>he imagines himself on a talk show promoting his latest movie

>he imagines himself on a talk show promoting his latest movie

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He imagines his social media posts complimenting the work of other prominent actors

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he imagines himself playing in a band in front of a live audience consisting of people he went to school with

      I still listen to music and imagine I'm on stage impressing people I went to High School with

      Is this a schizoid thing or do normies also do it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a schizoid and I do it. No idea if normies do it, but I doubt it, since I think it stems from lack of fulfillment and a sense of having missed out. When normies want to be vicarious, they put on a movie or play a game; creating and rehearsing scenarios in your head is not normie.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he imagines himself playing in a band in front of a live audience consisting of people he went to school with

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick would i want that frick those homosexuals. I only ever wanted to tour so i could frick tons of hot 18-19 year old girls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me expect I'm a cute girl. I'm not a troon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blocks your path

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He imagines playing his guitar at school during lunch, plugged into an amp with headphones on
      >somebody makes it so the audio plays through the amp too and everyone hears you playing the best part

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't do that but I spent more years than I'm comfortable admitting in public pretending I was commanding space battlefleets in my shower

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell us some of your greatest moments as a battle fleet commander. Which of your victories are you most proud of?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of the most iconic moments was when the frontlines were represented by massive amounts of hair I had stuck to the wall, but out nowhere some kind of cosmic horror appeared and completely wiped out all of the fleets at once (I pour shampoo down the wall)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also I used to have girlfriends visit me in the shower
          It was a space battle/porn situation and it was pretty kino if I do say so

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >massive amounts of hair I had stuck to the wall
          are you balding too anon? feels bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SO SAY WE ALL

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine girls with big butts sitting on me.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite being miserably awful at sports i often fantasize about being a star NFL quarterback with an adoring fan base, a loving wife, and a proud father. I never win the Super Bowl but my fans still love because I do great every year regardless, it's just the defense that constantly fricks our chances. God I'm pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you imagine the brain damage as well?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >promoting his latest movie
    Nah I'm being interviewed for stopping a bank robbery with gunkata

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      I have similarly chuuni fantasies that I will not divulge.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm pretty practically minded so I always evaluate my film making potential with the locations I have access to and actors, recently I gained access to my stores rooftop access ladder and I can be in the store when no one else is there, that means I can film a scene in the store, on the roof, and then probably the rest in houses and cars. and parking lots, gave me an idea of two dudes who decide to rob a business and it escalates to them going up onto the roof before they escape and lay low
    >IF YOU POINT A GUN IN SOMEONES FACE THEY WILL DO ANYTHING
    thats the line that got me started, one of the dudes would be in the car all cracked out ranting about how the robbery will go. I don't mind losing my job over this I'm more just worried of the cameras catching me waving a gun around and getting arrested over it.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has any successful director done this or is this a sure sign that you will never make it because you are in it for the result and not the process?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Howard STERN

    I done did it, The Gilbert Gottfried biopic. I love israelites?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day, dumb froghomosexual posters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why, when I can continue living and upsetting people?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the movie:

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually imagine myself talking about really trivial things like what I enjoy eating and why

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > he imagines himself with his cast having a fun time at the red carpet premier for his new six fi opera that is being called the Star Wars killer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you wake up and you’re James Cameron
      life is sweet

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol getting any amount of fame at all would be the worst thing to happen to anyone that uses this site

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I started getting success on some of my channels and immediately abandoned ship

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did the exact same thing. Were fricked. Best thing you could hope to do is produce something special, immediately die or have a nice day and then people say "that was some great art from a total piece of shit"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? I would just avoid the spotlight, have no social media and avoid commenting on anything political.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean unless you've been pretty tame you'd get immediately skewered

        I've had people try to invite me onto their podcasts to discuss my work (not saying what that work is so don't ask), and instantly turned them down

        Yeah. Probably a good move
        I just plan on writing a book and then waiting until I'm inevitably diagnosed with terminal cancer to release it then I'll peace out this b***h forever

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I just plan on writing a book and then waiting until I'm inevitably diagnosed with terminal cancer
          I fantasize about getting cancer and refusing treatment and then dying all the time. I don't want to suicide but dying of natural causes sounds like a great relief

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cancer
            >natural causes
            >relief

            its one of the worst ways to go you morons

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I feel like it's much worse if you get treatment because then it draws out the whole thing horribly

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I feel like it's much worse if you get treatment because then it draws out the whole thing horribly

              Yeah; chemo is one of the worst ways to go. Cancer, not necessarily
              You just smoke weed until you die it's not that bad
              Chemos fricked and turns you into a fallout ghoul

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've had people try to invite me onto their podcasts to discuss my work (not saying what that work is so don't ask), and instantly turned them down

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nick Mullen? Is that you

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I imagine I'm being interviewed and I think of answers I would give
    Then one day I did get interviewed and couldn't think of anything to say and can't bear to read it because I sound like a dullard in it
    Bad. Bad for the ego

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he imagines himself becoming a successful movie producer but then the bullies from his old school become wealthy corporate raiders who launch a financial attack on his studio for the sole purpose of getting him fired because they find it hilarious to bully him as an adult

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good movie idea

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch capeshit or japslop
    >later turn on some buttrock and imagine myself with a character from the show's powers or in their world beating everyone up and looking cool

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's such a 90s boomer ass dream

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, Steven, I'm really excited for the release of my next masterpiece, Poopy Boy 3

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never do that, making movies is for gays

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still listen to music and imagine I'm on stage impressing people I went to High School with

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he imagines himself showing up inside the movie and impressing the characters with how much of a badass he is

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my lastest book

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I imagine talking shit about people and exposing them for being the shitheads they are in front of the national media

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>he's never been on a talk show

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell would ever imagined the speech they’d give after winning best director when the Oscars better hid the fact that they’re worthless?!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N-no, I don't!
    it's mostly promoting my junior gravure photography and music videos of covers of indie rock trash, always with my daughter accompanying me

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anon imagines himself at a round table discussion with a group of A-List actors

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And then Ornella comes to relentlessly humiliate you and you instantly cream your pants

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't fantasize about spoiling a terror attack while his parents are visiting only to be fatally wounded while saving a young girl "*cough* At least I did one good thing in life" I say as i'm dying.
    Then have a good cry after he breaks out of the daydream

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Craig: Welcome back, everybody! Once again we're here with Anon Feelsman talking about his first feature film, the black comedy "Big Guys". Anon, how did you-- By the way I gotta say, I watched it and ... My god!
    [audience claps]
    >>Me: Thanks, Craig. I really appreciate you saying that. Really, I do.
    >Okay, I don't wanna spoil it for the folks at home, but man, oh man. What a ride. Anyway, how did you come up with these ideas? Meditation? Did you go to the Himalayas for enlightenment or what, Anon? HOW DID YOU DO IT? Huh?
    [audience laughs]
    >>Well, I usually get these scenes looping in my head back and forth for months on end until I'm in the right place to finally, you know, put them on paper and later on through a lens.
    >That sounds like a lot work. I just have my interns do all that. Now when you say "the right place" what do you mean by that?
    >>Well, making kinos.. excuse me, movies.. is a long process. There’s a lot of trial and error in terms of the writing process, but the real trick is to have confidence in your craft and know when you are ready to put out your best work. Fast forward and here we are!
    ...
    >You and Elizabeth Debicki. [raises eyebrows]
    [audience Ooooo's,]
    >>Hehe, yeah?
    >Isn't she taller than you?
    >>Yes, but who's measuring? [smiles to audience]
    [audience laughs]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Well, making kinos.. excuse me, movies
      kek'd

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