he did nothing wrong

he did nothing wrong

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was simply trying to liberate his people from the tyrannical Barbies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      much like Cesar and Napoleon, he was too ambitious for his own good

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He made the tranny Barbie feel special. Our guy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Straight up sis this a win for us

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >used to work with a hot girl who sometimes wore glasses
        >always made fun of her when she did
        why didn't i think of this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because she only wore it sometimes

          fuck her, you're better off anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Granted this is a clip , but he seems like hes being a nice guy here. Keep in mind I #1 did not see the movie and #2 am emotionally retarded.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Straight up sis this a win for us

          Yeah, but women seem to think that everything nice that men do for them is just to get in their pants, never mind if its just being nice for the sake of being nice.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you be nice to a woman if you didn't think it was helping you get a chance to root her? Family relations excepted, of course. You have a duty to help family.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because you can feel bad for a woman having a hard time, motivating you to do something to make her feel better, simple as that. The same for a guy. As for the tranny of the movie, it counts as both cases.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol that's what men think. God forbid you're just being nice to a guy, they immediately think you want them

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is the only reason I would be paying any attention to a woman yes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't see the movie and don't plan to, but that's a cute clip

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His voice was so obvious. This movie tried way too hard to be progressive. They pretend this guy is a woman, and they pretend that obese Barbie is cute.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't even realise that was a tranny as every other woman other then muh queen robbie is ugly and mutted of appearance.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >of appearance.
          Are you deaf? It's blatantly obvious when he opened his mouth.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Women sound very masculine and nearly always semi retarded these days. I just can't tell anymore which are men and which are just bad quality women. It doesn't help that every woman other then Margot in the film are all ugly which stops the tranny from standing out particularly at least to me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Margot's husband produced the movie and Margot had a strict policy of not allowing hot women to be around her. See Birds of Prey

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love the Goose like you wouldn't believe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ken's always looking out for his fellow Kings even when they're horribly disfigured. What an inspiration.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this was a woman and not a troon it would've been a cute moment.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Real men look out for each other.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He made the tranny Barbie feel special. Our guy.

        Based. :3 loved the movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Straight up sis this a win for us

      but wasn't she pretending here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies like to be treated like women used to like being treated. Actual women are stronk and should be avoided, be Ken.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        inb4 >she

        hari a queen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ow contrare, all them are just smooth down there. except ken, he has all the genitals.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ow contrare
        upvoted

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=758
    Disney's game is creating strawmen with legitimate concerns in their films to be vanquished, ridiculed, or for their motivations to be questioned.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone please watch this and respond to it.

      ?t=825

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get his obsession with horses , but I did not see the whole movie , just clips

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was played for comedy but pretty simple, basically when he first was seeing real men, he saw that they had power and got respect, and he saw them on horses. Therefore horses must also be part of why they got power and respect. I don’t think it was any deeper than that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ahh , I was wondering what the hubbub was. Thanks for the spoonfeed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was played for comedy but pretty simple, basically when he first was seeing real men, he saw that they had power and got respect, and he saw them on horses. Therefore horses must also be part of why they got power and respect. I don’t think it was any deeper than that.

      Ken also doesn't own a horse and doesn't get to go horseriding, Barbies do. It's a symbol of the ruling class in barbieworld

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Memes and goslingposting aside, were we actually not supposed to be on his side? Are Hollywood writers this out of touch?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the kens were the women of barbieland

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Kens are misogynistic and evil because they tried to strip away the Barbie’s voting rights
        >literally the first thing the Barbies try to do prevent Ken’s from voting and rig the election back in their own favor
        what did they mean by this? this movie might accidentally be one of the greatest critiques of liberals of all time

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cognitive dissonance. They want audiences to look at Ken's and think "oh how horrible those Ken's are, yes the good Barbie's are right to take away their rights!" Then they will do the same thing in real life with republicans, they are training society to react in the same way.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Read Herbert Marcuse's influential article, "Repressive Tolerance" to understand precisely where they're coming from in their biased enforcement of various policies.

            >the Kens are misogynistic and evil because they tried to strip away the Barbie’s voting rights
            >literally the first thing the Barbies try to do prevent Ken’s from voting and rig the election back in their own favor
            what did they mean by this? this movie might accidentally be one of the greatest critiques of liberals of all time

            >liberals
            I wouldn't call that liberal. The blue team today is marxist-leftist.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >marxist-leftist
              Yet they hate the poor
              It's basically socialism but only for the rich and college students

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s to show the hypocrisy of both sides. Did you people actually watch this movie?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >barbieland is a farcical world made by men who have the mentality of little girls
          >kendomland is a farcical world made by women who have the mentality of little boys
          >the movie makes fun of real-world women by making fun of in-universe men, and honors real-world men by honoring in-universe women
          >is obviously trans-exclusionary; how long until the Sashas of the world realize it and cancel Queen Greta?
          >is actually anti-feminist visa vis the rejection of ideological-based identities, but thats tougher to pick up on

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The 19th amendment was a worse mistake than the 18th amendment.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ending flat out says "Yes, the Ken's will become just like the women in the real world."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. He tried to spend the night at Margot Robbie's house and she was just blankly staring at him. This would never happen to a woman in the real world unless she was super ugly or fat.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not really. He tried to spend the night at Margot Robbie's house and she was just blankly staring at him. This would never happen to a woman in the real world unless she was super ugly or fat.
          Exactly the whole idea of the Ken's being an allegory for the historical treatment of women falls completely apart when they still treat them like men otherwise.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but then why does the movie end with the failure of feminism and women going back to patriarchy or whatever the fuck barbieland is in this analogy? surely that's not the message hollywood would want to push?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >end with the failure of feminism and women going back to patriarchy or whatever the fuck barbieland is in this analogy? surely that's not the message hollywood would want to push?
          The kens get token representation and a tiny bit more wiggle room, which is supposed to mirror exactly what's happened to women.
          The problem is that by the time this movie came out half the supreme court is made up of women. The only places really sex-imbalanced still at the Senate, the presidency, and top-earning CEOs and only that because the old men in them have been around for 60+ years.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck men. Thanks.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he could be a One Piece villain dressed like this

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright im gonna make webms

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as they're kenms

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They won't be.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Felt like that first one was too fast.

          I almost came in the theatre this was great.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is what happens when you give women too much sovereignty, they become anti maids outfits, anti pantyhose, just anti female in general

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't understand why the barbies had like a little council at the start of the movie where they were bitching about corporations or some shit. I thought they had absolute power over the barbie world, so why don't they just change it?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This might be one of the greatest satires of all time, I feel like Noah Baumbach really snuck one by everybody.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Felt like that first one was too fast.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's BE in barbie?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, because there used to be a BE Barbie doll.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damnit, Skipper

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY
      he's just like me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally and figurately

      I know you're browsing this board Greta

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could have aimed at equality in Barbieland, but he instead wanted to get back at Barbie for years of neglect.
    I can't say that he was completely right, but I understood and felt more sympathy for him and his arc than for the Barbies.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's like I've been in a dream, where I was somehow really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.
    What was the joke here? This is straight out of TBBT it only needs a laughtrack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The joke is that Warner hates Zack Snyder.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >maybe one day the kens will get as much power in barbieland as women do in the real world
    what did they mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ken will get to steal all of barbie’s money in the divorce even though she’s the one who brought everything in

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how it ended with a muh pussy joke
    But yes this was kens movie and honestly brilliant satire

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WORLD MARINE HQ ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF WARLORD DONQUIXOTE DOFLAMINGO

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE
    LIGHTNING
    SASH
    IS
    FUCKING
    COOL
    and I want one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to combine it with my Drive jacket

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm here to see my gynecologist
    I don't get it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They specifically said earlier in the movie that Barbie and Ken don't have genitals, so that was the movie's way of letting you know that Barbie has a pussy now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        epic, I like it

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one scene where the barbies go from one ken to the other
    brilliant showcase of slut culture, greta. bravo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's another aspect I just don't understand what greta was trying to convey. The Kens love the barbies but the barbies treat the kens with disdain and seem to resent them being in barbie land yet that isn't some sort of witty critique of real life treatment reversed since it's straight to how men treat women and how women show little deep romantic interest in men as in real life. This movie is so strange in its messaging.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder he has 2 different size eyes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much every human is unsymmetrical, especially women's breasts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the word is asymmetrical

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His eyes are also too close together but he's somehow still an absolute chad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is simply disgusting eugh

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >President and Nobel Prize Barbies are both nogs

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's a tranny barbie
    >she's also the doctor
    >kens have no rights so presumably something like cock removal surgery would be out of the question for her
    >meaning she approved her own surgery to escape having no rights
    Deepest lore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie and Ken both have no genitalia, and gender is a social construct. Therefore, anyone can be a Barbie or Ken in Barbieland. The better question is then, why would the Kens willingly choose to be Kens?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are putting more thought into it than Greta

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He committed the cardinal sin of trying to democratically vote to attain civil rights while introducing a new ideology that others around him willfully adopted and cooperated in despite using zero coercive tactics.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ken literally did nothing wrong

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it a couple days ago (pirated) and there's really seemingly no logical clarity in what they're attempting to convey, in terms of message. It feels like they just didn't revise the script.
    The only prevailing thing that's conveyed to me is that women are neurotic and are unable to actually contemplate their feelings/thoughts and reach any actual conclusions. They just like to feel like their life is dramatic.
    There's nonsense strange plot things like if the Kens are like the women of the real world, does that mean the movie wants to imply that feminism is a consequence of women feeling rejected by men? But that's just a minor confusing thing, and not really the worst of it.
    The worst for me is that movie complains about the seemingly impossible conflicts women are in (which in fact aren't really impossible at all), and then also continues to further exactly that kind of thinking. ie Barbie has the be the hero, but not too much cause then it's White saviour.
    Schizophrenic movie. Total mess.
    Exists only so low IQ women can look at the shallow emotions being presented in a given scene through dishonest filmmaking and think "wow that's so true, being a woman is so hard, but also we're so strong and beautiful."
    Honestly, it's fucked up and retarded in a very feminine way. Could be meta.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Ken's
    Looking immaculately fashionable today.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOKING GOOD KEN

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks Ken, I appreciate that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're welcome, Ken. Have a nice day on Cinemaphile

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks Ken, I appreciate that.

            LOOKING GOOD KEN

            Hey Ken's
            Looking immaculately fashionable today.

            Sup, Ken

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares, it is a bad movie made for nostalgia hungry millenials and their kids.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s really funny how the women were literally just happier under the patriarchy. There was no indication they’d been brainwashed until Barbie brainwashed one of them when she got back and she said that they were brainwashed lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Key point: Barbie did NOT brainwash them: it had to be a woman from the real world, because Barbies are 100% human imagination & have no way changing lifestyles.
      Thus:
      >Ken gets patriarchy/ horses idea from real world
      >transforms everyone instantly
      >Real woman brings idea to Barbieland
      >Barbies instantly change ideas
      They are like children playing games: just go wherever human thought takes them, with no depth of their own at ALL.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fun movie when you only watch the parts Ken is in

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    S U B L I M E

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely will not be watching this no matter how many times you sosm this shit

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not now, margaret

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you really think this about Ken, you're whats wrong with society

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't this headline confirmed as fake?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably her actual thought though.
        I've seen plenty of women seething that Ken stole the show and no one really cares about the Barbies story.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still fake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death of the author, etc, etc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had no idea Greta Gerwig was hot

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait for Barbie 2 where they make Barbie fall in love with a black dude.
    >Barbie reject fucking gosling ken for a black dude in the real world
    Would the second movie makes over a billion dollar?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the fuck did a mediocre movie like this made $1.5B?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marketing
      >Hey, REMEMBER BARBIE
      >BARBENHEIMER LOL
      >Omg, RYAN GOSLING IS LITERALLY ME AGAIN
      >hey girls, need an excuse to wear matching pink outfits and shout yaas queen slay?
      >hey guys, want to ironically watch a girls' film to prove that you're not insecure about your masculinity?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the best comedy in 10 years, that's how.
      Many people go to see it more than once: first time as a meme, second time for fun.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's the best comedy in 10 years, that's how.
        No.!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can't name a better comedy from the last ten years

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            pic related was better

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It actually is, anon. Sorry, I'm unfortunately never wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It touched upon much discussed topics, and offered no solution. The latter part is crucial, for most other mainstream media products just pretend their stupid empty slogans are the solution.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was good outside of the dumb preachy monologue 70% through, and the creators didn't realize the unintentional social issues it touched on.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't the Chinese Ken, or Chinken as I prefer to call him, simply spread the CCP propaganda to the other Kens when they were coaxing a coup to overthrow the tyrannical Barbies.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't massacre all the Barbies while they were still in their brainwashed stage, and created the true Kenland, so yes, he did something very wrong.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
    And I'm great at doing stuff
    So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
    My name's Ken (and so am I)
    Put that manly hand in mine
    So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken

    /ourguy/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't watched the movie and I don't understand this song. Seems like Ken does a bunch of different things. He's skilled. He's attractive. Has style. I assume he's charismatic too.

      Why it framed like he's not enough in the first place? It almost seems to me that the movie is reflecting how women currently treat men in society who actually have a lot going for them but are treated like they aren't good enough anyway

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The argument is that women have nothing to do with it, men should be satisfied with their own positive qualities and not look for female affirmation.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fine and all. But it also seems a bit anti romance and anti sex for men. Both men and women seek relationships. And do things to attract partners.

          Was Ken only doing the things he did for attention or was he genuinely into the stuff he was and then expressing his qualities toward the women he was interested in?

          And do the Barbies think the Kens are enough or are they part of the problem?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't seen this movie and I never will, but a question for those who have: Is a fan edit possible that turns Ken into the hero he should have been from the very beginning?

            you WILL watch the movie and you will like it lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        throughout the movie he's a simp for barbie who treats him poorly. its set up that kens whole life is to please barbie and he doesn't get anything from her because shes too narcissistic to feel for others. Barbie gets nice stuff and he doesnt cause hes "just ken".

        he doesn't get ego until he goes into real world and sees that men have more power there, but in the end its supposed to be a compromise with both of them, Barbie apologizes and like he learns to love himself for who he is, not needing the stereotypes or Barbies approval to be happy. He is enough.

        with the song, it's well done by Gosling and a positive message.

        TLDR: (You) are Kenough!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok cool. that doesn't even sound like the anti men sjw stereotype that right wingers complain about. that sounds pretty even handed

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that right wingers complain about
            Well yeah, shitters like shapiro et. all are just anita sarkesian but for boys

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen this movie and I never will, but a question for those who have: Is a fan edit possible that turns Ken into the hero he should have been from the very beginning?

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do like how the movie is supposed to be a gender swapped version of the power dynamics of men and women and, yet, in Barbieland, the men are still the ones who are initiating interest while the women sit back and treat the men like options on a sushi convetor belt.

    And that's sort of where the analogy they are trying to set up breaks down. It's easy to tell Ken that he's good enough on his own without Bernie when it's also taken for granted that the women will have male suitors regardless.

    It's really weird the way we treat male sexuality and romantic interest with feminists trying to tell men that they are supposed to be ok with not being loved by other people. Like wtf? Honestly.

    In what world do these people live in where they think it's healthy to tell half the population to just be fine not being wanted, or have romance, or attention? That's not human. It's advice for a robot.

    Imagine telling a woman this when she complains about men using her and no one actually reciprocating desire toward them: "you need to be happy being single for the rest of your life and if you aren't, it's because you are unhealthy and you are the problem"

    That's actually fucking insane but I think a large part of the country now believes this is legitimate advice to give to lonely men

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