He loved it

It's going to be a smash success, finally a movie that shows what the right really wants to do.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My buttblasted rightoid friends are on suicide watch, this movie is going to open up everyones eyes. Better start planning the cope for losing the election now because this just sealed the deal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The movie shows that the right just wants to kill all minorities. Obviously that's not a good thing right before an election.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just want to impregnate minority women chudbros...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I just want to impregnate minority women chudbros...
            >minority
            >blacks are a majority race
            >East Asians are a major race
            >West Asians are a majority race
            >Latinos are a majority race
            On what planet do you reside?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's part of the humiliation ritual to pretend that whites are a majority.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >But like whites are a majority in first world countries and so like the poc are minorities there but I mean like what's a white person anyway? It's just a social construct, except when it's literal racism to be white. Okay chud?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm a disingenuous c**t.
                Mmhmm

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Refuses to elaborate

                How typical of a mid like you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go do it in India or China

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          We do though. And it is good. Build the Wall won in 2016. I hate all non-whites and you should too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They'd do the same to us. Better to have the power than not. People who lose control of their homeland don't get another. They live as the oppressed for the rest of history.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh noes le heckin optics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where have I heard that before?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie shows that the right just wants to kill all minorities. Obviously that's not a good thing right before an election.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    POV: You're the wrong kind of American

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like he's walking towards me so he can ask me to buy him more estrogen pills.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woah he looks like a super deadly assassin here

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this guy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is Youtubes leading movie critic. He is also in the process of launching his own self made horror movie which is already making a buzz at film festivals. Basically if he likes your movie it's guaranteed to make at least 300 million.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, but he should just shave what's left of his hair off.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        With a shotgun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a leading aids recovery advocate.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon, america is ruled by zionists with double nationalities who steal your hard earned money to send it all to their true nation and homeland, americans are all pretty much their slaves, left or right all the USA politicians should be gone and replaced with a government who truly represents the american people and their ideals, and the only way to achieve that is by force, if you think this is some sort of white nationalist propaganda you have to realize that the people most affected by the zionists in power are brown and black people

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I trust a grown man in a Goku sweater about quality?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >review

    I thought he wasn’t going to review movies anymore because he’s a filmmaker now and yada yada yada. Or something like he purposely makes shit movies seem better than they are or something? Idk I haven’t seen his vids in a while

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't give scores anymore he just talks about the movie and then runs an ad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s gay

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    awesome review chris! hey when's shelby oaks coming out? I've been looking at festivals and don't see it screening anywhere??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just because you haven't been invited to the elite screenings. Sorry pleb.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milk toast reviewer enjoys milk toast movie that goes out of it's way not to offend anyone. Go figure

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently it offended the left because andy gno was credited.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was the guy recording the entire movie or just happened to snap that picture in the brief second that those names flashed on screen? Perhaps it was his second viewing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Andy Ngo a "nazi"?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because he doesn't support sacrificing children to molach.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gay asian dude
          I don't know, he just doesn't seem to be Nazi material

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He does a lot of coverage of antifa and deranged troony criminal activity

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because he's gay, not white yet documents and criticizes the insanity of the people who believe he should be worshipping.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their opinions never matter

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the right doesn’t want to live under leftygay insanity. If there was a civil war, it’d be for secession for that reason, and nobody but lefties imagine killing minorities. It’s some fricked up fantasy you have, imagining that’s what the people you need to demonize in your head so that you can pretend you are right about everything, really want. So in the end you are the only ones even fantasizing about it, which says a whole hell of a lot. In reality the right just wants the same damn thing they always wanted, to be left the frick alone, but leftoids are insane, and need to insert themselves into everywhere, and everyone’s lives, even though you don’t belong, even places you say you don’t care about. Which is it, do you not care about central US “flyover states”, or are they the focus of your obsession. Fricking moronic, the lot of ya.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You're expected to let Black folk beat you to death, and if you fight back in self defense you are put in jail
      >You're expected to die in the streets while Black folk get free housing
      >You're expected to work in an increasingly hostile workforce that hates your skin color
      >You're barely living paycheck to paycheck while illegals are being trucked in and given as much money as they want, out of your taxes
      Shit's coming to a boiling point, normal people are starting to pick up on how fricking crazy this shits getting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The funny thing is, lefties are the more racist of the two, despite what they want you to believe. They hate all whites and try to unperson them, but they are the EPITOME of white guilt and white savior complexes

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is the legal eagle of youtuber film "critic"

    Not as soul as Nostalgia Critic

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tell that to zodd's snapped neck

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this guys face just fill me with hatred?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He embodies all of the worst traits of the millennial. The obnoxious tattoos, the neckbeard, he's built in a way he could be buff but instead he lets himself exist in this half chubby state. The wishy washy way he reviews films never willing to commit too strongly to any belief makes it feel like he is trying to appeal to everyone.
      For me Jeremy Johns was a much better reviewer. Felt a lot more authentic even if he was probably just a shill as well. I don't watch either of them anymore but that is the feeling I got from them.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He loved it
    so it’s definitely shit

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When he wacked that guy in Julia I literally whispered to myself: stuckmanized! Because my mom and my brother were having sex in the other room.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet he says his catch phrase while he's having sex.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When he wacked that guy in Julia I literally whispered to myself: stuckmanized! Because my mom and my brother were having sex in the other room.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eat the dick Black personzolano.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            y queremos la paz

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stuckman more like bloatman

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