He was just doing his job.

He was just doing his job.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The greatest men do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The greatest women also do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who do they trigger Cinemaphile so much?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hswOYOE.png

      He was just doing his job.

      #dirlewangerGANGGG

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GOTTA RAPE FAST

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Movie never said otherwise. A fun villain.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gold star for him

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    literally who

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      watch movies you fricking pleb. get the frick off my board.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ted Beneke from breaking bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jorgen Von Strangle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rogal Dorn

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ringo from Tombstone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Actually Ike from tombstone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not
        >Rango from Tombstone
        Why even bother?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i was rooting for humans the entire time. i was so happy to see these blue Black person charlies ger napalmed. if you are not rooting for humans you are a cuck and frick animals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if you are not rooting for humans you are a cuck and frick animals
      based and true

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "Cinemaphile pretends the generic military guy from avatar is a deep and memorable villain" episode
    Do a better job, shills.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's the only memeorable performance I the entire movie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thats actually true but i'm not sure why. Each character in this movie was an extremely distilled stereotype. There is no reason for him to stand out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Deep, no. Memorable, yes. I like the movie and I enjoy his character.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >why cant I just stop sucking wiener? How can this be happening to me? Frick i love sucking humongous wieners! wiener! wiener! wiener!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I love men, what about it chud?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I love you too anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you anon, i only drill shitskins

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              good, giving someone AIDS isn't loving them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a "Cinemaphile pretends the generic military guy from avatar is a deep and memorable villain" episode
      He's one of the best parts of the movie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Villain? Tubi-chads know that Quaritch was the hero.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how does it feel to betray your own race?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >villain

        >"How does it feel to betray your own race?"
        >Race traitor hisses at him

        Guess which one you are?

        I'm not white, and neither are you. Stop larping as goosestepping homosexuals.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why do mexicans want everyone in the world to be non-white? some kind of insecurity?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            why do homosexuals wildly guess at someone's race on here and get it completely wrong?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              because most /misc/ newbies turned out to be chicanos, although you could also be indian as well because Elon Musk just gave them internet or whatever.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            their shitty food makes them prone to mood swings

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >villain

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"How does it feel to betray your own race?"
      >Race traitor hisses at him

      Guess which one you are?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All my homies love Quaritch

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If he was doing his job he would have blasted all the blue apes from orbit with kinetic impactors or some shit

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the best character in the entire movie

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO I WAS JUST DOIN' MY JOB YOU CAN'T LE HECKIN' DO THIS TO ME!
    take some personal responsibility for once in your life. your choices are yours alone at the end, no matter the circumstances you're in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU DIDN'T GIVE A POOR WOMAN(DEAMON) AN EXTENSION ON A LOAN SO YOU MUST GO TO HELL NOW
      lmao what was this movie even

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol
    Quaritch would be insulted by this defense.
    He loved his job. He was horny for killing navis.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking coffee and blowing up space cats ain't much but it's honest work.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why not just tunnel under the tree

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the tree is a sentient biological robot designed to keep the navi in a state of a nature of harmony. Basically the Navi were once super advanced aliens but they went "return to monke" so that they could sustainably live in prosperity until the end of their solar system. Just endless millions of years of hunting with the boys, banging your wife at night, and participating in group cultural events.
      So the tree wouldn't like you tunneling under it. The next Avatar after 2 is subtitled The Seed Bearer because Eywa retaliates against the humans by sending a seed that basically bio-terraforms the Earth

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the main objective in the first movie was just not pissing off the cat people and create a PR disaster (explicitly said so, idk why they'd broadcast it), they didn't really care about root mama. The mineral is absorbed for that purpose but the stuff under the tree was clearly mostly ore, not part of the tree (yet anyways). No flaming cat people home, not dead cat chilluns etc. PR disaster averted.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick are you talking about

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Short answer is that it's way harder. They wanted a big mine to get the stuff as efficiently as possible, not a little "I drink your milkshake" pipe. Remember that you have to get all the equipment and vehicles there too.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And there’s nothing wrong with enjoying your job. He was a lucky man. He died doing what he loved, and what he loved was killing abos by the hundreds.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh indigenous blue frog people
    he did nothing wrong

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the smurfs are parasitic monsters that take control of nervous systems of all creatures and life. they are literal abominations that should be destroyed. getting some insane metal from the ashes of their evil corpses is just icing on the cake. the entire planet should thank humanity for killing these fricking freaks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo we have to live in an industrial society instead and be enslaved to capitalists!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I liked Sully’s line about:

        >There’s not going to be any deal. What do they think we have to offer that they want - lite beer and blue jeans?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Makes them sound like dumb animals that can't aspire to anything more than basic survival

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can’t watch follow the story and genuinely think that. The Na’vi enjoy a harmony and a symbiosis with their environment that we can only dream of. When they take to the sky on a banshee, they’re not just riding the thing, they’re experiencing flight as only a flying creature can. Would you trade that for lite beer and blue jeans? I wouldn’t.

            When Mo’at tells Jake that they will teach him their ways and see if his insanity can be cured, she’s being serious. They look on us and our culture as insane. I like how Douglas Addams put it:

            >”For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he was doing his duty, the others were also doing their duty and the strongest won

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    His job was ethnic cleansing is the thing.

    Like its clear what's gonna happen to the Na'vi if humans get their way. If they don't completely go extinct their population will get reduced by like 99+ percent in multiple stages of genocide and forced displacement and the remainder will just be kept on rumpy little shit miserable reservations at best. You can't even just try and be edgy and double down on might makes right thinking seeing as they literally fought it out and won militarily.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >they literally fought it out and won militarily.
      They were betrayed by bleeding hearts in their own ranks. Reminds me of something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >might makes right
        >but there's rules tho

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Still their military failing-a morale failing. Could have run their society in a way that didn't completely alienate people they depended on. Just off the top of my head give him his fricking legs back before the expedition. Or just give people their legs back free in general so you get actually motivated true believers volunteering for expeditions like this.

        The Na'vi didn't have that problem because they didn't internally mistreat or deprive each other like that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Neytiri betrayed the guy she was supposed to marry and frick

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You think without Jake the planetary consciousness wouldn't have awakened to defend itself?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Excellent point. To me, that’s the big distinction between the “human empire” in Avatar and the “fascist” humans in Starship Troopers. In Avatar, you’re a cog, a puppet of corporate interests. In Starship Troopers, you’re treated like pure gold for choosing government service. It shouldn’t come as a surprise which society produces more motivated soldiers.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like his big ass knife

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That shit was fricking rad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This shit was based on a manga wasnt it? Only nips could conceit something so silly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well to be fair, it’s actually a big-ass bayonet for a big-ass gun. Does that help?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically how sharp would a knife that large be, without breaking would it just be like an axe?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sword of The Berserk sharp I reckon.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some one post the warhammer excerpt edit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The entire point of the Navi is that they owned nothing and were happy, you dumb chud

        • 1 year ago
          sage

          luled

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's the fun part of Avatar. You can like either side really. But Quaritch is super based. He didn't ever hesitate to start blasting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And he's back for the sequel too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        God, I can’t fricking wait.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are these playing in different regions?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That’s all I can figure. It doesn’t seem to be chain-related.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know who else was just following orders? Hitler!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      [...]
      That's supposed to be him? How?...

      One of two ways. He was either a human “avatar” the entire time(think about it - they’d have to have perfected the tech before going through the trouble of growing expensive human/Na’vi hybrids, so why not test it on grunts? The added bonus is they get to be truly fearless), or they corporate sharks figured out that Pandora’s neural network saves backups of anything that dies there, and they figured out a way to download Quaritch’s consciousness.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's gonna be one of the best parts of Avatar 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And he's back for the sequel too

      That's supposed to be him? How?...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He’s got a mask, so apparently the Na’vi can breathe our air with a little kick from time to time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How are the humans and aliens breathing the same air?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Quaritch is an Avatar. So apparently they made the body so it could do both.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why bother having humans at all? Just make these magical everything clones.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're gonna have to watch to find out

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              check'em

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nice.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick is that thing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hoping the series ends with humans establishing a colony on pandora so its ambiguous

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cameron has said that it's unpredictable. And I believe him that it's not just going to be the usual "natives win, humans suck" schlock. I think the humans will even win in this next movie. The last movie is called "The Quest for Eywa", so I'm almost thinking that Eywa may branch out to other planets even. She could send out spores to colonize other worlds. And maybe she creates Unobtainium, it does seem to be concentrated at her most sensitive spots, so humans will want to inhabit those planets too

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Quaritch is definitely gonna frick some shit up. He's out for revenge against jake sully.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he gets the kino scar back.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Where's Jake Sully?! I got a bone to pick with him and his little girl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick his body is absurd

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    one thing i never understood about the message of this movie, is that you should betray your entire *species* for the actions of a specific group. i mean, betraying your race is one thing but the entire species?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"How does it feel to betray your own race?"
    >*Praises the Golden Demise*

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The reason the humans were in the wrong was because they were obviously going to turn Pandora into an ecological shithole just like they did with Earth

  28. 1 year ago
    sage

    how come this guy wasnt black?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There were plenty of human black actors. And many of the Na'vi were played by black actors.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's Quaritch and his avatar bros, plus the new commander in an exoskeleton

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he was just do-ACK

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he was reaching for the stars
    trying to obtain the unobtainable
    a true hero, fighting for a good cause

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No he would influence decisions & rush negotiations to get straight to the bloodshed

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there's a lot of ass in the movie

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The guy with robostitlts face looks CGI'd on

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not that anyone cares, but I've never seen Avatar because the whole movie was spoiled by other media, so I didn't feel like I needed to.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you haven’t seen it in 3D, you’re missing out. I mean that sincerely. It’s basically the only movie where it’s not just a gimmick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I remember people in South Korea were committing suicide over it, so I believe you, but hey you can't miss something you never had, right?

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did Cameron ever acknowledge that most people were rooting for the humans and not the aliens? Why would I betray my species?

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he justified invasion and destroying a peaceful word for minerals because he thought his machines were cooler than trees
    captcha: VRSTD

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do chuds love this character so much?
    they always wanted to be a commander leading a big army gunning down tree hugging savages but never will?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lady i'm just fighting fate, just like you are as evidence by the trunk currently buried in my chest. Why are you giving up? Entropy will get you. It doesn't have to be this way. Somehow there must be a way to escape this mortal coil, join us, are you not warriors? Our people have a common enemy. The natural worlds demands the death of all life. This universe is a sparing companion, a trial, a sister not a mother. We dream of better, of escape and of life triumphant. Fight with us, share your ore and meld your courage with ours. Don't lay down and die like you're doing. You survive day by day against nature already, survive further. Stop it! You're fighting on your enemy's side. You and us you blue fricks, we'll be your white fricks and together we'll shove our collecting forearm up fate's ass.

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