If you told me this was England's most prolific gay porn actor and didnt label your picture with "daniel craig', i would honestly would just believe you and not give it a second thought.
Casting natives bongs as James Bond always was and always will be a fricking mistake. Cast either Scots or Normans so they don't look dumb and inbred like average bongistani
Imagine using goyscreen and absolutley destroying your hormonal cycle bc you're afraid of aging and want to look like a Korean Twink. And imagine doing all that, avoiding the sun like a b***h and STILL not getting hoes and being a loser on an anonymous imageboard.
They cast him at 38, he was already getting old. But a lot of women liked him early on, mainly because of that shirtless scene. I remember reddit threads about it.
Craig looks like a typical middle-class bloke who joined the army after college following some Britain-related tragedy and somehow ended up in the MI-6
He still gets and got more pussy then your ugly balding short fat incel ass ever will, while you have to resort to talking shit about a another man's LOOKS online. Not his deeds, not his accomplishments or lack thereof, but og his looks. Like a teenage girl. You are legit no better then a tik tok roastie and should immediately consider suicide
closeted alfred e neumann
I can't unsee it
if i pulled those off would he die?
it is weird when you stop and think about it
>weird
No, just shows you can market anything to women
If a commercial says an ugly guy is hot, women think he is hot.
Looks like a catcher's mitt.
He’s got nothing on Pierce or even Dalton
his face looks like its melting. like hed play that villain on the smurfs type of face. some rat gremlin thing.
Heard he's gonna be cast in a Gordon Ramsey bio pic.
Benoit Blanc > 007
Daniel Craig is kino. He was in a movie with Sarah Gadon and they acted in a scene together.
he looks slavic as frick, i see nothing handsome about it
*mogs you*
THAT used to look like THIS?
no, it's a slavic model, you can have ownership of your bongs
He used to look like a Schinder's List extra.
What the frick were they smoking when they picked him as Bond?
They want to Bone a Red Grant Clone
He was on the stairs when they first spoke with him.
More like Bond's gay butler if he went on a few crazy adventures. He was never a Bond.
>Here's your Bond bro.
So you are telling me that I would have a chance to be Bond?
Red Grant as Bond was an audacious part on EON.
he has a face like a flower
yeah a flower that was picked 3 days ago
Dood should be laying brick
instead he's laying pipe
It's been over a decade and he still makes chuds seeth, maybe you should work out more
Hi Daniel. Still not gay?
He's not gay, and even if he was it wouldn't matter, we're not living in the past any more.
Daniel confirmed for Marty in the Back To the Future reboot.
we've never lived in the past you idiot
You were just living in the past when you typed that
>past
tolerance for homos is decreasing yearly lmao
He's not. Like many he goes to gay bars to avoid fights.
Exactly, it's a lot safer and a lot more welcoming.
Wow look at that body, incredible!
I bet he'd let you suck on his nipples if you asked him to. He's not gay.
Wow, that's a 10/10!
You can touch him. He wouldn't mind. He's not gay.
This is peak fitness!
No he's not gay, why would you say that?
What the hell are you blabbering on about?
He's NOT gay!
Yes I know that, well aware of that.
I'm telling you, he's not gay.
Exactly
He's not.
I know
He doesn't swing that way.
If you told me this was England's most prolific gay porn actor and didnt label your picture with "daniel craig', i would honestly would just believe you and not give it a second thought.
Why lie to yourself? It doesn't make any sense why you would say that, dumbass!
London's most eligible bachelor?
He's happily married to the sexiest actress alive
What is that thing he's holding?
Phone 🙂
Crazy how he went from looking intense as frick in Casino Royale to looking like a grandpa 2 movies later.
Casting natives bongs as James Bond always was and always will be a fricking mistake. Cast either Scots or Normans so they don't look dumb and inbred like average bongistani
This moron has spent too much time in the sun. Coebrities who dont use sunscreen and tretinoin are literal dumbfricks
Imagine using goyscreen and absolutley destroying your hormonal cycle bc you're afraid of aging and want to look like a Korean Twink. And imagine doing all that, avoiding the sun like a b***h and STILL not getting hoes and being a loser on an anonymous imageboard.
They cast him at 38, he was already getting old. But a lot of women liked him early on, mainly because of that shirtless scene. I remember reddit threads about it.
Still one of the youngest Bonds to start his career!
Craig looks like a typical middle-class bloke who joined the army after college following some Britain-related tragedy and somehow ended up in the MI-6
ALL THE LADIES WANTS HIM
ALL THE GUYS WANTED TO BE HIM
>wanted to be inside him
fix'd
He's rugged and manly that is what is sexy about him.
Reminds me of Ryan stiles
he looks like he fricks human men
He looks nazi as frick.
Daniel Craig in Putin biopic when?
*tfw Eva Green is acting like a diva and drags you into a court case out of the blue
He still gets and got more pussy then your ugly balding short fat incel ass ever will, while you have to resort to talking shit about a another man's LOOKS online. Not his deeds, not his accomplishments or lack thereof, but og his looks. Like a teenage girl. You are legit no better then a tik tok roastie and should immediately consider suicide
Not reading all that projection bud. Sorry.
James ugh