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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of thief doesn't fight back?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One who gets stabbed before the get the chance

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A thief that steals due to compulsion and jusr wants it all to end at this point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A remorseful one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not his turn.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is why Pulp Alley is a billion times better than DnD

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >stab two motherfrickers at once
    >stab one motherfricker twice
    >turns out that shields aren't for b***hes

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bikecuck surprisingly became likeable after embracing it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that comic was pretty uncharacteristic of him anyway
      all his other comics are "I'm le depressed loser lol"
      maybe he took too much prozac that day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think it was a genuine moral statement.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >all his other comics are "I'm le depressed loser lol"
        Ah, the Ronnie method. Weird that Cinemaphile doesn't love this one, maybe he's not obese enough to relate to.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's two things. Whomp mainly does self-deprecation for humor and Ronnie is often the cause of his own misfortune, while Bike Cuck's comics are more of the "omg so relatable" type and focus on how he's the unfortunate victim of life's unfairness.

          The second thing is that Whomp tends to be about exaggerated but still "real" scenarios, while Bike Cuck's comics tend to to be very abstract with little to suggest this is a real character who is actually experiencing these things.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's kinda weird how this site lives in a time capsule, he hasn't made these kind of comics in years. Nowadays he makes horror stuff mostly. Also Whomp has been cancelled and forgotten

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's not like I'm going to look up these comics on my own volition, so I'm only going to see what gets posted here. Which, granted, probably gives a warped perspective of what these comics are actually like nowadays, but I really don't care enough about either of them to stay up-to-date.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's not how you pronounce sword

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well now I feel foolish.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But wait. If he needed a sword to kill the guy who stole his sword then who was sword? He could have two-swords any time he wanted. He's a phony!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never said he only had one sword.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He got a new sword to stab the thief, and got his old sword back so now he has two.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, Bikecuck... Truly, you shall live on in infamy forever.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Swordscomic guy used to post here on Cinemaphile in the /hyw/ thread. But he is famous now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would say people shitting on him over the quality of his work on Cinemaphile might be a bigger influence on him not posting on Cinemaphile.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Different anon, but I think "bladies for ladies" being a missed opportunity is the harshest criticism I could give.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >two swords
    >two fricking swords
    >shank two homies at once
    >shank one homie twice
    >shields are for pussies*

    *shields ain't actually for pussies

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