He easily could have killed Tony if he just used an assault rifle
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He easily could have killed Tony if he just used an assault rifle
He easily could have killed Tony if he just used an assault rifle
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He didn’t want to use an assault rifle, he wanted to use his invention that was stolen or whatever I forget.
no he just vanted his burd
The poetic justice of killing Tony with tech he stole that you stole...
Heyman...
fricking kek
U want your bird? Well....we can get you your bird, sure.
>or whatever I forget
>or something
Is this a reflection of the feeble minds of their fans, or the unmemorable quality of capeshit itself?
The latter. These movies are like fast food, it goes in and tastes good then it's out an hour later.
Only a moron would choose to consume goyslop.
Yes, that's the underpinning of what my post is referring to. Goyslop tastes good because it's scientifically engineered to trigger all the pleasurable tastes and textures your monkey brain is addicted to, but it wrecks your health and gives you the shits. Capeshit, especially MCU capeshit, is the goyslop of cinema.
It's called capitalism you filthy commie.
Not all superhero movies (unless you use “capeshit” as distinct from “capekino” as some have) are bad; I recommend watching “X-Men: Days Of Future Past” and “Logan” (“Spider-Man 2” isn’t bad either from what I can recall and the clips I've watched again recently.)
Logan is a terrible movie. Be ashamed of yourself.
the movie came out like 13 years ago, homosexual
Capeshit or whatever
Everyone forgot about Iron Man 2 because it was incredibly bogged down setting up for Avengers stuff and has massive pacing issues. It never comes close to the emotional highs and lows that the first movie does.
i only remember the beginning of IM1, nothing memorable about the rest of the movie, still one of the best Marvel movies from that beginning, can literally remember nothing from the avenger movies
he wanted to prove he was better at using the technology he believed belonged to him or something it wasn't just about killing tony
Nuh uh he frick nut the butt sucking still pfffffffffff
Well if he wanted to prove he was better then why didn’t he try to make an equally or more effective version of the tech Tony was using? Why did he go in with what was essentially a massive downgrade thinking it would prove that he was better?
Because Iron Man 2 Whiplash is shit and his abilities transferred horribly to the screen with that loser Mickey Rourke. Laser whips would be pretty hard to deal with if the user was proficient with them. But as it stands, Iron Man 2 Whiplash is cringe.
>drop a nuke on him
It's that easy.
I've seen this one 3 times but I've never seen the other iron mans
I saw avengers and thor 3, those were good.
Iron Man 1 and 3 are kino. 3 is basically about 9/11 being an inside job
Nuh uhh iron boy 3 was a slippery tippery tater tot pffffff
no it isnt you stupid fricking moron, 9/11
wasnt an inside job either, stop spreading misinfo and conspiracies and trying to pass them off as facts
There is a 99.99% chance that 9/11 was orchestrated/done by the U.S. government.
you need help man, a counselor would be a good start
No I don’t. There’s a 99.99% that the U.S. government did 9/11.
This isn’t me (but this is
.)
>by the U.S. government.
*Israeli government, sorry I get them mixed up easily
Palestinians really are the weakest link lmao. Imagine getting BTFOED by the israelites lol. Why are Arabs such pussies?
arabs look like pussies when it comes to Palestine but the truth of the matter is that the israeli claim that palestine is a made up concept is undeniably true. arab states constantly shit talk israel but if you notice every action against israel is taken for their own interests primarily, not for some love for the Palestinians who have some of the most hated diaspora in the arab world.
arab leaders popularity going down? shit on israel.
>unsolicited seething about palestinians
The amount of neurotic inbred israelites on Cinemaphile is unacceptably high
>no it isnt you stupid fricking moron, 9/11
>wasnt an inside job either, stop spreading misinfo and conspiracies and trying to pass them off as facts
>saying "conspiracies" instead of "conspiracy theories"
This post glows hard.
Glow Black person detected
>11
>wasnt an inside job either, stop spreading misinfo and conspiracies and trying to pass them off as facts
moron
Jew
i will rape your entire family, you moronic Black personhomosexual
What’s funny about these comments is that you can know that these posters have not looked into the facts whatsoever/do not know about the pieces that don’t add up OR they know for certain that it was an inside job.
Iron Man 3 was the best MCU movie for a good while and I think it’s still top 5. Disney would never hire Shane Black nowadays.
It was SHIT
Unironically filtered, anon. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 and Iron Man 3 are easily the best MCU movies.
I walked out on GOTG 2
As is your right and privilege as a sentient human being.
well you're half right
Iron Man 3 is Shane Black kink and Guardians Vol. 2 is father/son kino. With the exception of Vol. 2, all the best MCU movies are from the pre-Russo era.
Shane Black kino*. He and RDJ make a great team.
>father/son kino
What is Ego's character?
Quips aren't character
The real father/son kino is Quill and Yandu. Can’t believe anyone hates Vol. 2, it’s bizarre to me.
I didn't like 2 as much as 1 because instead of exotic planet hopping (which is like the whole point of GotG IMO) they were stuck on Ego. I love that based Kurt got a major role, he's definitely a better bad guy than hammer dude, but the story just didn't work that well for me.
Yeah that was decent, if only because of Rooker's acting, but there's still not a whole lot there in terms of the characters or their relationship.
It's definitely one of the better films in the franchise, but it's not a very good film on its own. Mainly, in my opinion, because of the aforementioned and how much time was given to Ego despite him essentially just being Kurt Russell and a foil for Yandu's five minute turnaround and flashbacks.
I don't even remember any of the jokes. Shit (quips) doesn't stick with you the same as straight, well crafted comedies, but this movie couldn't figure out what it wanted to be.
>Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
unironically braindead
It’s far better than any Russo MCU movie.
Iron Man 3 COULD have been kino if Shane Black had been allowed to actually adapt Demon in the bottle and Extremis properly like he wanted to.
Sadly Disney's family friendly israelitery can't allow realistic things like alcoholism and just decided to give him PTSD for being in space for a couple seconds.
Iron Man 1 is by far the best Marvel has to offer for the first half of the movie. It is also US war propaganda. 2008 was soon enough after 9/11 that it worked pretty well.
I don't get IM1 worship. It's mediocre and the idea that Tony built some kind of Black engineering looking suit in a cave is hilarious.
The best Marvel movie is Blade.
Should have just used Omega Red
Nuh uhhhh he should buttahed his bread basket pfffffff
X-men villain vs Whiplash a classic Iron man villain.
Lay off the roids wanda.
why was he never in any of the movies? always thought he was the best wolverine villain.
He was going to be in Deadpool 2. Probably in Juggernaut's role.
They didn't have the rights
You don't have the right, O you don't have the right, you don't have the right, O you don't have the right.
Marvel was actively trying to kill off the X-men IP at the time out of spite. And now that they actually have the movie rights back it's a dead brand and everyone hates the comics, just like they wanted.
They tried replacing them with the inhumans, and when that inevitably failed they then just resorted to making them hedonist sex-addicts.
many such cases
>get close to me so i can hit you with my 2 gay whips!
The armor actually protected him back then, it's made of plastic post civil war
Wrong. Tony replaces the plate armor with nano tech and as a result it is thinner than the armor in Ironman 1-3.
Does not mean it is weaker, in fact it is stronger because it has to withstand attacks from Thanos
Nuh uhhh banos and barney sitting in a treeeeeee pffffff
Cuck movies
Nuh uhhh dah thic shirt is muddy muddy mud bones pfffff
He literally tells him he didn't intend to kill him.
i swear this dude lost his legs in the nascar fight and they like pussied out of showing them in the prison scene then he magically regrows them later
His shoe falls off when they're dragging him and he has one leg bent, that's all.
he is supposed to have his own power armor too since he is the crimson dynamo
Nuh uhhh powered up the shiny blasts without you pfffff
>Ef hyu mek god blid den pepl will sess to belib in hem.
I love dicks
guns that can kill you in one hit are boring for movie superhero purposes
this is why iron man can blow up a tank with a tiny missile in iron man 1 but jobs against 2 roidheads in civil war
I don't think firing off tank-busting explosives in your campy comic team-up battle would fly even in today's capeshit israelitery. The shrapnel would be wild and would realistically kill everyone there besides the really durable ones.
I thought this was the vietnam napalm girl from the thumbnail kek
No you didn’t.
If I remember correctly the technology was supposed to be a statement. Before that Tony says during court proceedings that he shouldn't have to give the military his arc reactor (that glowy thing on his chest) because he's the only guy who can possibly build one so it's totally safe. Then this guy creates his own to discredit Tony.
my friends and i coined a term after seeing this zooted in high school
"cheadling"
everything don cheadle says is a flatfooted quip
we had this buddy who would cheadle all the time and it made us laugh to no end
now that's all that marvel does and im glad this was the last one i watched
whenever i hear you Black folk go on about quippy bullshit in this trash i remember our buddy frank cheadling away
>Somehow, Tony Stark invented a new element
>Watson invent time travel and make sure it doesn't have an lasting consequences by radically changing the past
>oh and do it in a 45 second montage that's all the time we were given for this shot
And it happens to be the element he can use that doesnt poison him or whatever. Lucky
We're hitting levels of based not even written about in science-fiction
Sauron can never be adapted.
>isnt a dinosaur himself
Write however many aminoacid combos you want - it'll never provide 100% failsafe mechanism against error correction upon replication - just stop shitting in the same bowl you drink from
>We'll never see Michael Mando as Scorpion
>We'll never see Sauron absolutely BTFO Tom Holland Spider man.
>But I don't WANT to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs.
What happens in the third movie? I can't even remember who the villain is.
Iron Man 2 is pretty bad. It borders on parody, particularly the ending battle sequence.
Black Widow's ass and Justin Hammer are the only decent aspects, and they have almost no screentime.
It’s Osama Bin Laden the movie
Killing Stark would have just turned him into a hero. He wanted to shit on Stark's legacy by showing up out of nowhere with an arc reactor suit. To bring to light what Howard Stark did to his father.
>cop just shoots him
gg
>in iron man 2, iron man uses a super-high power laser that slices clean through things that regular blasters barely dented
>so strong he has to "eject a casing" after a laser shot
>he never fricking uses it again
he used it in avengers movies several times chimp
>taking capeshit rationally
Uhhhh he did not think about that
Or fraveu didnt think about it
Didn't whiplash get his legs crushed by a car? How was he walking later on in the movie?
>Gets his ass handed to him
>Spits out his own bloody teeth
YA LOOSE STARK!!
I always say that when playing a game with friends and don't win.
The script actually called for him to say you win stark. But he improvised
Why don't they just shoot him with a hand gun when he's causing a ruckus on the track?
H'YOU LOSE!! H'YOU LOSE!!
>early mcu villain
>just a smart dude who uses his dad's technology to enact revenge
>powers are energy whips
Vs mcu villain now
>mystical ancient forever nultidimensonal magician that can make you dissappear by simply imagining it happening out to reclaim their dead children that were never even real in the first place
ancient forever nultidimensonal magician that can make you dissappear by simply imagining it happening out to reclaim their dead children that were never even real in the first place
why didn't she just squeeze the children out of her vaginer?
>why didn't she just squeeze the children out of her vaginer?
HER BODY HER CHOICE YOU CHRISTOFASCIST BIGOT
>iron man 3
>taunts the terrorist to attack him
>gets easily cucked by 1 normie helicopter and 2 rockets
lmao he wasn't even prepared, wtf was this shit