He was the most handsome Bond ever. Just look at that face.

He was the most handsome Bond ever. Just look at that face.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    closeted alfred e neumann

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can't unsee it

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if i pulled those off would he die?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it is weird when you stop and think about it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >weird
      No, just shows you can market anything to women
      If a commercial says an ugly guy is hot, women think he is hot.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a catcher's mitt.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He’s got nothing on Pierce or even Dalton

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    his face looks like its melting. like hed play that villain on the smurfs type of face. some rat gremlin thing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Heard he's gonna be cast in a Gordon Ramsey bio pic.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Benoit Blanc > 007

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Daniel Craig is kino. He was in a movie with Sarah Gadon and they acted in a scene together.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he looks slavic as frick, i see nothing handsome about it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *mogs you*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        THAT used to look like THIS?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no, it's a slavic model, you can have ownership of your bongs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He used to look like a Schinder's List extra.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick were they smoking when they picked him as Bond?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They want to Bone a Red Grant Clone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was on the stairs when they first spoke with him.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More like Bond's gay butler if he went on a few crazy adventures. He was never a Bond.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's your Bond bro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So you are telling me that I would have a chance to be Bond?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Red Grant as Bond was an audacious part on EON.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he has a face like a flower

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah a flower that was picked 3 days ago

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dood should be laying brick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      instead he's laying pipe

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's been over a decade and he still makes chuds seeth, maybe you should work out more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Daniel. Still not gay?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's not gay, and even if he was it wouldn't matter, we're not living in the past any more.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Daniel confirmed for Marty in the Back To the Future reboot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          we've never lived in the past you idiot

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You were just living in the past when you typed that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >past
          tolerance for homos is decreasing yearly lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's not. Like many he goes to gay bars to avoid fights.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, it's a lot safer and a lot more welcoming.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wow look at that body, incredible!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I bet he'd let you suck on his nipples if you asked him to. He's not gay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, that's a 10/10!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can touch him. He wouldn't mind. He's not gay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is peak fitness!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No he's not gay, why would you say that?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What the hell are you blabbering on about?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He's NOT gay!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes I know that, well aware of that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm telling you, he's not gay.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He's not.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I know

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't swing that way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you told me this was England's most prolific gay porn actor and didnt label your picture with "daniel craig', i would honestly would just believe you and not give it a second thought.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why lie to yourself? It doesn't make any sense why you would say that, dumbass!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          London's most eligible bachelor?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He's happily married to the sexiest actress alive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is that thing he's holding?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Phone 🙂

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how he went from looking intense as frick in Casino Royale to looking like a grandpa 2 movies later.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Casting natives bongs as James Bond always was and always will be a fricking mistake. Cast either Scots or Normans so they don't look dumb and inbred like average bongistani

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This moron has spent too much time in the sun. Coebrities who dont use sunscreen and tretinoin are literal dumbfricks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine using goyscreen and absolutley destroying your hormonal cycle bc you're afraid of aging and want to look like a Korean Twink. And imagine doing all that, avoiding the sun like a b***h and STILL not getting hoes and being a loser on an anonymous imageboard.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They cast him at 38, he was already getting old. But a lot of women liked him early on, mainly because of that shirtless scene. I remember reddit threads about it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still one of the youngest Bonds to start his career!

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Craig looks like a typical middle-class bloke who joined the army after college following some Britain-related tragedy and somehow ended up in the MI-6

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ALL THE LADIES WANTS HIM
    ALL THE GUYS WANTED TO BE HIM

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >wanted to be inside him
      fix'd

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's rugged and manly that is what is sexy about him.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of Ryan stiles

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like he fricks human men

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He looks nazi as frick.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Daniel Craig in Putin biopic when?

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *tfw Eva Green is acting like a diva and drags you into a court case out of the blue

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He still gets and got more pussy then your ugly balding short fat incel ass ever will, while you have to resort to talking shit about a another man's LOOKS online. Not his deeds, not his accomplishments or lack thereof, but og his looks. Like a teenage girl. You are legit no better then a tik tok roastie and should immediately consider suicide

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not reading all that projection bud. Sorry.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    James ugh

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