He was too based for his own franchise

He was too based for his own franchise

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't say 'who' needs to be eliminated

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be pretty anti-semitic for a blockbuster movie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50% of 6 million
      That's still more than how many actually died.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    based moron doesnt realize that all the people disappeared will be replaced in a few decades

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter if the right people die
      read:

      >doesn't say 'who' needs to be eliminated

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Half the pop dies
      >There's still gay people
      Truly inaccurate depiction of a cataclysmic event.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This homie thinks nobody else will die in that process.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so? eliminate them too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he destroyed the gems he couldnt do it again

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was cringe. Comic Thanos was based

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mo one cares, dweeb

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mo One
        I nearly forgot Jackie Chan had a stunt double who is into comics. Park-Seng Ho famously hated them.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick up, nerd

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a different time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kino!
        Imagine being a DCgay watching this and crying into their cereal bowl. Fruity Pebbles, milk, and tears.

        Marvel didn't just win. They fricking murdered DC. Forever.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A) she’s a better actor than Brie
        B) her character is more interesting than bries and more powerful
        C) she has a way better cleavage

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct on all 3 points.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's stronger in the source material too doe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's nerfed here, this is like 10% of her MoM power
        Also she's already a well established character, not some unlikeable dyke who showed up one movie ago and is already fricking everyone up

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree. Thanos had to call in the "nuclear option" to defeat her.

          I swear, DCgays invade every MCU thread to talk shit because they are
          JEALOUS

          Marvel won b***h! You dead now. Enjoy watching Joker 2 destroy the last of your legacy.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm gonna assume you replied to the wrong person because I have no idea which part of my reply this babble supposed to refute

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              he's just a moron who can't understand even the simpliest depicted thing

              I disagree. Thanos had to call in the "nuclear option" to defeat her.

              I swear, DCgays invade every MCU thread to talk shit because they are
              JEALOUS

              Marvel won b***h! You dead now. Enjoy watching Joker 2 destroy the last of your legacy.

              no moron, you missed the whole point of Thanos being there
              He cam to collect the stones. Not to sit all day pruning earth forces. The same forces are in possesion of the stones, actively trying to deliver it to some flashing mobile. he peels off others until he's jumped on by scarlet witch. he's still strogner than her, just it will take too fricking long to defeat her, and he's not here to do a skirmish
              he orders a bombardement, because he can survive, and there's nothign that will stop him from his goal. remember when he sacrificed Gomora? What makes you think that he gives a single shit about his fodders, especially when he came with world-conquering force versus pretty small force of earth defenders. You totally missed how he gained advantage by thins, peeling off whatever leftovers that tried to jump him. Ironamn already shown that there's no character there, not even marvel played by a dumb b***h, that can defeat him in conventional fight. Thats why stark needed to trick him, steal the stones and use it himself, instead of being yet another duelist failing to defeat Thanos

              but what's sad is not the lengthy explanation, but how many morons can't understand what the frick is going on the screen. And it was simple fight, not some intelectual discourse and mind games

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                just take the L

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                just learn to speak proper zoomer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's using magic not strength
        the actor/character are likable
        and its canonical and not troony pandering

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she's using magic not strength
          We've got Sherlock Holmes over here.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the same time. You still had people crying about Brie and the pussy power scene despite this being the end result.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        all the other dudes tried too and lost because it's all about Tony at the end. Doesn't make the cringe feminism scene any less awful

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile better not forget crying about the following for an entire year only to be proven wrong:
      >"Captain Fungus is gonna one shot Thanos! It's over!"

      And they still haven't apologized.

      It's always doom and gloom with you homosexuals. But the "Infinity War Saga" is kino. Too bad it took a series of MCU FLOPS for you to appreciate it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Psst
      1 brillie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're not worried about Marvel's downward spiral?

        The film has been delayed 6 times! I like Brie but when Marvel loses faith, why should I care? She joined the MCU 10 years too late the dumb c**t.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a single character moggs everything DC has done
    Sneederversepajeetsisters...?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sure thing Gunnjeet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rajesh, my brother, Ayer Cut when???

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No he was a moron. Culling something in half would only delay it by a generation or two. He had the power to design systems that or at worst steralise/enforce a breeding system so consumption wouldn't get out of control etc. Use your imagination for once.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanos was based for a number of reasons

    1. Absolute determination and belief in his mission
    2. A mission backed by factual mathematical evidence (50% reduction in an all life will sustain life)
    3. Direct, short sentences, always to the point. No ambiguity in what he wants to commit. Basically, his elevator pitch of why shit needs to happen
    4. Only engages in combat when necessary. Never overly gratuitous. Often provides others with a quick death.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE ETERNAL DEBATE...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AYO THIS homie EATIN BEANS LMAOOOOO

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Rorshack
        >"ah frick! I got bean juice on my button!"

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He was too based for his own franchise
    He was a moron who offered a stop-gap solution. In a few decades the universe would have the exact same problem.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was based in Infinity War and then promptly destroyed as a character in Endgame

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He was based in the post-credits scene of The Avengers and then promptly destroyed as a character in Infinity War

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanos was just mad because he was past his prime and now bald and old and couldn't get any pussy. Miserable old bastard

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      With that magic glove he could've wished for hair and gone back in time when he was getting laid

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    grow the frick up

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