He definitely kept the ring

He definitely kept the ring

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he starring in a movie directed by a renowned child rapist?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that every movie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could it with the antisemitism.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your dads a movie director?

        kek

        That’s every director

        based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s every director

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your dads a movie director?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they keeping all the sex in the new Toxie movie???

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like The Penguin.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I was going to say that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you didn't.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like The Penguin.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like The Penguin.

      I mean it's the exact same makeup they gave Danny DeVito. Did they think they'd actually get away with it?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SCAB!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't this being directed by Macon Blair of "I don't feel at home in this world anymore" fame? Cause that movie was pretty great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, idk wtf

      Why is he starring in a movie directed by a renowned child rapist?

      is talking about

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"I don't feel at home in this world anymore" fame? Cause that movie was pretty great.
      Yeah it was pretty good

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are more emotionally fragile than at any point in the past 40+ years, so a Troma movie, especially the Toxic Avenger, should be an easy thing to pull off.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they finally give lloyd kaufman the big payout he wanted to remake his movie, or did he just get desperate enough to stay relevant and in the cultural lexicon to let them do it for cheap

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they trying to top the original? Its going to be lame as hell. They NEED to remake Nuke Em High vol 2 with Riley Reid

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    batman from 10 years ago called and wanted their penguin back LOL
    edit: wtf burtons films wasn't from 10 years ago
    edit: damn it's already 30 years ago
    edit: tnx for the Cinemaphile pass

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know they were doing this.
    Why in the fuck is Peter Dinklage playing Toxie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe another actor plays the big buff version of toxie and Dinklage plays him before he transforms

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Midge Toxie.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh…I don’t like that

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's just danny devito's penguin

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should make a clone movie with harry Potter and Culkin.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great. Now they are going to ruin the Toxic Avengers.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BODY TALK
    BODY TALK

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a trans speedrunner.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I look like him. Fuck baldness.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you looked like that, why on earth would you grow any hair on the top? If you aren't keeping your shit shaved or buzzed, you got problems.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a weird relationship with my hair. Had them long (past my shoulders) since I was a kid, now I'm 30.
        I'm not *that* bald yet, but I can assure you I'm so damn close. I can't stand looking at myself in pictures.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you can't stand looking at yourself in pictures, I got news for you: you ARE that bald now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see this kind of sentiment with a lot of guys who have shitty thin/balding hair but are still so desperate for their youthful hair they hold onto what they have despite looking like shit to everyone around them. Go to reddits bald forum, there's a lot of guys who post before and after pics when they finally take the plunge to shave and they all look so much better shaved.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do too but I'm shorter than Elijah Wood

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pissfilter with all blues turned to teal
    not watching a film by people who dont give a shit about cinematography

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