He saved millions of lives is what he did. He was a great Italian scientist. And in this house Fauci is a hero
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He saved millions of lives is what he did. He was a great Italian scientist. And in this house Fauci is a hero
He would've said that too. Livia would be the one that shits on Fauci.
Which characters would have been unvaxxed or vaxxed?
in my opinion
>unvaxxed
Ralphie
Christopher
AJ
Hesh
>Vaxxed
Everyone else
How the frick would paulie get vaxxed
>word to da wise, I got a flu shot back in 82’ and it nearly frickkin killed me!
>mercury, sodium sulphate I don’t want dat shit in my body T
He was a neurotic germaphobe. Paulie would be first in line for the jab.
he's a germophobe and old as frick, he'd be scared shitless of covid
Paulie would 100% be pro-vax and would be pissed if he found out anyone in the crew wasn't.
Tony would be anti-vax because it would kill his strip club business
Vaxxed up Paulie vs Unvaxxed Chrissy would have made for an excellent sideline storyline.
You just want to see Paulie as antivax because he is the the "based" one.
Paulie was funny and all but he was one of if not the biggest pieces of shit on the show.
>murdered and robbed elderly women in a nursing home because they were mean to mommy
>killed a waiter in cold blood when confronted about stiffing the waiter on a tip
>sniffed his friend's gf's panties
>orchestrated the hit on Tony
>murdered and robbed elderly women in a nursing home because they were mean to mommy
I think that was rather because he was late on his payments and ralphie was outshining him (if he was still alive).
>orchestrated the hit on Tony
You think so? Toneh almost had him killed a few episodes before and he was concious of it
AJ would do it but then regret it later on.
Chris would maybe plan to do it but would be too high to ever bother and keep procrastinating.
Christopher needed a vax that stopped him from sitting on dogs
Hesh
>you know, they experimented on my people once before
>unvaxxed
Tony
Paulie
Silvio
Furio
Janice(too lazy to go)
Livia
Meadow(she will not do it because she is contrarian to her parents and she is smart enough to know better)
>Vaxxed
Christopher(he likes needles)
Carmela
A.J(too dumb to figure it out or care enough, and docile to his parents. Might be saved if he faints right before getting the clotshot)
Melfi
Pussy(will say he is unvaxxed, but he got vaxxed behind everyone's back)
Ralphie(gets convinced by Janice)
Artie
Junior
Bobby
>unvaxxed
>Paulie
he was a germaphobe. He absolutely would be vaxxed.
Correct observation. I have totally forgotten that.
I guess he will be very vocal about the dangers of getting the rona and get bullied by his peers for this so he will decide to take the vaxx in secrecy, but because he is bad at hiding stuff, Tony and his pals will find out eventually and clown him about it
Janice would try to shame others for not taking Covid seriously and being unvaxxed but would be unvaxxed herself. Tony calls her on this and she says it’s because she has a preexisting medical condition that doesn’t allow her to get it
Meadow would be vaxxed and use that as emotional leverage against Tony and as an excuse to avoid responsibility
When she gets into an argument with Carmella, Carmella says she’s full of shit and it’s probably a big scam and Covid is just a flu (she is herself vaxxed)
Pauline would have pushed some old lady aside to get the first dose
Then learnt about the side effects and start threatening the nurse who administered the shot.
absolutely brainlet take
Ralphie would brag loudly about having a fake card and parade it around to everyone and make a big deal of showing it around when he went in public
Hesh would absolutely get vaxxed and get mad at people around him for not being vaxxed and masked up either
paulie actually has double the shots as everyone else and getting more with fake covid cards
>Hey Tony, we heard you didn't employ the mask policy at the Bing, did you know that it's a federal crime to disobey covid restrictions?
>what da frick? What next? no beer and pork? Marone! Might as well have them wearin burqas for Christ fricking sake!
Ha I work with people that work with agent Harris, matt servito. Apparently he's bad with money and a bit of a prick to work with.
COVID's over, shut the frick up
>stop remembering we wanted to put you in camps and ostracized from society
There was none of that, now shut the frick up. It's over.
Nah, go frick yourself covidiot fauci-worshiper.
sounding a bit like the israelites with their "muh holocaust" whining there
Do y'all ever go outside or is your world just /misc/?
My parents still refuse to go inside any building without a mask on and they've said they'll keep doing it for the rest of their lives. The whole covid scam turned a lot of people into permanently mentally ill schizos.
combination of covid and the january donald trump election riot have turned the majority of the population into permanent schizos
As a germaphobe I am wondering why everyone doesn't want to wear PPE at least during winter.
>1 in 4 people doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom. INCLUDING TAKING A SHIT
>one sick person can literally just coof and sneeze their way to infecting hundreds or even thousands at home
>no one self quarantines
You shouldn't be required to... but I personally would wear a biohazard suit if I could get away with it socially. Most individual humans may be individually clean, but collectively people are fricking vile disgusting creatures.
>never forget the 6 million lost jobs because they wouldn't take the clot shot
>60 million denied freedoms
>600 million Rosa Parks, never forget
Is it horseshoe theory if racist incels have the persecution complex they accuse other groups of having? How many 2 week intervals longer until the vaxxers are dead?
>[by not fricking staying]*** at home
my bad
I dont care whether vaxxers are dying or not, schizo. I'm just not going to take it
you're 15 aren't you. post a pic
Exactly, let bygones be bygones. We need a covid Amnesty, we all made some mistakes and rushed into things.
For now.
its not. its still going around and its lowering IQ globally cus it causes neuron degredation. It also is increasing rates of alzheimer's and vascular diseases. All of these are compounded by multiple infections. We are fricked.
IT'S NOT OVER. WEAR THE MASK. WASH YOUR HANDS. GET BOOSTED. YOU CHUDS ARE GOING TO GET PEOPLE KILLED.
No it’s not, mask up and get your booster
Eh Tone, why they told us to take it to stop the spread when it didn't do that?
Come on Chrissy, help Paulie Walnuts fill out this fugazi vaccine card
Fauci did nothing wrong, unironically.
>Tony breathes heavily and his covid mask inflates and deflates like a balloon with each breath
covidposting can't fricking make a comeback. 2 years of that boring shit. please don't start again
If ivermectin is good enough for Pie-Oh-My, then its good enough for me.
>i must be loyle to big farmer
How would he fare during Covid? Would he separate the chairs? Would he still do the high chair bit if so?
>has to have less tables for social distancing
>less people show up
>there's probably a scene of him ranting about it killing his business
>might try to be shady and add more tables but then gets caught
>the gangsters are still frequently pigging out and not paying their tab
He'd be fricked.
He would dig his heels in about setting up a covid shack on the sidewalk because it doesn't fit the fine dining experience of Vesuvios. Charmaine would chew his ass out until he eventually caves.
I imagine he'd be getting in fights with Uber eats driver and getting his ass kicked on the regular.
Trust the science. Just not those scientists. And don't you dare impune the fine scientists at the Wuhan institute of Virology.
ESL slop thread
nah, frick you dad you fat fricking wop
>family is on the fence with Tony leaning towards no and Carmella going along with it, Meadow rebels and wants to get the vax right away
>Livia goes on a big rant about how COVID is a israeli scam and the vaccines are poison and then dies a few episodes later when her "retirement community" has an outbreak.
>Carmella immediately gets the shot, Meadow gets the shot, AJ being grandma's favorite doesn't want to get the shot but Carmella forces it on him with Tony's blessing
>Tony tells his family he got vaxxed but secretly doesn't do it because he knows he could die any die so what's the point
nailed every single one
Chrissy will kill the dog by giving it COVID
Tony would have hated Fauci for real. Being forced to do shit and having him be the cause of lockdowns causing them revenue no way lol.
Janice would be vaxxed. Carmela. She'd prob get the kids done without Tony's knowledge.
Ralphie wouldn't be.
Livia wouldn't even get the flu shot.
Tony would be the biggest anti-vaxxer ever, he'd be absolutely pissed at all the checkpoints, curfews, bans and especially the mask mandate when he goes out.
We would see a scene where he brutally beats up some wagie for arguing with him to wear a mask.
At the same time he'd make batsoup jokes and probably through a burning bag of dog shit in china town.
Meadow would get super angry at him for being ignorant and anti science, and probably storm off. Carmella would pester him to get the vaxx too
All of Tony's crew's businesses with the exception of the Bing would be considered essential. And even the Bing they would probably still run as a "restaurant" allowing takeout (i.e. business as usual). The crew would also be grifting to an extreme degree from PPP and other government programs. There would also be investment shenanigans.
Tony and crew would obviously be upset at mask mandates, etc. but the pandemic would be great for business and they would just ignore all the other stuff. As for the vaccine, Tony would absolutely see both sides of the issue. Probably wouldn't get vaxxed himself but would understand if people wanted to or didn't and wouldn't push it on people. Except for maybe Chrissie after he fricked up and got covid for the 3rd time and couldn't shakedown a business.
>COVID.. COVID..!! Biden is using it as an excuse to erode our constitutional protections and you're falling for it!!
There's no fricking way she wouldn't be fanatically pro-lockdown.
Jabbies are dying all around me
All around me
All around me
Jabbie, jabbie, why'd you do this?
Jabbies are dying all around me
All around me
All around me!
HE SAVED THOUSANDS OF LIVES IS WHAT HE DID
HE WAS A GREAT CAPTAIN
AND ON THIS BOARD GREGORIO DE FALCO IS A HERO
now get the frick on board
I've only seen the first two episodes and I feel like I've already seen all the big memes