>movie breaks the rules of the box within the first ten minutes and turns into a completely generic slasher movie that wears the skin of the franchise and has no thematic core >features a "down on her luck" millenial whiney bitch with unconditionally supportive brother and friends while she is a druggie wastrel because modern writers couldn't write any actual human internal and external suffering like clive barker did
Piece of shit film I'm genuinely mad I had zero expectations and they were still let down
>How the fuck does a drug addict/artist is able to afford his big ass apartment?
because it was written by people who have never seen poverty outside of the chic depictions on television
The sister is the druggie, the brother and his bf presumably have normal jobs and the sister just mooch off them. Or do you mean the sister's bf? He's a criminal and probably bankrolled by the corpo dude who lured them there.
Probably? Cenobites' superpower is just being mega masochists. It seems more like a stalemate where both sides just enjoy each other's carnage for infinity.
Cenobites would probably get off to Freddy and Jason.
They might get pissy with Jason. First for killing people looking for pleasure, then at not caring for anything they do to him
All this shit is just made up powerlevels that can change on a whim so there's no real answer.
My guess would be that since Freddy and Jason are definitely both occupants of Hell Pinhead has a certain dominion over them since he has an actual place in the hierarchy of Hell and isn't just confined there. But since all of them have invincible plot armor I don't know how that really shakes out. It's kind of the same problem they had with Freddy Vs. Jason. If these films had definitive outcomes the franchises would have ended decades ago
Thanks anons. I will probably check out hellraiser during the fall.
Always like the designs, but never seen any of it.
Except for 1, 2, and arguably the most recent one, they’re mostly awful. Hellraiser has been plagued badly by budget, rights issues, studio interference, and incompetent writers and directors. It has been written about a lot over the years as a sort of case study in how to turn a cult classic franchise with massive name recognition into a bargain bin IP where literally every release flops.
>Cenobite: you have inflicted and endured a great deal of pain. But it is nothing compared to what we have in store for you >Jason: ... >Cenobite: shall we begin? >Jason: ... >Cenobite: *summons hooked chains that tear into Jason's flesh and cause a dozen terrible wounds* >Jason: ... >Cenobite: Ah, a stoic. No matter. We enjoy a challenge >Jason: ... >Cenobite: *peels the flesh from Jason's body like a glove* >Jason: ... >Cenobite: *slowly and systematically dissects Jason's exposed flesh, paying particular attention to the individual nerve clusters to cause maximum pain* >Jason: ... >Freddy (over in the corner): fuckin' told you >Cenobite: SILENCE
All this shit is just made up powerlevels that can change on a whim so there's no real answer.
My guess would be that since Freddy and Jason are definitely both occupants of Hell Pinhead has a certain dominion over them since he has an actual place in the hierarchy of Hell and isn't just confined there. But since all of them have invincible plot armor I don't know how that really shakes out. It's kind of the same problem they had with Freddy Vs. Jason. If these films had definitive outcomes the franchises would have ended decades ago
Women to some.
so does he like it when you misgender him?
>has sex with him/her immediately
THE BOX
>movie breaks the rules of the box within the first ten minutes and turns into a completely generic slasher movie that wears the skin of the franchise and has no thematic core
>features a "down on her luck" millenial whiney bitch with unconditionally supportive brother and friends while she is a druggie wastrel because modern writers couldn't write any actual human internal and external suffering like clive barker did
Piece of shit film I'm genuinely mad I had zero expectations and they were still let down
How the fuck does a drug addict/artist is able to afford his big ass apartment?
Does the bro just speedrun abandon warehouses all day?
>How the fuck does a drug addict/artist is able to afford his big ass apartment?
because it was written by people who have never seen poverty outside of the chic depictions on television
The sister is the druggie, the brother and his bf presumably have normal jobs and the sister just mooch off them. Or do you mean the sister's bf? He's a criminal and probably bankrolled by the corpo dude who lured them there.
>the brother and his bf
Expected nothing less from gay writers
Hey, look. Can you just kill me and not torture me till the end of eternity?
>brother goes missing after trying to find you
>main character goes out and have sex instead
I hate woman so much lads
BASED TO SOME... CRINGE TO OTHERS
I know nothing about this flick other than Lady Pinhead is a chud who used to fuck Keanu.
Would Freddy Kruger and Jason fuck the cenobite up? Or do they have plot armor? Never seen any of the hellraiser series
Probably? Cenobites' superpower is just being mega masochists. It seems more like a stalemate where both sides just enjoy each other's carnage for infinity.
Thanks anons. I will probably check out hellraiser during the fall.
Always like the designs, but never seen any of it.
Except for 1, 2, and arguably the most recent one, they’re mostly awful. Hellraiser has been plagued badly by budget, rights issues, studio interference, and incompetent writers and directors. It has been written about a lot over the years as a sort of case study in how to turn a cult classic franchise with massive name recognition into a bargain bin IP where literally every release flops.
Isn't that true for all horror movies?
Freddy, Jason, Jigsaw, Aliens, Predator and Halloween.
They're only like 2-3 good entries and the rest are hot garbage, but it does seem like hellraiser is the most problematic one
3 and 4 are goofy fun.
the STV ones are crap
Hellraiser in space is GOOD! I will not stop defending it. The origin story of the puzzle box was also pretty cool.
A fellow Bloodline Chad. Why are we so few?
are they just cucks and perverts if they just like watching people get kill while getting off from it?
Cenobites would probably get off to Freddy and Jason.
They might get pissy with Jason. First for killing people looking for pleasure, then at not caring for anything they do to him
>Cenobite: you have inflicted and endured a great deal of pain. But it is nothing compared to what we have in store for you
>Jason: ...
>Cenobite: shall we begin?
>Jason: ...
>Cenobite: *summons hooked chains that tear into Jason's flesh and cause a dozen terrible wounds*
>Jason: ...
>Cenobite: Ah, a stoic. No matter. We enjoy a challenge
>Jason: ...
>Cenobite: *peels the flesh from Jason's body like a glove*
>Jason: ...
>Cenobite: *slowly and systematically dissects Jason's exposed flesh, paying particular attention to the individual nerve clusters to cause maximum pain*
>Jason: ...
>Freddy (over in the corner): fuckin' told you
>Cenobite: SILENCE
All this shit is just made up powerlevels that can change on a whim so there's no real answer.
My guess would be that since Freddy and Jason are definitely both occupants of Hell Pinhead has a certain dominion over them since he has an actual place in the hierarchy of Hell and isn't just confined there. But since all of them have invincible plot armor I don't know how that really shakes out. It's kind of the same problem they had with Freddy Vs. Jason. If these films had definitive outcomes the franchises would have ended decades ago
THE FRONT HOLE
YOUR DOCTOR OPENED IT
PUSS CAME
>asian girl walk into a isolated dark room
chang bros...we lost
How chuds get surgically "reassigned" unironically seems like something the Cenobites would do.
I like the female hellraiser and I enjoyed the movie
The gays was actually not bad and insufferable
It wasn't a woman it was a chud and the fags with both bad and insufferable, as was the protag.
Having said that, a chud cenobite makes sense and it was better than every other sequel since the second one.
Should Hunter Shaufer played Hellraiser instead
Hunter should be in the next one, getting sexually tortured for two hours.
Eh the gimmick has already been done.
>female
>The wound. You opened we dilated it.
Anyone else get absolutely infuriated at the mere sight of a chud?
I feel a mix of pity and disgust.
depends on how big her bulge is.
Which of the Lament Configuration would you choose lads?
I would choose love :3
you know it's gonna be fucked up no matter what you choose.