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>Heh... I actually LIKE getting bad reviews XD

Cringiest meltdown since The Rock's Baywatch freakout

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who made this guy the humour police? People thought Kramer’s racism apology was funny and he tried to tell people it wasn’t. What an butthole. You don’t get to tell people what’s funny and what’s not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People thought Kramer’s racism apology was funny
      Isn't it crazy how quickly society changed based on a concerted scolding effort by certain interests?

      At the time, we all thought the Kramer apology was a gag. Like an Andy Kaufman type bit. Because the idea of giving such a somber apology for saying a racism was an absurd idea. Racism wasn't considered savory, but it wasn't this life-ending transgression back then. This was literally the beginning of the endless whitey apology tour. This was the first real cancelation for thought crime. And everybody involved was israeli. Go figure...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were laughing because he said "afro americans" you dip

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And everybody involved was israeli.
        Michael Richards isn't israeli. His father was Anglo (Richards is a Welsh/West-of-England surname) and his mother was Italian. He was raised Catholic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is what they call a shabbos goy, he is also a Mason.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he is also a Mason.
            This is America, not Italy or France. The masons here aren't some scheming cabal, they're a social club with some silly ceremonies that no one takes any more seriously than a college fraternity initiation. It's larp for boomers, nothing more.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You know nothing. Or are willfully ignorant. Masons are israeli lapdogs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know plenty of masons, elks, odd fellows, grangers, etc. That shit is all 5% about networking, and 95% an excuse to get out of the house, away from the wife, get drunk and play cards, and have it all be a tax write-off because they do just enough charity work to qualify as a non-profit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When the audience started laughing at Kramer's video apology... Kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jerry knew it was funny and that telling people to stop laughing would play up the joke. Like when you try to stop yourself from giggling in class. Jerry is a true comedian he knew what he was doing.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he's doing this for a Seinfeld reunion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Curb was revealed to be a ghost-sequel to Seinfeld in its finale

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think everyone noticed on the first episode when everyone realized Larry acted like George

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People realized George was Larry's self insert years before that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how so? did they do another seinfeld reunion thing on the show?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LFG

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have one second to explain why reddit screenshot OPs should not be an automatic permanent ban.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up moron. Patrice O'Neal called out you fricking morons ages ago. Funny isn't funny, the attempt to be funny is funny, which is why people who stand around and going THATS NOT FUNNY!!!! are dumb motherfrickers. You don't get funny, it's ok.

      Agreed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Patrice would clown the shit out of seinfeld for crying like this
        lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        average patrice fanboy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Patrice O'Neal called out you fricking morons ages ago
        Now *THAT'S* funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Reddlt is based and Cinemaphile is dying. Boomerposters will claim otherwise (why are you still here in your 30s?) but the rest of us know the truth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most of zoomer culture comes from Cinemaphile. When the frick has Reddit EVER created anything. Their platform isn’t set up for that kind of thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >When the frick has Reddit EVER created anything.
          Hey, sometimes they take a single frame from an existing TV show or video game and add whitespace for people to write text.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah we all know that creativity is a skill, one that you did not hone.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Most of zoomer culture comes from Cinemaphile

          this is not something to be proud of

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you want to take any responsibility for creating such a shit world that has led the youth to being reclusive in these catacombs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair to millies, they actually tried to change things with Occupy Wall Street and it was crushed by force.
              Boomer and Gen-X can burn in hell.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Got it, you're like Jerry, and you're scared of responsibility.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > they actually tried to change things with Occupy Wall Street and it was crushed by force.
                Wtf is this pathetic milennialgay cope lmao? You guys did the whole larp with occupy wall street only to fall hook line and sinker for the IdMisc bullshit the corpos sharted out in defense. You homosexuals are as bad as the boomers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You homosexuals are as bad as the boomers.
                Generation shit like this is silly.
                The majority of people are fricking morons regardless of their generation, it makes no difference when they were born.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you see a meme here for the first time and think it started here, you're wrong. Cinemaphile hasn't been relevant for years now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Punished Anthonyschizo

        >Reddit is based
        NOOOOOOOOOO THE FRICK IT IS NOT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile is dying
        No it's not.
        t. 20 y/o zoomer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it is, and we’re killing it
          >t. 23 yo zoomer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not if my boomer ass can help it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go back, subhuman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why are you still here in your 30s?
        I'm still here in my mid-40s. Cinemaphile isn't dying, it's already dead, and has been for years. It continues on as a zombie.

        Don't forget, you're here forever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why are you still here in your 30s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am 41 son. You have no idea wtf you are talking about.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Somehow, Reddit returned

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should, twitter screencap threads too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It should, twitter screencap threads too
        This would slash /misc/'s traffic to pre-2014 levels at least.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldnt perma ban anyone ever, Cinemaphile is supposed to be the wild west of the internet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile is supposed to be the wild west of the internet
        No, that's just /b/.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No, that's just /b/.
          I just checked the front page of /b/.
          >porn
          >porn
          >/pol/
          >/pol/
          >e-celeb
          >troony porn
          >porn
          I've never been more happy that The Wild West died.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I stopped visiting /b/ with any frequency after 2006. "/b/ was never good," I know, but I hate to see what it's been reduced to, especially in the last 10-15 years.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and you are supposed to be heterosexual but that ship too sailed long time ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Anyone who says otherwise probably has a reddit/twitter account. Screenshots of social media posts are always the laziest, lowest effort bullshit (which is a bannable offense) and there's nothing worse than looking through the catalog and seeing a dozen fricking twitter screenshots. This isn't twitter. This isn't reddit. This isn't facebook. That shit doesn't belong here. Seriously, what's disputable about this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have one second to explain why reddit screenshot OPs should not be an automatic permanent ban.

        I wouldn't go as far as permabans but they should definitely start wielding "posts must be on-topic" against social media screencap threads.
        Like, it's fine to post a screenshot of a tweet announcing a movie if you genuinely want to discuss and speculate on the movie, in my opinion. But shit like "here's some literally who's opinion about people who watch Star Wars that doesn't even fricking mention anything about Star wars" needs to be swept away.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, twitter long since became the go-to source for breaking news, and with how complete shit google search has become, reddit has has become the go-to source for a lot of other information on the internet. So I don't blame anyone for going there. Just don't bring the bullshit drama and the cancerous site culture here.

        [...]
        I wouldn't go as far as permabans but they should definitely start wielding "posts must be on-topic" against social media screencap threads.
        Like, it's fine to post a screenshot of a tweet announcing a movie if you genuinely want to discuss and speculate on the movie, in my opinion. But shit like "here's some literally who's opinion about people who watch Star Wars that doesn't even fricking mention anything about Star wars" needs to be swept away.

        >I wouldn't go as far as permabans but they should definitely start wielding "posts must be on-topic" against social media screencap threads.
        This. I'd be satisfied with jannies simply being more aggressive about deleting that shit. It's not like bans mean much in practice, anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      It should, twitter screencap threads too.

      this
      also add tiktoks to the list
      the quality of every single board would skyrocket overnight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because Cinemaphile sucks now and doesn't produce anything new or original like it used to

      internet culture used to be downstream from Cinemaphile, now its the opposite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >phoneposters can't even edit a basic image macro
        grim times

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have 19 stuffed animals on my bed. I'm 32. I need help.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >trying to rag on phoneposters when you post le nu rage face

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything reposted off social media should be an instant permaban, it's even easier to identify nowadays that people have started c*nsoring swear words and words like death and kill for the algorithm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit and Twitter screencaps*
      both should be perma banned

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Haha yea I'm not really trying to please everybody
    HE'S GONE OFF THE DEEP END

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a reasonable statement to me.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's right tho even if it is a cope

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Rock's Baywatch freakout
    QRD? I remember they were going to get litty but I never followed up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've all been scrubbed but he went on a drunken twitter tantrum, probably 40 or 50 tweets, complaining about "the mob" and "the haters" tearing down Baywatch. He insisted that "the people, not the critics" loved Baywatch and insinuated that Paramount was intentionally sabotaging ticket sales.
      Paramount spend over a million dollars scrubbing the tweets and paying off journalists to ignore them and not ask The Rock about them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The crying laughter emoji never lies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the alternative
          Cumming in his pants?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          laughing from peeing?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate adult men who use emoticons so much it's unreal. You are allowed to use them when you are answering messages from girls, that is it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. It's inherently feminine and you can confuse a lot of guys by littering your fricking texts with them. Even dumb shit like
            >o.o
            You're supposed to have left that shit behind with high school.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HAH, WE WON. SEINFELD LOST. EVERYONE HATES SEINFELD LIKE ME.
    Calm down

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Seinfeld show but in a weird way I avoided watching anything else with him like interviews and stuff. I had a sense with the Larry King interview that this guy might be a douche. If you saw it, it's like why be needlessly difficult, you have to roll with some simple questions to get the interview going. He goes on about what other's should know and how they should do things but doesn't know how to be interviewed?

    The Kesha thing was weird too like WTF? I can't imagine her liking something I did. When another person in the creative world likes what you do that's suppose to mean a lot.

    Now with this pop tart movie you're seeing him everywhere in full boomer mode. The reviews do bother him or he wouldn't write all that. It's kind of like when a singer puts out a mediocre album they'll say, 'I made it for me' or something.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the money and fame in the world can't make him any less of a whiny israelite.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry and Larry are some of the few based israelites in the world

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >continues to go off the deep end
    Wtf does that even mean exactly? Like you can say someone has gone off the deep end, but the idea that they're continuing to go off the deep end doesn't really make any sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual ass journalists and reddit users are upset that Seinfeld hates woke shit, speaks out on it constantly and is basically fricking immune to any form of criticism of label they can potentially slur him with. They can't hurt his income, can't affect his growth or sustainability or impact how his audience receives him so they stick to
      >Well, he's OLD and OUT OF TOUCH. And WOW, he LIKES the negativity we generate??
      He put out that movie Unfrosted which got shit on by critics. I don't know dick about it,

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watched it. It's an ok comedy. It's not AMAZING, but it's a nice rainy sunday afternoon movie. Amy Schumer is in it though and she's kinda annoying.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the backlash against him is due to his comments.
        I'm kind of surprised that there are militantly woke people on Cinemaphile of all places.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has Jerry been involved in a single good project post-Seinfeld? Dude is a hack and yet he keeps getting work and attention because of a show that he wasn't the sole creator of.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Has Jerry been involved in a single good project post-Seinfeld
      Bee Movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was okay at best. It even makes fun of its mediocrity in the title, "B Movie".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bee Movie is kino

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >…you wanted to laugh but you didn’t laugh. It’s funny!
    No its not. What kind of psycho would think thats funny?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Norm McDonald.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont think norm had that mentality. He didnt get off on his audience not enjoying it. I think seinfeld knows his jokes fall flat and that there isnt anything to really laugh about. Atleast with norm his stories were amusing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Norm absolutely got off jokes on that flopped if he thought they were funny.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thats called irony

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick did he get a movie about pop=tarts commissioned?. its was awful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Assassin Creed movie was a bomb and no one watched, but the company that made the game saw the whole thing as advertising and invested a fortune to make that trash. Said company gave so much money to the studio they were working on like two sequels after the movie bombed because they made their money back even before selling the first ticket.
      If I remember correctly, they only cancelled the sequels because of a new executive wasn't into it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that movie made twice as much money as it cost to make

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They poured too much into trying to advertise the shit out of it to the point that it lost a lot overall

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >theaters get a cut
          >distributors get a cut
          >marketing costs money

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE SUPERMAN
    >DUDE CEREAL

    American """comedy"""

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything that ages worse than comedians?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry is so insecure about being considered funny. If not for Larry David no one would know his name.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MELTDOWN
    how is that a M E L T D O W N O M G?
    He seems to be cavalier about the whole thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "I'm not mad you're mad" cope isn't cavalier

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are projecting and inferring a tone that is not there. An imagined snooty and nasally semitic tone is not the same thing as MELTDOWNING
        lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you've missed it, Seinfeld has been on a pity party tour for a while now, doing to rich out of touch old comedian thing and whining about a whole assortment of things

          He is 1000% in full cope mode

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically what is his deal?

    He acts like his material is edgy but it's actually milquetoast.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Social media really showed us no one is actually self confident. I mean what is his problem?

    >70 years old
    >3 kids
    >billionaire
    >still feels the need to justify and explain himself to the public

    He should literally live his own life and let others seethe.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is right.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone with a sense of humor should relate to this. like when you're laughing at something and people have an attitude like "well i don't think that's funny, whatcha think about that HUH" like you're supposed to give a shit.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pedofield

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