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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Dobson

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cobson?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        'son on the 'log

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anyone got the actual pic from the con?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's posted every single time this thread happens, have a different one of the same girl.
        The signature on her boobs is by comic artist Adam Hughes before you ask.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          women are so shameless, it's really hot. she is excited by walking around showing off her body and teasing men. damn. she probably doesn't even realize that it's this sexual thing

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >she probably doesn't even realize that it's this sexual thing
            yeah I bet

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The signature on her boobs is by comic artist Adam Hughes before you ask.
          Ah!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My lord those are some fine breasts

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correct.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, it's Power Girl

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick. Made me jump.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love boobs so much

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          breasts too fat

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes. Gross cow!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9tojhTY.jpg

      got a lot of laughs from the youtube doc on him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        got a link?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit
            I had no idea about the inflatable blimp women fetish
            Very entertaining

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >inflatable blimp women fetish
              How do you even develop that kind of fetish?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He found a way

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's not the floating he's interested in, it's the popping

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >SPLOIT

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got a boner reading this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also I'm sitting in McDonald's by myself which probably means I'm the target demographic

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There's only one thing we CAN do!
                >pop

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking gurogays I swear

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The kaboom game

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a sobering thought to see how many of that initial generation to first achieve internet fame just crashed and fricking burned. That or they became irredeemable lolcows. Or both. Dobson, Moviebob, Spoony, Chris Chan, it's already a tale as old as time. Yet it never stops being hilarious. Great video btw.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >2024
              >I am forgotten

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think anyone ever cared about latza

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well He broke into the industry as he got a work in Disney. So i guess that's nice.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I loved the brief but intense affair we had with Latza. As if TGWTG wasn’t pathetic enough we had content from someone trying and failing to ride their coattails. I miss it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Or Maddox

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the random aggressive tweet at Zelda Williams
            kek, wtf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did he seriously think people would truly buy that he'd beat up a guy at comic con over something like this? This really was a 'look, i am a badass and superior gentleman' humblebrag of a shitty comic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his brain doesn't work correctly

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember when I was a corporate drone similar to him, but not nearly as dramatic. I used to think I was doing some act of valor when I stopped someone from stealing. I even got a trophy with my name misspelled on it for having the highest dollar amount of merchandise recovered in a year. In retrospect, I realized I was a total fricking homosexual and now I go back to my old job and steal shit that I don't even want just because.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you were an upstanding young White man who served his community and then degenerated into a Black person? What changed?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He wasn't appreciated by his employer for his upstanding behavior. The real Black folk here are his boss for being a poor leader and you for being a moron who doesn't understand reward/punishment

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >got a trophy and praise
                >not appreciated
                What do you want homosexual, a blowjob?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would've preferred to get a raise rather than a shitty trophy, anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you ask your boss if you could get a commission on recovered goods? That's what I would probably do if I was a wagecuck in a shithole Black personhood where this was a common problem.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The salesgays didn't even make commission there lol. The management would get a bonus depending on the improvement on shrink/loss compared to the previous fiscal year and everyone else would get maybe a bonus of like $80 (pre-tax) around Christmas.

                It was one of my first jobs, I just drank a bit too much of the corporate kool-aid at the time because I actually believed in the philosophy of "if you work hard, you can go anywhere!"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks trophies are the way to reward good subordinates
                This is why you'll never be a good boss or a leader. You're probably in some two bit company in the heartland of muttmerica israeliteing your colleagues and subordinates if you are doing this shit

                I would've preferred to get a raise rather than a shitty trophy, anon.

                Raises, promotions, increased responsibilities along with titles and pay or benefits are usually what you're supposed to get for good performance. Your boss was a moron anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My boss didn't even get to store management position through hard work. He started as a salesgay, was always one of the bottom ranked in sales in his region, but just sucked a lot of corporate wiener, and within six months he was offered a management position at our store. He fricked around there for a few years, oftentimes he would only show up for a few hours a day and then leave, and now he has a mid six figure job at the corporate office.

                "Not who you know, it's who you blow" is the truest statement in the corporate world.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You got it right. You need pull from above more than you push using your own effort. Peter's principle in action with most organizations that get bloated. Always remember anons, if you want to succeed in corporate, suck dicks or impress the hr roasties and senior management. If you want to see meritocracy, you have to do it yourself when you get to those positions.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >praise
                how about a raise?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >simping for a scumbag corporation is serving your community
              No wonder you whites are being replaced...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you complain about food deserts and racial profiling.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >honkeys don't steal
              It's all they ever do, they even steal land. You need to leave.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >me sell land to pale face for fire water and beads
                >*200 years later*
                >pale face steal'um land! Dirty thief!! *shoots up heroin and scalps neighbor*

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon it's even more hilarious:

                >Me "sell" the "sacred" land to paleface for firewater and beads as stupid paleface think you can "own" land HA-hahaha HA-hahaha!
                >20 years later
                >The invaders and colonizers stole our sacred lands!
                The same lands you stole from other savages 30 years ago? Whole stole it from yet other savages 50 years ago? So sacred. Much sacred. Many sacred.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I owe brown people absolutely nothing. In fact, they owe me for subsidizing their existence.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Dobson having the balls and cardio to chase a thief

          X

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It isn't really hard to stop most thieves like that in terms of shoplifting so long as someone goes after them. The only real factor that keeps people from doing it is the fact that 1 in 50 is crazy enough to seriously fight you over whatever shit they shoplifted and if they're crazy enough to seriously fight you they're crazy enough to carry something.
            Aside from that, most small scale petty thieves will give up the moment they're caught

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but we're talking Dobson here.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wanna say it's a young Dobson and the dude in question, judging by how Dobbo draws him, was some kinda out of shape skinny fat fricker under his jacket.
                I could see it.

                That's incredibly hard to believe.

                You'd be surprised, there are some out of shape dudes who will bench way more than should be possible because they're not properly doing reps, they're jumping to that big lift as soon as possible. If you skip all the reps and just let yourself lift on adrenaline putting everything into that one big rep, you can do it, you risk just completely fricking up your muscles and hurting yourself, but you can do it.
                I'd say the big hole in Bob's thing is that the guy who can do a max of 300 is probably already able regular bench at least around 175 but I could see it happen under extreme circumstance, especially since Bob seems more like the kind of guy to casually omit that he hurt himself and nearly passed out doing it rather than the guy to lie about doing it to begin with.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I work at a mall and a lady got her phone stolen by a nigerian motherfricker. A well meaning stocky white guy tried to chase him down. Thankfully he had no fricking chance, that lanky lighbulb headed darky sprinted off like a bargain bin usain bolt. But afterwards, I tried to tell the white knight not to chase these people, because they’re all carrying knives. He didn’t believe me. I reckon he’d better keep being slow, for his own good.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly thought the panel after he jumped on the counter he was pulling his bear costume down from the ceiling. That probably would have been closer to what happened.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's kino!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That could have been any one of us

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how will I explain this to my girlfriend
          >hey babe, today at work a guy tried to steal some DVDs and I chased him down and got the DVDs back, it was pretty wild
          >oh yeah I’m totally fine, just got a little cut on my finger but that’s it
          >well I was able to get his license plate number while he was getting away so we gave that to the police, so hopefully they’ll deal with him

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you fricking ruined it for me. I was going to look up if there was a sequel strip and then made the mistake of checking the replies to see if someone had already posted ir. then I saw your one, completely spoiling the aftermath.
            i like reading it cell by cell so I have the author/artist's timing and vision, and you had to ruin it all in one paragraph.
            thanks a lot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he saved Best Buy 15 dollars in 2006
          bravo… and I don’t even believe this story either

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that you're literally wresting cinema from Dobsons sweaty, grasping hands whenever you pirate movies. I hope you feel proud.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't he make a longpost talking about getting fired from his airport baggage handler job?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Charles Dickens.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, he wasn't trying to convince people he would really commit criminal assault in real life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh dear

        >Posting the edit

        kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >person makes self-fellating fantasy about him "saving" a woman
        >actually harms said woman in real life

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >person makes self-fellating fantasy about him "saving" a woman
          Why is this such a common theme with all these webcomics? CAD had a thing where his self insert had to stop his girlfriends evil boyfriend from stealing her from him. Stonetoss had that one comic where some girl begs a character who looks like him to come back. Sophie Labelle has an entire comic where the first few issues are labelles annoying self insert grooming some guy into a relationship.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's almost like you'd have to be a frickin loser to be a webcomic artist

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fun times

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The cringiest one I have ever seen was a fat guy with a goth gf. Some dude shows up to mock him and the gf defends him, saying "he's good in bed". Imagine needing to be rescued in your own fantasy.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sauce?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I must know more

                >https://www.reddit.com/r/goodanimemes/comments/y32cv1/the_goth_girl_her_boyfriend/
                I found it. It's really sad.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                embarrassing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >posted by an anime profile with ukraine flag
                I wish Obiden would just turn off the internet already

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I miss when the internet was full of unironic spergs who would dream up these scenarios. Now it's just butthurt blackpilled incels who understand fully well how moronic it is and that it will never happen, which is boring and negative.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I miss when everything was like my wholesome subreddits
                All of that still exists

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like how it's don't judge people by their looks, but he makes sure he's with a hot sexy girl and not a fat plain one.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's just sad.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The worst part about the internet being condensed is that the absolute gold 'spergs would come up with has dried up.
                Funny to think the goons and their like mocking shitty webcomics did nowhere near as much to stop them as normalgays calling them cringe.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh its merryweather kek. havent heard that name in a while, their art was always shit. peak normie tourist weeb trash

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I must know more

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why is this such a common theme with all these webcomics?
            wish fulfilment
            they failed IRL, but in comic form they can fix all that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They lack the self-reflection necessary to recognize their Id seeping through their work, many such cases, the xkcd "wedding speech" strip comes to mind

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ???
                he fell in love with Megan and is now giving a speech at her wedding to someone else?
                Did not know there was xkcd lore

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you look over the early Megan appearances you get strong stalker vibes. But he has since married somebody else, and then his wife got cancer and maybe she's dead now.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is some atomic level seethe. Worst thing is, I know a guy like this. He met a girl when we were 18, simped for her while she fricked most of our friend group and not him, and now she has been married for 4 years. We're 32 now and he is still simping for her and clearly thinks there will be some point in the future where she gets a divorce and finally gives him a chance.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >she fricked most of our friend group and not him, and now she has been married for 4 years.

                Does the husband know what a cuck he is, or are all normie men okay with women who have high body counts?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The husband is a stereotypical soiboi type of guy, so he's either ignorant/delusional or likes it. Not my problem.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of guys assume their girlfriend was easy to frick because they were just so handsome and interesting. It never occurs to them that their gf might just be a prostitute.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there are no women without high body counts

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We call it "one-itis". They make up this perfect image of their "one true love" that never fades and place all their hopes and dreams into it. You see it a lot from friend-zoned orbiters that convince themselves she will eventually see that he's Mr. Right and patiently wait for her to either tire of the wiener carousel or divorce the man she is actually in love with.
                Frankly, it's one of the worst cases of simping possible, since they, purposefully or not, sabotage all of their chances with other women since none can compare to the pedestal they have placed their "one" on.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, it's just genuinely sad.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what a jealous c**t

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get it

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what one single girl paying attention to you in your whole life does to a mf

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is a totally inappropriate thing to say at a wedding lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, hold on, I thought the xkcd author was married? So he’s not? How the hell did I get that idea then

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A few years before he married a woman with breastcancer he spent a few years being passively obsessed with another woman

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                xkcd is a huge muh popscience moronic insufferable homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Posting the edit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not posting the full thing
        For shame, anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a daring synthesis, over a decade worth of beating a dead horse

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love a happy ending 🙂

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sleep tight soldier. You fought valiantly, but I think you're probably better off dead.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Understood."

      Lol, what colossal cringe!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is actman harassing that poor maiden?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      R.I.P. Rest in piss Dobson. May your dreams never come true

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doobson dood. Wat nou?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any Internet personality that uses an avatar that's not a photograph of their actual face is a fat ugly homosexual, 100% of the time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even my vtuber waifus?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I assumed it went without saying for vTubers, if they were attractive they wouldn't need an avatar

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and why I love vtuber waifus. I get pure audiophile cute voices but don't have to look at the fat chick producing them. It's like the return of the radio.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I understand why the pedophile is confused, but why is the child rapist angry?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too bad he's a cringy simpy homosexual

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, it's a perfectly understandable question.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my dad literally said what the middle dude said kek

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a broken clock is right twice a day

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These homies been fighin' since the 60s, boomer. Frick off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the Batman-Superman fight also works BECAUSE they're friends. A lot of comic fans were complaining that the movie didn't work because that element was removed. You look at all the best times they've fought in the comics and neither ever wanted to kill the other but their conflicting ideologies pushed them to battle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but their conflicting ideologies pushed them to battle
        >NOOOOOooooo you can't kill the genocidal maniacs no matter what!!! They must be brought to justice!!!!
        I'll admit that I haven't seen a lot of Batman or Superman but they pretty much are the same in end goals but hey I'd watch a movie where Superman uses his super powers to instantly snap the neck of everybody on Earth who has ever had so much as a parking ticket.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but their conflicting ideologies pushed them to battle
        >NOOOOOooooo you can't kill the genocidal maniacs no matter what!!! They must be brought to justice!!!!
        I'll admit that I haven't seen a lot of Batman or Superman but they pretty much are the same in end goals but hey I'd watch a movie where Superman uses his super powers to instantly snap the neck of everybody on Earth who has ever had so much as a parking ticket.

        Snyder cribbed most of the fight from Dark Knight Returns, but like the earlier anon pointed out, the whole reason that scene worked was because Batman and Superman had been allies for 50 years leading up to that fight, and it wasn't about one killing the other. Superman was working for the U.S. government and was given orders to turn Batman in, and Bruce was making a last stand. It was about proving a point more than either one "winning".

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          snyder is dyslexic so he just looks at the pictures and disregards everything else

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Snyder just recreates images he saw, he never bothers with context.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did BvS take place in Kandor?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dobson vs Moviebob. Who wins?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      movieblob is a giant fat frick with delusions of grandeur while dobby is just a fat frick who's a complete pussy. blob would eat him alive.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I gotta go with bob

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hasn't the Bob quit now finally?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's just marinating

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There isn't enough Mountain Dew

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He'll return as MechaBob once the bio-transfer is complete and he can get the future that he EARNED

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          /bobmob/ never quits

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bob could kill a man. Dobson couldn't.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dobson is a self-admitted manlet. I think Bob is over 6ft. Bob is probably 3x Dobson's weight with a greater reach. Both are horrendously out of shape.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bob self reported his max bench at 300. Assuming he's not lying, he's probably one of those guys who does weights well beyond his actual level and goes for max right after the warm up with little reps, so it's not a good measure of how well he can fight but I wouldn't be surprised if the three punches he can throw are actually pretty good

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's incredibly hard to believe.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he’s lying. He doesn’t lift

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn’t lift
                Then how does he get the mountain dew marinated chicken in his mouth idiot?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a fairly small amount of Dobson for an average sized person, I'd say?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hehe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >blob would eat him alive
        Literally. Just need to douse him in Mountain Dew and Doritos

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > blob would eat him alive
        Yeah. I’d watch that fight.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you just call me, blob?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most pathetic excuse at a personality I've ever seen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this comic even about? I'd understand if the guy was excited to go bird watching or some other hobby, instead it's about eating at fricking McD

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        McDoubles are pretty good.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you have to eat mcdonald's immediately after getting it, though, if it gets cold it starts turning into chemical mush, and it doesn't reheat well at all.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently this is something stealth autists and weirdos with no friends will do. Randomly shout that they're going to go somewhere or do something with the hopes that other people will be like "yeah me to"

        Notice how he says "McDonald's Night" like it's some regular thing other people besides him do.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick, I did that when I was in middle school.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Should have said "It's inflation porn night!" and he would've been the popular kid that day.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Randomly shout that they're going to go somewhere or do something with the hopes that other people will be like "yeah me to"
          I vividly remember autists doing this when I was in school. Christ they were annoying fricks

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They were just trying to make friends and didn't know how. Sad, really.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              still don't know how anon-sama

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They were just trying to make friends and didn't know how. Sad, really.

            S-sorry

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's okay tard-kun, at least you're better now, right?

              Right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember a guy in college would announce he's going to the college library after class every time. I decided to go with him once out of curiosity and literally he just sat and watched anime on his laptop.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haha yeah yikes imagine actually doing this in real life good thing none of us would ever be in such a situation eh? Haha…

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shameless american consumerism

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell me it's fake.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a real patent filing, but lots of patents are filed by companies, that one never amounted to anything.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They would if they could. They are edging into that territory as we speak with with invasive adds on your smart TV and subscription services on everything

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This shit always cracks me up. Why does he stand up and raise his hands like he fricking loves it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's the sitting back down and continuing like it never happened

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because the c**t who came up with that idea honestly believe that consoomers are legit drones who get excited about their product. And he's 100% right.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because the c**t who came up with that idea honestly believe that consoomers are legit drones who get excited about their product. And he's 100% right.

          Complacent bug eating goyim LOVE to consume, now go back to work wagie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are they like this

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hate yourself because you're a fricking loser
          >project your own self-loathing on to your entire culture and race

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          200 years of christcuckery will turn you into a self-hating pedophilic homosexual.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dobson is an atheist, homosexual

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, this is definitely the face of a fine upstanding citizen

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would like to unpack some acne cream for this ugly bastard, good lord.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd like to pop his zits with a sledgehammer

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's technically right if he's talking bout the Christian god. But that doesn't change the fact that God will send queers to hell and put man over woman

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't matter if he's atheist, he's been raised by Judeo-Christian values.

                Where were you October 7th?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >le people of le book trust me 🙂
                go sniff a seat tatecel

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Forced meme, everything was as shit as it always is

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God, there are just so many evolutionary misfires based on appearance alone. Just so many people where you're like, "How the frick does this person exist, knowing what casual disrespect and outright hostility they must face day in day out?"

                That dude and so many millions of others will never have a woman truly interested in them, because no woman is going to want THAT face dripping sweat and thrusting over her under any circumstances.

                I really think we should just instigate eugenics and be happy. I'd almost certainly be included in the cull but who gives a frick, existence is only truly worth it if you're attractive.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We should cull attractive people and keep ugly fat bastards like him around for the lols. Aaaaand cull all the women except hot non binary emo bimbos. No, I am not that fat ugly bastard

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't matter if he's atheist, he's been raised by Judeo-Christian values.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dobson is such a rabid atheist he made his israeli gf feel uncomfortable, and israelites love atheists more than christians

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't matter if he's atheist, he's been raised by Judeo-Christian values.

            lmfao the cope necessary when literally everyone who thinks like you is a homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            atheists try not to be annoying homosexuals for ten minutes challenge

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why are they like this

          They're pond scum lashing out at those who allow them to exist

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The one time Dobson was right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      movieblob is a giant fat frick with delusions of grandeur while dobby is just a fat frick who's a complete pussy. blob would eat him alive.

      I've only ever heard of Moviebob from this meme

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did he quote himself?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep
          Debate at Sargon's ziggurat by nightfall, if Muvi-Bobishazzar does not prove himself craven.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did he LARP as an ancient facemask?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"yep, that's me, I'm a cool badass, look at my quote - Hulfnar the Hairy" - @SargonOfAkkad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are both absolutely terrible examples of a human being and the world would be better off without either having existed in the first place. Dobson's shit comics at least made me laugh just from how terrible they are so I guess Dobson wins.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this comic even about? I'd understand if the guy was excited to go bird watching or some other hobby, instead it's about eating at fricking McD

      it's pretty clear cut, he's pointing out the misery present in a society divide by forced integration and having to be around people who have nothing in common with your likes, culture or interests.
      the black would say yes to KFC, and the chinese would only have agreed to a dog that had been burned alive.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mind the gape, Hollywood

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I missed you, carnevale poster

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone explain the harlequin connection to Dobson again

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who this person is or why they are a bear.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*ruins his brother chance of getting a gov job by being a sperg online and threatening to kill the president*
    BRAVO DOBSON

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where are people getting these HD dobs from?
      Did some autist refine his works?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, imagine being such a tard that, despite there not being any hard evidence for you fricking your brother out of a job, people still latch onto it because it's literally the only thing outside of being dead or in a coma that could keep you from 'sperging out online.
      I hope we one day find out the truth for certain.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the man obviously lacks any self awareness to realize he needs to stop on his own. Some outside force made him stop which is why I believe that story.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          likewise. Sure, logging off is objectively the best thing he's ever done, but doing the smart thing is proof he didn't do it willingly.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >doing the smart thing is proof he didn't do it willingly.
            true dat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look like that and I pronounce Batman v Superman like that too. Specially every time I say YES BATMAN V SUPERMAN DAWN OF JUSTICE

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile jannies instantly ban this for some reason

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hits too close to home for janny

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      POST THE OTHER ONES

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      POST THE OTHER ONES

      PLEASE post the other ones I need to see this Kino

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Core Memory Unlocked

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so Cinemaphile is a Cinemaphilemblr colony now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spend 15 years colonizing Cinemaphile with your shitty movies
      >cry when they end up immigrating here and bringing their stinky smelly customs
      Are you British perhaps?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dobson transcends boards. also the comic in the OP is about a movie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but some of the posters here are clearly Cinemaphilemblr, like that guy posting carnevale

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >girl cosplayer willingly puts on a costume with a boobs window and willingly goes on a con to get herself photographed in it
      >still make up a fantasy where you are the feminist hero who saves her (from her own decisions)
      I find the amount of mental gymnastics fascinating.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's also him creating a made up context where she is being photographed against her consent even though the actual photo found is her sitting and posing casually for the picture, with Dobson far far in the distant background.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are they fighting?
    Watch the film Black person

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mind the gap, Hollywood

    What did he want Holloywood to do? If the old man wants an explanation, he can watch the other movies or look it up on the internet.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well Cinemaphile?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the author is a pedophile by the way

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"say the line!"
      >"you'll never be a woman"
      >ACK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'm full on against trannies. I won't even bother with the "I'm not a transphobe" line.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the author is a pedophile by the way

      This, with a fetish for diapers and shitting itself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From thousands of Twitter comments this line would be the moronic playing into the word phobia "I'm not scared of them" which is honestly just fricking tiresome
      OR
      The incredibly based but also stupid "there's only two genders" which doesn't even necessarily refute trannies and seems more of an attack against those genderfluid morons who I think on boy exist online.
      Honestly YWNBW is the most snappy option IMO but it isn't used very often because it doesn't work very well IRL.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but it isn't used very often because it doesn't work very well IRL.
        why not?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only works against trannies, can't really shut down normal people who support them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TWNBY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody with a sign that literally says trannies are pedophiles would claim not to be troonyphobic, fail

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Irl, fat middle age man dressed in a skirt is red faced with rage at them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone have the greentext of the guy who gave the bracelet to the grandma dying in the korean war? It was really fricking funny and I hate that I deleted it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get it but the added passive aggression is funny

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These are horrifying I hate these.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        check the archives.
        if it was on here, it'll be there.
        search by the image and you might find an accompanying thread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He also needs help.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the right about what…..?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I autistic for not exactly getting what the frick Dobson is trying to say in this one? Is he just saying the young guy and the old guy are too different of an audience to be making movies for both? Is he siding with the old guy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you're autistic. He's not siding with anyone, he's arguing that Hollywood is erring by forgetting that older audiences might be put off by two friendly superheroes fighting. I don't think older audiences care or have cared about capeshit for it to matter so who knows why he felt the need to make this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's just calling the old guy an idiot, maybe shaming normies for questioning shit without doing research first.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s saying that the people who are going to watch it are either
      Edgy morons that know nothing
      And
      Boomers who also know nothing

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what was her insta, anyways? any archived pictures?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now find Dobson

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now find Dobson

      There he is!

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two heroes fighting because of a misunderstanding is a staple of comic book super hero story telling for 80 years. If you don't "understand" why they are fighting you either are not a superhero fan or an absolute idiot. Axjgpp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this capekino is too smart for you
      sounds like your typical snyderfan

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >arrive
    >drop comics
    >refuse to elaborate
    >leave

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pbf has some cool ones

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers should know that the 60s comics ALWAYS had the misunderstanding fight. It's as common as fighting the supervillain.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How has no one posted linkara's thinly veiled fetish comic yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And this guy has the balls to criticize Frank Miller...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SERPANT
      lmao

      I miss this specific kind of autism; irony and cringe culture have made it so that autists are too scared to give us this kind of hilarious shit anymore.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was a page from Sonichu for a moment. Can’t believe this utter homosexual believes he can criticize

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Can’t believe this utter homosexual believes he can criticize
        That's the reasoning that led the fans of the NC and more recently the AVGN to turn against them.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AVGN just sucks now. Ever since he moved all into the cuck garage. He clearly has less freedom to do any skits like the early days and his videos are no different from any other youtuber who just talks to the camera and shows game clips

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AVGN just sucks now. Ever since he moved all into the cuck garage. He clearly has less freedom to do any skits like the early days and his videos are no different from any other youtuber who just talks to the camera and shows game clips

          just let james make garbage if he wants to. he's just trying to earn a living, he doesn't deserve to be an lolcow early AVGN makes up for it

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You pretend to hate Dobson but you miss him and you’d give anything to have him back. He wised up and left the internet and you only appreciate him now that he’s gone. He was your cringey muse. You may have laughed at him but now that he’s gone you have nothing left to laugh about.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a surplus of cringe e-celebs. These threads are a "lest we forget" thing. I'll kek while they cry.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    amogus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is THAT what happened to shmorky??

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're not friends, they just work together

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re not friends, they’re “special friends”

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i miss evil tom

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based thread.
    OMG I like totally love internet drama and lolcows but since Foxdick farms went down I have't had my fix. XDDD

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have any Shredded Moose comics? They were horrible but it seems most have been scraped away

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the real version

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's CUM?

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you respond without sounding mad?

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moon
    June

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we don't speak of such dark things outside of Cinemaphile, anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking of those comics the other day.

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