He joined forces with the side that was trying to kill his father and keep his sister as a permanent hostage.

He joined forces with the side that was trying to kill his father and keep his sister as a permanent hostage. All because his dad was too busy providing for his family to give him the attention he thinks was owed.

This little fricker deserved to die.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How old are you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice argument.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How old are you homosexual?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well the libs were trying to break up the family and the best way at the time was to show brat kids and cheating Dads

    But man they really knew how to create the look of a magical film

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I love Hook but the kids are incredibly annoying. That little shit in particular.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hook is, at a mininum, half an hour too long. The opening 40 mins are in particular too long.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You could establish all the shit about him being an absentee father in minutes. The film really should not take almost an hour to get to Neverland. They should come home to the kidnapped kids within the first 10 - 15 minutes imo.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They should come home to the kidnapped kids within the first 10 - 15 minutes imo.
          They film should end with him flying on his own to London because of ~~*business*~~. He gets settled wherever he's staying, then goes out to work. He then comes home, thinking his family is there. It's actually Tink. Boom, continue on in the normal from the point where Tink is introduced. End with Peter reunited with his family and playing baseball with his entire family, with Robin making quips. Should be no longer than 120 mins including credits.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    intentionally obtusely interpreting and trying to scrape a new angle of analysis out of old children’s films is pretty fricking reddit at this point. You didn’t even pull anything clever out. :/

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HERE WE ARE NOW

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was pretty ingeniously manipulated by Hook. Did you watch the movie?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      when did kids movies stop having the fat black kid comic relief character?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino, what happened to the chubby black kid anyway? i always liked him

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the original novel, it's mentioned that time in Neverland pass different than in our world. Or at least feel different because kids can easily forget their parents and their previous lifes before Neverland. It was stated in the Disney version and in Hook too. In OP's pic, Peter Pan's son was almost amnesiac because he couldn't remember well his normal life. I agree he was a whiny b***h and that's how Hook got him in the first place. Even his little sister warned him to never forget their parents

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did Captain Hook MOLEST him? When I was growing up, my brother and I would always joke about it while playing with the Hook action figures. Like the toys of Peter Pan and literally this blonde dude pictured here would be attacking Hook and Hook would be like "yeah well your son dressed up like me and you know what that means!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all these action figures without full articulated bodies like GI Joe are SHIT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > "yeah well your son dressed up like me and you know what that means!"

      Frickin kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The author of the original Peter Pan books JM Barry was probably a homosexual pedophile. He shacked up with some single mom Kate Winslet type and molested/rape the three sons. But he took extra fondness to one boy in particular. Based on letters and private stuff allegedly written by Barrie, he was a God-forsaken sodomite groomer! and I take no pleasure in saying that, by God blessed be. We do wrestle with the wicked, don’t we, Anon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So yes, I do believe it is indeed about men who were molested and/or anally raped as boys by homosexual child predators then committing the same sick and terrible behavior onto new boys. We all know Steven Spielberg, the director, is rumored to have a done some heinous things to children. Allegedly, of course. I never saw him rape a little blonde girl to death. And the Island of Lost Boys or whatever it is in Never (ever?) Land, those are the boys who lost their ‘innocence,’ their childhood to abuse from predominantly homosexual pedophiles and other abusers and enablers (women tend to enable).

      Of course the whole ‘never growing older’ thing can be easily interpreted. I always like Hook, the movie, and Hook himself. He’s obviously the most interesting and dynamic character in the film, and well performed by Dustin Hoffman. They portray him as a sympathetic villain and I could always sense that even as a young child. I suppose that may because the director sympathized with homosexual child molesters.

      It’s truly quite dark. And genuinely really, really sad all around.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is just horse shoe theory, same with michael jackson. innocence and perversion is so far outside the norm that they are easily mistaken

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Child should die for thinking like a child

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I remember right, he took a look at the band on mixed race losers his dad was hanging out with and was like nah I'm better off with based Hook. Who among us wouldn't?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He grooms the kid by saying his parents never loved him.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boobox
    >its full of scorpions and glen close

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This theme always kind of bothered me in Jingle All the Way, too. The dad's obviously working his ass off to provide a good life for his family and his reward is a kid who get pissed he can't go to his sport match and a wife who starts flirting with the neighbor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah it is the ultimate lie of men, they love work, and making money, and business, and despise family life. they get to hide behind it, and act all righteous. they refuse to just admit everything they do is for themselves and their entertainment

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bad form, OP. Bad form!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ROOF
      E
      O

      NOOOOOOO

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This little fricker deserved to die.
    But what would the world be like without Captain James Hook?

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