Hello I'm Mike Stoklasa. Writer, director and producer of the 2016 film "Space Cop" allow me to try to correct these film making profesionals on what they should have done for the upcoming 45 minutes.
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Hello I'm Mike Stoklasa.
I wish someone would beat the shit out of this moron and Rich.
Preferably a black person so Mike apologizes after every time he is hit like the cuck he is.
See
They don't call him Mike "the Black person grave digger" Stoklasa for nothing newbie.
That isn’t Mike, you idiot.
Plus Mike is a huge leftist that gets triggered over straight couples appearing in her media.
Is that because he graves digs like a Black folk?
this but the blacks suck their dicks and mike says OOOOOh Yeaaaaaaa
and then they watch star trek
I'm trans btw
they are comedy shows you pathetic morons
you think they actually care about reviewing
you think it's a coincidence they NEVER give scores?
>Thinking score matters when they literally say whether they recommend it or not
Even if they gave scores, why do you feel they force you to follow their advice? They are obviously making comedy shows; they even have story-driven sketches in their half in the bag reviews you monumental moron; it's not an academic study on the quality of a film.
Besides: nobody should follow any ONE's review; opinions are like buttholes and rarely will you agree with anyone; the best middle ground is to go with something like imdb's popular score but even that can be limited.
One of other favorite reviewers is YMS (the "dog fricker") and I almost NEVER agree with his tastes especially because he is too elitist with popular movies; but he has interesting alternative insights; likewise RLM's taste isn't the best (they are almost the opposite by overrating a lot of normie garbage) but they can be fun to watch as a pass time.
Mike Stoklasa is dumb.
Re-watching their re:view shows at the moment, and he really is bloody stupid. His takes on shit like Escape From NY about "what they should have done" are just pathetic.
>His takes on shit like Escape From NY about "what they should have done" are just pathetic.
Please give some examples. I'm not watching these fat gays myself, but you've got me curious.
he thinks that the film score made it worse and then cuts to what he thinks it would be better with and lays on the most generic 'action' score possible
I kind of agree with him on that Escape From NY is a movie people remember as better than it is, because people love Snake Plisken. The whole middle of that movie is just kind of boring.
Hey, you're Anon Anonymous. I heard you were a gay.
Mike’s “improvements” on films are always terrible. Like saying Aquaman needed taco jokes or that Solo needed a hologram disguise mess-up scene.
>Aquaman needed taco jokes
What
he got it wrong, it was even worse
mike said the fight in aquaman should have taken place in mall that had taco bell
I refuse to call Jessi like that.
She will NEVER be a man.
They're shooting the rodeo with the not-gays!
Mike Stoklasa just released a statement regarding his death
>It is with immeasurable grief that we confirm the passing of Rich Evans who died in the Parkland High shooting. We are deeply saddened by this tragedy, although it's not as bad as the Star Wars prequel trilogy directed by George Lucas
Why is zoomer media like this?
>hehe this Youtuber who I dislike just died in the latest mass shooting where dozens of people died or were shot, look how cynical I am!
Simulacra bro
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dissolution of dignity.
A man must hold some set of things to be sacred before he can confer value to more objects.
From the 60s onward every pillar of white civilization has been torn down, leaving behind only barbarity and rubble. Zoomers grew up amongst this rubble.
There is nothing sacred. Only media and the hypothetical attention of the laughs of strangers you will never hear.
aww sweet, a schizo post!
>every pillar of white civilization
Anon, stealing from other cultures is alive and well.
It worked with reviewbrah way back then so everyone just tries to emulate it.
>It worked
What do you mean? Why is the thought of random youtubers dying in mass shootings so funny to these """people"""
You don't have a successful YouTube channel, so you're not qualified to judge them
I took some notes
*uncrumples a piece of paper*
why did he do it
Internalized transphobia before she came out as a man.
>Hello I'm OP. Writer, director and producer of frick all. Allow me to try to correct this accomplished filmaker.
Keep seething.
Hi, Mike!
Hi, Mauler.
>accomplished filmaker
>Mike Stoklasa
Mike, you fricking suck. Lost your looks got fricking bloated, erased your chin and didn't even try to fix it. You ought to shut the frick up at this point.
Plus majority knows what you did behind that 7/11 in 2019. Rich will release it when you'll frick up eventually. His patience isn't endless.
This has become a bad habit of his. He doesn’t critique or review movies anymore, he just uses them to monologue about what he would’ve done differently.
So he's another Siskel?
That's more interesting half the time.
That's what constructive critiquing is, moron. You don't just say it was bad, you follow up with how it could have been done better.
>And then this should have happened!
>And then this should have happened!
>And then this should have happened!
>Listen to me, I directed Space Cop
Remember when Mike was so proud of his shitbrained ideas for Picard episodes that he hired an artist to illustrate them? That was embarrassing. He probably expected the viewers to respond with "Paramount should be getting Mike to write this show!" but their silence was deafening.
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That was when i knew that homie had done lost the plot, the fact that Rich sucked his wiener and was so marvelled at the concept of fanfics was almost just as pathetic.
Jack has been sober for 3 years now. Could Mike do it?
Mike is more of an wine bottle than a human
Space cop was ok.
No it's not, it's not even fun to watch. Kickassia is unironically more entertaining.
Filmmakers are morons. So is Mike, but that's neither here nor there.
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RLM is a great channel.
>tranime
Why do you guys always bring up space cop every time Mike critiques a movie isn't space cop supposed to be an ironic comedy movie like it's bad on purpose
It’s been fifteen years since the first Plinkett review and the incels are STILL seething.
It’s honestly impressive.
It's been fifteen years and you still write like this? Shit, I thought I was the only sad adult on here.
You forgot "fat alcoholic loser with no real friends."
Why is it that out of the OG 3 it was Mike who gradually went full woke moron? I mean they're all terrible sellouts by this point, but I really didn't think Mike would become the worst one. When both Jay AND Rich have to tell you that a movie isn't 'right-wing' simply because it has multiple political and social POVs and doesn't judge any of them... that's pretty fricking bad.
It's surprising that Rich probably has the loosest sense of humor and makes off color jokes. Jay seems like a total b***h in absolutely every way. Mike is at least funny.
He's a Star Trek fan. Like in the sense that he actually thinks Star Trek is a vision of the world "as it should be", and not a slightly cooky Sci-fi show from the 60's, where the Scotsman has a silly accent. Those people are all delusional crypto-commies.
If you can sincerely watch Star Trek and not think it's reflecting a definite political/social ideology, you are literally too dumb to be allowed the privilege of living in civil society. Roddenberry fricking hammers you over the head with it and you're STILL too fricking stupid to see what he's getting at.
Oh, it is. It's just that Roddenberry was a screwball, who was about two steps removed from L Ron Hubbard. You can enjoy his work, because it's enjoyable, but it's not the picture of a future that is realistically attainable, and maybe it's not even one we want to attain.
Oh. Now I feel embarrassed for calling you stupid, my bad anon.
Haven't watched anything of theirs since 2019. Did he really change like this? I always pegged his as a libertarian or slightly-left centrist.
>I always pegged his as a libertarian or slightly-left centrist
jesus why do you morons even care about their politics?
I've only ever watched the plinkett reviews for entertainment, no mention of politics in them. Why do you care so much what some sartirical star wars reviewers think about politics? It's like you think you have to be friends with these guys.
Politics comes up in other videos, not Plinkett reviews. I have friends from all across the political spectrum (except far, far left), I was merely interested if Mike had gone that direction since I'd stopped watching - in the videos. I couldn't give a frick less what any of them post elsewhere.
Because he voted for Bush and feels guilty about it. As such he overcompensates to the max.
He is also afraid of being cancelled so bad that he can never work on animated projects.
>Because he voted for Bush and feels guilty about it.
Funny, you could argue the modern left formed as a response to GWB and the Iraq War. The dominate liberalism of the 90's was Clinton style "third way" politics. It never repudiated the Republicans in the way that is done now, instead saying that the Clintons were better Republicans than the actual Republicans. As such, coming from such a mindset it wouldn't be too shocking if democrats voted for Bush since he too seemed not that different from Clinton.
Seriously just look at the innocence and hope that young Mike had in his eyes. His entire future is ahead of him where things can only go up!
Now look at that sad sack of shit on the right. The regret and sorrow of a man dying slowly on the inside. Wishing he can get the last 20 years of his life back.
Are you telling me that being a youtuber nearing your 50s isn't fulfilling and life affirming?!?!
Cinema is all he ever cared about and he's watched it die
He was right about Promtetheus and Covenant. I hated them both
because they are bot terrible and you have standards.
Have you ever made a movie? No? What gives you the right to criticise Mike then?
Your average RLM video gets 1mil views. That's more than 90% of TV shows.
So what youtube channel do you have and how much is your monthly take on patreon then?
Will prequeItroons ever stop seething at RLM?
>Daily (hourly) RLM viral marketing topic
>usually started by Trekkies or (Star Wars) Expanded Unverse gays who also support RLM via patreon
>many view Mike and Rich and Jay as their virtual friend
>I LIVE IN WISCONSIN
>IM FAT CAUSE I EAT CHEESE AND DRINK BEER
>HAHA WE'RE FAMOUS
Film makers, specifically scifi, should consider running their ideas past these people.
They won't catch everything but they would improve a great deal as a result.
Maybe not Jay.
I think Mike only wrote it. Jay did the rest.
and that wasn't even the original script
this piece of shit had "several rewrites". they tried to make that a movie even before they got popular but rich got sick.
I think mike tried to become the next marcia lucas and as he calls his "save it in editing" just like they did with star wars. that's why this piece of shit took so long to make.
it's actually impressive that Mike not only gave the definitive critique on the prequels and ruined Lucas' credibility forever, but also seeded the idea of Abrams directing tthe sequels so star wars could be ruined for the prequelgays just as it was ruined for him.
No film critic has ever made a good movie.
And, on the flip side, filmmakers aren't good film critics. The creative brain and the rational brain don't jive well together and you almost never see someone who's talented with both.
Can somebody tell me why Mike can't just watch Orville? Its really good this season.
Dumb frick.
Mike Stoklasa here, I rarely post on Cinemaphile or reply directly to fans but I just thought I would reach out and tell you to have a nice day
Hey Mike. Seriously. I know it makes you die inside that Seth McFarlane.. a total jackass.. got the chance to make the TNG show you THINK You could create. But you really should put your big boy pride on the ground (you lost it anyway) and watch this show.
It's top kino and better than your ideas too.
you write like reddit
>reddit
Whats that?
Gay porn site
you seethe like a homosexual.
>no mention of the prequels in the post
confirmed NOT mike
Mike-Sama please don't be so mean
This sums up why I don't listen to movie critics on YouTube. Couldn't care less what some movie nerd thinks about a movie.
Imagine being Mike. Completely soulless, drenched with sorrow and smite. Always wondering when he will be rid of this terrible damp, the damp which has weighed down his heart like a waterlogged mattress.
Imagine being so jaded, so disgusted with yourself, that drinking 5 beers before filming any RLM series is the only thing which will make you feel half the man you think you are.
'Hahaha, yes that is funny' Mike says, under the intoxication of alcohol. Acting as if it is his natural demeanor.
His pseudo-smiles grinding together like an un-oiled cog, counting every second it takes to get through another episode of BoTW.
I like mike. Seems like a cool guy
It is really a lot easier to criticize something than make something. I don't mean that in a 'frick critics' way, I mean it's literally much easier to look at something and deconstruct its flaws and point out what would have worked better or overall structural issues. If you've ever actually tried to do some kind of serious creative project involving a team of people and countless man hours of work, criticizing the same sort of stuff is like a vacation. All the brainstorming and ideas, none of the having to sit down and sort this shit out.