Anyone else unironically like this?
My girlfriend has a lot of problems with her and I'm very patient and understanding.
Not even just because I want pussy, I just feel bad for her. Even before I was in love with her I cared and felt bad.
Meanwhile online I bully trannies and am nasty to people and say racist and fricked up shit.
Then I have intellectual friends in real life where I have these calm college professors type discussions. Even though I'm not any kind of intellectual and they are probably cringy discussions but they have that air.
Then I go home and call someone a gay or israelite in a video game.
It's like I am a complete social chameleon.
If my girlfriend knew how I acted or anyone I know irl knew how I acted they probably wouldn't like me anymore.
Yeah so which one is the real me? Does it matter? That I end up closer with my online friends than irl?
>I'm nice and care about people but sometimes I call people online the n-word or the k-slur, am I too edgy for this world?
Yes.
It's not even that it's just weird to think how over it would be if parts of my life ever mixed.
saying the word Black person gave bro an existential crisis :skull:
No not really.
Dude. You're like different. Potentially unique even.
I had tears watching Aerith die in FFVII Reborn, but I also squeezed my budgie so hard out of rage for making endless noise that I killed him.
I don't feel bad about either of those things, because only my opinion matters
have a nice day homosexual.
>It's like I am a complete social chameleon.
No you're not, you narcissistic moron
I mean like I'm a cuck and act now I should to blend in. I wasn't trying to say I had any social talent or anything. Am I still a narcissist?
Dude. You're like different. Potentially unique even.
I had tears watching Aerith die in FFVII Reborn, but I also squeezed my budgie so hard out of rage for making endless noise that I killed him.
I don't feel bad about either of those things, because only my opinion matters
It was a lot of noise and I had a headache. He'd make none if I looked at him, but would scream if I turned away, and he would bite me even on my shoulder. He is not missed
I'd go a step further and just say it like it is: people are narcissistic by design. Pretending you don't exhibit the same values in varying degrees is just as moronic.
I'm like that too. At school I listen to my teachers and act nice and sweet... but when I get home I make fun of the teachers with my friends behind their back. Yeah, I'm kinda a social chameleon too.
Why are people antagonizing this guy when he is clearly Tommy Shelby levels unhinged? Do you think you will laugh when this guy calls you a gay or a israelite online? Didn't think so.
>intellectual suffering
Been there, got out, life dragged me back in there, currently getting back the frick out again. The solution is so simple you wouldnt fricking believe it. Go to the raunchiest looking boxing gym, sign up and train. I am talking as much as your body can handle but pure training. After like half a year of real good disciplined work start sparring with dudes who you are (in your mind) better than you. This will do fricking wonders on your mind and believe you me all that fake doubt shit will fly out the window the second your heart rate elevates and you start to sweat like a water fall because your shoulders can bareley keep up the guard. Muscle ache from small victories will build you up for the YEARS to come. Thats why i didnt snap and give up when life hit me real hard >they wouldnt like me
Oh mf when your ass is in shape and you got that appropriate wienery capable smell on you because you put in the work, mf you'll start getting aaaaaaall kinds of leads to friendships new girls etc etc.
TL;DR go boxing and the external (not your fault ones) social problems solve themselves
Why are forklift operators such buttholes? I got a job as a picker in a warehouse, but I quit after 2 months cuz I couldn't deal with all the forklift operators clowning on any mistakes I made. They even made fun of the lunches I brought.
Why are forklift operators such buttholes? I got a job as a picker in a warehouse, but I quit after 2 months cuz I couldn't deal with all the forklift operators clowning on any mistakes I made. They even made fun of the lunches I brought.
It’s 1pm and so far I’ve had 2 beers, 1 redbull, 1 monster (peach, of course), 3 ciggies, and a slightly above average wank to a photo of a naked latina spreading her puss in a car. Films and television for this feel?
This is the ultimate beta male power fantasy character. This kind of freak basically has nothing going on in their own lives and they have no personality of their own. They only seek validation or are motivated by pettiness.
They have nothing to offer to anyone so they will try to shower them with promises of this undying friendship and loyalty, while also threatening physical harm if you don't give them what they want.
This is Indian-core and it's no surprise this character is loved in India. You can change the text to ''show bobs an vagine lovely girl I love you or blody basterd b***h I am kill you'' and it would mean the same thing
Don’t shit on loyalty, even if it’s from betas.
We have too many “alpha male” sociopaths ruining friendships because we call anyone who sacrifices for another a cuck
HEH US GEN XERS HUH.... LIFE WAS JUST LIKE THE GOONIES (1985)
THESE KIDS HUH... ITS SO DANGEROUS OUT THERE SO I NEVER LET MY CHILDREN OUTSIDE GROWING UP, I JUST THREW A NINTENDO DS AT THEM. DAMN THIS NEW GENERATION IS SOFT, BUT ALSO THEY ARE CRAZY AND VIOLENT, IM NOT SURE BUT EVEN THOUGH MY GENERATION FAILED AT RAISING THEM, ITS THEIR FAULT ENTIRELY... IF ONLY THEY DRANK FROM A HOSE MORE OFTEN.... NOW EXCUSE ME BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I WAS A TOTALLY CHILLED OUT GEN X MTV DUDE... IVE RECENTLY BECOME AWARE OF MY OWN MORTALITY AND NOW IM ANGRY SO LEAVE ME ALONE TO WATCH A 3 HOUR BEN SHAPIRO ELON MUSK COMPILATION AND MISUSE THE WORD WOKE
Uh, bros? Sometime I act nice irl but then I'm like a total psycho online, once I even emptied my mag into a guy who was already dead when playing Battlefield. I feel like I'm a total social chameleon and I think I'm going insane. Anyone know what I mean?
Frick, imagine if those two parts ever collided and like somebody irl knew what a completely evil and psychotic monster you really are based on your vidyagame behavior.
Frick, imagine if those two parts ever collided and like somebody irl knew what a completely evil and psychotic monster you really are based on your vidyagame behavior.
Frick off gay you're too much a pussy to even reply to me with your mockery.
this girl once asked me if she looked fat in something, and i said no... but the demon inside of me was yelling about what a fat c**t she is
the twisted part? i only did because i wanted to frick. sometimes i feel like patrick bateman
Crazy isn't it?!? It's like with some people I'm Tony statk but then with others I become honelander.... man i hope they nervre find out how f*ked up i am... I dont think it will happen bc im kinda good at hiding it lol but if it happens,.. they will leave me... i can be scary dude..
Whoa.
literally me.
>i'm a tool. use me
great life advice or whatever. i don't understand you homosexuals
Powerful.
Anyone else unironically like this?
My girlfriend has a lot of problems with her and I'm very patient and understanding.
Not even just because I want pussy, I just feel bad for her. Even before I was in love with her I cared and felt bad.
Meanwhile online I bully trannies and am nasty to people and say racist and fricked up shit.
Then I have intellectual friends in real life where I have these calm college professors type discussions. Even though I'm not any kind of intellectual and they are probably cringy discussions but they have that air.
Then I go home and call someone a gay or israelite in a video game.
It's like I am a complete social chameleon.
If my girlfriend knew how I acted or anyone I know irl knew how I acted they probably wouldn't like me anymore.
>I behave differently online than I do irl
Deep insight
Yeah so which one is the real me? Does it matter? That I end up closer with my online friends than irl?
It's not even that it's just weird to think how over it would be if parts of my life ever mixed.
No not really.
have a nice day homosexual.
I mean like I'm a cuck and act now I should to blend in. I wasn't trying to say I had any social talent or anything. Am I still a narcissist?
Mass repliers are the worst kind of homosexual.
dude, shut up, we don't care
>I'm nice and care about people but sometimes I call people online the n-word or the k-slur, am I too edgy for this world?
Yes.
saying the word Black person gave bro an existential crisis :skull:
Broccoli-haired wigger homosexual
Emojis dont work here zoomie.
Dude. You're like different. Potentially unique even.
I had tears watching Aerith die in FFVII Reborn, but I also squeezed my budgie so hard out of rage for making endless noise that I killed him.
I don't feel bad about either of those things, because only my opinion matters
>squeezed budgie to death for making noise
That's one of the worst things I've ever read from a Cinemaphile anon. You're genuinely fricked up.
It was a lot of noise and I had a headache. He'd make none if I looked at him, but would scream if I turned away, and he would bite me even on my shoulder. He is not missed
How did you become a bird owner but not know you can just cover their cage and they will think it's night and go to sleep?
If nothing else, you're a fricking moron.
I didn't want a bird, and I covered the cage each night
Budgies don't bite you fricking moronic larper. At least google the bullshit you spew
>It's like I am a complete social chameleon.
No you're not, you narcissistic moron
I'd go a step further and just say it like it is: people are narcissistic by design. Pretending you don't exhibit the same values in varying degrees is just as moronic.
I'll go a step further and tell you to have a nice day right now, now frick off
That's not a response I've expected.
anyone else human?
>wow, your acting depends on your current social circle? Thats crazy dude!
holy shit cringe as frick
have a nice day now
You have low self esteem and are most likely on the spectrum
>If my girlfriend
>they probably wouldn't like me anymore.
>they
Is it a troony?
Its plural you fricking moron reread the sentence.
Holy shit bro me too! Let's hope we never cross paths it could get explosive xD
>Anyone else unironically like this?
Didn't read past this but yes, I've also been an edgy 12 y/o.
I'm like that too. At school I listen to my teachers and act nice and sweet... but when I get home I make fun of the teachers with my friends behind their back. Yeah, I'm kinda a social chameleon too.
Why are people antagonizing this guy when he is clearly Tommy Shelby levels unhinged? Do you think you will laugh when this guy calls you a gay or a israelite online? Didn't think so.
Maybe she plays videogames and you called her a israelite one time... ever think about that?
lol you're basically me expect that my gf and friends know I have a cancerous side and don't mind lol
cringiest thing i've read this year. too bad its fake
>intellectual suffering
Been there, got out, life dragged me back in there, currently getting back the frick out again. The solution is so simple you wouldnt fricking believe it. Go to the raunchiest looking boxing gym, sign up and train. I am talking as much as your body can handle but pure training. After like half a year of real good disciplined work start sparring with dudes who you are (in your mind) better than you. This will do fricking wonders on your mind and believe you me all that fake doubt shit will fly out the window the second your heart rate elevates and you start to sweat like a water fall because your shoulders can bareley keep up the guard. Muscle ache from small victories will build you up for the YEARS to come. Thats why i didnt snap and give up when life hit me real hard
>they wouldnt like me
Oh mf when your ass is in shape and you got that appropriate wienery capable smell on you because you put in the work, mf you'll start getting aaaaaaall kinds of leads to friendships new girls etc etc.
TL;DR go boxing and the external (not your fault ones) social problems solve themselves
I can stop doing this
I can start doing this
JUST BE born super attractive with blue-grey eyes
And totally fricking gay.
exactly the kind of quote found on the back of a t-shirt worn by a southern boomer
I have that haircut. Bostin down east Birmingham me like a true blinder.
>cashier says "have a nice day"
>don't
Why are forklift operators such buttholes? I got a job as a picker in a warehouse, but I quit after 2 months cuz I couldn't deal with all the forklift operators clowning on any mistakes I made. They even made fun of the lunches I brought.
Buckle up, buttercup.
the pic is funny because ukrainians are apparently nazis but also practice gay sex and are pro lgbt
>apparently nazis but also practice gay sex and are pro lgbt
Nobody tell him
That's what happens when you don't grow up on Shenmue
>fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to noah's ark, and brother, it's starting to rain
frickin badass!
I sincerely want to be one of these people. I tried it for about a year, but then I noticed some gum recession and I pussied out and quit.
Why did this show in particular spawn so many of these generic 80iq images?
pajeets love it
It’s 1pm and so far I’ve had 2 beers, 1 redbull, 1 monster (peach, of course), 3 ciggies, and a slightly above average wank to a photo of a naked latina spreading her puss in a car. Films and television for this feel?
Thrashin' 1986
This is the ultimate beta male power fantasy character. This kind of freak basically has nothing going on in their own lives and they have no personality of their own. They only seek validation or are motivated by pettiness.
They have nothing to offer to anyone so they will try to shower them with promises of this undying friendship and loyalty, while also threatening physical harm if you don't give them what they want.
This is Indian-core and it's no surprise this character is loved in India. You can change the text to ''show bobs an vagine lovely girl I love you or blody basterd b***h I am kill you'' and it would mean the same thing
Don’t shit on loyalty, even if it’s from betas.
We have too many “alpha male” sociopaths ruining friendships because we call anyone who sacrifices for another a cuck
Does he even act like that in the show? I never watched Pikey Blinders.
HEH US GEN XERS HUH.... LIFE WAS JUST LIKE THE GOONIES (1985)
THESE KIDS HUH... ITS SO DANGEROUS OUT THERE SO I NEVER LET MY CHILDREN OUTSIDE GROWING UP, I JUST THREW A NINTENDO DS AT THEM. DAMN THIS NEW GENERATION IS SOFT, BUT ALSO THEY ARE CRAZY AND VIOLENT, IM NOT SURE BUT EVEN THOUGH MY GENERATION FAILED AT RAISING THEM, ITS THEIR FAULT ENTIRELY... IF ONLY THEY DRANK FROM A HOSE MORE OFTEN.... NOW EXCUSE ME BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I WAS A TOTALLY CHILLED OUT GEN X MTV DUDE... IVE RECENTLY BECOME AWARE OF MY OWN MORTALITY AND NOW IM ANGRY SO LEAVE ME ALONE TO WATCH A 3 HOUR BEN SHAPIRO ELON MUSK COMPILATION AND MISUSE THE WORD WOKE
People who work in fast food love posting shit like this online.
Uh, bros? Sometime I act nice irl but then I'm like a total psycho online, once I even emptied my mag into a guy who was already dead when playing Battlefield. I feel like I'm a total social chameleon and I think I'm going insane. Anyone know what I mean?
Frick, imagine if those two parts ever collided and like somebody irl knew what a completely evil and psychotic monster you really are based on your vidyagame behavior.
Frick off gay you're too much a pussy to even reply to me with your mockery.
Look at you lil shitposter junior, what are you gonna cry?
Careful everyone the Joker is back.
this girl once asked me if she looked fat in something, and i said no... but the demon inside of me was yelling about what a fat c**t she is
the twisted part? i only did because i wanted to frick. sometimes i feel like patrick bateman
Absolutely damaged.
Crazy isn't it?!? It's like with some people I'm Tony statk but then with others I become honelander.... man i hope they nervre find out how f*ked up i am... I dont think it will happen bc im kinda good at hiding it lol but if it happens,.. they will leave me... i can be scary dude..
>putting a corny ass quote on a picture of Tommy Shelby
>death penalty
>1000 death penalties
I've seen this before, I would love to know what the deal is.
Street performance
MOI OWN ORSE IS A BLUDDY ROICIS
figurativelly me
>look at the overreaction you made me have
The psychopath's cheap philosophy.
After watching Oppenheimer, I can't stand the sight of cillian murphy.
Anybody have the video of the serbian guy pointing to himself and saying "Tommy Shelby, sigma" repeatedly and then firing a pistol in the air?
>Evil as Hell
>uses pronouns and cries about racism