He shouldn't ever curse

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only character that doesn't curse is somehow the best character
    kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah about that
      he says frick in the new episodes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not right

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's not left either.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The frick are you gonna do about it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cry.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Murdering...

            I'll go out murdering.
            And then I'll come home.
            And I'll have...
            Beans on toast.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/OeDOev6.png

          He shouldn't ever curse

          He should have told Lucifer to "Go to Heaven".
          Not only would it be a cute play on the statement, it would be a solid burn to Lucifer and be in character for Alastor to say, considering he doesn't care about, nor wants to go to heave in the first place.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not right

        I deliberately suggest bad ideas in the threads in the hopes that industry people see it and use them
        That was one of them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        damn, can't even let the 1950s-ish radio host censor himself to remain classy. Good job vivzie, way to ruin the one character that had something going for him. Wouldn't it make more sense that alastor has an aristocratic view of things given that he's in the pride ring? I know he's not human but he is of that area anyway. So why not emphasize it with him and his use of language. Seriously if all characters speak the same, what really separates their interactions beyond the things they are interested in or want? It's an absolute death of character dynamics to have them all speak the same as each other.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he's not human
          He is though

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have a link?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go fren

      https://wetransfer.com/downloads/24e4c57cb06fa176a6dbb961c6fde99720240126003832/80538b

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        episode 6

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://wetransfer.com/downloads/18e6d80f9fac060e9899b1b18855fb0f20240126004000/1ca75c

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Here you go fren

            https://wetransfer.com/downloads/24e4c57cb06fa176a6dbb961c6fde99720240126003832/80538b

            You don't have episode 2 and 4 over there, right?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://upmovies.to/watch/QvMqqDQv-hazbin-hotel-season-1.html

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://wetransfer.com/downloads/18e6d80f9fac060e9899b1b18855fb0f20240126004000/1ca75c

        >https://wetransfer.com/downloads/24e4c57cb06fa176a6dbb961c6fde99720240126003832/80538b
        [...]
        This a virus?

        They are virus?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/laemchink/status/1748759598776135851?t=c8r175BUJrJoGF96wo_Tqg&s=19
    Here's the source for the one who asked in the last thread.
    Thought on heaven?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those two are too old-school now. We need fanart of maskless lute.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You just know she was secretly thinking "Frick that's hot. Stupid, but hot."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She is really cute

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >date with the boss ruined by two c**ts

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >His Lieutenant is also his handler and possible lover
            Also she's hot. What's her style anyway?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Adam talks and treats to her normally
            >she supports Adam every time she is onscreen
            They honestly seem way more like a couple than all the official relationships in HH and HB.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Never takes off the mask
            >Never recalls Eve, Lilith, or Lucifer
            Possessed by the mask to forget about Eve

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I love how they're just chilling. That content look on Lute's face before realizing there's demon scum afoot. I also appreciate that Viv lets her badass warrior chicks still look and act pretty feminine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Loved Lute as hypeman for Adam in the first episode

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              and then Adam became her hype man in this episode

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Look at that little smirk and tell me they’re not screwing each other.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "fanart"...right...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          your art is really fricking good

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nahhh It's not, that's why I don't bother with going to drawthreads anymore, don't want to ruin their "deliveries" anymore ¯_(ツ)_/¯

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Don't let those threads get you down, they're just bot central anyways. I like your lines and think you're good at drawing the characters accurately, from one drawgay to another

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if you knew who I was, the supportive attitude would change super fast lol, but it's nice from time to time not to sign my stuff and keep anons guessing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >if you knew who I was, the supportive attitude would change super fast lol

                NTA but homie what the frick did you do? I promise you unless you are fricking kids or something I'll at least support your art journey man.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >someone would tell this anon that they suck
              ??? Fricking unreal
              Artists are so mean to each other
              You do not suck

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > quickly drawn lines yet clean
                > subtle on-model art yet with small changes to add volume
                > attention to small but funny details
                > terrible self esteem
                > hangs out or used to hang out in Cinemaphile drawthreads
                yeah it's all comming together
                > doesn't sign his art for fear of being called out because he's a pedo furgay who traces
                yeah that's 100% Aval0nX

                "fanart"...right...

                frick off you pedo furgay nobody likes your trash you couldn't finish that one shitty game and are still mooching off people who believe you're still working on it. You never finish anything and you should just have a nice day.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the first anon you replied to and I have no idea who that is I'm just here to simp for Alastor and talk about the show with anons because outside of a few friends I do not have a greater forum for discussion
                I'm not even on Cinemaphile all the time but obviously he doesn't suck at drawing
                Do you draw anon? Do you write? Do you do anything creative?
                If not then you don't really have a right to be so mean to someone just because they might be slow working on something
                It takes a lot to make something you know

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          GREAT! now I headcanon that Adam knows each an every exorcist by memorizing the dimensions of their ass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you also did this one on the other thread right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            "fanart"...right...

            HA! I FRICKING KNEW IT WAS YOU! Hope you're doing good bud! thanks for the pics and don't mind the chuds.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              what social media is this

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                baraag, it's the only place a lot of "artists" of his kind can post without being banned

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you also did this one on the other thread right?

              kek

              10/10 can support.

              ...fine...I'll do one more...*runs away* ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Beautiful.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nice
                please do a verbalese doing that black gay sidewalk while charlie looking at him next.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, It'll cost you $50K, money up front bud

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have to debtmaxx for that... I should just pay the official animators 10k instead.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >trying to do a doodle and never drew a furry esque art before
                >unsure how schizo I should go with design/patterns on the clothing
                For people here with OCs how schizo did you go with the clothing choices I feel like mine is too simple

                >is that how it works?!
                I laughed
                Anon that's really cute
                Emily has already eaten the forbidden fruit now she just needs to eat out Charlie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Sera not knowing how lesbians have sex
                It's the little details that make you one of my favorite comedic artists. Loved your Grojband Fancomic brother, glad to see you're still alive.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Charlie on top
                >Not getting fricked in doggy by a strapon dragondildo
                Nice otherwise.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                maybe they switch? sometimes the other likes to be the "girl" y'know.
                Still cute as frick tho
                Emily's halo eye half closed and Sera's eyes all focused on the same spot sells it for me, like that anon said. It's the little details

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you also did this one on the other thread right?

                "fanart"...right...

                Funnier than the show honestly

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your art is great, hope to see more!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            10/10 can support.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She is really cute

        "fanart"...right...

        Good thing that last thread got deleted. Some anon asked for more Lute and I almost revealed my stash

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Show us the stash anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            !!!ALERT!!!: Cinemaphile being actively vandalised by buttmad janny homosexual.
            >not the first time he's banned legit Hazbin threads today just because he doesn't like them
            >show just released two new episodes six hours ago
            >homosexual is deleting active threads talking about them
            >almost 400 posts long
            >80 users
            >getting several new posts per minute
            >legit topic of conversation
            >that thread only became a mainline popular thread due to others being deleted
            >then he deletes the thread those people gravitate to
            >actively trying to stifle and shut down Hazbin discussion
            I see you jannie homosexual. Frick you in the neck you lying little c**t. Other jannies need to do something about this homosexual abusing his position. Has no legit reason to delete that thread, or the others.

            Hazbin bros we need to have this addressed, and to everyone else whether you like the show or not, so do you.

            I walked away from my PC to eat, but apparently it was posted milliseconds before the thread got pruned

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's time, anone

              ?si=s-ThArgwAARUKz36

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I wanna relax on the couch though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The way she said wiener was so hot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why does this one cute little cartoon character cause so much seething blind homosexual rage Cinemaphile?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She is really cute

        OH NO SHE'S HOT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lute a cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >https://wetransfer.com/downloads/24e4c57cb06fa176a6dbb961c6fde99720240126003832/80538b

      https://wetransfer.com/downloads/18e6d80f9fac060e9899b1b18855fb0f20240126004000/1ca75c

      This a virus?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thanks

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it worked. Lucifer isn't an equal like Vox that Alastor can clown on. He can insult Alastor to his face and there's not much Alastor can do about it, which probably makes him seethe. If he's not the most important guy in the room, Alastor throws a hissy fit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. The guy got salty when it turned out the other top overlords generally didn't give a frick that he disappeared for years or what he was up to. Alastor was already seething and eye twitching the second Lucifer showed up before even talking to him.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When will the eps be uploaded to mega? Wet transfer is blocked for my shit ass country

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both episodes are on piratebay now.

      https://thepiratebay.org/description.php?id=74447015
      https://thepiratebay.org/description.php?id=74446909

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A moan escapes him when he has sex with Charlie.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Total Alastor Mommydom

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think Alastor and Charlie shouldn't swear

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie can swear sometimes, but only small things like shit and ass, saying the F word should be something she struggles to do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I did laugh in the pilot when she attempts to call someone a "bitch" but it comes across like she's never swore in her life

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >saying the F word should be something she struggles to do.
        >are you fricking with me with this shit charlie?
        >no I'm not errr fffuu fuu fuuu fricking with you
        I could see it work like she's embarrassed to say it for some reason

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is 8 episodes seemingly the standard for streaming series anyway? I don't think Hazbin needs a full 26 but an extra 4 or so would of been nice for it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard it's because it would be risky for both A24 and Amazon to invest into an unproven indie concept. If too many episodes are planned, made, & released, there will be enormous financial damage in case if it flops.

      This first season is them testing the waters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean yes that's part of it but even proven stuff like Invincible gets a second season.. and it's only 8 episodes (and released in the fricking weirdest way).

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too many threads? Clearly some are shitposters.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mass deletes threads for no reason, while also deleting the only thread with Hazbin Hotel in its subject
    So what was janny trying to accomplish? Accidently press the wrong button while jerking off to 10-year-old cartoon girls and boys?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get it, they didnt have a problem with Hazbin and Helluva threads for like 4 years but now that the show is finally out is wrong?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of them was nearing bump limit too and the moron just deleted it, ridiculous. There wasn't even that many in the first place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get it, they didnt have a problem with Hazbin and Helluva threads for like 4 years but now that the show is finally out is wrong?

      One of them was nearing bump limit too and the moron just deleted it, ridiculous. There wasn't even that many in the first place

      What else would you expect from the fat troglodytes that are in charge of Cinemaphile, when an actual good cartoon comes out once every 10 years the jannies get upset it steals the spotlight from whatever degenerate fetish threads they jerk off in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >an actual good cartoon
        Hey now, lets not get ahead of ourselves here.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, if it were the same Alastor from years ago that we were all perceiving to be a borderline Gary Stu, yeah.
    But, this Alastor doesn't seem like hot shit the minute he gets actual pressure.
    I don't know, especially with it being Lucifer, it was valid, should he curse like a sailor? God no, but it was probably the best swear of the whole series honestly.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Eventually Alastor's body smell and the smell of his clothes from him being dirty and never washing becomes overwhelming. And he's essentially begged by Charlie to clean his clothes [i.e. his singular set] and take a bath.
    >Putting Alastor's clothes in the washing machine and drier for him.
    >Standing with Alastor in front of the mirror and helping him brush and floss his teeth for the first time in years
    >Alastor 'twitching' or 'accidently biting down once or twice from his un-ease at being touched, breaking the skin of your fingers
    >He makes some [half] joking comment about how 'you have a great taste'
    >Helping Alastor take a bath, Having to tell him to lift up his arms and legs so you can get into his various pits.
    >He's moving away from the touch the entire time as you move your hands and the cloth over the various scars and marks down his body.
    >The bath water almost looks like tar after 20 minutes of him in there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can imagine this so vividly
      >when you're done bathing him and help him dry off, he's pouty so you hug him extra tight and tell him that he's such a good boy
      >start sniffing him
      >tell him that he smells so good now
      >he tells you that you're embarrassing him even though no one else is around
      >suck his dick

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im suprized nobody is talking about how Mimzy borrowed 50 grand. Its likley a coincidence it still made me chuckle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Verbalase going for Mimzy too? damn he gets around!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think all the episodes have been done for a while so must be a coincidence, probably. No idea how the timeline for this shit works, I think for cgi movies and stuff they keep working pretty much up to release mostly just touching stuff up, but I don't think they can rerecord dialogue and animate it that quickly.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If this show knew how to better hold off on the swearing and actually used it in the way they did in this episode then the few times they did swear would have magnitudes more impact.
    Alastor swearing at Lucifer has a degree of impact because its obvious likely for later to be revealed plot reasons, That Alastor has some sort of dislike of Lucifer, But also knows he's not just someone he can scare or physically intimidate by growing his antlers out and making a le spooky face.

    So him getting frustrated at someone not backing down to him and starting to swear actually makes a degree of sense in this one scenario.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know whether to be impressed that this singular 'frick you' stands out so significantly because it's technically a VERY telling character moment for Alastor, or to be sad that it's marred by the show overusing swearing.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie honestly had a much better example in Sir Pent than Angel Dust for a redeemable Sinner, its honestly hard to believe that Goober was damned to Hell in the first place. Is Charlie stupid?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, Charlie asked validly what the angels defined as worthy enough to get into Heaven, but I think I'd ask the opposite too. Because Pentious really is such a frickwit that I find it hard to believe he's comparable to some of the actual gutter trash we'd find in 'hell' arguably especially Angel Dust who definitely might have earned his spot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The writers expect you to feel sorry for Angel Dust and think that he deserves to be redeemed, even though he never addresses his real issues. That being a sex loving, drug addict is harming him and that he should find a better way to cope.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    !!!ALERT!!!: Cinemaphile being actively vandalised by buttmad janny homosexual.
    >not the first time he's banned legit Hazbin threads today just because he doesn't like them
    >show just released two new episodes six hours ago
    >homosexual is deleting active threads talking about them
    >almost 400 posts long
    >80 users
    >getting several new posts per minute
    >legit topic of conversation
    >that thread only became a mainline popular thread due to others being deleted
    >then he deletes the thread those people gravitate to
    >actively trying to stifle and shut down Hazbin discussion
    I see you jannie homosexual. Frick you in the neck you lying little c**t. Other jannies need to do something about this homosexual abusing his position. Has no legit reason to delete that thread, or the others.

    Hazbin bros we need to have this addressed, and to everyone else whether you like the show or not, so do you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      First time, bros?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But when it happens to Sonicgays it's funny because IDW is shit and ruined best boy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even wanna know what they did to Shadow
          My beloved...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, internet Oldgay, and I still don't know why anyone puts up with this shit at all.

        I have my own filter behind my eyeballs, it's called a brain, so I don't need some other homosexual deciding what I can see or not. You Zoomies don't know what the old internet was like, we didn't have this kind of crap and me got along just fine.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mimzy never walks in that day, So Alastor and Lucifer keep arguing and getting more and more extreme
    >*Lucifer is fuming mad to the point he starts sprouting his le bible accurate Angel wings*
    >Alastor doesn't know when to stop and decides for one last knife twist before he's had enough fun.
    >"And you know...I wasn't lying about Charlotte calling me 'daddy'... [He is]
    >*Veins popping out of Lucifer's forehead*
    >"...She calls me it all the time...When we're in bed together!"
    >"I'LL KILL YOU!" Yelled like Mordecai in that one RS episode
    >Lucifer vaporizes everything in front of him in a 5KM line and wings Alastor with it. Maybe tears his outfit to shreds showing his scars to the rest of the cast for the first time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are scars so sexy...
      High key want to lick them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So does hell just have random demons walking around like Disney princesses and monologing their lives while singing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cannibals are allowed to do their thing on the sidewalk in public and even have their own section for it, people are easily getting murdered, shot, drugged, raped, etc. etc, so honestly, a singing homosexualy princess is the best scenario to run into.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but counter point you're expecting the evils of mankind you weren't expecting the local schizo to break out in song and dragging others into their manic episode like an audible virus or meme as it were until the whole city block is dancing and singing about the pains of a broken family and daddy never finding the gallon of milk.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know it's handwave-y to say, but heaven hates sinners for basically being the embodiments of chaos and causing it nonstop.
          I don't believe a normal sinner down there gives a genuine frick if they wanna break into musical numbers, it's probably an average Friday for them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hell is like the looney bin but also the staff are lunatics too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My head canon is that the musical numbers are caused by the ambient magic of the afterlife and humans just have to get used to them randomly happening after they die. Like you are just living in hell and then done day you burst out into a perfectly themed song and someone has to explain to you this happens at least once a month

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lilith is forcing everyone to dance and sing. It was foreshadowed in the intro of episode 1. Lilith is behind all the musical numbers. Kill Lilith, Kill the music. The death of Lilith makes hell weakened with no songs or musical numbers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That reminds me of God of War 3 when Kratos kills gods and their virtues disappear destroying the world

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the fastest these threads have ever moved was during the premiere when some liar convinced all of you that the Poison music-video had quote 'Actual penetration for 2 seconds' and everyone ITT collectively begged to be shown the non-existent scene of Val's moth dick turning Angel's ass into a windsock.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was hilarious
      Not everyone wants to admit it but we want to see the sexual and we're all exceptionally horny for one character or another

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason people [including me] thought that was possible for more then 5 seconds was because [a.] they gave the episode a higher rating then the other three that released, Which seemed odd, Considering Episode 1 technically has two people fricking in it, and [b.] Viv and her storyboarders are deranged fujo's

      So even though i doubted the claim from the get go, 1% of my mind still held onto that belief - "But what if?"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For that episode i just wanted to see if the shittergays are just throwing a b***h fit just cause they need to, and surely enough it was a nothingburger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I agree, I felt it was the most boring episode in the series by far.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That was SO devastating, I genuinely wanted to see the damn show jump the shark and gape Angel and they couldn't even DO THAT right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Weirdly that reminds me of the Cyberpunk hype, dumb rumors of being able to experience rape in the braindances and shit. I don't think it was even limited to Cinemaphile, though it's been a while. Very strange if it's intentional bullshit marketing.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly do not give a damn for what happens to Angel Dust. He is an butthole through and through. Viv can try all she wants to make me feel for him; he is still Angel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well he definitely has an butthole... or had one at least

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It would've actually been a decent joke and made the dickmaster scene from episode 1 retroactively tolerable if it turned out Adam acts like a proper good boy who never swears in front of the other angels. Maybe he could feign shock and disgust at Charlie saying "frick" to match Sera only to give Charlie a shit-eating grin when no one else was looking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had the exact same idea, was sad to see my headcanon quickly crushed even if I did find Adam far more enjoyable in this episode

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I finally now get why I don't like Blake Roman's Angel Dust voice. He sounds like a "kids show version" of Michael Kovach's Angel Dust voice. It sounds too nasally and Spongebob-esque to be taken seriously (especially when he sings), which is why in episode 4 he seems to slip out of the Angel Dust voice to do the dramatic parts because he obviously couldn't do it well in that kind of voice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I like Italian Angel Dust

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >its the finale of the arc
    >heaven gets invaded somehow
    >heaven souls are killed
    >thatswhatyouget.jpg
    >Charlie looking with horror
    >i became what i hated.
    >end of the arc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kino.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Gatchaman Crowds creator now drawing Alastor fanart
    Kind of surreal

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be an episode where Al gets demeaned and taken down several pegs? I feel like the implication that he's also a slave is leading up to that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the one Lilith shows up in.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think Lute is actually Root

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick.. anon don't do that, you'll inspire the directors horrid writing and the narrative will become even more of a salvageable mess

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lute has a really nice singing voice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The way she said wiener was so hot

      Those were nice treats

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie should hook up with the cute angel girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they put Emily with a male just to piss you off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I care? It's obviously not going to be canon one way or another because the show would never allow Charlie and Vaggie to break up. I just think they have more chemistry and their personalities+designs parallel nicely.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Male!Emily got that BBC.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My heart soars with joy whenever Vaggie gets cucked.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Like a character with little personality based on a pilot episode
    >NO HOW DARE HE NOT BE EXACTLY THE SAME AS HE WAS IN MY FANFICTIONS
    I don't get Alastorgays man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should go back to whatever cancerous site this shit screenshot you took came from

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor trying to get Charlie to call him dad 'daddy' was wonderful though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's gotta be because he's chained to Lilith and she probably talks about how insecure Lucifer is about being a bad dad right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's gotta be because he's chained to Lilith and she probably talks about how insecure Lucifer is about being a bad dad right?

        this is cucking but on a more intimate familiar level; I call it DUCKING

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want to frick Alastor
      kek what a lie
      I'm having a lot of fun with him and still love him regardless
      that person was a fake fan
      >never fell for a tumblr sexyman before
      I'm not trying to sound elitist and I don't like MOST sexymen but if you didn't at least like Onceler or the Warden you are just not gonna get it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't like MOST sexymen but if you didn't at least like Onceler or the Warden you are just not gonna get it
        Never got into either of them so that probably would explain why I don't get it. I did think the animal crossing cat was cute though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're gonna lose their minds when Alastor is made submissive and breedable once Lilith shows up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >*’Rosie’ scratches Alastor’s head like he scratches husks in front of everyone*
        >And he just has to stand there and take it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I want him to scratch my head like that

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Father & [adoptive] Daughter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Father's and Daughter's don't look at each other like this.....

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Pilot!Angel Dust: Is everyone's favorite character.
    >Series!Angel Dust: Most people despise him.

    What happened?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never liked him to begin with

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never liked Angel Dust but to a lot of people I think it just comes down to the show having too much of him and they're getting sick of him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never liked him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the new voice makes his go from confident annoying pron king to a teenage trying to shound thought

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, is this just a plot hole or am I missing something? Why did any of the angels who knew about the exterminations not think Charlie would talk about them at the trial? Wasn't part of her pitch to Adam initially that they wouldn't have to go all the way down to hell to do exterminations?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have realized something.

      The biggest flaw is not in the show, but in us. We are looking at it like it's any other animated series but it's not. This thing was made for the internet by the internet. And by internet I mean fandoms which dwell on tumblr and twitter and coomers. Everything you'd call a plot is just a setup to introduce eccentric characters, the more the better. So the next day you can write a fanfic about two characters who barely had a line, or you could make 20 minutes long video essay about something something something. Just look at this thread, people are already simping over the angel girl yet she barely had 1 minutes of dialogue.

      If the creators wanted the focus on the plot, they could have done better. For example. Less characters and better characters. Like instead of having literal serial killers and porn addicts, what about a cheater? Just a guy who fell in love with someone who isn't his wife? He did something bad, sure, but after all, what he felt was just love, which is a good thing, isn't it? It's not my idea, it's literally from Dante's inferno. But that's the thing. Dante felt sorry for most people he met in hell. Charlie could have been this character. Finding people you can sympathize with because they have flaws like you and I have and they want to be better and find redemption. I can sympathize with absolute nobody. But Alastor is great to watch. And that's where I started:

      Just enjoy the eccentric characters interact with each other and their dummy songs. If you question the show more than that it's going to fall apart in seconds.

      How come nobody has figured out yet you can kill them?
      Isn't it common knowledge that they are being killed because they are a threat to heaven? I mean ot was in a fricking book. Wouldn't that lead to the conclusion that "hey, if they are afraid of me, maybe I can hurt and ultimately overthrow them?"

      I could go on and on. So just enjoy the product and get excited for next product.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon...
        Listen, I have been writing my entire life and it's just second nature for me to think about ships and what my audience will or won't ship and which dynamics 2010s tumblr types would (or might) like and while that is all fun the story has to still be comprehensible because if shit just doesn't make sense it isn't enjoyable.
        Can strong characters carry a weak plot?
        Sure but that doesn't mean the weak plot isn't weak and that the foundation isn't faulty.
        Viv's problem is that like all creatives she needs a healthy dose of wrangling and also she's an artist first and a writer second.
        I see this all the time with my artist friends.
        They'll make the most banger art pieces and then when it comes to creating story it's like they get stumped beyond concept and that's okay because it's not their strength and I love helping them--it's a lot of fun to me!
        But I don't think Viv has anyone like that, at least not now, and it's clear she's too addicted to her fame and her big friends to listen to anyone else.
        >just enjoy product
        I will enjoy what I can out of it, write elaborate fanfiction around the canon, and get autistic with my OC and jerk off to my fantasies that's all anyone here can do when the source material is so lacking
        Also I don't like Viv as a person so I won't give her any money lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think I agree with everything you've just said. Maybe it's just coping, but sometimes it feels like they deliberately skipped the plot. Like you said. She had some good character designs and personalities and had some weak glue to stick them together. And that's it. I just made my peace with it. Like it feels like wasted potential sometimes, but it's basically Helltaker the series. It was just meant to be a tool inspire a fandom and to create porn. That's why it should have stayed on the internet instead of going on streaming where it will miss it's audience.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Furthermore listening back to some of the streams it really seems like Vivzie was making up lore on the fly for some questions
            Like when asked how tall Vox and Alastor was and she said "I dunno 7 feet?" and then laughed off it being a fetish
            The problem is that the stuff she made up got cemented as canon and then there was the Fautisse person
            If someone watched this show with zero knowledge of the pilot I cannot imagine the whiplash
            I didn't keep up for years even though I watched the pilot forever ago and I still had to spend a good few hours on the wiki and there are things I'm still confused about
            Hazbin's lore being all over the place doesn't help with the breakneck pace of so much being crammed into 8 episodes
            >Weak glue
            More like using cum as glue...sorry that's kinda gross...
            >should have stayed on the internet
            I strongly agree and cutting out the VAs the way she did negated any chance of me ever seeing Viv as a good person
            Her shady morals will inevitably come back to bite her at some point

            We always complain about how helluva turned into a gay love drama, but I actually would love to see hazbin turning into a lesbian love triangle with Emily, Vaggy and Charlie where in the end Alastor wienercorrects Charlie, cucking the other two.

            Holy--

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Discussing ships is higher culture and more intellectual than discussing the shallow moralizing in stuff like dante. That's what children think adults use art for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sera was likely hinging the situation on Adam being able to manipulate the circumstances to ensure the topic of the extermination was not brought up.

      In Charlie's eyes, everyone in heaven must be aware of the fact the exterminations are occurring, ergo why would she bring them up if everyone knows about it?

      The idea of redeeming sinners has sufficient reasoning on its own that the other angels of heaven don't need the context of the exterminations to explain why someone wants to redeem sinners.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        crimson is so hot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *was
          he's hanging on the wall now

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I crazy or were the last two episodes really good? I mean the first four were just decently entertaining with one good song for each, but five and six completely had me engaged.

    Also, more Lute.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole show I honestly don't think is half bad, the only time it gets really shitty is when it focuses on angel dust.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I loved them, the only bad thing for me is the pacing, but that's not such a problem as many people here are screaming about
      Humour was funny, unlike the first episodes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You think so? I don't know, episode 5 I didn't care for at all and thought was really boring, episode 6 went new places but the contrived conflict just makes me want it to be next week already and have the show end this heaven v. hell garbage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was a pleasant surprise how good they were, I expected another mediocre mess, but it was actually enjoyble. The Angeldust bits didn't make me want to cringe my socks off, and were good too, so there is actual development here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Episode 6 was absolute garbage with the worst pacing I've ever seen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >terrible pacing
        my main issue as well, really
        are we supposed to believe five months have passed from episode 1 to 6?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually enjoying the story but the breakneck pacing really is its biggest flaw, it has really weird choices like Mimzy appearing (and ruining the song) just to say things we already know while Charlie and Emily bonding which should be a big deal is completely offscreen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm conflicted, because there is plenty of good things about Hazbin Hotel, and it's nice that we have an animated musical show, but the pacing is so breakneck because it has to fit a plot in an overarching narrative, some world building, a resolution of some sort, and two musical numbers in 22 minutes WHILE also trying to divide attention between the Hotel and the incoming war. All because Viv was scared she wouldn't get a second season which she did anyway.
      First season really should have focused entirely on the Hotel shenanigants, and then around the eighth episode, Angel Dust is close to redemption and has one final test, but Adam secretly sabotages the attempt, which leads everyone confused and directly leads into the Angel-Sinner/Demon war.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lute!

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The idea that Alastor actually gets very upset to the point he starts swearing and having a temper tantrum when he is either ignored and made the least important thing in the room [overlord meeting / Lucifer not knowing who he was] or when he meets someone who he knows he can’t intimidate with just his ‘stare menacingly, spooky face’ approach is actually kinda cute

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sera is a turbo Hitler that is responsible for the obliteration of billions of human souls. She deserves to be destroyed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually true. Say what you will about humanity, but no human has ever orchestrated a genocide and mass slaughter of so many people as Sera and Adam. Hitler, Misc Pot, Stalin, Mao Zedong, all of them likely pale in comparison to the slaughter that Sera tactically approves of.
      She should be sentenced to be thrown into hell, to live off of the "mercy" of hell's inhabitants, who I am sure will want to thank Sera for all of her efforts.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >show about second chances
    >most of the pilot cast got dumped
    >pentious' VA is on a self destructive spiral

    So much for that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s even the same reasoning. She’s doing it out of paranoia to “protect her people.” Hopefully she is cast into hell with Lute because that will clearly happen at the end of the season after Adam dies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pentious' VA is on a self destructive spiral
      What. Tell us more.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, not as a result of the casting but Stamper's a troubled man and he's recently got a DUI and rumors are he's smoking meth. Really hope the guy pulls it through.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Poor man. I really hope those are just rumours.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's been precisely like this for years, admittedly, so it's less a spiral and more a circle.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          again? I thought he was slowly recovering

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No idea, I've only heard about it once and I rarely hear things about him

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Worst design in the show so far, and that's saying a lot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been waiting ages for proper angel characters to show up and out of the five we got, this fricker is one of them. He hardly even counts as a "character" god damn it

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I found Angel's sister, Molly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i like how her name is both a normal person name and also a drug name

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i like how her name is both a normal person name and also a drug name

      If Molly becomes a character I feel the show is going to emphasize how the two led fairly similar lives but that Molly only got into Heaven on some minor technicality, which will be used to highlight how arbitrary Heaven's admitting standards are

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We always complain about how helluva turned into a gay love drama, but I actually would love to see hazbin turning into a lesbian love triangle with Emily, Vaggy and Charlie where in the end Alastor wienercorrects Charlie, cucking the other two.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AHHH FRICK YOU

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what was this expression meant to convey?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lust

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "IM TOTALLY IMPRESSING EVERYONE ON THIS FRICKING HOTEL"

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just started watching ep 5 and why does this song sound like a fight between a divorced husband and wife fighting over their kid.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Lute's vaggie ex? that's the impression the episode gave me

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CUTE AND COOL
    >Emily x Charlie
    >Adam x Lute
    >Pentious x Cherri
    >Valentino x Angel dust

    CRINGE AND SHIT
    >Vaggie x Charlie
    >Husk x Angel Dust
    >Alastor x Charlie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What about Alastor x Lilith?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're fine, I could see it resulting in some funny cuck memes but I don't really have much of an opinion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Husk x Angel Dust
      Husk and Angel Dust is a garbage ship, but I like them as friends.

      >Pentious x Cherri
      Anything involving Pentious is cringe by definition. How do people even like him?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >How do people even like him?
        He's funny

        what about Adam x Charlie?

        Kinky.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >how do people even like him
        Various reasons.

        >One of the better designs
        >Outside of his grandstanding, he is a generally alright guy who is trying his best and seems to just want some respect. You want to see him succeed.
        >The first to genuinely try attaining redemption
        >Cares greatly for his friends / "minions"
        >He's a socially awkward lad that a lot of Anons may relate to or sympathize with.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When everyone is just the same swearing sailors RGBT c**t
        It's nice to see a difference

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's RGBA, anon, transparency is called alpha

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Was making a shitty joke between RGB and LGBT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >How do people even like him?
        Underdog. People almost always gravitate toward the underdog in shows.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what about Adam x Charlie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Valentino x Angel dust
      I hate tumblr.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Emily x Charlie

      Might as well just be shipping them with clones of each other.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>Husk x Angel Dust
      Frick off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      CORRECT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what about Lucifer x Vaggie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based actually
        >Vaggie has the energy and the militaristic organisation zeal to try and whip Lucifer back into shape
        >in turn, Lucifer, once he's back in his saddle even a bit, could remember he's a whole-ass archangel and wear the pants in the relationship to some extent, giving Vaggie something she misses with more or less anybody else
        >he's however still used to listening to the advice of a woman who knows best and wants the best for him, so even at his worst he'd probably not go overboard and let her feel like she's in charge and helping

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Plus, they're both shortstack fallen angels. Vaggie is definitely attracted to ambition, and Lucifer is probably the only character who (at one point) holds more ambition than Charlie.
          and they both like giiiirlsss

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn't that be Sir Pentious x EVERYONE?

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys think that old leak was right? Basically it said that Adam was going to try to kill Charlie but Charlie was going to destroy him THEN Alastor was going to frick him up even worse

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >They're gonna let all the souls from Hell into Heaven
    >Rape and Murder is fine as long as you say "I'm sowwy"

    lmao what

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think a good finale/solution is to stop the extermination and let sinners a chance of redemption via reincarnation while actually updating their rules to not make white and black

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >reincarnation
        Not only would that undermine future seasons but I don't think Viv would let her OCs go like that
        Plus I mean frick the imps and hellborn I guess

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean a finale for the show
          Not the season

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Reincarnation is seen as basically hell by the cultures who believe in it so if its canon its western misunderstanding lol

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will she become a fallen angel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick forgot about the picture

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was stuck! Thank you sir!

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no your gf is an exterminator Angel who killed sinners as her job
    >Unlike being a demon who committed murder and other crimes for the joy of it. How will you cope

    I tought Charlie knew because why else she would invite vaggie in heaven?
    Or she believe she was a fallen angel?
    That kind of retarted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why else would she invite Vaggir to Heaven?
      Because Vaggie is supposed to bebher girlfriend/rock and she wanted her along for confidence or just to get to see what sort of place Heaven is.

      Not that I'd blame you for missing that as Vaggie x Charlie is meh and has barely been shown anyway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >invite vaggie in heaven?
      Because they're in a relationship and she needs emotional support?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fricking pissed. Anyone else thinking of dropping the show after the finale?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah it's probably not getting a second season. As much as I hate to say it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Second season was cnfirmed and being worked on a while ago Anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So I heard, but what's stopping some suit saying he doesn't like it and just cut funding? Execs are unhinged.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing would stop them, aside the bad reputation for them having publicly ordered a second season, investing money into it, only for them to cut it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If the rumors about V being a b***h to work with were true, I think they would've canceled before announcing a second season. While numbers are a b***h to figure out, it seems to be doing well enough. I imagine this show is largely a merch machine, but V probably owns all of those rights.

            Sadly thanks to it being a streaming show it's all quite ethereal.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If Pantheon managed to release a second season thanks to Amazon Prime, so can Hazbin Hotel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It totally getting a second Season because the Tumblrgay will shill the shit out of it despite being such a fail of writing and corpos will mix the positives reviews with the numbers of views from both shills and people who hate it but are too retarted to pirate it

        Season 2 might fail too wich i really wish for as they might make them lose more money than pulling the plug right now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How can you drop something if you've already watched it?

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Alastor trying to frick Charlie or he really wants to his step-father because he is dating Lilith?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is fricking with Lucifer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is just trolling Lucifer because with him present, Alastor wasnt the top dog in the room and that made him seethe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Al doesn't want to lose his role and be seen as useful to Charlie. Lucifer showed up proposing to basically help the same way Al is doing but with angelic powers.
      Al just played along to make sure Charlie need him, gaslighting and all

      unless if there a shitty plot twist forcing Al to help Charlie of course

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine going to hell as a kid because your parents feed you human meat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would you mentally grow up in hell or always thinking like a kid?
      Surprised not every kid are stolen by pedos

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized humans have 5 fingers while sinners don't.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so can you not die in hell unless by an angelic weapon? cause if so why does everyone always act so worried about being like thrown into a war area or that there are gangsters about to shoot them if they will just come back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Respawn time seems pretty long, I'd hate to have my plans ruined by dying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I assume dying is still incredibly painful, but they haven't explained the damn rules.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sinners are immortals hence why they always fight. But the pain doesn't go away and even regenerating is very painful.
      Also the fact that with each exterminations, more angelic weapons get collected meaning you could get stabbed by a knife who actually kill you at random.

      There also slavery, torture, rape and unlike real life where they need to keep you alive, in hell they can do it for eternity

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I implore you to cease these hostilities

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    also viv you REALLY need to explain things IN YOUR FRICKING SHOW not on some random art stream
    no one watching the show is gonna know that only angelic weapons can perma kill sinners because most people dont go out of there way to find a 1 minute clips in some random stream or twitter post you fricking dummy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so does the same apply for hellborn species like imps? because in helluva boss they mention 'funerals' multiple times, and those wouldn't be needed if they just come back. what happens to them when they truly die, i wonder? because there's no place for them except hell

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Word of god is that sinners and some high ranking hellish nobility can not die conventional deaths, and that sinners are immortal. Regular hellborn however do die of old age and can die by regular means.
        You'd not know this since almost none of it is explained in either show.

        The most helluva boss explains is that Stolas is vulnerable to blessed weapons and rope, and hazbin's only reference to any of this is Velvette stating her model girl is going to have to regenerate after Val rips her apart.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sinners are the only being immortal as death shouldn't be an escape for them and be another punishment hence why they also suffer while regenerating.

        Other species such as imps, Loan sharks, hellhounds and basically every species native to hell got one life.
        Powerful demons such as the gay owls cannot be killed by regular weapons, only angelic ones and i guess bigger is the demon, harder it is to kill it

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They also ruined Lute with swearing. She could have been a prideful antagonist who sees herself as above that sort of talk.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people upset at lucifer not fighting alastor ARE STUPID
    lucifer just doesnt seem to be the kind of guy who starts fights with people just because they piss him off... add that to the fact hes charlies friends lucifer isnt gonna fight him just cause he pissed him off a bit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Twittergays hate that Lucifer isn't "evil" but twittergays are moronic, nothing new

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Twittergays hate that Lucifer isn't "evil" but twittergays are moronic, nothing new

      Lucifer is just kind of lame. Just a goody, goody with nothing else to him besides being le good dad. That is all of his personality and he is just boring. Not at least a hint of him being some powerful entity, this king of Hell that is supposed to command respect. There is nothing about him that makes him feel like Lucifer. Just like with most of the other powerful characters he could be anyone else and it would not change that much.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i dont know
        from what we see people in pride only respect his power
        no one seems to actually think all that highly of him as a person

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He did the whole deeper creepy voice for a hot second when talking to the pets

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow he made himself look a bit scary for a whole second... Great.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He had some characterisation. It was clear from what he said and how he acted that he didn't give a shit about anyone in that room except Charlie. He was visibly repulsed every time he had to interact with a sinner.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He is supposed to be an angel who did everything for creativity not power. Him acting actually being nice is a nice pace of change for the show and it doesn't change nothing about how he rules his ring. He could be way crual to punishing sinners who are abusing his gift but also know how to control himself.

        The characther you might be searching is more into the like of Satan, ruler of the wrath ring

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's the head honcho for a reason, though. If he wasn't the most powerful guy around, he'd be dead. He doesn't need to turn his eyes into radio pieces, grow horns out or show off ten thousand horrible fangs - he's at a scale past the need for intimidation.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also he seemingly still has heavenly powers, so he could probably kill any overlord permanently without angelic weapons, just again he doesn't really care. Alastor is pushing his buttons but only emotionally with Charlie.
          Would be amusing to see him do something similar as Alastor did to Husk but on the other hand it would kind of ruin Alastor's perceived power in the show so I doubt they'll ever have him flex like that. Maybe with an exterminator just to show he's still himself, just depressed in hell.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They're being pretty reducive with Alastor's power as-is, honestly. I was worried the show would ceaselessly jerk him off, but it instead lets him be freaky and scary, while also nearly every episode having him get comically ticked off, but unable to do anything about it. The outburst with Husker is the first one that has him really sperg out, but I'd guess there'll be way more. Lucifer putting Alastor on a chain only to go 'just kidding haha sorry baby' when Charlie protests would've definitely been funny, but it'd also get the Angel suffering gays to switch to Alastor suffering, which seems like the sort of a chemical reaction that makes mustard gas. Best avoided.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have broken up with Lute and now she's crying and swearing to kill you if you don't take her back. How do you escape?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i fart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I impregnate her then cut open a portal to the demon world to gain more power.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So Husk was saying something about him being "on a leash". Can we assume someone else owns Alastor's soul in turn and in that case, who?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish it was more metaphorically, was really hoping that Alastor plan was more a 4D chess thing rather than just being forced to do it so

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Right but like, we still don't know for sure what he is trying to accomplish. I guess now we know that whatever it is, he does it for or because of someone else is controlling him. But what that something is and who is controlling him is still unknown.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          all signs point to Lilith controlling Alastor

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Instead of controlling, what if they were a couple

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That'd be extremely ballsy on both their ends
              >watches over the child
              >antagonizes the father right in front of her

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I hope it is, one step closer for my crackships of the vivziverse to be canon:

                valentino x bee
                alastor x lilith
                vaggie x velvette

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                honestly, would velvette and vaggie work as a couple?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Unlikely since Alastor was especially triggered when Husk mentioned the fact that Alastor was on someone else's leash. This makes me think Husk hit the nail on the head that Lilith owns Alastor's soul.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              weird thing is that's kind of the vibe I got. with Alastor and Lucifer's immediate hostility towards one another, followed by Alastor further provoking him by inserting himself as Charlie's new father figure. it kind of just felt like Lucifer knew he was getting cucked and was seething about it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              very unlikely given his supposed asexuality. Lilith and Lucifer have also previously been said to be in a very loving relationship so it's weird that they've seemingly split, maybe Lilith's playing the long game and they'll get back together at the end.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >cucks her manlet ex-husband
              surely even vivzie wouldn't be that cruel...right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's Lilith. Seems pretty obvious. Lilith is around Lucifer's power, and he made both top-tier Overlords and goats that can defeat Goetian princes to protect his daughter. It seems that Lilith could just empower a sinner she fancies. And since she is a singer, it seems that radio is the perfect match for her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Around Lucifers power
        No, no one other than prime angels are on par with him.. As femdommy mommy Lilith gets with Lucy he could just delete her with a finger snap anytime he feels like it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure that the streams said that they were equals in power.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if angel dust got really fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hi keno9988

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hello

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe that's the difference between me and Vivzie, but I would have loved an episode where Heaven and Charlie genuinely discussed what counts for a redeemed sinner and how that would affect both worlds. Bringing up why there are damn kids in hell, who's exterminating all the pedos and racists that Vivzie doesn't want to deal with, and all that. I feel that can be compelling and a neat way to do exposition dump on the rules of this world. Instead, heaven is very dumb and Adam is a c**t. Not really the most engaging storyline.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >heaven is very dumb
      They're just religious. Heaven knows there's a rubric for souls being admitted to heaven or damned to hell, but they don't know what it is or how it works and are taking it on faith as opposed to Charlie's more utilitarian view.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody investigating that for 5000 years is very fricking dumb, especially since for that little angel it just took one meeting to instantly start doubting. Really, nobody else in 5000 years ever thought of exploring this idea?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Have you heard how the current pope keeps annoying all the catholics by letting off gays and shit? Kinda like that, they just ignored it for the most part because frick them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because heaven works perfectly when you put any kind of failure under the rug and blame hell for it.
          It was never to judge about your morality but just your actions.

          Remind me of the teacher in the first episode of Helluva boss who committed one crime in her whole life of being a nice teacher just to end up in the same hell as cannibals and other fricked up psychos

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair she attempted the murder of two people and also traumatized her students.
            She could have...just shouted at them. Or just left and go to the bar to drink. Nobody pushed her to instantly murder.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She gone crazy fast and the second she realised her mistake committed russian roulette (hard mode). It's just to show that heaven/hell don't Care about nuances or context. You can be a huge Dick, if you do zero nono, you can go to heaven

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Really, nobody else in 5000 years ever thought of exploring this idea?
          What, secular ethics?

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no wonder people treat charlie like shit despite her status
    i doubt lucifer is very well respected

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They know not to frick with him, but I think he's so absent they don't have to care. The overlords didn't mention him at all. You'd think they'd at least want him to weigh in on a dead exterminator.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lucifer is the o'e who accepted to have a yearly extermination and refuse to care about sinners because for him, all sinners are humans who abused his gift of free will

        Cinemaphile is still kinda stupid that they believe there only one way to write a ruler. Lucifer was always on top.if he wasn't powerful, the other deadly sins would have took the throne for themselves including the souls of every sinners

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The other deadly sins of hell are, in theory, also former angel's who were either banished with Lucifer or joined him. Its likely they are not that interested in wanting to overthrow a friend of theirs, and that they all seem to pretty much have full control of their respective rings so they may not want the fuss of conquering and fighting over other rings.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Mammon is already planning to frick Asmodeus over for being an imp lover homosexual and stole the Idea of Lu Lu Land from Lucifer.
            Not all deadly sin are nice to eachother and some would destroy another one for their own gain.
            Just like how sinners fight for turfs, Lucifer impose his will by his way

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lucifer was basically the biggest dick of the angels. He's not just the top of Hell. He's basically the top of heaven. The only reason he gets his dick kicked is fricking off God. Even if God doesn't exist in this setting we can already see him using Seraphic symbolism and they've made Seraphs pseudo God.
          The entire point to the devil is, and always was, that he's just mini God - except that being the closest to God means frick all when the power gap between God and all else is near infinite.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          HB is gonna end and we will never know what Satan looks like.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Heh they will ruin him anyways
            >See that Beelzebub is associated with honey and hellhounds
            >Was hyped to see a demon disguised as a hellhound who would just make parties all day to make them dependant on her and trick them into slavery like mimic flies being just a bunch of lies

            >She just a happy go girl

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean they have some powers, but most of their screentime is
          >Mammon: Shithead boss you've seen in every cartoon ever and a fat moron. Just a more toxic Krusty the Clown
          >Beelzebub: Party girl who's totally into moderation and happiness
          >Lucifer: Awkward dad who's depressed and lonely
          >Ozzie: Hypocrite showman who's simping for an imp (how have you not done a joke about that already Vivzie)
          They're supposed powerful, but they don't FEEL powerful. They feel as powerful as random Venture Bros villains/heroes, not hellish entities with dominion over their rings of hell.
          Belphegor is supposed to be even more of the same, since Bee said she was worried about how drugs can affect her guests, has a rehab center that took care of Barb, and is where Stolas got his pills. So the pattern is just gonna keep repeating itself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is Stolas above them or below ?
            He has an actually threatening real form

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He's below, but he's had more scenes of being powerful than any of them.
              Like, why do Mammon or Ozzie need to hide things from their personal lives to keep their reputation? They're the rulers of their circles, they can commit mass genocide if they feel like it, and nobody can stop them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              although I don't get why sinners are above the hellborn since sinners are the ones who are persecuted by the angels

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sinners have souls ?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Might be a chart of innate magical power or some such. Even then probably not super strict. Curious that Loona can use Grimoire magic, does it actually put her closer to the Ars Goetia?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, the fat clown is 2 tiers above Alastor ????
                Unexpected

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We've seen the ones so far shapeshift but they haven't come to direct blows quite yet. I suspect even with Alastor's giant form and tentacles, they're probably just weak noodles compared to the Sins.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The sin of greed who work for millenias into abusing and stealing
                >Weaker than some dude who is stuck on the pride ring playing the big shots because he got some humans souls under his belt

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Got Immortality
                >Got cool powers
                >Got no moral balance for abusing weaker lifeform than you

                >I wonder why sinners are above hellborns

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, the fat clown is 2 tiers above Alastor ????
                Unexpected

                That chart is old and doesn't necessarily reflect power level rather than social status. I would guess that the actual 7 deadly sins are stronger than overlords but ars goetia nobles would job like a b***h to an overlord in a fight. The clown is the lord of the entire ring of hell dedicated to Greed, it only makes sense for him to be powerful

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There's definitely variation in power for Ars Goetia, even whatshisface pointed out Stella is practically worthless besides being pretty. Not entirely certain how serious Stolas was being when Striker caught him. But once he was wrapped in angelic rope and shit it stopped mattering of course.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Stolas clearly has some powerful magic but the overlords do weird reality warping shit and just seem way more powerful. Vox causes all electricity in hell to short circuit when he's mad and does the weird thing where he posses all tvs. Alastor can summon entire armies of shadow creatures. Stolas has his petrification trick and can make portals....it's not really comparable

                His faither Paimon is probably a badass though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He was glitching out the monitors on Earth and was controlling the corpses like zombies, could probably do a lot more but he stated pretty clearly they're not supposed to be seen up there.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There's definitely variation in power for Ars Goetia, even whatshisface pointed out Stella is practically worthless besides being pretty. Not entirely certain how serious Stolas was being when Striker caught him. But once he was wrapped in angelic rope and shit it stopped mattering of course.

                Stolas is also limited as he is both a nerd not made for violence and focused his strenght to predict the future with the help of the grimoire.

                He is still immortal outside of angelic weapons and know lot of cool spell if he can use his book

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do the hellborn not have all of those too?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can look at Helluva Boss and see that they don't have any powers being forced to use gun, borrowing magic stuff from goetias and the sins and never coming back if dead

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the succubi definitely have at least some shapeshifting and lust inducing powers. And is it confirmed the hellborn actually die for good if killed? The imps are the ones using guns and borrowing from the goetia

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nope
                Those powers come from rings gifted by Asmodeus to succubis for their work to spread lust to humans

                This is why Stolas go see him to ask one for Blitz so he stop being dependant on the grimoire

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *Crystal not a ring
                I got it mixed it up, but Barbie, Blitz sis also got one to deal with drugs in the human realm and disguise herself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'mma be real showing that Imps can use Asmodean Crystal was a huge dumb move
                >Blitzo could easily steal one from an incubus/succubus or just buy one
                >For some reason he decided to rob Royalty
                Like this is an adult show why the more you think about it the worse the writing gets?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think the implication is that crystal use has to be approved and might even be monitored because they are used to go to the human world.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mankind are chads which is why Sinners and Overlords are above hellborn

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If vizie was an actual good writer, we would have a show who would go somewhere leaving more time for showing what the deadly sins are able to do.
            It's just that 99% of the time, they all interact with worthless imps not worth to move a finger, even less to flex their powers wich make them look weak.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's intentional. You don't somehow become Lucifer, it's not a position that anybody can take - Lucifer is just Lucifer, head of the Pride ring and an obscenely powerful angel. He can obliterate anybody he wants, permanently. Would he need to put up a dangerous front? Would Belzebub or Mammon, who probably are lower in the pecking order, but still don't really need to prove their worth to anybody? They're not the expressly fluctuating and changing in their structure demon warlords, they're a constant that has no reason to grow in strength beyond petty fricking with each other.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Would he need to put up a dangerous front?
              Clearly yes, because otherwise freaks like Valentino can come in and slurp all over her daughter's arm. Being too much of a pushover just makes them weak and easily to take advantage of.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That part is more Valentino having zero self-preservation to the level where he needs Vox to reign him in, and Charlie not doing herself any favors. She's meant to not take any shit from other demons, as her dad told her, presumably until they stop giving her any to deal with. If she peeled Valentino's foreskin for that stunt, he'd learn not to do it and people would not do it again, in general. But she's playing nice, so they keep testing her.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >If she peeled Valentino's foreskin for that stunt, he'd learn not to do it and people would not do it again, in general. But she's playing nice, so they keep testing her.
                If Lucifer made a showing of peeling off sinners, Valentino wouldn't try that with her daughter

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's the thing, he did enough of those that nobody tries it with him, and nobody tries to do anything with Charlie that is actually major, and not a degenerate flirt. Has she ever indicated to her shitty subjects that they're to keep their distance? Probably not, considering she's got no fricking clue who Valentino is, as she'd know better than to try and talk him into stopping being so comically possessive of Angel.
                And even then, as backup in he case Charlie needs it, Lucifer gave her two dragon bodyguards. She's yet to ever need them, given that Valentino didn't even look at them while licking her arm.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's Charlie's deal, who was also deliberately keeping space from her dad. I doubt anyone's licking Lucifer's arm. If you're totally secure in your power you don't need to worry about face and he clearly wants as little to do with sinners as possible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Except it was kept secret and none of the other overlords knew about it until social media girl literally threw it out on the table. As for Lucifer, it feels like everyone thinks he doesn’t give a give shit and he doesn’t interact with sinners. I’m sure he would care if he found out, but only for Charlie’s sake.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Alastor knows, and even knows who killed the exterminator now. Wonder if that's how the subplots will come together. Alastor hears Adam is coming at the hotel and convinces them to come help in some way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I can see it, or they give the team the means to kill an angel.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wait I just remembered we still don’t know the thing that can kill an angel, whether it can be mass produced the gang could be set ala Alastor blackmail. Or not and the hotel is left to defend themselves.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest mystery the show has going is what happened to Alastor, and arguably Lilith? We know that
    >Alastor and Lilith have been seen last 7 years ago
    >we know for almost certainty that Alastor is somehow controlled by Lilith to a degree, and he is extremely quick to anger when that fact is mentioned to him by Husk
    >Alastor is very skittish regarding what happened, one rumour that is suggested, that seems to momentarily cause Alastor to look concerned, is that he was struck by an angelic weapon
    >Val states that 7 years ago Alastor "almost" beat Vox, implying that the two either fought to a standstill, Vox fended off Alastor or Vox barely defeated Alastor but failed to kill him

    my theories are
    >Alastor fought an exorcist for fun, lost and was rescued by Lilith at the cost of his soul
    >Alastor was approached by Lilith who mortally wounded him and forcibly conscripted him
    >Vox barely defeats Alastor who is then found by Lilith and is recruited as above

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that it's always mentioned Alastor suddenly appeared as a powerful demon out of nowhere makes me think that he could have always been contracted to Lilith in exchange for that power. Presuming the root of all evil plot point hasn't been cut, there's not much time left to fit Roo's character in so she'll most likely tie into Lilith and Alastor's disappearance.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie is Emily's property

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else remembers when 2P Alastor was a thing?

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So does going to hell work like this?

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what exactly are the criteria for ending up in heaven?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t you get it, there is no criteria because heaven is STUPID XDDD

      Don’t forget to get an abortion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t you get it, there is no criteria because heaven is STUPID XDDD

      Don’t forget to get an abortion

      >"criteria to get into heaven?"
      >"You can't know because, uh, you just can't ok"
      Considering how Sera phrased it, either heaven literally has no idea what the criteria is, or the criteria is a secret that they don't want anyone to know, likely cause it's bullshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      heterosexuality

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vaggie is a lesbian and she was an Angel, so nope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pureborn angels ordinarily are genderless beings so it's not technically gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t you get it, there is no criteria because heaven is STUPID XDDD

      Don’t forget to get an abortion

      [...]
      >"criteria to get into heaven?"
      >"You can't know because, uh, you just can't ok"
      Considering how Sera phrased it, either heaven literally has no idea what the criteria is, or the criteria is a secret that they don't want anyone to know, likely cause it's bullshit.

      heterosexuality

      Pretty sure the criteria was to never break the 10 commandments

      The point the show (and failing miserably) is that both heaven and hell ignore any context to why a human would sin

      You can be a racist karen, but as long as your life was sitting on your ass letting your husband bringing easy money, you are destined to heaven.
      While a sinner who was stealing to help his family could be thrown into hell because he stole okay?!? Enjoy living with serial killers who steal your face and pedos pimps, you're as bad as them, no difference

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Ten Commandments?
        >Be a monotheist and don't make artwork of gods
        >Don't say "God" unless you really mean it
        >Go to church on Sunday
        >Be thankful to your parents
        >Don't kill people (of your own tribe, I'm sorry but that is very clearly the context)
        >Only frick your own b***h
        >Don't be a thief
        >Don't lie in court
        >Don't be jelly of the guy next door
        >Don't fantasize about fricking his b***h either, literally don't even think about it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Christianity is so fricking based i kinda get why people doubt jesus was israeli

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He was called King of israelites though. How wasn't he israeli?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              well israelites sure didn't agree, it's romans who called him that for shits and giggles

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The Romans sure did hate Jesus. I could see it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The Romans sure did hate Jesus
                no they didn't
                they hardly even knew about him and nothig against guy when he was brought before them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            because he was from a israeli family, went through the israeli rituals, believed in the israeli god and preached his interpretation of the laws of the israeli prophets to an israeli audience and claimed to be the israeli messiah

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And israelites still hate him to this day, what a bunch insufferable of pricks, no wonder god offered Moses if i recall correctly to replace them as the chosen people with someone else.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >And israelites still hate him to this day,
                they don't

                > no wonder god offered Moses if i recall correctly to replace them as the chosen people with someone else.
                didn't happen, even if you go with the bibble that just said that you can also get in the covenant by following jesus

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lying is a sin pal.
                Every major anti christian effort today has israeli fingerprits all over it, you can't deny it when one can just check early life section of another piece of shit behind some movement, article, porn site or whatever

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ok, just keep up with your narcissism and persecution complex

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >nooo the literal facts are all in your head
                it's hillarious to see normalhomosexuals squirm when their brainwashing is challened
                Go donate to your greatest ally homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                israelites don't have fingerprints, stupid.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't fantasize about fricking his b***h either, literally don't even think about it
          Bro I'm going to hell. But at least I'm not going alone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't kill people (of your own tribe, I'm sorry but that is very clearly the context)

          Cool cool so all I gotta do is convince you that guy over there is really different from you and murder is a-okay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well if you belive in heaven and hell you gotta understand that bullshitting won't save from the latter

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sure it will, that's why the most loud religious people are massive fricking hypocrites.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Tolstoy's interpretation is that you're bullshitting 'do not kill' if you enlist in the army or participate in government, and honestly his version sounds more consistent than what they teach in school

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >participate in government
                there are alot of govt jobs far from any murder, but yes, millitary is a sin
                >but god commanded wars in old testament
                yes, it's okay when HE commands, not some pedofile in suit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >there are alot of govt jobs far from any murder, but yes, millitary is a sin

                No, like actual jobs in government. Because governing requires a monopoly on violence. Laws are enforced with the threat of violence, and man can't be trusted to make fair laws. It's an interesting angle to look from, and you can probably guess it's why his book tended to get banned.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            welcome to tibal bronze age morality

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel this should be episode 4 of season 2, but the pacing is nuts

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    his main shtick is that he's unbothered and composed at all time.

    He's below, but he's had more scenes of being powerful than any of them.
    Like, why do Mammon or Ozzie need to hide things from their personal lives to keep their reputation? They're the rulers of their circles, they can commit mass genocide if they feel like it, and nobody can stop them.

    Mammon avoiding the word " exploit" is the most un-infernal thing I've seen in the show .

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he's unbothered and composed at all time.
      Not judging by his constant facial tics.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People cursed like sailors in the 50s.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Broadcasters should maintain a professional dialogue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is more 20s than 50s. Swing music on the radio and friends with a flapper.
      People have always cursed. It's just a matter of how fashionable it is to do so. You generally wouldn't curse in public unless you were just having an absolutely horrible day. It wasn't classy.

      The fact that he cursed at Lucifer just shows how much Lucifer gets under his skin. I got the impression that they already knew each other, which makes sense, giving how much of a problem Alastor was in his prime.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My personal moronic take is that Alastor very much knew who Lucifer was, and was sort-of gunning for his spot, what with how he was building up a little mole hill of power and chained souls, before Lilith seemingly kneecapped him, probably with a 'you'll help me fix my husband's depression and reconnect him with our daughter' order to boot.
        Lucifer I can't imagine knowing about Alastor beyond the vaguest stuff like whoever's actually running Pride ring for him mentioning Alastor in a report Lucifer at best skimmed.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I definitely at least agree with you that Alastor is somehow connected to Lilith. They both went missing at the same time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And somebody has Alastor under the same chain as he has Husker. There's a relatively small circle of people who are stronger than Alastor and would have an interest in making him babysit Charlie, and out of those Lilith is the most likely candidate.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >can't believe we've been murdering innocent souls
    >"innocent souls" referring to the damned
    What the frick is her problem?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the revelation that people are being sent to hell who may actually be innocent seems to be Emily's big issue
      also the fact they are being slaughtered

      Charlie's issue is the fact that she has shown that sinners can change and improve themselves but that the ruler/s of heaven state that is impossible

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hope they get to explain this because it sounds convoluted atm

        Same with the child in hell that Vaggie refused to kill. Why is there a child in hell?

        I hope we get a proper explanation cause it doesn't make sense as it is, and it comes off as the show wanting to have their cake and eat it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is the one on the left and why should I care she is taking Charlie’s side

      I must have blinked and missed her introduction

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She appears to be Charlie's counterpart with corresponding mommy issues and the point is to show heaven is divided.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Go back to the cuckshed Vaggie!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably due to Heaven's qualifications being vague putting the Sinner situation in question and the act of purging being scary in itself. Nobody else knew that shit was going on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >innocent
      Won't have the same opinion when she's unwillingly cast in Valentinos pornos

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    damn the Hazbin Hotel ride is going to end in just one week.

    We haven't seen the Charlie at the door scene yet.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, the Italian dub is pretty ok .

    The biggest problem is Alastor being dubbed by Donkey from Shrek

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Pentious sacrifices himself to save Cherri
    >Sera sees this and snaps, recalling all Exorcists back to Heaven
    >Adam refuses the order because he don't take orders like that
    >Adam gets killed
    >Inspired by Pentious' sacrifice Heaven begins to allow redemptions happen.
    If he doesn't manage to get redeemed this slippery special man better get a giant golden statue right on the front lawn of the Hotel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if he's almost at redemption he enters true purgatory/limbo. A separate space for souls to sort out their sins quietly or some shit. I don't recall if limbo is even supposed to actually be a place like heaven or hell, if it's supposed to exist at all, religious mythology is all confusing like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, clearly the show has liberations when it comes to well everything about heaven and hell. So if they really want pentious to come back, frick it he’s in purgatory.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more annoyed by the angels cursing. They should be holier-than-thou and avoid using swear words, coming up with more "sofisticated" ways to insult sinners.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I fantasize about Lute coming from extermination day and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her armor. Please help is there any hope for me.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Songs ticked off from the list

    Ep 1 Overture:
    Happy Day In Hell
    Hell is Forever

    Ep 2 Radio Killed the Video Star:
    It Starts With Sorry
    Stayed Gone

    Ep 3 Scrambled Eggs:
    Respectless
    Whatever It Takes

    Ep 4 Masquerade:
    Poison
    Loser Baby

    Ep 5 Dad Beat Dad:
    Hell's Greatest Dad
    More than anything

    Ep 6 Welcome to Heaven:
    Welcome to Heaven
    You Didn't know

    Songs Remaining:

    Hazbin Hotel Cues
    Ready For This
    Finale
    Out For Love
    Episode Titles left:

    7. Hello Rosie
    8. The Show Must Go On.

    Guesses:

    7. Hello Rosie
    Out For Love
    Ready For This

    8. The Show Must Go On.
    Hazbin Hotel Cues
    Finale

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    From now on I will only acknowledge Hazbin Hotel Lucifer as Lucifer Jr
    The Actual Lucifer Sin of Pride is just chilling somewhere else
    I don't care the excuse the fact Alastor says "frick you" to the actual devil and doesn't get immediately put down shows that this ain't the king of hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would Lucifer denigrate himself to the extent of actually doing something about a mid-range sinner Overlord who's getting mouthy? You've a whole episode telling you that Lucifer believes several things, of which the major ones are:
      1. Doing anything of value in Hell is silly, because the Sinners are horrible, worthless people, always ready to ruin your work by their very natures, and there's an endless stream of them;
      2. Sinners are vermin to the extent where he barely can make himself talk to any of them.
      With all that in mind, it kind of makes perfect sense for him to just ignore Alastor, since Alastor is not just a self-solving problem, but a self-replenishing one, because a new Alastor will show up in due time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2edgy5me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go to bed lucifer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To me a good interpretation would be Lucifer who simply pats Alastor on the shoulder every time he tries to intimidate him and ignores him unlike everyone else. Does not even give him benefit of looking in his direction and not looking at him with anything, but amusement like at a cute dog. This idea being that he is entertained by the animal trying to be his equal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lucifer's still pissy over the whole tree of knowledge debacle. The damned aren't microscopic cogs in his catastrophic plan, they're disgusting ingrate crackheads who robbed his house after he loaned him money and are now hanging around his daughter.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lucy is why they are damned in the first place

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because he gave them the fruit of knowledge and they squandered it.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want all the episodes to be out already so I can rewatch them all back to back, and judge as if I'm watching a long movie. I'm wondering if the incredibly fast pacing will feel better if I just pretend it has to pace itself like a movie does.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Lust is in love
    >Gluttony is worried about overconsumption
    > Pride is polite and humble

    >Greed act like he should

    But why ?

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The sins don't act like they are just a step under the absolute top of Hell. Maybe it's because Helluva is more a comedy than anything.

    > Sparkle Dog giving cotton candy is at the top WTF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hazbin Hotel Sins feel more like celebrities than Powerful Rulers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure they want to be seen that way. You know, like how some politicians want to try to appeal to their bases. Unlike real politicians though they don't have to fear assassination attempts and stuff.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But the sins are basically gods

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Acting like a god get boring way quickly
            And people listen to you more easily when you're not an butthole in front of them

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, gods in human mythology ARE buttholes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mythology Zeus is more lustful than Helluva Boss Asmodeus

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's more like hell.

              the story is set in hell because of religious trauma and gay fetish shit

              They act like Yokai tho"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to have sex with the giant chicken

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He daddy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They know they can't be defeated by anything under them so why bother being serious?

      They just keep having fun and using smaller forms to interact with hellborns

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are right, but sometime I wonder what's the point of setting the story inside hell?

        This is more like a japanese Spirit Realm.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's more like hell.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the story is set in hell because of religious trauma and gay fetish shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >scream that gays and furries will go to hell
            >scream when gays and furries are depicted in hell
            It's all so tiring.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because Vizie is a hack Tumblrgay and westerner can't bother to learn about demons/hell outside of pop culture

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hell is a fricking shithole so everyone just copes in a different way. Some better than others: see Millie's family.
          That said wrath kind of feels weird for being a pseudo texas.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The two get split up
            >Adam embraces it and becomes an Overlord
            >Lute fricking hates it and goes on a downward spiral while making enemies of everyone due to her shit attitude. Ultimately ends up in a gutter
            >Sees Adam has been "corrupted" and quietly slinks away without seeing him.
            >Hotel tried to take her in but she refuses inititially
            >Nabs a heaven weapon from market somehow and tries to An Hero.
            >Adam finds her and intervenes stopping her from killing herself
            >Seeing Lute in such a state actually snaps Adam out of his general douchebaggery for five seconds and he tries to get her help / actually give that dumb hotel thing a shot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the point is that westerners are familiar with the concept of hell and it can be easily tweaked to be what the show needs it to be
          just like it's done with every other mythology in shows

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Emily were in the Heaven embassy instead in episode 1
    >Oh you want sinners in heaven huh thats so weird but you gotta see heaven first so come with me ok
    >Well actually I have hote
    >Nonsense, lets go already
    >Um whats that?
    >*locks collar on her*
    >You are so cute! You are mine now forever and ever we are gonna have so much fun!
    >No wait please I hav-
    >Your in heaven now cutie and your gonna stay here for good hahahahaha
    >No someone help me please!
    >Time for some divine punishment
    >Is that a strapon? Where did you AAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No he should but only oldtimey curses like calling people a Jay.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Art of Lute getting DEMONED for one of Valentino's pornos when

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lute being cast to hell could make for a fun arc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Adam and Lue being casted to hell would be an interesting arc
        Too bad Vivzie doesn't know how to write interesting stuff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Season 2 maybe, but I'm not sure anyone will care about Adam in hell except for the occasional joke.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor's head to Charlie:
    >Charlie, let it go... It is not a sin to fight for the right cause... there is those who words alone will not reach. Adam is such a being... I know how you feel Charlie, you are gentle... you do not like to hurt. I know because I too have learnt these feelings... but it's because you cherish life that you must protect it. Please... drop your restraints. Protect the place I once loved... you have the strength, I sensed it...

    >Just... let it go...

    >*Adam crushes Alastor's head*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you expect this season not to end with charlie, vaggie and alastor kicking adam while he is on the floor bleeding not sure what show have you been watching

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So Angel's sister seems to be in heaven
    15 bucks she never gets bought up and Angel's drama with his family is just homophobic dad again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cute feet
      Oh so that shit actually runs in the family

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love Molly she is freaking Precious !!!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Compared to a legit female Twinkgel Dust is fricking shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As is the case with twinks/femboys in real life... The top 1% is barely on par with the average female.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >2 vagánias

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe more. I see at least three ways to mount a vajeijea.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe more. I see at least three ways to mount a vajeijea.

          Imagine...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love Molly she is freaking Precious !!!!!

      I'm going to guess she's here as a cameo and she won't make a proper appearance until season 2
      There is no fricking way they can cram Angel's family drama into the last two episodes

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to Pentious in the sex room? he managed to run away?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He still had his clothes. I would say yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He don't wear pants so he can do it quite fast

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Charlotte you must keep going, don't worry about me, you are the only one who can stop Adam... Leave Lute to ME!

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think they missed an opportunity to develop Vaggie. She, Lute, and Adam have a history that's really only explored in a short flashback exposition, which is sat on until the very end when they need to drop a drama bomb on Charlie's story. Meanwhile Vaggie does absolutely nothing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The pacing is absurd. I think they really expected a single season at first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares, Alastor sellos Vaggie doesn't. Simple as. I see CHADlastor I cheer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Emily is Charlie new girlfreind

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *Charlie is now property of Emily
        Fixed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Trueborn spiritual beings are made for each other
          Human souls like Vaggie need to STAY IN THEIR LANE

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            vegana is an angel

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              she's obviously a human that went to heaven just like Lute and Adam are

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MARRIAGE WITH ADAM! SEX WITH ADAM! CHILDREN WITH ADAM!STUPID FAT FRICKING ANGEL NEEDS CORRECTION! I NEED TO GRAB HIM BY HIS STUPUD HORNS AND MAKE HIM MY b***h! GAGHHGHHHHH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now you're getting it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lute is sooo lucky...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It should've been me not her

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    husk sexo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Husk will frick Angel really good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will be sad and angry cause Husk is my husbando, but at the same time I’d be for both of them!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Happy*

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my hot wife Lute

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor literaly scrubs his hand after touching Lucifer.
    I don't get how disrespect works in Hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Al believe he is the Big shot and simply hate something above him
      It's like watching 2 w*mens talking

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is heaven full of furries too?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And homosexuals. Apparently hell and heaven are just interchangeable.

      Verification not required.

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor is friends with an overlord lady with pale white hair
    >Is friends with a shortstack girl with blonde hair
    >Is supporting the Princess of Hell who also has blonde hair
    >May be in debt with another blonde haired babe
    I see he has a type.

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow, this really is just glamorized Bollywood singing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      funny how apparently that blows Disney music in current year out of the water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because modern Disney movie songs have been super memorable since Frozen, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I love Bollywood now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But bollywood singing is literally the best, it just needs it action scenes too, then it be unadulterated kino

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the way Lucifer reacts to Charlie introducing him to Vaggie. Why is he so akward? Did he say "Maggie" instead of Vaggie (showing how little he actually cares)?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All of Charlie's friends are scum in his eyes including Vaggie but he's making an extra awkward effort to be polite because she's his daughter's girlfriend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His punishment is to reign over a kingdom of the dregs of humanity. He either can't tell Vaggie is an angel, or he doesn't care enough to tell, or to him if she's down there, she deserves it.
      All in all, he mentally knows he should be very graceful and nice to his daughter's SO, this isn't the first time she's got one, but he's basically forced to say 'hi hello nice to meet you' to a torture prop that exists to haunt him with its presence. Not the most pleasant thing.

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer reaching for his golden fiddle was very funny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the acordian though?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vivzie has a Weird Al fetish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with accordions?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's a rumor Weird Al was a consideration for Lucifer VA. You'd not be asking that question if he got successfully cast.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound really crummy?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Magic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are "pals"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wrong post

          Wouldn't that be Zestial?

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer is a disgusting manlet

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this b***h boy seethe in anger as soon as someone more important than him enters the room. He radiates pure woman energy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get it why is he like this to Lucy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        First character he can't bully physically in the show

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't that be Zestial?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He probably considers himself slightly over Zestial or at worst he is an equal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lucifer's wife is most probably the one who holds Alastor's leash. As a bonus, Alastor was a serial killer who got got in a comically humiliating way that really could've been prevented if he was slightly more careful. Every time he's disrespected, he resorts to violence, intimidation or some other sort of revenge, probably because pride is his sin.
        Lucifer is somebody he can't harm in any way except emotional, by stealing his daughter, all while probably running the protect-my-daughter errand for Lilith.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Every time he's disrespected, he resorts to violence, intimidation or some other sort of revenge
          Didn't Viv say he looked down on other sinners, especially men because they were "brutes"? He doesn't seem much different from them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Does he even smile at all during his life ?
            It's more a spastic sardonic grin stamped on his face at all time

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He was a serial killer and is most probably utterly -pathic, be it socio or psycho, or whatever sort of shit he fits the most. When Alastor says 'you're never fully dressed without a smile', he probably means it very literally - it's a part of your outfit, a thing you put on to look presentable to people, to maintain an image, and images are funnily enough very important to him, even though his uwu favorite medium is a non-visual one.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It stated than for Alastor, droppinghis smile is a sign of weakness like looking down to another men provoking you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A prideful serial killer who's a hypocrite? Say it ain't so! You even get to see it in-person with him and his pet cat. A person slightly less deranged would go 'shit yeah we ARE kind of in the same boat', laugh it off, maybe, but Alastor's image and presentability are his most important and sore spots, so the moment it's attacked he loses all semblance of self-control and pulls out the evil horns and teeth.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That called a hypocrite Anon
            And those end up in hell

            Sinning is more complex than drugs and sex and i wish it would show more crimes like gaslighting

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer is a sexy manlet

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They better not split these two up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She has pretty eyes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of them will die

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Leash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love how he had the balls to talk shit to Alastor, and after that scene I want some comeuppance for threatening my Husk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t believe Lilith buck broke him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll rip apart you souls and
      >You will what Alastor?
      >Oh Charlotte I didnt know you were there hahahahahaha
      >Alastor you cant hurt Husk hes a fellow sinner seeking redemption
      >Actually I think Im fricked
      >Seeking redemption he means theres no need for this Alastor apologize to him please
      >Yh Alastor apologize you red b***h
      >Dad not now
      >I am s..s...s...s..*he turns fuzzing out into static*
      >This piece of shit cant even apologize
      >Vaggie Im sure he means well
      >Sinners hahahaha ah arent they a riot huh Charlotte
      >Dad! Oh well Husk is fine so we'll be going

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      glad we finally got a reminder that he's an butthole demon and not just some mary sue.

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Daddy

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No buts you belong to me now
    >Wait this is great I guess but I really have to
    >Lets have the wedding tomorrow ok
    >No stop please stop
    >Oh its gonna be go great!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no seraphim wife

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >angry alastor on the skillet with his ears reared back
      so cute...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh deer…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What would have happened if Alastor had tried to fight Lucy instead of just going full on mental warfare like he did.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Luci was the top angel, and even peons angel are apparently capable of killing royalty.
        I would say he's fricked

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He'd either die, and very quickly, at that, or Lucifer would hit him once, realize there's a mark of his wife on him, and either decide to see where Lilith's going with this shit and let him live, or interrogate Alastor about it. The distance between Lucifer and Alastor in the pecking order is comical, really, Alastor is closer to an imp than he is to Lucifer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's a reason he kept it psychological. Any physical altercation would end badly for him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        alastor would kill lucifer 100%

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alastor is not stupid enough to get into a fight he cant win. He's ironically more like the devil than the devil himself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This isnt an exaggeration he is actually bending reality during that musical segment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who decides who gets a nose

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and can i just say that beezlebub being a fricking sparkledog HELLHOUND instead of some sort of bug creature is the most moronic stupid thing ever put to screen?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She managed to have Kesha perform. She wanted an official version of this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be more okay with it if Viv stuck to a theme. She wanted her sparkledog but she also wanted to be accurate to the bug interpretation, so she tried to mash them together in one design.

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Aw whats the matter my baby
    >Eve my top b***h I saw Lilliths daughter today shit was horrible
    >Oh her daughter is he pretty?
    >Yh shes pretty hot
    >What was that?
    >I...I mean not as hot as you my number one wife in all of creation hahahaha
    >I love you do much dear but you shouldnt be fraternizing with those angels so much'
    >Babe I know you get jealous of me being around angel girls but it comes with the gig
    >Im only a human anon I cant handle this kind of stuff and humans should be with humans not angels
    >Babe come on Lute is a charm
    >Shes a sadistic sociopath shes nothing like that angel that kicked us out of Eden
    >Babe its ok everything is gonna be alright
    >Hmph I suppose so did you see Lillith?
    >No frick no I never want to see that b***h ever again
    >Well I want to
    >*spits out his beer* What?
    >I just want to see how shes doing and all that
    >Huh?
    >You know a girl talk girl on girl
    >Girl on Girl? Yh even Lute does this shit but Lilith always been one of those introverted creepy types good luck ever getting a chance to talk to her
    >Oh dont worry Ill find a way
    >What was that?
    >I mean I love you so much baby now frick me with that disgusting angel wiener already
    >Hehehe thats my language

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Lucifer
    >See your daughter seeding descent and infighting among heaven's angels
    >ProudTear.jpeg
    >They grow up so fast

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly there should have been monsters that eat souls to really make Hell an awful place to exist in.

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would God make a universe full of dead matter?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So that the living matter would shine like a gem sticking out of plain rock.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But the universe is just boring dead rocks

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how much money Val could make if he somehow got his demonic hands on Molly
    >THIS SAVED b***h GETS FRICKED BY DEMONS wienerS PART 3

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will Alastor broadcast Adam's death screams? Or will Vox manage to get a camera angle on it?

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lilith must be 8 feet tall to compensate

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer's voice actor is great honestly, the crew of Tangled did a 100% good job casting Varian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice range

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is one of the best songs I have heard from a cartoon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Terrible season btw

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is pretty nihilistic honestly it feels like material life is some incredbile short temporary phase for your eterna existence its quite horrifying when you think about it, all of that suffering and seething you had in the universe is now gone in Heaven you can just party hard and have fun literally forever, it freaks me out tbh. Hell seems more realistic its just some dimension condemned souls slowly built up into a shithole.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The mainstream interpretation just doesn't add up if you ask me. If eternal bliss or agony is your reward for a temporary stay in a universe where you don't have full control over your actions, well then that's actual hell.

      Oh and let's not get into the fact that there's several religions which heavily insist they're correct. A lotta people are gonna be disappointed.

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally on a leash to help another man's daughter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Radiates "My Wife's Daughter" energy

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Seraph doesn't want Emily to fall
    >has a Latin name like Lucifer
    >literally named rival/to emulate
    >she emulates Lucifer now
    >she has more in common with Charlie than she has with her big sis
    >she becomes disillusioned like Lucifer did with heaven
    it's like poetry, it rhymes!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cant believe Charlie is going to collect a harem of fallen angels by the end of season 2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just imagine her introducing Emily to Lucifer

  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to be really disappointed when Adam's eventually revealed to be a twink.

  127. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What would make Emily fall though? Her wings fall off, or her fellow angels cast her out for questioning too much?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The thus far missing yet mentioned in the cast notes Speaker of God shows up and throws her down. She'd keep her wings, since Lucifer kept his.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Latter seems to be the case, Lucifer still has wings.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The implication is that there is no mechanism of which angels are cast out of heaven, it just happens, Lucifer is used as the "bogyman" as to what will happen if you "question the order of things".
      With there being no strict criteria for how you can get caste out of Heaven, you are incentivized to act in the best interests of Heaven, and more accurately the rulers of Heaven, at all times
      If Emily were to be thrown out it would be because she is acting against Sera's interests and supporting Charlie. Not because she breached some unknown rule.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It seems that angels keep their stuff based on Lucifer and the Cherubs that got kicked out.

  128. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let's rate new songs
    >hell's great dad
    10/10 for the first half, but then the second half RUINED. Wish it kept the beat from that first half for the entire song, and didn't have Mimsy fricking ruin the last part (even more). 5/10 for second half, 3/10 for Mimsy
    >more than anything
    Not on my favorites list, but it was very sweet to listen to and nowhere near the bottom. Solid 8/10
    >welcome to heaven
    6/10. Average, but not the worst. Not really much to say about it
    >you didn't know
    Solid 10/10, especially the Hell is Forever reprise.

  129. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor steals Lucifer's wife and daughter

    holy

  130. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they can swear in heaven
    I got a chance?

  131. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    David came and reduced the [613 commandments] to eleven [principles],
    as it is written [in Psalm 15]:
    A Psalm of David.
    Lord, who shall abide in your tent? Who shall dwell in your holy mountain?
    (1) He who walks uprightly,
    (2) and does what is right,
    (3) and speaks the truth in his heart.
    (4) He who does not slander with his tongue,
    (5) nor does evil to his neighbor,
    (6) nor takes up a reproach against his neighbor.
    (7) In whose eyes a vile person is despised;
    (8) but he honors those who fear the Lord.
    (9) He who swears to his own hurt, and does not change.
    (10) He who does not put out his money at interest,
    (11) nor takes a bribe against the innocent.
    3
    He who does these things shall never be moved... [Ps. 15]
    [The prophet] Isaiah came and reduced them to six [principles], as it is written:
    (1) He who walks righteously,
    (2) and speaks uprightly;
    (3) he who despises the gain of oppression,
    (4) he who shakes his hands from holding bribes,
    (5) he who stops his ears from hearing of blood,
    (6) and shuts his eyes from seeing evil;
    He shall dwell on high... [Isa. 33:15-16]
    [The prophet] Micah came and reduced them to three [principles], as it is written:
    It has been told you, O man, what is good, and what the Lord requires of
    you:
    (1) only to do justice,
    (2) and to love mercy,
    (3) and to walk humbly with your God... [Micah 6:8]
    Again came [the prophet] Isaiah and reduced them to two [principles], as it is
    said:
    Thus says the Lord,
    (1) Keep justice,
    (2) and do righteousness... [Isa. 56:1]
    [The prophet] Amos came and reduced them to one [principle], as it is said:
    For thus says the Lord to the house of Israel,
    (1) Seek me, and you shall live... [Amos 5:4]
    But it is [the prophet] Habakuk who came and based them all on one [principle],
    as it is said:
    (1) But the righteous shall live by his faith. [Hab. 2:4]

    Pick one list

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      613

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all the lists but first are too fricking vague

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