He really is inevitable.

He really is inevitable.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Deep sight*

    Somehow Thanos returned.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because he's purple, isn't it?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be so epic when Thanos comes back with everyone to fight Doctor Doom in the Secret Wars TV series in 2035!!!!! (because they won't have money for the movies by then)

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    but why

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
    Very prophetic.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't everyone jack off fully naked, though?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, why the frick would I? You're not one of those subhumans who jacks off and then cums on themself, are you?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          All over my tummy anon. Ropes of cum. And I don’t even wipe it off I just pull my shirt over it and tell everyone at work the water spilled on me after I leave the bathroom. But I know it didn’t.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don’t even wipe it off I just pull my shirt over it and tell everyone at work the water spilled on me after I leave the bathroom. But I know it didn’t.
            Okay, you based

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your gonna get pregnant dude

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cum smells way too foul for that to work

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can get cum rashes like that.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The issue is they literally already blew their load with his second movie technically already being him somehow returning.
    And they also spoiled Kang's gimmick of getting help from him from another timeline too.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worst part is he’ll likely be a hero or chaotic neutral. Which just makes my blood boil.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean they already fricked that up.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, he was already back in Endgame after they killed him.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely in character, but MCUgays are obsessed with "his story was over, he should stay dead" and bullshit like that, so they're not gonna like it.
    On the other hand, the MCU fricks everything up anyway, so comics patricians will also hate it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Absolutely in character, but MCUgays are obsessed with "his story was over, he should stay dead" and bullshit like that, so they're not gonna like it.
      Cause if it's anything Disney/Marvel does, it's listen to the fans and do things they like right?
      This shit is super inevitable and it's going to be Spider-Man who does him in this time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I DID say they were gonna frick this up like with everything else.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "somehow Thanos has returned"
    -Hawkeye

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