He won

He won

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we gonna get a Gus prequel or a Pinkman show first?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mike

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pinkman show
      >dealing with his ptsd
      >Jane keeps showing up as a hallucination part of his conscience and comic relief
      >he goes back to his old ways and starts creating meth again making the small alaskan town his b***h
      It writes itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don Eladio

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesse was The Divine Comedy.
    Saul was crime and Punishment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting take.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you. I fell short though and couldn't think of one for Walt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the idiot

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah, he lacks the innocence the prince had

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Walt is the majority of Greek tragedies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crime and Punishment is dead on. Only Kim is yepped, not a prostitute

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sonia is less of a prostitute than Kim

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He won, because he was Vince's innocent little darling

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >traumatised
    >on the run for the rest of his life
    >lives in alaska
    No, I don't think he did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      as a non american alaska seems like the best part of america

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is, but it's no picnic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        too cold. Plenty of places in america if you don't want to be around people you can find better places to lay low.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was a pussy for snitching on walt after he saved his life countless times
    >m-my girlfriends kids been harmlessly poisoned!!!! you gaslit me mr white!!!!

    he was a punk b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      walt had been manipulating him since the beginning
      the kid was just the final straw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hey Jesse you wanna cook meth
        >sure thing Mr. White
        why do moralgays act like Jesse is not responsible for his own actions

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          More like
          >Pinkman cook meth with me
          >why
          >or else I'll turn you into the police

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't want to face consequences of my actions
            >It's all White's fault

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first time they meet walt threatens to snitch on him if he won't work with him.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he cant keep getting away with it
    >commit crime
    >look sad
    >people love him and forgive him
    >repeat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >famous line is he can't keep getting away with it
      >gets away with it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >famous line is "bitch!"
        >has no b***hes

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Walt dies peacefully after achieving everything he wanted
    >Jesse gets to drive off into the sunset with a bag full of cash
    >Jimmy redeems himself and becomes royalty in prison

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jimmy will live comfortably at prison, enjoying feet gifs on his smuggled smartphone and being adored by his inmates
    >Jesse will live the rest of his miserable life in a cabin all alone being a shizo and talking to Jane in his head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And with good behavior, who knows?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    El Camino trailer so much better than the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Well I get high
      >And I get low
      >Oh, but that's the way
      >These things go

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That scene where he’s forced to watch Andrea die always gets to me. I don’t think he could ever be truly at peace after that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was back to his old self by the time he met the vacuum guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that they don’t really acknowledge her at all in El Camino when she arguably had a way bigger impact on his life than some goth stoner.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah. Saul will unironically live a higher quality life locked up than Jesse would hiding out in a frozen shithole.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Better sequel than bcs

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf bcs continues breaking bad? what kind of horse shit is this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one dies
    >one lives
    >one goes to prison

    kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of the Trailer Park Boys movie where they're happier in prison than outside

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spinoff where Walt jr and Jesse team up to cook meth when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the spinoff we need.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I wash both Peter and Vince's guards
        What?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He washes their jockstraps every day. It's a high trust-level position, so they feel comfortable letting him in on their secrets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would it be kino?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only if it's straight to home video

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd watch old Jimmy like Matlock in all honesty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's them cooking bweakfest flavored meth with chili powdered eggs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thought that was Nacho for a sec

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about the dog?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What about Saul's wife sleeping with his stepdad?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Jessin Time!

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