>he doesn't have Netflix! >he literally just hooks his laptop up to his TV!

>he doesn't have Netflix!
>he literally just hooks his laptop up to his TV!

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I do have Netflix. I eat dinner, go to bed at 22:30 and watch Stranger Things or The Office until I fall asleep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he has Netflix and actually watches it!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I pay for the most expensive Netflix but I haven’t watched it in 6 months. I win.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone with living parents just uses their account

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't they shut that down now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I assume there are other packages? There are 5 people in my family living all over the state and none of us have ever gotten kicked out in the middle of a movie or something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my parents had it for many years and never used it, after the price hike last time or two i finally made them cancel it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do women feel about men who watch movies at 2x or 3x speed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes their pusy dry up faster than smelling an Indian man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything gives them the ick, especially if you're ugly. I've seen men who could easily have been models give women the ick. I'm a bartender in a college town and college girls are straight up merciless.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if I beat them? I’m unattractive but I’d probably like beating them more than they’d get out of it. Real white Black person tier shit you know? Just lose control completely. Women are only good on their back or in a grave.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure if that would help your cause, anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’d help my mommy issues quite well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Beating them does the trick. Trouble is, they can get you arrested in return, and you getting arrested gives them the ick. Our society is rigged.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people even give those women the time of day then...?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Men have been taught that not swimming in pussy is a crime. Oddly enough, a lot of it is pressure from other men. Not really sure why it matters since you get older, settle down, and then you're only fricking one woman a few times a month anyway.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a big part of the problem, hoflation has made even fat ugly tattooed women think they have options. Won't stop until men stop simping.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >don't enjoy yourself
            >don't feed your child
            >don't have any fun
            >don't lose an arm
            >don't sit down
            >don't talk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't until I moved to a college town I started getting laid consistently

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro i dunno. maybe they say that shit but i shouldn't get pussy on paper but i do. i think women talk shit but their spread legs don't lie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But the ick is never about actual red flags, those they either ignore or get turned on by. On another hand, most women forget these standards in real life, that's why you'll see all those empowered women in shitty relationships.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so this is the power of netflix's marketing campaign huh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even that great of a service. Most of their original shit sucks. I'll never understand why it became a status symbol to have.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the first big streaming service. People went from blockbuster to mail-order netflix to streaming netflix. Back when it started the catalogue was much better and there wasn't all this original bullshit you had to sift through. It was just movies on demand, but for a subscription fee instead of renting one movie a time.
        Boomers got hooked because it had the movies they grew up with. But because they'll also consume just about anything, they never really cared when it dropped in quality. Zoomers just don't know any better because it's all they've ever had.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember when I first subbed in 2010. Calling in to work, ordering Chinese, and watching SpongeBob on a rainy day is a very comfy memory of mine. It also made watching weird or foreign movies convenient. The Good, The Bad, and the Weird, and Big Man Japan were a couple of the first movies I watched on it, and it actually served those to me. Now when I scroll through streaming services, it’s all shit I already know or shit that could never be worth seeing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mna, I do miss renting the DVDs through the mail. For some movies, it was the only way to watch them, even with torrenting. They had some weird ones you could only find there or usenet.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have Netflix, Disney+ and a Now TV entertainment and movie pass. I'm addicted to consooming.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to watch a certain movie
    >push in one. button. at. a. time. to. search. on. smart. tv.
    >3 minutes later
    >netflix doesn't have the movie

    >go to torrent search site
    >search movie title
    >click magnet link
    >3 minutes later it's done downloading
    >start watching movie

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don't understand this meme.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't have expendable money for streaming services

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never met a girl who cared though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro women today will drop you if you dont have an iphone, even though some androids cost more than an iphone.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not in my experience, guess I just get lucky.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I only date Amish girls on rumspringa.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Have you seen our Dycks?!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Best pickup lines for Amish girls? Asking for a fren

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Women only care what phone you have if you're ugly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you date a woman who is so fricking stupid that she uses Apple anything? It's objectively inferior in every possible way to most of it's competitors, and they are shit themselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’ve found micro plastics everywhere, Antarctica, placentas, you name it, so it’s only logical that they’re in our balls as well. Better not to think about it really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They see it as you being a penny pincher. It's not that they care about pirating, it's
      >he goes through all this trouble just to save a few bucks?
      I'm not defending it, that's just how they see it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he goes through all this trouble just to save a few bucks?
        why the frick is this a negative thought to other people

        morons throwing cash at anything their Black person monkey lizard brain has a neuron response to is detrimental to absolutely everything

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But our economy would collapse if people stopped impulse buying cheap plastic crap.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, china's would.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this

        >he goes through all this trouble just to save a few bucks?
        why the frick is this a negative thought to other people

        morons throwing cash at anything their Black person monkey lizard brain has a neuron response to is detrimental to absolutely everything

        women don't want you to penny pinch on them, so by the transitive property if you can't pay for cuckflix you won't buy them dinner or whatever. i don't get this as i pirate despite being rich because i don't want to give israelites money. i can act like a normie in front of braods for the most part except one time when i was explaining d-day and said
        >the nazis, allegedly the bad guys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’ve found micro plastics everywhere, Antarctica, placentas, you name it, so it’s only logical that they’re in our balls as well. Better not to think about it really

      There was some recent study where they found that every guy they tested had microplastics in his testicles. That said, we live in the replication crisis of science (aka the library of babel) so I'm not sure how much stock you should put into that, but it would explain a lot of the early zoomer cancer/baldness rates lately.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I assume in order to test the testes it’s either corpses or biopsies of dudes who already have ball cancer, so there’ll be a bias, but it wouldn’t surprise me. Once again, better not to think too hard about it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the joke is humans created something that's going to kill the species, very funny, stupid monky

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cant drink from water bottles because microplastics
    >even metal cans are lined with plastic
    >cardboard water too expensive, and some also are lined with plastic
    >tap water is garbage almost everywhere
    >bunch of metals in well water
    >bunch of dead shit in raw water
    >water filtration system dont take out fluoride which literally drops your IQ

    truth is, the game was rigged from the start

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >truth is, the game was rigged from the start
      Anon, you should go further down the iceberg if you really want to see some shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, tell me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon there are literally microplastics in the water inside rain clouds. It's not avoidable. We are way past the stage where containment was possible.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why contain it
        S'cool

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only drink glacial runnoff thathas filtered through several layers of the earths crust. I also live in a cave underground. I win.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's been found in well water deep underground.

          In Antarctica.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking knew the DUMB dwelling peoples were shit posting on Cinemaphile. What you guys are bored of all media down there already?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're breathing in microplastics right now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bunch of metals in well water? I live in a nice farmhouse with well water and aside from it being hard, it's mainly got calcium and magnesium. How fricked am i?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modern day Pandora's box.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe we should look at the flora in our guts and lungs and see which of them can be selectively bred to consume microplastics.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I already use probiotics. Maybe we need hyperbotics

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And then it escapes the lab and turns into a plastic eating fungus you have to scrape off your car every morning.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick it at this point.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >own my house
    >own my car
    >have $29k in savings
    >only buy things after meticulously researching the people who will get my money first
    >spend most of my free time reeeing at Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile posters for spending $2 on something that benefits an undesirable or furthers something they should be opposed to, like digital marketplaces

    Conspicuous consumption should be the default behavior and people who cannot figure out piracy should be banned from touching electronics.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i do that but I have a dedicated den pc sitting next to the big screen. I also have dollar store Netflix, ie Roku.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Erm, no. I used Jellyfin now. We're civilized in this household.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately lost a friend over the 4k bluray of Lord of the Rings because I immediately noticed the colors were off and got in an argument with him over it while refusing to back down and calling him a blind zero standards dipshit for downplaying everything with "it doesn't matter/who cares".

    THE SNOW WAS FRICKING GREEN SAM

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet you typed that on a plastic keyboard, curious.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've been able to date several NYC cuties despite the fact i have a beer belly and chain smoke. i don't think the HDMI cable is the deciding factor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were probably happy they didn’t proc random encounters in NYC while you were around.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro what? i have no idea what that sentence is supposed to mean

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this image turn me on?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like girl with the open mouth is cumming it isn't supernatural

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this one, used to do it before starting to torrent. Very moronic way to watch stuff for free.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could change everything about yourself and in the end autism would get in your way to pussy anyway, so just be yourself but not too much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah plenty of autistics get laidtkha

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >prime jojo and prime best emma, also sara paxton was hot as a siren.
    oh those were the times, they better don't remake this one. Please don't tell me how would they ruin it, thanks

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 30 so can't date or frick 22-26 year old women anymore because of the age gap
    and I barely got into shape this year. rough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do what you want. Frick this gay earth. I’ll die hating everything but doesn’t mean everyone has too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just go on fit man, those guys are all single at 35-40 fricking the hottest 18 year old virgins

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in what world can a 30 year old not frick a 24+ year old? lmfao

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt have a streaming device where he has vlc, kodi, plex, or some other media player/service that you can connect your laptop to to wirelessly play your content on the tv
    >he ctually pulls out a long hdmi cable and hooks up his computer then does extended display to watch shit
    holy frick come on no one still does that, its not 2012.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm considering ditching Amazon prime now they're pushing ads, I could just go for the higher tier but it's more tempting just to drop the service especially after they seem to have removed Kemurikusa when I was halfway through watching it.
    my family pays for Netflix.

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