He thinks hes Napoleon

He thinks he’s Napoleon

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But he is.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, are you Napoleon?
      Damn, that's crazy. I am Napoleon too.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's nothing we can do

    Why's he so kino bros?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the source that he actually said this and it’s not a gay zoomer meme

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine.
      For one damn second.
      He was the most powerful person IN THE FUCKING WORLD.
      And he is saying to you:
      "There is nothing we can do."
      I cannot begin to imagine the despair of his men...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He clearly wasn't the most powerful person in the world then was he?
        Fucking idiot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He clearly wasn't the most powerful person in the world then was he?
          Then who was it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The bankers who made an absolute killing off the wars probably?
            The most powerful person in the world doesn't get to that level of power by making their power public knowledge in a dick-measuring contest.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao midwits can't stop taking 21st century /misc/ conspiracy theories as facts AND are dumb enough to think that the world has always been like that. He was the most powerful person in the world. But even in that position he was just a human and didn't know everything, like how brutal Russian scorched earth tactics could be.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He was the most powerful person in the world
                Except at that point he clearly wasn't since more powerful were coming to completely btfo him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, are you Napoleon?
      Damn, that's crazy. I am Napoleon too.

      Imagine.
      For one damn second.
      He was the most powerful person IN THE FUCKING WORLD.
      And he is saying to you:
      "There is nothing we can do."
      I cannot begin to imagine the despair of his men...

      He IS Napoleon.

      I'm just built different

      midge

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, are you Napoleon?
      Damn, that's crazy. I am Napoleon too.

      I'm just built different

      >Discordtroon is a fucking retard and wants to derail the thread
      Here's your last pity (You).

      >Holy heckers he is le depressed, ugly racist loser just like me! I can't wait to post about this on twitter!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a good meme post that I can't find about some event that hosted a reincarnation party where people were invited to come dressed as who they were in their past lives.
    And like 6 people came dressed as Napoleon, the point being that at least 5 of them were lying.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    his story doesnt make sense
    hes le conquered europe but then got sent to an island like a heckin kid for misbehaviour?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ruling elites didn't like to kill each other.
      Death was for poor people. For giving Europe a good showing and some fun battle games, he was accepted as an honorary elite and thus allowed to live out his life with fancy provisions (because it would be barbaric to do otherwise). His punishment was being socially outcast and not allowed to attend all the cool rich people parties.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The ruling elites didn't like to kill each other.
        Isn't that what they did in the french revolution?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No.
          In the french revolution, the overlooked down-on-their-luck would-be noblemen (so poor writers/philosophers, politicians with no influence and soldiers who weren't generals) killed the ruling elite with the help of the downtrodden peasants. This let them become the new nobles.
          And all of europe hated them for it because you can't just kill noblemen, nevermind the amount of noblemen that they killed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they were more magnanimous back then. I don't think napoleon went out of his way to kill nobility or royalty, he just deposed them. so when they were put back in charge they just exiled him.
      ww2 really changed things with the war crimes and Nuremberg trials.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called Chivalry.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He fucked prime British cuuny, which was his true love in his final exile.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betsy_Balcombe

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      midge

      Seething lanklet.

      Lmao midwits can't stop taking 21st century /misc/ conspiracy theories as facts AND are dumb enough to think that the world has always been like that. He was the most powerful person in the world. But even in that position he was just a human and didn't know everything, like how brutal Russian scorched earth tactics could be.

      He's not wrong. Look up Nathan Mayer Rothschild, the mastermind of British war effort and the real winner of Napoleonic Wars.

      >He was the most powerful person in the world
      Except at that point he clearly wasn't since more powerful were coming to completely btfo him

      Retard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get btfo
        >accuse others of seething
        >post retarded bullshit
        yep, checks out

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy schizo. Take your meds, naggerhomosexual.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >seething and malding
            kek, shouldn't you be dilating or something?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nice projection, discordtroon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                lmao pathetic

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Discordtroon is a fucking retard and wants to derail the thread
                Here's your last pity (You).

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u (again lmao)
                >still seething
                Jesus christ this is getting ever more embarrassing. I don't want to be that guy but I think your tranny rage is showing. Maybe have a snickers or something

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >troon
                >projector
                >retard
                >reddit speak
                >malding like a bitch
                rope yoruself

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't say anything other than "no u"
                >can't understand that he's retarded
                >thinks that dilating his shithole doesn't make him a tranny
                >unironically uses twitch lexicon
                >seething
                lmao'ing at ur life

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >xer thinks I'm the other guy
                >all the maymay greentext
                project troon IQ at its highest
                lurk moar

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you replying to me? I wasn't even talking to you homosexual

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s nothing in that entire article about him being her lover other than the gutter press speculating. Given he was under house arrest I doubt he had much time to fuck a girl without people actually knowing

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing we can do

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He IS Napoleon.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just built different

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes, I am proud to be French.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol
      Lmao even

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see french people.
        t. other frog

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    General Santa Ana? Yeah, he rather fancied himself as such.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the daily judge shows are absolutely stacked with hot women in the gallery. hands down insanity

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dressed like an iron chef

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is a pretty good napoleon though

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He thinks about roman times every day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than thinking about comic sans every day.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/watch/wGyxOgT8_Ns

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