He should have died in episode 6

He should have died in episode 6

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What, and make his rescue redundant?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make his rescue redundant?
      He would make a heroic sacrifice

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Vader made the heroic sacrifice.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Leia thaws out Han in Jabba's palace
      >Han is a corpse, didn't survive the freezing process
      >Leia freaks out and her latent force powers manifest
      >she goes hard dark side and slaughters every motherfricker in the room, like Anakin with the sand people
      >when Luke finally arrives, Leia is living there in the palace as a half-crazed warlord who barely recognizes him at first
      >Luke has to work to understand what's happened and get Leia to let go of Han's death so she'll return to the Rebellion
      >Luke goes to see Yoda to ask what the hell just happened, and gets the "Leia's your sister" reveal
      >Luke ends up more apprehensive about his own ability to control his powers, but also comes to understand how a good person could fall to the dark side and still come back
      >Luke resolves to go confront Vader once more
      There you go, a more interesting first half of RotJ.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she goes hard dark side and slaughters every motherfricker in the room, like Anakin with the sand people

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like father, like daughter.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomer detected. Why the frick would you reference Anakin and the sand people 20 years before that scene appeared?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, take your fricking meds.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a fan comic that features a Darksider Leia. In it, she’s captured by the Empire and turned into an Inquisitor, being trained by Vader himself.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There’s a fan comic that features a Darksider Leia
          There's an official one too
          In the alternate versions of the original trilogy; Ep 4 leia turns bad, Ep 5 luke dies and leia becomes a jedi, and Ep 6 where Vader turns good, wears a white suit etcetera...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no scene with Leia in the gold slave bikini
        And just like that, Star Wars would have been forgotten after a few years.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's about what I expect for Disney Wars

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe fan fic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the dumbest fricking Star Wars related post I've seen.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Leia is living there in the palace as a half-crazed warlord
        Kek, nice.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he also should have died in the plane crash irl
    fordchads stay winning

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making the first third of the movie pointless? Nah.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He should have died in episode 6
    Agreed. It was Ford's wish and one of the original ideas for ROTJ. In hindsight the story they had planned for the sixth movie would've been more interesting than the happy ending we got, but I liked it as a child.

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  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Off course not. SW is a classic hero journey. Han had to get the girl.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SW is a classic hero journey.
      Where in the "heroes journey" does the rogue "get the girl"?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is part of the protagonist posse. His objective/motivation was to get the girl. It was the whole reason for his character arc/ transformation. Off course he would get her in the end.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >His objective/motivation was to get the girl
          No it wasn't lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luke is the hero not Han. Luke doesn't get a girl at any point in any of the films. Han is a classic anti-hero and therefore it's perfectly acceptable for them to die via self sacrifice.

      Having Han die during the Endor ground battle would actually give it some stakes like how in the space battle and emperors throne room there are moments you think the heroes will lose.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah that would've been shit. George made the right decision.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's too grim, I'm glad the trio had a happy ending in 6

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should have tied yesterday

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tied what anon? I wear pull on boots, they don't have laces

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do I make millions off a good movie
    >or milk this shit for billions

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just rewatched this after forever. ending is pretty wholesome. i miss those times.

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