He lived the perfect american suburban life. Big house, big cars, loving family. Why did he do it?

He lived the perfect american suburban life. Big house, big cars, loving family.

Why did he do it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken Nuggets.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >-40000000000 in debt that his stupid wife would pay off over the course of 50 years by scamming old people on Facebook.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He needed Jesus in his heart, and poop on his dick

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kids would have grown up and realised they were sexually abused by their mother for Facebook banter by shoving things up their arses. He did them a favour.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His got married to a modern white woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where does it specify her race?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there's no way to find out
      This is absolutely not true, my sister in law got dumped a few times after her bfs found out what she was like from other guys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There's no way to find out
      Yes there is, just pay attention to her attitudes and behaviors. prostitutes are far more likely to use sex as leverage. They're more readily available to do it up front. If they have rules around when they will have sex, then you absolutely know she's a reformed prostitute as well. Plus you can always wait for an opportunity to read her dms when she's not around.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that's on him for being lied to

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >McMansion you can barely afford in the middle of nowhere

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do israelites think this would besmirch the image of white family men?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the homestead with a small forest and grassland with ruminants and chickens, mostly animal based diet - that's the life.
    not being a sardine in a can you don't own

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My theory is that his wife called his infidelity out and they got in a big argument which lead to him choking her to death. Then being the dumbass he is he thought the best way to cover his tracks would be to kill his children as well and make up a story about how she left him and took the kids with her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the Greek version he only went for the wife and the dog, while he spared the child.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did he fal for the asian gold digger?
        greece has really cute girls

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He lived the perfect american suburban life. Big house, big cars, loving family.
    He lived a boring life.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Selfish sociopathic man who got himself stuck probably with an unbearable woman.

    I love my wife and my son is perfect but I get why men abandon their familied and kill their spouses.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the weird children noises and vague appearances on bodycam during the police inspection of the house.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      link?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    probably wife and kids you have to sacrifice your life for them so with killing them he prevented his death.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just know she contributed to him snapping like he did

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    probably because his wife was needy and boring. the kids probably saw it happen.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    drunk on ass

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mouth fart vacuum or something like that

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because thats not life for a man.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you ever got a taste of that girl's enchanting anus, you'd kill your wife and kids too to get more

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thoughts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Americans are dumb

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate bait like this because it’s so completely obvious as to why he snapped like that.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell from the picture that his wife doesn't look sane.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He told his wife he was having an all anal affair with a younger hotter girl and that he wants a divorce and that he wants to civilly Co parent the kids like responsible adults and she went at with him a knife, chased him around the house screaming and in a desperate attempt of self defense he clotheslined her which result in a broken neck and she died. During the chase the daughters came out of their room and witnessed it. From their perspective they just saw "daddy killing mommy" and started pointing fingers calling their daddy a murderer. Enraged, he clapped back at them "murderer huh? You think I'm a murderer? Well if I'm a murderer maybe I should act like one" and he wrapped a blanket around Cicis face and suffocated her while staring at the other child dead in the face. When cici stopped struggling he coldly removed the blanket from her face, maintaining eye contact with the other child, and said "who's the murderer now?" The child then went "is the same thing that happened to cici going to happen to me?" to which he replied "yes".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bella slightly raises her head revealing a smirk that was previously covered by the brim of her fedora and replies “I guess you are a murderer after all ;)”. Chris is suddenly overcome with rage and lunges at Bella to finish what she started. Bella does a triple backwards summersault and dodge’s Chris’s tackle while at the same time grabbing him with her legs while in mid air and throws him through the wall, directly into chris’s secret armory. Chris wipes his mouth and notices blood on his hand and let’s out a slight chuckle, “impressive”, he says. Chris suddenly reaches into a crevice in the wall, unsheathing a 650 year old imperial katana from the Jin dynasty while robotic arms cover his whole body with a suit of state of the art armor. Bella pulls out her twin daggers her father bought her on her birthday and assumes a hassō-no-kamae stance and suddenly cici appears behind her sister, both with fire in their eyes. “It’s going to be a long night” says Bella, smugly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ass drunk father looks at his daughters and realizes he’s clearly outnumbered but he’s willing to go to any distance to annihilate them because they were the last obstacle in his way to a life of unlimited anal sex with his deviously sex crazed and beautiful girlfriend. Bella and cici both jump to opposite sides of the house running along the walls then launch themselves directly at Chris with their daggers pointing right at him. Chris was able deflect cici’s attack but wasn’t so lucky with Bella as she managed to poke her extremely sharp and dagger point into the razor thin gap in his nearly perfectly engineered armor, causing Chris to release his grip and drop his blade. A sin in the eyes of the legendary blacksmith who forged it for Japanese general Quan Shi Jin, who was known for ravaging the asses of his enemies wives after battle. A man Chris greatly admired. Chris knew his time was nearly up as the girls began to approach him. Bella picks up the katana, raises it effortlessly, tears streaming down her face as she is preparing to sever her own fathers head. Chris, nearly about to accept his fate remembers the feeling of his girlfriend’s tight rectum squeezing his member with a death grip quickly exclaims “WAIT”. Bella stops the blade less than a centimeter away from Chris’s neck. All 3 are crying at this point. Chris, for himself, the girls for the love they have for their father despite what he did to their mother. Being the monster he is, he decides to take advantage of their vulnerability. A weakness in his eyes. “Daddy loves you” he says, revealing his hand was in a button that was hidden in their shag carpet. Chris starts laughing maniacally while armed drones come flying from behind him gunning the girls down. “I’m finally free” he says.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats the purpose of 2 garages?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One for cars, one for storage/woodworking/etc.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shanan wasn't a karen. Men married married with karens don't kill their wives.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >big house
    big debt.very hard to keep tidy and clean. soulless environment
    >big cars
    a pain to park, ugly, expensive
    >loving family
    can hardly provide delicious anal

    You've got the answer from the start

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