the only psychotic angels
    Interesting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With distinctive appearance/uniforms at that.
      And nobody in heaven was wondering what those guys were up to?
      Heaven really could've used multiple episodes of worldbuilding.

  133. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >

    [...]


    Fix'd your glitchy as frick gif.
    You're welcome.

  134. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a feeling that the ending for this season is going to be particularly awful

  135. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if "watched the whole season" anon is going to come back to leak the shit out of season 2 when that is about to premiere or if Vivzie figured out who it is and NDA'd their ass.

  136. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Charlie and emily talk to eachother and share the same beliefs
    "OMG, THEY'RE SO FRICKING! VAGGIEgayS ARE SEETHING RIGHT NOW! ALASTOR WISHES HE HAD THIS CONNECTION!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chemily fans rise up!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Listen bro if your with a girl and some random dude shows up and your girl is lighting up like fireworks around him when he isnt TRYING to get with her, its over boom you lost. Now imagine your a lesbian and with your gf, and some hot babe shows up and gets all her attention and your gf literally cannot shut up about her either, boom its over its fricking over boom.
      I dont Emily having both Charlie and Vaggie as her rape slaves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vaggie lost the moment Alastor walked in, and Charlie swung around and danced with him while fireworks were going off and sparks were flying.

        She lost. It's over for Vaggie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They have complimentary character designs.
      They are both passionate and driven.
      They are a power couple with one being a major player in hell and the other a major player in heaven.
      They hold hands and sing together while looking into each others eyes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Emily is literally Charlie's personality stuck on a different character. Makes for a pretty bland pairing if you nearly exactly the same.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          all the characters are pretty bland

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Better than Vaggie who has no personality

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Vaggie, shut you ugly b***h, shes mine now

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kill Vaggie.
            But Emily has to accept Alastor sleeping in bed with her and Charlie.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >to accept Alastor sleeping in bed with her and Charlie.
              Well he is a guard dog, hope he enjoys sleeping on the end of the bed near their feet

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No. He sleeps right next to Charlie, or her on top of him.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >ONLY I CAN SLEEP WITH CHARLIE KNOW YOUR PLACE SINNER

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Vaggie
      Also, just have fun you prude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and?

      Would episode 1 have ended in Charlie getting abducted if it was Emily she was gonna speak to in the angel building?
      >Oh you want sinners in heaven huh thats so weird but you gotta see heaven first so come with me ok
      >Well actually I have hote
      >Nonsense, lets go already
      >Um whats that?
      >*locks collar on her*
      >You are so cute! You are mine now forever and ever we are gonna have so much fun!
      >No wait please I hav-
      >Your in heaven now cutie and your gonna stay here for good hahahahaha
      >No someone help me please!
      >Time for some divine punishment
      >Is that a strapon? Where did you AAAAAAAAAAAHHH

      This is what SHOULD have happened...

  137. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My head canon is that the musical numbers are caused by the ambient magic of the afterlife and humans just have to get used to them randomly happening after they die. Like you are just living in hell and then done day you burst out into a perfectly themed song and someone has to explain to you this happens at least once a month

  138. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Really now. Did Viv REALLY think she would scare off Charlastor shippers? The entire episode is basically "your daughter calls me daddy too."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It amazing the biggest treat was adding another love intrest, only to help cuck vaggie more

      Also Emily and Alisastor shared a threesome with Charlie.

  139. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question, is the devil actually changing reality during his musicals?

  140. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >one discussion is about Vaggie fricking Lute into submission
    >the other is this
    This show has the most bipolar fanbase

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do... Do redditors not know that homosexuality is a sin?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you screenshotting a twitter post and forcing us to see a childs opinion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its obviously the Demon/Angel aspect that she hates.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      man, it's like bad guys are bad or something?
      Who'd have thought.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They know what religion this show's heaven is based on, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a twitter post, they really don't, let alone know the context of it too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I find it hilarious that they're complaining about Disney when that company has been pandering to their asses for years and it's gotten so severe that most of the movie releases in the past few years have been bombs because the actual majority of the population is getting sick of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If gay shit is wrong, why do all the humans that get to heaven look gay?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        look gay = gay
        are you...yknow...moronic?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of them look like they're designed from pride parades.

  141. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Jeanne d'Arc part of Adam's right-wing Heaven death squad that murders out of existence the human sinner of hell? Probably not.

  142. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish someone would put Vaggie out of her misery

  143. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chamillie memery and Chaggie hate contrarianism aside. This fricking scene, that reprise to hell is forever, I genuinely smiled and thought it was pretty fricking neato.

  144. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would episode 1 have ended in Charlie getting abducted if it was Emily she was gonna speak to in the angel building?
    >Oh you want sinners in heaven huh thats so weird but you gotta see heaven first so come with me ok
    >Well actually I have hote
    >Nonsense, lets go already
    >Um whats that?
    >*locks collar on her*
    >You are so cute! You are mine now forever and ever we are gonna have so much fun!
    >No wait please I hav-
    >Your in heaven now cutie and your gonna stay here for good hahahahaha
    >No someone help me please!
    >Time for some divine punishment
    >Is that a strapon? Where did you AAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  145. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Exorcist angels have yellowish/green 'blood'
    So are Vaggie and Lute and so forth even like 'normal divine beings' or are they literally just clone-troopers?

  146. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid fat angel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was funny how the blood only appeared when she put on the mask, implying it's some sort of projected/holographic effect she does to look more fearsome.

  147. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Theory time
    >Lillith is in contact with Eve at the Garden of Eden
    >Eve has become one with the tree of Knowledge, giving her deeper insight into the nature of the universe
    >Lillith is a true believer in Charlie's dream and wants to prove to God it's possible, so God challenges her to redeem a soul from Hell
    >However, it must be Charlie who does the legwork as she is the only one untainted by the first mistakes
    >The reason Alastor was seemingly able to frick shit up from the get go is because he made a deal with Lillith
    >Lillith cashes in his soul contract and tells him he has to make the hotel succeed

  148. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I can't find anything wrong with Adam's argument. If Angel Dust was worth going to heaven he would be their already.
    Has Adam been wrong about anything? I can't think of anything.
    Also why does Adam know who Angel Dust is?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adam uses the heaven portals to watch porn in hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This show relies on your own personal biases, whatever those may be, against Christianity to fill the blanks to get to the point that the Angels are in the wrong in the situation. But Charlie's logic could easily be picked apart by anyone if they didn't write the characters so one-dimensionally/sided.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gee. It’s almost like Satanist want to say that Adam, the image of GOD, is wrong, and claim Satan is the good guy.

        >everyone in hell is gay degenerates
        I dunno, sounds pretty Christian to me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Saint Peter seemed pretty gay in his musical number. And they would've brought it up with Angel Dust during the trail.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is in charge of the exterminations, works at the hell embassy, and Angel Dust is literally one of the most famous entertainment stars in hell. Even if Adam only actually sets foot in hell once every year for the exterminations, he's probably at least seen a commercial or poster.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gee. It’s almost like Satanist want to say that Adam, the image of GOD, is wrong, and claim Satan is the good guy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I forget it's name but there's a series about the bible in production rn, Which is going to be on Amazon prime.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's a shit ton of bible media that talks about how good Jesus and Abraham is good.

        Viv's hell verse doesn't tell ANY story any good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean i still cant see anything wrong with the argument.
      "innocant souls" no they are demons and sinners with only charlie being a oure one.
      i dont care for hell rebeling i to wouldnt want bunch of degens in heaven

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What Charlie wants is so vague too. Why does she want to redeem sinners? Why specifically have them go to hell. Shouldn't she be advocating for angels to do something about buttholes like the V's, specially Valentino. Or working to fix what's essential soul slavery in Hell to prevent cases like Angel Dust from happening in the first place.
      In fact if that was the case, then Charlie's ire should be aimed at her mom and dad for making it that Hell is in the shitter in the first place. After all Lucifier created the place himself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Be Lucifer
        >Kicked out of heaven into some empty space
        >Lol Im bored
        >*creates the rings of hell*
        >Lol Im bored
        >*creates demons*
        >Almight Jackass dumps the bad souls into your new dmimension cant tell him to stop

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But Lucifier doesn't want to rule over the demons, he wants to rule over the sinners. Which is why they can't leave the pride ring in the first place.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She just wants the senseless killing to stop, maybe she thinks she can help fix the rest of the issues if they didn't have a yearly event that would wipe out any progress.
        She's also quite a bit naive to the point where I dont think she really understands that Hell is meant to be punishment for people fricking up while they were alive.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But even if the Angels all decided to stop exterminating people the killing still wouldn't stop. There would still be people "killing" and torturing each other in Hell like Overlords. But Charlie isn't trying to stop that kind of violence that is practically endless since you can't die. It's like that kind of suffering doesn't even register for her.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Growing up in hell probably desensitized her to just how truly awful that shit is.
            Like walking past people literally eating each other just warrants a “ew!” from her, and she continues on.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If no one can die a lot of the horrible stuff in hell actually does seem less horrible to me. Valhalla was considered "heaven" to vikings because you could fight as much as you want and be fine in the end. Exterminators would probably be happier as demons

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That’s a good fricking point. She’s too much of a bleeding heart to think shit like owning souls and all the other shit they do in hell is ok, so why is the line people ending up dead-dead? And how many people in hell just walk up to the executioners and embrace oblivion because it’s better than being someone like Valentinos frick puppet?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does she want to redeem sinners?
        She literally says so in the first episode: she thinks the exterminations are a chore for the angels and is done due to hell being overpopulated, so by reducing hell's population via redemption the angels wouldn't have to perform that chore and hell would stop being overpopulated

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >overpopulated
          The first episode Charlie states it done because the Angels are afraid that the demons will eventually overpower them if they're too many of them. They sort of fricked up their own story in the first 30 seconds of the show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Also why does Adam know who Angel Dust is?
      Either he's been spying on the hotel or he watches hell porn.

  149. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting more of the social media b***h? She is hot. Love her voice.
    I bet she would cuck Vaggie also.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m sure we’ll see more of the monster high doll

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >social media b***h?
      Velvette

  150. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else get Genie vibes from Lucifer in his song?

  151. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming season 1 ends with Emily and some other sympathetic Angels saving the Hotel and fricking over Adam and Lute, I want to write a fanfic where Lute gets thrown to earth for her sadism and meets a self-insert MC-kun [Me]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to write a fanfic where Lute gets thrown to earth for her sadism and meets a self-insert MC-kun [Me]
      Give me 50k and I will animate it for you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Write a fanfic where Lute gets thrown down to hell and becomes enslaved by Val

  152. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make the next thread a Lute thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *Chemily thread
      Fixed

  153. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m kind of tired of Charlie to be honest…b***h is just a buffoon and not even in a charming way

  154. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So Lucifer made a call to get Charlie a meeting with Heaven.

    It's over Adam's head, and Sera would have refused if she had the power to.

    So who did he call if not God?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His brother Michael.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Sera thinks that Lucifer is "involved" she has no idea the dude is a broken mess.
      She assumes that if she blows him off he will start shit. She has the meeting in order to say that she did try to accommodate him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sera maybe. She would have accepted as just a formality, even if she always intended to reject Charlie, since they need to arrange exterminations with him.

        Lucifer is powerful enough for heaven to not want him to decide to get involved and let a rebellion against them. That's the whole purpose of the exterminations. They don't kill hellborns specifically because he said not too

        Okay, but if Lucy is so strong Heaven doesn't want to agitate him, how did he fall in the first place?

        There has to be a force that trumps him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They have no idea what is going on, that was revealed in episode 6

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Michael banished Lucifer personally in the war in heaven

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sera maybe. She would have accepted as just a formality, even if she always intended to reject Charlie, since they need to arrange exterminations with him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer is powerful enough for heaven to not want him to decide to get involved and let a rebellion against them. That's the whole purpose of the exterminations. They don't kill hellborns specifically because he said not too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Emily picked up the phone first, and Sera just couldn't say no at that point. But seriously, little shit like this adds up, cause she could've easily just denied bringing her up there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably angel autism, they couldnt just deny a request from a fellow high ranking angel on matter how much he fricked up unless Big G said so.

  155. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its amazing how fast Charmily blew up

  156. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >/Our Guy/ Metatron and /Our Gal/ Jeanne d'Arc made cameos as having the top 5 kill counts in Heaven extermination squad kill counts in Hell
    Adam, the first man, kneels to his rival team. He cannot compete.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam, the first man, kneels to his rival team. He cannot compete.
      I don't think he goes down for exterminations himself. Just is in charge of them.

  157. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda don't want Sir Pentious to get with Cherri. Shes a super messy b***h.

  158. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lute, my love. If Adam doesn't appreciate you, I will. Pls. I haven't even sinned for almost an hour.

  159. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    STACILY will mog KElastor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TOTAL ALASTOR DEATH
      CHARLIE BELONGS TO THE SERAPHIM PUSSY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It literally looks like they are standing ona wedding cake
        Also
        >Boy Emily just loves holding hands with Charlie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This show is so fricking rushed.

        This b***h showed up in literally 5 minutes of screen time and is already best friends with Charlie.

        Heaven should have been a 2 parter. The Overlords should have been a background focus for the B or C plot every episode.

        They literally skipped from 6 months out from the extermination to FRICKING 1 MONTH LEFT.

        There are so many plotlines they have to wrap up in 2 episodes and I can tell some of them are going to suck
        >Val owning Angel
        >Alastor owning Husk
        >Alastor being a potentially bad actor to Charlie's plan as well as the antagonist of another supporting character
        >Alastor vs Vox rematch
        >The Vee's plan to attack Heaven
        >How Carmilla killed an angel
        >How does Carmilla have daughters/her relationship with the oldest overlord
        >Lillith
        >Lucifer apparently tried the rehab idea before
        >Sir Pentious and Cherri bomb (seeing as the leak says he dies saving her which at this point is max cuck behavior from him"
        >Mipsy, that fat b***h from Alastor's past, what was her fricking deal besides chiming in a song

        Vaggie's angel reveal had such little weight to it because WE DON'T FRICKING KNOW THE b***h. Also, why is she Mexican? like not in a "le woke hater" way but why does an angel curse in spanglish?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I hope velvet survives

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She is "friends" with Charlie because she likes her, she completely ignores Vaggie during the entire musical segment and basically doesnt seem to notice she even exists until Adam points it out. You know what they say
          >Got their eyes on the prize

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, Viv already said its a 4 season show, All these plotlines probably AREN'T and don't HAVE TO be resolved in the next two episodes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone who had a fricking song dedicated to them needs a fricking resolution by the end of season

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >these main characters need their stories wrapped up by the end of the first season!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Viv already said its a 4 season show
            >1 season is 8 episodes
            >8 x 4 = 24
            >the entirety of the show could be only one season in other shows
            I want more, but past experience tells me that a show ending before it kills itself is better. Look at your Cowboy Bebops, Avatar: The Last Airbenders, The Mandalorians and Andors, Calvin and Hobbes. I want more, but I how that what we get keeps the quality high

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >in other shows
              in the 90s

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >8 x 4 = 24
              Anon i..........It's 32

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then they shouldn't devote such screentime to them and away from whatever they consider the main conflict of the first season to be.
            They're setting up (maybe) for the future at the expense of what's currently airing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She said that about helluva and how it will have 4 seasons.

            Did she also say she wants Hazbin to have 4? I remember she said she needs at least 3 seasons back in an ancient livestream from 2017.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >why does an angel curse in spanglish?
          Maybe she was pretending to be a Latina sinner or was a Latina on earth before becoming an angel/exorcist?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Its weird how it hasn't clarified if the exorcist angels are ex-humans like Adam or natural born angels like Sera and Emily.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ditto, they might be waiting so they can do a reveal of some kind though.

  160. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure people have been saying this already, but I just watched the two new episodes and I want to make a post now for posterity, yes Alastor is going to be chained to Lilith, but additionally the reason he leaned so hard into the surrogate father stuff in ep 5 is because Lilith didn't think he was a good father and spent the last 7 years talking about how that's Lucifer's biggest insecurity

  161. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Lute is literally
    >"OH NO! SHE'S HOT!"

  162. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Emily won
    Alastor jobbed
    Vaggie lost

  163. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We may see azrael

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats azazel you fricking illiterate. why am i even typing this, you won't be able to read it properly.

  164. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what is the point of the conflict in the series if there's a literal "root of all evil" character that's separate from literally every other character we've met so far?

    God could you imagine they kill the motherfricker and every villain and butthole just magically turns good or some shit lmao

  165. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >emilygays are only using her to dunk on other ships
    I guess she really was stale.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keep seething Vaggiegay, you are just mad an angel girl completely chemistry mogged your boring ugly b***h!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >1 episode is mogging
        >barely even talked 1 to 1
        lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Okay moronic vaggiegay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not wanting Charlie to start a harem
      Man, you're really not thinking enough

  166. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine all the women that creamed when they saw this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have to imagine because that was me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the bathwater is nearly black by the time you're done
        Do you think his ears are sensitive...I think they're sensitive and he hates it but if you really start to rub them it feels so good he can't resist
        also since he has mommy issues I imagine he likes a girl with a nice rack...

        I kinda wanna mommy him since he's a moma's boy...
        definitely want to clean and file his nails for him since apparently they're atrocious

        Alastor-anon[s] please!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >all three of those (you)s are me
          Nice.
          There's a lot more horniness where that came from I haven't jerk offd yet today

  167. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Sir Pentious dies I'm killing myself. Your move, Viv.

  168. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did Adam say the "you're gonna help sinners" line from the trailer yet? If not he might've been talking about Emily

  169. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So are we all in agreement that Niffty willingly sold her soul to Alastor because he's a "bad boy"?

  170. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man just get to the last two episodes already, I need to see how this ends and get it over with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about season 2
      Anon, I...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know, that's far from being finished though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Um, see you all in two years?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What happens in Season 2?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently viv says it has a focus on the hotel staffs backstories/Angels family, and Lute will be the antagonist

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Angels family
            I don't give a shit about that dumb spider frick. He's one note. Let him be a b***h.

  171. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need to see art of Lute getting DEMONED for one of Valentino's pornos. I guess I'll draw it myself.

  172. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought saint peter was going to actually be an old dude until i remembered I was watching a vivziepoop show.

  173. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im no lesbian but Im certain if a girl your talking to starts mirroring exactly what you do its serious sexually aroused body language. Emily completely mirrors Charlie during the musical segment.

  174. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got a better idea, dump the sinners into extragalactic space(the space between galaxies), they will never ever cause trouble again and hell will be better, problem solved.

  175. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did vaggie have her mask off during the extermination that got her de-angel'd?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To show us how ugly she really is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The same reason why when the king of Norway tried to Invade England he didn't wear his, He didn't want to frick up his braided vikang hair Got domed with an arrow through the eye in the first pitched battle of the campaign

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That'll teach her:

      ?t=53

  176. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was really hoping the reason Lucifer is omega fricked is he is constantly energy drained from protecting his part of Hell from turf wars and his daughter. So he operates at half power level and makes deals with Overlords to keep them safe from Angel attacks, which explains why Lucifer isn't an active Overlord and his relutance to fight back against Heaven is explained right there too. Nerfed to keep the peace.

  177. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually funnier for everyone to job to Lucifer in the finale if he's a depressed divorced dad who spends all day creating toys

  178. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dump all your Lucifer stock, he isn't an active Overlord.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought overlords were specifically powerful human souls turned demon, and the rulers of each ring were higher in power level

  179. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So if Adam is killed that means no one in frick is Sera letting any sinner into heaven right?

  180. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My copium is that if Adam dies, he turns into a demon and becomes part of the main cast - he needs to redeem himself to get back into Heaven. Or at the very least a side character.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like I said I think a bunch of angels will be turned into demons for being evil. Adam will die for real though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam becomes a demon
      >Lute stands over him with her weapon drawn
      >Adam looks at lute and smiles and softly says
      >Hell is forever and its supposed to suck
      >A single tear falls down Lute's face as she perma kills adam.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He NEEDS to be corrected by Niffty!

  181. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just another western animation that finds a way to fumble an interesting premise and set of characters, totally wasting its potential.

    Why the frick does it need to have eight episode seasons? Why the frick did the episodes have to be 24 minutes? The plot is blowing through at the speed of sound and each episode continues to introduce new characters that will never find the time of day to receive an arc or even decent characterization.

    Next week we're going to get the season final, it'll probably end on a dumbass cliffhanger that will in all likelihood be resolved five minutes into S02E01, and then we're going to be all set to wait another two to three years for a further paltry eight episodes.

  182. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What, they can't play paddy cake?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Come on Emily... you will enjoy it too...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Emy engages in "Diplomacy" with Charlie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          did you draw this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Did you draw this or did you edit it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            did you draw this

            ...maybe... (ツ)

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Need more! (Please)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yessss!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh god vaggie realizing she's fricking two of the same girl is hilarious

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit I recognize those line strokes, the detail, the slightly on-model yet changed style! I know who you are "Anon", don't worry your secret is safe with me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have no clue who they are but I think it's funny how everyone I know who draws or writes well always end up on Cinemaphile
            This is really the only place anyone can discuss media and characters honestly anymore
            God forbid if you talk about wanting Alastor to frick you up on Twitter you'll get whiny overweight b***hes calling you out for "acephobia"

  183. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dat harmony.

  184. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >adam has demon teeth
    >never takes his mask off

    is he already a demon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam died and was slotted for Hell
      >Sera or some other power that be put him in Heaven
      >It would be bad optics for the first human to go to hell.

      So Hell was rising up and thats why the first extermination happened? Who was leading the charge? Lillith?

  185. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just to clear something up, Adam has NOTHING to say about the fact Lucifer/Charlie are the reason his wife left him AND that he got sin in his body/mankind because of Charlie's father? Adam could've have better chemistry as seething over anything Lucifer related in his proximity.
    >Durr he hates demons
    He didn't shit on Charlie and her family in any episode. He could've and should've insulted Lucifer's family way more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For someone who has been hurt personally by Lillith and Lucifer, Adam had very little to say regarding it.

      Like he didn't even ask Charlie what her mom was up to or shit talk her p2mswdad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just to clear something up, Adam has NOTHING to say about the fact Lucifer/Charlie are the reason his wife left him AND that he got sin in his body/mankind because of Charlie's father? Adam could've have better chemistry as seething over anything Lucifer related in his proximity.
        >Durr he hates demons
        He didn't shit on Charlie and her family in any episode. He could've and should've insulted Lucifer's family way more.

        >The twist with Lilith is that she is Eve in disguise
        >Adam as we know him doesn’t reveal his face nor seems properly proportional.
        >We know Adam has used technology to interact with Hell from the distance.
        So the Adam they’re dealing with is a robotic imposter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For someone who has been hurt personally by Lillith and Lucifer, Adam had very little to say regarding it.

      Like he didn't even ask Charlie what her mom was up to or shit talk her p2mswdad.

      Could Adam be a puppet with the real one being in Heaven, piloting the robot from a safe distance.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There have been theories that Adam isn't actually Adam, yeah, but honestly I think Viv is just that stupid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Like you would think a stereotypical dick like Adam would brag to Charlie about fricking her mom, right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Could Adam be a puppet with the real one being in Heaven, piloting the robot from a safe distance.

          Adam having eaten the apple and becoming a sinner is a way to prove him wrong about never making a mistake. Though if the leak is true then none of this matter.

  186. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"VIV IS GOING TO DO 'HEAVEN IS LE BAD', SO FRICKING CLICHE, THIS WILL KILL THE SHOW"
    >She dosen't do that and all the Angels and 'winners'/saints and basically everyone asides from Sera and Adam seemingly would be/are disturbed to learn about exterminator Angels.
    >"Heh well...Show's still mid anyway..."
    Viv won

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Read the Bible. Heaven would promote exterminations.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Read the Bible. Heaven would promote
        This is not the semitic israelite cult heaven, Vivzie has already stated this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Then don’t use israeli characters and literal Apostles, Viv.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Saint Peter is in the show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This episode actually helped recontextualize the sinners/winners thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So what did the winners in heaven think was going on with their loved ones that didn't make it there?
      Did they just think "well it's chill my loved ones are burning for eternity in hell"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh well they probably know that their in hell, But 'hell' in this universe when the exterminations aren't happening is basically just 'the bad part of town' or essentially an inter-galactic prison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anything evil in heaven wouldn't be allowed by God so the exterminator Angels being allowed to do there shit is obviously supported by God which means he is now evil.
      The other problem is everyone in heaven acting that anyone that isn't there aren't fricked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God don't plan on Lucifer fricking up his perfect garden. Adam having a right wing Angel death squad that only operates in Hell isn't God's problem if he isn't watching Hell 24/7.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >God don't plan on Lucifer fricking up his perfect garden.
          Yes, but that happened on Earth, in the physical realm, not in heaven, in the spirit realm, and it happened quick. Same case when more angels took human form on Earth and fricked human women. God always became quickly aware who pulled shit but only after the damage had already been done so it's nonsensical to think God's not aware of what an entire army of angels is doing every year when he is actually giving his stamp of approval.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > God didn't plan on...
          Going to stop you there.
          God is Omniscient.
          He knows everything that will happen, including all permutations of every consequence that will result from his own actions, across the entire expanse of time and history.
          There is no way for his designs to be stymied by anything, or to go awry due to circumstance.
          This means that everything terrible that occurs is either part of his intention or knowingly permitted by him.
          There is no way around this truism.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Buddy, it's a TV show. God is Viv.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yup Christcucks get all sorts of flustered when you bring up the "Book of Job" and how the Judeo-Christian God not only is in control and instructs Satanael to go down and kill Jobs family and cause inmense amount of suffering just to prove a fricking point. And later it is clearly stated that ALL Good and Bad things are because God deemed them so. Genocide? God allows it. Child Abuse? God allows it. Lucifer's "fall and rebellion"? God allowed it. Inb4 Christcucks use the miracle of reinterpretation to try to circular logic this

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              God permits it under their free will. In fact, it was the wife inviting the Devil in by pushing Job into doubt and trying to make him curse God. Thus, creating wages of sin that endangers their household.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This show hasn't confirmed whether there is a god in this universe yet.

        >Viv already said its a 4 season show
        >1 season is 8 episodes
        >8 x 4 = 24
        >the entirety of the show could be only one season in other shows
        I want more, but past experience tells me that a show ending before it kills itself is better. Look at your Cowboy Bebops, Avatar: The Last Airbenders, The Mandalorians and Andors, Calvin and Hobbes. I want more, but I how that what we get keeps the quality high

        The 8 episode season shit is entirely the result of it being on a streaming service and not indie.
        The entire point is that streaming services want you to be binging these shows over and over and over again
        8 episodes, All ~20 minutes long, All watched together is realistically the same as watching a mid-length movie.

        If anything RWBY and RT were kinda ahead of the curve on that realisation as iirc they just started selling completed seasons as 'completed' versions where every episode was cut together with all the credits and intros removed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the monster can
          >immediately hear the audio from that video when the lady says, "bottoms up and the devil laughs"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is there even a god? The intro to episode 1 seems to imply the angels are the creator beings and that evil is also some elementary force, and the fact Lucifer gave Eve the apple is what allowed evil to make its way to earth, even though things already seemed kind of shitty with Adam being a dickbag and Lilith having enough free will to frick off and hang with Lucifer.

          Was earth originally intended to some sort of Angel breeding ground to create troops for the eternal war between good and evil? And why did giving eve the apple create hell? Or is that just what we know as the pride ring and the other rings already existed as part of the original element of evil?

          Are dead humans in heaven actual angels, or just not-sinners? And where the frick do souls come from if they are things that can die?

          Read what says in Sera's sheet

  187. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer lost
    Adam lost
    Alastor ???
    Velvet > Crappie Vaggie
    Lute is a realistic IRL bully hiding behind the bigger bully
    Not all angels in Heaven hashtag Call Metatron To Fix This

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor has the same autistic brain-wrinkles as Gaara in Naruto where his dick dosen't work, So he's just out of the running by default.

  188. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    loser baby is the only good song so far, the rest are just plot points that barely rhyme.
    what a shame.

  189. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be some moronic jannie
    >be upset there's more than one Hazbin thread a few hours after the launch of new episodes
    >hazbin threads have great interest and maxing out at a rapid pace
    >pruned or deleted
    You can help fix this janny's butthurt by posting more threads about [the same old fricking shit].
    Don't forget to talk about how much you'd like to frick Wilma Flintstone for the ten millionth time or how that Wish movie doesn't make any fricking sense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a few hours after the launch of new episodes

  190. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >By the end of the summer there will be girls rockin the Lute/Vaggie Exterminator haircut
    Think of the cosplay porn

  191. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give me your best theories and how it's decided who goes to hell and who goes to heaven in the first place in this verse.

    I imagine Vivzie will come up with some mega bullshit reveal if this show doesn't get cancelled before she can.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well its actually quite simple, the red and black people go to hell and the white and blue people go to heaven so the aesthetics are maintained

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Commit horrible sins like murder, rape, do drugs, or more while alive? Straight to Hell.
      Live a life with none of that? up you go to Heaven.
      Simple as.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hell in this setting is like jail according to Vivzie, So you go to Hell if you commit crimes that are felonies in most c**ts and don't feel bad about it or repent when your alive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Star wars (force ghost) logic. repent at death go to heaven.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't sin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think to get to heaven not only do you have to do good deeds but you have to believe in god in some capacity, be it the christian god or any god
      Faith is probably a big part of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it's going to be some shit like your soul has to feel that it deserves going to heaven, which would explain how Adam is there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Commit horrible sins like murder, rape, do drugs, or more while alive? Straight to Hell.
      Live a life with none of that? up you go to Heaven.
      Simple as.

      The exterminators can only kill Sinners. Vaggie wouldn't kill a kid...the kid wouldn't be a target if he was Hellborn.

      It's very unlikely the kid earned being in Hell the usual way.

      I agree there must be something going on, BUT, it's also clear that many of the Sinners *were* bad people, too.

      The biggest reveal of Episode 6 is that Sinners CAN be redeemed, per Angel's action. I also think this means that the Virtuous in Heaven can also become evil - e.g. Adam.

      Souls can be redeemed, souls can also be corrupted. The issue is that there's no post-death divine judgment to balance the scales.

  192. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even a god? The intro to episode 1 seems to imply the angels are the creator beings and that evil is also some elementary force, and the fact Lucifer gave Eve the apple is what allowed evil to make its way to earth, even though things already seemed kind of shitty with Adam being a dickbag and Lilith having enough free will to frick off and hang with Lucifer.

    Was earth originally intended to some sort of Angel breeding ground to create troops for the eternal war between good and evil? And why did giving eve the apple create hell? Or is that just what we know as the pride ring and the other rings already existed as part of the original element of evil?

    Are dead humans in heaven actual angels, or just not-sinners? And where the frick do souls come from if they are things that can die?

  193. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New thread when?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Already made but aforementioned moronic jannie keeps deleting them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jannie is an angry vaggie fan

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing better for your site than having some butthurt homosexual going around stifling organic conversation just because he doesn't personally like it, and remember they DO IT FOR FREE!

  194. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer is extremely disappointing. It was either extremely charismatic or evil. We got cucked Lucifer, a divorced dad. He has no chemistry with Overlords who rule in his cuck shed absence, no one respects him, and we aren't given an idea of how strong he is. Satan could save this, though, as Lucifer is a fallen angel often blamed for controlling the snake that gave Eve&Adam the apple. Satan is a pure Law bro angel who is tasked with testing man's piety personally by God, throwing those who fail into Hell after they die. Satan is Heaven's gatekeeper.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he fit being the embodiment of pride

  195. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cherri Dies
    >Charlie comforts Angel Dust

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cherri dies
      she's a throwaway character honestly. they replaced her with Husk and now she's just a background party girl with no real issues we're gonna see.

  196. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Show now can do fuuniest thing by making heaven klill Emilie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed, Vaggie, you're drunk.

  197. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My theory?
    Alastor somehow someway kills Lilith. Someone asks him why? Alastor says some shit like “I hate being forced to and sing and dance like some sort of circus clown!” and takes her power becoming the main antagonist. When Alastor does this, singing in the show stops. Lilith powered hell with her songs, what if the reason singing happens in the show is because of Lilith pulling the strings.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That would honestly be kino. Imagine the next time someone tries to sing post Lilith’s death, they can’t get the lyrics out and there’s no music that magically plays

  198. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed both episodes.

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