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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doubt he can work with extreme budgets, gravitate between producers and handle studio pressure

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    qrd who he is?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Director of Mandy and Beyond the Black Rainbow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing he didn't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      son of George Cosmatos

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why this homie named after an italian dessert

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds Greek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nepobabbys get weird names

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >takes 30 years to make a trilogy
    Yes, would have been kino.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    isn't he the dude who directed that one flavor-of-the-month nicolas cage flick?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino choice, you're a patrician among plebs

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >100% greek name
    >italian-Canadian
    Wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His dad:
      >Cosmatos was born to a Greek family in Florence, Italy, and grew up in Egypt and Cyprus.
      Mum was Swedish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      canadians a new world country so it doesnt have name. a hussein is just as canadian a name as mcintyre. same with all new worls nations

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His dad:
      >Cosmatos was born to a Greek family in Florence, Italy, and grew up in Egypt and Cyprus.
      Mum was Swedish.

      And then white people have the nerve to call other people "mutts" lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >And then white people have the nerve to call other people "mutts" lmao

        Except "white" is a term coined in the 1500s for New World immigrants. I have zero interest in identifying as "white". I am a European American.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >that's right goy, don't call yourself white!
          Is this some sort of new D&C psyop?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Is this some sort of new D&C psyop?

            The frick are you on about? I simply don't want to be identify with white American trash. Being white American is the death of my culture. I shouldn't be forced to speak English and forced to identify as white or get rid of my culture.

            White is a thing that only exists in America, Canada, Australia, etc. FACT!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not a single person in Europe identifies as white, it's an exclusively American term, full of exclusively American insecurities.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Кocмaтый Кocмaтoc, бpaвo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cosmatos
      This homie must be hairy af fr lmao stop the cap lmao

      kek

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This fat frick needs to get off his fat fricking ass and make more kino.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How has he not sued Stranger Things yet?
    It's literally BtBR in the form of a TV series for normies.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cosmatos
    This homie must be hairy af fr lmao stop the cap lmao

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yfw his dad directed Rambo II and Tombstone

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only if brings over the visual language of Poor Thin- oh nevermind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The effette arthomosexualry of Lanthimos pales before the fullblooded nerdy American style of Cosmatos. His next flick's gonna slap so hard.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Italian-Canadian film director
    weird, I always thought he was Greek or something. either way, no. working with huge budgets means working with boards and studio execs, which means sacrificing the soul of a film to gain "mass appeal". let Cosmatos keep making small budget kino

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And pic related should have directed True Detective S4.His movies are known as memey in Greece but I think he can film good noir if you put the comically excessive swearing aside,would have been kino with a good budget

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are all greek directors weird af?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He should have directed June. He has the perfect actress for Lady Jessica, and the perfect actress for Alia already lined up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >JUNC

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Panos Cosmatos
    >Greek name
    >Italian
    >Canadian

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Canadian
    Eww.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His dad was also a director (George P. Cosmatos)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In fact Panos financed his first feature with residuals from his dad's movie Tombstone

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >italian
    >greekest of greek names

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it should've been him all along

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he should direct a low budget live action Warhammer 40k movie

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Italian-Canadian
    >Greek Name
    >Mexican/Texan face
    This man is certified spy material

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