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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    …to save millions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You stole my joke

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So did Jessica

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Any interesting updates?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Like a week ago some new scenes were added/updated

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    to save a lot on car insurance. Geico.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would have made a better movie if he did.
    >What if I TOLD the audience instead of SHOWED them?
    Bravo Benis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Give him a break, his jihad has just started

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Sorry, don't call it a jihad
        Based polite Canadian director

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What a pussy, it's called jihad in the books

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In the Korean translations, it's called a Mukbang.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The jihad also happens "off-screen" in the dune books as well. At the start of Messiah the jihad is already over.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know, it wasn't Herbert's strength either. DV gave us a scene setting up this brilliant geographic attack strategy and then shoots it like a beige clusterfrick blur.
        >inb4 but that's what war is really like!
        LOTR Peter jackson and Kurosawa would disagree with you.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because of his spice-induced hallucinations

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What if we backed way off from all that weird stuff about spice and hallucinations? We can make up for it with more close ups of Chani reacting.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How are those arabs supposed to kill billions across the galaxy if they don't even have spaceships?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Paul confiscated the entire Harkonnen fleet on Arrakis

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The first 3 minutes of the Children of Dune miniseries opens with the jihad in progress. Being limited by budget, we get a sweep over a field strewn with corpses on some random planet we don't need to care about.. prisoners are offered conversion or death and dozens are executed. One of the feydekin loses his son in the fighting and curses the name of Muad'dib.

    "If history teaches us anything it is simply this," narrates Irulan, "every revolution carries within it the seeds of their own destruction and empires that rise will one day fall."

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >according to israeli historians he killed 6 billion space israelites

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok maybe it happened but 6 billion??

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    to save humanity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >People will live if you kill them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it makes sense if you think about it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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